/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17708170
CRASH

PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT ALL MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT ALL MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT ALL MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT ALL MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT ALL MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT ALL MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT ALL MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT ALL MARKETS

PANDEMIC DECLARED

>>17708183
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

PRESS S TO SPIT ON SNSS ANON

SNSS Anon:

- ignores people who ask you SNSS questions
- endorses weedfag
- derail threads arguing with trolls
- tends to be a dick when SNSS is doing well
- is a convicted felon
- allow homeless anons to die in a corona world

The last one is what broke the camel's back for me. Someone reached out in his time of need and SNSS Anon laughed at him.

S

Tedros is a democrat plant

>>17708188
>>17708183
Source??? Fake and gay

PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATION

Ahahahahahaha! CNBC telling boomers to buy right now! Again! During the middle of a pandemic in which stocks are only going to keep going lower! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is there a stream of the trading floor?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO _______ WE GOT TOO COCKY

Can anyone explain the consequences of a pandemic being declared?

>>17708170
>the bottom has been hit
Feeling BULLISH

PANDEMIC CONFIRMED BY WHO

SELL EVERYTHING WHILE YOU CAN

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

>>17708195
WHO

Officially a pandemic!

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

Take your money out of the bank NOW NOW NOW!

>>17708196
Dumped it all and loaded up on UVXY two days ago, feels goodman

Anyone ready for circuit breaks? Sell puts before the breaker hits since it always rallies right after.

>tfw bought a bunch of blue chip stocks near 5 year lows and there’s still no end in sight

A-at least I have the dividends bros

DOWN WERE GOING DOWN.

HOLDING STRONG WITH 150 SQQQ!

LETS BRING HER DOWN BOYS

The orange retard is making this shit so much worse. Why can't he just repeat what the experts are saying instead of making these retarded comments in a time like this?

>>17708183
FAKE NEWS, SAD!

>>17708183
HOLLY FUCK THEY DIDN'T WAIT UNTIL MARKET CLOSES!!!

>>17708198
bulls must lose for bears to gain

>>17708203
Bears about to be blown the fuck out. BOOMERS ARE BUYING AGAIN!!!

>>17708211
Literally WHO

TRIGGER THE -15% CIRCUIT BREAKER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

Nobody is going to buy into the weekend
Nobody is going to buy into the pandemic
Nobody is going to buy into the containment


Its going to drop, keep dropping, then drop some more. Look at how bad figure heads are reacting to this, we're just getting started.

Jesus
What happened to SNSS? Never bought or anything but it flashed up as -50%

I want a refund on BA right now.

Lol. Trump looks stressed as can be and is telling people to calm down. Hahahaha.

PREEMPTIVE CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING

>>17708195
Supposedly, WHO announced it on their live stream that is ongoing. I haven't found confirmation yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAshseXWVRE&feature=emb_title

I saw Tedros Adnahom at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of Purell in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Purells and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>17708198
>Now is a good time to buy
>LITERALLY WHO DECLARES CORNACHAN A PANDEMIC
another reason never to listen to boomers

The next phase, which we are probably already in, is the virus mutating into a more contagious but less deadly strain
That's the bullish signal to watch for

Buy nvda
Nvda 400 by eoy


Nvda nvda nvda

I see it like gravity to you
Thought vectors tell me

Nvda 400

Feels good to be a bear.

>>17708198
wtf is wrong with them honestly?
I was listening to yahoo live stream as well and they are pushing the same shit

wtf I love indian WHO guy now

>>17708195
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/10/dow-futures-point-to-a-loss-of-more-than-400-points-after-tuesdays-surge.html

>>17708195

https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/11/21156325/coronavirus-pandemic-who-declares-covid-19-outbreak-global-h1n1

> Honey look, those idiot millennials are buying the dip. They're actually going to take the bag!
> That's so wonderful Gerald, maybe we can take that trip to Venice after all.
> Oh, I'm thinking we might. Andddd ::click:: Sold! We're out of the market!

Alright Bobros time to twist the knife. I don't want to see these bulls in our neighborhood again any time soon.

