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>> No.17665053

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17665068

i bought some today kek i like to hurt apparently

>> No.17665079

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17665082

DOW WILL END GREEN

>> No.17665088
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17665088

Dow to 20k end of ze week. Cap eet.

>> No.17665093

best /biz/ related documentaries?

>> No.17665095

Will this be the rise of penny stocks?

>> No.17665099

pee pee
and I cannot stress this enough
poo poo

>> No.17665117

>>17665093
The big short, though not a documentary

>> No.17665122

When will it dump again.

>> No.17665144

We're recovering boys! BUY THE DIP NOW THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!

>> No.17665164

>>17665122
probably by noon

>> No.17665169
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>>17665093
vpro has a several Wall Street/finance/investing/trading/econ documentaries on YouTube. A few of them are on quantitative analysts and algorithmic trading which are particularly good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed2FWNWwE3I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFQJNeQDDHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mq_vrDLN7w

>> No.17665179

>>17665093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAZjlxWNszw

>> No.17665186

24K IS THE BOTTOM, I REPEAT 24K IS THE BOTTOM

>> No.17665202

>>17665122
it will dump again next monday when more bad news.

>> No.17665211

>>17665095
No

>> No.17665223

>>17664938
Who's gonna invest in US based sweat shops once the economy flattens?

>> No.17665255
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17665255

Fuck all tripfags and board tourists btw

>> No.17665288
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17665288

>Boomer FEDs trying to save their 401K’s

It’s over

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>>17665255
based. But yeah the stickied thread is literally deleting history

>> No.17665437

damn, /smg/ getting BTFO today

>> No.17665472

>>17665437
I made 19k, I wish I bought more puts last week. :(

>> No.17665521

>>17664938
Where are my Michael Burry wannabes? How did 1.5 years of waiting turned out to you, did you held or magin called?

>> No.17665540

Oh fuck we lost momentum

>> No.17665553

>>17665521
Idk pajeet, how about you learn English and then try posting again.

>> No.17665588

>>17665093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8

>> No.17665632

>>17665553
Ohh siiir you angry sir??)) Now india stock go up from here =)))))

>> No.17665873

Am I the only one losing money today?

>> No.17665934

>>17665873
No worrie bro, there is always someone loosing and they are the majority, lost 780k$ today because I was drinking yesterday and just woke up

>> No.17665951

>>17665873
Absolutely not.

>> No.17665973

>>17665934
Lost 780k?! Wtf

>> No.17665989

>>17665873
lost 200k pretty sure its going to get worse not sure how much worse

>> No.17666025

remember /smg/ buy the dips!

>> No.17666071

>>17665873
everyone who has money in stock lost money today
im down 20% since initial investment now ;_;
even my stock that shouldnt care for oil or corona go down just because everything is red
>got 30k € waiting for cheapies tho, only thing that keeps me happy during these dark and red times

>> No.17666122

>boring day with barely any movement in portfolio
i should have bought something cool on friday, i wanna have fun like you guys

>> No.17666184

Watch, they'll pump to green near the close. Never bet against trillions in monopoly money.

>> No.17666187

>>17666122
sincerely don't reccomend you do that..

>> No.17666225

BOOTLEG SMG
LAWLESSNESS HAS DESCENDED UPON THE LAND

>> No.17666250
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17666250

>>17664938
the other thread is still a sticky you know

>> No.17666376

Buy TLT

>> No.17666380
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>>17666250
biznessmen only.
>>17665255

>> No.17666419

Anyone have a recommendation for an alternative to Robinhood for options trading? Their app layout is great, but their platform fucked everyone again today.

Tried Schwab... app sucks. E-Trade slightly better, but nowhere near as simple as RH.

>> No.17666432

What broker to use?
Bulgaria here

>> No.17666482

>>17666419
I'm thinking about switching to interactive brokers, their app looks really nice

>> No.17666503
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>> No.17666635

>>17664938
my put spreads are doing pretty well. Is this even a crisis?

>> No.17666682

>>17666635
people keep saying it is, but it's been pretty low key for me.

>> No.17666703

>>17666682
because most people try to predict the direction but they have NO edge whatsoever. Only the top firms do. Stay as neutral as possible and only trade vol.

>> No.17666722
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17666722

>Robinhood still won't let me buy

>> No.17666746

>>17666722
worked for me through the website

>> No.17666753

>>17666419
seconding this request

>> No.17666759

>>17666722
what the hell are you buying right now?

>> No.17666778

>>17664938
Went balls deep into INO last week and now I’ve lost too much money

>> No.17666823
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17666823

Name a company which is down merely 1 or 2%

>> No.17666834

Guys, I'm still down 5% on SQQQ

>> No.17666862

Should I buy oil stocks right now, or will it drop further?

>> No.17666868

>>17666823
fitbit

>> No.17666870

>>17666823
Verizon last I checked

>> No.17666913

>>17665088
Lol just 20k. How long has it been stuck at 20k? Four days? Five days?

>> No.17666972

AAL puts at a standstill despite going down 2% what’s happening?

>> No.17666973

Do I sell my stocks that have been bleeding for days now that I still have profit in my portfolio?

>> No.17666990

>>17666376
Is it still a good idea to buy tlt? It went up by like 8% today didnt it?

>> No.17667041

Will they stop trading at -7% again?
Dow is at -6.51% right now..

>> No.17667050
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17667050

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

sticky too crowded edition

Bought some PSX, CVX, JPM and PH today. can't pass up an opportunity dip like this, even if it goes down more next week, I'll just keep buying.

>> No.17667059

>>17666972
Same on jetblue and six flags. I think it has to do with institutions holding off on buying more puts until the market decides to move.

