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/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:24:14 2020 No.17676062 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:25:03 2020 No.17676072 Bear chads rise up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:25:55 2020 No.17676084 >>17676062 >https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/ >inflation Cursed OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:26:03 2020 No.17676086 File: 342 KB, 700x595, 1494635409375.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why the FUCK are gold futures down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:26:42 2020 No.17676097 File: 8 KB, 163x57, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 4.26.15 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bitcoin fags seething

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:27:23 2020 No.17676112 Someone explain to a brainlet what happened in the conference and what it means.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:27:27 2020 No.17676114 The BVLLS will be back in town tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:27:29 2020 No.17676115 Hopefully it won't open up too high so I can sell my SPXUs without much loss

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:27:34 2020 No.17676116 It's all gonna bounce back tomorrow, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:27:43 2020 No.17676118 File: 34 KB, 450x412, 1165168944732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Thread Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS-Y9vVOvUw

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:27:53 2020 No.17676123

They are going to slash the interest rate, again.
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/fed-interest-rates-forecast-investors-expect-cut-zero-amid-coronavirus-2020-3-1028977490
Why can't they just let me make money. Futures are already high as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:28:05 2020 No.17676127 File: 134 KB, 853x1025, d4f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676062 Did you mean Hoppe edition?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:28:14 2020 No.17676130 14,000 incoming. you heard it here first

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:28:14 2020 No.17676131 >>17676114 >Shitaly on lockdown We're going -7 percent again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:28:22 2020 No.17676134 When does Asia open?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:28:23 2020 No.17676135 Who else out here buying DIS, BMO, CCL and NMR?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:29:01 2020 No.17676147 >Futures up Bear bro's we got to cocky!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:29:07 2020 No.17676149 File: 246 KB, 1334x750, E571A4D1-52A6-40B9-BE7F-EE1B32B10500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder: leftypol fags are raiding this subchan

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:29:19 2020 No.17676150 THERE IS NO BOTTOM. GIVE ME YOUR CHEAPIES.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:29:42 2020 No.17676156 >>17676116 futures look bullish and we'll be testing December 2018 lows, so probably yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:29:47 2020 No.17676159 >>17676130 >>17676131 They are going to slash rates. I'm not saying a bull market is anywhere near, but its gonna be a day of green.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:30:06 2020 No.17676161 File: 55 KB, 702x459, external-content.duckduckgo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE GRIM REPO POST "ITS JUST THE FLU BRO" OR THE FED WILL STOP PUMPING $150 BILLION INTO THE MARKET EVERY NIGHT FOREVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:30:14 2020 No.17676165 >>17676097 unreal, simple ebin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:30:41 2020 No.17676174 >Down 7% over the day >Futures up 1% We're gonna make it bros!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:30:45 2020 No.17676175 File: 257 KB, 1078x448, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676114 >>17676127 >>17676130 >>17676131

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:30:56 2020 No.17676179 >>17676159 And... holding cash or gold is uncertain as hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:30:59 2020 No.17676181 >>17676149 Fags. I made 30% off this crash today alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:31:00 2020 No.17676182 >>17676159 >They are going to slash rates priced in since last week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:31:57 2020 No.17676201 >>17676156 >December 2018 lows no fucking way... it's not that low yet no way!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:32:08 2020 No.17676203 Will it still be time for cheapies by the end of the month?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:32:14 2020 No.17676206 Screencap this: Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday are all going to be green. Friday will be the only day in red and it will be your last chance to buy at a huge discount.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:32:39 2020 No.17676209 >>17676174 >>17676147 nikkei futures have received no bump at all, although it's only down -2.6% compared to yesterday. (heh, only) so I'm going to remain wary of us futures until I see corresponding signs in the Asia markets

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:32:41 2020 No.17676211
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I think I messed up with my strangle... Just testing the waters, what would be a smarter move next time? Also did I fuck up with UWT? Its 3 times leveraged but it will go back up eventually right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:33:29 2020 No.17676227 File: 19 KB, 1083x79, see.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676206 alright mr speculator. if this doesn't happen we will find you and rape you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:33:33 2020 No.17676228 OH NO NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:33:46 2020 No.17676234 File: 404 KB, 489x445, xadx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] looks like buying the Aussie dip was a good idea +5.5% Now just need Spain UK and France to follow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:33:56 2020 No.17676239 File: 174 KB, 800x1323, SHAMEFUR_KEBAB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much money do I need to start with to be a NEET daytrader?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:34:10 2020 No.17676244 >>17676097 20% corrections are just monthly events for BTC

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:34:34 2020 No.17676249 >>17676149 Imagine spending time doing nothing instead of trying to get their lover Bernie elected. They give up way too easily, no wonder they keep failing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:34:36 2020 No.17676250 >>17676209 >Anonymous (ID: yYImhcLG) 03/09/20(Mon)19:32:39 No.1767 I say that and S&P ASX got a huge pump to only be down -.3%, let's see if it lasts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:34:41 2020 No.17676252 >>17676084 There was no tag for deflation....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:35:19 2020 No.17676262 >>17676234 holy shit the strat works again DO NOT PAMP ITALY PLZ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:35:26 2020 No.17676264 >>17676227 So a win win for me then

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:36:20 2020 No.17676276 >>17676149 >subchan

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:36:26 2020 No.17676278 File: 1.26 MB, 458x404, 1579789098765.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >goes up 1% OHNONONO BEARBROS BOOBOO BOBO GLORIOUS GOLDEN BULL RUN >down 1% BULLKEKS BTFO SELLSELLSELLSELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:36:32 2020 No.17676281 green at night, red in the morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:36:47 2020 No.17676286 >have to pay taxes when i make money >dont get gibs when i lose it

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:36:56 2020 No.17676290

What is a "stimulus" going to do about supply shortages? What is a "stimulus" going to do when everyone is encouraged to stay in their rooms for six months? All it will do is keep the stocks crabbing for another few weeks before it crashes further. The Dow 30 own this fucking country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:37:27 2020 No.17676295 >>17676278 Snibs internationally

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:37:32 2020 No.17676298 >>17676286 The jews win no matter what, that's how the system is designed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:37:37 2020 No.17676300 >>17676249 Bernie is practically guaranteed to get covid 19 and either die, get crippled or be out of the campaign trail for at least a month. Imagine unironically backing a corpse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:37:39 2020 No.17676303 >>17676290 It's all smoke and mirrors

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:38:00 2020 No.17676310 >>17676239 150% of the amount you want to end with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:38:01 2020 No.17676311 >>17676278 first day here?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:38:48 2020 No.17676323

>>17676250
>that fuckup
and that's why I shouldn't have stayed up till 6am watching the markets crash
but to do it properly, ASX had a huge pump but is starting to trend back down, peaked at like -.26%, curious if it'll pump again, stay stagnant, or plunge.
>>17676290
very little, but the markets are looking for something to hold onto to shake off the outright hysteria gripping them at the moment. Just like that big ass pump at the mere thought of the fed doing something, only to plunge when it wasn't enough lmao.
Could have a similar problem tomorrow ironically enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:39:13 2020 No.17676332 >>17676286 you can deduct up to $3000 a year in losses, and losses carry forward. so if you lost $9k you can deduct $3000 for 3 years in a row. it's actually the government encouraging you to make stupid risks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:39:32 2020 No.17676339 >>17676086 People who hold gold and need cash to cover other bad decisions will sell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:39:52 2020 No.17676344 File: 147 KB, 959x956, 1E2141BA-3302-47CC-91E7-0E7C2021E4A5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676286 >tfw living in comfy tax haven with 0% capital gains tax and low income tax

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:39:59 2020 No.17676346 File: 50 KB, 1000x581, 89D5B600-6A55-4614-A80C-ACF610155D75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he sold? pamp eet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:41:02 2020 No.17676363 >>17676116 Man feel like a real pussy not holding that AAPL call overnight, grats bulls, probably doing 180 a share at least once tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:41:35 2020 No.17676372 File: 311 KB, 628x504, 1555550129825.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676239 >>17676310 kek, more honestly. I'd say 300% to be safe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:42:31 2020 No.17676383 >>17676159 i'd love to see a day of unchanged across the board

