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[Anonymous No.17674933]

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[just broke No.17674955]

fuck all the kikes

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17674956]

Today was just a taste of what tomorrow will bring. Forget Black Monday--tomorrow will forever be known as The Terrible Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.17674962]

YOU CAN'T STOP GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.17674967]

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[Anonymous No.17674968]

Really wishing I had hundreds of DB puts right now

[Anonymous No.17674973]

Save me savanon or Pendy!

[Anonymous No.17674974]

>>17674956
Buy SPXU

[Anonymous No.17674981]

>people here actually believed they could beat the jews at their own game

[Anonymous No.17674982]

>>17674959

[Anonymous No.17674993]

this guy has got some SERIOUSLY EXPLAINING TO DO

[Anonymous No.17674999]

Is this the time we finally make it? Everyone on /biz/ is going to be rich in 5 years?

[just broke No.17675002]

Horrible Wednesday incomin' goym.

[Anonymous No.17675007]

>GME
>38%(!!!) yield

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No.17675011]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17675014]

I told you retards to buy NOVN because it will be the next CV biopharma runner. You did not believe me.

https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/record/NCT04290858

This is about their trials and collaboration with a hospital in China. This has not been officially PR'ed yet. Updated 5th of March.

GET IN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

[Anonymous No.17675025]

TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON CHINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qzEtXXsiP4&feature=emb_title

[Anonymous No.17675027]

So American futures are looking like this now, is that bad? They're not down very much.

[Anonymous No.17675034]

What banks do I buy?
What airlines do I buy?
Canuck if that matters.

[Anonymous No.17675035]

Question: If Trump continues to perform worse and worse when dealing with the coronavirus that caused even dissatisfaction among many Republican, until which point would it be still procedurally possible for the Republican party to support some other candidate outside Trump for the next election? How's the Republican primary going?

[Anonymous No.17675037]

>>17675007
they havent paid a dividend in like a year

[Anonymous No.17675040]

Infinite yield theorem:
If and only if GME = $0
Then dividend yield approaches infinity.

[Anonymous No.17675042]

>>17675034
Short BNS and DB like me

[Anonymous No.17675044]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17675045]

>>17674956
Screencap this

[Anonymous No.17675049]

>>17675027
>"all short sellers are now labeled enemies of america and will be put in concentration camps with corona victims"

[Anonymous No.17675053]

>>17675034
Deutsche Bank, American Airlines. And by "buy" I mean short.
>Canuck btw
Short your own currency

[Anonymous No.17675068]

You should have invested in gold instead.

[Anonymous No.17675069]

[Anonymous No.17675072]

>>17675035
>blaming trump
This meme has to go

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17675074]

IT BEGINS

[Anonymous No.17675077]

Happening cancelled like always, ATH loading for April

[Anonymous No.17675081]

TRUMP BUMP INCOMING

[Anonymous No.17675083]

I wish this general existed in 2008 so I could have screencaps of people buying "cheapies" on Lehman Brothers.

[Anonymous No.17675086]

payroll tax cut coming, nice

[Anonymous No.17675088]

>>17675027
Not really, low volume so far. Everyone on Wall St is too tired from today's bloodbath to even attempt making futures plays

[Anonymous No.17675090]

>>17675027
Payroll tax relief??? I guess that's nice but whatever

[Anonymous No.17675091]

>>17675072

die,shill

[Anonymous No.17675097]

[Credit Spread Officer No.17675098]

WHO HERE GETTING THEIR GME CALLS SAVED BY THE REGGINATOR?

[Anonymous No.17675099]

futures becoming green

[Anonymous No.17675102]

>>17675025
>>17675090
Mean to respond to

[Anonymous No.17675103]

>emergency tax cuts to buy the cheapies with
We BULL tomorrow. The banks are about to buy EVERYTHING.

[Anonymous No.17675104]

>>17675083
if you've been able to navigate these markets for the last 10 years you must be rich now

[Anonymous No.17675107]

>>17675072
So far this is not Trump's problem yet, but if he continues to act this way then it will become his problem

[Anonymous No.17675114]

Trump actually saving the day with stimulus
>All hourly workers will be compensated
>stimulus for small businesses
>stimulus for transportation industry
GOD BLESS AMERICA

[Anonymous No.17675118]

>>17675006
Is FAZ better than SPXU?

[Anonymous No.17675120]

>>17675083
>/smg/, 2001
>american airlines bagholders on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.17675122]

why does he say industry like that lmao

[Anonymous No.17675126]

>>17675068
I'm pretty sure people that DCA'd into index funds during the recession made more money on the recovery than people that just sat on gold though, kek'd

[Anonymous No.17675130]

>>17675074
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.17675132]

based Trump

[Anonymous No.17675133]

Trump "working with the cruise industry"

BUY CCL AND RCL

[Anonymous No.17675143]

>people are blaming the stock market on trump
>people also blaming Corona on trump
Fooken kek m8

[Anonymous No.17675145]

>>17675104
I was only 19 when GFC happened and retail trading was a lot more painful to do unless you had a six figure account

[Anonymous No.17675148]

>Trumps walks into the room
>Market goes wild

[Anonymous No.17675149]

>>17675035
Are we measuring his performance by his approval ratings? Or the stock market? The number of diagnosed COVID patients? The number of American deaths?

Those are the only things he cares about right now.

[Anonymous No.17675154]

PENCE SAID QUEST! BUY QUEST!