>> No.17667079

>>17666753
>>17666419
webull

>> No.17667098

>>17667059
Got cheap June Puts and was wondering if it’s time to sell or if I hold on until EOW

>> No.17667126

None of the execs where I work came into the office today. Literally not a single one. I’m shitting bricks right now.

>> No.17667130

>>17667098
I'm holding mine. Got a feeling this isnt over yet. Quarantine of a large city and sub 20 dollar oil isnt priced in yet. If you thought today was panic, wait until someone important dies or a city gets licked down.

>> No.17667170
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17667170

This happening has gotten me interested in trading. I need something to throw money into, anyway.

Ordered this book on recommendation by some anon. What am I in for?

>> No.17667202

>>17664938
>Sees tanked oil prices
>Finds oil ETF
>asks /biz/ for advice
>no one says anything
>buy 590$ worth of a leveraged ETF
>it instantly starts rising
What else are you guys hiding from me?

>> No.17667226

>>17667202
nevermind, it's back to where I first bought it

>> No.17667238

>>17667202
oil is oversold. people forget that nearly everything you use on a daily basis has some form of petroleum in it. the big companies are going to be able to use their borrowing power to scoop up smaller companies for pennies on the dollar. Its going to be a bloodbath for smaller companies though

>> No.17667263

>>17667202
What makes you think oil is going to go right back up?

>> No.17667296

>>17667238
I get what you're saying, but I'd really like to see my stock portfolio turn green again

>> No.17667325
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17667325

I bought the dip. Am I going to make it?

>> No.17667347

>>17667296
you may have to wait 6-12 months for that.

until then, accumulate shares, fuck bitches, get riches

>> No.17667355

>>17667263
Because the main reason it's down is because the Saudis are selling it at a discount trying to play a game of chicken with Russia. Someone always gives up in a game of chicken, either way the prices can't stay this low forever.

>> No.17667493

>>17667325
Bought too early imo

>> No.17667598

>>17667041
it has to hit -13% for more circuit breaker action. if it ever hits -20% in one session trading gets suspended.

>> No.17667660

What's going to happen to Arctic Drilling? Is it screwed along with Tar Sands?

>> No.17667675
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17667675

>-7% again
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sub 24k here we come!

>> No.17667695

>>17667675
DOW will be at 40K sometime in 2025. Cap this.

>> No.17667711

AAL goes down another $0.15, put goes down by $5, wtf

>> No.17667748

>>17667711
People have to want to buy the put too.

>> No.17667786

>that pathetic fed pump at 24k
you can't stop it Powell-kun

>> No.17667791

>>17667711
Options and contracts aren't the same in price movements. They're different markets so the options may lag a bit sometimes.

>> No.17667825

>>17666250
Tell me about the mouse. Help me anon, I've been searching for days.

>> No.17667891
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>>17667493
>Time in the market beats timing in the market bro

>> No.17667908

Accumulate REFR

>> No.17668047

>>17666823
SNSS

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>>17667908

This

REFR cheapies

Earnings in 3 days

>> No.17668115

>>17667050
based
I bought some RDSA and WFC

>> No.17668131
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>>17666913
what the fuck happened to gary?

>> No.17668208

>>17668115
I bought MO - ABBV - IBM - MO - BTI today

>> No.17668237

>>17666862
Dollar Cost Average. Buy some now. Buy some later.

>> No.17668248

>>17668208
>ABBV
People keep shilling this but I'm not seeing it; care to explain?

>> No.17668260

Good oil to buy with low capital?

>> No.17668295

can someone tell me if stuff like degiro or trading212 is a scam?
I'm considering switching to them because my local brokers charge ridiculous fees but their fees are suspiciously low and afaik you don't actually know the shares when you buy them

>> No.17668299

>>17668131
Gary was trying to let the outside world know that he'd been stuck without food for 4 or 5 days. Gotta trick the great firewall somehow.

RIP Gary.

>> No.17668334

>>17668295
trading 212 provides an ISA backed by the gov up to 85k they're legit

>> No.17668348

>>17668334
but that only applies to UK, I don't live in UK

>> No.17668382

>>17667695
perhaps, timing the bottom of this or even shorting the crash could make you some serious money though.

>> No.17668392

>>17668248
Yeah it's very premium stock that was oversold because they have a major drug coming off of patent.

They also have a pending merger with Allergan that is creating added risk but they already have the OK from the EU and are just waiting on an OK from the US.

It's currently valued like that drug won't be sold at all anymore (which it will still have projected 70% of previous sales) and like the merger will be blocked (all signs show it is going to happen)

>> No.17668437

>another 40 point 1 minute fed bounce trying to save a floor instantly erased
lmao
also 23850 and dropping AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17668444

How far are we away from a bear market, like 2%?

>> No.17668462

>>17665873
No. My father said yesterday he lost 30k, now even more.

>> No.17668526

>>17665873
My Grandad has over £100k in Rockhopper which have gone down 42% today and he only checks the shares every Saturday
I’m not sure if the shock is going to kill him or if Corona will get him first

>> No.17668541

we're unironically going to be below 23500 by closing aren't we?
it's just freefalling at this point

>> No.17668562

>>17667908
>>17668083
clearly no samefaggotry shilling

>> No.17668571

>>17668392
Alright fair enough, might need to have another look, then.

AT&T is looking pretty OK too

>> No.17668630

>>17665186
lmao

>> No.17668882

I hope you guys bought some calls at the bottom. Time for pump until end of day tomorrow.