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:42:31 2020 No.17676384 File: 309 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200309-194147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676211 Also does this mean oil will go back up tmrw :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:42:49 2020 No.17676392 >>17676209 I was just joking. Even if we rally a percentage point or two tomorrow, everything still gonna keep going down

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:42:52 2020 No.17676396

Dudes, if futures breaks this range they're heading to now.. we're in for a big pump. Basically all they need to do is to break this range and hold above it until the market opens up since that's when the fed usually jumps in. Tomorrow COULD be massive

>>17676002

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:43:41 2020 No.17676409 >>17676396 italy just got shut down you massive fucking double nigger, even if it pumps one day this market is going below 20k

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:43:50 2020 No.17676414
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MAGIC MAGIC STOCK GO DOWN
GIVE ME CHEAPIES MAKE BULLS FROWN
I SOLD MY STACK AT THE TIPPY TOP
NOW I WATCH THOSE STOCKIES DROP
A SHORT OR TWO TO MAKE ME FAT
TURN THAT THAT BULL INTO A RAT
LOOSE YOUR GRIP AND DO NOT HOLD
BOOMER CHEAPIES GROWING MOLD
CRYPTOSHIT LET'S DROP THOSE TOO
NONE WILL ESCAPE THE DROPPY JOO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:43:55 2020 No.17676415 >>17676384 oil is down until you hear about the saudis and the russians meeting again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:44:29 2020 No.17676428 >>17676116 Bounce sure. Trend reversal, uncertain leaning unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:44:51 2020 No.17676433 stocks go down 20% >Circuit breaker stocks go up 20% >crickets Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:45:10 2020 No.17676438 >>17676433 jewish tricks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:45:14 2020 No.17676440 Too late to buy the dip?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:45:21 2020 No.17676442 >>17676409 That doesn't mean you can join in on pumps you massive faggot, or are you braindead enough to only hold one position?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:46:04 2020 No.17676453 >>17676086 >shiny rocks lmao ok gronk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:46:09 2020 No.17676454 >>17676392 I figured, though it is weird to see VIX crashing an American futures pumping for virtually no reason lmao like are the sheep just going to ignore Italy being totally locked down for a month?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:46:35 2020 No.17676461 >>17676433 Green numbers good Red number bad

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Mon Mar 9 19:46:37 2020 No.17676462 File: 15 KB, 501x534, alunya dismissive.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't say I didn't warn you anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:46:57 2020 No.17676466 So what should I do with my 401K? Should I move it all into bonds?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:47:09 2020 No.17676468

>>17676123
For the thousandth time this month, shorting the index and betting against the US economy is hard. Easier way is to just sit out the drops and buy on rebound using TA to differentiate between fake out and probable real deal. Or just constantly cost average hodl if you don't wanna play the game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:47:11 2020 No.17676471 >>17676396 people overestimate the market's ability to generate big pumps because there are instances where big loses are reversed, but that is just the result of algos short squeezing. there will be a big pump at best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:47:40 2020 No.17676477 File: 209 KB, 1124x913, 1583797422529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676433 I'm not seeing much green recently

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:48:27 2020 No.17676486 Should I be worried about my AAL Puts bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:48:31 2020 No.17676488 >coomed on purpose for the fist time in months last night >next day this happens is this my fault?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:49:06 2020 No.17676498 >>17676414 Powerful

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:49:28 2020 No.17676507 >INO explodes to $50+/share >sell half >buy more AMD before $80+/share run >reinvest into MSFT before end of JEDI case, skyrockets to $220+/share I’m gonna make it bros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:49:29 2020 No.17676508 >>17676372 Minimum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:49:52 2020 No.17676517 Don't care, buying 10K in cheapo puts tomorrow. Feds can only delay the inevitable

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:50:21 2020 No.17676529 File: 195 KB, 680x532, 618.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676384 Dunno mate, what indicator is showing oil will jump? On anon was saying $20 a barrel in play. Are you short o or long?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:50:22 2020 No.17676530 >>17676488 Digits say yes. Now, put back on your chastity belt.

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Mon Mar 9 19:50:26 2020 No.17676531 File: 9 KB, 632x484, slightly higher my ass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676466 You should have moved into bonds over a year ago anon

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:50:30 2020 No.17676532

>>17676433
Pensions and jobs don’t disappear when the market goes up. The only people who lose are people betting that the economy will fail, and people who threw up a little hedge for protection.

>>17676462
>never showed methodology of study
... you got lucky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:50:32 2020 No.17676533 >>17676507 >>reinvest into MSFT before end of JEDI case, skyrockets to $220+/share uhh anon https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/03/09/judge-says-court-will-likely-side-with-amazon-over.aspx

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:51:16 2020 No.17676538 So is this week just going to be a repeat of last week? Bear->Bull->Bear->Bull->Bear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:51:32 2020 No.17676545 >>17676497 Green bean!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:51:35 2020 No.17676546 File: 407 KB, 1024x768, e56b44d160d30d924dfb410c74db8a07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] me really want order Chinese food but am scare

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:52:05 2020 No.17676555 >>17676538 yep, they are fully committed to emptying the treasury just to keep the stocks alive

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:52:11 2020 No.17676556 >>17676488 Imagine if it was, you could make millions just by promising not to coom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:52:19 2020 No.17676558 >>17676533 AMZN and seething Bezos don’t have a case. They’re doing this to sink MSFT who had all the momentum going in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:52:40 2020 No.17676564 >>17676538 Last week was bull->bear->bull->bear->bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:52:49 2020 No.17676567 >>17676433 The speed of the move is part of the equation. Read up on single stock circuit breaker criteria. It's the same criteria in both directions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:53:01 2020 No.17676571 Imagine. Some Chinese guy ate a bat last November and just because of that, the whole world is going to hell. Crazy times we're living in.

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 9 19:53:04 2020 No.17676573 Metokur stream incoming on the diperinos

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:53:06 2020 No.17676575 File: 19 KB, 388x443, 1583720413554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is tomorrow going to be an epic bull trap????

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:53:09 2020 No.17676577 >DAX futures pumping harder than US lol what, are the germans getting in one last buy high moment before the crash?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:53:29 2020 No.17676585 File: 91 KB, 700x933, corona chan nazi2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676546 I'm about to just make some dry ramen to satiate me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:53:33 2020 No.17676589 File: 7 KB, 668x137, vxivxio.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676497 Quarterly raise oh oh oh

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:53:45 2020 No.17676593

>>17676468
if this virus thing real (which is probably not *coughs*) US gonna have it worse there no way we can take care of so many people

we do have enough land that everyone can just drive a trailer into middle of no where and self quarantine for a few months then burn the trailer down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:53:46 2020 No.17676594 >>17676556 >vaguely remembers a hentai plot where if the MC cums, the devil is released and destroys the human world

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:54:04 2020 No.17676598 >>17676555 Look at all this shit they've been having to pull just to prevent stocks from falling off a cliff. They can't keep it up forever

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:54:11 2020 No.17676600
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>>17676529
Well my thinking is the market was down largely today because of happenings with oil and if it recovers tommrow oil would also recover. Am long just threw 30 bucks into the etf because I figured it would have to go back up eventually. I still don't know if leveraged ETFs can hit 0 but I sure hope the don't :)

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Mon Mar 9 19:54:19 2020 No.17676603 File: 292 KB, 432x437, society time.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676532 my methodology? the immortal science :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:54:49 2020 No.17676611 File: 22 KB, 263x558, levered.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thought I was a goner bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:54:57 2020 No.17676613 >>17676594 Cums? Like ever?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:54:59 2020 No.17676615 >>17676558 I bought MSFT but... this is how the legal system works. They have a case, could delay things for years. In the long run I want both stocks. Hope to see AMZN back below 1700

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:55:12 2020 No.17676619 File: 1.35 MB, 1400x1866, Corona.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676585 Why post the low-res version? baka

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:55:17 2020 No.17676622 File: 83 KB, 1024x917, 1557846014778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676488 I say coom again tonight and let's see what happens tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:55:26 2020 No.17676628 File: 1.05 MB, 498x278, meh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676062 Anyone else buying right now? Shit's cheap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:55:50 2020 No.17676637 >>17676589 they own whole bean industry now what you expect

