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Today in the press conference Trump promised economic incentives to wagies to help deal with the Coronavirus. The futures are already green.

Tomorrow the Whitehouse will summon a bunch of CEOs.
So the CEOs come to Trump (new ones cause the last ones quietly quit) and Trump asks them what we need to do to save the stock market. CEOs ask for SmartContracts.

“So yeah this work from home thing is great. We think we might want to keep doing this. Electric bills are cheap and we can sign them off all of as contractors and avoid giving them healthcare. Building and maintaining wagie cagies isn't necessary anymore”.

So whats the problem then Trump asks?

Well we need a away for them to prove their working and getting things done in order to execute their paychecks. Mr President we’d like to introduce you to Sergey Nazrov. He’ll be explaining to you what we need. Now some of you may have seen this presentation before, so no spoilers.

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It's a useless shitcoin pump&dump for tech illiterate retards who think they get it but actually there's nothing to get. LITERALLY no one will ever use it for anything EVER. Dump your bags while they're still worth something. Trade it maybe if you're good at it(you aren't), hodlers will hodl their bags all the way to 0 like retards and tell you not to sell. Don't listen to them.