[Anonymous No.17675155]

>Put F $5 3/27
>Put AAL $13.00 3/20

I legitimately don't know what I'm doing how much am I going to lose

[Retarded food servings No.17675157]

>>17675068
>muh boomer rocks

[Anonymous No.17675163]

>The risk of contracting the coronavirus remains low

LMAO, of course the risk is low, you're not fucking testing people

[Anonymous No.17675169]

This sounds like more bailouts.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17675176]

>>17675155
everything. and then some. you lose it all.

[Anonymous No.17675181]

>>17674993
He will laugh at you when the S&P is at 4000 next year.

[Anonymous No.17675185]

>>17675155
Why do you think F will go below 5? I thought the reason they kept losing share is because they sucked at international sales. So a large international event should effect them less? Are their supplies and factories mostly abroad?

[Anonymous No.17675187]

we green tomorrow holy shit
(none of what they're saying is true tho)

[Anonymous No.17675189]

My father is worried about his 401k as he can't begin to pull out of it until a month from now. How fucked is he?

[Anonymous No.17675192]

literally!

[Anonymous No.17675193]

Where did the $50B the Fed dumped into the market today go?

[Anonymous No.17675198]

x_x
all these manipulative pumps countered with manipulative dumps

[Anonymous No.17675199]

WHEN TO BUY CCL REEEEE

[Anonymous No.17675200]

Futures seem to be reacting somewhat positively to the press conference.
TUESDAY GREEN?
BOTTOM IN???
BULLISH??????

[Anonymous No.17675201]

Pence is so full of shit

[Anonymous No.17675207]

>>17675154
Imagine how much money you can make in these times in such a position.
>buy stock x at $1 on monday
>press conference on monday evening 'company x is doing great work'
>dump stock x for $1.50 on tuesday before people catch on

rinse & repeat

[Anonymous No.17675209]

why did they pick today to crash the markets? i bought amd it lost 13% the next day.... coronavirus hysteria is old news, so why fucking today?

[Anonymous No.17675213]

>>17675181
>when the S&P is at 4000 next year

it will never go above 1,500 after all is said and done

[Anonymous No.17675214]

Pence looks ghoulish what the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.17675216]

>>17675193
south park gone.jpg

[Credit Spread Officer No.17675218]

>>17675193
bonds.

[Anonymous No.17675223]

>>17675187
I hope we get a few days of green so I can buy SQQQ cheap before Deutsche Bank fails

[Anonymous No.17675224]

>>17675189
It's over for him. Sorry for your loss anon.

[Anonymous No.17675228]

>>17675214
>Amphetamines

[Anonymous No.17675229]

>Disembard CA residents to Travis Air Force Base

Holy shit they're putting Californians in concentration camps??? Fucking based

[Anonymous No.17675235]

>>17675189
when is your pop retiring
he might be super fucked

[Anonymous No.17675238]

>>17675209
oil drop scaring everyone, has many ripple effects into credit markets, employment of 10M citizens, etc.

[Anonymous No.17675239]

>>17675214
you mean bullish?

[Anonymous No.17675241]

>>17675114
>saving the day
>with stimulus
that isn't a vaccine and it won't put chang and wong back to work in the ol' hubei factory. It may help a little in the short term but it won't do shit in the long haul and it certainly won't pull us out of the death spiral

[Anonymous No.17675242]

>>17675209
It takes time for people/markets to digest information and form conclusions.

[Anonymous No.17675246]

>>17675223
literally same bro

[Anonymous No.17675249]

>>17675189
If he's in a target date fund most of his investment should be safe in things like bonds.
If he's been YOLOing his entire nest egg into the S&P 500 and not hedging as he gets closer to retirement, he deserves what he gets.

[Anonymous No.17675250]

>>17675214
Just a slight fever, nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.17675251]

>>17675193
Fed telling anyone paying attention to take out cash becuase the banks are GOING OT FUCKING FAIL YOUR CARDS WILL NOT WORK TOTAL ANARCHY INCOMING

[Anonymous No.17675261]

>>17675214
Corona-chan got to him. Entire executive branch is compromised. Expect a market rebound tomorrow :^)

[Anonymous No.17675265]

>>17675235
He's already over 60. He can't pull out until his tax returns come back.

[Anonymous No.17675268]

>>17675209
theres an awful lotta other shit going on rn m9

[Anonymous No.17675270]

>Pence:
>The president made it a priority to get the passengers, the poor children and familes :(, off the ship
HE JUST SAID THE EXACT OPPOSITE OVER THE WEEKEND

Don’t @ me with your bullshit about anti trumpers. I was enjoying the ride until now. Fuck this retard. Because:
>>17675163
This is a glaring problem.

Money managers were poring over epidemiology studies and spread charts over the last month. The uncertainties only make it worse.

Big money sees that it’s much worse than the numbers report because he’s deliberately keeping it low.

[Anonymous No.17675271]

HOly shit, no one is going to work tomorrow. It's over. Everyone will "be sick"

[Anonymous No.17675272]

>>17675223
If this is anything like 2008 it will go ALL THE WAY back up by this time next month and the bulls will be gloating before their necks are sliced open

[Anonymous No.17675278]

>>17675246
what if we're right, though? people will die

this is like that dancing scene from The Big Short except we have no idea what we're doing and nobody here has more than four figures to play with

[Anonymous No.17675280]

Am I a dummy? Or super duper smart?

[Anonymous No.17675282]

>>17675265
Retirement is a financial state, not an age.