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:56:01 2020 No.17676642 >>17676594 That one with the mob faced angel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:56:02 2020 No.17676643 >>17676433 20% up and 20% down are not equal numbers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:56:06 2020 No.17676645 File: 438 KB, 1076x1040, Screenshot_20200226-095622_Snapchat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676239 You need at least 25 grand in your brokerage account to even day trade as much as you want or else you will be subject to the PDT rule.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:56:31 2020 No.17676654 >>17676598 They don't care, they'll do it as long as they can. Once they sucked all the life out of it they'll move on to the next country like locusts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:57:15 2020 No.17676666 >AMD up 3.3% in pre market I guess it's a good thing I didn't sell before close

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:57:18 2020 No.17676669 >>17676600 Oil could bounce a ways but it will encounter significant resistance to trend reversal given the situation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:57:29 2020 No.17676675 File: 166 KB, 596x768, coronaCoom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to watch the Nikkei

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:58:01 2020 No.17676687 File: 50 KB, 601x502, 1582580855829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] time for the red candlesticks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:58:09 2020 No.17676692 File: 140 KB, 731x717, 1FBA4847-3936-4191-92CE-D8323451EA40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676573 >tripfag >poltard >reddit/stocktwits shill >convicted felon Checks out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:58:12 2020 No.17676694 >JPY pairs pumping STOP GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:58:21 2020 No.17676697 >>17676613 It was up until a certain date. There were two girls trying to drain his balls before the date passes of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:58:38 2020 No.17676702 File: 1.83 MB, 360x240, 1556409577775.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there are people not using a stop loss lmao got out 2 weeks ago in profit

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Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:59:01 2020 No.17676709
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>>17676628
Bought these 3 for the first time every near the day's low. Desu this dip is a gift to the little guy from the market. Sure this might be the scariest potential happening in a long time, but we've seen how this goes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:59:14 2020 No.17676711 >>17676692 You're still here? God damn anon. Get over it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:59:15 2020 No.17676712 >>17676594 "My Balls" it's both hot and hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:59:20 2020 No.17676714 >>17676573 Why would a crippled 43 year old retard who begs for donations have any insight on the stock market whatsoever? You seriously must have started browsing in 2016 kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:59:24 2020 No.17676718 >>17676589 >low growth company with 1.4% yield No thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:59:32 2020 No.17676720 File: 15 KB, 250x307, ric_original.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I move my 401k to bonds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:59:35 2020 No.17676722 >>17676642 Got a pic to jog my memory? He ended up with the loli-looking devil in the end. Had two kids with her too.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:59:40 2020 No.17676723

friendly reminder that sometime in the future, bears will have their faces ripped off in a rally and then refuse to buy back in. they will complain for years that everything is manipulated while they sit on the sidelines making no money for the next several years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:59:41 2020 No.17676725 >>17676622 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:59:46 2020 No.17676727 File: 114 KB, 256x370, x83.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676637 bzzt bzzt BGS green giant

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:59:52 2020 No.17676729 >>17676697 Crazy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:00:01 2020 No.17676732 >>17676692 Doing the lords work Doing what the jannies can’t or won’t A true hero

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 9 20:00:07 2020 No.17676733 >>17676692 Cry more you relentless faggot. I'm just going to keep making money faster than your little heart can bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:00:34 2020 No.17676744 File: 124 KB, 750x826, 2111E803-B73A-429E-9E05-1399D3B7498F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676711 It’s multiple people, faggot. >t. hates triptrannies too

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:00:51 2020 No.17676751 >>17676722 >>17676729 It was this one. >>17676712

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:00:58 2020 No.17676756 >>17676718 Well you know what anon, sometimes stocks arent about making money, Its about having fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:00:59 2020 No.17676757 >>17676669 Good to know!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:01:02 2020 No.17676758 >>17676628 >tfw had to buy SPCE for cheap to DCA This meme shit is going to MOON one day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:01:14 2020 No.17676760 File: 69 KB, 1280x720, dotasecretshop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676628 >>17676709 >Buy the dip!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:01:19 2020 No.17676762 What the fuck is going on in after hours? Everything is green

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:01:33 2020 No.17676765 >>17676722 Nah the one I’m taking about was pretty new, only one issue afaik

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:01:38 2020 No.17676767 >>17676758 It already mooned

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:01:39 2020 No.17676768 >>17676733 Now that’s what I call cope lmaooooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:01:56 2020 No.17676773 File: 38 KB, 220x387, RWS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676709 >Update >JPM Good luck with that falling knife.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:01:58 2020 No.17676774

>>17676598
Bread will cost $15 a loaf before Trump allows a recession to jeopardize reelection. He's got Powell on a leash and the banks and fed actually DO want to own the economy on the backs of cheapies, especially the tech sector. The PPT pumps will keep coming until they do empty themselves out and thats when the taxpayer bailout comes, we hit a baby recession instead of a true depression and we begin this song and dance all over again. They really do have the means to just do this shit forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:01:59 2020 No.17676775 File: 323 KB, 646x595, 1528153859580.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GDX is going to be okay, right bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:02:12 2020 No.17676780 >>17676645 I'm Canadian, I can daytrade on the TSX without the American PDT rule appying

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:02:42 2020 No.17676788 >>17676744 BUY MY BAGS SIRS I AM A LAB TECH CONVICTED FOR ARMED ROBBERY, TRUST ME ITLL MOON DAW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:02:59 2020 No.17676795 >>17676628 >buying on the steam halloween sale before the steam christmas sale

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:03:10 2020 No.17676802 >>17676727 Lemme know when I get to buy more bargain basement canned foods for coronafudders money’s. So far my CLX and Costco plays have worked and I might make them long term holds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:03:29 2020 No.17676809 >>17676767 >salty retard The company is worth AT LEAST 10B market cap, which puts it at a $50 share price. Its that simple sometimes.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:03:47 2020 No.17676816
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Never thought I'd say this, but smart move from Trump in briefing. By proposing a payroll tax cut stimulus, and not another limited beneficiary income tax cut, dems are likely to pass it quick. Dems love payroll tax cuts. Money to the bottom.
Even though it's only .0001 liquidity injected back to the bottom, it will sail through congress & have great optics like the administration is actually doing something in response to the markets this week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:03:49 2020 No.17676817 Where is the Nikkei 225?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:04:17 2020 No.17676828 >>17676732 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:04:22 2020 No.17676830 now's a good time to buy because lmao if you think the markets won't normalize in the next 6 months to 3 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:04:39 2020 No.17676833 >>17676795 why not both

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:04:46 2020 No.17676837 File: 204 KB, 1280x720, 63861-image_5c4a40a2d18c7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676531 So is it too late? Should I just stay put with my mutual funds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:04:55 2020 No.17676841 >>17676816 fuckin based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:05:17 2020 No.17676850 >>17676780 Do you mean to imply that you cannot daytrade on US exchanges as a Canadian? I haven't had a problem with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:05:24 2020 No.17676853 File: 283 KB, 500x500, EA1DC159-A428-4852-AA56-C84D4788662A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676414 I ike it anon.

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Mon Mar 9 20:05:29 2020 No.17676855 File: 155 KB, 1700x900, ally returns.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] but hey, that's life!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:05:32 2020 No.17676856 >>17676774 >rising cost of food Nah Subsidize Agro business Keep lowest strata able to afford food but not education or healthcare We are witnessing a return to the 3 strata society of royalty, nobility, and peasant

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:06:12 2020 No.17676869 >>17676830 >next six months to three years absolutely but this isn't the bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:07:08 2020 No.17676886 >>17676816 Trump has it in the bag. Why do you Americans insist on having intermediate elections if the President can use his executive powers to hoard most of the votes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:07:15 2020 No.17676889 >>17676837 We should get a nice oversold bounce tomorrow and maybe all week if you want to increase your cash position then wait for more cheapies of ONLY good companies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:07:33 2020 No.17676895 >>17676850 You can but apparently the PDT rules apply to your US trades

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:07:43 2020 No.17676899 >>17676816 Sounds cool mr Mitchell

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Mon Mar 9 20:08:06 2020 No.17676904 >>17676837 it's probably gonna get a lot worse before it gets better

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:08:16 2020 No.17676906 >>17676086 because the bears are too arrogant

