/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17690909]

Too lewd edition

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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Old thred was kill

[Anonymous No.17690920]

mods pruned because of OP pic right?

[Anonymous No.17690923]

yeah this one's borderline too

[Anonymous No.17690926]

Bullrun on gook whores?

[Anonymous No.17690943]

Should I take the yellowpill, bros?

[Anonymous No.17690944]

>>17690923
agreed, I like animu but loli shit is pushing it.

[Anonymous No.17690947]

KEK

>Have we destroyed the financial system already because of all this?

CNBC is finally getting it.

[Anonymous No.17690952]

>>17690944
It was a shota.

[Anonymous No.17690953]

we're going places!

[Anonymous No.17690958]

please lads
I don't know what to do
this yo yo is fucking unpredicatable and premiums are sky-high so can't even buy in as a poorfag. fucking sucks being poor but heck maybe smg isn't for me

[Anonymous No.17690963]

When are the flying cars coming? This is techno dystopia already. I want flying cars.

[Anonymous No.17690969]

My spce puts continue to flourish despite today’s dead cat market

[Anonymous No.17690970]

>>17690947
They really said that?

[Anonymous No.17690971]

can we just sticky this thread every day during The Happening? need a new thread every 15 mins

[Anonymous No.17690972]

>>17690952
It was a loli masturbating.

[Anonymous No.17690978]

Is holding SQQQ the viable long game right now? I have a bunch of shares at 24.80. What other options would you guys recommend?

[Anonymous No.17690986]

>>17690958
Your fault for not getting inverse ETFs while they were cheap.

[Anonymous No.17690988]

>>17690952
No that was about some chick who lost all her money trying to play forex so cried and rubbed one out on cam.

[Anonymous No.17690994]

This is the weakest deadcat rally ever. Even after Lehman crash it was better than this bullshit

[Anonymous No.17690997]

>>17690958
wait for it to go up for a bit , then buy puts. either hold the puts for the inevitable cratering over the next few weeks, or if you're feeling adventurous sell the options after a dip, then buy again when it goes up

[Anonymous No.17690999]

WHY ARE THERE 3 ACTIVE THREADS UP

[Anonymous No.17691000]

>>17690947
There is no system
There is nothing
It's always been nothing
Gold is nothing
Coins are nothing
It's always been imaginary

It's always been what it does to human minds. That's Value. It's why a painting is worth $1500000 but a copy of that painting that looks exactly the same to you is worth $10

It's always and will always be a sham. When we are on mars with 500 cities and super intelligences, it will still be projections of value.

Just like too get something beautiful you need something ugly.

Embrace Taoism and discover.
People saying the system doesn't make sense and now it will fail don't understand it will never make sense. Even your gold standard doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.17691003]

What do you anons think today will close out at? Its been rubberbanding all day

[Anonymous No.17691004]

>>17690978
New York just declared America's first redzone.

[Anonymous No.17691006]

>>17690978
Also I just made a easy $200 on AYTU mooning

[Anonymous No.17691008]

>>17690958
When in doubt, get out. If you're not in, don't get in. Time will come when good entry setups emerge. No rush.

[Anonymous No.17691009]

>>17690971
Maybe tomorrow, when the market dips another 5% again.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17691015]

>>17691004
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.17691017]

>>17690999
its all the same guy desu senpai

[Anonymous No.17691018]

If it goes into the negatives today that would be the first time ever after such a big crash the Fed and Donnie ought to commit Sepokku on live TV

[Anonymous No.17691020]

i have 1500 left in the bank after my bank run. should i use it to buy a gun?

[Anonymous No.17691021]

>>17691000
The purpose of a financial system is to: Drive workers, Drive Greed.

The rest is drivel. Whether it is offering them a shiny rock or an extra digit in a bank account.

[Anonymous No.17691026]

>>17691003
Probably either negatively or positively floating around 0.0

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17691031]

>>17691020
no buy hand sanitizer and put it on ebay.

[Anonymous No.17691036]

>>17691003
red, probably
DAX went up to 5%+ and look at it now

[Anonymous No.17691040]

>>17691015
Corona

[Anonymous No.17691048]

SAVANON WHEN ARE WE MOONING I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.17691050]

>>17691015
It means within a week, New York City will be shut down like Milan.

[Anonymous No.17691053]

Hows the stock doing today? Coronavirus is going away, everyone should relax

[BUY TLT No.17691054]

VIX bullish engulfed

[Anonymous No.17691061]

If S&P500 drops 3% today I make $10k

FUCKING DROP

[Anonymous No.17691067]

>>17691031
how much can 1500 get these days? like 4 bottles?

[Anonymous No.17691068]

What happened with the dax today, up 5% this morning then finished red

[Anonymous No.17691069]

BUT WHAT ABOUT SAVERS?

What do people putting their money in a bank do to drive economy? Why would you reward them with more resources?

If they take risks with that money? Yes, reward them. If they want to put it into a bank for 40 years, meh

Really. Are you saying you want to reward someone who spends no money in the economy and puts his cash into a sofa?

[Anonymous No.17691074]

>>17691003
last minute dive -5%

[Anonymous No.17691076]

We gaaaannnnn

[Anonymous No.17691077]

Zona rojo? Dios mio!

