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>> No.17718855

Download Robinhood.

Tell me what stocks to buy now!

>> No.17718856

TOM HANKS HAS IT ITS OVER BOYS

>> No.17718857
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>> No.17718863
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17718863

SQQQ or bust, right? Or TVIX?

>> No.17718865

Designated futures circuit breaker thread.

>> No.17718868

My wish is for BAC to go less than 20 can we do it?

>> No.17718873

RIP Tom Hanks
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237910781414473729

>> No.17718878

Shorting stocks should be illegal. You are betting on the downfall of a nation/world

>> No.17718882

>>17718855
Fuck off, Raj. Pick out some nice Indian stocks.

>> No.17718884
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17718884

Future graphs are looking amazing

>> No.17718886

>>17718855
uninstall it

>> No.17718887

I don't want to die without ever have known the touch of a fair maiden.

>> No.17718889

>>17718865
ew get out of here you icky spider *SQUASH*

>> No.17718894

>>17718855

Nothing now. Wait for the bottom.

>> No.17718895
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17718895

HOLY FUCK

>> No.17718896

Dow(n) -3%

>> No.17718900

>>17718878
Haha fuck yoooooooou bull
It's bear country now

>> No.17718903

I can't wait to see the Fed try to pump against "no trade with the EU for a month" tomorrow

>> No.17718904

>>17718857
BOOMERS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE

>> No.17718910

30 DAY TRAVEL AND CARGO TRADE BAN ON EUROPE
>30 DAY TRAVEL AND CARGO TRADE BAN ON EUROPE
30 DAY TRAVEL AND CARGO TRADE BAN ON EUROPE
>30 DAY TRAVEL AND CARGO TRADE BAN ON EUROPE
30 DAY TRAVEL AND CARGO TRADE BAN ON EUROPE
>30 DAY TRAVEL AND CARGO TRADE BAN ON EUROPE

>> No.17718912

>>17718878
I'm betting that a company is not as big as it pretends to be.

>> No.17718913

>>17718878
We should just have 50% tax on profit from short positions :)

>> No.17718915
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17718915

>-750
20k here we come!

>> No.17718921
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17718921

DOWN 800

>> No.17718924

>>17718910
>cargo

That's fucking retarded

>> No.17718935

>>17718910
> Travel
Understandable
> Cargo
oh fugg

>> No.17718936
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17718936

oh shid :DDDD

>> No.17718937

https://deadline.com/2020/03/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-test-positive-coronavirus-elvis-presley-movie-1202880431/

TOM HANKS HAS CORONA

SELL

>> No.17718941
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>>17718873
imagine if he actually dies, boomers are gonna lose their shit

>> No.17718940
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17718940

TOM HANKS NOOOOOOOO

>>17718910
give sauce on cargo i call bearshit

>> No.17718944
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17718944

>>17718878
And nobody will stop me.

>> No.17718945

>>17718910
DOW 20K by friday.

>> No.17718948
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17718948

This has exceeded my expectations (and that's a good thing).

>> No.17718952
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>> No.17718956
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17718956

It keeps going down!

>> No.17718964
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17718964

Oh this glorious timeline

>> No.17718967

FUCK ME
I sold all my SQQQ when the dow was at -1600 on the day because I thought I was making bank!

I'm never gonna get in again in time before the morning drop!

>> No.17718968

>>17718937

TOM NOOOOOOOO

>> No.17718976

what shorts should i open tomorrow? i already have them for disney, carnival, and SPY

>> No.17718977

DOW 1k by next friday

>> No.17718978
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17718978

Damn, knew I shouldn't have hedged my short. Still overweight on the short side but that positions gonna take a big hit, yikes!

>> No.17718979

Can we possibly hit circuit breakers on premarket?

>> No.17718980
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17718980

>tom hanks is pozzed

>> No.17718988
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>>17718831
HOLY SHIT IT IS TANKING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This fucking thing went down another 100 points as I screen-capped it

>> No.17718990
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17718990

Circuit breaker in 3...2...1

>> No.17718994

>>17718940

literally go watch his address, he says cargo ban too

>> No.17719000

>>17718967
what the FUCK is my ID????

Bix Nuudn? Who the fuck is Bix Nuudn and how do I make more money than him?

>> No.17719002

>>17718878
What is price discovery?

>> No.17719004
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17719004

Post yfw you're not a bull

>> No.17719005
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>>17718940

oh nooooo

>> No.17719008
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17719008

someone give me a name for this chink brapper

>> No.17719019

>>17718979
Of course not, the market is not open then. But it could trigger instantly after open. We triggered the first breaker like 9 minutes into open on Monday IIRC.

>> No.17719022

Give me circuit breakers baby!