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YOU DIDNT LISTEN

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>>17665099
AAAAAAAAAA
and I cannot stress this enough
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17669012
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17669012

what was that gamestop shit this morning? this has been a comparatively boring day

>> No.17669017

>>17668967
I think it's gonna take a week or so and then it'll go back up.
>or maybe I'm just coping

>> No.17669060
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17669060

holy shit listen to the screams lmao!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjg5lYqvzUs&feature=emb_logo

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Also, what are those beeping noises in the background?

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>>17664938
We're at an important inflection point. Most likely support will hold. If not I'd expect a quick dump to 2600 followed by a rapid bounce. Those with balls would go long now.

>> No.17669164

>>17669060
KEK

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>> No.17669349

>>17669109
Nope were retesting that purple line

>> No.17669365

(turbotax/robinhood premium import feature)
>Form 1099-B Issues in Federal Review (Check this Entry)
I have run into a lot of issues with transferring over my 1099-B and 8949 form. I have gotten 2 different screens.

1.) Cost/Basis was reported... Do not enter for... XYZ...

2.) Holding Period applies only to... Do not enter for XYZ...
I see a window below, but it only displays information for two different stocks, and I have no idea which stock they want me to review. Is this a bug? Do I just unclick the "Cost/Basis was Report" box, and how do I know in that situation? How do I know which stock and purchase they are refering to for the "Holding Period?"

any anon advice or call RH or TT?

>> No.17669385

>>17669060
Sounds like a hospital ward. Apt.

>> No.17669465

>>17669349
That would be about 2600. Breaking below that is when fear is appropriate but until then this is just a great day to buy stuff cheaply.

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>> No.17669531

pump 30min before close

>> No.17669573

>>17669465
I'm out until a solid bottom is formed
Aside from puts and TLT calls of course

>> No.17669605

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I FELL ASLEEP BEFORE I MOVED BY LIMIT BUYS AROUND AND SET LIMIT SELLS

DOWN FUCKING 13% OR MORE IN SOME OF THIS SHIT ALREADY AAAAAAAA WHAT DO I DO NOW!!!!

>> No.17669607

>>17664938
Stock Shit is the most Jewish thing in the world. All stock trading should be banned.

>> No.17669638
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>>17669365
>Robinhood can't even make a 1099 properly

>> No.17669685

>>17669607
stock shit is just owning a little part of a company
its fine
taking debth and lending money is jewish

>> No.17669708
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>>17669607
cope harder

>> No.17669737

Holy shit, Bing's homepage right now!
Bill Gates bringing the bantz!
www.bing.com

>> No.17669784

>>17669607
If they ban stock trading, I will find you and eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

>> No.17669787

>>17669737
I’m not seeing whatever you’re seeing

>> No.17669821

>>17669787
sleeping bear

>> No.17669887

>that blatant pumping right now

and it hasn't even gotten it back up past -7.5%

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17669907

Being a doomer is finally paying off

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JEETS
FUCK JANNIES

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK JEWS

>> No.17669909

>>17669887
where are you seeing the pumping? Like, with what tool/website/application...?

>> No.17669936
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17669936

>>17669060
>Dow in freefall
>rich Jews face when

>> No.17669947

>>17669887
just went back up above 24k

>> No.17669960

>>17669060
someone's yelling again

>> No.17669964

>>17669909
The FED

>> No.17669973

>>17669909
I literally just have a market livestream going on in another tab. Glaced over and saw it jump from -8.4 to -8 to -7.75 over the course or like 2 seconds.
>>17669947
Give it 5 minutes, lel

>> No.17669978

>>17665186
This post aged pretty poorly

>> No.17669979

>>17669947
aaaand we're tanking again

>> No.17669996

>>17669978
lol, we're still at 24,050 right now buddy, it's the bottom

>> No.17670002

>>17669973
damn its back to 7%, whatever they're doing is working

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>> No.17670046

>>17666823
Gamestop is up today.

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>>17669060
it beeps every time a new dead body is discovered in the building

>> No.17670066

>>17669708
>raiding people are not organic actors because they have a differing ideology
cope

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17670072

How bout another joke Murray

>> No.17670081

>>17669996
If it ain't the bottom, I'm going to have a lot of stonk colored toilet paper to wipe my ass with tomorrow morning.

>> No.17670104

>>17669973
you were correct

>> No.17670142

>>17668571
Someone ran models on ABBV and if all factors turned south it would be at the average sector P/E.

AT&T looks good. I am worried about them rolling out their own streaming service at $20 per month though. Personally looking at adding VZ for a more pure 5G play.

>> No.17670169
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17670169

What industries should I short for tomorrow's dip?
Oil? Steel?

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>>17669506
imagine buying the dip of 1873, you'd be a millionaire by now!

>>17669605
you hodl

>> No.17670238

W E W

they are desperate to keep it from falling back down. As soon as it hit -7.5 they started pumping it back up.

>they pumped it to -6.8

lel, they're gonna try to kip it at -7 or above until close. Hoping that a night to sleep on things will fix it.

>> No.17670338

>>17665095
Biotech/healthcare/med equipment manufacturers, so of those are doing well, but i'd only stay a short time.

>> No.17670359

>>17669060
lmao what the fuck are those horns

>> No.17670370

>>17670238
>Hoping that a night to sleep on things will fix it
Anon...
There is no end to this ride

>> No.17670371

>>17665472
you did good, be happy faggot.

>> No.17670422

>>17670359
was wondering that too. Did a machine break or something?
>>17670370
Ah, I forgot a word there. *they. They're hoping that if they keep things from staying lower than 24k then things might be better tommorow.

Personally, I expect us to get Black Monday 2.0 by weeks end.