>>17708170
>WHO says it's a pandemic
goodbye stocks

Bullbros
Pile the fuck into goog and nvda if u wanna make it

>>17708195
MSNBC just announced that WHO announced it

>>17708243
You are about to get a big fat discount

>>17708221
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH, EAT AN INFECTED DICK

>>17708270
I hope those boomers take a ride on a cruise ship, reeeeeeeeee.

Nvda gtc on march 24

Get in asap

We rocket ship

400 ez

>>17708195
just google pandemic in google news and sort by date.
You have more than a 100 sources to pick from.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17708270
based and redpilled

>>17708198
What's weird is they're like "now is a great time to buy but I've been selling and you should buy in over a week"

>>17708247
link?

>>17708276
hello SQQQ

literally if you didn't know this was coming you were purely delusional

next is lockdowns in America, big ones, NYC scale

and then I sell my SQQQ

>>17708193
Can I have the lore on the homeless anon

NOOOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO C-*COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

>>17708195
>>17708252
Go back -16:00 as of the time of this posting. Tedros calls it a pandemic in his opening remarks.

OH NO NO NO AMDBROS WHAT DO WE DO

The virus thing is almost over

Dont buy the hype

Its disappearing rn

Low iq ppl afraid

>>17708270
don't worry we'll spend all your money for you when corona-chan puts all you boomies in the dirt where you belong

>>17708255
That's assuming coronavirus is the cause of the bubble, which it is not. But then again the market no longer actually prices things so yeah maybe

i should have sold 3 weeks ago

do i just sell now?

recovering market

BOEING BOTTOM AT 200
ITS NOT BUDGING

>>17708305
It was one guy making a joke about asking to crash at my place until SNSS moons. This guy you're replying to is just making up nonsense.

Why the fuck is TSLA still above $600?

QUICK BUY COVD2!

WHO NIGGER SAID THE P WORD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVIbWGH04Zs

DOW GOING TO 15,000

>>17708319

No

Its almost over


T. Ancient master

Just the sniffles bro

>>17708298

Someones gotta buy their bags. It sure isn't going to be professionals.

>>17708270
Boomers still have living brokers and their investments are real estate and 401ks. Most cant just robinhood to sell their shit.
Your pic should be of the 1%ers who the fed is deliberately buying time to allow them to exit the market before they lose more

SELL NOW
BUY WHEN THE MARKET BOTTOMS
WEEKS OF TURMOIL TO CONTINUE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

$26 SQQQ by EOD

>got hit with pattern day trader so I can't buy the dip
where will we be in 3 months

Sorry, bears weren’t out for lunch.

Bears were talking to the WHO.

>Pandemic

75-150million people will get it in the United States

>>17708319
FUCK IT! Buy a gun and a ski mask! You're going to have to kill your neighbors and gank their shit just to survive.

>>17708328
When moon?

My 2000 shares are heavy

DEATH IS UPON US

does anyone know why spce has been dropping. i need it to get back to 40 by friday so i can get my money back, i have bills due.

If ur reasoning is high enough ur a bull rn

ez money bois

>>17708260
He's a Ethiopian nigger

>>17708295
I can never tell if these covers are real or not

>>17708270
Absolutely based.

>>17708252
Yo, somebody is coughing in that room

-1162,70 -4,65%

>>17708354
>3 months
recovering from coronavirus, lockdowns being wound down, stocks slowly recovering, buy TQQQ

>>17708241
this but unironically

>>17708340
Bear trap

SELL EVERYTHING
INVEST IN NONPERISHABLE FOOD AND SMALL ARMS
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING

italian quarantine looks like its working
in the meantime enjoy literally everything in western europe and US being cancelled and another 25% drop in indices over the next couple months

>>17708183
> EXIT ALL MARKETS
> Not SHORT ALL MARKETS
Lolno.

