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PRESS S TO SPIT ON SNSS ANONSNSS Anon:- ignores people who ask you SNSS questions- endorses weedfag- derail threads arguing with trolls- tends to be a dick when SNSS is doing well- is a convicted felon- allow homeless anons to die in a corona worldThe last one is what broke the camel's back for me. Someone reached out in his time of need and SNSS Anon laughed at him.S
Tedros is a democrat plant
>>17708188>>17708183Source??? Fake and gay
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATIONPANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATIONPANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATIONPANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATION
Ahahahahahaha! CNBC telling boomers to buy right now! Again! During the middle of a pandemic in which stocks are only going to keep going lower! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is there a stream of the trading floor?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO _______ WE GOT TOO COCKY
Can anyone explain the consequences of a pandemic being declared?
>>17708170>the bottom has been hitFeeling BULLISH
PANDEMIC CONFIRMED BY WHOSELL EVERYTHING WHILE YOU CANTHIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
Officially a pandemic!SELL SELL SELL SELL!SELL SELL SELL SELL!SELL SELL SELL SELL!Take your money out of the bank NOW NOW NOW!
>>17708196Dumped it all and loaded up on UVXY two days ago, feels goodman
Anyone ready for circuit breaks? Sell puts before the breaker hits since it always rallies right after.
>tfw bought a bunch of blue chip stocks near 5 year lows and there’s still no end in sightA-at least I have the dividends bros
DOWN WERE GOING DOWN.
HOLDING STRONG WITH 150 SQQQ!LETS BRING HER DOWN BOYS
The orange retard is making this shit so much worse. Why can't he just repeat what the experts are saying instead of making these retarded comments in a time like this?
>>17708183FAKE NEWS, SAD!
>>17708183HOLLY FUCK THEY DIDN'T WAIT UNTIL MARKET CLOSES!!!
>>17708198bulls must lose for bears to gain
>>17708203Bears about to be blown the fuck out. BOOMERS ARE BUYING AGAIN!!!
TRIGGER THE -15% CIRCUIT BREAKER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
Nobody is going to buy into the weekendNobody is going to buy into the pandemicNobody is going to buy into the containmentIts going to drop, keep dropping, then drop some more. Look at how bad figure heads are reacting to this, we're just getting started.
JesusWhat happened to SNSS? Never bought or anything but it flashed up as -50%
I want a refund on BA right now.
Lol. Trump looks stressed as can be and is telling people to calm down. Hahahaha.
PREEMPTIVE CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING
>>17708195Supposedly, WHO announced it on their live stream that is ongoing. I haven't found confirmation yet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAshseXWVRE&feature=emb_title
I saw Tedros Adnahom at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of Purell in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the Purells and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>17708198>Now is a good time to buy>LITERALLY WHO DECLARES CORNACHAN A PANDEMICanother reason never to listen to boomers
The next phase, which we are probably already in, is the virus mutating into a more contagious but less deadly strain That's the bullish signal to watch for
Buy nvdaNvda 400 by eoyNvda nvda nvdaI see it like gravity to youThought vectors tell meNvda 400
Feels good to be a bear.
>>17708198wtf is wrong with them honestly?I was listening to yahoo live stream as well and they are pushing the same shit
wtf I love indian WHO guy now
> Honey look, those idiot millennials are buying the dip. They're actually going to take the bag!> That's so wonderful Gerald, maybe we can take that trip to Venice after all.> Oh, I'm thinking we might. Andddd ::click:: Sold! We're out of the market!
Alright Bobros time to twist the knife. I don't want to see these bulls in our neighborhood again any time soon.
>>17708170>WHO says it's a pandemicgoodbye stocks
BullbrosPile the fuck into goog and nvda if u wanna make it
>>17708195MSNBC just announced that WHO announced it
>>17708243You are about to get a big fat discount
>>17708221SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH, EAT AN INFECTED DICK
>>17708270I hope those boomers take a ride on a cruise ship, reeeeeeeeee.
Nvda gtc on march 24Get in asapWe rocket ship400 ez
>>17708195just google pandemic in google news and sort by date.You have more than a 100 sources to pick from.
>>17708270based and redpilled
>>17708198What's weird is they're like "now is a great time to buy but I've been selling and you should buy in over a week"
>>17708276hello SQQQliterally if you didn't know this was coming you were purely delusionalnext is lockdowns in America, big ones, NYC scaleand then I sell my SQQQ
>>17708193Can I have the lore on the homeless anon
NOOOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO C-*COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*
>>17708195>>17708252Go back -16:00 as of the time of this posting. Tedros calls it a pandemic in his opening remarks.