[Anonymous No.17675286]

>>17675251
You're overreacting

[Anonymous No.17675296]

trump looks withdrawn as fuck

[Anonymous No.17675298]

"Cough Cough" Oh God, I cant go into work tomorrow. Cya in two weeks, boss!

[Anonymous No.17675299]

SELL
SELL
SELL

[Anonymous No.17675303]

>>17675199
Also wondering

[Anonymous No.17675305]

>>17675282
based

[Anonymous No.17675306]

>>17675251
You’re a fucking faggot.

Look up what “duration” means in terms of loans.

[Anonymous No.17675307]

>>17675282
You can begin to withdraw from it though over 60 though.

[Anonymous No.17675311]

LAMO

>pence, are you pozzed????

fucking jounocunts

[Anonymous No.17675312]

>>17675298
What did they announce?

[Anonymous No.17675319]

>won't answer if Trump has been tested

[Anonymous No.17675326]

>>17675214
I probably wouldn't even be able to sleep if I had to deal with all thie shit

[Anonymous No.17675328]

Australian stock market opens in 13 minutes, will we soon have real life Mad Max?

[Anonymous No.17675332]

>>17675312
They're going to try and push ways for workers to be compensated even if they have to stay home because they're sick

[Anonymous No.17675333]

>placed Robinhood market buys on cheapies at open
>15 minute trading halt makes RH shit the bed
>they locked me out of those funds all fucking day, and finally let me know the orders "failed" as soon as the trading day ended

That's three times I've been turbofucked by Robinhood's terrible software. I'm actually changing brokerages this time.

[Anonymous No.17675335]

>>17675280
Did you really buy a single Ford put? lmao

[Anonymous No.17675340]

Payroll tax cut. Bears are finished. Between this, the PPT pumps,and all the noobs about to get short squeezed playing baby's first short, we're about to fucking moon like never before. Hope you guys bought today.

[Anonymous No.17675341]

Pence just said he hasn't been tested for Corona, and wasn't answering if Trump had been tested. How bad is it going to dump tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17675343]

>>17675319
Hahaha

Oh my god, this is a mess

[Anonymous No.17675345]

>>17675312
economic stimulus for sick workers
basically extended sick pay

[Anonymous No.17675346]

>>17675199
>buy CCL

[Anonymous No.17675353]

>>17675307
Right, and you'd be retarded to do so if you can't actually retire until you're 70.

[Anonymous No.17675357]

>>17675333
You get what you pay for poorfag

[Anonymous No.17675358]

I got 10k. What to use it on?

[Anonymous No.17675361]

>>17675181
The Dogs of the Dow will awaken this week

[Credit Spread Officer No.17675362]

>>17675333
i hope you realize the first time means the company is going to go under. at this point, it's going to happen really fast.

[Anonymous No.17675363]

>>17675278
>we have no idea what we're doing and nobody here has more than four figures to play with
literally me. i somehow made ~£300 today and feel amazing lol

[Anonymous No.17675367]

>The real stonks was the frens we made along the way

[Anonymous No.17675372]

>>17675333
TD ameritrade will welcome you with open arms, fren. ToS is the best platform in existence. $0 fees/commissions.

[Anonymous No.17675373]

Will it be too late for cheapies by the end of the month?

[Anonymous No.17675374]

Holy shit is our surgeon general Mike Tyson?

[Anonymous No.17675380]

>>17675345
You mean something a developed 1st world nation should already have?

This is a mess.

[Anonymous No.17675383]

>>17675319
Imagine asking Obama if he was tested for ebola.

[Anonymous No.17675387]

>>17675340
Europe is fuckity fuck fuck fucked though, big time. Can American markets survive if everyone else crashes and burns?

[Anonymous No.17675388]

>>17675149
I mean general Republican perception on his performance, not his own perception

[Anonymous No.17675389]

>>17675353
Depends how much you have. The less, the more you have to lose.

[Anonymous No.17675396]

>>17675374
yeth

[Anonymous No.17675401]

How many times do we have to tell you retards that RH is a scam

[Anonymous No.17675405]

THE WHOLE WHITE HOUSE HAS IT
IS OVER SELL EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.17675409]

based boomer plague

[Anonymous No.17675412]

American futures are all green, are we gonna be ok?

[Anonymous No.17675417]

>>17675367
remember, frens are like stonks, you hold onto them for long term gains, and they only go up

[Anonymous No.17675421]

and WALLAH, just like that, the futures turned green

[Anonymous No.17675426]

Real Talk:

What happens if Trump gets coronavirus and dies while still in office? Riots? Anarchy?

[Anonymous No.17675428]

So the solution is to print more money and tell people not to work. Fucking BRILLIANT. That will surely grow our economy

[Anonymous No.17675429]

>>17675374
no
iron mike is the CEO of UVXY

[Anonymous No.17675430]

>>17675389
If you don't have much in there, you're going to have to keep working anyways, so you should leave it.

[Anonymous No.17675435]

>>17675412
Biden might win Michigan tomorrow ffs. It's over socialism.

[Anonymous No.17675439]

>>17675387
why is europe so fucked?

[Anonymous No.17675441]

>>17675426
Celebration

[Anonymous No.17675446]

>>17675426
Flash crash and another crash after markets realize Pence is president.

[Anonymous No.17675455]

who's the smug nodding-head bitch behind pence?

[Anonymous No.17675459]

>>17675426
Better question is what happens when Trump, Pence, Bernie and Biden all die? They're all old farts.

[Anonymous No.17675460]

>>17675007
They cancelled their dividend pay out almost 2 years ago, do not trust any data from RH, in fact do not trust RH at all.