>tfw SQQQ calls
Feels good to be based

>>17708372
It's real anon.
https://www.newsweek.com/2020/03/13/ok-millennial-boomers-are-greatest-generation-history-1490819.html

NEXT STOP: S&P 2730
>NEXT STOP: S&P 2730
NEXT STOP: S&P 2730
>NEXT STOP: S&P 2730

>>17708312
how much money did you lose LMAO

>>17708351
yeah, but what do you buy

>>17708379
They cant say the truth for game theory reasons

Its highly seasonal but they dont want inaction or complacency

>>17708363
because SPCE is dumb and purely inferior to their main competitors (SpaceX, BlueOrigin)

Starship is to Spaceship what a nuclear supercarrier is to a tallship

PANDEMIC DECLARED, BUY THE DDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP

>>17708359
Agreed, I didn't sell at 1-1.10 because I had faith.
Am I the homeless anon now

just crash a LITTLE HARDER so i can sell my puts please

then you can recover you stupid market

>>17708380
This is unironically what I've been telling people to do. Also to put aside savings to keep you going for at least 3 months without income.

>>17708198
Lol the worst part is it isn't even the beginning, the absolutely start.

>>17708365
Summer is still a while away

Anyone watching CNBC? There's boomers yelling and screaming in the background

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

PUNISH TRUMP!

>>17708403
Hey it's me Buffet, hand over your stuff. It's over.

Get ready to hear about the US cities that are going to be quarantined

>>17708390
Im trying to save other ppl

Bull will win

Rzero already half what it was a month ago

>>17708416
Yes there is some real panic going on in the background.

WHO has declared a pandemic.

DOW JONES at -4.9%. 100 points from a bear market. The technicals look horrible here.

>>17708253
based

Guys...

Be safe out there

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1237779140620759043?s=21

>>17708298
They are dumping their bags on the viewers

>>17708363
all the redditors who bought DUDE SPACE because they thought it was DUDE THE NEXT TESLA are getting whats left of their money out in order to buy DUDE TOILET PAPER. its never going back to 40. its literally a fake company.

The next 1000 point up you see will be your buy in signal, and will not come for 2 months, bar minimum. The presidents payroll tax cuts are now priced in, pandemic declared, WH doctor expects between 75-150 million to catch the virus.

>>17708423
any anons already quarantined? I am in NYC and wanna kno what it's like cause obviously we're getting quarantined first

>>17708416
Livestream? Send link

NEW LOW

BURN IT DOWN

Give it a few hours as the pandemic news spreads.

>>17708307
I think I'm gonna coooooof

>>17708443
this please

SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART
I FEEL THE BEST THING I CAN DO
IS END IT ALL, AND LEAVE FOREVER

>WHO declares Corona-Chan is a pandemic

Is the market going to freak out?

>>17708441
The doctor has no idea

-1200
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GOOOOOO

the absolute state of US republicans

anyone else wanting to catch a kn- I mean buy the dip?

>>17708441
What hasn't been priced in is the fact that we are almost guaranteed a recession.

Entire countries & cities will be in lockdown soon.

>>17708203
NOOOOOOOOOOOO HUMANS WE GOT TOO COCKY

buy buy buy

PANDEMIC DECLARED

SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

>>17708395
Why wouldn't they they want to calm people down?

>>17708432
this is FUCKING BULLSHIT. I bought in yesterday because you STUPID FUCKS convinced me this was over. IT SHOULD BE OVER. IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING SNIFFLES HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A FUCKING PANDEMIC FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Relax, there still one solution

>>17708440
SpaceX is literally a paradigm changing, mind blowing, Boeing killing juggernaut.

But it's a private company.

So they went for Branson's cheap space tourism meme without understanding the industry (rockets). Unironically you shouldn't fuck with space stocks if you haven't played KSP with realism overhaul.

Bobos are retarded. Look at these prices, I'm practically getting bags for free!

Reminder bulls will win this round

Bearr

>>17708432
>It’s real

For me, it's CoronaCoin
https://www.saturn.network/exchange/ETH/order-book/ncov

>>17708468
Let's nuke China, imagine how great my shorts would do then

>>17708455
killing yourself over money
perhaps the most stupid reason to kill yourself

>>17708295
Fuck boomers. I really mean this. You fucked us in the ass so fucking hard. I will buy your property for $1 and a can of beans and you will say "thank you, sir".