[Anonymous No.17691080]

>NDAQ at it's daily low
>SQQQ not at it's daily high
Plz explain for retard

[Anonymous No.17691084]

>>17691068
Retarded future traders and algos happened

[Anonymous No.17691086]

Fed niggers ought to have cut the interest rates today it would have been +7% on the Dow and we would have a chance to avoid recession just through market sentiment

[Anonymous No.17691087]

>>17691003
My prediction from last night was 2830. That maybe a bit of a stretch now. 2790? I expect a small pump in to close.

[Anonymous No.17691089]

>>17691020
You withdrew all your money because you think the banks and fdic are going to collapse?

[Anonymous No.17691097]

>>17691089
absolute state of these people. if shit gets that bad your money is toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.17691102]

>italy was first redzone in europe
>new york and new jersey have large italian populations
>now first us redzone
like pottery

[Anonymous No.17691103]

>>17691031
Ebay banned hand sanitizer and masks.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17691104]

>>17691086
the stock market isn't the economy. it's literally just a casino for us to gamble in.

[Anonymous No.17691108]

>>17690978
Yeah someone tell me about SQQQ, stay in or bail?

[Anonymous No.17691109]

>0.54%
>3 hours left
Its over guys? Bear bros won?

[Anonymous No.17691112]

I can feel it lads

[Anonymous No.17691114]

>>17691086
they are going to soon, but not an emergency one. They are cautious after last disaster.

Those interest rate cuts are going to juice the fuck out of my bags on the incline.

[Anonymous No.17691116]

>>17691102
Why do (((they))) hate italians so much?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17691119]

>>17691103
well time to short e-bay.

[Anonymous No.17691121]

>>17691103
What? Really?

[Anonymous No.17691137]

>>17691109
Yes. Buy LINK

[Anonymous No.17691140]

>>17691109
2. And Yes

[Anonymous No.17691141]

>>17690923
No, it isn't.

[Anonymous No.17691144]

>>17691112

[Anonymous No.17691145]

>>17691121
Yeah, supposedly to fight price gouging

[Anonymous No.17691148]

>>17691000
>he thinks value has value

[Anonymous No.17691152]

>>17691104
Keep telling yourself that

[Anonymous No.17691155]

>>17690978
By long I hope you don't mean more than 2 weeks. Also expect 20 point swings throughout the week and next.

Also, watch out for the fed pump in the final hour today. Feds can't afford to let the market close low after his announcement and are gonna probably shoot things back up to 1% up or something.

[Anonymous No.17691161]

>>17691015

[Anonymous No.17691162]

>>17691108
>SQQQ

pump and then dump

[Anonymous No.17691163]

>>17690958
Start looking at oil stocks.

[Anonymous No.17691168]

>>17691116
eternal grudge against the romans for being the one western culture they couldnt control

[Credit Spread Officer No.17691171]

holy fucking shit no joke just had a large number of jets flow over my house very low holy fuck

[Anonymous No.17691173]

>>17691116
highest white IQ's statistically

[Anonymous No.17691176]

>>17691162
Roger roger, it’s gonna reach where I bought it like a retard soon and I’ll just sell it back.

[Anonymous No.17691177]

>>17691171
where at?

[Anonymous No.17691181]

>>17691173
They do well on Italian IQ tests made for Italians

[Anonymous No.17691182]

>>17691171
Where?

[Anonymous No.17691183]

>>17691089
Probably just a paranoid /pol/tard who does this several times a year

[Credit Spread Officer No.17691185]

>>17691177
H T I N E

[Anonymous No.17691188]

>>17691171
the NASDAQ just flew over my house!

[Anonymous No.17691190]

>>17691171
what is this shitpost supposed to imply

[Anonymous No.17691191]

the orange is useless holy shit
this crisis proves it

[Anonymous No.17691193]

>>17691109
>Its over guys? Bear bros won?
Crab wins today, although I've never been as bullish as ever. We may have finally reached the bottom of this shitshow.

[Anonymous No.17691195]

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[Anonymous No.17691196]

>>17691176
I've been holding SQQQ since the 28th and am a few percent down right now. I probably should have taken the 1% gain and sold yesterday, then bought back in today. Don't hold it too long, unless you get btfo by a sudden rally like I did.

[Anonymous No.17691197]

[angry crabbing noises]

[Anonymous No.17691206]

>>17691191
The president can't do much

[Credit Spread Officer No.17691210]

>>17691190
theres been an uptick in jet activity and these fuckers are flying L O W

[Anonymous No.17691212]

>>17691163
really? I'm thinking it'll go lower for a bit
but stuff like HAL, OXY, BNO, BP, XOM, MRO SLB, APA, GUSH, ect they're up not, some but this is just due to classic rebound, if saudi's make a move it'll tank again and I'll feel better getting in then- cause of my limited funds to use. Still incredibly discounted

[Anonymous No.17691219]

BREAKING NEW
>BREAKING NEWS
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/10/nyregion/coronavirus-new-york-update.html
NYC TO HAVE A QUARANTINE ZONE STARTING WITH 1 MILE RADIUS
MILITARY TO BE DISPATCHED TODAY

[Anonymous No.17691220]

What's the trading frequency like? I bet it's low cus everyone shook and don't know how to react and they just sitting on what they got. If it's low that mean it's bout to go down. And if it's high that mean this just a spook and its business as usual so then I'd buy.