>> No.17719027

>>17718940
https://youtu.be/k19WyNDHlmY
TRUMP HIMSELF FUCKER, WATCH IT

"To keep new cases from entering our shores, we will be suspending all travel from Europe to the United States for the next 30 days"..."and these prohibitions will not only apply to the tremendous amount of trade and cargo, but various other things as we get approval, anything coming from Europe to the united states is what we are discussing"

>> No.17719031

Why is Tesla still so high?

>> No.17719032
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17719032

RED
RED
RED
RED
RED
RED

>> No.17719033

LMAO IT JUST KEEPS DUMPING DOW WILL OPEN SUB 22000 TOMORROW MARK MY WORDS LMAO ITS FUCKING OVER THE GREAT EXIT SCAM HAS STARTED

>> No.17719034
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17719034

A wealth advisor from a major company

>> No.17719035
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17719035

Yo!

>> No.17719041

>IT'S ALREADY PRICED IN

HAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAA

>> No.17719043
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17719043

Thanks Trump my SQQQ will be extra valuable tomorrow morning.

>> No.17719044

NBA Suspends all games.

>> No.17719050

Were going to hit all 3 aren't we? Is the goal to sell before the third one or hold?

>> No.17719051

WTI is going under $20 soon, who could have imagined in their wildest dreams when peak oil was an actual belief.

>> No.17719053

God damnit why did I sell my SQQQ

>> No.17719054

If there is a 30 day ban on european goods along with china were breaking down 20k this week.

>> No.17719057

>>17719027
I want clarification on exactly what the travel ban entails for EU trade.

>> No.17719062

>NBA on indefinite suspension

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1237914404722806784?s=20

>> No.17719065

>>17719031
R&D vehicle company based independent of oil prices in America.

>> No.17719068
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17719068

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DIP BRO!!!!!!

I TOLD YOU DOG!!!!!!

>> No.17719067

the real crash hasnt even started. wait for earning and you will see what a real crash looks like.

>> No.17719069
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17719069

So what sort of business should I start to cash in on the depression?

I'm thinking something in entertainment.

>> No.17719070

Amid the pink wojaks, ask yourself this, how much will the airlines get? He announced billions in liquidity for affected companies and the airlines and cruise companies are first in line.

>> No.17719071

>>17719034
>some intern with TDS doesn't understand whats happening
ok lugenpresse

>> No.17719073
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17719073

The market is leaning so hard on a rate cut next week at the FOMC meeting. It's mostly priced in at this point. Imagine if it doesn't happen.

>> No.17719074

>>17718979
premarket curbs aren't the same as normal hour curves, so yeah we probably could

>> No.17719075

How much money can I mark shorting the s&p500 with 1000 bucks?

>> No.17719076

>>17719019
Futures have a 5% circuit breaker

>> No.17719077
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17719077

>860pts in the red and counting

>> No.17719082

>ok, mr president, just dont coof
https://youtu.be/83m261lAlrs

>> No.17719086

>>17719073
rate cut is priced in

>> No.17719089

>>17718878
Wait til you discover credit default swap LMAO

>> No.17719093

NBA just suspended it's season, shit is getting wild.

>> No.17719095

>nikkei down at least 800
where is that bullkek who was claiming it was reacting positively?

>> No.17719096

>>17719070
Thats what we buy on friday EOD

>> No.17719102

>>17719071
No Trump was at CPAC; He might actually be sick with it

>> No.17719104

>>17719069
Pre-knotted noose salesman

>> No.17719105

are you guys seeing the futures? dow is down 3% from the 200 week moving average. its literally over recession is inevitable now

>> No.17719112
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17719112

IT'S OVER

>> No.17719117

>>17719102
Not to mention all the various randos any president meets in the course of the day.

>> No.17719120

>Niggerball cancelled
One less distraction, 4 more hours that the average normie can spend watching and reading about coronavirus and stockpiling toilet paper while figuring out how to liquidated their 401k.

>> No.17719121

>>17719093
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17719127

>>17719008
Bu Ti

>> No.17719128

>>17718887
Gayyyyu
Face death alone like a man

>> No.17719131

>>17718863
You waiting to buy on opening? Might go for SQQQ

>> No.17719132

MY GOD NIKKEI IS FALLING HARD

>> No.17719139

>>17719095
swinging from his ceiling fan presumably

>> No.17719140
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>>17719105
It's all over bros.
We didn't listen.

>> No.17719142

>>17719053
I didn't sell mine because this address was coming up.

>> No.17719141

>>17719073
>priced in
This becoming my favorite meme

>> No.17719143

NBA HAS CANCELED THE SEASON.
https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1237914142033444864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

>> No.17719145
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>>17719076
>Futures have a 5% circuit breaker

>> No.17719146

>>17719093
NIGGERS BTFO

>> No.17719151
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17719151

Reminder to buy and hold, youngsters.

