/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17715340]

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[Anonymous No.17715368]

Tommrow will be green right, when is the best time to load up on SQQQ? End of day of afternoon?

[Anonymous No.17715371]

>futures

[Anonymous No.17715376]

>futures green
futures traders proved to be retarded again

[Anonymous No.17715380]

stop trying to fuck people over suggesting that they write options instead, he clearly has no clue what the fuck he's doing

[Anonymous No.17715381]

Steven you're gay

[Anonymous No.17715383]

Why do none of these CNBC correspondents advocate for holding cash and exiting equities?

[Anonymous No.17715385]

Get ready, PPT will be out in full force overtime after today.

[Anonymous No.17715387]

amd red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17715390]

rolling for red ID, if green it's time to buy

[Anonymous No.17715391]

what's wrong with using robinhood to trade?

[Anonymous No.17715392]

ALRIGHT FAGGOTS I HAVE $800 AND I'VE NEVER BOUGHT ANY STOCKS
WHAT DO I PICK
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN A WEEK SO THIS BETTER BE GOOD YOU SHITS

[Anonymous No.17715394]

>>17715368
top of dead cat bounce. Probably 11am-12am

[Anonymous No.17715395]

noooo not the futurinos

[Anonymous No.17715398]

>>17715371
Holy fuck. Monday I was kinda smug, getting some cheap deals for the long term. Now it feels like the world we know is going to end?

[Anonymous No.17715399]

>>17715385
PPT is a fucking meme

[Anonymous No.17715411]

how 2 find the company that sells toilet paper on the index ? what should i look up

[Anonymous No.17715414]

>>17715371
>>17715376

>the market is rational and efficient

does anyone still buy this shit?

[Anonymous No.17715415]

I don't trust shit about futures anymore. A suckers rally.

[Anonymous No.17715417]

Welp, it finally happened.

Corporation i work at is shutting down for 2-3 weeks, im basically on forced vacation. What the fuck is this even supposed to accomplish? just let everyone get the fucking wuflu and develop antibodies for it, let the boomers die, and get the fuck back to WORK FAGGOTS.

hey, tons of time now to day trade at least (normally i only have time to swing trade the daily time frame), so that's fun.

[Anonymous No.17715420]

>>17715392
Oil :^)

[Anonymous No.17715421]

>>17715380
If someone is clueless they shouldn't touch options period. You should be telling 90% of the people here to stop if you truly believe that.

[Anonymous No.17715423]

>>17715392
stick to flushing your money away on shitcoins

[Anonymous No.17715426]

Why the fuck are the meme numbers green?

[Anonymous No.17715428]

THIS MARKET IS A CIRCUS I DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17715430]

>>17715368
Up 1000pts tomorrow, bloody red Friday the 13th.

[Anonymous No.17715432]

>>17715398
it only feels that way because the market is down today. should it go up, you'll feel smug again. that's the way your lizard brain works.

[Anonymous No.17715434]

>>17715391
Makes boomers extremely mad for some reason

[Anonymous No.17715436]

>>17715376
Red-Green-Red-Green-Red week. Not entirely illogical.

[Anonymous No.17715438]

>>17715399
They unironically are, until the package gets approved and they have a trillion to play around with. That's when you close your shorts as fast as possible

[Anonymous No.17715440]

all cash, what will be the fastest and most intense rebound stocks after this shit storm has passed?

[Anonymous No.17715444]

>>17715391
Not being able to use Robinhood to trade.

[Anonymous No.17715448]

>>17715426
We crabbin boy

[Anonymous No.17715449]

>>17715391
It doesnt work when you really ńeed it to work

[Anonymous No.17715454]

>>17715432
Not really. Friday will be red regardless though. No one wants to hold coronabags over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.17715462]

>>17715392
SQQQ, keep for a week and sell on the day of your birthday

[Anonymous No.17715463]

>>17715392
SNSS

[Anonymous No.17715466]

>>17715434
it seems to do everything i need it to. people get upset about it and i don't know what i'm missing out on by going to some other exchange.

[Anonymous No.17715467]

>>17715440
not sure about fastest, but oil companies that dont go broke will have double their stonk price eventually

[Anonymous No.17715479]

>>17715454
>No one wants to hold coronabags over the weekend.
sounds like Monday will be up huge then

[Anonymous No.17715480]

>>17715454
i'm thinking about bagholding pic related till April

[Anonymous No.17715481]

>>17715440
Airlines, cruises, hotels, oil, probably tech due to the factories getting up to full production.

[Anonymous No.17715483]

>>17715391
suffering unacceptable outages on historic trading days, conveniently. real sketchy.

[Anonymous No.17715486]

>>17715391
>sorry our servers stopped working again bro lol

[Anonymous No.17715495]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
NO MY SQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

[Anonymous No.17715497]

>>17715440
unironically, probably AMD. everyone wants to own it but it flew too close to the sun with its over the top valuation, and now it's getting curbstomped by bears. when this is all over, do you honestly think people aren't going to jump on the chance to get into AMD cheap before the next time it moons?

[Anonymous No.17715499]

>>17715454
Friday rally at the end because of short sellers closing positions. Nobody is buying except market makers.

[Anonymous No.17715504]

What will the US look like in 10 years?

[Anonymous No.17715506]

>>17715481
coronachan has literally just begun, it could be 1+ year before this shitshow is at least semi handleable

[Anonymous No.17715507]

Dave Ramsey is dabbing on drunks and panicking pussies again.
You didn't panic, right /smg/? You held on to your stocks. You bought the dip, right?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du1ehAMuy9w

[Anonymous No.17715520]

For my bros.

EWP. Spain puts. Moved from the 9th to the 5th most infected country in the last 2 days. Expect worse the next couple days. They will be announcing a country lock down soon. Easy money.

[Anonymous No.17715522]

>>17715504
>What will the US look like in 10 years?
South Africa.

[Anonymous No.17715527]

>>17715479
Maybe. Not at the start if there's any more bad news over the weekend. In my country it took 30 minutes for the exchange to open properly because the computers couldn't handle all the automated selloffs. America hit the circuit breaker in 4 minutes, which I'm sure was a record. Opportunists who see good deals will at least push it up again between 10-12am, after which it drops further.

[Anonymous No.17715529]

>>17715506
Yes. Question was when things recover. Didn't ask about timeline.

[Anonymous No.17715532]

CUT MY STOCK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

[Anonymous No.17715533]

>>17715444
>>17715449
>>17715483
>>17715486
i've never been burned all that badly by it. i'm not married to robinhood though. what else do you recommend looking into?

[Anonymous No.17715534]

>>17715462
should i buy TVIX or VXX too? i've seen anons say they're going up.

[Anonymous No.17715541]

>>17715368
i'm betting red until tuesday desu senpai

[Anonymous No.17715549]

>>17715440
Healthcare. Safe bet long term too because the sun will burn out before the average American normie will give up soda and exercise 30 minutes per day.