[Anonymous No.17675463]

>>17675439
Community spread was going on before everyone was taking this 100% seriously.

[Anonymous No.17675477]

>>17675428
How mad are you rn?

[Anonymous No.17675479]

>>17675340
How do we pay for that without tax increases or other cuts?

[Anonymous No.17675481]

>>17675446
would President Pence really be that bad?

[Anonymous No.17675482]

>>17675412
i mean one would HOPE we at least get something of a bounce tomorrow
i dont see oil going much lower from here, so that wont be as big of a deal (and that was what really tanked us today imo)

[Anonymous No.17675487]

>>17675439
Italy is locked down, Germany and France are next.

[Anonymous No.17675491]

>>17675459
Pelosi seems to be the next in line

[Anonymous No.17675493]

>>17675426
all traps get instantly zapped

[Anonymous No.17675505]

Has the White House put anything out about oil yet?

[Anonymous No.17675517]

>>17675477
Not really angry just annoyed at how they patronize the public. I'm holding onto my puts for now, they're gonna keep printing because these half measure aren't gonna do shit

[Anonymous No.17675519]

>>17675459
>what happens when Trump, Pence die
President Nancy Pelosi. God help us all.
>Biden, Bernie
They parachute in a new nominee, probably Warren/Buttigieg or something.

[Anonymous No.17675521]

>>17675072
How much are you getting paid?

[Anonymous No.17675523]

>>17675459
Pence is only 60, but a lot of coots in the government are getting to that point

[Anonymous No.17675527]

>>17675482
why does oil tanking fuck the economy so hard? isn't cheaper fuel a good thing? im actually curious about getting a more in-depth explanation of this oil situation, i only trade stonks so i don't know shit about commodities.

how low are prices at the pump gonna go, at least, and when?

[Anonymous No.17675532]

>>17675505
Yes. They announced on Bloomberg via Larry Kudlow that they would buy oil reserves at a fixed price similar to what they use to do with milk years ago

[Anonymous No.17675534]

>>17675272
If this is like 2008 how much longer do you think we have to crash?

[Anonymous No.17675540]

>>17675430
HOLD MY ON MY POPS JUST SAID HIS 401K IS MOSTLY INVESTED INTO HIS MEDICAL SUPPLIES COMPANY EMPLOYER

WERE GONNA BE ALRIGHT

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17675542]

based on this press conference, we're green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17675545]

>>17675428
it wouldve been a fucking FANTASTIC idea like 3 weeks ago

the solution is to get over this ASAP, get it somewhat under control, and gradually shift to an economy that isnt entirely reliant on a gommie shithole that eats bats to produce everything for us

[Anonymous No.17675546]

>>17675527
the petrodollar my dude look it up

[Anonymous No.17675549]

>>17675527
Because unlike in 2008, America action has a big domestic oil industry (shale) which isn't profitable below $40/bbl

[Anonymous No.17675551]

>>17675523
>Only 60
Anyone above 50 seems to be at elevated risk

[Anonymous No.17675552]

>>17675491
pelosi is also a fucking dinosaur. just look at her, ugh. but she's evil so she'll probably outlive us all.

[Anonymous No.17675558]

Are they just pumping Quest lmao

[Anonymous No.17675559]

>>17675387
Did it in 2008, we can do it again. We're being set up for a delayed crash as
>>17675272
says. Its dumb to think we'll fall straight down. It's not worth opening up the real short positions until after we've mooned back up to $330 and we've still made no progress on virus testing. Today's numbers will be cheap OOTM options that we can be certain to test again. That'll be the point you can turn $500 into $50000 assuming you buy yourself enough time with the option (say a month out from us climbing back up to highs while still uncertain about supply chain)

[Anonymous No.17675562]

>>17675527
Oil is factored into the price of all products. When oil craters, so do the prices of those products.

It only makes economic sense to produce those products if you can sell them for more than what it costs to make them. With the price of everything being cheap, smaller businesses that can't take advantage of huge economies of scale will be price out of business. Economic output declines, no jobs, people are fucked.

[Anonymous No.17675567]

>>17675527
lots of oil companies are now unprofitable, they owe 200 billion in short term debt that will probably not be made good on. Lots of defaults and stuff in the sector incoming

[Anonymous No.17675568]

>>17675035
>How's the Republican primary going?
Is any Republican even trying to replace him?

[Anonymous No.17675569]

Lmao I just remembered the guy who called into mad money last week asking for help after buying the absolute top in TSLA. Poor fuck.

>>17675361
I’m only seeing KO as a good buy, and I’m hoping to get it under 50.

Oil may oversold bounce but not looking good, manufacturing is a no, recession is actually happening, world is going to drag us down with it.

What is there to like here? Maybe MRK after that afterhours dip because they have a hell of a cancer drug but the demand for that may be about to disappear?

[Anonymous No.17675574]

>Labcore, Quest
This is the 2nd time they've plugged these two. Time to buy?

[Anonymous No.17675579]

>UBI implemented as an emergency demand-side bailout
>every NEET starts investing with their Trumpbux
>markets +100, inflation +100

[Anonymous No.17675581]

>>17675551
It dramatically spikes for 80 and up or if you have an underlying condition. Healthy 60s are still pretty safe.

[Anonymous No.17675586]

>>17675527
were the primary producer of oil as of the last few years
at this price, no one here can produce it for a profit. not even close.

