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>> No.17685920

no mo'gage payments? so u sayin they houses b free n shiet? SHEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.17685924

Might be red today or tomorrow at the least.

>> No.17685931

>>17685907
uh oh their fud narrative is slipping. that headlines teeters on exposing the real nature of this global market correction

>> No.17685942

>>17685907

Hey wait you can't do that. How the bankers supposed to make money.

>> No.17685957

>>17685907
Pretty based tbqh

>> No.17685974

>>17685942
yes goys have free money!!

>> No.17685990

>>17685907
They are probably just going to suspend mortgage payments. There is no way Italy can afford to pay for millions of mortgages--they are already too saddled with debt. The real question is, what about renters?

>> No.17685996

I would withhold rent too. If Shekelberg wants to evict me, come do it in person COOF.

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>>17685907
gwopo here

if you don't pay me my interest i'll break both your legs goyim.

>> No.17686009

>>17685990
>Italy to suspend mortgage payments
>"They're probably just going to suspend mortgage payments"

Thanks

>> No.17686015

>>17685907
>suspending mortgage payments
you still owe money, whilst this could be useful if you lose paycheck, its not a big deal, you dont get free money.

you could probably call up your bank from any country in 2019 and ask for suspension for afew months.

>> No.17686024
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>>17685907
>Italy stops mortgage payments and prevents people from leaving their home (except wagies who are "free" to return to their cage topkek)
>Iran stops rent payments and gives everyone 100GB free internet so they stay home
The NEET takeover has merely begun, wagies better stack up on ropes before they miss that train like they did with masks and hand sanitizer

>> No.17686027

>>17686009
>fags in this thread assuming it's free gibs

I'm just further clarifying the headline, my guy.

>> No.17686028

>>17685990
>what about renters
they won't starve, be sure

>> No.17686030

>>17686024
imagine if corona virus brings UBI to the world. yanggang on suicide watch

>> No.17686033
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>> No.17686034

>>17686024
Blessed are the NEET, for they shall inherit the earth!

>> No.17686048

>>17685907
Will we see UniCredit collapse?

>> No.17686079

brb, withdrawing mah money from mah bank

>> No.17686091

>tfw you dont have to pay mortgage and your rentslaves still pay you rent

>> No.17686122

>>17685907
Well there goes the euro, Italy has the least liquid banks in Europe, this will only make a bad situation worse. Wonder how long till Italy either leave the EU or stop using the EURO.
>>17685990
Those are private contracts...i.e fucked

>> No.17686123

>>17686091
They can not pay you, what will you do? Kick them out? Break the law and force people ot of quaranten?

>> No.17686197

>>17685957
Only to privates and families. Which means that if you’re being paid a salary you live rent free, if you’re running a business you have to pay nonetheless while forced to close.
I think these traitors should be hanged.

>> No.17686212
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>>17686030
It'll have to unless the system wants to get wrecked. Massive demand shock which will also lead to a supply shock once inventories are depleted, then the normies who didn't stack canned food will riot in the streets until everything collapses or the pot gets sweetened for people to go out and consoom again (which will drive up production as well and revive the economy) by giving everyone helicopter money

This is it lads, the only options going forward from here are utter collapse or NEET utopia. And either way, the boomercaust. We are living in historically comfy times.

>> No.17686256

>>17686212
>normies are about to flood every inch of the internet
>comfy

>> No.17686271

>>17685942
>suspend payments
>interest continues to accrue
they will make more money this way

>> No.17686276

Lol

>> No.17686280

>>17686091
>>17686123
Mortgage is not the only expense of rental property. It is actually one of the smallest costs of mine to be honest. So tenants would still have to pay or I would evict.

>> No.17686369

>>17686271
this, hardly charity by the bank unless they write the months off

>> No.17686412

>>17686280
Government orders tenants to stay inside.
Tenants stop paying.
Anon says they have to leave.

Are you a crazy person or just gread ate your brains? Forcing people to break law makes you a criminal. IQ 90.

>> No.17686425

>>17686027
You wrote the same thing over. That's not clarifying.