[Anonymous No.17715552]

>>17715532
>CUT MY STOCK INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY MARGIN CALL

[Anonymous No.17715554]

>>17715391
Fuck Robin hood.

[Anonymous No.17715557]

I feel like wojak posters dont actually own anything.

[Anonymous No.17715560]

>>17715533
literally any other commission free brokerage that's not a fintech startup. ameritrade, schwab, etrade.

[Anonymous No.17715563]

>>17715481
>airlines
sure, cheap oil and by far the most likely industry to get bailed out
>hotels
no
>cruises
lmao no unironically going to zero
>oil
yes (unless shale gets bailed out), saudis literally cannot sustain their current production

[Anonymous No.17715564]

Poofag robinhoodtard here

I'm $27 in the green bros uwu

[Anonymous No.17715570]

>>17715495
why the fuck do you look at SPY ? SQQQ is about the NASDAQ-100.

[Anonymous No.17715576]

What is the probability of a banking collapse in the next days/weeks ?
Shouldn't we move all our remaining funds into cash/crypto/precious metals ?

[Anonymous No.17715577]

Where do I go to blow 10k on the best pussy possible after the collapse?

[Anonymous No.17715595]

>Juventus player tests positive for Coronavirus
Italy is DOOMED

[Anonymous No.17715599]

>futures green
Fuck this clown world.

[Anonymous No.17715600]

>>17715576
just because stonks go down, doesn't mean banks magically go poof. banks will be fine, humans maybe not so-so

[Anonymous No.17715603]

>>17715563
Look for oil companies with upstream and downstream assets. They need deep balance sheets and low debts. Those are the ones that will be acquiring the ones about to go out of business. Also I'm not doing this until may. Futures is not pricing in the certainty of max OPEC and Russia production because the price war could be diffused by April.

[Anonymous No.17715608]

>>17715570
General trend, It's all interconnected. Might as well be looking at individual blue chip stocks. In times of volatility, everything big moves the same.

[Anonymous No.17715616]

>>17715560
I've got a brokerage account with schwab i just never bothered with it. i'll look into other 0 commission options. thanks for the input.

[Anonymous No.17715617]

>>17715576
crypto has been proven worthless in countless third world countries undergoing crises or war. if shit really hits the fan it doesn't matter where your money is, you should be concerned about food shelter and defending yourself.

[Anonymous No.17715621]

Bought more DIS. The dip was to tempting to ignore. If this virus causes even more panic, the parks close, more films get delayed,etc then once DIS falls even more to say 50 per then I'll buy more.

[Anonymous No.17715632]

>>17715599
>he thinks it will last
lmao
meanwhile you get shit like
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/11/trump-emergency-declaration-coronavirus-message-125902

[Anonymous No.17715637]

>>17715576
if it didn't collapse after lehman its not collapsing to this

[Anonymous No.17715647]

>>17715507
>because these numbers are down artificially. these companies have not lost all of this money, all of this value.

THEY WILL. THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.

the market is forward-looking. how the fuck does this retard still have a show? boomers must watch it im guessing? what a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.17715648]

>>17715507
>just hold your bag instead of selling while you can still save some profits and then buy back in when it goes lower so us boomers can retire
jk I actually like Ramsey

[Anonymous No.17715649]

>>17715576
>What is the probability of a banking collapse in the next days/weeks ?
0%

[Anonymous No.17715657]

I live in kirkland wa (ground fucking 0 in the USA)
I just went to the grocery store and it was basically fully stocked, the only exception was rice, toilet paper, and russet potatoes. Literally everything else was stocked if not overstocked.
People out and about and not concerned, this hysteria is a 4chan / sperg anomaly and blasted on all media. (I also saw some /pol/ user in combat boots buying jugs of water lmao).
This is not a health crisis, the government is using this as a scape goat for the repo / credit markets. This is a liquidity crisis as the past 10 years corporations and banks have been buying their own stock on credit to get higher "profits" and valuation to buy more credit just look at the repo and derivative market data. This is the rug pull, they will blame the virus and the average citizen because "people just stopped buying stuff, people stopped going to work" while they liquidate everyones 401k's IRA's and laugh. Fuck these banks, fuck the fed, the SEC is did nothing after 2008.
As for the "Italy bro" anon's
You don't think that the (((EU))) isn't foaming at the mouth to further subjugate their people? This is yet another move to further the globalist market control

The video bellow are CEO's and UN officials LARPing on this exact scenario?
https://youtu.be/AoLw-Q8X174

[Anonymous No.17715664]

Its time to face the enemy biz

[Anonymous No.17715667]

Unironically hope these futures traders die from the corona virus, trying to pump things up

[Anonymous No.17715673]

>US-UK base bombed
>Pandemic
>Italy tightening lockdown
>Events getting cancelled everywhere
>Oil market fucked

>futures go up

[Anonymous No.17715678]

>>17715664
He believes.

[Anonymous No.17715682]

>>17715657
>>17715664
>>17715673
https://youtu.be/AoLw-Q8X174

[Anonymous No.17715684]

futures have been open for 20 min and it's half a percent up, relax. plenty of time to turn red.

[Anonymous No.17715686]

>>17715371
Silly bullcuck, there is no future for you. The future belongs to the bearchads.

[Anonymous No.17715687]

>>17715673

Just ignore it. Its just gonna be another morning pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.17715688]

>>17715576
>crypto
Lol no. This crisis has confirmed that crypto is still being seen as a high-risk investment and not as the second coming of gold.

[Anonymous No.17715689]

>>17715673
optimism for US stimulus. will be red tomorrow depending on what donny boy peddles tonight at 9.

[Anonymous No.17715691]

Futures have always been worthless guys. Literally the only meaning they deliver is the opening price at 0930. After that it could do anything.

[Anonymous No.17715697]

>>17715599
It's called price action, things doesn't go straight up or straight down. Relax

[Anonymous No.17715701]

>>17715657
>this is not a health crisis

[Anonymous No.17715703]

>>17715657
i literally told this millenial dumbass engineer i work with something along the lines of your pic related when he told me his #1 most important political issue is (man-made) climate change and he honestly believes we're all gonna die because of it. if you can't deal with china and india what's the fucking point? even if the rest of the world was perfect, A THIRD OF THE WORLD LIVES THERE AND THEY'RE BURNING COAL LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE, FUCK OFF GRETA YOU UGLY CUNT

[Anonymous No.17715706]

Do you guys think there will be war?

Don't pandemics historically destabilize governments?

[Anonymous No.17715710]

>>17715684
>>17715687
>>17715689
>>17715691
COPE

[Anonymous No.17715711]

>>17715647
>>17715648
>>17715649
>>17715632
-> >>17715657

[Anonymous No.17715712]

>>17715664
SHUT UP FAGGOT!

