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[Anonymous No.17661529]

WE NEED SEVERAL SMG THREADS WHEN SHIT HAPPENS, TOO FAST THREAD.

Popular brokers:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
The Malazan series is excellent for trader.

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>>17660509

[Anonymous No.17661557]

happening cancelled folks, pack it up

[Anonymous No.17661575]

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X21WDm0S-w

[Anonymous No.17661577]

I sold all my TZA, SQQQ

I am now 100% long.

Good luck friends.

Don't be surprised when it's green.

It's because a god owed me a favor. when you have pals like that it's hard to lose.

[Anonymous No.17661578]

AHHHHHHHH STOP GOING UP

[Anonymous No.17661581]

Morning fellas, how's it looking today?

[Anonymous No.17661582]

WHERE IS THE FLOOR??

[Anonymous No.17661583]

Just call it a day. Level 3 confirmed.

[Anonymous No.17661585]

Who is buying why is it going up again?

[Anonymous No.17661586]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[Anonymous No.17661587]

Jewish pumping tricks

[Credit Spread Officer No.17661588]

MARKETS... RISE....
MARKETS... RISE...
MARKETS... RISE...

[Anonymous No.17661589]

SCARED MONEY DON"T MAKE MONEY BITCHES

[Anonymous No.17661591]

MODS STICKY

[Anonymous No.17661592]

MY INVESTING PLATFORM WONT LOAD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME InNNNNNNnnn

[Anonymous No.17661594]

Theres gonna be some bounce bearfaggots shut the fuck up im not mad though XD only RH is costing me another 500 probably

[Anonymous No.17661595]

THE VIRUS HAS INFECTED DJI

[Anonymous No.17661596]

>>17661557
Only down 1400 points, pack it up folks, we're done here

[Anonymous No.17661598]

>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN
>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN
>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN
>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN
>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN

[Anonymous No.17661599]

pump it

[Anonymous No.17661601]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.17661603]

Everything going up again. Buy quick!

[Anonymous No.17661605]

wtf is going on? why is it rebounding

[Anonymous No.17661606]

this pump tho

[Anonymous No.17661608]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FED PLEASE HE<LP ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17661610]

Whew, looks like we're going back up

[Anonymous No.17661611]

>>17661585
>He lacks critical information.

[Anonymous No.17661612]

I love you CoronaChan

[Anonymous No.17661615]

where can I find the cash balance of TQQQ. I keep seeing people say it could get liquidated but I cannot figure out where to see their cash balance.

[Anonymous No.17661616]

>>17661605
Chaos

[Anonymous No.17661617]

FED pump.

[Anonymous No.17661618]

LAUGH
AT
BULLTARDS

[Anonymous No.17661629]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17661630]

Robinhood is down again, I seriously hope none of you guys use it

[Anonymous No.17661632]

Feds pumping

[Anonymous No.17661635]

>>17661529
IT'S GOING BACK UPPPPP

[Anonymous No.17661636]

It's all fine here lads; nothing to see
Stop selling.

[Anonymous No.17661639]

BASED FEDS GOT THIS SHIT BULL BROS

[Anonymous No.17661640]

BACK

DOWN

WE

GO

[Anonymous No.17661641]

STOP PUMPING!!!!

[Anonymous No.17661642]

Discombobulating stuff desu

[Anonymous No.17661652]

thinking about whether or not I dump my EWJ puts. they expire in a month

[Anonymous No.17661653]

HAPPENING BACK ON FOLKS

[Anonymous No.17661655]

[Anonymous No.17661659]

ITS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17661660]

>>17661529
>Not even a half hour between threads.
For fuck's sake, lads.

[Anonymous No.17661661]

>>17661617
Japan tried that too and it didn't work for long

[SOXL_shill No.17661666]

Picked up another 31 shares of my beloved SOXL at 151. Can't wait to get 300 at 75

[Anonymous No.17661667]

Looks like its over. All ready all the way up at 6%.

[Anonymous No.17661671]

I caught a falling knife

bought
AMZN @ 2000
GOOG @ 1320
SPY @ 309

Do I panic sell and try to rebuy lower or should I just be like one of those people who bought in 2008 and ended up as a 5 year bagholder?

[Anonymous No.17661672]

We need a higher post limit it's going too fast.

[Anonymous No.17661674]

>WHOSE BUYING?
WHOSE BUYING?
>WHOSE BUYING?
WHOSE BUYING?

[Anonymous No.17661678]

>retards buying the """dip"""

[Anonymous No.17661679]

Please guys

Let's all laugh at everyone bullish

(sold all my inverse shorts right after stall ended and bought tech stocks)

Just remember

I told you.

[Anonymous No.17661686]

WTF I SHOULDVE BOUGHT THE DIP

[Anonymous No.17661688]

>>17661529
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17661689]

Bought tvix at 70 and sold it at 98. Feel so stupid, i want to hang myself.

[Anonymous No.17661691]

Pamp eet.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17661694]

>>17661585
it's not people buying, it's people that were liquidated and now people wanting to buy what they have.

[Anonymous No.17661696]

NOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BOBO BROS

[Anonymous No.17661701]

GO DDDDOOOOOWWWWWNNNNNNNN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17661709]

>>17661630

[Anonymous No.17661712]

STOP BUYING
THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN LIFE

[Anonymous No.17661714]

IT'S TOO FUCKING FAST AHHHHHH!!!
WE WUZ BULLZ!!!

[Anonymous No.17661718]

>>17661674
>more replies for the aaaa thread
basado y rojopillado

[Anonymous No.17661723]

>>17661689
Don't let anybody here stop ya.

[Anonymous No.17661724]

CRASH YOU FUCKING NIGGERS CRASH DONT BUY SHIT SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.17661726]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY HATS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17661725]

>>17661666
I got some too. SOXL is a nice pick. A nice rebound pickup.

[Anonymous No.17661727]

SHORT HARD NIGGA

[Anonymous No.17661729]

Gold guy made like a billion dollars.

[Anonymous No.17661731]

>>17661529

[Anonymous No.17661739]

PPT throwing everything to stop breaker #2 from triggering immediately after the reopen

[Anonymous No.17661745]

just made $35,000

im shaking right now

[Anonymous No.17661747]

Whale here.
Buy my bags you fuckin' plebs!
We need to get out.

[Anonymous No.17661748]

>>17661529
https://youtu.be/5JZ9djZa180?t=60 Im enjoying this market

[Anonymous No.17661750]

>>17661745
How?

[Anonymous No.17661751]

Dont worry bull chads. Just /cvg/ schizos trying to spread panic as usual, we’ll be back shortly.

[Anonymous No.17661754]

fed is going to buy the dip so the stock market goes to 0 tomorrow. praise trump

[Anonymous No.17661756]

It's crabbing. I just sold out of my short positions and picked up some NVDA for cheap. I'll sell again though later today, no fucking way am I holding overnight.

The dump is over.

[Anonymous No.17661757]

Is it about to crash again?

[Anonymous No.17661760]

happening averted
Daddy Fed has saved the day

[Anonymous No.17661762]

I'm entirely done with RH, have a 300 spy put expiring today with a sell order locked in at 45, and can't cancel to adjust to 32 because RH is so fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.17661764]

good job trusting China with your industry

[Anonymous No.17661766]

One day. You'll understand.

You see.

The illusions are hard to see past

The true reality is harder to find.

It should make you shake. But again, you'll not see everything I laid out.

[Anonymous No.17661769]

Imagine if 280 holds :OOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17661774]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2iT5WGFOmg
NOTHING WRONG WITHM ME

[Anonymous No.17661780]

Good ole pump and dump, the day is just getting started folks.

[Anonymous No.17661781]

IS IT CRASHING AGAIN OR NOT.

[Anonymous No.17661784]

why is only dropping 5% instead of 7% a good thing? investlet here

[Anonymous No.17661785]

It's gonna sideways from here bros, wait for friday for the next dip.

[Anonymous No.17661786]

>>17661745
well done lad

[Anonymous No.17661788]

BUY HHGREGG STOCK

[Anonymous No.17661792]

SHOULD I BUY OR NOT

[Anonymous No.17661795]

CRAB TIME

HI CRAB

[Anonymous No.17661796]

WE ARE UP FROM -7% TO -6%????
GOLDEN BULL RUN CONFIRMED????

[Anonymous No.17661800]

>>17661729
Gold can break hearts quickly.

[Anonymous No.17661801]

THIS IS ALL THE COMMIES FAULT REMEMBER THAT

[Anonymous No.17661807]

how do biotech niggas do it?
are they unto the corona cure?

[Anonymous No.17661809]

bagholding sqqq for the next 6 month

[Anonymous No.17661811]

>He isn’t buying the dip right now
Lmao it’s free money

[Anonymous No.17661818]

>>17661792
should have bought 10 minutes ago
you missed the train buddy

[Anonymous No.17661824]

Buy today. Get free money.

[Anonymous No.17661825]

>>17661781
Crabbing. Take profit and go long.

[Anonymous No.17661827]

>>17661671
Be the bagholder anon.

[Anonymous No.17661828]

someone create a second /smg/ thread

[Anonymous No.17661833]

Why does RH have to be so evil and full of fucking niggers?

[Anonymous No.17661836]

Hopefully it recovers!

[Anonymous No.17661837]

I JUST SOLD EVERYTHING WHY IS IT GOING BACK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17661838]

when and what to buy?

[Anonymous No.17661839]

EVERYTHING IS NOW FUCKED

[Anonymous No.17661842]

>>17661811
They set us up a perfect bottom max panic moment.

It was too easy to make the flip to 100% long

[Anonymous No.17661846]

anyone else think it's a little too quiet?

[Anonymous No.17661853]

>>17661784

Because we're not in free fall, opening down 7% can be just the start

[Anonymous No.17661854]

>>17661725
Yep, no guarantees but I hope we make it fren.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17661855]

>when you sell your deep otm calls for a profit

Can't explain that.

[Anonymous No.17661856]

>>17661780
I think they got everyone to dump and now they pump, for tomorrows dump etc

[Anonymous No.17661858]

>>17661575
also see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

[Anonymous No.17661860]

Should i buy UVXY today?

[Anonymous No.17661861]

>it's going down again
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17661865]

>>17661839
not so

[Anonymous No.17661867]

Buy quality at a discount, lads.

[Anonymous No.17661869]

>>17661762
I've always been suspicious of RH. Always suspected that they're trading their own book. If they are, that would explain all of the outages as they're on the wrong side of some serious money.

[Anonymous No.17661872]

There now, don't you feel better in your cozy little bag?

[Anonymous No.17661873]

>>17661764
The best thing about this is that the bugmen get fucked.

[Anonymous No.17661874]

BACK

DOWN

WE

GO

[Anonymous No.17661876]

>>17661846
bulls busy trying to pump it to prevent the inevitable

[Anonymous No.17661879]

>>17661837
its hovering at -6 percent

[Anonymous No.17661882]

Why is it fucking bouncing back up? What a ball ache

[Anonymous No.17661884]

BOTTOM! Buy Buy Buy the Dip or you are fucked !

[Anonymous No.17661892]

>>17661846
Why is volume lower than Friday afternoon :o

[Anonymous No.17661893]

>>17661854
I weighted heavier into NVDA with unleveraged stock, also some big cap tech to round it off.

[Anonymous No.17661898]

>>17661836
Why is it stopped right now?

[Anonymous No.17661904]

LET ME SELL MY PUT YOU FUCKING HOODED ROBIN PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17661907]

THE FED IS ALREADY OUT OF STEAM
WE'RE GOING TO GOBLIN TOWN BOYS

[Anonymous No.17661909]

SELL SELL SELL SELL. IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.17661910]

SEND CHINA THE BILL
>SEND CHINA THE BILL
SEND CHINA THE BILL
>SEND CHINA THE BILL
SEND CHINA THE BILL
>SEND CHINA THE BILL
SEND CHINA THE BILL
>SEND CHINA THE BILL

[Anonymous No.17661912]

>RBC DOWN
YUUUP THE CANADA BANKING SECTOR IS STRONG.
>SSSIIIIIPPP
JUST BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.17661913]

>he's still got money in robinhood
lmao dude

[Anonymous No.17661914]

>>17661846
they are pumping it like their anal virginity is on the line

[Anonymous No.17661919]

>>17661694
>it's not people buying
>people wanting to buy
Which one is it, retard?

[Anonymous No.17661920]

JESUS F CHRIST ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE RH DOESN'T THINK THE MARKETS ARE OPEN TO 7:30 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS

FUCK PAJEETS
FUCK WOMEN CODERS
DIEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17661925]

>>17661855

Dude some random JCP put I had purchased for like $20 procced for $300 this morning and I sold it, completely forgot about it

[Credit Spread Officer No.17661926]

>>17661882
liquidations took place

[Anonymous No.17661928]

Tesla is cheap, nvidia is cheap
FUCKK what do I do

[Anonymous No.17661927]

>>17661865
God I wish I could trade options.

[Anonymous No.17661930]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17661932]

>>17661674
The fed

[Anonymous No.17661935]

GO, CORONA-CHAN, GO!
LET'S BREAK 23K!
LET'S GET TO -13%!
YOU CAN DO IT!