>> No.17686465

>>17686412
Is the goverment going to pay my real estate taxes? Is the governement going to pay my insurance. Is the goverment going to pay HOA fees? Is the government going to pay when something breaks? Exactly. Find somewhere else to live for free you lazy nigger.

>> No.17686475

>>17685907
>suspend mortgage payments
*screams hassidically*

>> No.17686507

>>17686465
I own a house. If government says they stay inside, they stay inside. Get fucked greedy idiot.

>> No.17686540
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>>17686280
>I would evict
>call the police
>"Oy vey please officer go out into the corona infested streets and drag these people out of their home while they resist, claw at your face and cough on you"
>"H-hello? Officer? Hello is anyo- OY GEVALT DIS IS A SHOAH THEY HUNG UP ON ME"
WEW get fucked boomer, this is a NEET's world now, you're just allowed to live in it until Corona Chan claims you

>> No.17686567

>>17686507
>trump will fuck over landlords.
Think about how trump makes money.

>> No.17686587

>>17686540
If police are not going to work. Then nobody is stopping me from forcing you out myself then.

>> No.17686594

>>17686567
Lol people like you will not survive what's comming.

>> No.17686606

>>17686587
ahchu!

>> No.17686610

>>17686587
Military and a deathsquads.
People breaking quaranten are not going to be asked twice.

>> No.17686623

>>17686587
The police are working, they're bagging anyone going outside and dumping them right back into their home or into some camp if they're gonna be difficult

>he thinks the state will allow chaos to spread and collapse the system just so some deluded boomer faggot can collect peanuts

>> No.17686727

>>17685907
you guys missing the bigger picture in this entire shitshow... italy has a bank system riddled with bad debt most of them probably derivatives of subprime mortgages...

there are two possibilities here 1) the government is trying to make bed for a covert bailout. in which case the taxpayers will pay for this eventually and more. 2) thy have no clue what they are playing with and the italian banking and financial sector will spectacularly collapse in the coming months.

>> No.17686760

>>17686727
oh and of course this will be worse than greece either way. a lot worse.

>> No.17686814

basically if you are an italian then withdraw all money from your accounts now buy gold and bitcoin with 20% of it keep the rest in notes.

>> No.17686828

>>17686814
Or buy pasta.

>> No.17686846

>>17686828
maybe not with all your money... but for 2 weeks sure why not i stashed up for 12 days of long shelf life water, food, milk and stuff and not even in italy. i still plan on buying stuff till i can little by little. no need to panic just plan ahead!

>> No.17686860

>>17686727
In addition, Italy basically has 3 industries

1. Heavy industry: Concentrated in the north which has been hardest hit by corona, and Pietro ain't going back to the death factory to put together FIATs

2. Tourism: [videos of tumbleweed blowing through the completely deserted streets of Venice, Rome and Milan]

3. Agriculture: Good luck getting anyone to eat anything made in Italy right now

It's over.

>> No.17686890

>>17686587
Pretty much my plan too. Ive been laying the groundwork for years to operate regardless of what else is happening. Hope none of my tenants are planning on not paying rent, after all the only thing that makes armed police special is societal agreement.

>> No.17686898

>>17686860
4th strongest economy in eu... this will be absolutely spectacular when it implodes. and i predicted it will around this time (within 1-2 years) anyhow without this outbreak. now i think it's coming sooner than later.

>> No.17686922

>>17686890
just be careful or your tenants gang up and hang you by your balls from a window.

>> No.17686926

>>17686890
You will get liquidated.

>> No.17686927

>>17686271
At least they're better than Chinese banks which still requires interest payment

>> No.17687032

Italy was causing some trouble to the globalists with blocking migrants and threatening to leave the EU. Makes you wonder why they got hit more than others...

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ITT: salty as fuck slumlords. U fgts won't do shit. Better take them shackles and buy some bodyguards. If ur in burgerland and dont have police help to evict during a pandemic, ur going to have a bad time.

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>>17686594
>people like you will not stop what's cooming

>> No.17687106

>>17687041
Install some ENB mods you faggot.