>> No.17719159

>Except for UK
>UK is biggest trade partner in Europe
>The top 5 U.S. export markets in the EU countries for 2018 were: United Kingdom ($66.2 billion), Germany ($57.7 billion), Netherlands ($49.4 billion), France ($36.3 billion), and Belgium ($31.4 billion).

https://ustr.gov/countries-regions/europe-middle-east/europe/european-union

>> No.17719160

EURO. IMPORTS. BLOCKED.

I’m gonna be rich off puts!

>> No.17719165

They should declare martial law, put a freeze on ALL private business activity except grocers (and logistics, and pharmacies like Italy); outlaw layoffs (reimburse something like 75% of wages and make up the difference in tax credits/breaks to people and businesses); ban ALL air travel; do a lottery for time slots when you can leave your dwelling to get food and medicine if it's not an emergency; ruthlessly enforce quarantines with arrests and placement in FEMA camps. It will cost trillions in government debt and the GDP hit but it's better than millions dying.

>> No.17719169

This is the fun part. Soon it will slow down and the market will just amble on without knowing what to do. Until then hope you guys get rich with shorts and puts.

>> No.17719168
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17719168

What does this trend mean /smg/?

>> No.17719170
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>>17719105
>futures
Bad misnomer. There is no future.

>> No.17719172

>>17719093
Ok. We might actually go full depression mode.

>> No.17719174

>>17718831
WOAH!

BIGLY.

SELL NAKED SHORTS. SELL EVERYTHING.

BUY BOOZE.

>> No.17719182

>>17719168
You're fucked and I'm rich

>> No.17719184

Banning cargo is just retarded

>> No.17719189

>>17719143
Holy shit, Normies are going to chimp out at this rate

>> No.17719190
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17719190

>make a bunch of money shorting
>go to cash out
>sorry, liquidity problems

>> No.17719192

>>17719168
Cheapies and more cheapies

>> No.17719198

>>17719145
Yeah, the breaker got hit a couple days ago

>> No.17719204

Eurobros can't play options on our markets can they?

>> No.17719212

>>17719117
Six handshakes away. I've got my bottle of Purell in my front pocket now at all times.

>> No.17719214
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>>17719168
it means we not only innawoods but we fell down a hole innamiddleofdawoods

>> No.17719217

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apfOHi_dC_Y

>> No.17719221
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>>17719168
ah yes that's the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pattern

>> No.17719222
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>>17719190
This but unironically.

>> No.17719223

Nba suspending season. No ape hoop panic setting in biggest market crash in history tommorow

>> No.17719228

>>17719190
>>go to cash out
NGMI

>> No.17719231

>>17719159
Did trump just gift borris the win in brexit

>> No.17719235

>>17719198
this mother fucker is going down 10% + tomorrow. i'd be surprised if we didn't hit the 2nd limit down before lunch. i have completely resigned my oil holdings to going through the floor tomorrow and it feels bad but eh. this shit is fun to watch.

>> No.17719240
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17719240

I was just meme'ing about 20k Dow. I was only pretending. What have I done?

>> No.17719249
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17719249

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
https://streamable.com/95nzu

>> No.17719252

LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
>LAST SUPPORT IS AT DECEMBER 2018 LOWS

>> No.17719253
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17719253

Got Ameritrade account. Poor so I started with measly $130. Already bought what I'm pretty sure are shitty stocks. Any stock recommendations or youtube channels to watch and increase knowledge.

>> No.17719255

>>17719143
>>17719189
>Still playing games, just no fans in stadium
https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/coronavirus-update-nba-plans-to-continue-season-playing-games-without-fans-per-report/
Epic fake news bruh

>> No.17719254

Fuck this is going to bankrupt robinhood isn't it?

>> No.17719256

This is exactly like the plagues during the crisis of the third century. End times lads. We won't have enough bodies to go to war with the remnants of this plague

>> No.17719259
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17719259

>He bought the dip?
>Suspend travel, continue the dump

>> No.17719262

>>17719231
I doubt it
also fucking wew euro futures are crashing harder than US

>> No.17719265

I SOLD MY FUCKING EWJ PUTS

>> No.17719266

>>17719223
sponsors, tv deals, team jersey sales etc are you serious?

>> No.17719267

>>17719145
hit the breaker at -1225 a couple days ago.

>> No.17719268
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17719268

S&P FUTURES CIRCUIT BREAKER IN 1.5%

>> No.17719270
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17719270

how about you faggots actually post from the source itself

hope you make it through tommmy

>> No.17719271

>>17718878
And what is wrong with that?