[Anonymous No.17661936]

Lots of stocks are frozen

[Anonymous No.17661937]

>>17661846
A lot of people are holding off for a "policy response" from the white house and fed and other central banks

[Anonymous No.17661940]

Free money from the FED

[Anonymous No.17661943]

>>17661884
>>17661867
Actual shills

[Anonymous No.17661948]

helpu... I work minimum wage and saved up $12,000, got nothing else. got $8000 in debts.
what do I do? I have nothing to lose so I’m thinking about parking a few grand in chainlink which I learned about last night. Should I take my money out of the bank? Pay off the entire debt? I don’t know anything about this aaaa

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17661949]

FUCK YEAH FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT AND LCI FILLED ITS GAP!!!

[Anonymous No.17661950]

>>17661582
Just when you think you've hit the bottom, they toss you a shovel.

[Anonymous No.17661952]

>>17661935
TAKE MY POWER CORONA CHAN BURN IT ALLLLL

[Anonymous No.17661953]

I FUCKING HATE MY WIFE.
I WANT TO DROP 100k ON SPY BUT IF I DO IT SHE'LL DIVORCE ME
IF SHE DIVORCES ME SHE IS GOING TO TAKE HALF A MILL.
FUUUUUUCKKKKK

[Anonymous No.17661957]

>>17661882
dead cat

[Anonymous No.17661958]

Gonna wait till first pump is over and go into shorts again

[Anonymous No.17661960]

>>17661904
>the people who act like they are hot shit Wall Street traders are just app babbies.
Oh no lol

[Anonymous No.17661961]

>>17661529
Its already going up, nothingburger

[Anonymous No.17661964]

I’m trading on Streetsmart but can’t see any p/l info

TQQQ cheapies
DDM cheapies
SPXL cheapies

[Anonymous No.17661965]

>>17661838
>when and what to buy?

>BPMX buy now, exit at $1.00
>LMT get on this now. Hold and pocket divies.

[Anonymous No.17661969]

Huge nothingburger

[Anonymous No.17661971]

>>17661926
doesnt that mean that shits being sold if people cant cover their margins?

why does this push prices up?

[Credit Spread Officer No.17661972]

>>17661919
it's not people just buying, it's people buying liquidation. it's not a pump, it's a reversion to the mean. liquidation drops price, the pick up picks price up. it's what happened the last 30 minutes friday's close.

[Anonymous No.17661973]

>>17661953
Better than losing everything FAGG

[Anonymous No.17661974]

BOUNCE BACK
U
N
C
E

B
A
C
K

[Anonymous No.17661977]

>trying to sell but it doesn’t go through

????

[Anonymous No.17661983]

>>17661948
Keep your debt and refinance it in a month.

[Anonymous No.17661984]

please sir trade with robinhood sir thank you

[Anonymous No.17661989]

>>17661904
THIS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17661998]

>>17661972
Does this mean it's about to dump again?

[Anonymous No.17661999]

>>17661961
>-1500
>nothingburger
kek

[Anonymous No.17662000]

>>17661936
like what

[Anonymous No.17662007]

Was he right, bros?

[Credit Spread Officer No.17662008]

>>17661971
cause people are being forced to sell at a value not set by them. their being forced to liquidate. so, they have to sell at an even bigger loss, which means that people can pick up their shit for a scalp real quick.

[Anonymous No.17662017]

>>17661948
Pay your debt and hold onto 6 months worth of living expenses for an emergency fund.

[Anonymous No.17662019]

>>17661904
NO PROLE. KNOW YOUR PLACE. Let the masters decide what you'll do.

[Anonymous No.17662023]

I HAD TO BUY DRIP AT $600 THIS MORNING!!
ITS 480 NOW BUT WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN!

[Anonymous No.17662024]

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17662025]

Seeing it finally happening is surreal after waiting patiently for so long. Its actually habbening

[Anonymous No.17662030]

One more big dump and I'm gettin in.

[Anonymous No.17662033]

It'll be ok.

[Anonymous No.17662031]

>>17662008
thank you, makes sense

[Anonymous No.17662036]

>>17662007
To offload on Boomer bagholders? Yes, it was a smart play.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17662037]

>>17661998
i think we're starting to approach the bottom this week.

[Anonymous No.17662038]

>>17662007
Eric Trump literally dumping his bags on his twitter followers, kek

[Anonymous No.17662040]

>>17662007
>LITERALLY TELLING PEOPLE TO BUY THE TOP
SIIIIIPP YUP JUST KEEP BUYING THE DIP
>RBC SHOWS BALANCE OF 0
>M-M-MOMMMY HELP ME

[Anonymous No.17662045]

>>17662025
Nah, it hasn't even started

[Anonymous No.17662046]

who wouldn't buy right then? A fucking halt lmao, people probably shit their pants just seeing -1800 dow and HALTED

[Anonymous No.17662047]

Easiest 8% of my life.
Bought the bottom sold the rebound
Now all in cash again.

[Anonymous No.17662048]

>>17661691
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583762487144.webm

[Anonymous No.17662049]

What's this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.17662055]

You didn't learn anything last week?

[Anonymous No.17662056]

>>17661953
take her to the grand canyon bro if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.17662058]

brehs, why is sqqq going down?
did the fed arrive?

[Anonymous No.17662060]

$113b accepted for today's repo, after Fed raised their limits this morning.

Watch the 2-week term repo tomorrow, the cap had been $20b and Powell raised it to $45b

[Anonymous No.17662061]

>He didn't buy the dip

[Anonymous No.17662067]

Rebounding like a mf. Happeningfags btfo, Dow green by close of day

[Anonymous No.17662068]

>>17662049
el barto...

[Anonymous No.17662071]

>>17662049
the newton

[Anonymous No.17662072]

>>17662007
Kek

[Anonymous No.17662077]

>>17662007
>buying cheapies

Hes right unkess you were planning to retire in the next 2-10 years.

[Anonymous No.17662078]

>>17662049
Marge

[Anonymous No.17662079]

>>17662049
North Tower

[Anonymous No.17662080]

PUMP NOT WORKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17662082]

REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17662083]

I wanted to sell my 300 SPY put at 25, already down to 18, guaranteed it exercises under 10. So fucking down with RH, this is the last strike.

[Anonymous No.17662084]

>>17662049
Minecraft benis

[Anonymous No.17662089]

>>17662049

PPT

[Anonymous No.17662090]

Finally, holy shit I thought I was about to get buttfucked

[Anonymous No.17662091]

It has to dump again doesnt it?

[Anonymous No.17662092]

>>17662045
No. Hapcon is at 2 right now. 1 by Friday's close.

[Anonymous No.17662093]

I'm so happy my SPy 322 put will be sold at above the money and the markets are going to do their greatest bounce ever :D

Thanks RH you're right like Trump this virus ain't no thing :D

[Anonymous No.17662094]

Welp

[Anonymous No.17662097]

>>17661953
Do it without her permission.

If you make bank she won't care, if you fuck it up at least you'll have more to worry about than just the money you lost.

[Anonymous No.17662106]

>>17662049
The kike panic

[Anonymous No.17662107]

LET THE MARKET HIT THE FLOOR

[Anonymous No.17662109]

>>17662060
based QE man

[Anonymous No.17662113]

>>17662082
Serves you right, normie

[Anonymous No.17662115]

>>17662092
No no anon, we're at 3. 2 will happen in 2-3 weeks. 4 was 2 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.17662117]

LOOK AT THIS MARKET
OH
NO
NO
NO
NO
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT DIP

[Anonymous No.17662118]

>>17662055
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
but actually what the fuck when does the SEC or FINRA step in on this.

[Anonymous No.17662119]

So is SPCE a good investment or a meme?

[Anonymous No.17662121]

>>17661762
Switch to TDA, they pay the $75 ransom fee. Fuck Robinhood, exit scamming pajeets.

[Anonymous No.17662122]

RH just fucked me so hard by not letting me sell my puts.

[Anonymous No.17662123]

MY $VOO

[Anonymous No.17662125]

RALLY MORE
BUY BUY BUY, YOU FUCKS

[Anonymous No.17662124]

>>17661953
Someone post the pasta of the guy who beat up his wife.

[Anonymous No.17662128]

So. Is this the time to buy cheapies, or wait? Will the collapse happen further? Might be too dangerous to even swing.

[Anonymous No.17662129]

HOLY SHIT A MUTATED BAT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.17662134]

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17662135]

>>17662094
>>17662082
thats what happens when you use a fisher price app for your main trading

[Anonymous No.17662137]

>Prices can’t go down if people can’t sell

We are experience some technical difficulties

[Anonymous No.17662141]

Textbook bulltrap, next dip 1 hour from now

[Anonymous No.17662143]

LOOK AT EUROPE

TRUMP IS DOING A BETTER JOB

HOLY SHIT

USA IS RELATIVELY BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF EU RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.17662144]

>>17662061
how can you when they /shut it down/

[Anonymous No.17662145]

>>17662067
i-fucking-magine being this delusional

[Anonymous No.17662147]

>>17662117
>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS DOW
OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17662149]

SELL SELL SELL LADSSS. ITS ONLY GONNA GO DOWN.

[Anonymous No.17662150]

>The thread is now a sticky

[Anonymous No.17662151]

POSTING IN A STICKY HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.17662152]

STICKY NOWWWWWWWW
ITS HAPPENINGG AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17662155]

WE STICKY AND SHIIEEET BOYZ

[Anonymous No.17662159]

>>17662128
Dollar.
Cost.
Average.

[Anonymous No.17662164]

>>17662122
same
my debit spreads are starting to look like credit spreads

[Anonymous No.17662165]

Based mods

[Anonymous No.17662166]

>>17662128
When a major US city is quarantined, because that's both inevitable and not priced in

[Anonymous No.17662167]

WE STICKY NAO

[Anonymous No.17662168]

>>17661529
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[Anonymous No.17662170]

[Anonymous No.17662171]

Sold everything 2 months ago

[Anonymous No.17662172]

who is 100% long?

[Anonymous No.17662174]

VIX wasnt this high since 2k8

its happening

[Anonymous No.17662176]

STICKY'D

[Anonymous No.17662177]

holy shit

[Anonymous No.17662178]

Bought TSLA
This will bounce back.

[Anonymous No.17662179]

>>17662143
Shut up, Magatard. Go back to /pol/ for bootlicking.

[Anonymous No.17662180]

WHY WONT MY ORDERS GO THROUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17662182]

>>17662159
I'm panicking though. Already in with 75% of my cash.

[Anonymous No.17662186]

Can I become a janitor on /biz/ already please?
Thanks

[Anonymous No.17662188]

MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS

[Anonymous No.17662190]

>STICKY

[SOXL_shill No.17662191]

First for SOXL STICKY

[Anonymous No.17662192]

>>17662049
Hangman's Gallows

[Anonymous No.17662193]

>>17662128
Wait.

[Anonymous No.17662194]

>>17662145
Imagine not buying up everything right now because the economy is about to explode to the fucking moon

[Anonymous No.17662196]

So how are you guys planning to kill yourselves?

[Anonymous No.17662197]

POSTING IN BLACK MONDAY STICKY

[Anonymous No.17662198]

NEXT DIP IN AN HOUR
FUCKING SELL RIGHT NOW YOU RETARDS

[Anonymous No.17662201]

Guys it’s fucking over sell it all. I repeat sell sell sell. It’s tanking

Go all in on LINK

[Anonymous No.17662203]

>The thread is now a sticky.
TIME TO FUCKING PANIC

[Anonymous No.17662202]

>>17662179
yfw this wuflu just disappears soon

[Anonymous No.17662204]

STICKY
>STICKY
STICKY
>STICKY

[Anonymous No.17662205]

MY STOP LOSS DIDN'T ACTUALLY TRIGGER WHAT THE FUCK?

ROBINHOOOOOOOOOOD

[Anonymous No.17662208]

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.17662209]

How high will the bounce go?

[Anonymous No.17662210]

im 90% in real estate. i dont know how you cunts justify the stress and effort of equities when you can just rent seek without doing any work at all. the opportunity cost of time and stress doesnt make up the marginal hypothetical equity gains

[Anonymous No.17662212]

>>17662128
wait until the US starts panicking for real

[Anonymous No.17662216]

holy fuck lmao boomers ruined eternally

[Anonymous No.17662219]

I really fucking hate these rh kikes. I thought it was fixed.

[Anonymous No.17662221]

>>17662194
yes when London and NY are quarantined the prices will go up.

[Anonymous No.17662222]

>Hes not buying the dip

Guys the market is down 10% today, TELL ME your not opening short positions right now?

Thanks for the cheapies

[Anonymous No.17662223]

>>17662166
Either that or when the hospitals begin to collapse. Read the reports out of italy. Its no longer the old that are on ECMO machines but rather the young. They are at their breaking point and have turned whole hospitals to the treating of Corona-chan

[Anonymous No.17662224]

PTOO
I spit on the face of the bear
We've already reached the floor and there's nowhere to go but UPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.17662226]

STICKY OK TIME TO PANIC FOR REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17662229]

Holy shit. What in the actual fuck is even going on?

[Anonymous No.17662231]

>>17661750
He bet against the market

[Anonymous No.17662232]

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.17662233]

>>17662144
Buy US stocks on EU exchanges

[Anonymous No.17662235]

oh look a chainlink sticky
oh that's right, this isn't some slow crawl bullshit we're trading.
hey cryptofags, check these >>17661865 gains.
how's your shitcoin doing today?

[Anonymous No.17662236]

>>17662205
>yfw you now realize this entire game is rigged against your

[Credit Spread Officer No.17662237]

>>17662205
no liquidity to take you out
GET #REKT STICKY

[Anonymous No.17662239]

THERES NO SOCIAL SECURITY LEFT, HOW AM I AS A MILLENNIAL SUPPOSED TO RETIRE NOW?