OH NO NO NO AMDBROS WHAT DO WE DO
The virus thing is almost overDont buy the hypeIts disappearing rnLow iq ppl afraid
>>17708270don't worry we'll spend all your money for you when corona-chan puts all you boomies in the dirt where you belong
>>17708255That's assuming coronavirus is the cause of the bubble, which it is not. But then again the market no longer actually prices things so yeah maybe
i should have sold 3 weeks agodo i just sell now?
BOEING BOTTOM AT 200ITS NOT BUDGING
>>17708305It was one guy making a joke about asking to crash at my place until SNSS moons. This guy you're replying to is just making up nonsense.
Why the fuck is TSLA still above $600?
QUICK BUY COVD2!
WHO NIGGER SAID THE P WORDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVIbWGH04ZsDOW GOING TO 15,000
>>17708319NoIts almost overT. Ancient master
Just the sniffles bro
>>17708298Someones gotta buy their bags. It sure isn't going to be professionals.
>>17708270Boomers still have living brokers and their investments are real estate and 401ks. Most cant just robinhood to sell their shit.Your pic should be of the 1%ers who the fed is deliberately buying time to allow them to exit the market before they lose more
SELL NOWBUY WHEN THE MARKET BOTTOMSWEEKS OF TURMOIL TO CONTINUEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
$26 SQQQ by EOD
>got hit with pattern day trader so I can't buy the dipwhere will we be in 3 months
Sorry, bears weren’t out for lunch. Bears were talking to the WHO. >Pandemic 75-150million people will get it in the United States
>>17708319FUCK IT! Buy a gun and a ski mask! You're going to have to kill your neighbors and gank their shit just to survive.
>>17708328When moon?My 2000 shares are heavy
DEATH IS UPON US
does anyone know why spce has been dropping. i need it to get back to 40 by friday so i can get my money back, i have bills due.
If ur reasoning is high enough ur a bull rn
ez money bois
>>17708260He's a Ethiopian nigger
>>17708295I can never tell if these covers are real or not
>>17708252Yo, somebody is coughing in that room
>>17708354>3 monthsrecovering from coronavirus, lockdowns being wound down, stocks slowly recovering, buy TQQQ
>>17708241this but unironically
SELL EVERYTHINGINVEST IN NONPERISHABLE FOOD AND SMALL ARMSTHIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING
italian quarantine looks like its workingin the meantime enjoy literally everything in western europe and US being cancelled and another 25% drop in indices over the next couple months
>>17708183> EXIT ALL MARKETS> Not SHORT ALL MARKETSLolno.
>tfw SQQQ callsFeels good to be based
>>17708372It's real anon.https://www.newsweek.com/2020/03/13/ok-millennial-boomers-are-greatest-generation-history-1490819.html
NEXT STOP: S&P 2730>NEXT STOP: S&P 2730NEXT STOP: S&P 2730>NEXT STOP: S&P 2730
>>17708312how much money did you lose LMAO
>>17708351yeah, but what do you buy
>>17708379They cant say the truth for game theory reasonsIts highly seasonal but they dont want inaction or complacency
>>17708363because SPCE is dumb and purely inferior to their main competitors (SpaceX, BlueOrigin)Starship is to Spaceship what a nuclear supercarrier is to a tallship
PANDEMIC DECLARED, BUY THE DDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP
>>17708359Agreed, I didn't sell at 1-1.10 because I had faith.Am I the homeless anon now
just crash a LITTLE HARDER so i can sell my puts pleasethen you can recover you stupid market
>>17708380This is unironically what I've been telling people to do. Also to put aside savings to keep you going for at least 3 months without income.
>>17708198Lol the worst part is it isn't even the beginning, the absolutely start.
>>17708365Summer is still a while away
Anyone watching CNBC? There's boomers yelling and screaming in the backgroundSELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>17708403Hey it's me Buffet, hand over your stuff. It's over.
Get ready to hear about the US cities that are going to be quarantined
>>17708390Im trying to save other pplBull will winRzero already half what it was a month ago
>>17708416Yes there is some real panic going on in the background.
WHO has declared a pandemic.DOW JONES at -4.9%. 100 points from a bear market. The technicals look horrible here.