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:08:16 2020 No.17676907 >>17676211 10 ONTX HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:08:16 2020 No.17676908 >>17676615 It’s not in AMZN’s interest to delay it for years. They have to pay for delaying the project.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:08:52 2020 No.17676916 File: 714 KB, 344x426, B00DD8CF-A0A1-4936-BAA8-150C6AF4A580.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676907 Even a single SNSS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:08:56 2020 No.17676917 >>17676886 Sure sure but what about carter and bush senior? You never know. Also if trump and pence both die of corona I want to get an actual choice of who comes next.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:09:24 2020 No.17676927 File: 25 KB, 781x576, fuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676855 I tell ya, I can't deny it...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:09:48 2020 No.17676934 >>17676546 Heat it in oven at low temp a bit. Will sanitize. Wash hands after throwing all packaging away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:09:57 2020 No.17676938 >>17676908 Pay who? Legal fees? I’m sure that doesn’t bother them, they must have loads of attorneys on retainer for exactly this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:10:08 2020 No.17676942 >>17676904 Guess I'll move everything to bonds. I'm only down 8% on the year so it isn't too bad.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:10:32 2020 No.17676948

>>17676856
>tfw can reliably buy calls forever because it's incredibly unlikely the masses will actually wake up and stop this from happening
Bears are idiots missing out on free money and a secured spot among nobility. The system is built to never fully crash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:10:50 2020 No.17676954 >>17676628 bought friday bought today I'm 100% long now, exited SQQQ and TZA positions monday I'm bullish as fuck and okay waiting for these sniffles to pass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:10:59 2020 No.17676958 >>17676855 >silver >ulhein’s bags

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:11:04 2020 No.17676959 Has anything fundamentally changed for AMD other than coronachan and general fear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:11:25 2020 No.17676963 https://www.investing.com/indices/japan-ni225-chart nips hemorrhaging

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:11:33 2020 No.17676967 >>17676927 wtf are you doing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:11:36 2020 No.17676969 File: 144 KB, 394x360, 1514241068442.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IS GDX GOING TO BE OKAY

>>	SNSS Anon !!BCTebESNF7d Mon Mar 9 20:11:42 2020 No.17676971 >>17676855 Not a single solitary SNSS? No wonder you have a low 5 digit portfolio, hahaha. I hope you’re like 19, newfag!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:11:48 2020 No.17676973 >>17676628 I can definitely see it going lower by this friday as we get more and more corona news. Then I will make my move on these discounts.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:12:09 2020 No.17676979
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>our dumb shitcoin board is suddenly talking about stock market board outside of smg
>leave for dinner, futures now green
when did you realize that we have become the ultimate pump and dump shitcoin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:12:10 2020 No.17676980 >>17676948 Gotta hedge against those calls with puts against the 3rd world countries like Italy Glad I held my ko call

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:12:40 2020 No.17676991 BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARCHADS ARE BACK DRUMPF DIDNT SOLVE ANYTHING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:13:01 2020 No.17676995 >>17676809 My cumsock is worth $1b, i can pull numbers out my ass too

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:13:06 2020 No.17676998 >>17676959 How about that fucking 140 P/E?

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 9 20:14:04 2020 No.17677017 >>17676971 You know people can see that you have the wrong tripcode, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:14:21 2020 No.17677023 >>17676959 Consoles might be delayed INTC is coming back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:14:33 2020 No.17677024 >>17676991 lol he said like 5 words and then got shifted out the room before anyone could hear him coughing also pence absolutely knows whether trump has been tested

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:14:55 2020 No.17677032 >>17676998 Didn't stop it inflating before, why would it now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:15:05 2020 No.17677034 >>17676959 Dig up the soxl copypasta and realize that all of that shit is now bad, because recession.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:15:42 2020 No.17677043 File: 24 KB, 685x430, firefox_dnSgwdkCde.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nice

>>	SNSS Anon !!HgatuOQO4UE Mon Mar 9 20:16:56 2020 No.17677070 >>17677017 Fuck off, faker. Check the archive, I am the real SNSS bro!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:17:09 2020 No.17677076 >>17676907 >>17676916 Pls no bully

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:17:12 2020 No.17677077 Someone explain to a brainlet what happened in the conference and what it means.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:17:17 2020 No.17677078 File: 283 KB, 750x885, 29D09E80-9E05-4A2E-B298-35AF93BB8885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this the best the feds can do? Conjure up a slither of green in the Futures? I am not impressed.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:17:17 2020 No.17677079
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>>17676062
Anyone else looking at buying OXY...?

25% yield and they haven't lowered dividends for 25 years.

Could be the chance of a lifetime. Even though they are not making a profit does anyone really believe this company will go away?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occidental_Petroleum

Where's the dividends are your fren guy?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:17:42 2020 No.17677086
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>>17677032
>Didn't stop it inflating before, why would it now?

Oh it doesn't have an established pattern of mooning then cratering, multiple times? I must have been looking the wrong chart.

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 9 20:17:48 2020 No.17677091 >>17677070 Ok I guess we're doing this gay shit now. Have fun with your cope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:17:53 2020 No.17677094 >>17676809 How does Branson plan to compete with Starship, which is purely a superset of everything Virgin Galactic does?

>>	SNSS Anon !!/gcolR7eFuI Mon Mar 9 20:18:13 2020 No.17677100 >>17677070 No, I’m the real SNSS Anon. You must be high if you’re trying to impersonate me on this subchan. xD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:18:52 2020 No.17677116 File: 27 KB, 680x350, bobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676072 SOON™

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:19:04 2020 No.17677121 File: 1.14 MB, 1134x732, 1552106975307.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so who posts theses "got too cocky" comments? bears when it's "bullbros too cocky" and vice versa? or just some retard on the sideline making low quality shitposts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:19:26 2020 No.17677128 dax future +2% heil hitler

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:19:30 2020 No.17677134 File: 469 KB, 1006x1167, not just corona virus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this accurate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:19:57 2020 No.17677137 >>17677091 >implying it’s one person >implying 4chin hasn’t hated tripfags for 16 years Absolutely seething. kys ASAP you poor, nobags faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:20:02 2020 No.17677140 >>17677043 Ouch.

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 9 20:20:43 2020 No.17677153 >>17677137 Hate me all you want. I'll never care about your ouchie fee fees kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:20:48 2020 No.17677155 >>17677023 INTC is not coming back until at least 2021

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:21:10 2020 No.17677161 File: 84 KB, 1200x1090, E002EFF0-AB2B-4CF7-9628-96CA47B997A7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676086 >he bought shiny rocks

>>	SNSS Anon !!NO779S1sLHn Mon Mar 9 20:21:19 2020 No.17677164 Fuck this shit, I’m going back to Stocktwits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:21:47 2020 No.17677171 >>17677121 Is mostly just funposting A LEAN HOG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Mon Mar 9 20:22:10 2020 No.17677180 File: 67 KB, 500x403, flirting with your crush.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677134 more than you could possibly imagine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:22:14 2020 No.17677183 File: 569 KB, 734x1210, 1541027856619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17676816 No offense to Trump but by not speaking and rambling he probably saved us from another huge crash

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:22:18 2020 No.17677184 Probably going to be a small gain tomorrow and Wednesday due to the Biden effect, but I don't think we hit the bottom yet, especially if Rus/SA doesn't get their shit together and if the virus starts speeding up here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:22:26 2020 No.17677187 >>17677164 kek seeya tripfag don’t let the door hit you stay poor, etc etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:22:50 2020 No.17677196 >>17677125 >>17677125

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:22:57 2020 No.17677198 >>17677079 No. Made a bad anadarko deal Stupid Cvx is the only name that interests me if they keep dumping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:23:27 2020 No.17677205 >>17676967 trust me, I know what I'm doing

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:23:40 2020 No.17677213

>>17677134
It completely ignores the reason for the 2018 drops. Fed hiked rates four times that year on the thinking the economy was strong enough to tolerate it. They were wrong. Had to pull back three of those hikes in 2019 before the emergency 50 bps cut last week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:23:46 2020 No.17677216 >spooz rallying BUYBUYBUY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:24:04 2020 No.17677223 >>17676938 Not just that but it’s money that I believe ends up going to gov