[Anonymous No.17662238]

ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
>ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
>ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN

PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
>PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
>PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS

[Anonymous No.17662241]

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

[Anonymous No.17662240]

>>17662177
Holy shit. I've never seen it that low.

[Anonymous No.17662243]

HOW HARD CAN THE FED PUMP IT?

[Anonymous No.17662247]

kek @ robinhoodlets

[Anonymous No.17662246]

ahem.
FUCK NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.17662250]

>tfw comfy poorfag with less than $500 in my bank account

[Anonymous No.17662253]

What do you call this maneuver?

[Anonymous No.17662255]

I JUST WONT SELL MY ETF, AM I RETARDED?

DONT WANT TO CLOSE POSITIONS SINCE EVENTUALLY IT WILL COME BACK

YES I AM SCREAMING, THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.17662256]

>>17662182
Did you buy blue chippies or did you buy some meme bullshit these other morons optiins trade on?

[Anonymous No.17662257]

Hi Frenz! I sold everything on Friday just in case something like this were to happen! Anything I can throw money at to make more money? Will probs wait until the end of the day and take a short position during the PPT put, but do you guys have any ideas on how I could make some money and make my normie friends jealous? XDXD Throwback to my put I should have held, or maybe not because I switched over to Ameritrade like an intelligent faggot and not a gay one.

[Anonymous No.17662258]

/smg/ STICKY. ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17662260]

Just imagine being retarted enough to not buy as much stocks as you can right now when everything is a major discount and will come back to all-time highsin a few months because you're worried that a chink who ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs and the fact that aged dinosaur juice is now suddenly cheaper will cause a global calamity that will harm the world's production and throw us into a longlasting recession.

Just IMAGINE.

[Anonymous No.17662262]

STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY
STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY
STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY
STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY
STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY
STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY

[Anonymous No.17662265]

>>17662128
If Sanders is still a nominee and there is the corona virus then wait.
>Iran just released 70k prisoners to slow the spread of corona Chan because that’s how you fix the issue apparently
>Ted cruise and some other congressman isolate themselves because they don’t interacted with someone who got confirmed with the virus.
>Italy is having nation wide prison revolts
The numbers are going up slightly but that just means it’s another opportunity for people to get out that they won’t take because if people were smart we wouldn’t be in this situation
Just get out desu

[Anonymous No.17662267]

>>17662196
had 25% in triple levered bear ETFs
Flipped them
went fully long right at max panic after halt reopened

Gonna celebrate a successful timing of the market and continuation of +227% returns so far in 2020

[Anonymous No.17662268]

WHAT IS HAPPENING? HOLD MY PUTS OR SELL? IS IT GOING DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.17662269]

"BUT I JUST BOUGHT"
"AND WE JUST DUMPED"

[Anonymous No.17662270]

Stock market better stop pumping this is pissing me off

[Anonymous No.17662271]

>>17662229
Oil price war meets Boomerpox.

[Anonymous No.17662272]

>>17662219

>pajeets

Ftfy

[Anonymous No.17662273]

Uh, guys...looking at IGOV...why did it went from $53.98 to $200K in five minutes!?

[Anonymous No.17662274]

>MSFT was down almost 7% before the bell
>now down less than 3%

we're gonna make it bros

[Anonymous No.17662275]

>sticky
wtf /biz/ has jannies?

[Anonymous No.17662277]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.17662280]

crash

[Anonymous No.17662281]

BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNU
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY

[Anonymous No.17662283]

>This saudi deflecting for his government
And yet we still get in bed with them

[Anonymous No.17662284]

>>17662194
oh are they going to release the corona vaccine in the next 20 minutes? Are russia and the house of saud going to kiss and make up? Is china gonna let lee and chang out of their sealed apartments in wuhan and put them back to work in the factory?

[Anonymous No.17662285]

>Sticky
THATS IT
>>17662232
Based, it's time

[Anonymous No.17662286]

>>17661529
Yo!

[Anonymous No.17662290]

IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17662291]

>>17662210
Because one day I'm going to strike it big with massive leverage.

Safe investments are for people that are already rich. What I need to do is turn $10,000 into $100,000,000. Can't do that in real estate.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17662292]

LMAO

FUCKING ROBINHOOD DOWN AGAIN ON ONE OF THE BIGGEST DAYS IN HISTORY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17662293]

>>17662238

[Anonymous No.17662296]

What is he talking about now /biz/?

[Anonymous No.17662297]

That poor cat. He ded

[Anonymous No.17662300]

>>17662289
>>17662289
>>17662289
>>17662289
>>17662289

[Anonymous No.17662307]

>>17662238

[Anonymous No.17662309]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT FICTIONAL CAPITAL BRO.
I WARNED YOU DAWG.

[Anonymous No.17662310]

fuck

[Anonymous No.17662311]

Keep buying the dip you mongs, Israel needs a new pair of shoes.

[Anonymous No.17662315]

DESHI DESHI
BASARA BASARA

[Anonymous No.17662316]

>>17662284
Kalestra trials will be revealed succesful for treating coronavirus

Then Remdesivir

Being a bear right now is being strapped to a ticking time bomb

[Anonymous No.17662319]

>>17662033
J-just buy the dip bros!

[Anonymous No.17662321]

>>17662300
but this is stickied dumass

[Anonymous No.17662322]

>sticky
sticky
>sticky
>sticky
sticky
>sticky
>sticky
sticky
>sticky
>sticky
sticky
>sticky
>sticky
sticky
>sticky
>sticky
sticky
>sticky
>sticky
sticky
>sticky
>sticky
sticky
>sticky

[Anonymous No.17662324]

>>17662309
Fuck off back to /leftypol/ retard

[Anonymous No.17662326]

>>17662222
I bought NVDA because it'll go back up to 270 and then either down or up to 300 from there.

[Anonymous No.17662328]

>>17662300
>new thread
retard

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17662331]

we got a sticky? that's actually pretty based

[Anonymous No.17662333]

>>17662296
Profit time, Brother.

[Anonymous No.17662339]

Trash pump. Would have been like 300x minimum. I'll wait np.

[Anonymous No.17662340]

COMFY GANG CHECK IN

[Anonymous No.17662341]

>>17662300
we are stickied you stupid shit. No one go there.

[Anonymous No.17662342]

>>17662255
log out your broker and hodl

[Anonymous No.17662343]

>panic sold my bull hedges at the bottom
>Now stock market is pumping and my puts are tanking

of fucking course

[Anonymous No.17662345]

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.17662346]

>>17662309
If we hadn't have killed off Germany we wouldn't have this problem, you dumb commie faggot.

[Anonymous No.17662347]

>>17662321
>>17662328
Didn't see that. Nice

[Anonymous No.17662348]

25 a good entry on SQQQ?
Still worried about a fed rate cut

[Anonymous No.17662350]

>>17662319
I made that and am now bullish

the more important part is literally every boomer and investor and trader is a bear right now.

never go with a herd like that

[Anonymous No.17662352]

NO NO NO ROBINHOOD I NEED TO SELL

[Anonymous No.17662353]

>>17662286
Hey cool guy, wanna hang out? See any of those bullcucks buying ROPE futures?

[Anonymous No.17662354]

Wow 5% nice happening.

[Anonymous No.17662355]

>Robin hood down
>Stocks pumping again

Hahhahaha zommers btfo lmao hahhahaha boomers always win

[Anonymous No.17662356]

>>17662292
Robinhood living up to its name.

[Anonymous No.17662359]

>it actually recovered 600 points since the pause
Will it last?

[Anonymous No.17662360]

[Anonymous No.17662361]

>>17661529
Break out the Pink Wojak's boys!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17662362]

VOO behaving like bitcoin lol

[Anonymous No.17662366]

>>17661529
Get fucked /biz/ >>>/pol/247199076

[Anonymous No.17662367]

i cant see volume on my platforms, can someone pls give bloomberg volume chart of spx

[Anonymous No.17662370]

>>17661714
>account value 2.58
wut?

[Anonymous No.17662371]

>Sticky thread
Press D to Dab on Coinfags

[Anonymous No.17662372]

>>17661928
tesla is still overpriced. though its my dream car.

[Anonymous No.17662373]

VIX at 60!!!!!11

[SOXL_shill No.17662374]

How low will it go? Will I ever run out of money? I DON'T GO BROKE SEND MORE BEARS THESE ONES ARE DONE

[Anonymous No.17662375]

What the FUCK

[Anonymous No.17662378]

woah never seen us get stikkid b4 :o

[Anonymous No.17662377]

Father-in-law is a lawyer for big players, just got off the phone with him, they are in panic mode.

[Anonymous No.17662381]

>>17661575

>Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.17662380]

Give me a reason not to FOMO in VIX puts

[Anonymous No.17662383]

hahaha that's the pic for the thread that got stickied. Cute!

[Anonymous No.17662384]

>>17662309
MA MAN PROVEN RIGHT AGAIN
>>17662324
Read Marx nigger. You'll actually learn more than you do in your modern economics class.

[Anonymous No.17662385]

>>17662361

[Anonymous No.17662386]

>>17662309
commit fucking suicide

[Anonymous No.17662388]

>>17662361

[Anonymous No.17662390]

>STICKIED

[Anonymous No.17662391]

POSTING IN A STICKY

[Anonymous No.17662394]

>>17662309
this

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17662395]

I bought the oil dip guys. I'm going to make so much money from these cheapies.

[Anonymous No.17662396]

>>17662326
you're gonna make it

make sure to watch the online-only GTC event coming up.

[Anonymous No.17662397]

>>17662340
Hi.

[Anonymous No.17662399]

>the most historic open
Only down 1.5%
It’s almost too easy bros

[Anonymous No.17662400]

>>17662296
"The bull has been prepped"

[Anonymous No.17662401]

>>17661809
Same friend

[Anonymous No.17662404]

Who is buying lol

[Credit Spread Officer No.17662405]

*ooooooooooooo*
MARKETS.... RISE....
*ooooooooooooo*
MARKETS... RISE...
*ooooooooooooo*
MARKETS... RISE...

[Anonymous No.17662407]

How do I bet on petroleum coming back up in a few months? USO?

[Anonymous No.17662408]

>>17662291
yes true in your case but theres a parade of dipshits who swear ETFs are their best friend and they dont need property they can just live off dividends and selling into cash later on... yikes

[Anonymous No.17662412]

>coronavirus hits which causes reduced production which causes a reduction of energy sector purchases which causes energy sector to try and cut back on production to create artificial scarcity until russia refuses to play ball and now we're in a price war and now the economy is tanking as all these factors gather momentum to deliver a shit sunday directly to your mouth

[Anonymous No.17662413]

BUT MY WAGIE ISN'T GOING TO BE RELEASED IN FRIDAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17662415]

CRASHING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17662417]

>robinhood keeping me from taking my little bit of profit
>will force me to hold on to my SQQQ until EOD

well this is going to either fuck me or make me more money than I was going to

[Anonymous No.17662418]

Just a heads up guys, my cousin is a DA, I'm going to speak to him later this afternoon about the potential of a class action filing. His husband is a corporate finance lawyer. I will make a thread if anything come of it tonight or tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17662420]

>>17661745
You didn't make shit. Now you'll just ask someone to make shit for you

[Anonymous No.17662421]

>>17662384
>Read Marx nigger. You'll actually learn more than you do in your modern economics class.
I can tell you don't have a bachelor's degree in anything that requires math.

[Anonymous No.17662423]

>>17662205
>>17662094
>>17662082
>>17662055
>>17661630
>>17662238

IMAGINE STILL USING ROBINHOOD AFTER LAST WEEK! YOU DIDN"T LEARN! YOU DIDN'T LEARN!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17662424]

AHHHHHHHHH ITS FALLING AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17662427]

>>17662375
what the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.17662429]

BUY THE FUCKING DIP

THE BOOMERS SOLD

[Anonymous No.17662430]

BACK DOWN WE GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17662433]

>>17662377
Go on...

[Anonymous No.17662435]

DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY
DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY
DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY
DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY
DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY
DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY

[Anonymous No.17662437]

>>17662191
Why did you shop out your position? gay

[Credit Spread Officer No.17662436]

>>17662375
WHAT
TIS REAL

[Anonymous No.17662438]

>>17662399
I'm up 29%

[Anonymous No.17662440]

I KNOW
I KNOW I’VE LET YOU DOWN

[Anonymous No.17662441]

Stock will tank again, although not below the low, go back up at lunchtime, remain stagnant, and then drop to a total of >-10% at closing.

[Anonymous No.17662446]

>WOW look at the drop
>*market gets halted*
>it’s okay just need a breather :^)
>*pumps money into market*
>see haha it’s fine loook at it skyrocket back up naturally

bros I seriously doubt this is over

[Anonymous No.17662448]

>>17662397
why the fuck did google get rid of their bean emojis? they're so fucking cute why did they cave in to the normie standard of those gross fucking apple emojis

[Anonymous No.17662447]

>>17662377
uncle works at nintendo, just got off the phone with him, no free n64 this year

[Anonymous No.17662453]

Listening to this song while waiting for the Fed to kick all these retard bears out of the building.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

[Anonymous No.17662458]

Arise chicken chicken arise

[Anonymous No.17662461]

>open market
>close market
>open market
>close market

STOP FUCKING CHEATIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[Anonymous No.17662459]

>zoomer on /biz/ are seeing squeezes and manipulation for the first time
>think they can just short and make money
>will close their trade at a loss today and see it dump tomorrow again

[Anonymous No.17662465]

[Anonymous No.17662466]

>>17662375
Quick buy puts

[Anonymous No.17662469]

>>17662309
so right it triggers

[Anonymous No.17662471]

DOMPEET
O
M
P
E
E
T

[Anonymous No.17662473]

How much lower will AT&T (T) go, guys?
Do you suppose it's reasonable to wait for it to hit 30 before buying?