Guys...Be safe out there https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1237779140620759043?s=21
>>17708298They are dumping their bags on the viewers
>>17708363all the redditors who bought DUDE SPACE because they thought it was DUDE THE NEXT TESLA are getting whats left of their money out in order to buy DUDE TOILET PAPER. its never going back to 40. its literally a fake company.
The next 1000 point up you see will be your buy in signal, and will not come for 2 months, bar minimum. The presidents payroll tax cuts are now priced in, pandemic declared, WH doctor expects between 75-150 million to catch the virus.
>>17708423any anons already quarantined? I am in NYC and wanna kno what it's like cause obviously we're getting quarantined first
>>17708416Livestream? Send link
BURN IT DOWN
Give it a few hours as the pandemic news spreads.
>>17708307I think I'm gonna coooooof
SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEARTI FEEL THE BEST THING I CAN DOIS END IT ALL, AND LEAVE FOREVER
>WHO declares Corona-Chan is a pandemic Is the market going to freak out?
>>17708441The doctor has no idea
-1200C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GOOOOOO
the absolute state of US republicans
anyone else wanting to catch a kn- I mean buy the dip?
>>17708441What hasn't been priced in is the fact that we are almost guaranteed a recession.Entire countries & cities will be in lockdown soon.
>>17708203NOOOOOOOOOOOO HUMANS WE GOT TOO COCKYbuy buy buy
PANDEMIC DECLARED SELL>SELLSELL>SELLSELL>SELL
>>17708395Why wouldn't they they want to calm people down?
>>17708432this is FUCKING BULLSHIT. I bought in yesterday because you STUPID FUCKS convinced me this was over. IT SHOULD BE OVER. IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING SNIFFLES HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A FUCKING PANDEMIC FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
Relax, there still one solution
>>17708440SpaceX is literally a paradigm changing, mind blowing, Boeing killing juggernaut.But it's a private company.So they went for Branson's cheap space tourism meme without understanding the industry (rockets). Unironically you shouldn't fuck with space stocks if you haven't played KSP with realism overhaul.
Bobos are retarded. Look at these prices, I'm practically getting bags for free!
Reminder bulls will win this roundBearr
For me, it's CoronaCoinhttps://www.saturn.network/exchange/ETH/order-book/ncov
>>17708468Let's nuke China, imagine how great my shorts would do then
>>17708455killing yourself over moneyperhaps the most stupid reason to kill yourself
>>17708295Fuck boomers. I really mean this. You fucked us in the ass so fucking hard. I will buy your property for $1 and a can of beans and you will say "thank you, sir".
>spy $276 buybacks think they can stop this dropI'm just stopping at 500% gains today. Tomorrow is going to be another dead cat bounce if you want to get into Friday's madness.
>>17708477No losses til you sell. In the meantime, buy puts.
>>17708319Only if you plan to buy a higher quality stock (read: a better company) when 5he market dips even deeper over the next two days or end of the day
>>17708468tell me one fucking thing he said that's wrong you faggot dicklet chink
If you pay attention you'll know what stonks to buy based on the number of capslocked posts in this thread.
SQQQ PRINTING LIKE A TEXAN WEARING SKINNY JEANS
>>17708475They dont want poor countries to not try at allAka all countries in hot and humid climates
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/CNBC Stream for those who wanted it, can't hear any boomers yelling right now but the panic does seem real
>>17708359400mg data will make or break it I think. I'm in for the buyout though. It is gonna climb back up from this dip however, you can take that to the bank.
>>17708468You're right anon. China is blameless.
Circuit breakers when?
>>17708468Does this mean I should buy Lockheed shares?
>>17708203/smg/ is high energy
>>17708416None of the streams I checked have anything like that. Sauce me up senpai.
>>17708432>Bear market with 2 circuit breaks in a weekSEEEEEEEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17708477WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN WHEN CHINA HASNT EVEN REOPENED THERE FACTORIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
om nom nom
>>17708384>SPY220What a baller
Time to gamble on on TQQQ again!
>>17708512Personally I blame Arabs for oil dumping
Still holding. I've said it before, kinda glad this isn't my life savings and just change I've been throwing into this account. Right now, I'm literally just in hold mode until it all blows up. Which I may end up losing a LOT before it's all said and done. I know I'm going not throwing another dime until some kinda bottom has formed. If one of my random gambles ends up paying off, then great: I'll just store that money aside for prime purchasing time on some shit like O, MRK, IRM, etc.