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17670501

>>17664938
YOUGUYS TOLD ME TO BUY GOLD STOCKS YOU SAID GOLD WOULD GO UP WTF

>> No.17670560

>>17670501
it would go up in a normal situation, but now people are panicked enough that even gold is tanking.

You're best off pulling out of the market entirely for a couple of weeks, Until thinks either unfuck themselves (unlikely) or everyone else is ruined.

>> No.17670562

What happens if the Dow drops below 20k?

>> No.17670587
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17670587

>>17670501
we were obviously talking about Bitcoin Gold.
you didn't buy the metal, did you?

>> No.17670652

>>17670562
Death and destruction

>> No.17670682

>>17670562
Second Great Depression, basically.

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>>17670562
You know

>> No.17670688

>>17669060
>"Rubbing one out to Barry Manilow would be a problem"
what did he mean by this

>> No.17670702

>>17670501
They'll let it go up only to sell it back down hard. There are only two options for stocks now. Go bear or go home...

>> No.17670712

>they pumped it up to -6.5

They realize this is just going to make it crash even harder right?

>> No.17670732

oh my god this EOD pump is unreal. buy sqqq/spxs/sqqq just before close?

>> No.17670794

>>17670732
No, sell. It's going to tank tommorow morning and you'll just lose out.

>> No.17670825

>>17665093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsVpNB2Lv3U

>> No.17670829

>>17670560
>but now people are panicked enough that even gold is tanking.
i think gold dropped because people liquidate in preparation to buy the big dip

>> No.17670857
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17670857

should I just take profit and hodl

>> No.17670896

>>17670712
it's not gonna last

>> No.17670899

>>17670857
if you're conflicted, half and half. That said, taking the profit is prob smarter.

>> No.17670907
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17670907

>>17664938
bat trans corona market bat trans market bat trans cute corona trans bat market bat

>> No.17670921

PUMP IT
U
M
P

I
T

>> No.17670922

>>17670857
tf did u do?

>> No.17670943

>>17670922
literally bought and held

>> No.17670962

>>17670907
they are tickling his dick off screen

>> No.17670994
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17670994

KEK THESE GOALPOSTS

2 weeks ago the very idea of a recession was completely alien to the MSM pundits. Now everyone expects a recession but it'll be "short and sharp".

>MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY

>> No.17670996

6.3% boys the pump is unreal

>> No.17671073

>>17670907
>bullying bats
Chinks deserve their kung flu

>> No.17671110

>>17670907
wait that bat is tranny faggot? Kill

>> No.17671134

>>17670996
yeh, but ineffective. It isn't staying above -6.5 for more than a second.

This shit is going to dive like a goddamn hawk tommorow morning.

>> No.17671291

>>17671134
gonna sit square at -6.5 at close it looks like

>> No.17671316

>>17671291
lol nvm the end of day tank is here

>> No.17671429

>Visibly fughting the tide

they really don't want it below 24k

>> No.17671503

>>17671429
All the boomers will suicide if it gets below 24

>> No.17671529

>>17671429
its already there its too late

>> No.17671535
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17671535

>When you buy the dip
>And it dips

>> No.17671576

>>17671535
you buy the next dip too

>> No.17671587

>>17671529
-7.5% close LMAO

>> No.17671629

Oh shit my bad I posted too soon,

-7.8%

>> No.17671634

>>17671587
>-7.5%

bro its at -8.4% already

>> No.17671649

>>17671587
Not so bad, tomorrow it's gonna bounce back

>> No.17671721

>>17667170
Read “A random walk down Wall Street”

>> No.17671722

>>17671634
my fingers are retarded, but yeah it's below 8.

>> No.17671723

>>17669109
That bottom graph... Is it possible to go bellow 700 in next few months ?

>> No.17671834

Someone please explain dividends to me like I’m a retard. For example, apparently Ford is $3 per share in dividends. So what does that mean?

>> No.17671859

the fuck, I'm seeing higher numbers everywhere. Are they bumping it up poast close?

>> No.17671880

>>17671834
Means when ford Decides to pays dividends you get 3 dollars for every for share you own. Preferred stock get paid first, commons stock second. The money comes from the retained earnings account in a business, which is net profit before dividends

>> No.17671885

>>17671834
it means every quarter, Ford gives you $3 for every share of Ford stock you own

>> No.17671931
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17671931

>tfw you lose all your money in the market
>then you lose your job
>then you lose your house
...

>> No.17671945

Why is the thread so slow now?

>> No.17671984

>>17671945
Bears went back to sleep.

>> No.17671988

>>17671945
Stock Exchange is closed. COme back at 930 est tomorrow.

>> No.17672011
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17672011

>started with a 50k demo account
>2 days
Why didn't I use real money? REEE

>> No.17672022

>>17670562
We revert to single felled organisms

>> No.17672026

>>17671880
>>17671885
So is this what people look for when investing? Some say dividends matters more and some say selling when it gets high. Is this more of an argument of passive vs. active investing?

>> No.17672036
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17672036

I just saved the market anons.

>> No.17672086

CAPITALISM IS NO MORE

>> No.17672102

>>17672026
yes, it's different strokes for different folks. I invest in dividend stocks because I prefer the lesser volatility and (usually) guaranteed dividend income that I can immediately re-invest by buying yet more shares of stock.

I've even used my mathematical background to derive formulas for rate of returns on compounding dividends, how many shares you need to buy another share of stock (hint: the growth is always exponential so it's always a good idea), etc.

>> No.17672112

>>17672026
Preference of choice: some look for capital growth, others go for dividend revenue, and others look for a combination of both

>> No.17672118

Tomorrow is the real selloff. After all the boomers get word of today's disaster from their primetime cable news, they're going to sell off all their boomer stocks en mass. Expect -11% futures.