[Anonymous No.17691223]

It's trying so hard to stay green

[Anonymous No.17691227]

>>17691183
It's not a bad idea to take some money out though, meaning more spending cash than usual. If there's any sort of quarantine in your area, you might not have easy access to a bank or ATM.

[Anonymous No.17691228]

imagine if usa lost ww2 and we were now living in a kino violet evergardenesque germanic-japanese steampunk heaven

[Anonymous No.17691230]

>>17691068
Italy reported 977 new cases of Coronavirus and 160 new dead people today
that may be a hint, and a small glimpse at the future that awaits america

[Anonymous No.17691231]

>>17691206
He can deploy the military

[Anonymous No.17691232]

>>17691193
>May have reached the bottom
>NYC just now starting to grow in cases
It hasn't even begun

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17691234]

>>17691219
links the failing ny times. lmao it's fake news.

[Anonymous No.17691239]

>>17691219
>wsj link
https://www.wsj.com/articles/containment-area-planned-for-new-york-suburb-to-stem-coronavirus-spread-11583858117

[Anonymous No.17691246]

>PART OF NEW YORK STATE IS ALREADY BEING CONTAINED IN A 1 MILE RADIUS BY THE NATIONAL GUARD
OH NO NO NO THEY SAID THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.17691249]

Anyone got any info on the Sprint and Tmobile merger?

[Anonymous No.17691250]

>>17691223
Only a week? Bring it on

[Anonymous No.17691253]

>>17691231
and the military is supposed to do what? Shoot everyone with corona-chan? Drone strike containment areas? Fuck the military gonna do except make sure you stay in your house and don't contaminate others

[Anonymous No.17691256]

>>17691206
and he didn't even do the most basic shit, instead he chose to lie and downplay the risks, instead sacrificing the public on the altar of the markets

[Anonymous No.17691258]

>>17691223
I fucking hate you

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17691260]

>>17691246

[Anonymous No.17691261]

>>17691231
That would cause even more panic

[Anonymous No.17691262]

>>17691234
see>>17691246
also
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/10/new-york-coronavirus-new-rochelle-containment
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-new-york-national-guard-cuomo-containment-zone-new-rochelle-a9391296.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2020/03/10/coronavirus-live-updates/

[Anonymous No.17691263]

>>17691219
>The area is a one-mile radius centered around a synagogue believed to be at the center of the cluster, officials said.
Ah, that explains why they are taking it seriously

[Anonymous No.17691268]

>>17691191
>>17691206
Well his main talking point going into re-election was muh economy muh dow jones. Lemme tell ya all those companies (pretty much all the major ones) who did stock buybacks in the last two years are deep red fucked combined with the lower yield curve they will have to fire niggers just to break even, then there's the fact that this crash fucked a significant portion of the US middle class in it's mouth jsut like 2008 did leaving them with nothing to withdraw and spend combined with hte global supply chain being fucked up at least till summer leading to rising prices in all things Americans will surely feel the pain by November

[Anonymous No.17691272]

WHY IS IT STILL GREEN? I WANT TO SEE RED DAMMIT!

[Anonymous No.17691284]

>>17691246
>Free travel
>delis stay open
Doesn't sound like much, just synagogue and school closings. Need a travel ban if it's supposed to do something.

[Anonymous No.17691285]

>>17691231
New York's already deployed theirs. And now that Trump's stimulus plan is already getting countered by the Democrats, there's a decent chance people aren't even going to buy into his stimulus rally tomorrow. Either way, bottom's definitely not getting reached for another week at the very least (personally betting on more than that though).

[Anonymous No.17691286]

>>17691260
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SAID YOU COULDN'T BE IN IT

[Anonymous No.17691288]

>>17691253
Sterliise areas, monitor quarentine, dliver food. They will be called eventually.

[Anonymous No.17691289]

>>17691253
>Fuck the military gonna do except make sure you stay in your house and don't contaminate others
Worked for China. Might work for Italy. Didnt need to happen in Korea because the gooks arent retards and self-isolated

[Anonymous No.17691293]

>>17691069
>What do people putting their money in a bank do to drive economy?
they are the reason banks can lend money in the first place

[Anonymous No.17691294]

>>17691196
I’m sweating it a bit; after I sell it, where do you recommend shoving the money?

[Anonymous No.17691295]

>>17691231
Are they going to nuke the coronavirus?

[Anonymous No.17691299]

>>17691171
The SEC is getting sick of your day trading.

[Anonymous No.17691300]

>>17691272
Bitcoin is red, they still pumping us stocks, this sharp turn from 0.26 to 1.30 is one hard pump

[Anonymous No.17691304]

The fed will thankfully protect consumers, look at this soar. We'll be +20% total by friday. Mark my words

[Anonymous No.17691306]

>>17691227
>what is a debit card

[Anonymous No.17691325]

I hope you all told the glowies that everything you post on 4chan is satire, because they are going to use quarantine lockdown to take out undesirables.