>spy $276 buybacks think they can stop this drop
I'm just stopping at 500% gains today. Tomorrow is going to be another dead cat bounce if you want to get into Friday's madness.

>>17708477
No losses til you sell. In the meantime, buy puts.

>>17708319
Only if you plan to buy a higher quality stock (read: a better company) when 5he market dips even deeper over the next two days or end of the day

>>17708431
LINK

>>17708468
tell me one fucking thing he said that's wrong you faggot dicklet chink

If you pay attention you'll know what stonks to buy based on the number of capslocked posts in this thread.

SQQQ PRINTING LIKE A TEXAN WEARING SKINNY JEANS

>>17708477
seethe bulltard

>>17708475
They dont want poor countries to not try at all

Aka all countries in hot and humid climates

https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
CNBC Stream for those who wanted it, can't hear any boomers yelling right now but the panic does seem real

>>17708359
400mg data will make or break it I think. I'm in for the buyout though. It is gonna climb back up from this dip however, you can take that to the bank.

>>17708468
You're right anon. China is blameless.

Circuit breakers when?

>>17708468
Does this mean I should buy Lockheed shares?

>>17708203
/smg/ is high energy

>>17708416
None of the streams I checked have anything like that. Sauce me up senpai.

>>17708432
>Bear market with 2 circuit breaks in a week
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17708477
WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN WHEN CHINA HASNT EVEN REOPENED THERE FACTORIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

om nom nom

>>17708384
>SPY220
What a baller

Time to gamble on on TQQQ again!

>>17708503
Kek

>>17708512
Personally I blame Arabs for oil dumping

Still holding. I've said it before, kinda glad this isn't my life savings and just change I've been throwing into this account. Right now, I'm literally just in hold mode until it all blows up. Which I may end up losing a LOT before it's all said and done. I know I'm going not throwing another dime until some kinda bottom has formed. If one of my random gambles ends up paying off, then great: I'll just store that money aside for prime purchasing time on some shit like O, MRK, IRM, etc.

>>17708477
The number of people infected doubles every 4 days absent a quarantine, and it kills off boomers that hold all the wealth. Therefore, the biggest spenders in the economy as staying home, and unless we quarantine entire cities/countries we will not see active cases drop like China has.

>>17708443
>>17708452
Literally google "CNBC stream" and scroll down like 3 results to the free one

>>17708477
>yesterday
>not 2 days ago
anon come the fuck on you have to pick a side in time or you gonna get pigg'd

>>17708468
>RT!
lmao

>>17708519
They DID reopen their factories you fucking dumbass. China is 90% back up and running, there is no FUCKING reason we should be going down right now.

>>17708496
China bailed your ass out you uppity troglodyte in 2008 and you have the nerve to speak? lmao sit down bitch

>>17708477
I and many others tried to warn you multiple times weeks ago -- months ago -- and we were ridiculed. You chose this.

>>17708435
ok, if the fatality rate is around 2-3%...

at 70,000,000 that's 1.4 million fatalities at 2% fatality rate.

at 150,000,000 that's 3,000,000 fatalities.
4,500,000 at 3%.

This won't be a recession, that will be a depression rivaling 1929. Probably worse then that. The financial systems will collapse.

WHY IS DEUTSCHE BANK UP 1.5%???

DROP DEAD ALREADY FUCKING SHIT

>>17707981
how accurate is wave shit intraday?

>>17708477
You're fucking retarded for allowing yourself to be so easily influenced, not to mention unable to gauge the situation yourself and still trying to trade. You did this entirely to yourself.

SSSSEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Goldman says it will fall 15% and end the bull market and crash
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/goldman-says-coronavirus-will-end-bull-market-for-stocks-sees-sp-500-falling-another-15-2020-03-11?mod=mw_latestnews

How far are we shorting oil? NO NEWS SO THE PRICE WAR IS ON.
IT'S ALL HAPPENING.

>>17708529
Nice, I have lots of cash on the sidelines so I'm not worried. All my money is invested in real assets (real estate & machinery), so I'm not at all worried.

