/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17710961]

Bears won the round today, but not for long.

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>17710053

[Anonymous No.17710993]

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.17710997]

Looking at CNK (Cinemark) right now, imagine this stock but like 20% cheaper and with a 7% dividend like what the fuck, I know I am talking 2 months out for summer movie season not now

[Anonymous No.17711001]

FED PUMP COMING EARLY TODAY

[Anonymous No.17711006]

bullfags unironically believe this lmao

[Anonymous No.17711010]

You were warned

[Anonymous No.17711011]

>>17710053

[Anonymous No.17711013]

I am going 90% bonds fuck this

[Anonymous No.17711014]

PUMP
U
M
P

[Anonymous No.17711016]

>>17710961
GET IN HERE BEARCHADS

[Anonymous No.17711018]

>he sold

LMAOOOOOOOO

[Credit Spread Officer No.17711021]

MY CITY IS A FEW STEPS AWAY FROM QUARANTINE
XI JUST VISITED WUHAN
REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17711022]

> Honey look, those idiot millennials are buying the dip. They're actually going to take the bag!
> That's so wonderful Gerald, maybe we can take that trip to Venice after all.
> Oh, I'm thinking we might. Andddd ::click:: Sold! We're out of the market!

[Anonymous No.17711023]

>fed desperately pumping to stave off a bear market for 1 more day
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.17711025]

stonks only go up

[Anonymous No.17711026]

Is it too late to get into SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.17711028]

Trump will save us

[Anonymous No.17711032]

FIRST MY LINKIES AND NOW THIS??? WHY WHY WHY WHY STOP NOOOO

[Anonymous No.17711033]

PRINT
THEM
DOLLARS
FED

[Anonymous No.17711034]

>>17711010
Wow he was only 4 years late lmao

[Anonymous No.17711037]

>>17710961
>Tfw by the end of the year we'll be back to the point where a 1000 point rise or fall will be a big deal again
Taking a timemachine back a decade

[Anonymous No.17711040]

reminder that if we fall below 2018 lows there's no bottom

[Anonymous No.17711041]

Rumor swirling Baggie and SNSSfreak have entered a suicide pack, will keep you all posted

[Anonymous No.17711047]

1 HOUR TILL FED PUMP
PREPARE YOUR ANUS BEARS

[Anonymous No.17711054]

My free stock from Webull is worth $0.49.

[Anonymous No.17711059]

What's this POOOMP meme? Explain to a boomer.

[Anonymous No.17711061]

Deutsche trading at 75% below 2008 levels
how the fuck are they holding on?

[Anonymous No.17711063]

>>17711026
No, not yet

[Anonymous No.17711069]

>>17711026
yes and no, just wait for the next pump

[Anonymous No.17711071]

>AMD in the green
WTF

[Anonymous No.17711079]

>*FED BOOSTS LIMIT FOR DAILY OVERNIGHT REPO OPERATIONS TO $175 BILLION
buckle up

[Anonymous No.17711081]

>>17711026
no we will drop until september

[Anonymous No.17711083]

>>17711028
He can, but will he waste a trillion just to keep this afloat when the worse of Corona is to come? I think it's better to wait for things to calm down, let the market correct itself, take the hit and then just blast it

[Anonymous No.17711085]

What is wrong with americans?

[Anonymous No.17711086]

Accumulate REFR cheapies

[Anonymous No.17711088]

>>17711059
Fed is throwing money (half a trillion so far this week) at the market to prevent bank insolvency

[Anonymous No.17711090]

>>17711079
mother of god

[Anonymous No.17711095]

Bobros, are the algos going to fuck us today right before close again?

[Anonymous No.17711093]

>>17711026
might be too late now, the pump might start soon as close draws near

[Anonymous No.17711096]

>>17711069
By pump you mean what?

[weedbro !3Rt66u03z. No.17711097]

>he bought the dip

[Anonymous No.17711098]

>>17711059
It's an adaptation of the COOMER meme to stocks

[Anonymous No.17711099]

is buying VOO or VTI slowly over the coming month a bretty good idea? if I buy VOO/VTI should I avoid single stocks?
in other news my T babies are still green

[Anonymous No.17711103]

guys what's the most painful method of suicide? I want to go screaming

[Anonymous No.17711104]

>>17711022
>Goes to Venice
>Gets coofed on
>Dies on the flight back home

[Anonymous No.17711106]

>>17711079
what does that mean

[Anonymous No.17711107]

>>17711054
should've went with WeBear

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/11/goldman-sachs-the-bull-market-will-end-with-stocks-down-another-15percent.html

[Anonymous No.17711110]

Well? Did you buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.17711115]

>>17711079
Source?

[Anonymous No.17711119]

Now all the nostalgia fags have what they wanted. We're back in 2008. Feelin' young again everybody?

[Anonymous No.17711120]

The Feds are fighting a losing battle. The news about Corona-chan's pandemic status haven't sank in the markets yet. Tomorrow will be another slaughter.

[Anonymous No.17711121]

>>17711085
>americans
Californians are not real Americans.

[Anonymous No.17711122]

>>17711071
If you don’t own AMD currently you’re going to miss out on the biggest moonshot since TSLA.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17711123]

>>17711041
???

[Anonymous No.17711130]

FEDS
A
FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.17711136]

>>17711061
Stock price is irrelevant for its operations, dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.17711135]

>>17711079
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.17711137]

>>17711103
keep smashing your hand with a rock until you bleed to death

[Anonymous No.17711141]

>>17711086
come through take a sound

[Anonymous No.17711147]

any irish/uk sites that have options trading bar degiro since its limited?

[Anonymous No.17711149]

>>17711119
I'm living out my dreams of The Big Short. Never made as much money as these past few weeks.

[Anonymous No.17711150]

THIS JUST IN
>FEDS PRINTER INK IS OUT
>SHIPMENT OF INK DIDNT ARRIVE FROM CHINA ON TIME


>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL

[Anonymous No.17711154]

>>17711093
Once again what do you guys mean by pump

[Anonymous No.17711156]

>>17711079
holy sweet jesus

[Anonymous No.17711158]

>>17711085
spreading AIDS intentionally isn't illegal there either. they love it

[Anonymous No.17711161]

>>17711122
I want to buy back but I don't think we're at the bottom yet.

[Anonymous No.17711162]

>>17711040
Thats what more than half this board wants

[Anonymous No.17711165]

Hard to believe only a week ago people were saying this would never dip below 24k

[Anonymous No.17711166]

About 15 more days in a row like this and things can reset.

[Anonymous No.17711174]

>>17711006
Go kill yourself you bear faggot. You are lucky I don't kill you in real life.