[Anonymous No.17691334]

>>17691285
He's gonna do it quickly. This week, two more drops like yesterday and all the stock gains made during his presidency are effectively wiped out

[Credit Spread Officer No.17691337]

>>17691299
i will short those fucking jets INTO THE GROUND

[Anonymous No.17691342]

>>17691294
I'm waiting for oil to drop again, then buying into OILU. Can't really recommend anything with confidence in this market though.

[Anonymous No.17691346]

why shouldn't you buy a put option as close as possible to the current price of the stock?
isn't the profit of an option measured by (the price of the put) - (the real future price) ?

[Anonymous No.17691347]

>>17691253
>what are they gonna do shoot you?
>they just make you stay inside by asking nice

[Anonymous No.17691349]

REFR CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.17691357]

>>17691346
Paying premium is gay though and I'm not a faggot who pays premium...

[Anonymous No.17691359]

>>17691253
They shot at people who violated the Spanish Flu quarantine in the US. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.17691364]

>>17691285
I fucking knew Democrats would get in the way. They want people blaming Trump for this shitfest so they can kick him out of the Whte House next november.

[Anonymous No.17691366]

>>17691253
>Fuck the military gonna do except make sure you stay in your house and don't contaminate others
that would literally be the entire fucking point of military involvement

[Anonymous No.17691367]

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.17691369]

anyone know how to find out which banks are overleveraged to oil companies? I feel there's a play to be made here as the debt is pretty dang high already for these guys and how much risk there is

[Anonymous No.17691375]

>>17691253
taze your ass and ship you off to a FEMA camp you dumb fuck
and before you go on about muh rights, they are entirely allowed to do that thanks to several laws enacted since 9/11

[Anonymous No.17691383]

>>17691212
Got in on some XOM and HAL today, will DCA it down if the price plunges again.

[Anonymous No.17691395]

>>17691346
>stonk goes up
>you lose

[Anonymous No.17691400]

>>17690923
borderline what? rofl

[Anonymous No.17691403]

>tfw SPCE is bleeding me dry

[Anonymous No.17691405]

>>17691346
because puts further from the current price are cheaper

[Anonymous No.17691416]

>>17691349
ORI, Air Canada if you have balls of steel

[Anonymous No.17691418]

>>17691367
>you will never eat a big mac on your own private jet
why even live

[Anonymous No.17691419]

>>17690923
Based leaf.

[Anonymous No.17691421]

>>17691253
thats exactly what there going to do
close all the non-essential businesses and people will voluntarily quarantine themselves because theres nothing to fucking do

[Anonymous No.17691426]

>>17691375
That would crash the markets even more

[Anonymous No.17691430]

It's on the trading floor

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-barclays/barclays-reports-coronavirus-case-on-new-york-trading-floor-idUSKBN20X2PV?il=0&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[Anonymous No.17691434]

>>17691403
>he fell for the DUDE SPACE meme

[Anonymous No.17691436]

>>17691403
>getting memed into buying SPCE

[Credit Spread Officer No.17691449]

WHY ARE CAKE PREMIUMS SHOOTING UP REEEEEEEE STOP EATING MY CAKERINOOOOOSS

[Anonymous No.17691450]

>>17691430
lol

[Anonymous No.17691453]

BULLBROS WE GOT WAY TOOOO FUCKING COCKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17691456]

>>17691418
Maybe not, but maybe /smg/ could pool together and buy a 5-seater and wendies

[Anonymous No.17691462]

>>17691357
i-i don't want to be a homosexual
>>17691395
what if stonks go DOWN though?
>>17691405
isn't the whole point of buying a put to guarantee selling it at the specified price?

[Anonymous No.17691463]

>>17691418
reheated big mac? no thanks

[Anonymous No.17691476]

>>17691253
>and the military is supposed to do what? Shoot everyone with corona-chan?
yes?

[Anonymous No.17691482]

>>17691346
No not even close

[Anonymous No.17691483]

Damn I thought it would be months before I started to see green.

[Anonymous No.17691486]

>>17691434
>>17691436
>seething they didnt get in
Theres still time.

[Anonymous No.17691496]

>>17691482
pls explain im dumb

[Anonymous No.17691503]

Lol wtf are a bunch of national guardsmen gunna do if a ghetto nigger hops the quarantine line? Light him up? Fucking please.

[Anonymous No.17691506]

Long here, sell in one hour.

[Anonymous No.17691510]

>>17691430

[Anonymous No.17691515]

>>17691453
higher lows, we breaking out soon

[Anonymous No.17691520]

>>17691426
by that point the markets will be the least of your worries mate

[Anonymous No.17691524]

>>17691430
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17691529]

>>17691483
I'd take a picture too, it wont last

[Anonymous No.17691530]

>>17691486
yeah, there is still time for you to cut your losses

[Anonymous No.17691533]

>>17691503
Lmao no theyre unironically gonna go clean up for jews and shit and feed them

[Anonymous No.17691538]

>>17691503
yes? That's what the military do. Try approaching a military base and don't heed the warnings they will neutralize your ass and nobody will know about it.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17691540]

lmao russian hackers are trying to suppress the USO price so hard. Once this breaks out we're going to the fucking moon.

[Anonymous No.17691545]

>>17691430
This is bullish.

