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How's the job market for code monkeys? Is learning coding worth it without a degree?

>> No.17693123

unironically, no.
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/computer-and-information-technology/computer-programmers.htm

>> No.17693204

>>17693081
2>1,4>3

>mother of 2
no thx

>> No.17693207

>>17693081
art hoe > all

>> No.17693341

>>17693081
1. Best option. She is desperate for a husband and doesn't have red flags like the others.

2. Seems cute but is clearly looking for someone to sponge money off of.

3. Beautiful but I'm not going to be her beta bux.

4. She's a career woman, no thanks. Also a lawyer so she'd likely divorce me and screw me over real hard. Also she's clearly desperate cause she's 31.

Number 1.
>I never have to get a job again.
>I have a wife who at least finds me attractive (refer to her blushing).

>> No.17693355

>>17693123
Thanks.

>>17693204
>>17693207
What exactly do you like about the walking red flag.

>> No.17693386

>>17693341
2 only seems that way because she's a dumb 18 yr. Easily groomable while 1 is old af.

>> No.17693458

I'm taking the money, straight up

>> No.17693478

2 is a gamble. I've dated a 2 before, except in her case it was an art gallery. It's really a roll of the dice.

4 is great, but she's simultaneously desperate enough to "date down" while deluding herself into thinking that she can do better. That's a lot of baggage to unpack, but she's a solid choice.

1 is another type I'm familiar with. If she's rich but didn't bother looking to settle down until her metabolism slowed down and she started aging then there's some history and baggage she's not sharing.

3 is a trainwreck. She knows it. She knows you know it. She's looking for someone nice or desperate enough to clean up the mess. She'll find him too.

>> No.17693507

>>17693081
yu must append other skills and knowledge to coding.

>> No.17693508

>>17693081
#1 without a doubt. Breed her and make her lose some weight, cuck her dad by making him subsidize your existence. Hire #2 as a nanny and plow her in your free time. #3 is used goods, obviously defective if she couldn't make her man stay after two children, and #4 is a horse girl, and horse girls are crazy.

Don't waste your time with degrees, uni is too expensive and a waste of your time. Go for knowledge and experience.

>> No.17693519

>>17693081
1>4>2>3

>> No.17693647

>>17693478
>1 is another type I'm familiar with. If she's rich but didn't bother looking to settle down until her metabolism slowed down
Sounds more like she's always been unattractive, given that dad is desperate enough to pay you.

>> No.17693679

>>17693647
this, she was the ugly duckling and dad has to pay some guy to marry her
it was not an uncommon practice, historically

>> No.17693703

>>17693647

No. When she was 18 and fit because her metabolism was still in high gear (not because she had the discipline to work out) then daddy's money was still there, probably in the form of a job at the family business where you're being groomed to take it over. She just wasn't interested in settling down. It was only after she hit the wall and realized that life wasn't going to be a party forever that she got serious about finding a partner.

>> No.17693803

>>17693703
in regards to the wall you also just said that the 31 year old is a solid choice
the only thing that lends your postulation credit is that 1 did not state her age

>> No.17693869

Broadly in my department which was system/network/devops about a third of the people that were in it were people with a CS degree that gave up on finding a coding job. There were more of these late 20's white dudes than Indians.

>> No.17693873

>>17693803

The 31 year old is physically fit because she exercises enough to maintain her figure. She beat the wall through hard work, it's just a matter of kids and family now.

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>>17693081

>> No.17694560

#4 is the oldest, but she is clearly the best. While you'll get tired of the other choices, #4 will keep you happy.

>> No.17694620

1 you will never have to work again
2 you will never be lonely again
3 you will never be weak again
4 you will never go hungry again

>> No.17694750

>>17693081
1
>4>>2>>><span class="deadlink">>>3 I'd rather be gay than marry a single mother[/spoiler]

>> No.17694756

>>17693386
yea 2 is worth taking a chance with. That last speech bubble in 3 just killed me.

>> No.17694934

What if 3 is a widow? Does that change anything?

>> No.17694960

#4 is odl but shes clearly the rational choice

>> No.17694962

>>17694934
Yes that means the two children you're with are now gay

>> No.17694970

>>17694934
Yes. She'd be my first choice depending on certain answers. But only if those kids came from the man she was married too.