[Anonymous No.17711180]

>>17711085
they live in the best country in the world

[Anonymous No.17711183]

>>17711006
>not using a log y-axis
retard

[Anonymous No.17711185]

SAVANON WHAT IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17711186]

>>17711106
>>17711135
it means that a bank/banks are in serious need of money

[Anonymous No.17711188]

>>17711180
Not for long lmao

[Anonymous No.17711191]

>>17711059
Liquidy among banks is drying off. Fed money printers are at full speed trying to prevent a disaster.

[Anonymous No.17711196]

Came to this general and this board from /cvg/ but I never thought I would enjoy the mind games that you guys use to manipulate each other for profit otlr just for fun, might consider lurking some more tho

[Anonymous No.17711197]

>>17711119

[Anonymous No.17711198]

>>17711110
I'm gambling on a 1000 pt pump on the dow tomorrow before it dumps again on Friday.

[Anonymous No.17711200]

ATTENTION
>ATTENTION

Today is the perfect day to profit from your shorts.
MASSIVE 200 BILLION PUMP tomorrow.
Ge ready to buy back all your puts half off for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.17711204]

>>17711079
God let it fucking crash

[Anonymous No.17711208]

>>17711034
You are telling me the longest bull market was going to crash???

[Anonymous No.17711211]

>tfw bought the wrong puts

[Anonymous No.17711214]

>>17711188
>he says for the umpteenth time

[Anonymous No.17711225]

>>17711154
WHY IS NOBODY ANSWERING HIM I ALSO NEED TO KNOW

[Anonymous No.17711224]

>>17711136
the fuck do you mean? risk of takeover is still great
what I meant is how no one big enough came to buy out

[Anonymous No.17711227]

>>17710961
It all comes tumblin' down...

[Anonymous No.17711232]

>>17711085
they like getting pozzed

[Anonymous No.17711234]

holy fuck why are the fed pumping so hard?
Are they really this scared of a bear market?

[Anonymous No.17711236]

>>17711103
Put everything into SPY and just watch the DJIA livestream until you die of a heart attack and stroke simultaneously

[Anonymous No.17711241]

>Schedule of Overnight and Term Repurchase Agreement Operations

>Thursday, 3/12/2020** Monday, 4/6/2020 25-days At least $50 billion
>Thursday, 3/12/2020 Thursday, 3/26/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Monday, 3/16/2020** Monday, 4/13/2020 28-days At least $50 billion
>Tuesday, 3/17/2020 Tuesday, 3/31/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Thursday, 3/19/2020 Thursday, 4/2/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Monday, 3/23/2020** Monday, 4/20/2020 28-days At least $50 billion
>Tuesday, 3/24/2020 Tuesday, 4/7/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Thursday, 3/26/2020 Thursday, 4/9/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Tuesday, 3/31/2020 Tuesday, 4/14/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Thursday, 4/2/2020 Thursday, 4/16/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Tuesday, 4/7/2020 Tuesday, 4/21/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Thursday, 4/9/2020 Thursday, 4/23/2020 14-days At least $45 billion

>https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreements/repurchase-agreement-operational-details

holy mother of fuck

[Anonymous No.17711248]

>>17711119
Most nostalgiafags say that 2007-2008 was the period where everything went to shit, if anything this is their worst nightmare

[Anonymous No.17711251]

As a eurofag I missed the SNSS ride down today and all the shitposting fun that you guys had. Let me just press S to spit on SNSS anon.

[Anonymous No.17711253]

imo just sticky this shit during burger market

[Anonymous No.17711262]

>>17711225
Fuck off nigger.

[Frenchbro !cJxLEZYaGY No.17711266]

>>17711121
wonder where all that tech you're using right now comes from, weird!

[Anonymous No.17711270]

>>17711196
buy ONTX fren

[Anonymous No.17711272]

>>17711186
how long until Lehman Brothers 2020 Edition

[Anonymous No.17711279]

>everyone calling green tomorrow
why? do you think the world will stop being on fire overnight?

[Anonymous No.17711280]

>>17711006
>US population continues to grow along with businesses
>more people are able to invest thanks to the advent of smartphones and easily accessible internet
>no signs of economic instability in the US with factories closing, banks closing, or a huge housing market bubble
>durr why market go up, dis gon be like 2008
This is literally just because of fear mongering on Corona. Once the flu season is over, we're going to 30k

[Anonymous No.17711287]

>>17711266
china probably

[Anonymous No.17711291]

>>17711115
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1237812598948745217

[Anonymous No.17711292]

TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.17711295]

>>17711248
I feel so bad for anyone graduating from college/university.

[Anonymous No.17711297]

>>17711266
Star Trek IV is the one with the whales.

[Anonymous No.17711300]

>>17711241
The credit markets will crash and Dow will fall 50%.
Cap this.

[Anonymous No.17711306]

So what happens if a circuit trips in the last 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.17711307]

>>17711279
they're pumping AT LEAST $95 billion tonight

[Anonymous No.17711310]

>>17711251
Unironically this is a strong sign to buy SNSS. Eurofahs haven't been correct about shit since the 1945.

[Anonymous No.17711312]

>>17711280
>no huge housing market bubble
are you retarded

[Anonymous No.17711313]

>>17711227
Daddy Fed going to save the day
this doesn't seem as bad as compared to hitting the 7% breaker at open

[Anonymous No.17711317]

>>17711198
Aren't you worried about Trumps press conference?

[Anonymous No.17711318]

>>17711085
I explained in a previous thread that Americans would likely underestimate this considered their "pride" and general ignorance/arrogance towards reality. Yes, these people are actually proud of being dumb.

[Anonymous No.17711321]

>>17711241
don't understand the fed that well, what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.17711324]

>>17711106
>>17711135
>>17711204
>>17711234
>>17711279

200 BILLION PUMP TOMORROW
SELL YOUR SHORTS NOW
BUY BACK TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.17711323]

>>17711306
Legally speaking, all bears are imprisoned and put on death row.

[Anonymous No.17711325]

>>17711307
I legitimately don't think that's enough. We're looking at trillions in losses.

[Anonymous No.17711329]

Bond Yield is up BUY BUY BUY

>>17711306
For that to happen we would have to be down 21%, because after 3:25pm thats the only circuit that can be triggered

[Anonymous No.17711332]

Powerhour pump incoming. Tomorrow is going to be a minor rebound. Take profits on puts, buy calls for tomorrow that are up 2-4%, then get out and buy puts again for the weekend

[Anonymous No.17711334]

>>17711227
That's a tranny.

[Anonymous No.17711335]

>Merkel warns that up to 70% of Germany's population could contract the coronavirus, which would amount to 58 million people (population of 83.7 million people)

[Anonymous No.17711337]

jesus tim apple calm it down with the buybacks, AAPL supporting SPY on its back alone

[Anonymous No.17711348]

>>17711266
They come from H1B visas outsourced from India funded by VCs in New York.