[Anonymous No.17691552]

>>17691430

[Anonymous No.17691556]

>>17691529
How long until crash?

[Anonymous No.17691563]

CARNIVAL CRUISES UP 10%!!

THAT MUST MEAN WHEVE FOIND A BOTTOM?!!

[Anonymous No.17691564]

they are pumping again, bearbros...

[Anonymous No.17691569]

This crabbing is making me lose my goddamn mind.

[savanon No.17691573]

>>17691048
1-2 months for sava possibly. Trial is finished, now is just data crunching. I am holding through.

[Anonymous No.17691577]

>>17691540
USO or OILU? I got $10k long position cash. Whats your play cigarchad?

[Anonymous No.17691580]

>>17691430
>in 300 years when bears are extinct they will call them Corona markets instead

[Anonymous No.17691591]

>>17691577
Not him but I went with USO

[Anonymous No.17691592]

>>17691496
Far OTM is much less likely to execute, so they sell for even cheaper than ATM options. The drop in price isn’t linear though like you’re assuming. Look up black scholes if you’re interested in what prices tend to be determined by.

[Anonymous No.17691595]

>>17691563
Oversold bounce.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17691597]

>>17691577
I already got my USO cheapies this morning.

[Anonymous No.17691599]

>>17691538
No stupid fuck there is a difference between a military base and a line drawn around a city block. Rattle your pea brain around in your skull a little harder and think. This isnt 1970s USA. This is cucked and pozzed dumbfuckistan meltdown culture. How the fuck can martial law even function? Just fucking watch. Guardsmen will walk off the job.

[Anonymous No.17691601]

>>17691595
What’s that?

[Anonymous No.17691603]

>>17691520
Then trump shouldn't do that. At least right now, the markets aren't the least of my worries.

[Anonymous No.17691615]

Got me some mid range calls on LLY. One company with gains largely not affected by all this. Plus, I like betting on midwest whitebros working toward covid treatment.

[Anonymous No.17691618]

>>17691595
That or short covering rally... or maybe they’re pretty much the same thing

[Anonymous No.17691619]

Let's go MRNA, to the moon!

[Credit Spread Officer No.17691620]

USO calls @ 15 1 year out

[Anonymous No.17691621]

Why is SQQQ going down still??

[Anonymous No.17691622]

>>17691601
Sometimes when there is an imbalance in the trading volume, the price can jerk the opposite way. This is partly because of short sellers covering and partly due to dip buyers. It isn't necessarily a trend reversal.

[Anonymous No.17691625]

>>17691486
SPCE is gay and dumb

t. smart

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17691627]

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS MADE ME BUY NOVN!!! I"M ALREADY DOWN 18% BECAUSE OF YOUR FAGGOTRY!!!!

[Anonymous No.17691629]

This pump though! Get your SQQQ while they are in the $24 range!

[Anonymous No.17691632]

Why is it going up?

[Anonymous No.17691636]

>>17691253
>Shoot everyone with corona-chan? Drone strike containment areas?
yes

[Anonymous No.17691641]

>>17691627
You were supposed to short it

[Anonymous No.17691643]

LET'S GO

[Anonymous No.17691646]

>>17691632
end of day fed pump

[Anonymous No.17691648]

>quarantine NYC
>market is green
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.17691649]

>>17691627
>Falling for a biotech pump and dump.
There have been innumerably many over the past couple weeks. INO was yesterday. Buy one that actually has some legs to it: MRNA.

[Anonymous No.17691658]

>>17691615
I’ve been watching them, HODLing since November or so, and I’ve been impressed by their resilience.

I think is has something to do with their announcement that they shouldn’t be effected by China because they don’t source anything from there. But what if they get something from European countries that are shutting down? Or what if they’re wrong?

Anyhow, I haven’t seen anything to indicate they’re working on COVID19. I don’t think they do vaccines, not sure about antiviral treatments. They’re mostly diabetes and stuff.

[Anonymous No.17691659]

>>17691621
So the kikes can load up on it while its low

[Anonymous No.17691663]

>>17691015
It means only Alex Mercer can save them now

[Anonymous No.17691669]

>>17691648
Calm down, it will be a bear market for the next two days.

[Anonymous No.17691672]

>>17691632
The bottom is in, sorry.

Try again in another 11 years, bobo.

[Anonymous No.17691673]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17691676]

>>17691658
>Buy one that actually has some legs to it: MRNA.
I did, and I'm down 20%

[Anonymous No.17691680]

Talk me out of buying Air Canada during the next red day (probably tomorrow lmao)

[Anonymous No.17691690]

>>17691659
Fuuuuuuck ME. I completely understand pink wojak now.

[Anonymous No.17691697]

>>17691676
Strong hands. Compare to the others. First to market with coronavirus vaccine. Low volume on down days, high volume on up days.

[Anonymous No.17691699]

>>17691669
Ooooor... quarantining the whole world is priced in?

[Anonymous No.17691704]

>>17691659
always do what the kikes do, that's how they became kikes

buying two more SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17691723]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/aytu-bioscience-secures-exclusive-u-120500962.html

AYTU could be a good quick payouts if you are sure the coronavirus isnt a nothingburger. Looks like it is on it's way back up again.