[Anonymous No.17662474]

NEW

>>17662457
>>17662457
>>17662457

NEW

>>17662457
>>17662457
>>17662457

[Anonymous No.17662475]

>>17661529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70J0PTBMEQM

This autistic faggot is on damage control, don't listen to him

[Anonymous No.17662476]

>he bought the dip

[Anonymous No.17662485]

Waiting for the rip...

[SOXL_shill No.17662489]

>>17662437
>Why did you shop out your position? gay
So I could reuse the pic and it wouldn't age out

[Anonymous No.17662494]

>>17662474
THIS IS A FUCKING STICKY YOU RETARDED AUTIST

[Anonymous No.17662495]

>>17662474
this is stickied duddee

[Anonymous No.17662496]

>>17662355
Zoomers are the most pathetic generation lmao. Special snowflakes with low tolerance to frustration and instant gratification baboons.

[Anonymous No.17662499]

You should have listened.

[Anonymous No.17662501]

>>17662395
How do I buy oil shares I'm a brainlet

[Anonymous No.17662502]

>>17661760
Why they do this?!? Just let it all crash and burn!

[Anonymous No.17662503]

>>17662474
IJIT

[Anonymous No.17662504]

>>17662375
what the hell am i looking at? is it a fucking bug?

[Anonymous No.17662505]

>>17662474
you're posting in a sticky nigga

[Anonymous No.17662509]

>>17662474
we're in a sticky you dip

[Anonymous No.17662511]

CRASH THE MARKET
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WORK ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.17662513]

>>17662474
Retard

[Anonymous No.17662515]

UP
DOWN
UP
DOWN
UP
DOWN
UP
DOWN

[Anonymous No.17662520]

>>17662474
retard

[Anonymous No.17662521]

>>17662395
you've been losing all your money for 2 weeks straight why don't you just go inverse

>>17662459
>Implying I'm closing my positions
holding over the weekend is how I got this far in the first place. A little bounce isn't fooling me.

[Anonymous No.17662523]

>>17662324
>>17662346
>>17662386
SEETH PORKY SEETH.

[Anonymous No.17662525]

>>17662474
sticky bro

[Anonymous No.17662527]

>>17662421
I actually do

[Anonymous No.17662529]

>>17662474
Retard

[Anonymous No.17662536]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17662541]

how do i unsticky

[Anonymous No.17662543]

POST WHAT SONG YOU'RE LISTENING TO WHILE THE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS, /smg/ (sticky edition)

[Anonymous No.17662544]

I'm going to sleep. I'm 100% convinced that my retarted insomniac ass will put in all of his cash into this fake dip today if I don't.

[Anonymous No.17662546]

>>17662474

[Anonymous No.17662545]

If it ends green today I will guzzle a gallon of bull semen

[Anonymous No.17662547]

>>17662511
FUCK TRIPFAGS BTW

[Anonymous No.17662550]

Why sticky this? It will just be filled with braindead nonsense for hours by the crypto mongoloids, literally pointless

[Anonymous No.17662551]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DIP BRO!!!

I TOLD YOU DOG!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17662552]

>>17662474
newfag

[Anonymous No.17662554]

>>17662476
ryuko is too pure for the dirty world of business

[Anonymous No.17662557]

>>17662396
Thanks anon, I didn't even know that was on the calendar.

>>17662408
Totally agreed. Park your "fuck you" money in safe investments and then gamble on options to try and realise disproportionate gains.

I don't have fuck you money yet, so I just gamble.

[Anonymous No.17662559]

Reminder that SQQQ was worth 400 dollars b4 trump was elected and its gonna be heading back to 400 pretty soon

[Anonymous No.17662558]

BACK DOWN TO 6%

[Anonymous No.17662563]

pull it

[Anonymous No.17662562]

>>17662527
Sure you do, communist.

[Anonymous No.17662567]

>>17662395
Not buying shit until my signals confirm this is not a dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.17662569]

>>17662418
Keeping a close eye on this thanks for the update

[Anonymous No.17662571]

UP UP
DOWN DOWN
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT
B A SELECT START
YEAH I'LL DUMP YOU ALL NIGHT

[Anonymous No.17662572]

>>17662543
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
obviously

[Anonymous No.17662575]

>can't watch the market crash and burn
>have to go to my retail wagie job instead

I hope you all have fun

[Anonymous No.17662576]

>>17662417
Same here brother. I have a feeling we're gonna be fucked. I'm bailing on RH as soon as possible. Shoulda listened to the boomers on this one.

[Anonymous No.17662578]

>>17662551
Lmaooo

[Anonymous No.17662580]

>>17662375
WHAT THE FUCK!? I wonder who just made a killing on that?

[Anonymous No.17662584]

>>17662474
absolutely retarded

[Anonymous No.17662585]

>>17662375
>it's real
how do i make money off this

[Anonymous No.17662586]

>>17662423
Then whats a good alternative that has the same perks as robinhood you faggot?

[Anonymous No.17662588]

[Anonymous No.17662591]

Everything is just going down. Its over.

[Anonymous No.17662592]

>170% gains slowly being wiped away because RH refuses to work

extremely based.

[Anonymous No.17662593]

>>17662543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqewhcsjRDQ

PREPARE FOR APOCALYPSE

[Anonymous No.17662594]

YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN BEAR MARKETS /BIZ/

YOU'RE IN ONE

[Anonymous No.17662595]

>tfw don’t own ANY stocks
Posting in historig thread

[Anonymous No.17662596]

>>17662421
Marx was right about ALL of his critiques of capitalism. He just wasn't right about the solutions.

It is, however, totally true that lefties have been too fucking braindead since the 1970s to innovate on those theories.

[Anonymous No.17662598]

>>17662552
i never stickied a post in my life and im an old fag how the fuck did i stickied this

[Anonymous No.17662599]

>>17662499
Why do these old commie jews arr rook same?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17662602]

buying that UWT dip

[Anonymous No.17662606]

>Day spread: $400-665
BUY FUCKING DRIP NOW
THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

[Anonymous No.17662609]

>>17662375
AALLLLl IJNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BABBY

[Anonymous No.17662610]

>>17662559
it never traded at $400. you're seeing the chart being adjusted in the past since there were several reverse splits in the ETF

[Anonymous No.17662612]

>>17662474
based retard

[Anonymous No.17662614]

Should I be buying?

[Anonymous No.17662621]

CRASH YOU BASTARD CRASH CRASH CRASH

[Anonymous No.17662623]

THANKS ROBINHOOD.

[Anonymous No.17662625]

>>17662543
https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.17662629]

Holy shit that got so close to my stop loss. KEEP DUMPING BOOMERS

[Anonymous No.17662632]

>>17662596
LTV wasn't even correct. Marx was retarded from first premises.

[Anonymous No.17662634]

I want to get rich off of crypto then watch the country realize how immoral and precarious speculative assets are and shut down all speculative markets.

[Anonymous No.17662635]

>>17662598
>how the fuck did i stickied this
you must have divine favor

[Anonymous No.17662637]

>>17662595
same

[Anonymous No.17662641]

>>17662375
DID THE FUCKING US GOVERNMENT JUST GO FUCKING PUBLIC HOLY SHIT SHORT THE FUCK OUT OF IT!!!!!
NOW!!
RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17662648]

>>17662598
you didn't
a mod did

[Anonymous No.17662649]

what are you watching anons?

[Anonymous No.17662650]

/pol/ checking in. we know who is responsible for this, don't we?

[Anonymous No.17662652]

>>17662598
>Stickied
>an oldfag
Obvioualy not

[Anonymous No.17662653]

>>17662543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

[Anonymous No.17662654]

[Anonymous No.17662656]

>>17662067
Delusional bullfags are at it again

[Anonymous No.17662659]

HOW CAN ONE PROFIT FROM THIS

[Anonymous No.17662660]

>>17662575
At least you still have a job. Collapse soon

[Anonymous No.17662665]

seriously guys though, you are averaging down and buying the dip right?

your not seriously betting that things are going to get worse from here? r-right?

please guys, please buy the dip PLEASE

[Anonymous No.17662666]

>>17662575
Good luck to you anon. Hope work goes well.

[Anonymous No.17662667]

Pendy, I love you. Please give me the honor of being your bf

[Anonymous No.17662670]

>>17662598

[Anonymous No.17662671]

>>17662598
holy zoomer

[Anonymous No.17662673]

>>17662543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

[Anonymous No.17662674]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

[Anonymous No.17662676]

>>17662650
Trump

[Anonymous No.17662680]

>>17662375
BOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

[Anonymous No.17662681]

>>17662649
RDS.A

Unironically a 10% dividend now

[Anonymous No.17662684]

>he thinks this is people buying
>he doesnt realize this is shorts covering before the next dump
>he doesnt know whats going on
kek

[Anonymous No.17662687]

>>17662650
Bloompf

[Anonymous No.17662690]

>>17662375
Seems like a bug in the algo

[Anonymous No.17662692]

>>17662523
>copies lingo
>nothing original
>embarrassing and autistic view on the world
Everytime.

[Anonymous No.17662693]

>>17662650
we're redpilled here on biz so yes it was the stinky filthy jew kikes and nigger slaves and also moloch and pedophile

[Anonymous No.17662695]

What's an alternative to spy I can short?

Tried to roll over options today and Robinhood is telling me I'm not allowed to have more than 800 contracts.

This looks like a new bullshit limit because I have over 2000.

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(...) No.17662694]

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[Anonymous No.17662700]

>>17662632
t. Brainlet.

[Anonymous No.17662702]

>>17662632
Aight what was wrong about the LTV?

[Anonymous No.17662701]

Fuck this gay pump, dump already

[Anonymous No.17662703]

>>17662665
it might get worse. that's why you keep some powder dry. i'm buying though

[Anonymous No.17662704]

>>17662676
based

[Anonymous No.17662705]

>>17662650
the most beautiful girl in the world, that's who

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17662711]

>>17662649
UWT

[Anonymous No.17662713]

>>17662659
Short AAL, thank me later

[Anonymous No.17662714]

please zoomers I need you to dump in 60 seconds and keep dumping and boomers too y'all can help RH should be up now that it thinks the market is open because it doesn't understand daylight savings time

[Anonymous No.17662718]

>>17662489
Post your SOXL position pls sir

[Anonymous No.17662719]

>>17662598
Laugh at this guy everyone
Stock traders confirmed for boomers

[Anonymous No.17662720]

>>17662543
INTO THE FLOODGATES, SAME OLD FEELING IT WAS BACK THEENNNNNNN!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

[Anonymous No.17662721]

>>17662559

Do you long SQQQ? I just looked it up because I wasn’t sure what it was. This ETF made a killing during the 2008 collapse

[Anonymous No.17662724]

HE STICKY?

SIDE WAY IT!

[Anonymous No.17662725]

-20% when?

[Anonymous No.17662729]

>>17662543
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=up6Nxg17opQ

[Anonymous No.17662732]

>>17662650
It's literally never not them

[Anonymous No.17662734]

>>17662598

[Anonymous No.17662736]

Crash harder already, you pumping niggers need to let it tumble down

[Anonymous No.17662740]

>>17662598
>i never stickied a post in my life and im an old fag how the fuck did i stickied this

[Anonymous No.17662745]

>>17662713
been watching AAL since the first dip so maybe

[Anonymous No.17662747]

>>17662671
first time mods stick a smg thread. fucking finally??
based mods

[Anonymous No.17662749]

buy the dip retards

[Anonymous No.17662751]

oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.17662754]

>>17662695
IVV, VOO

[Anonymous No.17662755]

>>17662724
thank you for always choosing the least interesting option

[Anonymous No.17662757]

>>17662695
Anyone know?

[Anonymous No.17662758]

>>17661529
What a great day

[Anonymous No.17662762]

>>17662375
Thanks I'm buffet now

[Anonymous No.17662763]

>>17662650
Where did you get this picture of me? WTF???

[Anonymous No.17662765]

Feds are trying so hard to pump it up and hold it at 24k

[Anonymous No.17662770]

>>17662598
based autist

[Anonymous No.17662771]

>>17661671
only this time u will have top hold for 20+ years

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17662772]

[Anonymous No.17662773]

>>17662720
It's "into the flood again, same old trip it was back then"

[Anonymous No.17662775]

CRAB IS BACK BITCHES

[Anonymous No.17662780]

LOL WUT

[Anonymous No.17662781]

>>17662740
>>17662734
being bated this much thx for the laugh

[Anonymous No.17662782]

Burn !
BURN!
Aaaahhhhh

[Anonymous No.17662783]

>>17662695
BAC just had a bit of a pump.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17662785]

>>17662749
I already did.

[Anonymous No.17662787]

I'm going to take a nap, tell me how the stock market goes within the next few hours ;)

[Anonymous No.17662788]

am newfag, what is a stock and how do I buy it?

[Anonymous No.17662793]

*snib*

[Anonymous No.17662796]

posting in an epic sticky

[Anonymous No.17662797]

>>17662780
looks like a glitch

[Anonymous No.17662799]

the worst of it is over?