>> No.17672135

Will this be Trump's 9/11?

>> No.17672143

>>17672102
Ok, so based on the sound of that, I think I’d prefer dividend investing. I don’t have a large amount of capital to start investing heavily currently, but what recommendations do you have for $500-$1000?

>> No.17672155

>>17672102
You do realize people already did the mathematical formula for it a long time ago?

>> No.17672163

>>17672118
I reckon there'll be a bit of a bounce back tomorrow opening probably leveling off around market close.

>> No.17672177

>>17665082
What are you smoking and where can I buy some?

>> No.17672183

>>17669012
Michael Burry popped off about Gamestop prospects several months ago and so faggots tried to gitgud

>> No.17672184

Fuck this is so great. Stocks are so cheap!

>> No.17672194
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17672194

Disney is looking so tasty right now, but at the same time I feel I'll get burned if I buy now

>> No.17672197

>>17672163
No bounce, just plummet...

>> No.17672207
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17672207

Who made bank today by shorting? please share

>> No.17672210

>>17672102
>I've even used my mathematical background to derive formulas for rate of returns on compounding dividends
Did your math background not teach you to google

>> No.17672228

>Trump is now infected
Serves him right for trying to keep this fake and gay economy afloat for a few more days when he should have been locking the country down.

Live by the globohomo, die by the globohomo.

>> No.17672235

>>17672184
They will be even cheaper tomorrow friend!

>> No.17672241

>>17672184
Think they are cheap now? Wait until you see them in two weeks!

>> No.17672243

>DOW 2k down
now we're talking, this is a beginning of something

>> No.17672249

it's over lads we can breath again

>> No.17672251

>>17672207
Some anon held uvxy over the weekend
I've been in cash for like a month

Sold MSFT at 186.60

>> No.17672267

>>17666722
We need more stories like rogue wave. There has got to be a tonne of hedge fund managers that got liquidated today.
Margin call Monday.

>> No.17672280

>the sticky devolves into anons discovering the << trick

please never sticky /smg/ ever again mods

>> No.17672283

>>17672143
At this point I would honestly recommend you just wait and see, because shit is *really* turbulent right now, even for my portfolio.
VZ looks good. BEP has a pretty good dividend but it's a bit expensive right now. GIS as well, but it's also a bit expensive.

I would recommend just learning about everything right now.

>>17672155
>>17672210
yeah but I rederived it myself without any external help for fun
Also I lied, it's not technically exponential, but inverse-digamma since it's essentially the harmonic series multiplied by a constant.
I'm going to learn about stochastic calculus so I can make the model even better.

>> No.17672332

As a Canadian, how fucked am I?

>> No.17672334
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17672334

Even if you lost money today, you will never be this bad of a failure /smg/. We're all gonna make it.

>> No.17672345
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17672345

>>17666071
I'm down 15% from my initial investment. Tried to switch my strategy a bit to recoup my losses to just holding SQQQ and QYLD (I'm that junior divie guy) and straight up crapshoot on some stocks that (hopefully) won't be affected that bad. So far: not working!

>> No.17672365

>>17672280
It'll probably happen tomorrow too. And every day after that until the volatility drops enough it gets boring to the non-stockholders.

>> No.17672368
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17672368

QYLD Bagholders WW@

>> No.17672369

>>17672334
this coming crash will wash away the degenerates.

>> No.17672376

Now that was quite something today, wasn't it.
I'm up by almost 20% thanks to my crude oil shorts. Gonna grab myself a drink later to celebrate.
How are you all holding up?

>> No.17672380

I never thought I'd see something worse than Christmas eve so soon.

>> No.17672384

Boy, I sure hope GDX goes down before April 17.

>> No.17672388

>>17672283
Thank you for the help!

>> No.17672392

>>17672332
Like a dog in treadeau's office on a Friday night

>> No.17672395
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17672395

>>17672345
>>17672368
smooch each other

>> No.17672398

BULLS COME OUT TO PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.17672404

>>17672376
Post screenshot or SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.17672408
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17672408

>QQXT tracks an equal-weighted index of Nasdaq-100 stocks that excludes technology companies

>> No.17672414

>>17672163
European futures are down as much as 10%. Do you think European markets can get pummeled two days in a row, Asian markets can get pummeled two days in a row, and it won't happen to America just the same?

It's a positive feedback loop.

>> No.17672419

What should I invest in now that it's shopping season

>> No.17672426

>>17672419
SQQQ

>> No.17672427

>>17672368
Checking in, and never thought I'd associate the term bagholder with QYLD, yet here we are :(

>> No.17672432

>>17672334
Hahahahhaha wtf

>> No.17672434

>>17672368
y-yeah... looking like that was a mistake...

>> No.17672441

>>17672334
A lot of times streamers will reject/refund insane donos behind the scenes but pretend to accept it on stream

>> No.17672448

Invest in my Maoist insurgency.

>> No.17672452

>>17672426
that was friday. SQQQ isn't the play anymore

>> No.17672455

>>17672207
Cashed out SQQQ calls, SPXU calls, and JetBlue puts.
Got back in SQQQ calls before the bell today.

>> No.17672470
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17672470

Reminder to DCA if you were a retard like me and bought at the top of the biggest bullmarket bubble before the corona virus pop

>> No.17672471

>>17672441
brilliant...
just get a bunch of fake donors to make the real donors feel solidarity

>> No.17672473

>Citigroup -16.19%

>> No.17672480

So Italy is basically doomed?

>> No.17672484
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17672484

I shorted S&P500 today and got margin called.