>> No.17719274

>let's see what /spee/ is talking ab-

>> No.17719275
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>>17719254
>People still use Robinhood unironically

>> No.17719281

>>17719256
oh don't be retarded. it's going to suck for a few months then suck less. bubonic plague wiped out like 50% of europe

>> No.17719285

>>17719255
https://www.cbssports.com/general/news/coronavirus-live-updates-nba-suspends-season-after-utah-jazz-player-tests-positive-for-covid-19/live/
Based retard know-it-all

>> No.17719287
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17719287

Deutsche Bank gonna go down like 25% tomorrow. EVERYTHING IS FUCKED

>> No.17719289
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17719289

>>17719217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-xpMRCnJRE
Bearbro OST.

>> No.17719290

TRUMP HAS CANCELED ALL UPCOMING PUBLIC EVENTS.


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237915984767455233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

>> No.17719305

Dow broke -900, holy shit.

>> No.17719306

I'm a newfag and a retard when it comes to stocks. Will it be a good idea to buy airline stocks when everything reaches the bottom? Sooner or later they will bounce back, right?

>> No.17719308

Stacks on stacks on stacks

>> No.17719312
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17719312

>Literally just decided to get into investing a few days ago
>Using M1 Finance
>Wanna start buy Boeing stocks and keep buying them slowly as it drops further
>Have to wait 3 business days before my money is usable
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17719313
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17719313

>>17719151
/smg/ being inundated with AAAAA-ing and pink wojaks seems like a pretty good "buy indicator" :^)

>> No.17719315

>>17719287
DB will be bankrupt before next friday.

>> No.17719316

>>17719168
We are entering "fear"

>> No.17719317

IF TRUMP COUGHED FUTURES WOULD BE OFFLINE RIGHT NOW LOL

>> No.17719319
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17719319

>>17719256
>during the crisis of the third century
during the crisis of the third century
>during the crisis of the third century
during the crisis of the third century
>during the crisis of the third century
during the crisis of the third century
>during the crisis of the third century
during the crisis of the third century

It really is over; Why didn't he save us?

>> No.17719322

We're about to go back to 2017 highs. This is wow

>> No.17719325
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17719325

>still have half my portfolio in stocks

nononoNONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>> No.17719326

What does this mean for the market?
https://youtu.be/ZQUYKER365U

>> No.17719327

>>17719306
>I'm a newfag and a retard when it comes to stocks.
yeah, you are

>> No.17719328

>>17719306
>Will it be a good idea to buy airline stocks when everything reaches the bottom?
Yes. Provided they don't go bankrupt.

When is the bottom? That's the hard part nigger.

>> No.17719331

>>17719305
And that's only the futures.

>> No.17719333

>>17719290
I wonder what information he got from his people, pretty serious changes in his mindset in just a matter of days

>> No.17719338

>>17719316
and i'm fucking greedy

>> No.17719342
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17719342

>>17719217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_49H_N43jQ

>> No.17719343

THERE IS NO BOTTOM.
I DON'T EVEN WANT YOUR CHEAPIES.
NOT YET.
YOU WILL SELL THEM TO ME LOWER.
YOUR CHEAPIES ARE MINE.

>> No.17719347
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17719347

IT IS OVER

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17719352

k that's a lot of a volume. futures circuit breaker might go.

>> No.17719360

>>17719313
Choke on your own plegm
>inb4 irony XD

>> No.17719363

>>17718878
My country shouldn't have bet on the downfall of me.

>> No.17719367
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>>17719325
>have all my theoretical portfolio in SQQQ

>> No.17719369

The market crash is being triggered earlier than expected

>> No.17719370

>>17719255
Things changed since then. One of the players tested positive and may have had it for weeks beforehand. Its better to suspend the season now if they guys have been traveling and playing games all over for the last two weeks. They'll need to test like half the league once the players and more importantly, the boomer gms and coaches, start showing symptoms.

>> No.17719376

>>17719306
>Will it be a good idea to buy airline stocks
No

>> No.17719378
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17719378

Why is pipo saying Deutsche Bank is going under?

>> No.17719379

Anyone buying short EFTs?

>> No.17719384

>>17719105
DEPRESSION

>> No.17719387

I'VE BEEN CAMPING FOR THE PAST WEEK WITH NO INTERNET AND JUST GOT BACK
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DO
HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST

>> No.17719389

>>17718878
I love profiting on the corpse of clown world.

>> No.17719390

It's pumping, bear bros we got to cocky!

>> No.17719391
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17719391

>>17719367
>theoretical portfolio
HOLY BASED

>> No.17719392
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>>17719223
Between this and blacks thinking they're immune, it's going to be the LA riots all over again

>> No.17719395

>>17719363
well said m8.

here's to the great de-financialization. about time we got back to the realm of affordability.

fuck boomers.

>> No.17719399

>>17719387
BUY PUTS!

