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[Anonymous No.17718147]

Trump Oval Office Address The Nation on Coronavirus Pandemic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wvd8zSK544

[Anonymous No.17718154]

3Min to go

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2 Min

[Anonymous No.17718178]

Wasn't it "just a flu"?

[Anonymous No.17718195]

>>17718147
SQQQ it's just the flu bro

[Anonymous No.17718197]

roger

[Anonymous No.17718201]

30 sec

[Anonymous No.17718202]

orange man is resigning. it's over

[Anonymous No.17718219]

he late

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6f7j1E61sM

[Anonymous No.17718234]

tough measures

[Anonymous No.17718245]

>>17718219
he's taking a shit he takes like 6 shits a day

[Anonymous No.17718261]

Lmao did he really?

[Anonymous No.17718277]

>Never Lose Faith.mp3
kek

[Anonymous No.17718279]

Holy shit borders closed to EU

[Anonymous No.17718280]

HOLY SHIT MARTIAL LAW!

[Anonymous No.17718290]

>>17718261
you wouldnt???

[Anonymous No.17718301]

WOAH

[Anonymous No.17718309]

Market is going to fucking explode tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17718311]

lmao Europe BTFO

[Anonymous No.17718313]

>>17718147
It's me or he looks like is dying?

[Anonymous No.17718316]

Wow its fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.17718317]

>mandatory dick inspections

[Anonymous No.17718320]

KEK

[Anonymous No.17718319]

NO TRAVEL FROM EUROPE

MARKETS GONNA TANK
RIP AIRLINES

[Anonymous No.17718325]

DUMP DUMP DUMP
GET THE FUCK OUT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO CRASH

WE'RE GOING DOWN BOYS

[Anonymous No.17718331]

Is him fucking reading it on a teleprompter? lol

[Anonymous No.17718345]

S&P Futures down 1.45% now.

[Anonymous No.17718358]

>>17718331
Of cause how else should he do that

[Anonymous No.17718360]

>>17718331
I don't see a problem with that for this sort of thing

[Anonymous No.17718363]

HOW DO I MAKE MONEY ON THIS RIGHT NOW?

[Anonymous No.17718369]

great spech

[Anonymous No.17718381]

>>17718147
EUROPOORS BTFO

[Anonymous No.17718383]

>financial relief for sick people


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DUMP DUMP DUMP
FUCKING EVERYTHING IS BURNING

[Anonymous No.17718385]

Small business administration to provide capital to firms effected.

MY SMALL BUSINESS IS EFFECTED LETS GO

[Anonymous No.17718387]

he seems short of breath

[Anonymous No.17718388]

>>17718331
Yeah

Lmao he just told a whole voter bloc they can't turn out to vote


ITS OUR TIME BERNIE BROS ASSEMBLE!!! AND VOTE!!! WE WILL OVERTURN THE BOOMER MENACE

[Anonymous No.17718391]

HERE IT IS

[Anonymous No.17718397]

backpedal

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>>17718331
lmao wtf

Obama would NEVER do that

[Anonymous No.17718410]

>>17718387
yeah kind of odd

[Anonymous No.17718413]

STOCKS ARE DEAD SELL EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.17718416]

If one person below me gets dubs within 10 posts, Trump will get corona

[Anonymous No.17718421]

>>17718261
He really doesn't have a better picture than that of them?

[Anonymous No.17718425]

>Trump trying not to coof

its fucking over..

[Anonymous No.17718427]

AMERICA FIRST

WE HAVE THE BEST HEALTHCARE AND THE BEST ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.17718431]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.17718432]

CRYPTO MOON INBOUND!

[Anonymous No.17718436]

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.17718437]

>>17718410
>yeah kind of odd
he's a morbidly obese boomer, how is it odd?

[Anonymous No.17718439]

>we are all in this together....

trumps a linky.

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17718442]

>>17718431
!!!