Fuck I used to like him, I guess he's still better than senile Joe

[Anonymous No.17715714]

>>17715706
Why the fuck would there be a war?

[Anonymous No.17715724]

>>17715576
Does it look like crypto is the "safe haven" the cryptotards promised you? It's literally following the market because people won't keep their money in speculative garbage when the economy goes into recession

[Anonymous No.17715725]

>>17715714
Knock on effects from destabilized and desperate governments in places like Iran, central asia, africa, etc.

[Anonymous No.17715726]

>>17715706
World War Z

[Anonymous No.17715729]

>>17715706
I am long on military and defense stocks. Averaging in and waiting for stock option opportunities. Look at how stocks reacted to the Iran attacks in December for some good opportunities.

[Anonymous No.17715730]

>>17715667
With out combined hopes maybe it will happen

[Anonymous No.17715733]

>>17715691
They affect my certificates

[Anonymous No.17715734]

>>17715691
yeah its unnecessary to pay attention to the futures until the opening

[Anonymous No.17715741]

>>17715691
Futures have done enough to at least somewhat predict the color of the day. If Futures are green they'll probably stay green all day.

[Anonymous No.17715742]

>>17715392
Your best bet is to grab some airline stocks. Planes can only go up, after all!

[Anonymous No.17715745]

>mfw I bought the dip

[Anonymous No.17715748]

200 BILLION DOLLAR PUMP TOMORROW
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Im shorting for next Monday!
https://www.devdiscourse.com/article/international/932445-new-york-fed-boosts-daily-cash-injections-usd-175-bn-daily

[Anonymous No.17715749]

>>17715701
https://youtu.be/AoLw-Q8X174?t=614
explain

[Anonymous No.17715753]

>>17715376
you can't pump and dump if you don't ensure the next day is green

[Anonymous No.17715756]

>>17715710

Nah dude. You're coping. A week ago I would have been right there with out. I'm holding some heavy bags myself but you gotta ride the storm out. Most of the green futures have been opening pump and dumps. I'm not a doomer but you gotta come back down to reality at some point.

[Anonymous No.17715757]

IF I BUY A CALL OR PUT AND MAKE GAINS, HOW DO I LIQUIDATE THOSE GAINS

I GOT PUTS RIDING ON $F AND CALLS ON $TLT THAT LITERALLY CANT GO TITS UP, BUT I NEED THE MONEY IN MY HAND TO PAY MY RENT

[Anonymous No.17715762]

>>17715657
This level of cope is amazing.

[Anonymous No.17715766]

>>17715181
>>17715202
should i wait until they open tomorrow to buy?

[Anonymous No.17715769]

>>17715757
By selling the call or put

[Anonymous No.17715770]

>>17715479
Only if the news over the weekend are not very bad.
How did that work out this week?

[Anonymous No.17715772]

>>17715757
Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.17715777]

>>17715745
>bought AMD
>it's sole green on top of reds

[Anonymous No.17715779]

>>17715745
Well that was dumb, this just started, should've waited a week.

[Anonymous No.17715782]

>>17715714
"Someone" just killed 2 soldiers on Iraq
on the birthday of...

[Anonymous No.17715785]

>>17715757
Just go play blackjack your chances are better.

[Anonymous No.17715792]

1 trillion dollar pump soon

[Anonymous No.17715794]

Name an asset that has better medium term appreciation than tinned food

You literally can't

[Anonymous No.17715796]

>>17715664
how many bong til he's pretending chink cold is real on live television?

[Anonymous No.17715800]

>>17715673
This stupid post again.

[Anonymous No.17715802]

>>17715757
I can't wait for the market to stabilize so stupid faggots like you get the fuck back to your wage cages and stay out of shit you have literally 0 clue about.

[Anonymous No.17715812]

>>17715340
i for one welcome our new crab overlords

[Anonymous No.17715814]

>>17715785
i'll never understand why noobs and options go together like chocolate and peanut butter. they know fuck-all about trading and yet go into the RISKIEST FUCKING THING you can get into. boggles the mind.

[Anonymous No.17715816]

>>17715757
I fucking taught my self how options work you fucking retard, figure it out

[Anonymous No.17715824]

>>17715757
man all of these options tourists lmao

[Anonymous No.17715831]

>>17715664
Fuck figures I bought bottom again and all the faggots are in denial at biz

[Anonymous No.17715832]

>>17715814
They see screenshots on reddit with 500% gains in a day. Market makers are basically casinos profiting off of the lower percentile of people.

[Anonymous No.17715834]

>>17715814
because they only have $500 but need to make $5000 today

[Anonymous No.17715835]

University of Michigan - all classes are canceled.,for this entire semester, to be moved online.

This shit is ramping up so fast.

[Anonymous No.17715844]

So guys, I've been holding off selling to see what happens. When do you think the market will rise back up again?

[Anonymous No.17715846]

Any thoughts on UPS / FedEx? Figure low fuel costs + people afraid to go to the store + possible helicopter money to people affected by quarantines could be positive for them.

[Anonymous No.17715862]

THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS THIS IS A HEALTH CRISIS STOP SELLING FUCKTARDS

[Anonymous No.17715863]

>>17715673
Pay attention. Market doesn't go straight down. The one time it did in '87 they changed some stuff around so it can't move quite as quickly as that.

[Anonymous No.17715868]

>>17715504
honestly if corona-chan wrecks fucking havoc on the boomers and the fatasses like they're predicting she will: Probably pretty fucking good desu

[Anonymous No.17715869]

>>17715862
Its both

[Anonymous No.17715873]

>>17715844
When the entire supply chain doesn't have to worry about coronavirus. Could be weeks could be months.

[Anonymous No.17715876]

>>17715844
Holy shit the cope of this guy

[Anonymous No.17715877]

>>17715706
Longer the oil price war goes on the higher the likelihood economic war turns to 3DPD war.

[Anonymous No.17715881]

>>17715862
IT KEEPS DIPPING, ANON

IT JUST KEEPS FUCKING DIPPING OH GOD

[Anonymous No.17715883]

>>17715844

If you need the cash then pull it out. If you put more into the market then you wanted to lose then ride it out or panic sell like a bitch. Unless you're close to retirement or have some sort of crisis you might as well ride it out. If the world is going into a depression the last thing you'll be worried about is your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.17715884]

>>17715703
You're right, we should just accept the amount of annoying shit that'll come with climate change and just not even bother trying to deal with it even as it starts to destabilize the world and shit. Even though literally China actually is trying to make themselves "go green" because their pollution is so shit and killing themselves.

Point of green shit is that you can sell the tech to other countries and help slow it down because otherwise the other countries have 0 reason to switch to green shit while their tech is lagging decades behind. Hell, after corona I bet they're going to push harder because they can actually breathe outside without coughing up shit.