>>17708477
Just DCA it in anon

>>17708547
BULLSHIT, THERE'S STILL MINIMAL NO2. THOSE FACTORIES ARE PRODUCING SHIT.

Goddamn it I keep missing the dip. Right before the pandemic declaration too.
Should I wait for another?

>>17708547
Because now Europe will be hit. And the US.

>>17708468

He's right, this is 100% the fault of Chinamen and their irrational addiction to bat soup.

I AM FALLING

I AM FADING

I HAVE LOST IT ALL

Reminder they have been planning this here is their larp from " The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security in partnership with the World Economic Forum and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation on October 18, 2019, in New York, NY."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174&feature=youtu.be
This is just another squeeze to shake out average peoples pockets

ONE MILLION AMERICANS WILL DIE
AND THEIR BLOOD IS ON TRUMP'S HANDS

>>17708477
>listening to meme threads on biz

please tell me you didn't follow advice from this thread.
>>17666773

>>17708547
China projects artificial strength, as they fucking always have. If you believe anything released by the chinese government your fucking retarded

>>17708547
Then where is the supplies? Why are all the workers I know who were working in unloading and moving Chinese goods now out of work and not receiving information from their former employer of getting back to work?

>>17708496
Don't get upset the orange will save you :-)

>disney dip
oh fuck time to make some money

>>17708555
Checked.
(((somebody))) has been propping up that dead corpse for months now.

Panic on CNBC what the fuck is happening

>Declared pandemic
>market drops 1% and already starts recovering
I guess the bulls are back

>>17708587
NOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP GOOD CHINA BAD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PROTECT OUR GOD EMPEROR

WHAT ABOUT THE WORLD BANK PANDEMIC BONDS!!!!!!?????

>>17708568
WE'RE IN BEAR COUNTRY NOW

>>17708585
post some lines
post it most it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onz5EpCRPoI

>>17708214
It'll probably just rally into close, we'll only be down 400

SQQQ nearly burned me last week, part of me wanted some at the bell yesterday but I'm not touching that shit
being a bear is nerve-wracking, I don't know how some of you guys do it full-time

TURNS OUT PANDEMIC WAS NOT PRICED IN

>>17708519
China is almost totally back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTpShHdaW0Y

>>17708477
lmao he bought the bubble

>>17708597
too early.
Wait until they close the parks.

>>17708587
na.. trump didn't start the virus.. if anything.. him shutting down boarders early on helped...

>>17708568
They're right, whenever we break out of a bull market, the average crash following is 35%+. The softest landing when the market dropped over 20% was a 27% drop.

Now we have narrowly avoided bear market, and usually that leads to a big rally. Like right now, we are down just over 19% similar to Late 2018. That led to a massive bull market, but I don't see things getting magically better here.

In 2018, the Fed and Trump acted quickly with a partial trade deal & rate cuts. We don't see those types of actions working here.

>>17708603

The jig is up. They realize they won't be able to sell their bags to their gullible viewers any more.

>>17708468

It is China’s fault retard. It was a mistake to ever admit them into the global economic system as anything but the backwater authoritarian plague factory that they are.

>>17708617
I know this feel, still bought some SQQQ yesterday.
Watch, they'll do a EOD pump and it will get fucked again.

>>17708547
Cope

>>17708618
So pandemic is 1% down.total?

Kek no one cares about emotional moves

>>17708599
checked back.

(((They))) won't be able to do it for much longer i belive.

>>17708550
low IQ dog eating mongoloid nigger, chinkoid insectoid subhumanoid scum need us more than we need you, you stupid nigger. dirty ass chinks, go eat some rats you ugly midget.

>>17708547

did the fucking guy at WHO conference say that not only is it the first pandemic but the first one they will be able to contain?? lol wut??

>>17708630
>him shutting down boarders early on helped...
he never shut the borders and the borders still aren't closed

>>17708547
this is false information

>>17708213
>UVXY
you can lose half the money in 2 hours if there is a rebound (a vaccine announced, China tariffs removed etc.)