I think i should stop doing margin trading

Pic related, its me

>> No.17672492

I'm down $5,600 but bought $8,000 in TSLA puts before close. Will I make it?

>> No.17672505
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17672505

>>17672470
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IKTFBROOOOOOO

>> No.17672509

>>17672470
>QYLD
i dca´d
>over the last half year fuck my life

>> No.17672518

>>17672345
Same here. $1000 on XOM. Im retarded

>> No.17672528

>>17672452
>>17672455
Well fuck me m8

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17672538

>>17672376
>-12% day
I'm feeling good though.

>> No.17672540

I bought some Ford puts near close. Got my sells set for market open. No amount of liquidity injection is bringing us back this time boys. The show's over and the music has stopped.

>> No.17672546

>>17672480
It doesn't the resources to deal with some thing like this specially during tourist season

>> No.17672548

>>17671834
Ford is not $3 per share dividend lol.... where tf did you see that?

>> No.17672560

>>17672011
If it's any consolation anon, it's very unlikely you'd have made the same moves with real money as you did with fake.

>> No.17672563

Hey guys, been backpacking in Morroco for the past week. What's new?

>> No.17672562

>>17672484
Lmfao how much leverage did you use?

>> No.17672577

>>17672471
Well it costs the streamer fees to reject a donation BUT when streamers "gifting 200 subs if I don't [do x] today" it doesn't actually cost them 200 × $5 it costs them like 200 x $1
So essentially they do kind of do that

>> No.17672578
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17672578

>>17672540
I still hold 200 shares of Ford since 7.20. I will go down with the ship or sell at $10.

>> No.17672581
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17672581

Just day-traded for the first time. Really fun.

I ended up betting $1000, only did 2 trades and made $3.50... 0.3% isn't the most impressive but it was SPY!

I had no mandatory Sell Orders so I got lucky that I didn't get stuck with it. The SPY Price looks like complete dogshit right now so I'm glad that my last sell order got filled.
All my long trades are in the red unsurprisingly.

>> No.17672585

>>17672509
>>17672368
>>17672427
>>17672395
ay qyld senpai. i bought some over the "dip" as per one of you. probably going to get a shit ton more now

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17672589

who else now oil and gas? just ordered 55k in iShares Oil & Gas Exploration & Production ETF.

>> No.17672592

>>17672376
-5.5% day

I'm in a buy and hold strategy though.

>> No.17672595

>>17672548
I completely misread an article where it said $3 per share (after 5 years). Do not mind me I am soft headed.

>> No.17672599

>>17672562
20

>> No.17672600

I’m holding a bunch of TQQQ SPXL and DDM averaged in right around the middle of today’s range. Kind of itching to dump AH but I’ll trigger PDT restrictions but think it’s worth it. I have a bad feeling about tomorrow.

>> No.17672601

>>17672207
I hedged with SPY puts and TVIX on Friday but I'm still pretty fucked overall

>> No.17672610

TSLA sub 600 or has it bottomed

>> No.17672612
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17672612

they got Mr. /biz/ on CNBC

>> No.17672613
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17672613

What else should I buy?

>> No.17672616

Notice how the orange retard has nothing to say for himself?

>> No.17672622

>>17672599
Based retard

>> No.17672624

WALMART STRONG

>> No.17672632

>>17672599
What bucketshop of a service even let you do that

>> No.17672640

>>17672610
It should back to sub 300 levels.

>> No.17672649

>>17672589
I been hitting USO hard. When prices return it'll be golden days

>> No.17672652

seems like starting tomorrow we'll be testing the December 2018 levels. how do you think we'll hold up?

>> No.17672654

who else drinking

>> No.17672665

>>17672616
You do realize this is happening to every market across the world, right?

>> No.17672666

>>17672652
watch asia tonight

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17672667

>>17672616
I hope he's silent because he caught Corona-Chan and he's bed ridden.

>> No.17672668

desu senpai i think im gonna buy a nice stack of spirit airlines shares at 20.00 if i can catch it that low again

>> No.17672669
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17672669

Jesus fucking christ I'm such an idiot. I had like 30 TLT at start of the day and was up 5%, then I managed to fuck it all up by buying high and selling low. Ended up 20% on the negative for the day doing leverage trading. Go on, please laugh at me.

>> No.17672670

Shill me some calls, I wanna go against the grain.

>> No.17672671
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17672671

Some anons are saying that the market will recover and this is just a nothingburger.

Thoughts on this, /biz/?

>> No.17672672

>>17672613
>he bought sqqq after the dip
HAHAHAHAHA you have to buy before the dip, green day tomorrow

>> No.17672675

>>17672632
the maintenance margin for /ES futures is close to 20:1 leverage, so pretty much any legit broker

>> No.17672679

>>17672671
Same anons that said it wouldn't drop below 24k today

>> No.17672683

>>17672616
Why is europe down more?
Look at Japan, Korea, Australia m8

https://www.investing.com/indices/world-indices

here you go

>> No.17672690

>>17672616
you're never getting NEET bucks, deal with it

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17672696

>>17672652
If SPY hits 230, i'm going and loading up. Right now i'm just holding.

>> No.17672699

>>17672679
I was only here around the first hour when the stock market was dipping and had a trade halt.

>> No.17672700

>>17672610
All foreign futures indicate that European/Asian markets will be a shitfest, and thus the DOW and S&P will drop another 7 - 9% tomorrow. TSLA is guaranteed to be sub-600 tomorrow morning.

>> No.17672704
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17672704

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

OXY just lost 52% of its share price and its dividend is 25%. That means you just need to have the dividend continue for 4 years and you get your money's worth back.