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:24:09 2020 No.17677226 File: 83 KB, 1331x480, F07794DC-9AD5-48F8-9512-941CFBBD2D76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677134 >t. leftypol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:24:11 2020 No.17677227 >>17677134 yes but it's not just le orange man. All recent administrations in pretty much all relevant western cunts have been insanely short-sighted and inept.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:24:20 2020 No.17677229 >>17677079 >Market Cap 11.199B >Levered Free Cash Flow (ttm) -1.12B LMAO good luck friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:25:44 2020 No.17677249 >>17677023 INTC is dead AMD in Apple and Microsoft products as well as nuke testing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:26:12 2020 No.17677257 >>17677213 Also: >RICO Come on! At least spell check your fud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:27:34 2020 No.17677281 File: 333 KB, 1775x1534, 4L_oO9b766F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he didn’t buy at the bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:28:35 2020 No.17677303 Karl Marx as always was right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:29:13 2020 No.17677318 >>17677281 He thinks we reached the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:29:17 2020 No.17677320 File: 330 KB, 1775x1534, 1475061842887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677281 >tfw i did

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:29:17 2020 No.17677321 >>17676062 I told you to go 3x cash in February and hold through October. I really did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:29:19 2020 No.17677322 >>17677303 Based and truth pilled my fellow 4channer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:29:23 2020 No.17677324 >>17677303 You have to go back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:29:24 2020 No.17677327 >>17676959 Chips have a vulnerability

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:29:51 2020 No.17677334 What are the smart buys now for long term gains?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:29:57 2020 No.17677338 >the bottom might want to check the nikkei friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:30:13 2020 No.17677341 Wall st bets is still super bullish, bet we fall further.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:30:41 2020 No.17677349 File: 63 KB, 951x558, 4L_hhxd8Jzm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677320 Basado

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:30:48 2020 No.17677355 >who else /doesn’t know anything about the numbers side of stocks but do well because their autism has granted them superhuman pattern recognition abilities/ here?

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Mon Mar 9 20:30:56 2020 No.17677358 File: 254 KB, 787x500, social credit points.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677303

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:31:10 2020 No.17677362 File: 58 KB, 600x317, 15754418267108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you guys believe in the cyclic property of markets or are you a NASSIM-TALEB-ITE

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:31:12 2020 No.17677363

>>17676384
>oil

I have a 7k$ account that avoided all my long losses by trading TVIX and chinease gaming companies like netease and tencent for corona.

Only lost 50 bucks while the market tanked.

Today I knew what was up with oil, which I was bearish on till today. Now I see the Prince has been consolidating power, which means Kingy is about to kick the bucket, and usually when Putin makes moves.

Reality is, you don't fight in the back seat when mummy and daddy are stressing over where the hell the GPS is taken them. That is how you get THE BELT.

Then I went full retard and accidentaly clicked 3/20 on my 16$ strike BNO calls instead of April. Down five hundo already. F's appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:31:21 2020 No.17677365 >>17677303 Sociologically, in many ways. Though I prefer ennui conceptually to anomie. And his predictive abilities are subpar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:31:58 2020 No.17677378 cracks knuckles Yep, it's recession time; hit it Abe-sama" https://youtu.https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4/oIscL-Bjsq4

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:32:14 2020 No.17677383 anyone else watching CCL and RCL?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:32:56 2020 No.17677396 Talk me out of Antibe, a Canadian biotech firm that just finished a phase 2 trial for stomach-safe NSAIDs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:33:47 2020 No.17677413 >>17677362 See >>17677355

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:34:15 2020 No.17677424 >>17676290 Welcome to third positionism

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:34:20 2020 No.17677427 >>17677363 F, still a chance to buy them tommrow at open?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:34:33 2020 No.17677434

Rulers of USA were laughing while China, a capitalist economy with some forms of economic planning, went through the virus. The USA had 2 months to prepare but did absolutely nothing, whereas economic planning allowed China to quarantine hundreds of millions of people rapidly, create hospitals in record times, and lower the infection rate, where now the virus is contained.

This country meanwhile is fucked. Poor people unable to afford medical care will rapidly spread the virus and already care, thousands upon thousands will die, all the while an economy built on trillions of debt will collapse all around them.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:34:35 2020 No.17677435

Memevirus isn't real. It's amanufactured bullshit. If the media was acting in good faith, AT ALL, the fithy fucking kikes that they are, who also control the economy would be reporting that the "crisis" is over in China and their stock market is 2% away from pre-"crisis" levels. In China, where people are a million times less sanitary than us and have shitty air and lungs, the fucking thing is over.

Is the media reporting on this? NO. They're acting in bad faith and I hope all those motherless fucks die

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:35:08 2020 No.17677446 >>17677396 All NSAIDs are stomach safe, if you’re old as fuck literally take Meloxicam/Mobic. The product they’re trying to make exists already. >t. Medfag Fuck all tripfags btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:35:31 2020 No.17677453 >>17677396 ive been on nsaids before and the stomach effects were very manageable. is fixing the stomach irritation really sucha huge deal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:35:54 2020 No.17677462 File: 83 KB, 480x640, dengxiaoping.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677435 China generally doesn't get hit hard by financial crises. I wonder why that is...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:36:14 2020 No.17677471 Will there be a financial crash? Will banks have to be bailed out again? Will there be extreme inflation? How do I invest to mitigate the risk of such a scenario?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:36:18 2020 No.17677473 >>17677383 You’re way too late to the party. They could fall further but the r/r is higher now. Look elsewhere, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:36:33 2020 No.17677483 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, StockDance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets dance /biz/.

>>	LINA INVERSE Mon Mar 9 20:36:55 2020 No.17677493 >>17677435 In China where quarantines work. You think people will handle a total government lockdown here? AhahahahaHAHAHA I warned you. You could be rich like me but you listened to Trump and the TV.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:37:29 2020 No.17677505 >>17676433 when's the last time someone in the media argued for a rate hike from the fed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:37:34 2020 No.17677507 >>17677471 If the jews want it to crash further then it will. I don't think theyre there yet. Theyre probably trying to put the fear of God into Trump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:37:39 2020 No.17677510 >>17677471 Start browsing here 6 years ago kek You made your bed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:37:41 2020 No.17677513 >>17677471 >will banks have to be bailed out again Yes but i don't know if this time it will be possible

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:37:53 2020 No.17677518 >>17677427 Sorry lad is oil going to recover or not? >>17677427 Buy what? Thanks boyos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:38:14 2020 No.17677523 >>17677198 how low would cvx need to be to be worth in your opinion?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:38:25 2020 No.17677527 >>17676086 Shitters who bought fake stonks are selling their gold because gold hold real value. Don't be upset, any downturn in gold is temporary, fiat will always devalue itself over time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:38:26 2020 No.17677529 >>17677434 >whereas economic planning allowed China *authoritarianism But yes, this is when authoritarianism trumps democracy/bureaucracy. The later isn't good for much except promoting extremism.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:38:54 2020 No.17677543

>>17677427

My thinking is they will make a deal. Even if they force the closure of us shale, those wells don't just disappear, they get absorbed into larger US producers who will be even more dangerous.

Putin made a bluff and the crown prince reraised all in. But the world isn't big enough to have your own little war on the sidelines.

Both sides went full retard. All that is needed is a face saving excuse for both to call it quits. I'll hold till Friday then close them out. Still have 14$ 4/17 calls which are more on the timescale I was thinking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:39:01 2020 No.17677546 >>17677513 lel it's not but DB has to be saved or we are in for a wild ride.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:39:06 2020 No.17677549 File: 121 KB, 717x585, E0EBAC12-FD14-4953-AA14-776DB9C86845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All the newfags ITT means this MUST be peak fear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:39:26 2020 No.17677556 >>17677446 Are you the medfag that told us everyone in the urgent care was laughing about what a nothingburger corona is?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:39:28 2020 No.17677557

>>17677493
They were just quarantining people that were have fucking panic attacks retard. Ever hear of mass hysteria? It was dumb Chinese boomers losing their shit. Even if it was real or just some other type of cold they have 98 year old grandmas and grandpas recovering from it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:39:45 2020 No.17677561 >>17677518 BNO calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:41:25 2020 No.17677587 >>17677543 Coolio, thanks for the info

LINA INVERSE Mon Mar 9 20:41:36 2020 No.17677593

>>17677471
You're too late. Should've listened to the schizos in February

>>17677557
No they don't. It's already been well confirmed that they're sending people home sick. Waiting for them to die.