[Anonymous No.17715885]

>>17715749
>the WHO practiced for a pandemic therefore pandemics are fake
how fucking dumb are you
https://youtu.be/IzXQ6Bu9JVI

[Anonymous No.17715894]

>>17715844
In years, the bad news about the economy will pile up until the end of 2020 where every country will have GDP and debt issues.

[Anonymous No.17715896]

>>17715862
nah fuck off sell more, I've been wanting to get into stocks and there is no better time than now, buy and hold faggot.

[Anonymous No.17715902]

>>17715495
Wait until Trump speaks at 9pm EDT to make a final determination. I need it to be green. I'm opposite of you. I'm holding tqqq.

[Anonymous No.17715908]

>>17715417
you don't have a mom and dad you'd like to live a few years more?

[Anonymous No.17715911]

>>17715706
I'm long on oil just in case things go south even faster. Killing machines need oil derivates to move.

[Anonymous No.17715916]

>>17715884
i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

[Anonymous No.17715920]

>>17715881
THEY WANT US TO PANIC SO WE WILL NOT SPREAD THE VIRUS THATS ALL. STAY CALM AND BUY

[Anonymous No.17715921]

AAAAAAAAAAA I JUST WANT TO BE AN ANIME GIRL WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY THAT CAN MAKE ME DO THAT?

[Anonymous No.17715931]

>>17715497
you're still holding AMD, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.17715933]

>>17715762
Go outside
the world isnt falling down, there are people biking and walking their dogs. This flu season the cold has killed in USA
> 10000 - to the normal flu / cold
> 27? - the (((corona virus)))

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/03/the-flu-has-already-killed-10000-across-us-as-world-frets-over-coronavirus.html

[Anonymous No.17715936]

>>17715908
what does that have to do with a meaningless forced month-long vacation after which things with the coronavirus will probably have gotten worse, not better?

[Anonymous No.17715943]

>>17715902
>already switched to TQQQ
bold but far too early imho

[Anonymous No.17715947]

>>17715835
>>17715920
I mean if people would just stay put for a month or two then the virus would be starved. That's impossible though, especially with americans.

[Anonymous No.17715955]

>>17715931
>still holding AMD

lmao no, i got stopped out around $58, thank God. i day trade them though, great day trading stock for sure with all of the delicious liquidity every day.

[Anonymous No.17715957]

>>17715933
The US will be Italy in a week because they are doing all that.

[Anonymous No.17715964]

>>17715921
Buy AMD bro!

[Anonymous No.17715966]

>>17715340
Just went to the Asian grocery store. Wanted noodles. If I die I die

[Anonymous No.17715971]

>>17715933
Just to check, do you believe Italy exists? No, seriously. Do you believe in Italy?

Because right now you're making an argument that CNN somehow SHUT DOWN ALL OF CHINA AND ITALY to...Make Trump look bad? Like, what the fuck is this retarded schizo bullshit?

[Anonymous No.17715973]

>>17715869
>>17715862
its neither but it doesnt mean anyone should stop selling kek

[Anonymous No.17715975]

>>17715392
buy to open 1 SPY put with a strike of 280 expiring 3/20
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.17715977]

Press F for Baggy. His AIDS-ridden body couldn't handle the Bear

[Anonymous No.17715979]

what are the chances Trump announces he has the coronavirus?

[Anonymous No.17715980]

>>17715885
Wasn't saying pandemics are fake, I am saying that they projected 68 million dead before the stock market is down 20-40%
The media is completely blowing this virus out of proportion.

[Anonymous No.17715986]

>>17715977
did he get btfo by something? i've been on wsb this whole week for the faster threads

[Anonymous No.17715991]

Opening up an account to Fidelity. Never traded stocks before, just crypto. Not sure if I am going to enter the market anytime soon (probably going to wait a couple months honestly) but I want to have my account good to go for when I'm ready. Is there a preferred core position? What would /biz/ do right now?

[Anonymous No.17715993]

>>17715979
He's already spending 90% of the day in his White House bunker

[Anonymous No.17715996]

>>17715340
Ok markets are stabilizing and apparently buying uvxy at 47.90 was a mistake. Fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.17715997]

any ausbros here waiting for the australian exchanges to open?

[Anonymous No.17715998]

>>17715971
>As for the "Italy bro" anon's
You don't think that the (((EU))) isn't foaming at the mouth to further subjugate their people? This is yet another move to further the globalist market control
>>17715657

[Anonymous No.17716001]

>>17715979
very slim he has overcome many germs banging lots of hookers

[Anonymous No.17716002]

>>17715844
2022

[Anonymous No.17716004]

How are the futures green? This market is a joke.

[Anonymous No.17716005]

>>17715376
Things are volatile enough that you can probably get a quick 2% on that if you're lucky and watching for it

[Anonymous No.17716009]

>>17715947
Even harder for european countries, what with how they have to go pray at their mosques several times a day.

[Anonymous No.17716010]

>>17715796
2 and a quarter bongs

[Anonymous No.17716015]

>>17715979
0%
even if he had it, he wouldn't say so.

[Anonymous No.17716017]

>>17715863
Speaking of 1987, it's the reason there are circuit breakers. Those circuit breaker rules were in effect until 2010, when a one day 9% drop on the DOW caused US markets to tighten up the criteria a little bit more.

[Anonymous No.17716019]

>>17715980
mortality rate is 6.6% in italy anon...

[Anonymous No.17716022]

>>17715868
young people are fucking weak as fuck, if all the old people would die off it'll get very bad

universities in usa ban clapping because it triggers people, meanwhile china harvest organs and don't have any animal abuse laws. if we're left with younger people to run and defend the country it won't end good, at least need a phase out period for boomers

[Anonymous No.17716029]

>>17715383
This is news distributed by the financial elite? It's overall bias is to get you further bought into the stock market.

[Anonymous No.17716037]

>>17716004
Fed just flexed their extra billions ready to pump into the market tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17716038]

>>17716004
The futures are green because people want to make money so the ones that can trade now are setting up tomorrow like they set up Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.17716041]

>>17715980
Do the math for coronavirus yourself. Italy has a 6% death rate, China ~2%, South Korea 0.7%. Anthony Fauci claims 1%. Let's go with 1%. If Coronavirus infects 60% of America, which is in line with flu pandemic models, that's 2 million dead in America alone. And the 1% fatalities assumes hospitals won't be overwhelmed. If they are, you'll see numbers more like Italy, where the death rate is many times what it needs to be for lack of ICU beds and ventilators.

Remember, big takeaway: 2% die, but 20% need intensive care, and ain't nobody got nurses for that.

[Anonymous No.17716044]

>>17715936
if you don't get it then you don't get it i guess.

[Anonymous No.17716046]

>>17715463
THIS

[Anonymous No.17716053]

>>17715600
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.17716056]

>>17715216
>having to dress and groom yourself and actively participate
Ahahahaha
Look at this normie
Imagine not being too depressed to do any of this shit!