[Anonymous No.17711349]

>>17711111

[Anonymous No.17711353]

Holy shit what happened between 10 and 11 est? This looks like the brain activity of someone who's about to die.

[Anonymous No.17711356]

>>17711306
Trading continues. No halt.

[Anonymous No.17711357]

>Russell 2K below '18 low
Bulls officially on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.17711361]

>>17711335
literally a million deaths minimum in germany

[Anonymous No.17711363]

>>17711335
That means more than 10 millions Germans will be in need of medical care

[Anonymous No.17711371]

>>17711324
TQQQ calls EOD then?

[Anonymous No.17711373]

>>17711321
It means the banks have zero confidence in the credit market anymore. They expect defaults and don't trust other banks to lend to.
Fed steps in to prevent a complete Great Depression 2.0.
Eventually it won't work.
That's when it's all unironically ogre.

[Anonymous No.17711377]

Deutsche 0.08 away from ATL.

[Anonymous No.17711384]

-1400

[Anonymous No.17711388]

>dipping below 23600
Dios mio...

[Anonymous No.17711386]

SHOO SHOO RETARDED FLU

https://youtu.be/Y3_0f_kQ7AE

[Jerome Powell No.17711392]

Look guys, I know it's easy to criticize the amount the fed is putting in, but they're the foremost economic experts our country has. They know what's best.
Let's all support their decisions and we can get past this little dip as fast as possible!

[Anonymous No.17711396]

>>17711241
Please explain how repo agreements work and what they entail

[Anonymous No.17711397]

>>17711227
it ALL returns to nothing

[Anonymous No.17711398]

>>17711334
And?

[Anonymous No.17711401]

>>17711371
Better to just buy it because options premiums are insane. I bough UPRO.

[Anonymous No.17711402]

>>17711377
If there is a last minute pump it will break it

[Anonymous No.17711411]

>>17711392
uncle jerome, you're sweating, are you okay?

[Anonymous No.17711412]

>>17711317
He ties his performance to that of the stock market, so I still believe in The Trump Put™. I'm sure he'll choose his words very carefully. Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.17711414]

>>17711297
thats Star Trek 2. im a Trek Head

[Anonymous No.17711417]

-14K!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM LADS

[Anonymous No.17711418]

can we get another sticky already? this shit is annoying

[Anonymous No.17711420]

>>17711006

>not using a log scale

It’s almost like you’ve never done this before

[Anonymous No.17711422]

>going to be graduating with an extremely specialized engineering degree in the middle of the biggest depression since the Great Depression
when do I swallow the bullet?

[Anonymous No.17711423]

tfw all this money to be made but scared of PDT

[Anonymous No.17711425]

>>17711335
have there been any cases of refugees being infected?

[Anonymous No.17711426]

>>17711402
dump

[Anonymous No.17711427]

>be me
>buy the dip
>it goes lower
>buy the dip
>it goes lower
>buy the dip
>it goes lower
>buy the dip
>it goes lower

MY PORTFOLIO IS DOWN 56% WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.17711428]

>Been steadily trending downward all day
Place your bets, is it getting pumped in the last 10 minutes or will it fall off a cliff

[Anonymous No.17711431]

>>17711154
Like the next drop? Or what do you mean by pump

[Anonymous No.17711435]

>>17711040
reminder that it definitely will

[Anonymous No.17711437]

>>17711353
CRABBED.com

[Anonymous No.17711439]

DOWN WE GO

[Anonymous No.17711444]

>>17711279

Eternal bull fags have had a fake propped up market that does nothing but rise for 10+ years. They will be slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.17711446]

>>17711422
>have recession proof job
>it's taking x-rays of peoples lungs

[Anonymous No.17711448]

Ahem, I have an announcement


https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1237779140620759043?s=21

Also, I’m hearing things about the credit market. Advice, get the fuck out of the market.

[Anonymous No.17711449]

>>17711396
Look up a repurchase agreement, it’s a short term borrowing agreement basically. The fact there are so many at such high amounts means a lot of money is needed right this moment to remain solvent.

[Anonymous No.17711450]

BREAKER HYPE!

[Anonymous No.17711453]

>>17711427
Welcome to my house anon.
Can I get you a drink.

[Anonymous No.17711454]

Would this be a good time to try out a SPY strangle in case of massive pump tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17711459]

>>17711427
Buy the dip bro, surely this is the bottom

[Anonymous No.17711461]

>>17711427
>he bought?

[Anonymous No.17711463]

>>17711427
BUY THE DIP FAGGOT!!

[Anonymous No.17711465]

THERE'S ALWAYS A BULL MARKET SOMEWHERE!

[Anonymous No.17711467]

>>17711428
CLIFF CLIFF CLIFF

[Anonymous No.17711468]

>>17711427
I'm in the same boat fren, we in this together

[Anonymous No.17711473]

-1 minute

[Anonymous No.17711474]

TAKE PROFIT ON ALL YOUR SHORTS TODAY
HUGE 200 BILLION PUMP TOMORROW
BUY BACK SHORTS FOR BLOODY MONDAY ENCORE
WE'RE GOING PARABOLIC

>TAKE PROFIT ON ALL YOUR SHORTS TODAY
>HUGE 200 BILLION PUMP TOMORROW
>BUY BACK SHORTS FOR BLOODY MONDAY ENCORE
>WE'RE GOING PARABOLIC

[Anonymous No.17711476]

>>17711412
Yeah I'm sure he's going to try to save the market as much as possible, but imagine if we start putting forth some measures that other countries have to stop the Corona Virus.
i.e. Shutting down schools, stopping public transport, halting all flights and ships.

[Anonymous No.17711477]

Prepare for your scheduled FED 3:30 Pump

[Anonymous No.17711478]

>>17711025
Watch out when trading US stonks eh. I think it's about a 3% fee overall after you buy and sell.

[Anonymous No.17711484]

>>17711427
NOW SURELY IS THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.17711483]

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.17711486]

>>17711448
If the current death rate holds with the upper estimate of infected in that tweet we'd see 4.5 million deaths in the USA alone

[Anonymous No.17711492]

breaking: new repo operations


Again.

[Anonymous No.17711494]

This continues tommorow. The pandemic announcement still has to make ripples.

We'll hear of the first quarantined city this week. No president want to look weak once WHO declared this is a shit show

[Anonymous No.17711495]

>>17711420
Don't worry, he's just a retard.

[Anonymous No.17711496]

>>17711476
coronavirus is fake news can't make trump look bad stick to the status quo

[Anonymous No.17711497]

1 more %. If it hits 7% down after 1530EST, there is no 15 minute pause.

[Anonymous No.17711500]

Fucking hell nearly -1450 already

[Anonymous No.17711501]

FLU SEASON WILL BE OVER AND THEN WE'RE MOONING

BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW

[Anonymous No.17711502]

What % of my deposited money should i put in SQQQ before close?