[Anonymous No.17718445]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
>WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
>WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHERWE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
>WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHERWE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
>WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHERWE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
>WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.17718446]

>>17718416
go back to berning

[Anonymous No.17718447]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.17718455]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

IT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.17718459]

>>17718425
This
It's ogre.

[Anonymous No.17718462]

Fuck ya lego masters

[Anonymous No.17718463]

WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

HOLY FUCK BUY LINK WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.17718464]

>>17718358
>>17718360
Of course with a so long speech.
But a little bit of emphasis, making it looks like a speech not reading it. He's having dry throat for talking with no pauses in almost 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.17718467]

>>17718416
He already has. Niggas out of breath the whole time

[Anonymous No.17718469]

were all in this togehter

[Anonymous No.17718473]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.17718476]

>voice is noticeably hoarse
>out of breath
holy shit he is infected. pence probably is too

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17718479]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS!!! TOGETHER!!!!

[Anonymous No.17718480]

>>17718425

He totally is trying not to cough, you can tell.
Probably doesn't even have the virus, but a cough during the address would make things worse.

[Anonymous No.17718481]

>>17718463
I kek’d

[Anonymous No.17718482]

MY FUCKING LINKS ARE GONNA MOOOON!

[Anonymous No.17718483]

>>17718147
So trump just took a shit on the EU. well deserved. incompetent fucks. I hate being a Eurofag so much..

[Anonymous No.17718484]

Who SQQQ boys?

[Anonymous No.17718493]

>>17718425
How many takes do you think it took before he got through without coughing? Also, get fucked Euro's

[Anonymous No.17718494]

>>17718464
Yeah, I see what you mean

[Anonymous No.17718498]

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT, ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT

[Anonymous No.17718500]

>>17718447
>>17718445
#ww1gwag

[Anonymous No.17718509]

Lmfao, trump literally said nothing of value.

[Anonymous No.17718511]

>>17718493
he literally sounded like he was out of breath kek

uhmm.. drumphbros..?

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17718519]

>>17718498
This shit will go over $1000 easily!!!

[Anonymous No.17718524]

>>17718484

[Anonymous No.17718541]

>>17718484
sqqq here, how far are we going to be in the red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17718543]

>>17718509
ah shit i just wasted 14 mins
>no tax cut
>no free stimulus check
>no ban on short-selling
bulls are going to get skull-fucked tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17718548]

>>17718509
*Brrrrrrr*
*Click*

[Anonymous No.17718550]

This moron is making everything so much worse.

[Anonymous No.17718554]

>>17718147
Is that a WARHAMMER FIGURINE!!! GOD EMPEROR TRUMP MEME IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!

[Anonymous No.17718572]

>>17718509
>>17718509
>semi-closed borders
>payroll tax relief
>nothing of value

You can lead a horse to water but you can't force him to drink.

[Anonymous No.17718589]

We're totally fucked.

[Anonymous No.17718592]

WHAT PUTS DO I BUY THAT HAVEN'T BOTTOMED OUT YET IM SHORTIN GAMERICAN AIRLINES AND CARNIVAL WHAT ELSE DO I SHORT BOBOS TELL ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

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>>17718592

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>>17718363
Short Boeing asap

[Anonymous No.17718612]

>>17718548
why is it printing money that is already printed?

[Anonymous No.17718616]

Yes. Mr President?

[Anonymous No.17718618]

>>17718554
looks like a soldier carrying another soldier

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>>17718147
What a shit show. Capitalism Delende Est.

[Anonymous No.17718638]

>>17718554
Kek, I noticed that too. Is that really a 40K figurine?
The address was weak

[Anonymous No.17718643]

I'm sick of these old senile fucks squinting as they drool out trying to read the teleprompter.

[Anonymous No.17718658]

>>17718541
15%

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>>17718658
That's breaking the 2nd level of the circuit breaker. I doubt it will tank that hard

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>>17718572
He just fucking sank futures retard. Open your eyes.

[Anonymous No.17718698]

Hey looked sick and held back coughs. This nigga got WuFlu and he's old and obese. He'll be dead by next week. We're going to drop 3,000 points tomorrow before they close the markets.