>> No.17719402

>>17719387
Lmao

>> No.17719404

so the good news is the US is on pace to shut it down relatively early and possibly avoid italy-style ICU shortages

the bad news is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PORTFOLIO WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17719405

if we get lower than 22500 it's a wrap

>> No.17719406

What news channels should I be watching right now?
Doesnt matter the country

>> No.17719408

>>17719370
> One of the players tested positive
Oh, lmao rip

>> No.17719412

>>17719343
This. I'm not buying until we hit 1929 pricrs

>> No.17719413

>>17719379
Me, I just hope I get on the train before everyone else.

>> No.17719414

wtf are black people gonna do now

>> No.17719415
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>> No.17719416

>>17719379
You planning to buy SQQQ and hodl on opening?

>> No.17719417
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17719417

MFW I HAVE PUTS

>> No.17719418

>>17719387
/biz/ bought the top. That's what happened.

>> No.17719423

>>17719319
>Trump isn't Aurelian
>Our Aurelian may not even be born yet
>This may be only the start of the century
Jesus Christ I'm scared. It's like the Kali Yuga and Crisis of the Third Century rolled into one

>> No.17719425

>>17719384
it hasnt even begun. wait for the earnings. its gonna be a fucking blood bath

>> No.17719426

>>17719387
Probably ought to just go back camping.

>> No.17719429
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17719429

>>17719387
IT finally happened

>> No.17719433

>>17719405
we will go below 22,000 tomorrow at a bare minimum.

>> No.17719435

>Worldwide Pandemic
>Worldwide depression incoming
>Supply chain disruptions
>panic buying and prepping
>empty warehouses and stores
>thousands dying
>sports leagues cancelled until further notice
>rapid, exponential growth of virus in Europe and USA
>No preparation at all for this event
>not enough testing in US as the virus spreads stealthily
>Half the US population to contract the disease, potentially MILLIONS of deaths
>Stocks crashing worldwide
>Orange retard in charge of it all

2020 has not disappointed, we asked for a happening and we got one!

>> No.17719438

also Europe is obviously done for

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>>17719392
>blacks thinking they're immune
wait they still think that?

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>> No.17719447

>>17719387
quick rundown:
we're all FUCKED

>> No.17719449

>>17719306
>I will know the bottom
You realize their earning calls for the next 3-4 quarters are going to be dismal

>> No.17719450

>>17718865
EXPOSED

>> No.17719453

>>17719008
she looks japanese

>> No.17719454

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'M GONNA BE FILTHY RICH

>> No.17719455
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17719455

Dubs decides Jerome's next move
lmfao

>> No.17719456

>>17719392
What if blacks really are immune?

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17719457

>>17719387
GO BACK CAMPING; UNIRONICLY

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>>17719414
Ride with Biden motherfucker

>> No.17719462

>>17719416
POSSIBLY!

The ProShares UltraShort Dow 30 looks alright too

>> No.17719465

>>17719406
Literally just read headlines and look at this board and /pol/.

Every tv source is projecting this with an angle and cant be trusted.

>> No.17719466

>>17719413
yeah you're early, lmao

>> No.17719468

>>17719444
nothing about this seems remotely bullish

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>> No.17719475

>>17719444
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17719476

>>17719444
she's going to use this as an excuse to lift sanctions on Russian oil and move forward with the pipeline, tanking oil further.

>> No.17719479

>>17719444
Trump will not be moved by Merkel, this becomes a perfect opportunity for China deepen ties with Europe

>> No.17719480

>>17719444
She's just gonna bitch about exports

>> No.17719481

>>17719444
>Merkel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17719482

THE ONLY BOTTOM IS 0

>> No.17719483

>>17719444
>thinking it's trap and not Mackrel trying to beg and bargain for the nuGermans to poz up US

>> No.17719486

I cannot fucking believe I closed my SQQQ position expecting a fake and gay pump from the fed tomorrow.

>> No.17719487

>>17719444
Merkel literally said yesterday that 70% of Germany will get infected, there's no way she can act butthurt over his statement kek'd

>> No.17719489

>>17719438
NATIONALIST SURGE TIME

OPEN BORDERS WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST

>> No.17719490

>>17719404
Just saying things isn't enough. Italy was one of the first countries to declare state of emergency and ban China flights and look where it got them

>> No.17719491

>>17719444
check em

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>> No.17719495

>>17718994
Did you know that Kushner is attributed for crafting much of this policy?

>> No.17719498

>>17719333
He read /pol last night and asked if /pol was right. They said yes sir /pol is right.
He fired a bunch of assholes on the spot.>>17719044

>> No.17719501

>>17719470
-5% now

>> No.17719503

>>17719479
>>17719480
she wouldn't call unless she had something to bargain with.

she will bargain with the nordstream pipeline and move forward with it asap. oil will go to $20/barrel by friday.

>> No.17719504

>>17719486
Open a new one NIQQER

>> No.17719505
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17719505

>>17719486
I did the same
feels bad man

>> No.17719507

>>17719444
She called to say "please take in these dieseased refugees REEEEEEEEE I HAVE TOO MANY!! Teahchch us how to build the wall! *cough cough* please... *weeze* you can't..."