[Anonymous No.17691726]

Anything on the agenda today in burgerland? press conference or something?

[Anonymous No.17691730]

>>17691627
lmao got em

[Anonymous No.17691735]

>>17691704
Goddamn it’s falling fast too.

[Anonymous No.17691739]

It's going straight up

[Anonymous No.17691741]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FUCKING INSTANT 0.5% GAIN OH MY GOD FUCK FEDS

[Anonymous No.17691742]

[Anonymous No.17691746]

this is going to fucking PRINT by friday screenshot dis

[Anonymous No.17691751]

>>17691510
Lmao, they use this guy and a few other for literally every trade floor pic

[Anonymous No.17691756]

>>17691741
Trump tweet.

[Anonymous No.17691762]

When do I begin to buy in on some cheapies?

[Anonymous No.17691764]

Jesus, there's like 3 /smg/ threads. Stop that you mongoloids

[Anonymous No.17691766]

>quarantine new york
>stock market belongs to fed now
at last I truly see

[Anonymous No.17691767]

NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP PUMPING YOU STUPID FEDS MY EASY GAINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17691769]

BOTTOM REACHED
CORONA HAS BEEN PRICED IN
OIL CRISIS PRICED IN
FED ON TIME MONEY DELIVERY
BULL BROS WE IS BACK BAYBAY

[Anonymous No.17691771]

>>17691762
You just missed it. Stocks are going up for the rest of eternity.

[Anonymous No.17691772]

>>17691658
Don't know about vaccine, but:
"Gilead’s antiviral isn’t the only medicine on the market to treat the coronavirus. Anecdotal reports are that Abbvie’s (ABBV) Kaletra may be effective, along with medicines such as Actemra, made by Roche (RHHBY), Olumiant, made by Eli Lilly (LLY), and other antivirals and anti-infectives, according to Porges."

[Anonymous No.17691774]

>>17691762
now

[Anonymous No.17691776]

god damn the fix is in
it's over bearbros, we lost this one

[Anonymous No.17691780]

Accumulate REFR cheapies

[Anonymous No.17691785]

My GUSH is paying off!

[Anonymous No.17691794]

>>17691762
>he didnt buy the dip already
too late. you are priced out. kys.

[Anonymous No.17691796]

>>17691680
Volume is still heavily sell side. For positive argument they don't have earnings until May 1st so you've got some space to get a long swing in before that. For my TA, there's no buy signal and volume indicator is red flag bearish so...

[Anonymous No.17691799]

>>17691772
That’s a long shot but I’m holding...
Also looking to DCA down on abbv, BMY, MRK

[Anonymous No.17691801]

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I SAAAAAAAAAAY MOOOOOOM THE FEDS ARE STEALING MY MONEY UUUUUUHHH

[Anonymous No.17691807]

>down 2500 1 week
>up 400 the next week
>down 2000 points 1 day
>up 600 the next day
I can live with this

[Anonymous No.17691808]

so what news popped up?
is this short covering?

[Anonymous No.17691812]

Did they save the economy?

[Anonymous No.17691824]

>>17691746
I'm at 400 shares of SQQQ myself, it's happening soon

[Anonymous No.17691826]

Pls keep pumping fed. I dug myself a hole today I need you get me out of.

[Anonymous No.17691827]

>people are buying into indexes days before USA declares a pandemic within their borders

Keep pumping the bull trap fellas - buy the dip lol, i want to ride the next leg down in style

[Anonymous No.17691831]

>>17691796
based anime fren

[Anonymous No.17691833]

>>17691796
>Volume is still heavily sell side.
What is that even supposed to mean? For every seller there's a buyer, idiot.

[Anonymous No.17691835]

Yes when entire countries are shut down airline and hotel stock should rightly recover and boom.
Fuck off PPT.

[Anonymous No.17691838]

thank fuck i sold sqqq

[Anonymous No.17691839]

>>17691812
yeah you didn't know quarantining NYC and sending the national guard was BULLISH?

[Anonymous No.17691841]

Feds pump starting. Hope you bought in on time.

[Anonymous No.17691843]

So when is the moment to actually start buying? April?

[Anonymous No.17691849]

>>17691808
>what news popped
the national guard is deployed to New York to quarantine neighborhoods
>but wait isn't that bad
((()))

[Anonymous No.17691854]

>>17691234
Why do you low IQ retards try to mimic the puppet in Chief?

[Anonymous No.17691858]

UP UP UP
>UP UP UP
UP UP UP
>UP UP UP
UP UP UP
>UP UP UP
UP UP UP
>UP UP UP
UP UP UP
>UP UP UP
BOTTOM REACHED, RETARD PANIC SOLD
THE GREATEST BULL RUN IN HISTORY HAS BEGUN

[Anonymous No.17691859]

This is such an artificial pump holy shit. It's rising like if a cure for Corona was found.

[Anonymous No.17691861]

What the fuck is this dumb ass market.
BE BULL OR BEAR

[Anonymous No.17691862]

>>17691843
just a few moments ago actually, you just missed the fed pump

[Anonymous No.17691866]

I don't know how you guys are surprised by this. They have been doing this at the end of every trading day for two weeks straight.

