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17690609 No.17690609 [Reply] [Original]

They keep telling me I can die in my sleep mixing Xanax with the liquor, why isn't it working?

>> No.17690625

>>17690609
it already did, we are all dead and this is the alternative timeline. i died in new years eve 2012-2013

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17690710

>>17690625
I just wanted to make it , was that really too much to ask? Now I've reverse-made-it

>> No.17691719

>>17690609
Send me all your crypto first and then I'll tell you why. I've done it successfully many times.

>> No.17691820

>>17690609
You really need to take a shitload of Xanax and also a fair amount of liquor for it to work. Also after you wash down the pills put a plastic bag over your head and just take a nice nap. That’ll work for sure.

>> No.17691836

>>17690609
Quantum immortality.

>> No.17691852

>>17691820
this. In my bar head days I saw homies wash down 8 or 9 xanax in a span of 5-6 hours and still be awake enough to drink beers. No one ever died, I’m not really sure how

>> No.17691863

>>17690609
>mixing Xanax with the liquor

Isn't that how spinster women kill themselves?