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>>17719444
CHECKED, DB is kill

>> No.17719512

>>17719503
Jesus then we'd all be super fucked

>> No.17719514

>>17719266
Yes they suspended the season after a team doctor ran out om the court and cancelled a game. The economy is ogre

>> No.17719513

I really should have bought call on sqqq instead of puts on banks and AMD, watch them somehow be up despite all this bullshit

>> No.17719516

>>17719501
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17719519
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17719519

>we're going to get to experience the exciting bull markets of 2016, 2017, 2018, and 2019 again once this bottoms out
Nice, looking forward to it

>> No.17719521

>>17719501
ASX is down 5% despite the economic measures the government announced lol, Morrison has to be screeching about Trump right now

>> No.17719522

I can't believe NQ is back at 7700. Damn, I want to buy but I know I have to wait.. fuck

>> No.17719526
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>>17719486
>>17719505
I can't believe I bought TQQQ expecting a fake and gay pump from the fed tomorrow.

>> No.17719528

if I MOO at 9pm will I get buy before someones MOO at 5am? thanks

>> No.17719530

it's interesting to witness NEETs and early in career bears celebrating winning a few grand, when these events will negatively impact their lives.

>> No.17719535

/pol saved me $80k I got out weeks ago seeing this virus crash coming thanks /pol

>> No.17719540

Unironically, DB might collapse and get bailed out by ECB. If even the thought of that is mentioned by politicians, that's when you know this will last at least 6 months.

>> No.17719541

Reminder to all bears that less than-7% at opening is ideal. Trading basically starts at 9:45. There WILL be a dump at 9:45. After that 13% before lunchtime becomes /crash/ mode.

>> No.17719543

>>17719444
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

>> No.17719545

>>17719462
SDOW? There's SIJ too

>> No.17719547

>>17719378
because they were semi-fucked even before all this started

>> No.17719550

>>17719535
You've learned an even more valuable lesson
/pol/ is ALWAYS right

>> No.17719552

>>17719512
the destruction of the us energy market will be total. i say this as someone who has 15% of my wealth in oil stocks. i am prepared to lose it all.

i'm going to fucking double down, fuck it. i'm going to buy a shitload of BP MRO XOM RDS.B. i'm going all in.

>> No.17719554

>>17719503
I can't handle how rapidly the world order is changing. shit's fucked.

>> No.17719556
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17719556

Should I buy puts tonight on Robinhood ahead of time, or wait until opening tomorrow morning?

>> No.17719557

>>17719495

if you're asking whether I know Trump sucks jew cock, the answer is yes

>> No.17719558

>They didn't expect the cow crash

Fucking /biz/ we told you

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17719560

>>17719535
No problem; Sorry about the MIGA cultists if they are trying to convince you to HODL

>> No.17719563

>>17719526
could be worse
could have held through the first crash, I hope you didn't do that anon

>> No.17719564

>>17719530
>The new angle: stubborn acceptance

>> No.17719569

New Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxi1dX6_5gs

>> No.17719571

>>17719513
Is it too late, anon? I’m waiting for a paycheck...

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>>17719387
we accidentally a market crash

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>>17719535
Glad to help

>> No.17719574

welp
>It looks like he misspoke... White House officials being forced to clarify that restrictions will only apply to humans...
https://twitter.com/sdonnan/status/1237919778687332353
JUSTing will be 1% less savage I guess

>> No.17719577

MOVES TO MAKE TOMORROW??
AAL and DIS PUTS

>> No.17719578

so is it a travel ban to and from europe or only from europe?

>> No.17719580

>>17719541
>-13%
They will just close the markets

>> No.17719582
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17719582

>>17719512
>hopeful

>> No.17719583

>>17719404
>to shut it down relatively early
are you retarded? The US still isn't even testing on a large scale and they just banned the import of the primary chemicals for their tests since guess where they're made

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>>17719486
>>17719526
I can't believe I only opened 4 SQQQ calls

>> No.17719585

>>17719333
>I wonder what information he got from his people
he got coronavirus from them

>> No.17719589

>>17719552
This.
And leveraged shale producers will default. This will spread throughout the credit markets.
Then the happening will begin.

>> No.17719590

>>17719580
not until 20% would trading be suspended for the remainder of the day.

>> No.17719591
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>> No.17719592

DOW DOWN 1000 POINTS!!!!!

>> No.17719594
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17719594

The circuit breakers are acting as an attractor

>> No.17719597

>>17719574
lame

>> No.17719599
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17719599

>>17719574
>I say as
>-1000

>> No.17719604

>>17719578
From

>> No.17719605

hope they replaced that 7% fuse that tripped on Monday

>> No.17719610

>>17719564
i'm fine no matter what as i've retired early with a conservative portfolio, it's just an observation.