Ahahahaha!

>>17716022
fug.
now i want to see this moobie

[Anonymous No.17716057]

>>17715980

It’s true the virus should be taken seriously and also true that it’s being completely mishandled. Might as well make a little money off it since were fucked regardless

[Anonymous No.17716059]

>>17715964
I ALREADY HAVE AMD AND AM BUYING MORE NEXT WEEK AFTER I GET PAID

[Anonymous No.17716060]

Lads I got the COOF
I don't wanna die now that the market is finally fun

[Anonymous No.17716078]

>>17715943
I plan to get rid of it again tomorrow and maybe buy sqqq again for friday. Just trying to trade the red-green-red-green seesaw days.

[Anonymous No.17716081]

>>17716041
40-70% of adults, not americans

[Anonymous No.17716083]

>>17716022
basically, zoomers need to shut up a little and listen to the boomers a bit. boomers have seen traps zoomers have not yet.

[Anonymous No.17716084]

>>17715998
look mate if you actually believe that good for you but you're unironically full "buy my water filters" or "nukes don't exist the jews created them as a hoax to keep the white man down" tier schizoposting

I am not taking stock advice from Alex Jones

[Anonymous No.17716088]

>>17716060
i had the coofs too and im already better. chill out and drink tea and water.

[Anonymous No.17716094]

>>17716022
OK boomer

[Anonymous No.17716099]

>>17716041
you're assuming these death/intensive care rates remain constant regardless of infection rate. "DUDE 5 PEOPLE GOT SICK AND 1 DIED SURELY THAT MEANS IF 50 MILLION GET SICK 10 MILLION WILL DIE HOLY SHIT DUDE 10 MILLION DEAD THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!" learn about sample sizes before you try to into statistics, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17716101]

everything seems to be mooning rn. is it safe to buy back in now? what is the general consensus of smg. is the worst finally over.

[Anonymous No.17716108]

>>17716022
>Imagine the threesome

[Anonymous No.17716111]

>>17715991
Hold cash for now. We are oversold and fiscal stimulus may pump the markets in the near term.

[Anonymous No.17716114]

>>17716083
>listening to boomers
>ever

[Anonymous No.17716115]

>>17716022
>young people are fucking weak as fuck, if all the old people would die off it'll get very bad
Don't worry anon, I am a very charismatic zoomer, they will flock to me because I project a sense of power and security. They will never see it coming and will be forced to cope with the new way of doing things. This destruction of the old world is just what I need to forge my legacy.

[Anonymous No.17716121]

>>17715506
Who's to say it doesn't peter out when the weather warms up like the flu does?

[Anonymous No.17716124]

>>17716101
i buy when the Q1 earnings results come out. on the friday evening after they come out, of course.

[Anonymous No.17716125]

>>17716081
You're going to hell for taking advantage of a girl with down syndrome like that.

[Anonymous No.17716139]

>>17715657
it's all fake news hysteria, numbers are showing it's less severe than a seasonal flu. BUT now broke countries figured out they can use it as explaining bad economy like broke Italy is doing.

Lock down everything (or worse get people to concentration camps and force some kind of a vaccine on them).

[Anonymous No.17716140]

>>17716022
>young people are fucking weak as fuck,
the boomer rants as he falls and breaks his hip and dies

[Anonymous No.17716144]

>>17715991
If I were you I'd go fuck myself

[Anonymous No.17716146]

>>17716099
The LOWEST rate of death after hundreds of thousands of tests and a massive government response using resources originally intended for a nuclear attack has been South Korea. The death rate there is 7× that of the flu. With thousands of cases. This is not a sample size issue. This is a you denying reality issue.

[Anonymous No.17716148]

>>17716114
jesus christ imagine how shit our portfolios would be if we were listening to boomers

[Anonymous No.17716151]

>>17716125
I did what?

[Anonymous No.17716155]

The thing I wonder about is how China went back to work now. Everyone, not just the Chinese gouvernment, says the stuff is going back online, but with corona around its hard to see how this is is working out.
Option 1: The virus tampers off after a short time and the infections go down rapidly
Option 2: The Chinese will get wave 2 in two/three days.

Or is there something I am missing?
The factories starting again is true, at least that much seems to be confirmed.

[Anonymous No.17716156]

Odds of 19xxx this week?

What about tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17716165]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8&feature=youtu.be

morning in China and not a single soul stirring. they're just sleeping in I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.17716172]

>>17716156

Soon my friend. Were going into the 9000's

[Anonymous No.17716186]

>>17716121
>our plan is to hope it goes away on it's own
fan fucking tastic

you are why I'm shorting the market

[Anonymous No.17716188]

>>17716083
Zoom zooms will get rekt by this crisis. That will teach them to respect their superiors.

[Anonymous No.17716191]

>>17715534
Only good in cases of huge gains or losses for the indices. If you think a giant crash or pump will happen, be my guest. I personally think that the VIX will start to trend down. You can still profit off of them by buying puts with a strike price of a few months out.

[Anonymous No.17716192]

>>17716148
No joke I give my dad advice to get the fuck out and he thanks me.

[Anonymous No.17716200]

>>17716022
>>17716083
shut the fuck up boomers. The reaper is coming for you.

[Anonymous No.17716207]

>>17715980
people like that are complete morons. they're comparing completely incomparable things.

[Anonymous No.17716209]

>>17715392
SQQQ is only real answer right now

[Anonymous No.17716210]

>>17716148
>told my parents to take their money out of the market on 2/14
>they don't
>oh my god what happened to my money?!?!?!?
boomers never learn

[Anonymous No.17716212]

>>17715980
give the virus 12 months and will kill more than everything else on that list combined, this fucking brainlet

[Anonymous No.17716218]

YFW children growing up today will be the first generation to completely eschew human contact, never experiencing high-fives, handshakes, or thumbwars?

BREAKING:
CME GROUP CLOSING EXCHANGE FLOOR

[Anonymous No.17716220]

>>17716156
EoM at the latest. I'm planning to get out the day the WHO announces Corona has been contained or a vaccine has been developed. The whole way down will be plagued by Fed pumps and bull traps. Don't fall for them. Stay safe.

[Anonymous No.17716225]

>>17715933
Yeah, and corona is at least 10 times deadlier than that. That is what the panic is about, retard.

[Anonymous No.17716230]

>>17715980
Holy shit they were saying the same stuff in Italy a couple weeks ago lmao.

[Anonymous No.17716233]

>>17715862
Did you not see the oil price war? Fracking got demolished.

[Anonymous No.17716232]

oh shit, cramer talking about that schrodinger bullshit one you guys were memeing about

[Anonymous No.17716239]

10x nothing = nothing

[Anonymous No.17716244]

based coca-cola.
can not be stopped.
can not be reasoned with.