>>17708477The number of people infected doubles every 4 days absent a quarantine, and it kills off boomers that hold all the wealth. Therefore, the biggest spenders in the economy as staying home, and unless we quarantine entire cities/countries we will not see active cases drop like China has.
>>17708443>>17708452Literally google "CNBC stream" and scroll down like 3 results to the free one
>>17708477>yesterday>not 2 days agoanon come the fuck on you have to pick a side in time or you gonna get pigg'd
>>17708519They DID reopen their factories you fucking dumbass. China is 90% back up and running, there is no FUCKING reason we should be going down right now.
>>17708496China bailed your ass out you uppity troglodyte in 2008 and you have the nerve to speak? lmao sit down bitch
>>17708477I and many others tried to warn you multiple times weeks ago -- months ago -- and we were ridiculed. You chose this.
>>17708435ok, if the fatality rate is around 2-3%...at 70,000,000 that's 1.4 million fatalities at 2% fatality rate.at 150,000,000 that's 3,000,000 fatalities. 4,500,000 at 3%. This won't be a recession, that will be a depression rivaling 1929. Probably worse then that. The financial systems will collapse.
WHY IS DEUTSCHE BANK UP 1.5%??? DROP DEAD ALREADY FUCKING SHIT
>>17707981how accurate is wave shit intraday?
>>17708477You're fucking retarded for allowing yourself to be so easily influenced, not to mention unable to gauge the situation yourself and still trying to trade. You did this entirely to yourself.
Goldman says it will fall 15% and end the bull market and crashhttps://www.marketwatch.com/story/goldman-says-coronavirus-will-end-bull-market-for-stocks-sees-sp-500-falling-another-15-2020-03-11?mod=mw_latestnews
How far are we shorting oil? NO NEWS SO THE PRICE WAR IS ON.IT'S ALL HAPPENING.
>>17708529Nice, I have lots of cash on the sidelines so I'm not worried. All my money is invested in real assets (real estate & machinery), so I'm not at all worried.
>>17708477Just DCA it in anon
>>17708547BULLSHIT, THERE'S STILL MINIMAL NO2. THOSE FACTORIES ARE PRODUCING SHIT.
Goddamn it I keep missing the dip. Right before the pandemic declaration too.Should I wait for another?
>>17708547Because now Europe will be hit. And the US.
>>17708468He's right, this is 100% the fault of Chinamen and their irrational addiction to bat soup.
I AM FALLINGI AM FADINGI HAVE LOST IT ALL
Reminder they have been planning this here is their larp from " The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security in partnership with the World Economic Forum and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation on October 18, 2019, in New York, NY."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174&feature=youtu.beThis is just another squeeze to shake out average peoples pockets
ONE MILLION AMERICANS WILL DIEAND THEIR BLOOD IS ON TRUMP'S HANDS
>>17708477>listening to meme threads on bizplease tell me you didn't follow advice from this thread. >>17666773
>>17708547China projects artificial strength, as they fucking always have. If you believe anything released by the chinese government your fucking retarded
>>17708547Then where is the supplies? Why are all the workers I know who were working in unloading and moving Chinese goods now out of work and not receiving information from their former employer of getting back to work?
>>17708496Don't get upset the orange will save you :-)
>disney dipoh fuck time to make some money
>>17708555Checked.(((somebody))) has been propping up that dead corpse for months now.
Panic on CNBC what the fuck is happening
>Declared pandemic>market drops 1% and already starts recoveringI guess the bulls are back
>>17708587NOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP GOOD CHINA BAD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PROTECT OUR GOD EMPEROR
WHAT ABOUT THE WORLD BANK PANDEMIC BONDS!!!!!!?????
>>17708568WE'RE IN BEAR COUNTRY NOW
>>17708585post some linespost it most ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onz5EpCRPoI
>>17708214It'll probably just rally into close, we'll only be down 400
SQQQ nearly burned me last week, part of me wanted some at the bell yesterday but I'm not touching that shitbeing a bear is nerve-wracking, I don't know how some of you guys do it full-time
TURNS OUT PANDEMIC WAS NOT PRICED IN
>>17708519China is almost totally back
>>17708477lmao he bought the bubble
>>17708597too early.Wait until they close the parks.
>>17708587na.. trump didn't start the virus.. if anything.. him shutting down boarders early on helped...