>> No.17687122

>>17685920
Ben? Is that you?

>> No.17687160

>>17686256
They already did. It started in the early 00s.

>> No.17687171

>>17687041
Yeah actually if the police won't evict non-paying tenants and you think it could be risky, then hiring others to do it would be a great solution. Bonus if the police aren't working you can sell their stuff or personal information.

>> No.17687245

>>17687083
soon I will buy your daughter for a bag of rice

>> No.17687262

>>17687171
Police will work. Their job will be to keep people INSIDE. Tenants will call the police on you, for making them break the law.
No one cares about you peanuts money idiots. We are closing whole countries up, spend hundreds of billions on fighting virus.
If you try it, you will go to prison. How retarded are you people?

>> No.17687336

>>17687262
and that's best case worst case you try to evict someone who has better mob connections (like relatives of a police officer) and you get castrated along with your little private army of tough guy landlords.

there are dangers in leaving the usual societal constructs. once you do others will probably also step up their game. which is why we have fucking law and police in the first place because it always escalates without exception to gang violence and blood feuds between clans.

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All landlord brainlets: google curfew violation.
Now: google martial law

Then: kys greedy retards

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>>17687262
Police are people too, and cowardly as fuck ironically. Should be very entertaining.

>> No.17687428

>>17686033
>RANDOM PEOPLE EALKING AT HIGH VELOCITY
>BANKS MORTGAGE VIRUS
>ALERT ALERT PANIC

Absolute state of journo homos

>> No.17687468

>>17687360
at most places it's a state sanctioned mob that dabs on other gangs. but sure try to get tough with them by all means.

>> No.17687510

We can still stop cooperating and start infecting your sorry asses diaspora style

>> No.17687560

>>17686890
Youre a fucking try hard.

Stfu, you'll end up in prison for assault with a deadly weapon or sued out your ass. And by the time this shit happens, your rent and property equity prices are going to be in the shits and you'll be begging them to stay at much lower rates.

You sound like a faggot ass boomer who lived in a world where everything he touched turned to gold and you act as if yours some fucking business god.

>> No.17687564

>>17687171
>hiring others would be a great solution
Sure, you'll just have to pay a premium for them to dodge the cops/military and avoid being obliterated or hauled off to some camp, risk getting corona while doing the eviction, risk getting caught while returning, and that's on top of the premium you're paying them for engaging in already illegal shit

That'll be $5000 to go and collect your $400 in rent

>> No.17687756

>Me mum pays her mortgage with the money I give her
>Infect her
>Dont have to pay mortgage
Win win baby

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>>17686465

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>> No.17689054

>>17685931
Ya.. they are loving this “virus” excuse rn

>> No.17689122

>>17685920
AYO HOL' UP

>> No.17689194

>>17686197
>Won't someone please think of the poor Fortune 500 CEO's and their board of directors???

>> No.17690550

>>17685907
With usura

>> No.17690620

>>17687083
top kek

>> No.17690680

>>17686122
>Brexit happens
>Germans forced to cut the PIGS loose
>UK forms a coalition with the PIGS
>makes crypto colonies out of the Mediterranean

MARE NOSTRUM MOTHER FUCKERS

>> No.17690708

When do we get free gibs in the US too???
Gibs when???

>> No.17690749

>>17689194
>implying the only business owners are large corps
Dummy. Besides CEOs are just employees. In anons scenario they make out like bandits while shareholders get fucked.

>> No.17691178

>>17690708
Suspended =/= paid for

>> No.17691216

>>17685920
mayne ima finna buy soma dem goldz chainz

>> No.17691248

>>17689023
Are they TRYING to cause a run?

>> No.17691301

>>17686587
you can't leave your house goy
and better pay the property taxes on both your residence AND rental property

>> No.17691321

>>17685907
Just a flu. Stop posting about this nothingburger.

>> No.17691350 [DELETED] 

>>17685990
>There is no way Italy can afford to pay for millions of mortgages
I know, but you don't know how retarded my people is, we're talking about a population filled with socialism.