[Anonymous No.17711503]

>>17711291
Goof ball Fed trying to throw off my puts. Yeah nah.

[Anonymous No.17711504]

>>17711461
can i get a quick rundown on this guy

[Anonymous No.17711505]

/chaos/-chads, where we at?
2020 has been an absolutely glorious year for happenings so far

[Anonymous No.17711506]

so i thought about doing the dollar cost average but i did it with calls, am i retarded? i bought more spy calls thinking there is no way i can lose my money

[Anonymous No.17711511]

>>17711474
No pump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17711514]

THIS IS THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.17711519]

>>17711506
yes you're literally retarded if you dollar-cost averaged on options

[Anonymous No.17711525]

>>17711501
imagine being this delusional

[Anonymous No.17711526]

It's not done until SPX touches 2500.

[Anonymous No.17711527]

It's over bros

[Anonymous No.17711530]

what idiots are even still selling new puts? how do you think you're not going to lose money doing this?

[Anonymous No.17711531]

>>17711505
2020 > any other year of my life for chaos

[Anonymous No.17711532]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL_U5GSUBpw

[Credit Spread Officer No.17711533]

>>17711506
yes holy fuck only do that with the underlying not time decaying derivatives

[Anonymous No.17711534]

Steve Jewchin still has one hour to save the day.

[Anonymous No.17711536]

>>17711022
I've been taking boomer bags all week. Don't call me dumb.

[Anonymous No.17711537]

Where is the afternoon pump???? WHWERE IS IT

[Anonymous No.17711540]

[Anonymous No.17711541]

>>17711506
Is this a joke?

[Anonymous No.17711542]

>>17711496
kek, this.
US is downplaying it so hard to save face.

[Anonymous No.17711545]

I'm looking at the values of various cruise and air lines as well as Anheiser-Busch (Corona beer) due to the virus panic. They're down upwards of 20% from their mean backing up 6 months. Would these be safe, long-term investments? My only investment experience is Neopets and Runescape.

[Anonymous No.17711550]

>>17711010
i mean im not even a trumpfag but i can tell you that whatever thats dude reasoning its wrong

if you look at the pic above you the only thing trump can be blamed for is taking obamas bubble inflation and giving it meth and steroids.

[Anonymous No.17711551]

>>17711530
Even bigger idiots are paying the insane premiums

[Anonymous No.17711552]

>>17711280
In 2008 it went to 7k because some niggers got credit to buy house in US

This is global.
There are no truck companies willing to transport to Italy (G7 country).
We are going to get 2008 numbers IF "it's just a flu"

I personally think we are going bellow four (4) digits

[Anonymous No.17711556]

So we all want a crash right?

[Anonymous No.17711557]

>>17711428
CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF!

[Anonymous No.17711558]

>>17711196
if you think anyone on this thread or board has the market power to move any of these stocks, unless penny stocks, more than marginally, you're cute.

[Anonymous No.17711562]

WHERE WILL IT END TODAY? PLACE YOUR BETS FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.17711561]

SPY BROKE THROUGH BOTTOM FROM MONDAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17711571]

>>17711527
IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN YET
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17711572]

Even 175B and another rate cut aren't enough.
At most we'll get one or two more green days than we should.

[Anonymous No.17711573]

GOOGGGGOGOGOGOGOGOGOG

CRRRRAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17711574]

>>17711514
This is cope
>>17711505
Right here lad, we live in interesting times indeed

[Anonymous No.17711576]

>>17711540
I've got nothing left to lose

[Anonymous No.17711578]

>>17711511
Pandemic was already priced in, nobody gives a shit about WHO. Fed is taking drastic action and pumping 200 billion into the market over night. This is the crab market. Take advantage of it.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17711580]

>>17711562
24,000

[Anonymous No.17711581]

>>17711540
WHAT DO YOU GET
WHEN YOU CROSS A MENTALLY ILL /biz/NESSMAN
WITH A MARKET
THAT ABANDONS HIM
AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH

[Anonymous No.17711582]

>>17711474
next pump is scheduled for st patricks day

[Anonymous No.17711584]

-6%

[Anonymous No.17711585]

>>17711545
If they don't go bust you'll make a lot of money. If.

[Anonymous No.17711586]

23600 BOTTOM REJECTED
ANOTHER -2000 EOD COMING

[Anonymous No.17711588]

-1488

[Anonymous No.17711590]

6 PERCENT BROKEN
>6 PERCENT BROKEN
6 PERCENT BROKEN
>6 PERCENT BROKEN
6 PERCENT BROKEN
>6 PERCENT BROKEN
6 PERCENT BROKEN
>6 PERCENT BROKEN
6 PERCENT BROKEN
>6 PERCENT BROKEN
6 PERCENT BROKEN
>6 PERCENT BROKEN
6 PERCENT BROKEN
>6 PERCENT BROKEN
6 PERCENT BROKEN
>6 PERCENT BROKEN

[Anonymous No.17711589]

FREE FAAALLLLINNNN

[Anonymous No.17711591]

>>17711494
>We'll hear of the first quarantined city this week.
I don't think there is no need to quarantine any city as of yet. The situation is not grave, and can still be controlled if people will discipline themselves in staying at home and do self-quarantine. People, like you anon, should avoid spreading fear and uncertainty to prevent panic and mass hysteria. It will not do good and will just make matters worse.

[Anonymous No.17711593]

>>17711504
The bogs sell when you buy and buy when you sell.

[Anonymous No.17711594]

HERE THEY COME!!!!!

DONT GET TRAMPLED BEAR BROS

[Anonymous No.17711595]

Post yfw 6%

[Anonymous No.17711596]

>MUH BEARS VS BULLS FUN GAME XDDDDD
this aint a game you absolute fucking retards this is just people that understand the damage that corona will do to earnings selling overpriced stocks. anyone that is a bull now is unironically fucking retarded or delusional

[Anonymous No.17711597]

DB 6 FUCKING CENTS AWAY

[Anonymous No.17711599]

>>17711578
Hahahahaha. What an idiot.

[Anonymous No.17711602]

1% TILL BREAKER!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17711603]

oh shit are we about to see another circuit breaker? Or is today going to be a massive sell off once circuit breakers are stopped at 3:25??

[Anonymous No.17711606]

What's the common consensus on how boomer's 401ks will look by end of business Friday?

[Anonymous No.17711608]

DO SOMETHING DRUMPF!!

[Anonymous No.17711609]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17711610]

>-6%
>-6%
>-6%
>-6%
>-6%

[Anonymous No.17711611]

You guys realize that the big boys on wall street can cause downward pressure on the market and just hold their hands out for free money right? I don't think Banks are having serious liquidity problems right now, at least not to the extent that the fed is opening the faucets in REPO. But I firmly believe theyre TELLING the Fed it be like that and getting that sweet sweet, free dosh.