[Anonymous No.17716254]

>>17716225
the people still denying coronavirus (invariably because Daddy Trump told them to) literally cannot do basic math

[Anonymous No.17716256]

>>17715980
We haven't gone through 12 months of virus dumb fucking boomer retard

[Anonymous No.17716259]

>>17716101
It is over. People have finally gotten it through their thick fucking skulls that this is literally just a case of the sniffles, and an overreaction on cable news.

[Anonymous No.17716264]

>>17716210
They really don't. Business partner of my father bought 3mil equity in January. At the literal height of a 12 year bull market.

[Anonymous No.17716266]

>>17716244
A call?

[Anonymous No.17716279]

>>17716266
two of em.
planning on selling tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17716281]

>>17716233
that was yesterday?

[Anonymous No.17716289]

>>17716146
>South Korea
>7,755 Cases and 60 Deaths

WOAH DUDE 60 DEATHS LET'S JUST EXTRAPOLATE THAT TO OVER 7 BILLION PEOPLE DUDE AND WOOOOOAH THOSE NUMBERS ARE SO CLOSE AND NOT AT ALL ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE IN DIFFERENCE!

please fuck off and die, will ya?

[Anonymous No.17716291]

>>17716254
true, but the boomers have the devil's luck

I won't be shocked if an antiviral treatment or some such thing prevents any real chaos from ever occurring.

>>17716101
it's people hoping trump has good news tonight.

He's making his announcement after my afterhours trading closes, I think that's not a good sign.

[Anonymous No.17716297]

>>17716259
>sniffles
What's your game? Are you long on a bunch of cruise lines or something stupid? How can you possibly deny reality so hard and for so long?

[Anonymous No.17716302]

>>17716165
It's 7am local. I'll check back in two hours to get a better feel on it. Thanks for posting stream.

[Anonymous No.17716306]

>>17716210

I've had similar issues, but the absolute worst part of all is their logic of "the government wont let that happen" when I was suggesting back in February that rationing, supermarket supply issues and stock market crashes were imminent

[Anonymous No.17716313]

>>17716155
china just executes people with the virus on the spot and burn their bodies, that's one way to control the spread.

alternatively they really don't give 2 shits about their people and sacrifices them for the economy, like they've done before

also they have some imported workforce (aka slaves)

[Anonymous No.17716316]

>>17716209
SQQQ is one of the saddest charts I’ve ever seen. Why would anyone touch that? Is there a chance it’ll shoot up? Saved up 500 finally so I want to get into stocks. Sorry that I sound like a newb

[Anonymous No.17716317]

>>17716289
Imagine actually being this retarded. I guess someone has to pay for all my SQQQ gains. Keep buying, goy. Just a flu.

[Anonymous No.17716319]

>>17716297
Fucking dumbass. Enjoy losing all your money AND potential gains but not buying this dip. Your unfounded fear has cost you everything, retard.

[Anonymous No.17716324]

>>17716165
EVERYONE IS DEAD

[Anonymous No.17716326]

in italy the virus has a 8% mortality rate

[Anonymous No.17716327]

>>17715896
You'll sell like there's no tomorrow once you see it fall into unseen depths to try and stop your losses. You'll be happy you can still pull out some cash. Now short selling is the way to go for at least a few weeks. Then you buy *that* dip and take it easy.

[Anonymous No.17716328]

>>17716316
if you are starting out, dont buy SQQQ. wait until april or may and start buying regular stocks. you can do more crazy shit later.

[Anonymous No.17716329]

>>17716279
And they're in the green because of the IV change? Cuz the share dropped in price

[Anonymous No.17716334]

>>17716316
SQQQ is a 3x inverse leveraged ETF against NASDAQ. For every 1 point NASDAQ gains or loses, SQQQ (ideally, but it's complicated) gains or loses 3 points in the opposite direction. In a normal bull market, where stonks go up, that makes it useless. But if stonks go down, SQQQ goes up.

[Anonymous No.17716343]

>>17716317
>shorting cash flowing equities and real estate because I CAN TIME THE MARKET
we all know who the real retard is

[Anonymous No.17716348]

>>17716084
I think nukes are real, I am not saying buy water filters. I am saying do not get distracted by the credit / repo market data that is showing absolutely insane signs of instability. This is not just from people skipping starbucks for a week

[Anonymous No.17716350]

>>17716218
can't you export screengrabs properly from the movie files?

[Anonymous No.17716351]

>>17716155
>China went back to work
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.17716362]

>>17716348
do not get distracted by the virus when the credit / repo market etc**

[Anonymous No.17716366]

>>17716326
mamma mia that's a spicy death toll

[Anonymous No.17716368]

why not just buy TQQQ every day it goes down 10%

average down to a low ass price then when markets come back you will have a lot of profit

[Anonymous No.17716372]

>>17716319
>>17716343
lol k, thanks for the free money retard, go be a good boy for Daddy Trump and buy his failing market

>>17716348
This is true, Coronachan is both a supply side shock and a demand drop, but it only exposes underlying weaknesses in the market

[Anonymous No.17716375]

>>17716317
slightest bit of difference between global economic slowdown and knee-jerk panic reaction rapidly dropping stock prices for a while, and EVERYONE FUCKING DYING, don't you think?

i don't really give a fuck about the market in general, i day trade so i short on the way down and go long on the way up, makes no difference to me. actually the more volatility, the better. but thinking large swaths of the world population are gonna die to the sniffles because you're inaccurately using statistics is just absurd at best and dangerous at worst.

[Anonymous No.17716378]

>Trump consulting Kushner on whether to declare a national emergency
Every hour clown world just throws something new at you. You think shit just can't get any dumber but somehow the simulation finds a way.

[Anonymous No.17716381]

>>17716264
boomer optimism knows no bounds.
you'd think they would have learned their lesson in 2008, but no.
>>17716306
It really should have been obvious to everyone that we were due for a correction, at the least, and that the virus and/or election season would provide the opportunity for that.
How anyone could look at SPCE earlier this year and say "yeah, this is clearly a sign of a sustainable market" is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.17716384]

>>17715686
Ha! Both of you are no match for me! The cowboy straddler. Riding bulls and hunting bears

[Anonymous No.17716394]

>>17716328
I've already set up my portfolio with index ETFs and some foreign stock I keep hearing people say they're not sure about SQQQ but why not? I think things are gonna continue on their way down

[Anonymous No.17716398]

>>17716316
The SQQQ chart doesnt make sense because of how 3X inverse ETFs work. We've been in a bull market, so its going to go down consistently. Once it hits a certain threshold, they reverse split it. Thats why it has such a strange graph. If we are going into a recession, this is going to go up similar to QQQ during the bull market.