[Anonymous No.17718723]

>>17718698
if he dies from the wuflu the market will tank so hard we'll all be buying bluechips like penny stocks

[Anonymous No.17718730]

>>17718554
I thought it was Cthulhu myself

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>>17718635

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>>17718723
The market would collapse to oblivion if he died

[Anonymous No.17718794]

Did Trump get Rona'd? He looked ill.

[Anonymous No.17718799]

>>17718774
what did the market look like when JFK and FDR got it?

[Anonymous No.17718815]

>>17718572
OHNONONONO RETARDED CULTISTS LIKE THIS STILL EXIST

[Anonymous No.17718816]

>>17718772
Saved. Great one!

[Anonymous No.17718835]

>>17718723
That might actually help. I appreciate Trump for humor but he seems like a fucking disaster of a manager.

He keeps calling his ex-cabinet heads "dumb as rocks," morons, etc. Bro, you're the fucking genius who hired them...

[Anonymous No.17718838]

>>17718772
Buy your hero Drumpf a heli ticket then.

[Anonymous No.17718845]

Worst performance, maybe ever. If they had put on a puppet show and not let Trump speak at all it would have done more to reassure investors than that entire rambling brainfart did.

[Anonymous No.17718890]

>>17718845
He had one job. All he had to do was calm the investors at the minimum but he fucked that up as well.

[Anonymous No.17718891]

>>17718696
it's near 2x worse now:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

[Anonymous No.17718892]

>>17718799
Neither are really applicable. The real drop will come from normalfags fucking panicking cause the president died from bat aids. The thought process will be "if all the best doctors in the world couldn't keep Trump alive, what the fuck does that mean for the rest of us who can't even afford a doctor at all"

[Anonymous No.17718927]

>>17718891
Over -750 now. It's not stopping.

[Anonymous No.17718929]

>>17718815
/PTG/ was calling it a nothing burger conspiracy, then turned on a dime now that "Based Trump is banning Europe!"

There is a not insignificant portion of the population that are more likely to suffocate on Trump's jizz than from Corona.

[Anonymous No.17718938]

>>17718927
We are so Fucked

[Anonymous No.17718966]

>>17718147
Nothing like a tanned boomer, born spoiled brat with massive insecurities to calm ppl in times of uncertainty

[Anonymous No.17718971]

lel at the futures. Circuit breaker time soon.

[Anonymous No.17718983]

>>17718892
Sadly this is true. In reality, he is an obese septogenerian with a lot of stress, he could easily go at any moment from a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.17718986]

it's dumping time

[Anonymous No.17718992]

>>17718971
What's the threshold? Already -3.5%

[Anonymous No.17719009]

>>17718772
At least Pino was cool with drug trafficking. based

[Anonymous No.17719011]

>>17718927
-831 now
it's dropping faster than we can (You) each other

[Anonymous No.17719017]

>>17718891
based trump murdering his reelection chances. I always figured he'd do himself in in some way or other, fucking bat flu was never part of my projections though.

[Anonymous No.17719021]

>>17718966
lol

[Anonymous No.17719036]

what the fuck was he thinking? what difference does banning europe make if it's already community spread in the usa. tomorrow will be the largest fed pump in history

[Anonymous No.17719061]

>>17719017
>"With an economy this good, Trump's chances of re-election are 99%, that 1% being if the whole world gets Black Death 2.0 from fucking bat soup. Sound unlikely!"

[Anonymous No.17719081]

MY LINKIEEEESSSS

[Anonymous No.17719111]

>20:25
>"Our banks and financial institutions are fully capitalized, and incredibly strong"
https://youtu.be/7Wvd8zSK544?t=1224

really makes me think

[Anonymous No.17719123]

>>17719036
it would make more sense to ban all inbound travel from the most impacted areas:
1. china
2. SEasia (south korea, etc.)
3. europe (italy, france, etc)
and then say that since so much is unknown, we must also ban from canada, mexico, south and central america. this was his opportunity to secure the border and he blew it.