>> No.17672706

>he thinks the dip is over

>> No.17672707

>>17672616
>it's Trump's fault that our companies outsourced everything to one single country that is too stupid to not eat fucking bats

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17672708

>>17672672
>green day tomorrow

>> No.17672711
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17672711

just leaving this here

>> No.17672713

>>17672665
Which depend on which economy? This should be an easy one.

>> No.17672714

>>17672589
Fucking WHAT?
Why would you do that?

>> No.17672727

>>17672102
Dividends aren't all that great. Why is it good for a company to bleed money back to their investors? Just think about what dividends mean for a second. Usually paying dividends means either
1) The company is admitting their investors will likely see more profit by investing the dividend in something else. If this was not the case the company would either invest the dividend in some profitable venture or buy back their own stock.
2) The company is leveraged beyond belief and the founders / majority owners are trying to siphon maximum value out of it before it collapses.

Now #2 is actually not that bad. Usually the company is started off with very little equity, takes up massive loans on production or equipment and pays tons of profit back to their initial investors. When stuff gets tough they just go bankrupt and the intiial investors have seen their initial investment paid back many times over. The creditors and shareholders late to the party get stuck with nothing.

>> No.17672732

>>17672654
I will be just as soon as I get home from wagecucking

>> No.17672741

>>17672713
China's

>> No.17672746

>>17667325
> Id KUN
You bought it too early.
Qanon says Dead Cat Bounce on the 15th
We're going under 20k

>> No.17672749
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17672749

>>17672654
I dont drink until late afternoon on deep red days. The market acts like a speedball

>> No.17672758

>>17672704
Dividends change through time, who is to say that they won't slash it if the stock recovers?

>> No.17672766
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17672766

We've got a Way to Fall

>> No.17672767

>>17672654
just poured myself some cheap scotch

>> No.17672772

>>17672727
dividends are also horribly tax-inefficient, even more so if you're a foreign investor or investing into foreign companies. they don't make you richer, just like withdrawing cash at an ATM doesn't.

>> No.17672775

>>17672672
I liquidated at 15% gain due to a stop loss and put 30% back in. Take a look at the futures, we haven't even found the bottom yet, fren.

>> No.17672776

>>17672505
>cbt is becoming some sort of meme
>the number of cbt/ballbusting/tamakeri images on e621, DA, FA, IB, pixiv, etc aren't actually increasing much
Worst timeline

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17672777

>>17672704
What are the chances they would even be able to pay out dividends though if they get fucked hard enough?

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17672804

>>17672696
>when cramer said 234 very first thing this morning -_-
>>17672749
It's gonna be poppyseed tea time soon maybe

>> No.17672808

>>17672772
you cant escape dividends, youd have to avoid like 90% of good stocks. They are your friends forever

>> No.17672812

>>17672585
oh no i just searched that on google because another anon posted it
dunno how it got into the post

>> No.17672821

>>17672714
pressure on the saudis (MBS) will get too strong, they can't sustain maximum production at this price. so far, they always cucked out and this time won't be different. Trump probably called the king himself already because they're basically whiping out US fracking and everyone else is sperging out as well.

>> No.17672827

so how much is everyone down on their portfolio?
Last I looked I was about -10%

>> No.17672828

>>17672589
good call, bought Shell for 1.6k eurobucks

>> No.17672831

>>17672505
The fat legged elf was bad enough, then the censored weeb girls, now this...
Get your shit together man.

>> No.17672833 [DELETED] 

>>܂17672671

>> No.17672844

>>17671576
>>17671535
And then it dabs as well
> Dead cat bounce on march 15th too
> As per Qanon, who predicted the first one too

>> No.17672846

Yo homies,

What's some x3 leveraged oil ETF plays that you guys have used in the past?

I'm currently looking at GUSH. It's taken a clobbering since January.

>> No.17672848

>>17672827
>down
Wew

>> No.17672853

>>17672772
Where do you live, it's 15% or less in most of the countries?

>> No.17672856

>>17672827
Up 20%.

>> No.17672861
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>>17672821
in-fuckin-sane how I've seen people saying this is Russia's fault. Death to Riyadh, Ansar Essemgee ou bas

>> No.17672863

>>17672654
Jim Beam here

>> No.17672868

>>17672804
>poppyseed tea
Does that do anything or does it just taste nice?
I brew beer and I'm always curious about incorporating new flavors, and teas tend to make for really neat additions.

>> No.17672869

>>17672827
around $125k or so

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>> No.17672884

>>17672848
I'm in for the long term

>> No.17672889

We're unstickied. Somebody make new.

>> No.17672894

>>17672804
What he say about it 234?

>> No.17672896

DAX futures down 10%

>> No.17672898

>>17672868
it's a crude form of homemade morphine kekkies, it's hard to judge the strength so people who aren't me od and die

>> No.17672899

>>17672827
-14% since I've started investing bros

>> No.17672903

>>17672863
Probably gonna open my bottle of Knob tonight and get a big sippy

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>>17672668
Do it. Spirit is in a good position.

>> No.17672909

>>17672704
Often that means investors are pricing in a dividend cut

>> No.17672912

>>17672772
Huh, new to trading here, I didn’t think of that. Does investing fuck up your tax returns pretty bad?

>> No.17672917

>>17672671
Marget will recovery eventually but this is for sure a something burger.

>> No.17672920

>>17672894
The very first thing he said at like 8 am EST was that he wouldn't be surprised if we fall all the way to 234

>> No.17672928

>>17665088
Cap'd

>> No.17672929

i hope the economic crisis never ends, /biz/ has never been so much fun

>> No.17672932

>>17672898
Oof yeah I just looked it up. Probably not a good mix with alcohol, but maybe just a touch would be neat.