[Anonymous No.17716407]

>>17716372
you're playing a losing game, better get out before you get burnt, you're fighting decay and growth

[Anonymous No.17716419]

>>17716378
This is peak clown world

[Anonymous No.17716421]

>>17716306
Government has to keep people calm, and it's probably the smart thing to do. People have poor judgement when they panic.

Remind them of this:
These are the same people who told schoolchildren to get under their desks to protect themselves from nuclear bombs.

>>17716350
Maybe? I kind of want to have the file name in the top and the sides cropped out, but I could probs figure something out for that too?

[Anonymous No.17716427]

>>17716326
>12,462 Cases and 827 Deaths

that's 6.6%, also 827 is 0.0000001074% of the world population, so you're right let's panic i guess we're fucked.

[Anonymous No.17716430]

>>17716155
They are running machinery with no workers

[Anonymous No.17716432]

>>17716375
>muh sniffles
What part of "20%+ of patients have acute respiratory failure and require intubation" are you having trouble grasping? The part where most of those people die if the hospitals run out of beds for them? Or do you just struggle with the words themselves?

[Anonymous No.17716445]

>>17716329
i bought at the bottom eod

[Anonymous No.17716448]

>>17716165
seeing a couple of cars moving, a bus and an empty freight ship

probably for corpse pickups

[Anonymous No.17716456]

>>17716394
its already been going up for a while, like today it couldnt even reach its 26,xx USD high from a couple of days ago even with the market tanking about 6%. You are either in from the beginning, or you FOMO in too late and get burnt. imo

[Anonymous No.17716458]

>>17716427
>i don't understand exponential growth
i think you're the retarded one here, anon.

[Anonymous No.17716461]

boomers dying is good for the economy. FACT.
They are USELESS, FAT AND OLD.
THEY ONLY COST MONEY
If they die zoomers are getting SHOWERED with INHERITANCE
LOTS OF SPENDING EVERYWHERE
GOLDEN TIMES ARE AHEAD

[Anonymous No.17716464]

>>17716445
Sniped it

[Anonymous No.17716470]

>>17716421
what else would you teach them to do, dummy? it's not horrible advice, with the caveat that you're far enough away from the blast and heat.

[Anonymous No.17716474]

>>17716427
>bullfags' wishful thinking
Cope.

[Anonymous No.17716480]

This sniffles insanity is going to end when it disappears soon

screencap this for April

[Anonymous No.17716481]

>>17716427
You're literally arguing that nothing is happening until after it's already over. Are you retarded? You know the Black Death killed a couple dozen people before killing millions, right? It didn't just instantly fucking Thanos snap Europe. For someone who calls others bad at statistics, you're really fucking bad at statistics.

[Anonymous No.17716482]

>>17715392
Short x3 silver etf. Silver won’t moon if no industry is using it.

[Anonymous No.17716486]

>>17716421
cropped misaligned screenshots of movie files looks like shit, share properly like a proper anon, please. i know you're an apple person but come on.

[Anonymous No.17716492]

>>17716461
this

[Anonymous No.17716495]

>>17716480
>sniffles is going to end when it disappears

[Anonymous No.17716498]

>>17716456
So you're saying it's too late to get in?

[Anonymous No.17716499]

>>17716480

Our only hope is heat from spring and summer but thats assuming the virus will die.

[Anonymous No.17716506]

>>17716461
unironically how many millennials are going to go sicko mode once they don't have to worry what their parents will think?

[Anonymous No.17716508]

>>17716461
>INHERITANCE
haha i wish

[Anonymous No.17716513]

>>17716480
>he thinks it's going to just end in April
>when there is an outbreak in Australia in the middle of summer

[Anonymous No.17716519]

>>17716499
Africa and SEA already have the virus

[Anonymous No.17716522]

>>17716481
>he's actually comparing the coronavirus to the Black Death
>he's actually comparing the dark ages to modern medical technology

lmao my fucking sides, okay we're done here. keep jerking off over your apocalypse fantasy i guess. hope your death wish comes true for you.

[Anonymous No.17716523]

>>17716351
Buy the rumor anon, buy the rumor. The rumor is Wuhan went back to work.

[Anonymous No.17716531]

>>17716461
This. No more shitskin excuses.

[Anonymous No.17716533]

>>17716498
in my opinion yes. you have to decide for yourself though.

[Anonymous No.17716538]

Any of you have thoughts about buying up some FLIR cheapies?

[Anonymous No.17716540]

>>17716398
Thank you so much for the info. I never expect anyone on Biz to actually help out. That makes a lot of sense you’ve def taught me something new. So in layman’s terms, CQQQ is a bet that we are going to hit a recession? But if we don’t recess, CQQQ is a lost bet?

[Anonymous No.17716548]

>>17716506
DIVORCE THAT FAT HAG AND GET A ZOOMER WIFEY

[Anonymous No.17716550]

>>17716519
South America alone will keep Corona alive for the whole year, if you didn't catch it on the first wave you'll get it during the second one.

[Anonymous No.17716554]

>>17716540
SQQQ*

[Anonymous No.17716556]

>>17716499
the problem is there probably won't be a vaccine available by autumn, winter. sure, cases will drop during the summer, but if the measures against the virus start unwinding you risk creating a WORSE outbreak during the winter.

[Anonymous No.17716560]

>>17716522
Aight, retards like you have been mindlessly repeating this literally since the meat market in Wuhan closed. I guess Italy is just more fake news made up by CNN. It'll magically stop this time, for sure. You're definitely the first person in the last three months to say that.

[Anonymous No.17716564]

>>17716470
Even if you’re perfectly far from the blast zone for a sheet of wood to protect you from the heat, the radiation will pierce the wood like it’s not even there.

the government would have been aware it was pointless this after seeing the Japanese who survived the blast die slow and horrible deaths. The point is to keep people calm no matter what, even if everything is totally fucked.

[Anonymous No.17716568]

>>17716456
> Bitcoin is already @ 1000 its too late to get in

[Anonymous No.17716582]

>>17716523
>bullfags so desperate they choose to trust the chinese thieves
LMAO just sell your portfolio and release yourself from your suffering.

[Anonymous No.17716584]

>>17716540
We are now in a bear market and the virus has not hit it's peak. We WILL go below 20k. A recession is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.17716587]

>>17716540
it is a bet on the NASDAQ-100 going down for a while. then it will make you some short term profit from falling share prices. recession will make SQQQ moon.

[Anonymous No.17716588]

>>17716508
Inheritance is vanishing as we speak

[Anonymous No.17716593]

>>17716540
/smg/ on /biz/ is one of the best places on 4chan, full of helpful people wanting to share knowledge in order to make themselves feel more important. and you'll see people bragging about your gains, which helps to find good stocks. it's an art to know if someone is just shilling or being stupid though.

[Anonymous No.17716594]

>>17716486
damn. you're right.

[Anonymous No.17716595]

>>17716550
SAmerica alone with mutate it. If it spreads to Brazil there could be a more lethal pathogen.