[Anonymous No.17662802]

fuck it I'll do it.
Fuck the wife, I transferred all my money to my Mama so she can't take shit.
I'LL DROP EVERY FUCKING PENNY I HAVE LEFT ON SPY IN THE NEXT DUMP, IF THE BITCH DARES TO DIVORCE ME SHE'LL HAVE 20 BUCKS AT HER NAME.

[Anonymous No.17662803]

>>17662788
Yes

[Anonymous No.17662805]

ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN
AND THE SKY IS GREY
I’VE BEEN FOR A WALK
ON A WINTERS DAY

[Anonymous No.17662809]

>>17662736
shits gonna keep crashing untill the Chinese start working again

[SOXL_shill No.17662811]

>>17662718
Here's a couple

[Anonymous No.17662814]

>>17661953
imagine being this much of a beta

[Anonymous No.17662821]

Got fucked by IG and couldn't sell my puts on the open.

[Anonymous No.17662823]

Who the fuck is buying?

[Anonymous No.17662825]

[Anonymous No.17662830]

>>17662802
Your mom will take it and give 70% of it to your wife.

[Anonymous No.17662835]

>>17662781
>I was only pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.17662837]

>>17662775
>fugg anon just leaked the feds game plan

[Anonymous No.17662839]

>>17662802
Haha wh*te women.

[Anonymous No.17662843]

This just proves your knowledge of economics is bullshit and you have to think the impossible.
Imagine

[Anonymous No.17662845]

I'm so fucking happy, I'm going to make so much fucking money once this downturn / recession / whatever springs back. My current losses are irrelevant in comparison.

[Anonymous No.17662847]

>>17662802

>getting married

You deserved it

[Anonymous No.17662848]

>>17662782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7OvPTmhtiY

[Anonymous No.17662852]

>>17662802
Nigger dont buy the dip yet

[Anonymous No.17662854]

Who here /bearturningbull/? Let’s admit, this is the first market happening for most of us, I started opening long positions in my Roth and taxable account because this is bound to squeeze up hard relatively soon. Way, way too many people are short for them not to get fleeced by the big guys.

[Anonymous No.17662858]

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[Anonymous No.17662859]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO


GET ENERGY FOR NEXT DUMP


POST BEST MEMES

[Anonymous No.17662860]

It has to be this way

[Anonymous No.17662862]

>>17662787
no worries, we crab today
have a good nap

[Anonymous No.17662863]

So guys, when do you think the actual bottom will be in? I know that today can't be it. 2008 didn't happen in 1 day.

[Anonymous No.17662866]

>>17662781
Sure thing

[Anonymous No.17662867]

>>17662823
I bought
I am unironically only down 1% today

[Anonymous No.17662871]

>>17662823
anon the happening is cancelled
there will be no recession

[Anonymous No.17662872]

>>17662256
Obviously blue chips in this panic. I only buy companies that I'm 95% sure that will make it through this shitstorm.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17662875]

Is this the boomerpacalypse that we have been calling for?

[Anonymous No.17662880]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

[Anonymous No.17662882]

shits fucked

[Anonymous No.17662883]

WTF LADS
>ROBINHOOD IS DOWN
IM DOOMED
>IM DOOMED
CAN I SUE THESE FUCKERS FOR IT?

[Anonymous No.17662884]

>>17662823
This. Seriously. BAC had like a 7% pump. Who?

[Anonymous No.17662888]

>>17662632
LTV is correct in the context of Marxist thought.

>"that sounds like bullshit 'subjective reality' nonsense to me, anon"
It is, but bear with me. Marx wasn't an economist and although he was talking about the economy he was actually talking about how power is manifested in economic relationships.

The labour theory of value is a theory of labour, not of value. The products that the capitalists sells have value because others will buy them off him, sure (normal economics), but they only have that value because of the labour invested in them (labour theory of value) by the workers.

The labour theory of value is necessary to explain how the workers are exploited. In normal economics the worker is not exploited because his labour is worth what he can sell it for and so if he sells it to the bosses at that rate then that rate is not exploitative. For Marxist thought to be comprehensible, it needs to decouple price from value.

>"so LTV is a post-hoc justification for Marxist thought?"
No, it's a primitive attempt to explain how a voluntary relationship between boss and worker can be exploitative.

Normal economics sees the equal exchange of labour for wages and says "Nope, no exploitation here."

Marxian economics sees the power relationship that undergirds that "equal" exchange and calls it exploitation. The LTV is a rhetorical rejoinder to normal economics.

>"but that's still wrong and fucking dumb"
Yeah, no shit. It's literally from the 1850s. As I said, leftists failed to innovate on Marxism because they got too obsessed with niggers and trannies. There are interesting fringe Marx-derived modern left economic systems, but you'll never hear about them over the shrieking of purple-haired dykes complaining about microaggressions.

Marx was right about everything wrong with capitalism.

[Anonymous No.17662889]

>>17661529
Remember to hedge against the downturn with $NCOV.
$NCOV! Your friendly hedge against the stock market crash.

[Anonymous No.17662891]

>>17662845
Why? What are you accumulating?
t. Noob with 10k waiting on the sidelines

[Anonymous No.17662893]

DUMP HARDER NIGGA

[Anonymous No.17662895]

>>17662863
What do you think has been going on for the last two weeks?

[Anonymous No.17662898]

>>17662863
15,000 maybe. Probably lower

[Anonymous No.17662900]

>>17662843
Lmao wtf

[Anonymous No.17662903]

>>17662875
once in a lifetime opportunity to transfer boomer wealth over to our generation

[Anonymous No.17662904]

>>17662802
Why the fuck would you give it to another vagina?

[Anonymous No.17662905]

Pharma stock is down.

I was ready to transfer 10k into pharma stocks. Now I just withdraw my cash and going to just sit on it.

Everything is going to just crash.

[Anonymous No.17662907]

>>17662823
To be honest, It feels like theres fucking ghost money in the stock markets.

[Anonymous No.17662909]

>>17662377
Yeah well my dad works at Microsoft and he said he'll ban your xbox account

[Anonymous No.17662912]

>>17662823
Me.

[Anonymous No.17662913]

>virus spreading faster and faster
>no plan or anything that can be done to stop it
>people keep buying at DJI 24k

????

[Anonymous No.17662914]

>>17662888
kys commie scum

[Anonymous No.17662915]

>>17662843
who would buy your bags though if you had those?

[Anonymous No.17662916]

Just a small shakeout to kickstart the roaring 20s

[Anonymous No.17662923]

>>17662702
retarded theory for obvious reasons without the qualifier of "socially necessary"

adding "socially necessary" just makes LTV a tautology at worst and a shiity reformulation of supply and demand at best.

this isn't even on touching on the fact that Marx couldn't resolve the transformation problem and didn't publish vol 3 of capital because he realized how inconsistent it was. Other economists pointed this out later kind of BTFO Marx from being taken seriously in the field of economics.

>>17662700
OK communist

[Anonymous No.17662924]

greetings form /pol/

B u y h i g h
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S e l l l o w
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[Anonymous No.17662926]

Crab market.

[Anonymous No.17662928]

HISTORY

[Anonymous No.17662934]

>>17662863
Bottom will be 17,500
> screenshot this

[Anonymous No.17662936]

If the Fed fails to save the market, who will save it? It's too big to fail and it is certainly a crime to let the market fail..

[Anonymous No.17662937]

>>17662915
Wait you mean you can't just click "sell"?

[Anonymous No.17662938]

>>17662888
>because they got too obsessed with niggers and trannies
Why did Marxists always end up doing this?

[Anonymous No.17662940]

>all these normies ITT crying because their phone app isn’t working
FUCK OFF AMATEURS AND CASUALS

[Anonymous No.17662941]

>imagine being stupid enough to think you can stop the golden bear

[Anonymous No.17662943]

INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

>INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

>INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

>INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

i didn't know there WERE international treasury bonds......

[Anonymous No.17662947]

>>17662863
20-40% lower than they tell you.

[Anonymous No.17662951]

>>17662823
THE FED lol wake up and smell the coffee

[Anonymous No.17662953]

WHAT THE FCUKIJG TUCK!!!!!
I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF AHSUSAKAHSJAJ

TRUMP COME OUT ANS FIX HIS SHIT NOWOWOWOWOOOOOOWOWOW!!!?!

WHQT THE FUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.17662954]

Burgers btfo

[Anonymous No.17662956]

>3 hours ago Iran reports 595 new cases of coronavirus and 43 new deaths, raising total to 7,161 cases and 237 dead
>4 hours ago Qatar closing all schools until further notice due to coronavirus
>14 hours ago Albania reports first 2 cases of coronavirus
>15 hours ago U.S. Senator Ted Cruz says he will be staying home this week after a person he had a brief interaction with at CPAC tested positive for coronavirus
>15 hours ago Iowa reports first 3 cases of coronavirus
>16 hours ago Saudi Arabia bans travel to and from the UAE, Kuwait, Bahrain, Lebanon, Syria, South Korea, Egypt, Italy, and Iraq due to coronavirus - SPA
>20 hours ago Saudi Arabia closes all schools and universities across the kingdom until further notice due to coronavirus - SPA
>20 hours ago Oregon Governor Brown declares state of emergency due to coronavirus
>21 hours ago Italy reports 1,492 new cases of coronavirus and 133 new deaths, raising total to 7,375 cases and 366 dead
>22 hours ago German tourist dies of coronavirus in Egypt, 1st death in Africa

[Anonymous No.17662961]

>>17662882
>margin during this volatility
YOURE GOING TO GET MARGIN CALLED IDIOT!

[Anonymous No.17662965]

FUCK THE FED STOP PUMPING

[Anonymous No.17662973]

>>17662883
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17662974]

Even with the feds pumping this is pathetic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17662987]

what if banks start collapsing and there will be no money to pay off everyone?

[Anonymous No.17662989]

So /smg/ will it?

[Anonymous No.17662990]

down 50 large and i have a rash on my penis, no good bros

[Anonymous No.17662992]

>>17662825
delete this

[Anonymous No.17662993]

ABSOLUTELY BASTE

[Anonymous No.17662996]

>>17662936
>Muh free market will fix it

[Anonymous No.17662997]

10Y bond rate coming back up, looks like big money is buying the dip...

[Anonymous No.17663001]

>>17662973
based wine aunt who pulled out of the market early to protect her wine funds

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17663002]

>>17662974
>>17662965
>feds pumping

nice try kiddo

[Anonymous No.17663003]

>>17662830
She hates the bitch too.
I'm going to divorce her anyway
>>17662904
I manage her account, she has no clue on what's going on, she only wants 2k a month, I'm getting double of that of her account already.

[Anonymous No.17663006]

T H R E A D T H E M E
https://youtu.be/fmRjgWW8yn0

[Anonymous No.17663007]

>>17662916
Do you mean the soaring 20s? Hail Cliff High

[Anonymous No.17663009]

we sticky now

[Anonymous No.17663011]

>>17662953
Trump won't (also can't) help you now retard

[Anonymous No.17663013]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17663014]

Greetings people of /biz/ I am a fellow traveller from the land of /tg/.

What the actual fuck is going on and what are people doing to stop it?

[Anonymous No.17663020]

>>17662993
BULL SIGNAL
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.17663021]

>We are experiencing issues with equities, options and crypto trading. We are working to resolve this issue as soon as possible.

lol robinhood

[Anonymous No.17663022]

Just own the market and ride it out guys.
Stop playing the freakout game.

[Anonymous No.17663024]

>>17662993
>Fake News
HHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17663023]

>Don't worry it's still not as bad as the Great Depression!

kek these goalposts

[Anonymous No.17663030]

Just invested in Newmont Mining

[Anonymous No.17663031]

>>17662938
Because leftist politics lacks deep strategic leadership and resources. The elite parties always play bigger and smarter.

That's why, despite being a literal gommunist, I'm trading stocks. At a certain point you have to admit that the better people have won. Not "better" in a moral sense, but better in a competitive sense.

I want to win too. I want that fucking yacht. Then, when I have money and resources, MAYBE I will return to the left. If they're worth it.

[Anonymous No.17663032]

>>17662872
Just chill then, If youre worried about it crashing harder and you running out of money just DCA will smaller buys to stretch the cash.

[Anonymous No.17663033]

>>17662993
He just can’t help himself.

[Anonymous No.17663039]

>>17662989
activate windows

https://github.com/CHEF-KOCH/KMS-activator

[Anonymous No.17663040]

>>17662453
Ahahaha I can't wait to until we hit negative rates and you lose your fucking mind when you see the results

>>17662993
what a fucking RETARD.
for fuck sakes he's gonna lose himself the re election at this rate

[Anonymous No.17663042]

>>17662993
Blumpf is unironically over because of this
Somebody photoshop the JUST hair on glurmpfhgh
Bernie 2020

[Anonymous No.17663043]

>>17662888
>The labour theory of value is a theory of labour, not of value. The products that the capitalists sells have value because others will buy them off him, sure (normal economics), but they only have that value because of the labour invested in them (labour theory of value) by the workers.
Nah. Simply not true. A gold nugget that took 10 minutes to find is just as useful as a gold nugget that took 10 hours to find. Labour added nothing in the latter case.

[Anonymous No.17663045]

>>17662665
Umm sweaty

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(...) No.17663049]

HOW CAN THE GOVERNMENT LET THIS HAPPEN?

WHY GOD. WHY ME?