>>17708630
>unironically believing that closing borders matters when air travel had been open for fucking ever and is the source of the outbreak
Can't wait for daddy Trump to do nothing in today's address and completely kill the market tomorrow instead of a rebound.
Also, new day low.

>>17708547
watch these livestreams from Wuhan during their work day hours and tell me that they are back to work.

I was watching this yesterday during normal daylight business hours in China and there was almost no traffic, just some scooters and almost no pedestrians anywhere.

They are not back to work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8

Why do people check their brains at the door when it comes to DIS?

whats like SPY but not SPY. not trynna pdt

imagine thinking a sudden decrease in millions of low quality individuals is bad. god is just pricing minorities out of existence. bullish af

>>17708617
Same
I could earn money with puts but its just keeping me awake at night, so I am happy with cash

>>17708547

We have a 4 month delivery wait on some laptops from HP at my office. That must be because their factories are up and running right?

Add to that, what is happening in Italy will happen everywhere; people ain't going to leave their homes. They will stop buying shit, stop working, etc.

>>17708646
No one cares until they do. I know tons of retail investors in real life that are selling right now.

>>17708477
Caronachan was just the trigger, people have deep down know the market was bogus for years, they were just waiting for a reason to get off before the bubble exploded

Corona is just a particularly bad trigger because its going to spiral us into an underconsumption trap too

>>17708647
>(((They))) won't be able to do it for much longer i belive.
Why do you time that when they have been able to do it for so long?

>>17708664

>>17708655
i didn't watch but maybe he meant first pandemic in the age of modern medicine so it's the first one we'll likely be able to contain without a million + casualties or something

>>17708183
everyone already knew that

>>17708650
you couldn't look more insecure if you tried to you smoothbrain son of a whore
have fun watching your corporations gobble Xi's dick to get access to the chinese market while they're bailed out by YOUR money

>>17708547
Denial
Anger
>You are here
Depression
Bargaining
Acceptance

>>17708663
dude.. closing borders is also restricting flights.. you think i'm only talking about mexico border?? trump banned travel to and from many countries.. stop being retarded.. please.. just please stop being retarded

>>17708685
Lol

Bcuz they have enough money to matter
No one cares about emotional trades

Just what will happen over the next five weeks and modeling it

>>17708666
It isn't an easy play. Their parks still account for more than 40% of their revenue. But they also own everything. In my opinion, there's nothing to long right now.

fucking boring
>spy drops to 275
>gets propped up for a bit
>repeat

>>17708705
Remind me what borders are closed again then?

>>17708691
lmao its a great time to be a chink btc miner

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>>17708691
Oh wow.
CO2/pollution map watchers BTFO.

>-5% during lunch time stagnation

>>17708717
275 is a strong support because it determines a bear market. Once we drop below, indiscriminate selling will start from retail investors.

>>17708723
they never went out of business anyway

Where are the feds bruhs?

Invested in a shotgun and foodstuffs.

>>17708721
Iran for one

man that pussy bounce yesterday

>>17708312
>>17708390
Thinking the same and up 200%.

You must buy the rumor and sell the news (vice versa for bear). The WHO declaring pandemic is the news. Goldman Sachs saying we enter a bear market is the news. The time to short was when Wuhan was quarantined around Chinese New Year. Now is the time to start taking profits and exit position.

>>17708735
They gave up

>>17708617
>>17708679
Buy non-leveraged inverse ETFs

guy just called africa afro lol

>>17708691
Lmao irl ditch digging

>>17708735
the pumps clogged up

>>17708735
They got one more shot of 50 basis points before negative interest rates.
If the US goes negative interest rates it's global collapse.

>121231 infected
>4378 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

>>17708767
>If the US goes negative interest rates it's global collapse.
Why? What will happen? I know what a negative rate is, but not their effects on the economy.