>> No.17672934

Does anyone actually believe in TA or is it all spooks and confirmation bias?

>> No.17672944

explain this geniuses: if individual stocks go down like 10-20%, then why is the s&p just down 7%?

>> No.17672945

>>17672652
There will be support at the 200 week moving average but it may break.

>> No.17672948
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>>17672827
−8.59% as of market close. Whatever. The DOW is gonna be 40K in two years.

>> No.17672956

>>17672898
>poppy tea is morphine
Nice larp
Better not OD on poppy seed bagels

>> No.17672958

>>17672668
well, just hope government will not issue recommentations to avoid flying.

>> No.17672963

>>17672920
He’s done very well this whole time... he really saw the impact of corona coming.

Didn’t see the oily move coming but said to stay away from oil

>> No.17672966

>>17672821
If Saudi Arabia cuts production, Russia will just double it. The cartel has broken down. Oil will return to its market price. What would Putin gain from agreeing to a production cut at this point? It would have to be something very juicy from the United States.

>> No.17672968

>>17672589
I think you're a little early on this one. My price target is sub 25.

>> No.17672971

>>17672929
This, I want nothing but catastrophes and epic short squeezes

>> No.17672973

>>17672853
30% tax in france. you can get most foreign withholding taxes back as tax credit, but it's a mountain of paperworks and most brokers do not even give you the option to do so. i just buy accumulating ETFs and forget about that can of worms.

>> No.17672976

>>17672884
the long term is made of many short terms

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxtBeGZ_1MY

>post yfw they don't know

>> No.17672989

>>17672944
Because its an entire index averaged out. Have you never looked at the holdings?

>> No.17672991

https://twitter.com/marklowen/status/1237116015194058753

>entire Italy goes into quarantine
wtf bros is this a video game?

>> No.17672997

TSLA is going to go sub-600 in the aftermarket. Holy shit.

>> No.17672998

>>17672934
TA made me a lot of money over the last four years and spared me from the brunt of the 2018 drops and this one as well.

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>he didn't load up on gamestop calls

>> No.17673005

new bread

>>17672996
>>17672996
>>17672996

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>>17672982
H E A T
M A P

>> No.17673024

>>17672956
I eat red rock opium bagles all the time.

>> No.17673030

>>17672777
i know that they're OK with $55/barrel for the next two years, we'll see what happens with the price of oil through summer when demand grows.

>>17672758
they have a deal with Buffett when he loaned them billions for the Anadarko deal, they're not supposed to cut it. although this massive drop was not anticipated by anyone

>>17672909
could be. even if they cut the dividend in 1/3 it would still over 8% which is absurdly high.

>> No.17673032

>>17672982
What was the funny part about this?
Just a minute clip of the opening bell?

>> No.17673057

>>17672772
in most countries you can set up some tax structure which avoids dividend taxes. and even if you can't, there's always other countries.

>> No.17673065

>>17672956
It's the dose that makes the poison anon, always remember that.

>> No.17673077

܂>>17672997
Do you ever shut the fuck up about TSLA? You make a half dozen of the same posts every thread, it's annoying.

>> No.17673115

>>17670169
Italy

EWI

>> No.17673119

>>17672958
even if they did, how long would that actually last? its already down over 50%, how much further could it really go? and even if it doesnt happen and it tanks much further, i cant see it lasting long and i will probably just buy even more.

Even if we end up in a lengthy recession, i get the feeling spirit airlines will atleast stay afloat because they are the cheap option for travel, they might end up actually picking up business from people that normally take the more expensive flight options.

>> No.17673171

>>17672997
>>17673077
tes.la is doomed
Elon musk is going to jail for all sorts of shady crap.
The writing has been on the wall for a long time snd when it bites itll bite big.
Stop buying the hype, hes not inventing the future, hes just reinventing shit thats already around.

>> No.17673196

>>17673119
> its already down over 50%, how much further could it really go?
did you check airline charts from around 2008? the answer is a lot.

>> No.17673206

>>17673065
You're right in that the druggies making "tea" are soaking an assload of unwashed poppy seeds for 12 hours for the express purpose of trying to clumsily create not-laudenum

>> No.17673229

>>17673171
lmao, make sure you buy $100 puts.

>> No.17673230

>>17672997
Whoa...no way...can't believe an auto company would drop due to fear of recession. Unprecedented...

>> No.17673253

>>17672966
maybe in the short term, but I doubt it's Putin's plan to have an open price war with Saudi Arabia going on for months. Russia can't afford losing too much revenue, their economy depends on it. Sure, they certainly want to get back at the Americans for sanctioning Rosneft and hurt US fracking, but even if some of the medium size companies go broke, Exxon will likely pick them up. So if that's their motivation driving this situation, it's not going to succeed and I think Putin is smart enough to know that.

>> No.17673271

>>17672668
>>17672908
>>17673119
On radio I heard about a dude buying a international ticket to japan for 5 bucks because he was the only guy on the plane. No idea what carrier but the fear of the virus being caught from airline attendants might be a concern.

>> No.17673295

What motivated the price war anyway? Did a Russian enter the room first ahead of an Arab?

>> No.17673328

>>17673271
Damn that's rad, that would be such a cool flight too
Wonder how the hotel prices are

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Who else is holding puts on Italy?

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-whole-of-italy-put-on-lockdown-11954097

>> No.17673607

>>17672827
i'm down 53%

>> No.17673893

>>17672827
down 14% today. moving away from rh soon

>> No.17673916

>>17673358
holy shit italy is over

>> No.17673952

>>17672831
>implying same poster
>>17672776
sorry GOYFfm8t