MOMMY PLEASE STOP IT! MAKE IT STOP MOMMY

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE! GET ME OFF OF THIS RIDE NOW! IT WASNT SUPPOSE TO END LIKE THIS! I HAD MY ENTIRE LIFE AHEAD OF ME AND NOW ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS ARE GONE!

JESUS MY SAVIOR PLEASE DO NOT ALLOW SUCH A TRAVESTY TO OCCUR WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17663053]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5O6U2Gus_o

HEDGE WITH CRYPTO MY ASS

[Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND No.17663057]

>>17663014
code red

[Anonymous No.17663058]

>>17662049
Propane

[Anonymous No.17663060]

Welp. Do I buy cheapies or make another bet it keeps falling

[Anonymous No.17663066]

>>17663020
QUICK DIVE UNDER THE STEAM ROLLER FOR A DOLLAR!! QUICKLY!!!

[Anonymous No.17663068]

>>17661529
>sticky

OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17663073]

>>17662993
Does he not understand that cheap oil will destroy the fracking industry as they can't produce it cheep enough to be profitable?
Oh and lets not forget about the impending collapse of the US health system.

[Anonymous No.17663075]

I managed to sell off all of my puts on robinhood. thank god, now i can go back to bed.

[Anonymous No.17663076]

>>17661529
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STICKY SHIT IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

[Anonymous No.17663077]

>>17663043
That's exactly what I said.

[Anonymous No.17663081]

>>17662681
intradastmg. how long till oil stocknz bottom out tho

[Anonymous No.17663083]

>>17663045
Turns out he was an absolute chad giving great advice

[Anonymous No.17663085]

>>17662823
Signed, went heavy into TQQQ DDM SPXL and SPY calls 2 weeks out ootm. Also SPY and QQQ for the Roth. Nice bargains out there!

[Anonymous No.17663086]

>>17663030
Should have gone GOLD bud, much more upside.

[Anonymous No.17663087]

>>17663014
Mass market panic as a result of coronavirus and oil fuckery. Been HAPPENING for weeks now but it's only getting worse. >>17663014

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17663090]

SO MANY TOURISTS IN THIS THREAD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MT /biz/

[Anonymous No.17663095]

everything is going up already, happening cancelled

NOTHING EVEN HAPPENS, WE LIVE IN THE GAYEST TIMELIME AND EVERYTHING ENDS UP BEING A NOTHINGBURGER

[Anonymous No.17663096]

>>17663039
I already have it, windows keep re classifying it as a virus so I have to manually remove it every time, it doesn't bother me

[Anonymous No.17663099]

WTF IS IGOV WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.17663101]

THE SLIDE CONTINUES
YUROP LOST UPWARD MOMENTUM

[Anonymous No.17663103]

>>17663023
>it's not bad because 6 days in HISTORY were worse

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17663106]

Bill Mitchell spending today going full IT'S JUST A FLEW BRO ONLY 7 AMERICANS DEAD IF YOU DON'T COUNT THAT NURSING HOME

[Anonymous No.17663107]

>>17663060
don't be retarded. There is no floor

[Anonymous No.17663108]

It's all good

[Anonymous No.17663113]

>>17662993
Hes like Sherlock Holmes hes a high functioning autist

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(...) No.17663118]

>>17663057
DAMU ITS THE END

NOT EVEN MY LINKIES CAN FIND SOLICE IN THIS HELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17663120]

>>17663090
You can’t stop us all

[Anonymous No.17663122]

>>17662797
Some asshole putting in a 200k order hoping someone with enough margin market buys

[Anonymous No.17663123]

Evens: We pump to 288 by eod
Odds: We crab to 281 by eod
Dubs: We crash further to 270 by eod
Trips or more: ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17663125]

>>17661529
Guys it has been coiling up for the past hour another huge gap down to -8% incoming.

[Anonymous No.17663127]

>>17663014
> what are people doing to stop it?
Why would someone want to stop something so beautiful

[Anonymous No.17663130]

>>17663057
Is it time to grab a sword and go /innawoods/ or can we survive this?

[Anonymous No.17663132]

why did DRIP go up today

[Anonymous No.17663135]

>>17663108
translate your garbage before posting it faggot

[Anonymous No.17663137]

>>17663032
Yeah planning to do that. I'm not allowing myself to make more buys today. Am going to get a good night sleep and look at the situation again tomorrow. I'm in for the long haul though, I don't care that much about getting the absolute lowest dip it will be.

[Anonymous No.17663138]

>>17663014
nothing special

[Anonymous No.17663140]

>>17663031
>communist trading stocks
Christ the absolute state of the left

[Anonymous No.17663144]

>>17663014
Chaos demons of Slaanesh are in an oil trade war with the Orcs while great unclean ones are spawning all over the Imperium. The adeptus mechanicum has a bunch of big screens that show bad number

[Anonymous No.17663147]

Plunge Protection Team working overtime here

[Anonymous No.17663149]

>>17662375
Explain what this is.

[Anonymous No.17663152]

>>17662993
Cope

[Anonymous No.17663153]

>>17663099
dude it's glitched on google just stop

[Anonymous No.17663159]

>>17663014
Everyone is panic selling because of coronavirus and, as of now, nothing. The feds are pumping into the market hoping it will stabilize but it doesn’t seem to be much of a long term solution

[Anonymous No.17663161]

Are some of you guys fuckin stupid? Start buying puts on the airlines, cruise lines, and casinos. These stocks are going to continue to trend down without a bottom in sight. The more confirmed cases of corona, then the lower the stocks will go.

[Anonymous No.17663162]

>>17663108
Privacy

[Anonymous No.17663164]

>>17663099
I honestly want to know more about this.
It's non government issued debt, does this mean people are betting against the govt?

[Anonymous No.17663165]

>>17663099
BRUH WTF

[Anonymous No.17663167]

>>17663123
NOT BAD
RE ROLLING

[Anonymous No.17663169]

>>17663014
Russia rolled Nat1 in charisma check with Saudi Arabia

[Anonymous No.17663176]

>>17663130
>sword
ngmi
Just pick up a mossberg for 400 anon.

[Anonymous No.17663187]

Option prices are fucking crazy rn

[Anonymous No.17663186]

>>17663083
Meanwhile (((Bernstein)))...

[Anonymous No.17663188]

[Anonymous No.17663190]

>>17663014
The feds are going to pump their semen in, but even all the Hyperinflation in the world can't save us

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17663192]

Oil isn't recovering.... Fuck Russia, and fuck Saudi Arabia. I hope the kung flu kills them all.

[Anonymous No.17663194]

>>17663153
its on all the trading apps aswell...

[Anonymous No.17663195]

DOW SLIDING AGAIN
>-5.8%
DOW SLIDING AGAIN
>-5.8%
DOW SLIDING AGAIN
>-5.8%
DOW SLIDING AGAIN
>-5.8%

[Anonymous No.17663196]

>>17663123
It's happening, regardless of digits

[Anonymous No.17663206]

>>17663099
It's not just a glitch on Google, either.
What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.17663212]

>>17663031

[Anonymous No.17663214]

>>17663164
its a glitch, please use common sense.

if bond prices were this high, yields would be -2342141234%, nobody would buy it

[Anonymous No.17663218]

>>17663186
Every Fucking TIME

[Anonymous No.17663220]

[Anonymous No.17663221]

I LOVE BONDS!!!!!
Thank you graham for teaching me 50% bonds 40% stocks 10% gold
I fucking love youuuuu

[Anonymous No.17663223]

>>17663153
No chucky shows the same thing. Ask is 199k. Bid is 49. Nobody selling?

[Anonymous No.17663224]

>>17663188
Um checked and baste

[Anonymous No.17663225]

>STICKY
CRASH CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.17663226]

HERE WE GO LADS

[Anonymous No.17663234]

>>17663195
They have been trying hard to keep it above -6 but she keeps falling

[Anonymous No.17663236]

TING LAO
XIAO MEI MEI

[Anonymous No.17663237]

>>17663140
/pol/tard

[Anonymous No.17663240]

>>17663192
ٱللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرٱلْمَوْتُ لِأَمْرِيكَاٱلْمَوْتُ لِإِسْرَائِيلِٱللَّعْنَةُ عَلَیٰ ٱلْيَهُودِٱلنَّصْرُ لِلْإِسْلَامِ

[Anonymous No.17663243]

>>17663206
Someone limit sold
Someone market bought

Shit happens

[Anonymous No.17663250]

>>17663220
JUST

[Anonymous No.17663256]

WE'RE

GOING

DOWN

[Anonymous No.17663257]

IT'S NOT A GLITCH IGOV WENT UP 3000x OVERNIGHT WTF

[Anonymous No.17663264]

Can someone tell me where to see the cash balance for TQQQ. People are saying it could get liquidated, and I want to figure out WHERE I can see this. TQQQ is my recession recovery plan!

[Anonymous No.17663265]

>>17663153
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/funds-and-etfs/igov

[Anonymous No.17663266]

>>17662993
The guy doesn’t understand how markets work off of market sentiment. News about the Corona virus that’s coming straight from the CDC is exacerbating current stock prices. He’s calling the information coming from his own administration fake news.

[Anonymous No.17663270]

SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.17663272]

FED needs to seriously screw off and delete system 32.

[Anonymous No.17663271]

>>17663206
someone came in and did a market buy and there was no liquidity. they halted the ETF and are going to unwind the transaction.

[Anonymous No.17663276]

BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.17663277]

>>17662993
So much COPE
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17663280]

HOW ARE YOUR 401K'S DOING?

[Anonymous No.17663281]

>>17663257
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.17663282]

>>17662201
>lol just buy my ponzi instead

[Anonymous No.17663285]

NO TRUMP
NOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17663286]

All boards, report in

[Anonymous No.17663288]

>>17663257
FUCKKKK SOME SHTIZO MADE A POST LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO TO BUY IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17663289]

THE BEARS ARE BACK
THE FED CAN DO NOTHING

[Anonymous No.17663293]

-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%

[Anonymous No.17663296]

>>17663237
It's more about going back to the left after making it. So, I'm going with /pol/ on this.

[Anonymous No.17663300]

>>17663276
But what do I buy?

[Anonymous No.17663301]

>>17663237
>improve society
>communism
UNIRONICALLY KYS COMMIE SCUM FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.17663302]

It's all algo trading now you nigger apes it can only go up.

[Anonymous No.17663303]

>>17663108
privacy

[Anonymous No.17663304]

>>17663286
/tv/ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH poster reporting in

[Anonymous No.17663305]

shouldnt' lower oil prices caused by a price war be bullish for stocks

[Anonymous No.17663307]

>>17663285
Our president is going full COPE

[Anonymous No.17663309]

>>17663014
Fall of Cadia is imminent.

[Anonymous No.17663310]

>>17663300
everything

[Anonymous No.17663313]

can someone please change trump password on twitter he's going to make everything even worse now

[Anonymous No.17663314]

-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ITS FUCKING HAPPENING. SELL SELL SELL SELL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.17663316]

>>17663285
This is FUD because the deaths would be much higher if as much people get Corona as they do flu every year

[Anonymous No.17663318]

>>17663285
I swear hes making the market panic everytime he opens his mouth ahahhahahahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17663321]

>>17663286
/v/ reporting in
im looking to get rich quick, how do i start?

[Anonymous No.17663322]

>(((Fed))) pumping getting in the way of a happening

[Anonymous No.17663323]

>>17662595
Same lmfao
Playing end of evangalion as I scroll down the sticky

[Anonymous No.17663324]

>>17663285
PFFFFHAHAHAHAHA WERE FUCKED

DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

[Anonymous No.17663325]

>>17663288
NO WAY

[Anonymous No.17663329]

>>17663286
/g/ reporting in, what the fuck is happening

[Anonymous No.17663330]

>>17663285
He is gonna blow the election at this rate

[Anonymous No.17663331]

>-6.23%

[Anonymous No.17663332]

THIS DAY WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

THIS DAY WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

THIS DAY WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

[Anonymous No.17663334]

>>17663285
Ya, he's panicking now.

[Anonymous No.17663335]

>>17663300

LMT

[Anonymous No.17663337]

>>17663285
GO BACK TO WORK WAGIE

[Anonymous No.17663338]

guys please just buy the dip

please guys come on

[Anonymous No.17663339]

>>17663313
he's making a fucking ass out of himself. it's so cringe.

[Anonymous No.17663342]

>>17662049
tombstone

[Anonymous No.17663344]

>>17663310
>buying anything on the worst stock market day since 2008
yikes, ngmi

[Anonymous No.17663345]

its actually happening

[Anonymous No.17663346]

>>17663286
/lit/ reporting in
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17663348]

>>17663206
What in the fuck is this, is this where all the money went? Is this some fucking NWO spaceship stock about to blast off from earth with all the annunaki gold?

[Anonymous No.17663351]

>>17663285
“STOP SELLING!”

[Anonymous No.17663352]

This was the most obvious crash in history.
I'm so pissed i didn't have the funds to short the shit out of everything

>>17663286
/fit/ standing by

[Anonymous No.17663353]

>>17663043
>>17663043
You're gonna do jack shit with a nugget of gold without the equipment and know-how to process it and/or a market apparatus to exchange it. A gold nugget is only worth anything if you're already thinking in terms of exchange-value, you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.17663356]

>>17663286
/m/, reporting in.