>>17708477
Just hodl
Unless you bought normie stocks, then you need some help and should’ve actually looked into what you are putting your money into

Boeing below 200

Explain something to me like I'm retarded

Yesterday, a certain stock was worth $17,70. I thought it'd fall to around $16,20, so I bought 600 put options at 0,75 each.
Today, the stock has plummeted. In the morning, while it was worth around $16,50, the options were worth $1,10. Now, the stock is worth $16,10 and the options are $1.
Why is it that the options' price fell? When buying them, should I aim for the lowest reasonable price possible? Why?

circuit breaker incoming

BOEING DROPPED THROUGH 200
MASSIVE SELL WALLS OBLITERATED.

>>17708735
Money printer broken, please try again later

>>17708735
quarantine

>>17708769
>70% of the american population will be infected
>3% death rate
That's over 1 million people dead.

>>17708731
>275 is a strong support because it determines a bear market.
According to who?

>>17708769
Might wanna change that pasta a bit

-5% dow

>>17708635
They welded doors shut and stopped it.

It's the US that is still running sports stadiums and concerts like fucking retards. They have 320 million people, a fuck ton of hot spots, and are drastically lagging South Korea in tests despite being far larger.

People from that Biogen conference that was like a WuFlu buffet are still walking and flying around.

Is this when the dreaded pandemic bonds begin that most anons have been warning about?

-5%

>>17708781
u mean buy wall?

>>17708769
>(you)

should i buy DIS puts?
ive avoided them since the downturn of the market but maybe nows a good time?

Oh the market is crashing?

5 PERCENT BROKEN
>5 PERCENT BROKEN
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lmao -5%

>>17708779
They lose value as they get closer to expiration

>>17708769
>won't cause
>WHO declared it a pandemic

>>17708663
well the Feds did just order all Federal level meetings and discussions on covid19 to be classified now
no news is good news

>>17708779
volatility and time. don't touch options, do some reading first. you're just throwing your money away.

>>17708769
Gotta have the scary headlines and generic floor trader staring at the screen to get clicks, boy.

It's over.

>>17708799

I've got to calm down, you're right.

>>17708779
You just got fucked by theta.

>>17708801
I did

>>17708802
TEACH ME PLEASE

5% down
holy shit

Anyone care for SPCE anymore?
16 usd is prime considering it was 37 not so long ago.

it's fucking over

>>17708791
government testing and government mandated quarantine is communism and we can't have that also it's literally nothing don't make trump look bad

>>17708766
>>17708747
Nsdq is almost below 8000

GET READY TO BAIL BEFORE THE PUMPS THEN BACK IN AGAIN

>>17708802
did u buy bonds?

>>17708787
Wew. Before China gets nuked, gimme one of these big-tittied chingcongs.

>>17708802
whatd you have?

FED HERE DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE TO BUY CHEAP INK CARTRIDGES THESE ONES ARE ALREADY EMPTY

Get ready for the circuit breaker

>>17708817
take the deep breaths and think about soft boobmeat

>the day I started working from home in response to coronachan, a pandemic was declared
wew lad what timing

>>17708787
big tits

HOW MANY INO SHOULD I BUY HELPPP

OH NO THEY SAID THE P WORD THAT WE ALL KNEW WAS TRUE A MONTH AGO, OH MY GOD, WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS?

>>17708737
This. I cashed out and told, not asked my boss about working from home.

Got all the food I need for two months and shells for looters.

Realistically rioting won't start until it peaks and trial vaccines are only given to elites.

The virus
Is not
The problem
Stupid fuck

Fuck are they gonna shut the market down again? Please don't for the love of all that is holy

>>17708678
are you retarded? less consoomers is bad for the economy

>>17708723
no need to specify "chink"

Circuit breaker before close.
Most likely power hour.

>>17708812
I'm too much of a smoothbrain to understand the material, anon.
I tried reading investopedia, but I got lost between buying/selling calls and puts
I don't understand what values when and why.

fuck the who
fearmongers

>>17708869
Kek

This is the last shakeout day before they ggo full bull and leave bears bags empty

>>17708769
>faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic
>won't cause a pandemic
>pandemic
bad news copypasta anon

>>17708802
based

unironically buying boeing atm.

>>17708896

>>17708869
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRICED IN, WHY DID I BUY THE DIP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-1300

That’s it, it’s ogre. Make your peace senpai, maybe we’ll funpost on the other side.