>how low are prices at the pump gonna go, at least, and when?
i mean its different depending on state and region, so idk
but youll definitely see gas prices fall sooner than later

[Anonymous No.17675587]

>>17675479
you borrow money at 0.5% intrest and either worry about paying it back later or just sell the bonds to the fed and print money
>muh hyperinflation
yeah that really looks like a problem right now when were on the cusp of a deflationary crisis

[Anonymous No.17675596]

>"the risk to the american public does remain low"

[Anonymous No.17675601]

Hope you fags bought today, only uphill from here!!

[Anonymous No.17675607]

>>17675601
haha

[Anonymous No.17675609]

futures pumping btw

[Anonymous No.17675610]

>>17675372
how do I transfer stocks from RH to TD Ameritrade

[Anonymous No.17675611]

>Nasdaq record bear thrust
Fuck

[Anonymous No.17675612]

>>17675567
Short them or priced in already?

[Anonymous No.17675615]

Bear meat is on the menu

[Anonymous No.17675617]

>>17675540
I'm glad your Dad is in a good place financial, friend.

[Anonymous No.17675628]

>>17675540

WAIT NEVERMIND WERE FUCKED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17675632]

[Anonymous No.17675633]

so i am helping my dad with his left over 401k should i tell him to cash it out or put it into an IRA account?

[Anonymous No.17675645]

>>17675628
Lmao guy called into Cramer about that one tonight. Said he liked I think I wasn’t really listenening but he said he hopes the guy is diversified.

[Anonymous No.17675649]

>providing relief to individuals for liquidity
UBI CONFIRMED!! TRUMPBUX 2020

[Anonymous No.17675650]

>>17675559
this^^^ dude fucks

[Anonymous No.17675652]

>>17675521
Wow, I really expected better from this subchan. ;/

[Anonymous No.17675654]

RECESSION CANCELLED CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.17675655]

>>17675609
They know the bailouts are coming. Trillions in free money and personal bunkers while everyone dies.

[Anonymous No.17675656]

>>17675568
>1276 needed to win nomination

[Anonymous No.17675657]

>>17675358
Water, weapons, and women.

[Anonymous No.17675661]

>>17675628
-3.42% is beating the market

[Anonymous No.17675667]

>>17675610
https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/360001226666/transfer-stocks-out-of-your-robinhood-account/

[Anonymous No.17675668]

>months
wtf, I thought this was a dip?

[Anonymous No.17675673]

>>17675628
>>17675540
>investing all into one stock in your 401k
>no bonds
what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.17675676]

>>17675429
This is a Reddit meme btw, I know because I made it and posted it there years ago.

[Anonymous No.17675679]

I tried to warn the /pol/ goyim last week

Now they will die screaming

[Anonymous No.17675682]

>>17675649
I remained convinced that trump has no actual political convictions, he'd do anything if the thought it would make him popular

[Anonymous No.17675684]

>>17675534
>If this is like 2008 how much longer do you think we have to crash?

no idea. but the good news is there might be another chance to sell if you are stuck and trying to ride it out

[Anonymous No.17675691]

>>17675612
how about you put 2 moving averages of different values on the chart of the timeframe of your choice and take every short trade they give you? i mean, you can certainly do better if you learn more advanced TA but if you have the fundamental story to back it up, why not just take every time the TA lines up with your FA?

[Anonymous No.17675694]

It's actually fundamentally IMPERATIVE that the Fed and government does not let equity markets fall any further right now.

The concept of a bail-in hinges on the idea that the freshly minted equity in a bank or investment bank will replace your unsecured deposits that would have been lost, but since the bank is "too big too fail" will be bailed out.

If people don't have faith equities will only rise, this restructuring will be futile as former depositors immediately sell their equity to recoup losses.

If the USG thinks bail-ins are at all feasible, then they NEED to throw cash at the market right now. They cannot leave any room for people worried their restructured deposits might lose value if they consider bail-ins at all feasible. The other option is of course TARP 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO which... Yeah no.

[Anonymous No.17675697]

>>17674956
Righteous

[Anonymous No.17675709]

>>17675559
Newfag to /smg/ i put 270$ on uvxy and now im at over 500$ what do you reccomend i do? Should i sell and look for a better opportunity with my money? And cant i not trade options with 500$ unless a lot of 100 is stupid cheap?

[Anonymous No.17675715]

Should I buy stuff to hold onto to get consistent dividends for the rest of my life. Or buy for hopes of something shooting back up in a year or two for nice profit?

[Anonymous No.17675717]

Can't wait for dollars to be worth 1 peso and half of a yen a year from now.

[Anonymous No.17675733]

>>17675633
Don’t take anything out of the account if he’s not at retirement age, or you pay taxes and fees.

He can change his allocation regarding cash/stocks/bonds inside the account if you’re concerned.

Main thing is not to give the tax man a cent.

[Anonymous No.17675734]

>>17675481
Not if you're a Dominionist.

[Anonymous No.17675735]

>>17675709
plenty of things have cheap options, it's based on share price.

[Anonymous No.17675737]

>>17675068
>mfw bought it when it closed at $20.67 an ounce

[Anonymous No.17675741]

>>17675717
why is that

[Anonymous No.17675743]

>>17675709
Sell it, retard. You doubled your money with a financial instrument your zoomer brain doesn’t even understand. Take profits ASAP.

[Anonymous No.17675746]

Are UVXY and VIX peaked? There's no more milk in those cows, right?