[Anonymous No.17663357]

>>17662823
The Fed, with your money

[Anonymous No.17663358]

post bogs

[Anonymous No.17663359]

>nvidia

TOP KEK

there's people that bought and held NVDA at 314

[Anonymous No.17663365]

SLIDING TOWARDS -7% AGAIN
AND BEYOND
PREPARE FOR -13% HALT

[Anonymous No.17663366]

IS GOING DOWN AGAIN

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

[Anonymous No.17663369]

>>17663286
/mu/ reporting in.

[Anonymous No.17663370]

>>17663344
zoom out

[Anonymous No.17663373]

>>17663285
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

[Anonymous No.17663374]

>>17663321
Buying the dip, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17663375]

>>17663286
/biz/, but i'm going to become /vr/ for awhile so i can escape from this

[Anonymous No.17663377]

Tourist here. Is it going to dip even further or just stay at this level for today?

[Anonymous No.17663378]

>>17663285
This is just wrong though. How can he just lie?

[Anonymous No.17663379]

>>17663331
HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17663381]

>>17663014
Magnus just broke through the imperial Webway

[Anonymous No.17663382]

>>17663321
Try some AI Dungeon /biz/ runs at first

[Anonymous No.17663386]

IT'S GOING BACK DOWN AGAIN AHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17663387]

>>17663286
/asp/ finna reporting in
wondering how jbl's feeling about this

[Anonymous No.17663388]

>>17663286
/lit/ here

Remember to start with the greeks: theta, delta, and the rest

[Anonymous No.17663390]

Yes retail traders 10 steps behind the pros, better load up the puts and sell every last investment now

[Anonymous No.17663391]

Will it crash again?

[Anonymous No.17663393]

>>17663276
WHAT SHOULD I BUY PLEASE HELP

[Anonymous No.17663395]

Is there a way to make money off of any of this shit happening today

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17663396]

>>17663370
you have to go back to 1991 oil is kill. we're all fucked.

[Anonymous No.17663399]

SHE'S GOING DOOOWNNN

[Anonymous No.17663401]

The World Health Organization is doing their presser and Tedros is absent.
This does not spell confidence

[Anonymous No.17663404]

TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17663408]

>>17662907
Yeah, it's called stocks.

[Anonymous No.17663410]

>>17663286
/tg/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.17663411]

>>17663286
/FIT/ and /K/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.17663413]

>>17663286
/co/ here reporting

[Anonymous No.17663415]

I WANNA SEE SUB 24K

[Anonymous No.17663419]

>>17663286
/int/ ready for action

Oslo (Norway) index down 8%, portfolio up 16%

[Anonymous No.17663422]

it really was a bulltrap
fucking memes

[Anonymous No.17663426]

>>17663286
You don't want me here, but still, /leftypol/ reporting in.

[Anonymous No.17663428]

>>17663395
What should I be buying if anything?

[Anonymous No.17663430]

/g/ reporting in.

[Anonymous No.17663432]

>>17663377
Who the fuck knows, buckko? Strap the fuck in and let’s find out.

[Anonymous No.17663433]

>>17663286
/fit/ wondering what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.17663435]

We're all going to die aren't we.

Everyone in the US government is asleep at the wheel and the economy is collapsing.

[Anonymous No.17663436]

/biz/
On the chance that Sanders gets nominated and possibly succeeds, what is the exit strategy other than a 9mm to my head?

[Anonymous No.17663438]

>>17663285
>p-pls dont sell... its a n-nothingburger i swear

[Anonymous No.17663439]

>>17663286
I'VE GOT A PROBLEM OVER HERE

[Anonymous No.17663442]

>>17663286

/ck/ Reporting in. What is going on? Why do I need to care? Will I, the average Joe be affected?

[Anonymous No.17663443]

For me, it's $NCOV

[Anonymous No.17663446]

>>17663415
I want to see sub 23K

[Anonymous No.17663445]

EUROPE NEARING -8%
EUROPE NEARING -8%
EUROPE NEARING -8%
USA FOLLOWS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17663450]

>>17663381
>Magnus
Every god damn time that lil shit just decides to fuck up everything

[Anonymous No.17663453]

>Watching my savings disappear on the screen

[Anonymous No.17663455]

-6.4%
>-6.4%
-6.4%
>-6.4%
-6.4%
>-6.4%
-6.4%
>-6.4%
-6.4%
>-6.4%
-6.4%
>-6.4%

[Anonymous No.17663456]

>>17663286
/his/ and /lit/ reporting in.

[Anonymous No.17663458]

>>17663257
what is that thing?

[Anonymous No.17663460]

>>17663345
WELL?
HOW DID WE GET HERE?

[Anonymous No.17663461]

>>17663286
/pol/ reporting, you could have prevented this

[Anonymous No.17663462]

>>17663286
/mx/ from Hispachan. and /fit/

[Anonymous No.17663465]

How fucking much was my portfolio worth at the top? I was asleep.

[Anonymous No.17663469]

>>17663370
>he's still a bull
honestly how much do you have to lose before you accept reality?

[Anonymous No.17663471]

/leftypol/ here lads. bunker stocks are SOARING RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.17663473]

>>17663286
/x/ waiting on standby

[Anonymous No.17663474]

>>17663387
NNNOOOOOO NOT TAKERS RETIREMENT FUNDS

[Anonymous No.17663475]

>>17663286
/a/ standing by.

[Anonymous No.17663478]

Random boards reporting in is like that shoeshine guy giving stock tips in 1929. Time to bail out.

[Anonymous No.17663480]

>>17663453
Nothing is realised until you panic sell

[Anonymous No.17663481]

we'll hit the 13% breaker before noon bros

[Anonymous No.17663482]

HELP ME

[Anonymous No.17663483]

>>17663435
god i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.17663484]

>>17663446
I want to see sub 20k desu

[Anonymous No.17663485]

>>17663436
7.62mm

[Anonymous No.17663487]

>>17663436
It's pretty damn obvious he won't even make it to the primary. He even said himself that he will endorse Biden as soon as he gets an obvious lead, which will happen soon. So it's literally nothing to even care about

[Anonymous No.17663489]

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17663491]

STOP THE BLEEDING FOR THE LOVE OF BABY JESUS STOOOOOOOOOOOP THE BLEEDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17663492]

>new world order
>silence for a couple of seconds
What lol?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17663497]

added to my KNG position. imagine not accumulating while the cheapies are so plentiful.

[Anonymous No.17663498]

>>17663286
/vg/ here, wanting to watch it all burn down.

[Anonymous No.17663499]

>>17663286
/jp/ reporting in.

[Anonymous No.17663500]

>>17663433
ITÆS THE ENDTIMES

[Anonymous No.17663503]

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT!

ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE, POSITIVE THOUGHT!

WE JUST NEED TO BELIEVE!

TOGETHER!

AS ONE!

-10% GET

[Anonymous No.17663504]

Hope you guys didn't buy the """dip"""

We're going through an entire depression at light speed. Dow 20k EOM calling it now.

[Anonymous No.17663505]

>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_k_elbBz8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_k_elbBz8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_k_elbBz8c

[Anonymous No.17663507]

>>17663465
>sleeping during happening hours

[Anonymous No.17663508]

>>17663286
/crisis/ from /leftypol/ reporting in.

[Anonymous No.17663511]

LOAD UP ON PUTS!!!
BRIIIIIING YOUR FRIEEEEENDS
IT'S FUUUN TO LOOOOOSE
AND TOOOOO PRETEND

[Anonymous No.17663514]

BIG PUMP

[Anonymous No.17663516]

>>17663469
lol how about 2018 gains

[Anonymous No.17663517]

>>17663436
>other than a 9mm to my head?
To your head? Now that certainly wouldn't solve anything

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17663518]

>>17663465
the same as it is now seeing how you couldn't of sold using robinhood

[Anonymous No.17663519]

>>17663435
CUTE 9s

[Anonymous No.17663521]

>>17663478
this. I don’t even recognize it anymore Johnson, it’s unironically ogre. kek save us

[Anonymous No.17663522]

HTBX HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.17663523]

>>17663487
yeah but what if he does?

[Anonymous No.17663524]

DUMP YOU BASTARD GO

[Anonymous No.17663525]

>>17663475
What a shitty ending it's heading towards.

[Anonymous No.17663530]

>>17662993
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ORANGE FAGGOT
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BUILD A FUCKING WALL AND YOU'D WIN A SECOND TERM ON GOOD FAITH ALONE
INSTEAD YOU HANG YOUR ENTIRE PRESIDENCY ON THE ECONOMY
IF CORONAVIRUS HADN'T HAPPENED, THE KIKES WOULD'VE CRASHED IT THEMSELVES
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

STOP
ADMITTING
CHINESE
TOURISTS

[Anonymous No.17663531]

>its a "bleeding apocalypse day followed by a +8% green day everywhere" episode

how many times has it been this year only? ten? twelve?

[Anonymous No.17663534]

>>17663478
ALL EYES ON /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.17663535]

>>17663286
/vg/ prepped and ready for action

[Anonymous No.17663539]

>>17663489
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE NOTHING WRO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17663540]

>>17663465
Probably like a mil

[Anonymous No.17663541]

>robinhood finally completing my buys

[Anonymous No.17663542]

>>17663221
>no penis
dropped

[Anonymous No.17663546]

>>17662474
BASED RETARD

[Anonymous No.17663550]

Where should I go eat today, anons? I might go enjoy a coffee at the local Mickey Dee’s while I watch the world burn.

[Anonymous No.17663553]

Post yfw this thread will be in the history books 20 years from now when people analyze the onset of the Greatest Depression

[Anonymous No.17663555]

>>17663503
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17663558]

>>17663505
Cringe video with cringe music

[Anonymous No.17663561]

>>17663285
>no source url
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761

[Anonymous No.17663562]

>>17663535
What general, fren?

[Anonymous No.17663566]

You only had to listen

[Anonymous No.17663570]

>>17663503
THE END IS HERE ITS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17663572]

Hello, all newfriends! Welcome to /biz/. I definitely recommend *laughs* buying stocks today *laughs*. You should totally *giggle* buy the dip! The recession is over and its all uphill from here! I highly recommend our favorite broker robinhood *uncontrollable laughter* and opening a margin account.

[Anonymous No.17663577]

>>17663382
Too realistic, couldn't be much fun

[Anonymous No.17663579]

EWI PUTS ARE CHEAP

[Anonymous No.17663580]

>>17663531
>+8% green day
when
its only been slide up a little then dump

[Anonymous No.17663582]

>>17663553
>mfw they'll blame it all on trump and not on the virus

[Anonymous No.17663585]

>>17663478
Exactly what I was thinking. Oh god.

[Anonymous No.17663586]

I'm usually from /x/.
How much farther will this drop?
What are some good dividend stocks to get into besides T?

[Anonymous No.17663587]

9 EMA + VWAP crossover, from a TA standpoint it's not looking good. I bought more puts looking to retest 274

[Anonymous No.17663589]

>>17663517
Who's his running mate?

[Anonymous No.17663588]

BACK DOWN TO -1700
>BACK DOWN TO -1700
BACK DOWN TO -1700
>BACK DOWN TO -1700
BACK DOWN TO -1700
>BACK DOWN TO -1700
BACK DOWN TO -1700
>BACK DOWN TO -1700
NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
>NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
>NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
>NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
>NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
>NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17663590]

>>17663530
He stopped flights from China more than a month ago.

[Anonymous No.17663595]

>>17663508
They still exists?

[Anonymous No.17663596]

>>17663553
>Implying we will survive the nuclear fire

[Anonymous No.17663600]

Oh shit, posting in a /smg/ sticky.

[Anonymous No.17663601]

BUT NOW, THROUGH THE HURT AND PAIN
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT

[Anonymous No.17663603]

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A DIP

WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.17663605]

>>17663572
>*laughs*
>*giggle*
>*uncontrollable laughter*
Cringe

[Anonymous No.17663608]

>>17663572

[Anonymous No.17663612]

>>17663582
>mfw dumbfucks think this is because of the virus and not because of central banks reflating the largest bubble in history

[Anonymous No.17663613]

my puts are up but i'm still pissed because I lost 2K today buying a worthless option not paying attention

[Anonymous No.17663614]

>>17663558
T E C H N O L O G Y
C O M P U T E R S
T H E F U T U R E

[Anonymous No.17663615]

>>17663478
TIME TO SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT

[Anonymous No.17663617]

>>17661950
>"Random pumps are fair and balanced"
GaBog Newell

[Anonymous No.17663618]

[Anonymous No.17663619]

>>17663487
Both relieved yet strangely disappointed. More relieved though.

[Anonymous No.17663623]

>>17663582
Still coping? Look at those lines.

[Anonymous No.17663626]

>>17663586
Canned food and shotguns.

[Anonymous No.17663630]

Its too late

[Anonymous No.17663631]

>>17663465
doesn't matter Robinhood was broken.
Mouse over the very tip top if u wanna see

[Anonymous No.17663633]

>>17663482
HALP

[Anonymous No.17663636]

>he thinks a apocalypse will happen from some fat old dudes on wall street losing their imaginary money

kek

[Anonymous No.17663637]

>tfw wake up for market
wtf i LOVE snss

[Anonymous No.17663638]

>>17663601
THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING

[Anonymous No.17663641]

/biz/ is this the time we were waiting for? where should i invest to maximize my gains in the unavoidable new crisis?