[Anonymous No.17716614]

>>17716461
>with INHERITANCE
You mean inherited debts.

[Anonymous No.17716619]

>>17716560
literally it's just gonna suck for awhile, some old farts are gonna die, and we're gonna develop antibodies and eventually vaccines for it and move on with our lives. the market will suck for awhile and then will recover.

huge difference between that and OMG EVERYONE'S GONNA DIIIIIIEEEEEE, get it? sorry your end of the world fantasy isn't coming true, faggot. can't believe i have to actually explain this common sense stuff, but here we are.

[Anonymous No.17716620]

>>17716595
>if
Anon...

[Anonymous No.17716621]

I tossed 9,830.71 into my E-Trade investments. Thus far I've lost 2,563.19 due to the virus. My actual losses is just 60.00 so fuck I'm doing pretty good. I'm not scared. I'll be smiling biggly once shit rebounds and ONTX releases some positive news.

[Anonymous No.17716631]

>>17716582
>trust
Anon, when did I say trust? I know what is up, it's just that everyone else isn't. You're too emotional for this.

[Anonymous No.17716633]

What a bunch of babies... Everything is fine. Please don't look at your accounts. Binge some Netflix...

[Anonymous No.17716645]

>>17716531
FUCKING BOOMERS are so LAZY they are even outperforming their migrant counterparts

[Anonymous No.17716649]

So question about SQQQ someone said if we go into recession it will make SQQQ moon. Now from what I've been reading this isnt a asset you buy and hold and ideally you dont even keep it for longer than a day so what's the play here you buy in the mornings and dump it at the end of the day and then repeat the next day?

[Anonymous No.17716654]

>>17715617
>>17715688
>>17715724
>Inflation at 8900% Turns Venezuelans to Bitcoin In Record Volumes
https://www.newsbtc.com/2018/04/20/inflation-at-8900-turns-venezuelans-to-bitcoin-in-record-volumes/

What do you think will happen to the $ once the FED has negative interest rates and uses its printing press to bail out all companies impacted by the coronavirus ?

[Anonymous No.17716664]

What are odds trump declares national disaster?

[Anonymous No.17716665]

>>17716621
Mate the entire market dropped by 20% already and this is just the start.

[Anonymous No.17716666]

>>17716633
>this ones real

>YOU CANT BLAME DRUMPF FOR THE STOCK MARKET CRASH
>NOT HIS FAULT A VIRUS HAPPENED

Not his fault it went up either, but if you take the credit you take the blame.

[Anonymous No.17716667]

Boeing is fucked without a bailout

[Anonymous No.17716668]

NEW NEW NEW

>>17716662

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[Anonymous No.17716670]

>>17716619
>literally "no u"
Bullfags are so delusional.

[Anonymous No.17716671]

I’ve warned everyone in my industry for years about the chinese. Don’t get addicted to their sweatshop market or you will get burned one way or another I’ve felt very vindicated these past weeks. FUCK CHINKS! Fuck those filthy bushiest eating street shitting thieves. If you banked in China you get what you tucking deserve

[Anonymous No.17716672]

>>17716649

Read more, retard.

[Anonymous No.17716676]

>>17716593
Good point. I’m used to /fit and /fa but it’s a different ball game there.
>>17716584
Below 20k marks a recession? Oh boy. >>17716587
All of this is making me want to invest at least 300 in SQQQ. Partially because I’m a virologist and know for sure what the future is going to look like with the virus (not good). If I buy stocks at 25 and it shoots up to 1000 for example and I sell, did I really make a 4000% profit?

[Anonymous No.17716681]

>>17716621
buy the rumor sell the news

[Anonymous No.17716682]

>>17716621
>ONTX

[Anonymous No.17716685]

>>17716619
>I'M DONE I'M DONE
>actually I have to get the last word in and autistically reeeee some more
if you think it's nothing buy a bunch of TQQQ, Disney, and Carnival and post proofs, put up or shut up

[Anonymous No.17716692]

>>17716666

Checked.

[Anonymous No.17716693]

>>17716649
The market has been fairly predictable so far, with green pumps following big red drops. If you want to gamble, you can bet on this pattern. Better off though is just holding it, as it is almost guaranteed this market keeps trending down for at least another two weeks, maybe until after April.

[Anonymous No.17716697]

>>17716672
Gladly but what should I read?

[Anonymous No.17716725]

>>17716676
Yes, but that is pretty unlikely.

[Anonymous No.17716736]

>>17716693
I was told due to portfolio rebalancing every night that you could get fucked holding it for a few days

[Anonymous No.17716744]

>>17716676
you will have to pay taxes on it, but you will make a shit load of money IIIFFFF something like that happens. but it seems like you are pretty sure of it. be careful nontheless

[Anonymous No.17716765]

>>17716664
I'd say pretty good, he knows he fucked up waiting this long to do anything

[Anonymous No.17716785]

>>17716595
When viruses mutate in humans it typically just makes them spread more, doesn't make them more lethal. Flu mutates all the time which is the reason vaccines are not very effective, and need to be updated constantly but it's mortality doesn't really change.

[Anonymous No.17716810]

>>17716725
Cool
>>17716744
Taxes are by % tho so idc everybody gotta pay big brother. I’m sure of the virus being a legit issue down the line (next 2-3 weeks) but not sure what the SQQQ might jump to. Today is the first day I’m heading of it so it’d hard for me to predict that. I know for sure that whatever the stock market dropped; itll drop again either the same amount or more

[Anonymous No.17716836]

>>17716671
Back to pol

[Anonymous No.17716845]

>>17716810
Keep in mind that a) nobody no matter how long they've played this game can actually tell you what will happen and b) the market isn't always, some would say is rarely, rational.

[Anonymous No.17716868]

So what happens if china's debt house of cards collapses?

[Anonymous No.17716883]

>>17716810
I don't understand. What's the highest SQQQ can go? Nasdaq cannot go below 0. Or does it work different?

[Anonymous No.17716894]

>>17716670
It really must be exhausting being a bearsuit. If you laid out the historical course of the market into one 24hr timeline, the bearsuits get to be right for all of 18 seconds, and dead wrong the other 23hrs, 59 minutes and 42 seconds.

We're all wrong in ways, we're just not always wrong.

[Anonymous No.17716957]

What type of options will you put on SPY tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17716985]

>>17716957
Nothing. I dont wanna be a part of the crab roulette.

I hate betting on falling prices. Its betting against the house so to say

[Anonymous No.17717087]

>>17716883
Well in 2010 it was 18.3k per stock if that helps. I have no clue if it can go higher than that, or even get close to that again, but at 25$ a stock, even just buying one would be worth the risk imo

[Anonymous No.17717519]

Is it a good time to buy oil etfs like us oil fund (USO)??

[Anonymous No.17717765]

>>17717519
i don't know, are they down?