>>17708854
LONG ODP

uh oh

>>17708907
Based

Deutsche closing in on 52-week low

Can someone explain SQQQ to me? How long would you ideally buy and keep it for. From my own research I can see it's not a buy and hold type of asset they said it's more for intraday trading and to buy it if you think that the large caps are going to suffer going forward

>>17708926
>>17708926
>>17708926

>>17708869
We knew it was a pandemic, but the declaration makes it so that countries will now execute their pandemic response plan

>>17708919
B-b-but carona is just a flu

>>17708547
You didn't see the videos of empty factories with machines running to look like they are?

LMAOOOOOOOO

>>17708872
Weakest bait in this thread

3...2...1...
HERE COMES THAT PUMP

>>17708838
Trump's finger pointing and refusal to commit any action he can be blamed for in november is going to make me rich
Feels goodman

pathetic

>>17708919
im going back to ebaums

>>17708928
ALL TIME low you mean

Welp, just cashed out and sold all of my puts and sqqq. Gonna go hibernate and wait for the golden bull to come back. So long /smg/!

>>17708791

>eats bat soup

>gets chunk flu

>quarantine hospital you’re in collapses

>try to escape but doors welded shut

>break through styrofoam concrete foundation with a plastic comb to escape

The life of a chinaman. Tiny rice-dick suckers need to gtfo. You can’t cause the global crisis in the first place and then gloat that you have the most Orwellian containment response retard.

>>17708802
whoa dude, that's almost $3,500! You're rich! You can buy a whole RTX 2080 TI for that amount of money holy shit!

Is there a coronachan booru?

>>17708986
why would you sell SQQQ now?

>>17708956
Ultimate Redpill
Credit market collapse is what will kill stonks.
Corona and oil are just events.

>>17708496
>Muh dik

>>17709034
Here's wahat market stress does to you

>>17708887
The longer it is till the expiration date, the more valuable it is, for obvious reasons. This is theta and can easily fuck you in the last few days of an option's life.
A stock's volatility is more complex, but it represents how expected a stock is to make big moves, if volatility falls the option loses value.

If you want to avoid these pitfalls start by buying options that are like 6+ months from expiry, and try to flip them the month you bought them at the latest. Or just read more like the anon said

>>17709030
Because nobody ever lost money by taking profits, desu

>>17709034
>>17709054
what kinda timeline we looking at here?

>>17708884
Circuit breakers don't trigger during power hour you tardigan

>>17708573
O has that monthly dividend I've been eyeballing like a K-pop idol lol, and I think after three weeks now, I'm finally numb to watching literally everything take a massive dump now. I'm sure some guys out there are making money. I'm just being honest with myself and realizing I just don't have the knowledge I need to fuck with calls and puts quite yet.

>>17709078
You lost potential profits.

>>17709091
Wrong.
3:00-3:25 they are allowed.

>>17709162
Why that specific 25 minutes?

>>17709070
But I'm still making money though
Maybe I said the wrong type of option
The option is currently gaining value from what it was yesterday. If I close it now, I'll make $174 from the 450 I put in yesterday.
I'm wondering if I should let it keep going or let it expire Monday, when I feel the stock's price will be even lower

>>17708751
that's what i've got right now

>>17708195
Lmao you dumb boomer

>>17709186
Circuit breakers cannot trigger after 3:25pm so the initial 25 minutes of power hour is the only time it can trigger during a power hour.

>>17709005
OH NOOO DRUMPFY HELP ME

Anyone else listen to me and load the fuck up on SQQQ yesterday for 23.00-23.50?

>>17708547
Post pollution sat pics.

>>17709330
Except for the 20% circuit breaker which applies all the time right? Not that that'd ever happen

>>17708621
Use a logarithmic chart and post that again.

>>17709005
kek

>>17708619
The eye in the sky says you lie, anon.

CIRCUT BREAKER SOON.

At what point should I sell SQQQ?

>>17709673
Nah, not anymore

MOOMY WHY ISN'T DRUMPF HELPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>17709673
not a chance

>>17709700
when its higher than you bought