>> No.17694985

>>17694970
no they are two niglets that she adopted

>> No.17695060

>>17693081
1>4>2>3. 3 coulda been best but oh well. 1 is what I went with in real life except white obviously, worked out great because she never even kissed another dude before me. Got her into power lifting and she went from a 6/10 to a solid 8. Fix a shy thick girl with low self esteem, one of the few methods left of finding a virgin in today's world. Look for the ones with a cute face that have good potential.

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>>17694985
My sides, anon, they're broken.

>> No.17695080

>>17693081
CS and programming is overrun by pajeets and normies. Unironically I'm exiting this shit field. Wages are stagnating

>> No.17695107

>>17695080
there aren't better wages in any other field, unless you plan on going to medschool

>> No.17695122

What manga is this?

>> No.17695128

>>17695122
Half Life 2

>> No.17695145

>>17695122
Bible Black

>> No.17695163

>>17693081
Go into data engineering, thank me later.

>> No.17695169

>>17695163
thanks

>> No.17695194

>>17695128
Please respond seriously I'm on mobile I cant reverse image search

>> No.17695211

Only a fag would choose anything but 1.

>> No.17695247

>>17695080
If you were there before pajeets why are your wages stagnating? Did you never make senior anon-kun?

>> No.17695264

>I'd take this cartoon character over that cartoon character
Damn you guys are sad

>> No.17695274

>>17694960
4 is clearly a psycho. All of them are walking red flags besides the autist at #1. At least it's possible that one could reform.

>> No.17695289

>>17695264
2d > 3d

>> No.17695305

>>17693081
18 year old because the rest already aren’t any fun to fuck

>fat pig with ugly face
No
>loose dry vagina from childbirth
No
>Crazy horse chick who you know has had 90 miles of cock and is 31 so already sagging and dry vagina
No

The choice is obvious. Tight bodied, tight and wet pussied #2. Marriage is an emotional gamble so you need to just ride out the physical aspect as long as you can and pray. Only 2 even gives you the chance to do that.

>> No.17695313

>>17695274
>4 is clearly a psycho
Why?

>> No.17695331

>>17693081
55 or 49 are both reasonable choices in their own right, the two others are obvious traps.

>> No.17695342

>>17695211
this

>> No.17695344

>>17695313
Probably had a bad experience with people who work in real estate.

>> No.17695358

>>17695194
I tried reverse image and I only get other 4chan threads

>> No.17695359

>>17695313
Successful career women are all psychos. When in doubt use the SSS triangle. You draw a triangle and each corner write either smart, sexy, or sane until you have one of each, and then you choose two from the triangle for any woman. No woman has all three.

>> No.17695371

>>17695289
Based

>> No.17695372

>>17695194
never mind I think it's Hare Kon

>> No.17695380

>>17695359
Why would you need your woman to be smart?

>> No.17695393

>>17695264
Oh look! Mr. Happy guy is here, policing incels on chinese cartoon business website.
Have sex

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>>17695380
Do you want your woman to do stupid shit like breaking things or calling you every hour asking you drop dead retarded advice questions? How about buying himalayan salt lamps or kleros?

>> No.17695501

>>17695393
You're either an incel or you make fun of incels, guess i know which one you are

>> No.17695510

>>17693081
My dad always taught me to focus on the money no matter what I do, so I have to go with #1.

>> No.17695524

>>17695422
>Remember what they took from you

>> No.17695585

>2

BPD AND ECSTASY

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>>17693081
I'd unironically go for miss Reiko.
She's clearly the ugliest of the four, but you can't just turn down 5000man.
Also, she knows she's ugly. Thus she'll do anything to not to disappoint you. She'll behave. She knows her place is the kitchen. She will never cheat on you, even if given opportunity, because she knows she won't have another man really wishing to marry her.

Also, she's probably virgin. She watched her cute friends jumping from Chad to Chad and getting pumped and dumped, and swore to herself she would never be picky about

The other three are pure trash.

Yes, I'll go for the #55, miss Reiko Kujou. Zero risk investment, 439k$ immediate gains, and a woman who will be forever faithful, loyal, happy to be yours.