>> No.17719611

So puts are basically free money this month?

>> No.17719612

>>17719554
expect unemployment to reach 10-12% by mid-july as literally the entire shale oil business in the US goes out of business. XOM alone employs like 12 million people. they're going to cut hard. i fully anticipate oil going down 10-15% tomorrow based on decreased demand ALONE from euro => us travel restriction. if they go forward with nordstream it's going to be more like 25-50%

>> No.17719615

>>17719574
>https://twitter.com/sdonnan/status/1237919778687332353
Markets dont care, crash still happening

>> No.17719616

>>17719580
Only at -20%, and that will ideally be right at the end of power hour.

>> No.17719619
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17719619

C-C-C-C-IRCUIT BREAKER

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GET THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS DONALD

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17719623

My 401K

>> No.17719625

>>17719552
Reminder they can turn off wellheads and >>17719564
refineries and save money while decreasing supply of distillates so it's kind of a wash at some point.

>> No.17719626

>>17719571
this. i think it takes 2-3 days for money to settle in my brokerage

>> No.17719627
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17719627

can't believe i sold my TVIX at 90 bucks. So bummed.

>> No.17719631

DOW DOWN 4.30% HERE COMES THE BREAKER.

>> No.17719633

I wanted to buy SQQQ today but my damn account transfer to my brokerage account is taking forever damnit!

>> No.17719634

>>17719504
I'm going to try and market buy my shares back at 4AM. Wish me luck.

>> No.17719636

>>17719574
Source on these officials words?

>> No.17719638

>>17719530
Those few grand will be for buying cheapies oligarch style. Cope boomer.

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>>17719591

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.85% TO CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17719645

Oh no no no no no no no

>> No.17719647

>>17719556
I doubt they'd get filled if you did it now

>> No.17719654
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17719654

Based habbening

>> No.17719655

NASDAQ futures halt any moment

>> No.17719656

>>17719387
You are unironically better off camping right now

Thinking about getting a dataplan on a laptop and going off to rent a cabin for a month or 6

>> No.17719657

>>17719643
15 bps for nasdaq futures

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>>17719594
THE PHASE PLANE HAS ONE DIRECTION
AND IT IS DOWN

>> No.17719661

>>17719625
that's why i'm going all in. in for a penny in for a pound. i am going to put everything on oil

>> No.17719664

>-4.50%

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17719667

Holy shit this dump, top kek

>> No.17719668

How the fuck am I supposed to get sleep with all this happening happening?

>> No.17719670

>>17719574
he probably misread the sentence on the teleprompter. "prohibitions will not apply cargo" and he said "prohibitions will not ONLY apply to cargo"
HOLY SHIT

>> No.17719672

the administration is so incompetent that by misspeaking and not clarifying how their travel exemption would work they led the markets into another massive selloff.

>> No.17719678
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LOL glad I'm poor and don't have any stake in this.

>> No.17719679

>>17719611
seems like it

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OH SHIT ITS COMING

>> No.17719686

>>17719657
nasdaq futs hit -5%

>> No.17719687

>>17719570
So I'm gathering from the general state of this board it's a depression 2k, huh

>> No.17719690
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Circuit Breakers soon.

>> No.17719693

DAX FTSE EURO
ALL DOWN 5%

>> No.17719694

Where do I watch the DOW futures?

>> No.17719695
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Shit its actually gonna trip the fucking breaker.

>> No.17719699

we're halfway back to where the markets were when Trump took over LOL! The orange clown is finished!

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It didn't have to come to this. We just wanted a down day every once in a while.

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nasdaq hit 5% for a second there
also
>nikkei down -5.23
fucking hell

>> No.17719707

>>17719554
We live in a world that changes so fast it literally doesn't make sense not to be reactionary at this point. We don't live in a world were you can't even expect to hold the same career for more than 10 years.

>> No.17719711

>>17719668
this, it's 2am and i cant take my eyes off it

>> No.17719713

>>17719678
you should be mad you're poor and can't capitalize on the most obvious move in a decade

>> No.17719714

>>17719672
And that's a good thing

>> No.17719719

>>17719694
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.17719721
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Rev up those photos of floor traders looking shocked. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

>> No.17719723

>>17719557
I mean the ones from tonight specifically, it was mentioned on the news before he gave it that it was directed by Kushner.

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>>17719519
Awwww yeah. One big regret in trading was not getting in back in 2009 when I thought about it briefly and said to myself "nah". Instead I waited until 2016 to learn how to trade.

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>>17719699
Just wait until the Obama Era "recovery" fades away and we are back in 2008 levels....