[Anonymous No.17675748]

>>17675569
VZ, 3M.
your KO and Mrk is under 3 yield so I wont call them Dogs even if they technically make the list

[Anonymous No.17675749]

>>17675673
Lots of companies “match” of your contribution goes into their own stock with no option for it to go anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.17675759]

>>17675652
ShareDon is out in full force tonight
Lame and gay

>>17675676
Bull fucking shit
Listen to last quarters earnings report, iron mike is an smg guy

[Anonymous No.17675760]

>>17675673
Only 10% is thankfully

[Anonymous No.17675764]

>>17675654
AND MARGIN CALL CANCELLED

[Anonymous No.17675766]

>>17675667
thanks

[Anonymous No.17675769]

>>17675717
>/pol/ tourists thinking they know the first thing about macroeconomics

[Anonymous No.17675771]

fug I should have sold SPXU before closing.

[Anonymous No.17675772]

>>17675679
half of them believe Trump is the only reason the market went up and that the coronavirus is a jewish conspiracy to make him lose the election

[Anonymous No.17675773]

going 95% cash on 20th february might be the most important bullet dodge of my life. goddamn i love myself for doing that. and no, i wont short shit because if i started now it would feel like FOMO to me.

[Anonymous No.17675778]

>ASX IS FREE FALLING IT'S OVER
ASX IS FREE FALLING IT'S OVER
>ASX IS FREE FALLING IT'S OVER
ASX IS FREE FALLING IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.17675782]

guys

guys


guys

[Anonymous No.17675784]

>>17675764
WE DID IT REDDIT

[Anonymous No.17675785]

aww hell yeah I hope Euro Jap and Australian indices boom +5% today

[Anonymous No.17675786]

you can tell how much they want to appease the markets by how little Trump spoke

[Anonymous No.17675789]

>>17675749
I'm not American, but that's kinda fucked isn't it? I always heard that you shouldn't have stocks in the company you work for, because when they go bust you lose both your job and your stocks. It's not really 'spreading your portfolio' is it?

[Anonymous No.17675792]

>>17675773
i just hope no bank goes to default. that would be about the only thing that could fuk me.

[Anonymous No.17675794]

invest in water.
wtrg
cwt
msex
awk
awr
sjw
yorw
FIW

[Anonymous No.17675796]

cruises btfo
only old people go on them anyway lol

[Anonymous No.17675799]

>>17675610
this >>17675667 or literally just call them, AMTD has great customer service. you even get assigned your own guy who you can call and ask questions about anytime, or they have people who will walk you through how to use the software and show you precisely how to set it up the way you want it.

honestly still don't know why everyone with a RH account didn't straight-up switch the moment $0 fees were introduced in October. i remember because it's the same time i got into mainly scalping because that's one of the people it benefits the most. even if i make $10 i get to keep the whole thing (minus taxes of course), before a $10 profit trade would actually be -$4 because it was about $7 per transaction. scaling out half your position would cost around $21 because it's 3 trades technically, it makes a huge difference if you want to take a lot of small bites out of the market.

[Anonymous No.17675800]

>>17675459
>>17675519
Tulsi is playing the long game. Playing 5d chess with Corona-chan as her main piece.

[Anonymous No.17675801]

>>17675717
Friend, that implies that Cartel Bux will somehow not also go down

[Anonymous No.17675805]

>keep going on cruises guys

lmao, based spring break fratchads and sororostacies gonna spread this disease to every corner of the country

[Anonymous No.17675812]

>>17675773
you are a king. do you follow gregory mannarino? he left the market the day before the first dip and i was very impressed

[Anonymous No.17675813]

>>17675785
ASX is already down 4%

[Anonymous No.17675815]

>>17675682
>he'd do anything if the thought it would make him popular
You miss-spelled "make him money" anon.

[Anonymous No.17675826]

>>17675733
hes already retired but still manages to make less money enough so he can keep working.
we will talk about this again tomorrow but i dont think tomorrow is going to look good.

[Anonymous No.17675827]

>>17675786
>appease the markets"
makes the markets sound like God or something lmao

[Anonymous No.17675831]

>>17675794
why

[Anonymous No.17675832]

>dow futures is almost +2%

HAPPENING OVER, FAGS

nothinbruger confirmed, fuck youuuu

[Anonymous No.17675835]

>>17675796
>cruises btfo
A cruise might be your only chance of survival if SHTF... a month at sea during the food wars could save your life

[Anonymous No.17675840]

>>17675805
I'm cumming. There is no more effective way to kill off a large part of the boomer population is there? Bill Burr was right.

[Anonymous No.17675841]

>>17675813
It's up compared to earlier futures.

[Anonymous No.17675842]

>>17675813
thats just the remainder gap from american market close. asx futures up 2%

[Anonymous No.17675843]

>>17675805
>>17675796
It's so bizarre how the crews for these ships are all moby dick tier swarthy third worlders

[Anonymous No.17675845]

>>17675832
Lmao this bull cope

[Anonymous No.17675853]

>>17675832
Up 2%
Down 5%
is our new daily dance

[Anonymous No.17675855]

Are there really people who actually believe in the "always buy, stonks only go up" meme? I saw someone recommend buying index funds today as if Europe doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.17675857]

>>17675832
Glad I just made puts on oil and Italy.

[Anonymous No.17675858]

Why the fuck are gold futures going down? Seriously. Why the fuck is gold going down?

[Anonymous No.17675860]

>>17675812
thanks fren. and no, i do not. maybe i will look into it.

[Anonymous No.17675862]

>>17675789
It’s a joke when it comes to diversification. My former employer did it, it was a big part of my decision when it came time to move on, most of my coworkers were 50% in a diversified retirement product and 50% in the stock, with no grasp of the implications of that strategy. They do pay a nice dividend but the stock was down over 13% today, I shudder to think about the impact that had on a lot of them.