[Anonymous No.17691867]

ITS GREEN ITS ALL GOING UP THANKS FEDS

[Anonymous No.17691869]

I guess I’m going to fucking hold onto the SQQQ, I’m fucked once again!

[Anonymous No.17691874]

>>17691835
>>17691839
This nothing makes sense anymore

[Anonymous No.17691878]

have the markets priced in Biden winning tonight?

[Anonymous No.17691882]

>they didn't set themselves up for life yesterday

[Anonymous No.17691888]

>>17691869
I'm there with you

[Anonymous No.17691890]

>>17691833
Cumulative control of candles for the past several trading sessions. Volume can be considered sell side weighted if majority of the spikes are red and majority of candles are closing red or neutral. That's all it means. Volume based indicators show this is a more simple way with a zero line in the middle and a wavy line. Line below zero, sellers in control. Line above zero, buyers in control.

[Anonymous No.17691889]

it'll go down...r-right bear bros?

[Anonymous No.17691896]

NEW YORK CONTAINMENT ZONE
NATIONAL GUARD COMING IN
DONT BUY THE BULL TRAP

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/03/new-york-coronavirus-cases-updates.html

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17691899]

>>17691859
a cure was found, it's called NOVN, and WTI crude.

[Anonymous No.17691901]

>>17691838
I don’t even know what to do with it anymore. Selling would be too much of a loss now. I’m so fucking mad.

[Anonymous No.17691902]

What in the actual fuck?

[Anonymous No.17691904]

>>17691849
Expected by everyone and their mother, if you didn’t think NY was going to need to take quarantine measures you’re a brainlet

If you thought markets crash straight down without oversold bounces and short covering rallies then you must be very new.

>>17691878
This is the best one. Goddamn.
I might dump right now... there are primaries tonight, right?

[Anonymous No.17691906]

Time to go long? Maybe we will shoot up after hours as well?

[Anonymous No.17691907]

should I buy some cheapies to hedge against this bounce being real instead of fed trickery?

[Anonymous No.17691909]

>>17691869
>>17691888
Are you buying options or literally holding? You know you're not supposed to be holding onto leveraged index funds long term right?

[Anonymous No.17691912]

>LEVELING OFF

[Anonymous No.17691918]

>stalling
YES YES
SEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.17691921]

>>17691896
>thats bullish, we are tacking active measures to ending the virus

[Anonymous No.17691922]

Is it just me or does this Corona shit + oil dump seem a bit too much of a perfect storm? Especially during election year in the US?

[Anonymous No.17691923]

OXY cutting its dividend...

[Anonymous No.17691925]

>>17691839
>wall street kikes are forced to buy stocks at gunpoint
>look it's green guise

[Anonymous No.17691927]

IT'S DROPPING OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S DROPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17691928]

>>17691904
Primaries tonight. Bernie NEEDS to win Michigan but Biden is favored.

[Anonymous No.17691930]

>>17691889
There is absolutely, literally no reason for anything to go up right now

[Anonymous No.17691931]

Washington state warns that rapid lockdown might be necessary...
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/new-jersey-declares-state-emergency-coronavirus-cases-triple-greater-new-york

[Anonymous No.17691933]

>>17691858
your "bull run" is ending right now as we speak autist

[Anonymous No.17691934]

>he doesn't know what a dead cat bounce is

[Anonymous No.17691935]

FEDS NEED TO KICK IT IN OVER GEAR +7% CLOSING OR BUST

[Anonymous No.17691940]

>>17691909
I missed my chance to get rid of them at peak today.

[Anonymous No.17691951]

>>17691928
>electing a socialist jew is the only way we win

[Anonymous No.17691954]

>>17691901
Eh, I think you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.17691955]

>>17691935
even if it goes up 8% it still wont regain yesterday's losses, since today's starting point is lower than yesterday
also
>STALLING

[Anonymous No.17691956]

>>17691909
>>17691901
Hold, it'll shoot right back up. I was down 20% on SQQQ the day after I bought in. You have to accept big swings when you play with leverage. This isn't the bottom, so you'll bounce back.

[Anonymous No.17691959]

>>17691922
Israelis and Saudis prefer Trump over the dems though

[Anonymous No.17691960]

bros we are still really far away from open price...

[Anonymous No.17691961]

>>17691922
Take advantage of it.

[Anonymous No.17691964]

>>17691890
And by the by, sellers remain marginally in control of the S&P at this time on 1day candles. It's pretty slim though and that's indicating Snibby on the field to me.

[Anonymous No.17691967]

>>17691940
Didn't you buy them today at peak?

[Anonymous No.17691970]

>>17691899
>WTI
Just filling some of the gap. It will go sub 30 EOW.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17691977]

TLT fag is kinda quiet. hopefully he's ok

[Anonymous No.17691980]

>>17691956
I’m sweaty but I’ll hold.

[Anonymous No.17691981]

>>17691956
If we end green today, I'll probably buy some SQQQ. We're definitely taking a huge dump tomorrow with all these quarantines and Bernie most likely having an ok night

[Anonymous No.17691982]

NEVER STOPPING
BULLISH FOREVER

[Anonymous No.17691983]

>>17691923
Yeah I figured. It was a little too much for them to handle under these conditions.