>>17708568They're right, whenever we break out of a bull market, the average crash following is 35%+. The softest landing when the market dropped over 20% was a 27% drop.Now we have narrowly avoided bear market, and usually that leads to a big rally. Like right now, we are down just over 19% similar to Late 2018. That led to a massive bull market, but I don't see things getting magically better here.In 2018, the Fed and Trump acted quickly with a partial trade deal & rate cuts. We don't see those types of actions working here.
>>17708603The jig is up. They realize they won't be able to sell their bags to their gullible viewers any more.
>>17708468It is China’s fault retard. It was a mistake to ever admit them into the global economic system as anything but the backwater authoritarian plague factory that they are.
>>17708617I know this feel, still bought some SQQQ yesterday.Watch, they'll do a EOD pump and it will get fucked again.
>>17708618So pandemic is 1% down.total?Kek no one cares about emotional moves
>>17708599checked back.(((They))) won't be able to do it for much longer i belive.
>>17708550low IQ dog eating mongoloid nigger, chinkoid insectoid subhumanoid scum need us more than we need you, you stupid nigger. dirty ass chinks, go eat some rats you ugly midget.
did the fucking guy at WHO conference say that not only is it the first pandemic but the first one they will be able to contain?? lol wut??
>>17708630>him shutting down boarders early on helped...he never shut the borders and the borders still aren't closed
>>17708547this is false information
>>17708213>UVXYyou can lose half the money in 2 hours if there is a rebound (a vaccine announced, China tariffs removed etc.)
>>17708630>unironically believing that closing borders matters when air travel had been open for fucking ever and is the source of the outbreakCan't wait for daddy Trump to do nothing in today's address and completely kill the market tomorrow instead of a rebound.Also, new day low.
>>17708547watch these livestreams from Wuhan during their work day hours and tell me that they are back to work.I was watching this yesterday during normal daylight business hours in China and there was almost no traffic, just some scooters and almost no pedestrians anywhere.They are not back to work.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8
Why do people check their brains at the door when it comes to DIS?
whats like SPY but not SPY. not trynna pdt
imagine thinking a sudden decrease in millions of low quality individuals is bad. god is just pricing minorities out of existence. bullish af
>>17708617SameI could earn money with puts but its just keeping me awake at night, so I am happy with cash
>>17708547We have a 4 month delivery wait on some laptops from HP at my office. That must be because their factories are up and running right?Add to that, what is happening in Italy will happen everywhere; people ain't going to leave their homes. They will stop buying shit, stop working, etc.
>>17708646No one cares until they do. I know tons of retail investors in real life that are selling right now.
>>17708477Caronachan was just the trigger, people have deep down know the market was bogus for years, they were just waiting for a reason to get off before the bubble exploded Corona is just a particularly bad trigger because its going to spiral us into an underconsumption trap too
>>17708647>(((They))) won't be able to do it for much longer i belive.Why do you time that when they have been able to do it for so long?
>>17708655i didn't watch but maybe he meant first pandemic in the age of modern medicine so it's the first one we'll likely be able to contain without a million + casualties or something
>>17708183everyone already knew that
>>17708650you couldn't look more insecure if you tried to you smoothbrain son of a whorehave fun watching your corporations gobble Xi's dick to get access to the chinese market while they're bailed out by YOUR money
>>17708547DenialAnger>You are hereDepressionBargainingAcceptance
>>17708663dude.. closing borders is also restricting flights.. you think i'm only talking about mexico border?? trump banned travel to and from many countries.. stop being retarded.. please.. just please stop being retarded
>>17708685LolBcuz they have enough money to matterNo one cares about emotional tradesJust what will happen over the next five weeks and modeling it
>>17708666It isn't an easy play. Their parks still account for more than 40% of their revenue. But they also own everything. In my opinion, there's nothing to long right now.
fucking boring>spy drops to 275>gets propped up for a bit>repeat
>>17708705Remind me what borders are closed again then?
>>17708691lmao its a great time to be a chink btc miner
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>>17708691Oh wow.CO2/pollution map watchers BTFO.
>-5% during lunch time stagnation
>>17708717275 is a strong support because it determines a bear market. Once we drop below, indiscriminate selling will start from retail investors.
>>17708723they never went out of business anyway
Where are the feds bruhs?
Invested in a shotgun and foodstuffs.
>>17708721Iran for one
man that pussy bounce yesterday
>>17708312>>17708390Thinking the same and up 200%.You must buy the rumor and sell the news (vice versa for bear). The WHO declaring pandemic is the news. Goldman Sachs saying we enter a bear market is the news. The time to short was when Wuhan was quarantined around Chinese New Year. Now is the time to start taking profits and exit position.