This virus stays in your DNA for life, even once we get past this it'll pop up again every season. DYOR.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:42:03 2020 No.17677599
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>>17677229
but that is because they bought "Anadarko Petroleum Corp last year", so once the debt is paid they are back to full earnings.

they should have a cash buffert for dividends to ensure they stay on the dividend aristocrat lists.

also for short term holding, a lot of people might see the 25% yield and have the exact same thought as me, meaning it might pump in the next couple of days (and can then be dumped for a profit next week).

OXY is already +12% in the after hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:42:30 2020 No.17677605 >>17677483 Can you post the tranny doing that dance, I need some cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:42:43 2020 No.17677612 >>17677593 >stays in your dna for life So does chicken pox, herpes, hpv... We don’t actually know what kind of dangers that presents.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:43:00 2020 No.17677615 >>17677546 Ney. Let it burn. Let it all burn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:43:20 2020 No.17677620 Thank you Trump-sama https://twitter.com/banana_news_247/status/1237173118701121536?s=20

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:43:22 2020 No.17677622 >>17677249 INTC market cap is 217b

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:44:05 2020 No.17677634 >>17677593 >You're too late. Should've listened to the schizos in February What would the course of action have been back then?

>>	Lina Inverse AKA GODKILLER AKA(...) Mon Mar 9 20:44:18 2020 No.17677637 >>17677557 TV SAYS CHINA RECOVER. https://fortune.com/2020/03/06/coronavirus-recover-test-positive-twice/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:44:22 2020 No.17677639 >>17677557 >Even if it was real or just some other type of cold they have 98 year old grandmas and grandpas recovering from it If you never test the dead, you never have SARS V2 electric boogaloo deaths.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:44:27 2020 No.17677642 >>17677620 yes bail out warren buffet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:44:52 2020 No.17677648 >>17676062 Please help me guys Eurofag with 25k euros to invest Can someone recommend me a brokerage so l can buy the dip ? >inb4 Interactive Brokers It sucks dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:45:32 2020 No.17677665 >>17677620 of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:45:47 2020 No.17677668 >>17677612 Nobody here knows that. It's schizo fake news to them. Knowing the basics of RNA viruses makes you a fucking GOD in times of panic like this. >>17677634 Sell. Go inverse. Short. It's really fucking easy to bet against the market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:45:56 2020 No.17677670 >>17677637 Google: Shanghai index panicfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:46:15 2020 No.17677675 >>17677612 >So does chicken pox, ... As some one who had his ass kicked by shingles, don't discount the idea that the Wuhan flu is forever.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:46:19 2020 No.17677677

>>17677518
I was bearish before today but didn't get my trade in because I thought it was about alternative energy or fucking over us shale, until I read about the fact the Prince arrested half the country.

He's week and Putin pulled his balls out and put them on the table, so prince hopped up and took a dump on it.

Neither however, are strong enough for a war.

Putin had to promise gibbs which he won't be able to fund if this keeps up due to low poll numbers, and every Saudi citizen holds 20% of Aramco which is tanking, and they had to basically pay off their population a few years ago during protests.

Stay up late tn, if Moscow markets crash, buy buy buy buy buy oil.

They may have the money in theory to fight this war, but they don't have the goodboipoints from the citizenry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:46:22 2020 No.17677678 >>17677637 I BELIEVE TV I BUY STONK NOW

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:46:50 2020 No.17677685
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>>17677355
the thing that really blew my mind was that, after looking at hundreds and hundreds of indicators, i realized it all really just came down to moving averages. everything comes down, in the end, to MA's, that's it. are things going up on average or down, over a small period time, a medium period of time, and a long period of time? is price or some oscillator value rising or falling, above or below its MA?

you try to go further than that and really, you're just overthinking it. everything else is just risk management which is really just setting appropriate hard stops and position sizing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:47:24 2020 No.17677692 >>17677615 Why does biz want to watch humanity to die coofing and tearing itself to bits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:47:25 2020 No.17677694 >>17677648 EVERYONE LOOK. THE SHOE SHINE BOY IS BUYING STOCKS >>17677670 TV SAID SHANGHAI UP. TV SAYS DOW FUTURE UP. TV SAYS EVERYTHING OK. fucking hell you guys are dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:47:28 2020 No.17677696 >>17677620 >airline and oil company bailout Go long immediately if that happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:47:42 2020 No.17677704 >>17677620 Nobody not named "Banana News" is reporting this

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:48:19 2020 No.17677716

>>17677599
didn't Occidental buy Anadarko and leave themselves with $40b in debt? with the recent beatings, they're at like $15b market cap. it's going to be a big fucking hole to dig out of, which is why they're being priced where they are. fear of not getting out of this debt

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:48:21 2020 No.17677717

>>17677642
Heh heh heh
Anyone else buy Berkshire today?

BRKB WILL NEVER BE BELOW $200 AGAIN
WALLAH!!

>>17677668
In class right now in a city where emergency was declared last week.

“So you hear about this coronavirus thing? Kinda crazy huh?”
If this is as bad as it seems to be, we’re in trouble.

>>17677675
Oof sorry. That is one of the things I kept taking about when people were CERTAIN this was a nothing burger. There’s so many unknowns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:48:35 2020 No.17677721 >>17677434 Nah. Those people wanted a man who would dismantle the machine of government. He dismantled the part of the machine that protects them from pandemics. This is what they wanted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:48:52 2020 No.17677732 >>17677694 Imagine thinking this is a dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:48:58 2020 No.17677736 I'm putting everything into bonds. Am I an idiot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:49:04 2020 No.17677737 >>17677677 Thanks anon It sounds like both sides have difficulties which should make negotiation more straighforward.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:49:08 2020 No.17677739 >>17677694 The TV is saying that this is the end of the world and wont shut the fuck up about memevirus u fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:49:27 2020 No.17677742 >>17677685 also the only variables involved are price, volume, and time. every indicator is just some sort of math applied to those 3 variables in some way, to represent some part of them in an easy to see graphical format.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:49:33 2020 No.17677744 >>17677694 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:49:39 2020 No.17677746 >>17677696 the airlines aren't going anywhere. i suspect they'll step in for some of the oil companies, prob not all

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:50:06 2020 No.17677754
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>>17677556
Nope but the sentiment in my area has been the same. Medically it isn’t that big of a deal but financially and hysteria wise it is deffo happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:50:07 2020 No.17677755 Market will pump for a bit tomorrow, but continue the downtrend end of day. All this stimulus and rate cuts and shit is already priced in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:50:28 2020 No.17677764 File: 56 KB, 677x580, Screenshot (552).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677717 >Anyone else buy Berkshire today? No I'm not rich yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:50:40 2020 No.17677767 >>17677717 LOOOOOL "Everything is fine now! I don't see no virus" THIS IS HOW IT GOT THIS BAD. IT TAKES WEEKS FOR SYMPTOMS TO APPEAR. holy fuck I'm gonna be so rich. Holy fuck I was more right than I could ever imagine. You really are sheep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:50:46 2020 No.17677771 >falling for fake news from no name org with no source and nobody else reporting on something as huge as a bailout you guys never cease to amaze me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:51:30 2020 No.17677781 tell me about cvx and sc? Are they my fren?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:51:44 2020 No.17677784

>>17676149
i honestly cant believe these tards actually think theyre going to change anyones mind
when was the last time you say anyone with opposing arguments online walk away conceding with one another? especially on imageboards.
arguing directly online has to be hands down the most ineffective way to influence anyones opinion.
hence why all online shill campaigns are usually well poisoning, astroturfing, and other similarly slimy tactics

regardless, /i/ say lets blast em off the face of the earth.
wouldnt even need any scripts, since we have such ridiculous numbers. even if only a smol fraction of us did it, their DIY serb wouldnt stand a prayers chance in hell.
those stock lynxchan boards are unstable as fuck, even with only a dozen people posting regularly on them. i mean look, they havent even managed to change their CSS, and theyve been there for months now.

plus its not like they have a team of mods around the clock. its probably the admin, and like one or two vols.
and they cant even rangeban, so theres basically nothing they could do. anyone with a fucking phone could wreak havoc on them singlehandedly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:51:46 2020 No.17677785 >>17677771 https://oilprice.com/Energy/Oil-Prices/Trump-Prepares-Aid-Package-To-Relieve-US-Oil-Producers.html dumbfuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:51:55 2020 No.17677788 >>17677739 WHAT DID THEY SAY IN DECEMBER? JANUARY? FEBRUARY? IT TOOK THEM 3 MONTHS TO SEE WHAT I SAW. YOU'RE JUST LISTENING TO THE PAST. Lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:51:59 2020 No.17677789 >>17677121 Oh no no "got too cocky"posters, we got too cocky!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:52:06 2020 No.17677792 Good thing all that really matters at the end of the day is what US markets do, including /es. International markets are unironically just noise in all of this. US equities are the only game in town.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:52:18 2020 No.17677797
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>>17677513
We have massive non-defaultable student loan debt in the billions and plenty of places available for use as debtor's prisons. Prisons are also exempt from ramifications of the 13th ammendment...