[Anonymous No.17711612]

>>17711504
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

[Anonymous No.17711614]

-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%

[Anonymous No.17711615]

>>17711595

[Anonymous No.17711618]

Fighting the urge to long Gold before the next fed meeting

[Anonymous No.17711619]

>>17711542
I don't even know what they're saving face on honestly. Like, how could a virus from China of all places make Trump look bad to begin with?
Now that they've doubled down on Trump's retardation, they HAVE to go all-in on saving face.

[Anonymous No.17711624]

>>17711562

We hitting the breaker to end the day.

[Anonymous No.17711626]

-6.10%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE'RE GONNA HIT THE BREAKERS

[Anonymous No.17711628]

Listen to the anguish with me bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hySei9-4JA

[Anonymous No.17711629]

>FREEFALLING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17711630]

hold it for another 20 minutes! THEN CLIFF
BEARCHADS WE DUN IT
WE KILLED THE BULL

[Anonymous No.17711631]

No circuit breakers after 3:25ET.

[Anonymous No.17711632]

WHERE THE FUCK IS JEROME?

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17711634]

Imagine believing that a pandemic is good for the economy and stocks

[Anonymous No.17711639]

Everything has been priced into the market, it will never go up or down ever again.

[Anonymous No.17711641]

bottoms out, the circuit breakers are going to kick

[Anonymous No.17711642]

>EOD is a dump
Is this the 200IQ of people to dump when the market can't be closed?

[Anonymous No.17711643]

Deutsche 0.04 FROM ATL!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17711644]

THE THIN WET TISSUE OF SUPPORT AT 2734 BROKE ON THE S&P!

[Anonymous No.17711645]

fed gonna pump mercilessly now that we've broken 6% surely

[Anonymous No.17711648]

>>17711591
You're delusional and retarded. The only reason why we havnt closed the gates is because we havnt tested a large percentage of the population. Do some due diligence you knuckle dragger

[Anonymous No.17711650]

>>17711561
>erased 2 years of gains in a couple of weeks because of bat chink flu
Fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.17711651]

>>17711519
>>17711533
>>17711541
well...i hope feds pump tomorrow im already -15%

[Anonymous No.17711654]

>still just down 20% from top
meh why even care its going back in a few days

[Anonymous No.17711655]

Even AMD is finally giving in
Give me the cheapies!

[Anonymous No.17711656]

>>17711597
4 CENTS

[Anonymous No.17711658]

Can you guys explain to a retard what will happen when the market crashes?
No doomer memes please

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17711660]

Dow and bonds dumping together... holy fucking shit!!!!

[Anonymous No.17711662]

Reposting because I'm an idiot

Anyone think Amazon is gonna do great when this calms down?

>All the boomers will be used to buying online
>All the zoomers locked in their homes will be doing AWS hosted "startups" to make up for their lost barista job

[Anonymous No.17711663]

Come on -7%, let's do this!

[Anonymous No.17711664]

>DEUTSCHE BANK 0.03 away from 52-wk low

[Anonymous No.17711668]

>>17711590
YEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOWWW

[Anonymous No.17711671]

SUPPORT BROKEN SUPPORT BROKEN SUPPORT BROKEN SUPPORT BROKEN SUPPORT BROKEN SUPPORT BROKEN

[Anonymous No.17711672]

This is a once in a lifetime event. If you aren't starting your fortune this week suicide might be an option with less regret.

[Anonymous No.17711673]

>>17711504
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Control the British crown
>keep the metric system down
>keep Atlantis off the maps
>keep the martians under wraps
>hold back the electric car
>keep Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

[Anonymous No.17711674]

>>17711634
What a fucking retatd

[Anonymous No.17711676]

[Anonymous No.17711678]

'e bought ze dip?

[Anonymous No.17711679]

SHOW ME YOUR BEAR FACEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17711680]

6.40%. BREAKER HYYYYYPEEEE1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17711682]

IT'S NOT STOPPING

[Anonymous No.17711683]

-7% INCOMING

[Anonymous No.17711684]

>>17711658
You are gonna lose your job

[Anonymous No.17711686]

>wouldve made +100% ROI from my put options
>bank wouldn't let me
sad sad

[Anonymous No.17711687]

>bulls

[Anonymous No.17711688]

>>17711664
0.02
All time low.

[Anonymous No.17711689]

BEAR MODE
>BEAR MODE
BEAR MODE
>BEAR MODE
BEAR MODE
>BEAR MODE
BEAR MODE
>BEAR MODE
BEAR MODE
>BEAR MODE
BEAR MODE
>BEAR MODE
BEAR MODE

[Anonymous No.17711690]

>>17711427
you're literally on the AAAAAAA rollercoaster rn, you're not supposed to buy anything besides inverse ETFs retard

[Anonymous No.17711693]

Can someone please explain what rebalancing means? If I hold SQQQ/SPXU all the way to the bottom, am I going to get fucked by Jewish tricks?

[Anonymous No.17711697]

Buy the dip and then go tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling do~own.Will feel good, trust me.

[Anonymous No.17711700]

The wet toilet paper support broke! THE WET TOILET PAPER HAS BEEN SUNDERED.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17711703]

WHY IS EVERYONE BUYING THE FUCKING YEN

[Anonymous No.17711704]

WE'RE ALMOST THERE! JUST 0.8% MORE TO GO UNTIL CIRCUIT BREAKER! YOU CAN DO IT CORONA-CHAN, WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU!!

[Anonymous No.17711705]

[Anonymous No.17711708]

>>17711679

[Anonymous No.17711709]

>>17711619
Yeah I agree. They should of presented it for what it really is and provided a appropriate response in the first place.
But then again you have retarded party followers on twitter trying to put blame for this on either side, and it seems like low IQ Americans actually believe this stuff sometimes.

[Anonymous No.17711711]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17711712]

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO

[Anonymous No.17711713]

[Anonymous No.17711715]

>0.02 DEUTSCHE BANK ATL

[Anonymous No.17711716]

NO DONT WAIT TILL 3:25 TO DUMP

SOMEONE PULL THE FUCKING BREAKER

[Anonymous No.17711717]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BOTTOM GET YOUR CHEAPIES NOW BOYS

[Anonymous No.17711718]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17711723]

>>17711672
there will be more time to buy

[Anonymous No.17711725]

>>17711624
WHAT HAPPENS IF WE HIT 3:25PM BEFORE WE HIT THE CIRCUIT?