>>17708735They gave up
>>17708617>>17708679Buy non-leveraged inverse ETFs
guy just called africa afro lol
>>17708691Lmao irl ditch digging
>>17708735the pumps clogged up
>>17708735They got one more shot of 50 basis points before negative interest rates.If the US goes negative interest rates it's global collapse.
>121231 infected>4378 dead>OMG THE END IS NIGH!stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic
>>17708767>If the US goes negative interest rates it's global collapse.Why? What will happen? I know what a negative rate is, but not their effects on the economy.
>>17708477Just hodlUnless you bought normie stocks, then you need some help and should’ve actually looked into what you are putting your money into
Boeing below 200
Explain something to me like I'm retardedYesterday, a certain stock was worth $17,70. I thought it'd fall to around $16,20, so I bought 600 put options at 0,75 each. Today, the stock has plummeted. In the morning, while it was worth around $16,50, the options were worth $1,10. Now, the stock is worth $16,10 and the options are $1.Why is it that the options' price fell? When buying them, should I aim for the lowest reasonable price possible? Why?
circuit breaker incoming
BOEING DROPPED THROUGH 200MASSIVE SELL WALLS OBLITERATED.
>>17708735Money printer broken, please try again later
>>17708769>70% of the american population will be infected>3% death rateThat's over 1 million people dead.
>>17708731>275 is a strong support because it determines a bear market.According to who?
>>17708769Might wanna change that pasta a bit
>>17708635They welded doors shut and stopped it.It's the US that is still running sports stadiums and concerts like fucking retards. They have 320 million people, a fuck ton of hot spots, and are drastically lagging South Korea in tests despite being far larger.People from that Biogen conference that was like a WuFlu buffet are still walking and flying around.
Is this when the dreaded pandemic bonds begin that most anons have been warning about?
>>17708781u mean buy wall?
should i buy DIS puts? ive avoided them since the downturn of the market but maybe nows a good time?
Oh the market is crashing?
5 PERCENT BROKEN>5 PERCENT BROKEN5 PERCENT BROKEN>5 PERCENT BROKEN5 PERCENT BROKEN>5 PERCENT BROKEN5 PERCENT BROKEN>5 PERCENT BROKEN5 PERCENT BROKEN>5 PERCENT BROKEN5 PERCENT BROKEN>5 PERCENT BROKEN
>>17708779They lose value as they get closer to expiration
>>17708769>won't cause>WHO declared it a pandemic
>>17708663well the Feds did just order all Federal level meetings and discussions on covid19 to be classified nowno news is good news
>>17708779volatility and time. don't touch options, do some reading first. you're just throwing your money away.
>>17708769Gotta have the scary headlines and generic floor trader staring at the screen to get clicks, boy.
>>17708799I've got to calm down, you're right.
>>17708779You just got fucked by theta.
>>17708802TEACH ME PLEASE
5% downholy shit
Anyone care for SPCE anymore?16 usd is prime considering it was 37 not so long ago.
it's fucking over
>>17708791government testing and government mandated quarantine is communism and we can't have that also it's literally nothing don't make trump look bad
>>17708766>>17708747Nsdq is almost below 8000
GET READY TO BAIL BEFORE THE PUMPS THEN BACK IN AGAIN
>>17708802did u buy bonds?
>>17708787Wew. Before China gets nuked, gimme one of these big-tittied chingcongs.
>>17708802whatd you have?
FED HERE DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE TO BUY CHEAP INK CARTRIDGES THESE ONES ARE ALREADY EMPTY
Get ready for the circuit breaker
>>17708817take the deep breaths and think about soft boobmeat
>the day I started working from home in response to coronachan, a pandemic was declaredwew lad what timing
HOW MANY INO SHOULD I BUY HELPPP
OH NO THEY SAID THE P WORD THAT WE ALL KNEW WAS TRUE A MONTH AGO, OH MY GOD, WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS?
>>17708737This. I cashed out and told, not asked my boss about working from home.Got all the food I need for two months and shells for looters.Realistically rioting won't start until it peaks and trial vaccines are only given to elites.
The virusIs notThe problemStupid fuck
Fuck are they gonna shut the market down again? Please don't for the love of all that is holy
>>17708678are you retarded? less consoomers is bad for the economy
>>17708723no need to specify "chink"
Circuit breaker before close.Most likely power hour.