I mean if I was Trump, I would think that the solution is obvious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:52:22 2020 No.17677799 >>17677692 I don't want humanity to die out. I want nations to reach out and compete for the stars. I'm just hoping that if enough breaks down, the globohomo will stop, because I don't see it slowing down anytime soon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:52:33 2020 No.17677801

volatility kill switch tightening ?7% limit to individual stocks, 4% to broad market?
What do you think, a War on volatility?
Le MAGA stimulus ??
Innovative economic controls imposed by Trump & private markets/exchanges?
Coming le soon from Mango Panic Man??

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:52:49 2020 No.17677806 >>17677789 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:53:08 2020 No.17677813 >>17677788 Yes, you're a genius that is somehow making memeflu a real thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:53:25 2020 No.17677819 >>17677785 Please copy and paste one sentence in that article that specifically talks about a bailout, shill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:54:01 2020 No.17677826 File: 26 KB, 643x532, qantas lel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he didn't short airline stocks back in January

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:54:23 2020 No.17677831 >>17677813 How much did you make today? I'm up 26%

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:54:23 2020 No.17677833
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>you can't hedge with crypto (it doesn't work)
>you can't hedge with gold (it doesn't work)
>you can't hedge with fiat (because FED is pumping like crazy)

what should I buy then? this is fucking shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:54:33 2020 No.17677835 >>17677764 Why would you buy that trash?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:55:14 2020 No.17677846 >>17677833 SQQQ or puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:55:15 2020 No.17677847 Yuan pegged to dollar, foreign investment

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:55:16 2020 No.17677848 >>17677831 whoa a whole $260, nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:55:24 2020 No.17677853 >>17677833 water

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:55:29 2020 No.17677854 >NIKKEI UNDER 19K NIKKEI UNDER 19K >NIKKEI UNDER 19K NIKKEI UNDER 19K >NIKKEI UNDER 19K NIKKEI UNDER 19K >NIKKEI UNDER 19K NIKKEI UNDER 19K >NIKKEI UNDER 19K NIKKEI UNDER 19K >NIKKEI UNDER 19K NIKKEI UNDER 19K >NIKKEI UNDER 19K

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:55:34 2020 No.17677855 >>17677813 I want you to imagine this man in a board meeting telling investors "it's ok, the flu is a meme, Trump said it's fake news" I'm crying from laughter. Best day of my life right here. They'll probably make a movie out of me like The Big Short

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:56:05 2020 No.17677862 >>17677833 Real estate? Dunno

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:56:43 2020 No.17677869 >>17677854 HOLY FUCKING SHIT AGAIN? FUCKING AGAIN?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:57:38 2020 No.17677881 >>17677833 buy equal parts of SPY and SH, then sell one when your gut tells you to

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:57:50 2020 No.17677885

>>17677833
SQQQ
DRIP
God you guys are new. How the fuck do you not know how to bet against the markets????

>>17677848
MOVE THE DECIMAL A FEW PLACES TO THE RIGHT BUCKO.
see that money you got in the bank? Over the past two weeks I'm up 80%. Go ahead. Do the math and weep at how much you would make if you were only a fraction as intelligent as me.

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Mon Mar 9 20:58:01 2020 No.17677890 >>17677833 bonds dummy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:58:29 2020 No.17677895 I feel that the true crash is ahead of us later this week or next week. -7% seems like nothing compared to how it shall be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:58:41 2020 No.17677901 File: 68 KB, 716x750, 1579412608897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bull futures

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:59:28 2020 No.17677911 >>17677854 Who cares about something that haven't recovered since the 90s? Looks worse than Bitcoin, kek'd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:59:45 2020 No.17677916 File: 95 KB, 750x746, z0id1kj9od911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677885 TZA was really good >>17677895 I'm a bull. I don't mind more moves down, but I really think we might have bottomed. China and Korea are now almost free

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:59:47 2020 No.17677918 >>17677854 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN' NIPPERINOS NOT THE GOODBOY ANIME DRAWIN CHINKERINOS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:00:13 2020 No.17677923 >>17677901 YES. 1.5% WE'RE SAVED. THE CRASH IS OVER! EVERYONE BUY!!

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:00:30 2020 No.17677929

>>17677694
>the shoe shine boy
That shitty story comes from a guy who was getting advice from a shoe shine boy while the market was at an ATH you fucking mongoloid
The market will recover, quickly as it always does since the fucking dawn of time
Buy the dip faggot or regret for the rest of your life
and answer my fucking question

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:00:51 2020 No.17677937

>>17677799
You would need to pull out roots that reach the center of the earth. Who says we haven't anyway?

Everything is perfect. The Lord designed this reality to provide the maximum karmic opportunity for advancement of your own consciousness according to Dr David Hawkins.
Without negativity, you couldn't choose the positive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:01:18 2020 No.17677941 File: 2.90 MB, 200x170, 1493144683083.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677918 there's a point where this needs to stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:01:48 2020 No.17677953 >>17677916 >China and Korea are now almost free But shit's hitting the fan in Italy and barely starting to in the US. We have a ways to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:02:07 2020 No.17677955 ewj puts finna bouta gonna print

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:02:16 2020 No.17677957 File: 1.14 MB, 200x147, 1357456228735.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677941

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:02:16 2020 No.17677958

>>17677833
Stocks. You buy stocks and you sell after the PPT pumps. They're throwing free money into the system and you're trying to buy boomer rocks. You could sell the free money from these controlled pumps and use that to buy boomer rock insurance for free instead of betting your own actual money on the Fed not manipulating the market. Look at you. You're retarded.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:02:20 2020 No.17677959

>>17677923
Korea Likely Peaked
China has it under control enough
It appears extremely climate sensitive so many countries are protected aside from northern hemisphere ones.
Kaletra and remdesivir found to be inhibitive (widespread treatment will begin)

This is a bear trap

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:02:22 2020 No.17677961 >>17677885 This DRIP is going to reach 3k by July.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:02:24 2020 No.17677964
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>>17677797
Hey since this thread is not too far off from 404, what do you think of my Sandy cheeks 3d sculpt (that is also a meme)?

Also, per your assertion, is the solution to imprison students or to send prisoners to school?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:02:44 2020 No.17677973 If you’re not buying GUSH at like 90 cents per share rn, you’re retarded. It might be a 6 or 7 year hold but it will be back to 600 before you know it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:02:49 2020 No.17677975

>>17677737
>>17677677

4d chess. Aramco (via bin Salman) forces every other shitty producer to go broke or reveal, at least, the complete insolvency of their finances, causing a pressure-wave implosion of the crude oil securities market and sending them into Aramco's public offering

Russia was just the stooge player, or just presenting the opportunity to damage the West's influence in energy markets broadly.

If this is the case, Aramco can just blow out all the other players by sitting on the market and applying submission hold

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:02:52 2020 No.17677976

>>17677929
I've made more in the past few days being a bear than I did in the past 2 years of being a bull.
I actually feel sorry for you. Just a little.