[Anonymous No.17675865]

Invest in domestic tourism. National Forests and Parks are gonna be packed.

[Anonymous No.17675867]

>>17675831
it's a product everyone needs.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17675874]

BOBO? BOBO? BOBOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17675877]

>>17674933
BULL BACK ON THE MENU

[Anonymous No.17675880]

>>17675865
name some stocks big boy

[Anonymous No.17675883]

>>17675241
Well, what else can he do? He can't magic a cure out of his ass. Placating the public isn't working. Saying and doing won't help either.

[Anonymous No.17675884]

>>17675717
>>17675741
He thinks increasing national debt and monetary supply is inflationary

He doesn’t account for the deflationary effects of a global recession, of decreasing demand, and of a chunk of global population dying off

>>17675748
I do like VZ! I think it can go lower though. Thanks bud!

I like MMM in theory but I need them to burn their chinese factories to the ground and give Xi the finger... and get out of the automobile segment.

MRK is 2.97% yield!! Actually scratch that it closed at 3.09%!!!!

[Anonymous No.17675885]

>>17675831
he watched the big short a few too many times

[Anonymous No.17675887]

>>17675865
With fucking quarantine tents

Look up Georgia national park Corona on Google.

[Anonymous No.17675889]

funny how these guys seem much more open to answer honestly when trump isnt in the room

[Anonymous No.17675894]

>>17675858
because you gotta sell to buy back into asset

[Anonymous No.17675901]

>>17675715
Depends, how much are you willing to risk? Do you want to get rich or secure yourself financially 10, 20 years down the line?

[Anonymous No.17675902]

>>17675213
>the US is equivalent to a tiny island with an aging majority population and youths who won't fuck and have babies

[Anonymous No.17675908]

>>17675858
Silver is rubberbanding it back to a healthy ratio
Digits confirm

[Anonymous No.17675909]

>>17675676
>false mememaster
pls
shilling tards into buying the VIX was /our/ maymay

baggy made the first one i ever saw, for TVIX, with the mens warehouse dude, then i suggested that we use mike as his quotes fit the personality type for a CEO of the VIX. then mememaster made this one for me cuz i asked him specifically to overlay mike with 911 carnage, and since he was a fucking mememaster and absolutely baste, he did it

dont you dare try to impersonate mememaster
he was the fucking jewel of /smg/

[Anonymous No.17675910]

>>17675858
Happening cancelled

[Anonymous No.17675912]

>>17675858
because we are back, we did it, we survived the crash
another 12 year golden bull run bro

[Anonymous No.17675913]

>>17675855
>muh time in the market
>wow, thanks for the cheapies
>buy and hold

[Anonymous No.17675915]

>>17675855

[Anonymous No.17675920]

>>17675902
with huge import costs

[Anonymous No.17675923]

>>17675782
No hunt the doggos...

>>17675800
Good VP pick to get youth and women vote and horny dudes?

[Anonymous No.17675925]

>>17675862
Yeah if you're 40 years old that probably doesn't matter much, provided you can gradually switch over to other investments. I'm just shaking my head at the thought of some dude who retired 2 months ago and who has now seen 30% of their retirement funds evaporate.

[Anonymous No.17675933]

>>17675912
yep, this is correct. it's a new paradigm

[Anonymous No.17675935]

>>17675805
Thank fucking god I actually might be able to buy a home if all the boomers squatting on them like fucking dragons keel over.

[Anonymous No.17675943]

hey

you know, futures like the /ES are still trading actively right now

have any of you ever considered saying when you think someone should enter/exit a long/short trade on something like the /ES tonight? like we're trading together but there are no rules and anyone can say whatever the fuck they want.

[Anonymous No.17675947]

>>17675778
>tfw dropped $10k AUD my grandparents from down there gave me into CBA during last week's dip

[Anonymous No.17675952]

>>17675912
fuck that's an ass alright

[Anonymous No.17675956]

would it be dumb to buy some AMTD shares right now because of all the people that are leaving robinhood? surely a good chunk of them will end up with schwab/AMTD

[Anonymous No.17675959]

By the way: for anyone wanting to 'gamble' on a vacation: 15 day cruises are going for $500 now. You can fly a round trip from NY to London or Munich for under $300 in April and May.

[Anonymous No.17675969]

>>17675947
Wow. Buying the dip last week wasn't even that bad, but CBA? Kek.

[Anonymous No.17675970]

Official theme song for this week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ewiV79_A64

[Anonymous No.17675971]

>>17675943
I dont think they'll be accurate until Europe opens

[Anonymous No.17675982]

>>17675200
We'll see.

[Anonymous No.17675985]

>>17675843
When you think about it, they kind of have to be. The weak have already died off/been fired and now the crew consist of disease-resistant veterans and probably a couple of newbies who will soon be cast off into the morgue or a hospital.

[Anonymous No.17675987]

>>17675840
>There is no more effective way to kill off a large part of the boomer population is there?
When the boomers are gone, who will you blame for your failures, anon?

[Anonymous No.17675992]

>>17675956
well currently they're getting dunked on pretty hard, so probably not yet. but maybe. maybe start a small position first with the option to DCA down potentially?