>>17708812I'm too much of a smoothbrain to understand the material, anon. I tried reading investopedia, but I got lost between buying/selling calls and putsI don't understand what values when and why.
fuck the whofearmongers
>>17708869KekThis is the last shakeout day before they ggo full bull and leave bears bags empty
>>17708769>faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic>won't cause a pandemic>pandemicbad news copypasta anon
unironically buying boeing atm.
>>17708869IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRICED IN, WHY DID I BUY THE DIP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That’s it, it’s ogre. Make your peace senpai, maybe we’ll funpost on the other side.
Deutsche closing in on 52-week low
Can someone explain SQQQ to me? How long would you ideally buy and keep it for. From my own research I can see it's not a buy and hold type of asset they said it's more for intraday trading and to buy it if you think that the large caps are going to suffer going forward
>>17708869We knew it was a pandemic, but the declaration makes it so that countries will now execute their pandemic response plan
>>17708919B-b-but carona is just a flu
>>17708547You didn't see the videos of empty factories with machines running to look like they are?LMAOOOOOOOO
>>17708872Weakest bait in this thread
3...2...1...HERE COMES THAT PUMP
>>17708838Trump's finger pointing and refusal to commit any action he can be blamed for in november is going to make me richFeels goodman
>>17708919im going back to ebaums
>>17708928ALL TIME low you mean
Welp, just cashed out and sold all of my puts and sqqq. Gonna go hibernate and wait for the golden bull to come back. So long /smg/!
>>17708791>eats bat soup>gets chunk flu>quarantine hospital you’re in collapses>try to escape but doors welded shut>break through styrofoam concrete foundation with a plastic comb to escapeThe life of a chinaman. Tiny rice-dick suckers need to gtfo. You can’t cause the global crisis in the first place and then gloat that you have the most Orwellian containment response retard.
>>17708802whoa dude, that's almost $3,500! You're rich! You can buy a whole RTX 2080 TI for that amount of money holy shit!
Is there a coronachan booru?
>>17708986why would you sell SQQQ now?
>>17708956Ultimate RedpillCredit market collapse is what will kill stonks.Corona and oil are just events.
>>17709034Here's wahat market stress does to you
>>17708887The longer it is till the expiration date, the more valuable it is, for obvious reasons. This is theta and can easily fuck you in the last few days of an option's life.A stock's volatility is more complex, but it represents how expected a stock is to make big moves, if volatility falls the option loses value.If you want to avoid these pitfalls start by buying options that are like 6+ months from expiry, and try to flip them the month you bought them at the latest. Or just read more like the anon said
>>17709030Because nobody ever lost money by taking profits, desu
>>17709034>>17709054what kinda timeline we looking at here?
>>17708884Circuit breakers don't trigger during power hour you tardigan
>>17708573O has that monthly dividend I've been eyeballing like a K-pop idol lol, and I think after three weeks now, I'm finally numb to watching literally everything take a massive dump now. I'm sure some guys out there are making money. I'm just being honest with myself and realizing I just don't have the knowledge I need to fuck with calls and puts quite yet.
>>17709078You lost potential profits.
>>17709091Wrong.3:00-3:25 they are allowed.
>>17709162Why that specific 25 minutes?
>>17709070But I'm still making money thoughMaybe I said the wrong type of optionThe option is currently gaining value from what it was yesterday. If I close it now, I'll make $174 from the 450 I put in yesterday. I'm wondering if I should let it keep going or let it expire Monday, when I feel the stock's price will be even lower
>>17708751that's what i've got right now
>>17708195Lmao you dumb boomer
>>17709186Circuit breakers cannot trigger after 3:25pm so the initial 25 minutes of power hour is the only time it can trigger during a power hour.
>>17709005OH NOOO DRUMPFY HELP ME
Anyone else listen to me and load the fuck up on SQQQ yesterday for 23.00-23.50?
>>17708547Post pollution sat pics.
>>17709330Except for the 20% circuit breaker which applies all the time right? Not that that'd ever happen
>>17708621Use a logarithmic chart and post that again.
>>17708619The eye in the sky says you lie, anon.
CIRCUT BREAKER SOON.
At what point should I sell SQQQ?
>>17709673Nah, not anymore
MOOMY WHY ISN'T DRUMPF HELPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>17709673not a chance
>>17709700when its higher than you bought