I'll get back into the market, no shit. But with way more capital than before. Because I payed attention and you didn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:03:15 2020 No.17677982 >>17677955 thats all ive got going for tommorow right now, still not sure how ours will go

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:03:20 2020 No.17677983
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no memes but how should i learn about trading, and what to do?
i'm in college right now, and my dad operates a stockbroking company. he doesn't really want to teach me much about it, but i can't help but see that there's a lot of money to be made.
my total experience with trading is that i put like $2000 in eth, and i spent a couple days staring at candlesticks and losing money, and then i just waited a year and i had like $3500.

i just feel a bit clueless. like i can read articles and watch youtube videos but it feels like everyone is trying to sell me something. like, if you knew "the secret", why the fuck would you educate your fellow man instead of profiting like crazy?

in my mind, stocks are like this ephemeral monopoly money and if you do it right you can make millions of bucks for not much work, but i mean my dad is handling portfolios for multi-millionaires and seems to regularly profit, so there must be some sort of trick to it.

i'm not looking to become warren buffet or anything. i've taken a micro and macro economics course in the past semesters. it just seems like i should at least be involved with stocks, because i have money just sitting in bank accounts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:03:28 2020 No.17677985 >>17677953 Market is forward looking It's overestimating the spread risk in US, due to not taking into account climate sensitivity of the virus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:03:32 2020 No.17677991 >WUHAN SUSPENDS TEMPORARY HOSPITALS AS COVID19 PATIENT NUMBERS CONTINUE TO DROP: CGTN DO SOMETHING BEARS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:04:08 2020 No.17678005 >>17676062 Nikkei getting crushed right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:04:25 2020 No.17678009 >>17677961 not realistic, that oil shit wont go on for so long. it will go to 900 max

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:04:25 2020 No.17678010 ASX is plateauing at a 0% loss but Nikkei is still nosediving and down almost 4% now. What to make of that for when European markets open?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:04:28 2020 No.17678011 File: 50 KB, 604x516, 88f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677982 all i have as well you and me are in this together

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:04:44 2020 No.17678016 >>17677959 I've been stepping in ""bear traps"" for weeks lmao. Tomorrow will be green. Then it's all red (: >>17677991 Zoom out to the rest of the world. It's only begun. We're maybe a quarter way through at best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:05:02 2020 No.17678021 >>17677959 I have more confidence in SK and China's handling of the virus than I do in the USA's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:05:41 2020 No.17678028 >>17677983 focus on college and invest in yourself, then get a 6 figure job and do whatever. "investing" for the future is easy, just keep buying in periodically and you're set. if you actually want to have some fun, get 30k and start trading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:05:43 2020 No.17678029 File: 5 KB, 225x225, 4L_oRUqISCL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >es +2.73% oh no no no lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:06:07 2020 No.17678033 >>17677518 >Sorry lad is oil going to recover or not? look at the last time saudis shorted oil they kept it under 40 for several years if they got the cajones to short oil down 31% at open, what makes you think they wont follow through?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:06:12 2020 No.17678034 >>17678009 Don't listen to this fool. He's a GUSH bagholder who wants to psych you out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:06:14 2020 No.17678036 >>17677983 >then i just waited a year and i had like $3500. yep, that's how it works that's all there is to it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:06:27 2020 No.17678042 Yeah, I'm thinking the Japs are based. https://twitter.com/nisifuji_manatu/status/1237058784737943552

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:06:30 2020 No.17678045 File: 172 KB, 399x400, 1511751399995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677789

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:07:31 2020 No.17678058 >>17678010 Japan had weak GDP numbers, terrible response to pandemic, a weak healthcare system for infectious disease, and tons of old people. They are okay though. Nikkei is always very skittish.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:08:19 2020 No.17678072

>>17677985
>Climate sensitivity
It was confirmed that it survives in warm climates. Just like SARS and MERS, the other big Coronaviruses.

Ever thought why they said "it's just a flu" and not "it's just SARS". BECAUSE IT'S OVER.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/03/07/the-heat-is-on-will-floridas-warm-weather-help-or-hurt-coronavirus/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:08:27 2020 No.17678075 NOOOOO WRONG WAY NIKKEI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:08:34 2020 No.17678077 >>17678021 Don't worry about USA. We have retarded meme powers. It's gonna be fine actually. I altered my calculations based on new info.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:09:31 2020 No.17678091 NEW >>17678085 NEW >>17678085 NEW >>17678085 NEW >>17678085 NEW >>17678085 NEW >>17678085

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:09:43 2020 No.17678095 >but China is recovering! YEAH, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE WILL HANDLE IT BETTER THAN A DICTATOR? https://time.com/5799765/intelligence-report-pandemic-dangers/ oh nooooo....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:10:02 2020 No.17678101 >>17678072 who is "they" and the confirmed is where? You mean WHO saying it might not go away in summer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:10:38 2020 No.17678109 >>17678042 Next OP image

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:11:28 2020 No.17678122 >>17677826 No. I shorted Carnival and Marriott. Then, when they popped above my entry points, I got out because the trade had gone against me. Would’ve been my favorite investment ever if I’d held it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:12:20 2020 No.17678131 >>17678101 it's spreading in Florida and the middle East. Real cold, chilly places I know.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:16:03 2020 No.17678183

I put a bit over 9k into the market. So far I've lost almost 2k of it due to the Virus. I could care less. Cause it only really counts if I sell anything, shit will rebound, I still have 13k sitting in the bank plus I still have my day job and lastly when ONTX hits $1 I'll make over 12k from just that alone. Bottom line I don't give a shat. I'm just sitting back waiting for the Divvy payouts to hit. More share per payout to reinvest thanks to the virus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:16:39 2020 No.17678193 >>17677767 >you Fuck you for making assumptions

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:16:49 2020 No.17678195
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>>17677975

You still think this is about what that anon?

How exactly did those drones/cruise missiles with 1970s Czech-Soviett missiles get through the gulf, past a carrier battle group and one of the most expensive anti-air defense grids in the world on flat desert terrain, to hit that Aramco facility?

You think that was with Iranian tech?

The Russian's have been up to some shady shit, this is the KSA response.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:19:41 2020 No.17678243 >>17676159 crab at least....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:20:54 2020 No.17678257 >>17676384 I hope so I bought 1000 shares of Marathon Oil

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:21:51 2020 No.17678274

>>17677094
They arent the same thing. Starship is for interplanetary travel. Virgin Galactic is hypersonic high altitude travel and has more in common with the Concorde than Starship. Its about time we had a real solution to the fact it still takes 16 hours to fly to the other side of the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:22:00 2020 No.17678278 >>17677801 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:24:28 2020 No.17678316 >>17676575 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:25:53 2020 No.17678338 File: 25 KB, 709x488, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] at least the japanese PPT isn't so blatantly obvious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:28:13 2020 No.17678368 >>17678338 There’s no secret that BOJ is in extreme QE mode. And yet, the yen can’t inflate. Forex really fucks them up... also the lack of economic and population growth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:28:40 2020 No.17678375 >>17677826 neither did you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:31:16 2020 No.17678409 >>17677973 Whats the catch here? You a holder and the ETF is about to get liquidated?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 22:02:02 2020 No.17678854

>>17676159
In an emotionally risk-off environment what the fuck are lower interest rates going to accomplish? Not only are retail boomer investors going to panic towards the exits, but margin calls and inopportune institutional liquidation (like we saw with gold today) is going to keep us doubly in the red.

Also the double whammy to interest rate effectiveness is that with things shuttered for the virus few investments could even make use of easier money--besides of course prolonging the inevitable and making the pain even worse months/years from now.

It literally has no effect and only serves to prolong the inevitable flush of unproductive capital that we've accumulated over the last decade. See the differences between the French Mississippi bubble and the British South Sea bubble--one let the purge happen and recovered quickly, the other didn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 22:13:13 2020 No.17678994 >>17677983 how can your dad operate a stockbroking company and NOT teach you about trading? sorry about your relationship with your dad anon

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 22:16:56 2020 No.17679051
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>>17677983
as for actual advice, after the US market feels stable again (tv talks about a cure or that its safe to travel again) spread your money across several "dividend aristocrat" stocks (search google for lists). then sit back and get money for doing nothing. over the years those stocks are bound to increase in value as well (old stable companies), on top of the dividends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 22:18:58 2020 No.17679075 File: 76 KB, 960x720, 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17677991 it's because china are just shooting the infected and burning the bodies, hospitals not needed (seriously, don't believe any news coming out of china)

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