[Anonymous No.17711726]

>>17711705

[Anonymous No.17711728]

>19.99% drop before the bell

[Anonymous No.17711731]

it aint stopping bros

[Anonymous No.17711732]

>he didn't invest in VIX
lmao i'm gonna be rich, enjoy holding your bags poorfaggots

[Anonymous No.17711734]

>>17711717
>He thinks there's a bottom

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17711735]

stupid fucking thing, why don't you just fuck me up?

[Anonymous No.17711738]

>>17711634
for some who has no stock and wants to get in is the best of times. Its like a reset button was pressed.

Fuck you niggers suicide and die, best time for new investors to get in and everything is cheap and getting cheaper!

[Anonymous No.17711739]

NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.17711740]

>>17711662
AWS hasn't seen a dent. Even productivity isn't slowing down because everyone just works from home anyways.
Unironic drone delivery time

[Anonymous No.17711742]

>-6.60
>-6.60
>-6.60
>-6.60
>-6.60
>-6.60
ALL HANDS ON DECK HIT THE BRAKES INCOMING

[Anonymous No.17711741]

>6.57%

Gonna hit the breaker.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17711743]

i just have this odd feeling next week is the pump of a lifetime. options expire next week.

[Anonymous No.17711744]

CNBC boomers are completely out of touch. They're trying to calm people in a nearly 7% daily drop. Stupid fucking boomers.

[Anonymous No.17711745]

BREAK MY CIRCUIT ONEE-CHAN

[Anonymous No.17711746]

ITS A BEAR TRAP FOR OVERNIGHT REPOS YOU FOOLS
YOURE GOING TO GET BTFO
200 BILLION PUMP TOMORROW
YOU ONLY HAVE TO LISTEN

[Anonymous No.17711748]

>>17711596
no one is serious here

[Anonymous No.17711752]

>>17711611
That's some strong copium you're smoking sir

[Anonymous No.17711756]

>>17711703

If Japan isn't flubbing their numbers hardcore it seems like they're the only developed country that has a real handle on this.

[Anonymous No.17711757]

>Niggas think the Circuit Breaker is based off of DOW and not S&P

[Anonymous No.17711759]

>>17710961

6.5% down. Circuit breakers soon.

[Anonymous No.17711760]

-1700
>continue ze dump

[Anonymous No.17711762]

>>17711651
how long until expiration

[Anonymous No.17711764]

we're back

[Anonymous No.17711765]

jesus christ, is this what trading shitcoins feels like?

[Anonymous No.17711768]

>>17711725
then we hit the circuit at -20%

[Anonymous No.17711770]

>>17711715
What happens if this happens?

[Anonymous No.17711774]

>>17711664
IT WAS 1 CENT AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17711776]

>>17711725
15min timeout if it hits before 3:25. then free for all after 3:25 unless it drops 20%

[Anonymous No.17711777]

>>17711746
Don't even bother, we're swarmed with newfags since the sticky.

[Anonymous No.17711779]

Who's ready for 15 minutes of fury?

[Anonymous No.17711782]

WHERE IS THE STICKY

[Anonymous No.17711783]

>>17711746
pump this:

[Anonymous No.17711786]

>>17711628
This is chilly yet calming. Would make for a good atmospheric music mix. Somebody should get cryo chamber on it.

[Anonymous No.17711790]

spreads are widening, the system is beginning to crack. hold on to your butts

[Anonymous No.17711792]

>DEUTSCHE IS TIED FOR ATL RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.17711795]

>>17711764
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IT'S ONLY -6.4%
WE'RE SAVED!

[Anonymous No.17711797]

WHAT DOES THE BREAKER DO

[Anonymous No.17711799]

>>17711782
Last time I saw it was at your mom's house.

[Anonymous No.17711801]

>>17711762
3/13....i didnt shit the bed right?

[Anonymous No.17711804]

the american economy is a joke

[Anonymous No.17711806]

>>17711777
Nice number

[Anonymous No.17711807]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

[Anonymous No.17711809]

PANIC PUMP INCOMING

[Anonymous No.17711811]

>>17711295
i just graduated as an engineer and havent gotten any replies other than: "we arent very confident in the economic outlook of this year, im sorry"

[Anonymous No.17711813]

>>17711746
>T-TOMORROW IS THE PUMP FOR REAL

[Anonymous No.17711812]

is it even possible for tomorrow to be red? how fucking low can the bottom be?

[Anonymous No.17711815]

Oil will not stop crashing either.
This market is a neet's dream. Just short everything.

[Anonymous No.17711816]

>>17711765
No

[Anonymous No.17711820]

>>17711797
it activates the mechanism

[Anonymous No.17711821]

MEANWHILE ON THE NYSE


https://youtu.be/HoycCt0gkXA?t=420

[Anonymous No.17711823]

[Anonymous No.17711825]

gentlmen this whole thing is getting overblown, please calm yourselves

[Anonymous No.17711824]

>>17710961

Threadly Reminder

[Anonymous No.17711827]

>sp500 going to close above -6%
whats up incels i thought we were crashing?

[Anonymous No.17711828]

>>17711746
I'm just following the red day green day game

[Anonymous No.17711830]

I was here like a week and a half ago and 2/3s of the thread were swearing the market would spring right back up
Is the cope over?

[Anonymous No.17711831]

>>17711585
Those are major companies, though. Hard to believe they'll go bust over a short-term panic.

[Anonymous No.17711834]

>>17711770
IT'S OVER. THE ECONOMY IS COLLAPSING.

THE COMMIES WERE RIGHT!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17711836]

goin in on pfe bros, wish me luck

[Anonymous No.17711837]

>DEUTSCHE BANK HAS HIT ATL

[Anonymous No.17711842]

REMINDER THAT IF CIRCUIT BREAKERS CANT BE TRIPPED AFTER 3:25
I REPEAT
CIRCUIT BREAKERS CAN NOT BE TRIPPED AFTER 3:25
THIS COULD GET REAL BLOODY

[Anonymous No.17711846]

>>17711427
> He bought our garbage! We got out! Hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.17711850]

SELL ORDERS ARE PILING IN

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.17711851]

It feels like i'm stealing at these prices!!!

[Anonymous No.17711852]

WHAT the fuck is all the beeping, alarm sounds and horns going off at NYSE? Explain to a retard please.

[Anonymous No.17711855]

Up or down after 3:25?

[Anonymous No.17711856]

ARE WE SELLING PUTS BEFORE THE PUMP?!

[Anonymous No.17711857]

NOT TOO FAST YOU'LL TRIGGER THE CIRCUIT BREAKER

[Anonymous No.17711858]

>>17711837
deutsche bank was pulling back from the stock market in general. So your point is?

[Anonymous No.17711862]

>>17711837
What does this mean?
Brainlet reporting in

[Anonymous No.17711864]

Deutsche Bank NEW ATL!!!

[Anonymous No.17711867]

>>17711837
what does atl mean?

[Anonymous No.17711869]

>-6.66%
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17711870]

>>17711842
If it was to somehow hit 20% trading is halted period.