[Anonymous No.17719130]

>>17718838
>trump
>marxist

shut up bernie faggot

[Anonymous No.17719135]

Have we started the fire?

[Anonymous No.17719137]

Deutsche Bank ain't gonna make it through this one, boys. Chain reaction's started.

[Anonymous No.17719153]

dowjewns -870 right now

[Anonymous No.17719163]

DUMPDUMPDUMPDUMPDUMPDUMP
OH NO

[Anonymous No.17719164]

>>17719135
>Have we started the fire?

[Anonymous No.17719187]

>>17719123
>we must also ban from canada, mexico, south and central america
Why would he need to ban something he's already doing? He also actually got Mexico to secure their own borders from the other South American countries. I'm sure he rather do that silently because if he announced banning mexico it would be to obvious and everyone would call him racist.

[Anonymous No.17719194]

>>17719137
Germans will always bail this shit out
Just look how they are force-financing the Euro

[Anonymous No.17719195]

>>17719111
checked

[Anonymous No.17719209]

>>17719164
It’s over bro’s... I took out so many calls today.

[Anonymous No.17719219]

>>17719123
>murka banning canada
Canada has more to worry about from the US than the other way around desu

[Anonymous No.17719295]

>>17719209
Dow just topped 900

[Anonymous No.17719314]

>>17719209
>>17719295
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17719499]

>>17719123
Dude, this is everywhere already it's just some places are actually testing

[Anonymous No.17719518]

SHORT. ALL. AIRLINES.

[Anonymous No.17719581]

>>17719164

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>>17718618
This it looks like the wounded warrior project logo

[Anonymous No.17719600]

>>17719295
-1000

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>>17718554

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>>17718388
This is what I was secretly hoping for frankly

[Anonymous No.17719753]

>>17719600
almost 5% down in just 30 minutes

just imagine the market open tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17719967]

If dems had waited to impeach Trump two months they would could have gotten him out of the WH. He is going to be absurdly unpopular 2 weeks from now.

[Anonymous No.17719988]

>>17718331
trump's early stuff was interesting. never used a teleprompter. always went on rambling tangents, but then would come back to his original point and continue his speech. i'd watch to see if he would lose his original train of thought, but he almost never did.

[Anonymous No.17719989]

>>17719753
NBA season is cancelled and Tom Hanks has WuFlu. Panic is going to hit.

[Anonymous No.17720020]

>>17719967
The fuck are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.17720082]

>>17718388
Lazy faggots wanting free shit haven't turned up for him yet

[Anonymous No.17720161]

>>17719989
This. I made a thread about it earlier but basically Doug Gottlieb went on Fox Sports radio nationally and told everyone this is causing a financial disaster during east coast rush hour. It's full tilt panic for normies who have barely been paying attention now

[Anonymous No.17720168]

long uk flight company as hoards of europeans will pass through uk to get to and from us for the next 30 days.

[Anonymous No.17720174]

>>17720020
You too young to remember Dubya? His second term went exactly like this. He got shit on for Iraq for 3 years, had an approval rating in the 40s with plenty of rednecks defending him, and then the economy fell apart and his approval rating dropped to the low 20s

[Anonymous No.17720539]

don't worry guys, the Kush is on the case

[Anonymous No.17720551]

>>17720539
Mother of God.

[Anonymous No.17720569]

>>17718554
are you a fucking retard thats not 40k

[Anonymous No.17720589]

>>17718612
Asking questions is anti-semitic, goy. Now get back to work.

[Anonymous No.17721038]

>>17720174
Except Trump hasn't started any wars, and hasn't crashed any markets. In fact he was the singular force keeping US from matching the world and crashing.

[Anonymous No.17721102]

>>17721038
>In fact he was the singular force keeping US from matching the world and crashing.

[Anonymous No.17721674]

>>17719600
What's it at now and what will it have to reach to trip the breaker?