[Anonymous No.17676002]

>>17675832
We could easily break records and have a 8-10% day, just saying. Get above the local downwards trend during globex, fed activates the buying machines like we saw during the 5% pump day a few days ago and shorters would get liquidated like never before and basically help push price upwards. I'm not saying it will happen, but they could time that kind of scenario easily and that's why you should never short down here expecting massive returns after a 20% correction in the largest market in the world. The market doesn't just go straight down which a lot of people seems to forget

[Anonymous No.17676005]

This market is fucked. Let Him save you now before it's to late! Let His fat divvy guide you to salvation and a good nights sleep. Let Him be there for you when your 65 and done with the shat life tosses at you. He'll be there for you long after your Wife divorces you and the lawyers clean you out. He'll be there when your grown kids all show up on your 85th birthday all wanting a handout (little bitches all). You'll get the last laugh when you screw them all in your will after you die.

[Anonymous No.17676007]

Everything is gonna be fine, relax.

[Anonymous No.17676009]

>>17675901
I don't have a whole lot right now compared to what most of you are probably playing with. By the time I finish my degree and can actually start putting big boy money into stocks everything will be back on the rise, so I guess security. As much as I wanna get rich I feel like that might be the best bet overall

[Anonymous No.17676011]

>>17675883
I'm not saying there is anything he can do. I'm just saying that that anon is wrong. He isn't saving the day, he's trying to use a bandaid to treat a bullet wound

[Anonymous No.17676012]

I'm feeling bullish after that Press Briefing, we green tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17676026]

>holding MCD ko dis ma v mrk junk
I’m basically just a Dow index...
Fuggg :DDD
>>17675855
If you’ve been invested for 10+ year bull run, tax hit may offset any gains you get from good market timing.

>>17675858
Check out “supply” and then look into “demand” and then maybe “deflation”

>>17675909
Basado
Looking forward to another excellent Tyson conference call!

[Anonymous No.17676027]

>>17675772
You're hanging out in the trump general too much

[Anonymous No.17676035]

>>17676012
another one tomorrow directly addressing the economy. might be a green couple of days

[Anonymous No.17676044]

>>17675933
>>17675952
>>17675982
Like clockwork the 0.382 ratio is retracement

[Anonymous No.17676048]

>>17676009
Then aim for dividends from companies that you're confident in, in terms of revenue streams.

[Anonymous No.17676051]

>>17676035
When to open short?

[Anonymous No.17676060]

>>17675969
It was a set-it-and-forget-it kinda thing. I don't live in Australia anymore (and don't really need the money) so I just wanted to squirrel it away.

[Anonymous No.17676065]

>>17676062
>>17676062
>>17676062
>>17676062
>>17676062
new thread

[Anonymous No.17676070]

>>17675855
Between 1900 and 2009 the DOW went from 100 to 10,000. Growth that included the airplane, the auto-industry, the computer. In the last 10 years the DOW has gained 14,000+ points based on Facebook, Marvel movies, and hot chips. Something doesn’t quite add up honestly

[Anonymous No.17676088]

>>17676051
idk but im sitting out for a day or two to see what happens

[Anonymous No.17676095]

>>17675987
There wont be any failure. The banks will have to gamble on offering credit to the youth instead of milking grandma's teats dry.
Houses will finally become affordable and overnight many people will stop being socialist. Any millenials who were well off before the crash will be fuming, though. Imagine having to still pay interest rates on a $600K home in a neighborhood thats now averaging prices at $300K since all the boomers that lived in your neighborhood died and Uncle Sam needs to collect inheritance tax immediately. I'd be fucking fuming.

[Anonymous No.17676101]

the "Big Short" movie about this crisis will have the word "Repo" in it. screenshot this

[Anonymous No.17676111]

There is no bottom. GIVE ME your cheapies. and I want another discount.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17676126]

>>17675083
Or cheapies on literally every other company that still exists at 5-10x valuation now.

[Anonymous No.17676152]

>>17675417
And then you sell them out.

[Anonymous No.17676187]

>>17674933
post market im up for the day somehow without shorting anything

[Anonymous No.17676350]

>>17675827
Market is a force of nature. It can be psersuaded in directions for a short length of time but ultimately no single entity cam control it.

[Anonymous No.17676356]

>>17675333
>try to sell spy put at open
>get fucked
>sell at about the same by 3
sometimes it's ok

[Anonymous No.17676379]

>>17675832
Have you been paying attention at all to the chart the last two weeks? Things are going to jerk around like mad for a while. Way too early to claim victory for either side.

[Anonymous No.17676417]

Give it to me straight, bros. Will Trump be able to save the world from global recession?

[Anonymous No.17676421]

>>17676048
got any predictions to look into? I have a few thoughts of my own about where to buy but I'm curious how others feel.

[Anonymous No.17676460]

thank god
i would sacrifice a gorillion italians if it means my stocks are saved

[Anonymous No.17676480]

>>17676421
I'm looking at the higher dividends on the dow, minus the oil companies, because I find it likely that they lower their dividends in the near future.
Keep in mind that know very little about actual investing, I regurgitate shit I read/heard that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.17676483]

>>17675098
Will you shut the fuck up? It isn't fucking moving, at all, for fucks sake, how have your calls been saved by being down 22 cents for the day?

[Anonymous No.17676569]

>>17676070
That's an interesting comparison, but consider that because of those previous inventions (in particular the computer) there are more consumers than ever with higher credit limits than ever.
Especially with emerging markets in China (lol rip), India, and Africa (Soon™); if these digital media companies (Facebook, Marvel movies, etc.) play their cards right they have the opportunity to get in on the ground floor and dominate these markets for years to come.
That's much longer term though, in the short term I don't know how exactly the market has become so inflated.