[Anonymous No.17711872]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17711875]

>7 of the 10 largest daily point drops in history have happened in the last month

[Anonymous No.17711877]

>>17711684
And who won't?

[Anonymous No.17711878]

>>17711837
>DEUTSCHE BANK HAS HIT ATL
OOOOOOHHHH YEEEEAAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17711880]

>>17711852
new corona cases

[Anonymous No.17711881]

>dow not even -7%
lmao

[Anonymous No.17711882]

OHNONONONONO

[Anonymous No.17711886]

>>17711837
Is capitalism over?

[Anonymous No.17711891]

>67 price movement alerts

[Anonymous No.17711895]

>someone coughs in the background of the Bloomberg stream
lol

[Anonymous No.17711897]

>>17711867
all time low.

>>17711858
brainlet

[Anonymous No.17711899]

Just 28 points until S&P 500 triggers the circuit breaker

[Anonymous No.17711900]

6.70% HERE COMES THE BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17711901]

Dear BearBros,

Do you honestly feel good about making money off this? The world is falling apart

[Anonymous No.17711903]

>>17711886
>DB
>EU
>capitalism
lel

[Anonymous No.17711909]

All these panic sellers who are capitulating to this little dip are those who started investing in 2018-2019. Those who started investing in 2017 and below have nothing to worry about. The earlier people invested in the stock market, the lesser money they have lost.

[Anonymous No.17711910]

NOT MY BREAKERINOS NOOOO. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOLDEN BULLERINO. WE HAD STRONG FUNDAMENORINOS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17711913]

>>17711901
Yes I do

[Anonymous No.17711914]

>>17711881

[Anonymous No.17711915]

>>17711831
Something like Delta? Ok, they won't go bust. But you're delusional if you think this isn't going to tank the earnings and reputations of cruise lines for at least a decade to come. And that's not even taking in account the boomer money that has evaporated over the last week, you know, the people who are supposed to throw money at the cruise lines.

[Anonymous No.17711917]

>>17711875
Not percentage though, right?

[Anonymous No.17711918]

are we really going to his a second circuit breaker in one week?
rad

[Anonymous No.17711919]

>>17711862
Douche bank is the biggest back in Germany and it's been in critical condition for fucking years and the whole fucking European Union is about to get raped in the ass in total nuclear meltdown of the financial system which will likely lead to a Nationalist coup and blood in the streets within our lifetime

[Anonymous No.17711920]

45 more minutes of this

[Anonymous No.17711921]

>>17711901
Yes
and fuck you we need a hard reset
fuck this clown world

[Anonymous No.17711923]

This is the fucking end of America as we know it.

[Anonymous No.17711926]

>THREAD THEME

>THREAD THEME


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKiCV6CG4Sc
HERE COMES THE BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17711929]

>>17711901
i am not a bearbro, i am a corona-chan worshipper/death cultist, chaos is the whole point of the exercise

[Anonymous No.17711930]

>>17711901
I think about this from time to time.
The thought that always comes to my head is, if I don't do it, someone else will.

[Anonymous No.17711931]

>>17711901
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17711932]

WE HIT -6.70
NO COMING BACK NOW BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.17711933]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Credit Spread Officer No.17711934]

one more dump and im scalping the pump

[Anonymous No.17711938]

>>17711909
this
you're not actually losing money unless you sell

[Anonymous No.17711940]

>>17711901
I'M HIGH ON DOPAMINE AND ADRENALINE
T. BEAR

[Anonymous No.17711942]

Do I panic now?

[Anonymous No.17711948]

Imagine being the person buying right now, thinking that somehow, you're timing the bottom right

[Anonymous No.17711950]

>>17711901
It's falling apart whether we short it or not

[Anonymous No.17711951]

pump it

[Anonymous No.17711952]

>CNBC panicking
They really don't want to call it a crash, or acknowledge we bears now, or that recession is here. Full shellshock.

[Anonymous No.17711954]

>>17711900
S&P triggers it. Not even at -6%.

[Anonymous No.17711955]

>>17711901
I lost 2k€ in a single day on monday, I'm just making my money back. The thing is I already made my money back today, so now everything is just bonus. Might buy a switch with my gains.
>Do you honestly feel good about making money off this?
>feeling bad
>while trading in the stock market
first day huh?

[Anonymous No.17711957]

>>17711901
You bull bros have kicked us down for far too long
Now it is our turn

[Anonymous No.17711958]

>>17711909
>Those who started investing in 2017 and below have nothing to worry about. The earlier people invested in the stock market, the lesser money they have lost.

Kek, yeah that's how it works.................

[Anonymous No.17711960]

>>17711901
yes i do
lifelong resentment helps

[Anonymous No.17711963]

IF CIRCUIT BREAKS IM GONNA COOOOOOOMMMM LIKE NEVER BEFORE

[Anonymous No.17711964]

>>17711942
nah dow has support at 23k

[Anonymous No.17711967]

Anyone else worried we make it past 3:25 before the circuit breaker?

[Anonymous No.17711969]

Deutsche is completely fucked. They should have been killed in 2008 anyway.

[Anonymous No.17711973]

>>17711919
>DB going down means the destruction of the EU
It cant possibly be that bad

[Anonymous No.17711974]

>>17711942
its time to buy

[Anonymous No.17711975]

>>17711917
no, not percentage

[Anonymous No.17711976]

>>17711811
work for a contract house like belcan (where i worked, lexington office, airframe design). p comfy and you can hop from customer to customer and learn aaaall kinds shit and get to travel and get sweet per diem. The "brand-name" companies (sikorsky, boeing, gulfstream, etc) will fire and downsize their workforce in bad years, but with a contract house you just move to a different customer. nice job security.

[Anonymous No.17711977]

>>17711901
Rich people has always become richer during recessions. Why can't we? Money is amoral.

[Anonymous No.17711978]

>>17711948
BUY THE DIIIIIIP

[Anonymous No.17711984]

>>17711948
It's amazing how many idiots there are. Yesterday shows you how many idiots are actually in this game.

[Anonymous No.17711986]

-1666
-6.66%

Its happening

[Anonymous No.17711991]

>THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKiCV6CG4Sc

[Anonymous No.17711992]

>>17711909
>capitulating to this little dip
>market is down 18% YTD with no end in sight, corona chan isn't even warmed up in the USA yet
good luck tardo

[Anonymous No.17711994]

>>17711964
I thought the dow had support at 26k?

