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17663856 No.17663856 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't you investing in toilet paper companies RIGHT NOW?

>> No.17664122
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17664122

>toilet paper
Boomer Meme. Use an arse rag like pic related, wash after use and you can use it again

>> No.17664238
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I'm just gonna start taking a shower after every shit I take. Yes, that's right, I don't have a bidet but I've had something better all along, a walk-in bidet right next to the toilet. Let the dumb money buy the TP bags of these smallbrained hoarders. I could go the rest of my life without toilet paper. Do you hear me costco hoarders? I AM NEVER BUYING.

>> No.17664280

>>17664238
But what if people start buying out all the shower draino then anon?

>> No.17664428

>walks into shower
>squat
>point shower hose at ass
>spray
>scrub with soap
>dry off
Don't fall for the paper jew. Disrupt the markets now

>> No.17664432

>>17664280

Then he gonna step in the poo poo

>> No.17664471
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>>17664280
then just buy a pail and bucket. It's dead simple. If third worlders can do it, you can do it too.

>> No.17664503

>>17664471
>pail
dipper*

>> No.17664859

>>17664280
I'm not saying I'm going to shit in my shower and then waffle stomp the turd. I am going to shit on the toilet, and then get in the shower and spread my ass at the jet stream

>> No.17665094

>>17664859
just get a bidet attachment for your toilet

>> No.17665220

>holding digital toilet paper certificates
Lol, if it ain't physical, you dont own it

>> No.17665581

>>17663856
>everyone pumps toilet paper
>this all blows over or everyone dies or whatever
>now everyone has a decade of toilet paper suppy
>toilet paper companies crash for years

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>>17664471
kek, i just get flashbacks from my time in rural indonesia last november and december, thanks.

>> No.17665695

>>17663856
Why would you? Just because people are stockpiling up on it? This only means that they will be buying less when this whole thing is over while they use up what they bought.

>> No.17665738

>>17664122
wash after use? i use the kike top but never wash after use, just allow the shit to seep into the material

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>>17664238
BASED

>> No.17665770

>>17664428
the only based post on /biz/

>> No.17665816

>>17663856
the fundamentals of the TP industry have not changed, ask yourself this...

have the amount of bums needing wiping increased?

has India come online yet?

Tp stocks overpriced AF, increased demand atm, as people are stocking up,

As the scare goes away people are gunna stop buying as they have 5x average supply in households.

gunna be a loooonnnnng bear market after this.

>> No.17666177

A trick I learned in the Marine Corps with MRE TP.
Take several single sheets of TP and evenly stack.
Fold in half once and fold in half again.
Tear off corner where single fold meets double fold and put aside piece for later.
Unfold TP and insert finger in the hole.
Wipe ass with finger.
Gather TP around finger and pull out to clean.
Then use corner piece to clean under finger nail.
Happy wiping anons.