[Anonymous No.17691984]

What if trump uses corona chan to make himself the new caesar and goes full fash. God I'm getting hard just thinking about it

[Anonymous No.17691988]

and just like that spy will never be below 2800 again

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17691996]

GME making a steady climb

[Anonymous No.17692001]

>>17691977
My bonds are getting ass blasted can confirm

[Anonymous No.17692002]

oh my god it's STILL climbing

[Anonymous No.17692011]

Remember, by the end of the month
>Italy will be recovering slowly
>France will be locked down entirely
>Germany will be locked down entirely
>England will be locked down entirely
>NYS and Wershington will be locked down entirely
but yeah tell me more about your bull run

[Anonymous No.17692016]

>feds ran out of cash
PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY MOTHERFUCKAS
I DARE YOU
I DOUBLE DARE YOU

[Credit Spread Officer No.17692019]

GO REGGIE GO REGGIE GO
GO REGGIE GO REGGIE GO

[Anonymous No.17692022]

>>17692002
No it isn't...

[Anonymous No.17692024]

>>17691996
pump and dump. even based reggie can't save that pile of shit.

[Anonymous No.17692028]

1 trillion dollar pump

[Anonymous No.17692035]

>>17692002
This is a natural and organic pump. Italy and the rest of Europe getting confined to their cucksheds, the national guard taking over NY and Washington needing imminent containment is actually bullish.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17692037]

>>17692024

[Anonymous No.17692043]

it bottomed out today, now it's growing organically
stfu about "pumps" we're back in the bull

[Anonymous No.17692047]

>>17692011
>NY & Washington kikes locked up
That's the ultimate bull run.

[Anonymous No.17692048]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAOOOOOO
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

[Anonymous No.17692050]

>>17691959
Doesn't mean there's powers behind the scene trying to fuck shit up though. Analysts with others have already said that this is a "perfect storm" to bring down a strong bull market, but the fact that both major events happened almost simultaneously is just weird. Especially since like I said it happened during the election year.
Obviously there's no way to prove it but.. come on now

[Anonymous No.17692052]

BLOODY WEDNESDAY CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.17692059]

>>17692028
All to be taken out of the market and boomer pension fund inc by bastard neets. The pumpers gets what they deserve.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17692060]

AND THEN GOD SAID
"LET THERE BE BULLS"

[Anonymous No.17692066]

25K BY CLOSE
WE'RE BACK IN BULLTOWN BABY

[Anonymous No.17692067]

>made $50 hustling BlackBerry today
am I daytrader now?

[Anonymous No.17692069]

>>17692035
Makes sense to me. Keep buying.

[Anonymous No.17692072]

>Be me
>Shortness of breath and coof
>There has already been a death in my county
>Call Emergency room asking if they have tests
>Yes anon, but you have to call the Coronavirus hotline first
>Call coronavirus hotline
>We’re sorry anon we can’t do anything until you call your primary care physician
>Call primary care physician
>Well anon, have you traveled outside of the country, or been around anyone who has?
>wtf? This thing has achieved community spread already why are you asking me that?
>Alright we will have the nurse practitioner call you back
>3 hours later, still no call back
>MFW

[Anonymous No.17692075]

up 2.5% jesus christ

the pumping is real

[Anonymous No.17692084]

>3:00:01

[Anonymous No.17692090]

>>17691462
No you dont want to have to actually exercise the option unless you have a load of cash for buying the stocks, you just sell it for near its intrinsic value

[Anonymous No.17692095]

>>17692067
Not until you're ruined like the rest of us

[Anonymous No.17692096]

The fed pumps at the end of every day for the past two weeks get used to it.

[Anonymous No.17692097]

Anyone buying into this is going to lose money

[Anonymous No.17692104]

cant wait to open -5% tommorow

everything is getting overbought and we just had the first containment zone in NY and Washington state...stupid FOMO buyers are going to get burned at open

[Anonymous No.17692105]

oh my god it's SO fucking bullish

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.17692108]

Attention leaf anons: Pay attention to Real Matters. That stock has been rock solid through this entire freak out.

[Anonymous No.17692109]

LAST CHANCE TO GET ON THE ORI TRAIN FOR THOSE SWEET DIVIS

[Anonymous No.17692110]

>>17692072
kraut?

would be worried when you have fever, everyones ass is coofing

[Anonymous No.17692115]

BUYING EVERYTHING WE MADE IT

[Anonymous No.17692122]

Bump limit hit. Pls migrate over to the other thread in progress at leisure:

>>17690913

>>17690913

>>17690913

>>17690913

>>17690913

>>17690913

[Anonymous No.17692127]

>>17692096
Not really, more like 60/40

[Anonymous No.17692128]

Don't buy

[Anonymous No.17692195]

>>17692128
I need either a source or audio

[Anonymous No.17692215]

>>17692195
MissPrincessKaye

[Anonymous No.17692238]

>>17692215
Thank you

[Anonymous No.17692689]

>>17691223
i need a red week for muhputs

[Anonymous No.17693230]

>>17691253
They're gonna nuke NYC into the bay, screencap this.

[Anonymous No.17693294]

>>17692072
Bergen?