>> No.17719738

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

Europe Market theme

>> No.17719739

>>17719661
Dow Chemical yielding 9% WTF

>> No.17719742

complete global recession

>> No.17719743

IF I BUY NOW WILL I GET BUY BEFORE IF I BUY IN THE MORNING HELP I NEED MONEY FOR MY DYING GRANDMOTHER

>> No.17719744

>>17719711
you're watching history being made. this is about more than markets. this is a generational global inflection point. look at how china handled this versus how the west is handling it. feel the winds shifting.

>> No.17719750

>>17719736
>>17719736
>>17719736
>>17719736

new

>> No.17719756

>>17719743
this seems like a bad time to invest in old ppl

>> No.17719757

I just wish I had a job so I could put money on these obvious trades.

I'm graduating now though, so pretty scared about this recession.

>> No.17719759
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DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE FED
>YOU WILL GET SCALPED
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE FED
>YOU WILL GET SCALPED
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE FED
>YOU WILL GET SCALPED
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE FED
>YOU WILL GET SCALPED

>> No.17719763

>>17719694
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.17719768

HERE IT COMES.

>> No.17719770

>>17719743
SHUT UP PAJEET!!!!!

>> No.17719778

>>17719744
We're gonna see the first major american city be quarantined in history

>> No.17719779

>>17719768
*CUMS*

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>mfw 3:30 tomorrow

>> No.17719787

Been trading in a retirement IRA. Shit is going to get so juicy. What's the best account for short term cheapy buying?

>> No.17719800

>>17719759
This is not a pump.
This is preventing the market from absolute zero.

>> No.17719803

>>17719699
This disaster has destroyed both of his strongest strengths, the economy and foreign policy.

Economy for obvious reasons, especially if we revert to levels we had before he was elected.

Foreign Policy because the orange clown essentially jumpstarted the pandemic here because he addressed it far, far too late and didn't impose restrictions on countries when he should have.

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I bought the dip...
I'm down 9%...

>> No.17719827

>>17719770
I AM MERICA FUCK YOU MLECCA DONBURI ITS A SIMPLE QUESTION

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How come you fags never told me the Fed has its own twitter feed for repos? This is cool.

>>17719168
IT MEANS IM TOO LATE I CANT SELL IM FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Crashing this market

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.17719848

>>17719800
What Im saying is: Buy puts

>> No.17719850

>>17718976
Mall stocks, Macy’s, Nordstrom, Abercrombie. Maybe some companies that were doing shitty before the virus, such as Groupon, Snapchat, adt, blackberry.

>> No.17719863

>>17719759
Unironically not enough

WHO'S READY FOR:

>HEAVY FED INDUCED INFLATION
>GREAT DEPRESSION 2

>> No.17719865

>>17719803
he needs to use this as an excuse to pursue the vigorous foreign policy goals he's been unable to achieve.

>> No.17719872

>>17719759
They can't be stupid enough to do this. It will just make it dump even harder. It's a stalemate.

>> No.17719874

>>17719252
Cramer has been saying that’s where we’re headed, keep cash on hand.

Am I really gonna hold these fucking bags forever? Too late to buy more SH too innit?

>> No.17719939

>>17719865
And we just saw that he did not. He could've ended all foreign policy from Africa, Asia and South America. He did not.

Why is that? Why not Asia, the starting point of the virus?

Because China essentially threatened to shut off all of our pharmaceuticals, of which they make 90% of.

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Gentlemen, I remember being a hard advocate for SQQQ back in the summer of 2018. I’m glad it has been meme’d into the ethos of /biz/. May it serve you all well. I would like to conclude my short address with the following message: fuck bulls, fuck anime, fuck tripfags, fuck clown world, fuck blumpf, fuck the fed, fuck niggers, fuck jews and fuck gooks.

Thank you, SQQQuad

>> No.17719978

>>17719623
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
My Ira and other accounts...

>> No.17720041

This is literally retarded, its obscene fear over a highly contagious flu, we will look back on this overreaction in shame and disbelief. Oh no people coof

>> No.17720097

>>17720041
Just wait until the hosptials fill up and the first reports of boomers coofing to death in their homes start coming in, you don't know obscene fear until the bodies start to be counted

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>>17719863
im ready
got my blankets, tendies, choccy milk

>> No.17720156

>>17720041
>we will look back on this overreaction in shame and disbelief.
I will look back from my pile of money and gold plated lambos.
Get in the SQQQ rocket to the moon orbit bearbros.

>> No.17720365

>>17720156
Fugg guess I'm going in on it tomorrow.

>> No.17720489

>>17720365
>Buying SQQQ after the market had a 25% drop in just two weeks
This is a bad place to FOMO.

>> No.17720677

>>17719713
Sqqq?

>> No.17720796

>>17720489
Please explain I put in an order what are you saying

>> No.17720910

>>17720796
You're effectively buying high by shorting the market when it already dropped an extreme amount in a short period of time. You have a very risky entry point.