[Anonymous No.17711996]

>>17711964
I want to find all faggot who pull a number out of their ass and call it support or resistance and buttfuck them with broken glasses for a hundred years

[Anonymous No.17711998]

if everyone wasn't a retard and just bought the dip fucking retards

[Anonymous No.17712001]

>>17711504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

[Anonymous No.17712002]

>>17711875
Who the fuck cares about gross losses over percentage losses lmao

[Anonymous No.17712003]

>>17711994
It did

[Anonymous No.17712010]

>>17711909
lol you could have sold for profits though, the people who got in late had bad luck

[Anonymous No.17712011]

MAKE A NEW THREAD WITH THE HOLY SHIT AND THE JESUS CHRIST MODS AND THE BREAKING AND THE FALLING AND THE SPLOOOGINATION

[Anonymous No.17712014]

>>17711295
This is me, just starting looking for a job.

I think I'm going to be a NEET for a good while. What should I even do if I'm just trying to start my career?

[Anonymous No.17712017]

>>17711973
Probably not but it's fun to think about
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/deutsche-bank-death-watch-has-taken-very-interesting-turn

[Anonymous No.17712018]

STOP PUMPING FUCK YOU POWELL

[Anonymous No.17712021]

Oil is taking a shit!

[Anonymous No.17712022]

Which inverse ETF looks the best? Eyeing JDST right now

[Anonymous No.17712023]

>>17711909
>What are opportunity costs?
>What is inflation?

[Anonymous No.17712025]

What’s everyone buying?

[Credit Spread Officer No.17712024]

NEW BREAD
>>17712013
>>17712013
>>17712013
NEW BREAD

[Anonymous No.17712027]

>>17711994
Supports are not inviolate, and new supports are found below old ones once broken.

[Anonymous No.17712028]

We're gonna hit -7% past 3:25 and its just going to keep falling

[Anonymous No.17712029]

BUY THE DIP BRO!!!

[Anonymous No.17712036]

Whose all in on TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.17712035]

we're surging hard

[Anonymous No.17712038]

I can sell everything right now and still be up 37% for the year. Wat do?

[Anonymous No.17712043]

>>17711973
*that good

[Anonymous No.17712046]

>>17711994
It broke.

[Anonymous No.17712048]

>>17711973
it's actually that bad
read about their derivative exposure

[Anonymous No.17712054]

>>17712002
>losing 20% of 1 dollar is worse than losing 5% of 100 dollars

[Anonymous No.17712058]

>>17711801
... you DCA'd on options that expire within one week...
I don't want to sound like an asshole but I really, really hope you're trolling.

In case you're not, options are extremely, EXTREMELY sensitive to time. It's called "theta decay". Options lose value EXPONENTIALLY The closer an option is to its expiration date. They are the exact opposite thing of what you want to DCA with

[Anonymous No.17712060]

WHAT DO WE BUY FOR TOMMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17712066]

>>17712022
SQQQ, SPXS, YANG, SOXS, SDOW

My favorites are SQQQ and SOXS

[Anonymous No.17712070]

Five minutes until the red dildo rips open your asshole

[Anonymous No.17712078]

i stopped gambling with index funds, their being manipulated

find individual stocks and companies that are going to come out unharmed in the next 12-24 months. My portfolio is fairly stable during this chaos because I picked solid companies.

[Anonymous No.17712081]

>tfw been bagholding 8/21 qqq calls all week
>just waiting for the last trump delusion to collect
>down 30% of my original 1k
>1 more yang coming in next week

>>17711886
no, it's only beginning

>>17711295
>tfw literally just started my job 2 months ago
the millenial generation starts and ends with a recession, fitting

[Anonymous No.17712089]

>>17711958
Technically you’re correct but it’s very likely those people have increased their spending with the understanding that they have lots of money. Not anymore lol

[Anonymous No.17712094]

>>17712038
sell or hope for a bounce tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17712095]

>>17712054
If all you have is $1 thats a bigger deal

[Credit Spread Officer No.17712103]

>>17712060
WHAT'S LEFT ON THE SHELVES AT THE GROCERY STORE!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17712107]

Hello /biz/, I don't do investments, but my dad does some in his free time and this stuff is making me nervous. My dad has shares in stuff like gold companies and banks, should he sell them or keep them?

[Anonymous No.17712129]

>>17712060
A tank of gas, 3 weeks worth of food, and a thousand rounds of ammo.

[Anonymous No.17712133]

>>17712107
tell your dad to sell everything, this hasn't even peaked yet

[Anonymous No.17712140]

>>17712002
Retard

[Anonymous No.17712143]

>>17712081

[Anonymous No.17712144]

>>17712107
if you haven't invested in toilet paper by now, no one can help you

[Anonymous No.17712146]

DIA $235 (((CALLS))) 3/27 exp, what do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.17712151]

>>17712060
get your limit of 2 bags of rice, they started rationing last week

[Anonymous No.17712176]

>>17710961

Just bought one share of Norwegian Cruise lines with my last $16 in cash.

[Anonymous No.17712180]

>>17711976
wow they have an office right next to my house. ill check it out thanks anon

[Anonymous No.17712184]

>>17712103
KEK

[Anonymous No.17712199]

>>17712143
it's in tech so either i get fired before trump leaves office or the recession just fucks over everyone but me

[Anonymous No.17712207]

>>17712070
what happens in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.17712244]

>>17712176
there's a leaked email where they told sales staff to lie about the virus lel

[Anonymous No.17712275]

UNLOCK THE FUCKING BREAKERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17712285]

>>17712070

[Anonymous No.17712292]

>>17712244
it's pretty fucked. everyone's lying about the virus to save face. it's all gonna blow over when the weather gets warm and quarterly earnings are gonna be surprisingly high and we're fine...right?
t. call bagholder

[Anonymous No.17712293]

AAAAAAAAAAAH I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17712333]

Imagine being retarded enough to catch a falling knife

[Anonymous No.17712350]

>>17712333
just gotta hold it long enough to pass it on to the next retard :)

[Anonymous No.17712395]

>>17712333
Boomers have such blind faith in their fed masters it's mental illness

[Anonymous No.17712400]

>>17711973
it absolutely is

[Anonymous No.17712425]

>>17712275
no breakers today
cut off is 3:25

[Anonymous No.17712484]

Yo WTF IS HAPPENING
Turkey about to go to war with syria
washington to ban large crowds

[Anonymous No.17712504]

>>17711915
Right.

[Anonymous No.17712590]

We love your CoronaChan. Burn it all to the ground.

[Anonymous No.17712800]

>>17711083
Yeah it would probably be best to just try and soften the blow and when corona is on its way out hit everything with stimulus to revitalize the economy.

[Anonymous No.17712830]

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeMlQEWEg2Q

[Anonymous No.17712856]

>>17712590
I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

[Anonymous No.17712988]

>>17712800
A stimulus with what money? The country's bankrupt, you're just going to cause Weimar hyperinflation. It's fucking over.

[Anonymous No.17713066]

>>17711650
You could've bought a put and became rich if you payed any attention

[Anonymous No.17713191]

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