[Anonymous No.17663645]

>>17663286
/f/ standing by

[Anonymous No.17663648]

>>17663572

[Anonymous No.17663649]

>Deutsche -14.26%
>JP Morgan -12.9%
>Goldman Sachs -9%

Boy sure feels great to be back in 2008

[Anonymous No.17663651]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYF1i7HjEnk
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS MEANT TO BE LISTENING TO THIS MAKING MONEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>NOT THE HECKING KOMM SUSSER TODT

[Anonymous No.17663655]

>>17663286
/a/ ready for duty

[Anonymous No.17663656]

>>17663588
AND I'M FREEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17663657]

>>17663530
Maybe tying his own performance to the stock market wasn't such a bright move. I don't even know if I can count on The Trump Put™ anymore.

[Anonymous No.17663659]

>>17663590
I don’t get why everyone thinks this will prevent anything at this point. That bought America a couple of days of not having the virus. COVID is being spread across the world now. The “protection” of barring incoming flights from China is over.

[Anonymous No.17663662]

>>17663503
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMPPPP ITTTTT

[Anonymous No.17663664]

IN MY HEART OF HEARTS
I KNOW THAT I CAN NEVER TRADE AGAIN
I LOST EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.17663666]

>>17663641
Link

[Anonymous No.17663669]

>>17663590
But Chinese tourists can still visit America through cool down at other countries

[Anonymous No.17663671]

*coughs*

[Anonymous No.17663673]

>>17663546
as the first op who had a post stickied, i was too busy creating next thread to see what happened. Mods didn't email me to let me know

[Anonymous No.17663675]

>>17663286
/po/ ready to fold

[Anonymous No.17663677]

>>17663618
Chk em

[Anonymous No.17663678]

>>17663649
Who will they let fail this time? Goldman or JP?

[Anonymous No.17663680]

Nothing short of closing the exchanges will save this.

Honestly maybe the govt. should just close trading until corona is over. This is madness.

[Anonymous No.17663683]

>>17663286
/mlp/ here, we are gonna need a whole lot of friendship to get through this.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17663684]

>>17663637
We're all gonna make it fren

[Anonymous No.17663689]

>>17663655

[Anonymous No.17663690]

>>17663671
*dies*

[Anonymous No.17663693]

>>17663618
Deutsche Bank was trading at $6.66 when the market opened.

[Anonymous No.17663695]

>>17663641
Thinking this too
Index trackers? What percentage should I deploy now?

[Anonymous No.17663697]

WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
>WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
>WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
>WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
>WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
>WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
>WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
>WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
>WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q
>WHO LIVE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

[Anonymous No.17663699]

BEARCHADS REPORT IN

[Anonymous No.17663701]

>>17663595
Yes. We moved to bunkerchan.

[Anonymous No.17663705]

>>17663587
there is no ta here

[Anonymous No.17663707]

>>17663671
Jokes on you I already have the coof.

[Anonymous No.17663708]

>>17663636
>he doesn't realize those fat old dudes on wall street losing their imaginary money run the world

[Anonymous No.17663710]

>>17663641
anything inverse
Puts on travel

[Anonymous No.17663711]

EVERYONE PAUSE AND BUY SHITCOINS

[Anonymous No.17663714]

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.17663716]

>>17663636
I keep saying it’s just the end of the old world and the beginning of something better

[Anonymous No.17663726]

>>17661940
You mean free """"money"""".

[Anonymous No.17663727]

BACK TO 275.
I REPEAT, BACK TO 275.

[Anonymous No.17663728]

>>17663684
thanks for shilling this all those weeks ago,

[Anonymous No.17663729]

>>17663590
More than a month late, and with numerous loopholes. The travel ban has not stopped a single coofing Chinaman.

[Anonymous No.17663737]

>TRUMP IS HOLDING THE MEETING
TRUMP IS HOLDING MEETING

[Anonymous No.17663738]

>>17663699
DRIP
SQQQ
MORE PUTS THAN I CAN COUNT
WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17663739]

>>17663697
>WHO makes all decisions based on the swings of the market.

I want off the ride

[Anonymous No.17663741]

>>17663678
DB

They will make the final blow to the Germans, remember the blood libel.

[Anonymous No.17663742]

>>17663708
that's what they want you to believe
in fact, we could kill everyone who has money on any stock market and it wouldnt change shit

[Anonymous No.17663743]

Made a 60% win ongoing bear today.
Tomorrow is the day of the BVLL, I'm calling it right now

[Anonymous No.17663745]

WHERE IS THE FED
WHERE IS THE RATE CUT
I REQUIRE CHEAPER SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17663746]

>>17663286

/pol/ standing by

[Anonymous No.17663748]

>>17663649
DB fucking dead and raped fucking hell

[Anonymous No.17663754]

should i unironically buy something on the stock market

[Anonymous No.17663755]

time to crab for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.17663757]

[Anonymous No.17663759]

>>17663285
This aged well

[Anonymous No.17663761]

people die
people lose their jobs
if you take a profit from this you are literally the devil

[Anonymous No.17663762]

>>17663636
>he doesn't realize the fat old dudes own the companies who provide employment to millions of normies, and when their companies shut down you have millions of unemployed rioting in the street
It's all circular, everybody needs everybody

[Anonymous No.17663766]

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.17663767]

>>17663678
GS never falls. The world could end tomorrow and Goldman Sachs would still be in business. They're like the DSP of banking.
My money is on Deutsche (duh) and JPM.

[Anonymous No.17663768]

>26 y/o
>7k in bank
>recently unemployed with no degree
>can move in with grandparents at the drop of a hat if money runs out
How can I turn this turmoil to my advantage? What can i throw $6k towards that could yield an actual profit in the near future?
I'm at the point of just not caring anymore, lads. I just want a surplus of money for booze and clothes.

[Anonymous No.17663769]

>>17663530
this
/s

[Anonymous No.17663770]

who /cheapies/ here?

[Anonymous No.17663777]

>>17663738
BOUGHT SPXU DRIP TMF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17663780]

>>17663285
cope

[Anonymous No.17663783]

>>17663257
Holy shit, Buffett's going to be a multitrillionaire soon.

[Anonymous No.17663784]

if everyone pulled out their money what then?

[Anonymous No.17663785]

>>17663286
/pol/ -> /cvg/
Reporting in!

[Anonymous No.17663787]

>>17661529
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4&feature=emb_title

[Anonymous No.17663789]

So SPX next significant barrier is 2.4K I think.

[Anonymous No.17663792]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17663793]

What the fuck is happening to INO?????????

[Anonymous No.17663796]

Damn. Oil companies are fucked beyond saving.

[Anonymous No.17663797]

>>17663761
(A Jew)*

[Anonymous No.17663798]

>Purchase put
>within 20 minutes it clears the marker
G-guys, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.17663803]

>>17663705
I use it for trading and do quite well. We had an ascending wedge the first half hour which broke down but didn't collapse as quickly as I thought it should. If volume comes in on the way down I'll be sure the crash is continuing.

[Anonymous No.17663807]

What is this? What does it mean? Someone please, for the love of God, enlighten us on what this is, what it represents, how it works, why this is being done and how it affects the market.s

PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.17663808]

>>17663699
Bearbros shall inhabit the Earth

[Anonymous No.17663810]

>RETARDED NIGGERS AT FED
>HYPERINFLATION INCOMING
>RETARDED NIGGERS AT FED
>HYPERINFLATION INCOMING
>RETARDED NIGGERS AT FED
>HYPERINFLATION INCOMING
>RETARDED NIGGERS AT FED
>HYPERINFLATION INCOMING
>RETARDED NIGGERS AT FED
>HYPERINFLATION INCOMING

[Anonymous No.17663812]

I’m gonna make a company and produce Anondroids, but my stocks

[Anonymous No.17663813]

>>17662441
this, they are just playing with you right now.

The virus will set the economy years behind and after years of fed pumping we still have a lot of meat to cut. How long until the ETF dollar cost average weaklings panic sell to salvage whatever is left from their last past 10 years investment ?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17663814]

economy is toast

[Anonymous No.17663815]

>>17663766
>retard fails to understand exponents
Business as usual.

[Anonymous No.17663821]

>>17663784
A big crater the size of your anus after I stick my meatpipe in it

[Anonymous No.17663824]

I'll margin long 100x the DOW right now

whos with me

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17663827]

>>17663768
All in on SPCE calls friendo, trust me

[Anonymous No.17663828]

>>17663766
I didn't know the Corona virus has been in the US for a year already

[Anonymous No.17663829]

I wasn't here in 2008, how fast are we going compared to 2008?

[Anonymous No.17663832]

*fucks your market maker who tried to fuck me with those spreads*
nothing personnel ((arthur))

[Anonymous No.17663833]

>>17663807
its a glitch you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.17663835]

>>17663770
I'm averaging down every 10%

[Anonymous No.17663838]

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0

[Anonymous No.17663843]

>>17663759
fake tweet.

[Anonymous No.17663845]

>>17663585
Yeah and then I placed a €1000 order. Spoiler alert: I'm new here as well. Breadlines & Hoovervilles here we come

[Anonymous No.17663848]

>>17663257
I'm sorry what the fuck

[Anonymous No.17663851]

NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.17663852]

>>17663759
That tweet is fake btw

[Anonymous No.17663859]

>>17663285
Wow. He literally did a "it's just the flu bro" like he's in a boomer FB group

[Anonymous No.17663863]

>>17663768
One about a month, when we're at rock bottom 1929 style, you put everything you can into weapons. Lockheed Martin, Northrop Group, Raytheon, Boein and similar stocks. Once Trump declares war on X to combat the economic crisis, oil crisis or simply to divert attention after a sudden, and unexpected terror attack.

[Anonymous No.17663865]

Who /put/ted into profit.
Pleas post

[Anonymous No.17663866]

>>17663807
Fed is adding a little bit of liquidity into the system

[Anonymous No.17663867]

>>17663759
Tweet is fake

[Anonymous No.17663869]

>>17663821
i am sorry for the moment that happened to you. May you stop being a faggot someday.

[Anonymous No.17663870]

>>17663768
What you need is leverage.

You take your 7k. You borrow at a leverage of 10:1, so now you have 70k. You invest that 70k in options, which aren't leveraged but they're risky because they can go worthless.

That's how you turn 7k into $1,000,000.

Orrr, you turn 7k into a 70k debt if your options trading fails.

[Anonymous No.17663871]

OTHER BOARDS SOUND IN
/tg/ HERE

[Anonymous No.17663872]

>>17663572
reddit

[Anonymous No.17663873]

>INO
I BOUGHT INTO A PUMP AND DUMP ON THE SAME STORY REPEATED DAILY AND NOW I AM LOSING MONEY HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO ME

[Anonymous No.17663874]

>>17663824
I've gone long so we'll make it now.

[Anonymous No.17663878]

>>17663829
the biggest 2008 daily drop was −7.87%

[Anonymous No.17663880]

>>17663767
JPM already bought for the Roth. It’s arguably the best positioned bank just like back in 2008.

[Anonymous No.17663882]

guys when do I buy in??

[Anonymous No.17663883]

>>17663851
based

[Anonymous No.17663886]

>>17663525
I still believe the mad lad has this

[Anonymous No.17663892]

>>17663286
/pol/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.17663893]

WHY ARE THE FEDS PUMPING IT, IT'S MEANT TO GO DOWN AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17663895]

kek
what a timeline

[Anonymous No.17663900]

>>17663882
when the virus panic is over

[Anonymous No.17663901]

>>17663873
This makes me happy

[Anonymous No.17663907]

>>17663759

If you confronted Trump with this, he would just literally deny that he ever said it.

[Anonymous No.17663908]

Based novn

[Anonymous No.17663909]

>>17663873
>He bought the "dip"

[Anonymous No.17663910]

>>17663882
When it hits bottom

[Anonymous No.17663912]

>>17663286
>why yes, I am an /int/poster, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.17663913]

The Virgin Galactic

Vs the Chad Puts

[Anonymous No.17663914]

Get ready for another pump, bois
The Fed and the PPT aren't going give up yet

[Credit Spread Officer No.17663919]

>>17663865
I called into profit you mongoloid
calls that i bought 3 fucking weeks ago
SOLD FOR PROFIT TODAY

[Anonymous No.17663927]

So when the floor really drops out, what stocks should I keep an eye on?

[Anonymous No.17663926]

why isn't msft or amd dropping

[Anonymous No.17663929]

>>17663882
In my opinion, now! Retail is getting shaken out to the extreme now, the time to sell was over the past 2 weeks and to get back in at this very moment.

[Anonymous No.17663931]

>>17663829
Because the comparison scares me

[Anonymous No.17663937]

>>17663895
fake tweet

[Anonymous No.17663940]

>>17663766
The President of the United States is doing "back of the napkin math" on an epidemic's death count in real time on Twitter

This will certainly inspire confidence! 200 IQ! 4D Chess! Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.17663941]

>sticky on /biz/
this is bearish

[Anonymous No.17663945]

>>17663240
^
Look at this goatfucking nigger. He looks lost. Laugh at him.

Arabs are savage animals, born to serve us humans.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17663951]

guys what's going on? the mods are delieting peoples posts? are we being investigated by the sec and people getting taken by the alphabet soup organizations?

[Anonymous No.17663953]

ACB went below 1$ kek

[Anonymous No.17663962]

>>17663829
Faster and lower, this will be worse than a "recession"

[Anonymous No.17663965]

>>17663929
What the fuck do you even buy? Everything might get even more massacred

[Anonymous No.17663967]

>>17663882
buy inverse until virus goes away

[Anonymous No.17663968]

>>17663603

[Anonymous No.17663969]

>>17663656
FREE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.17663971]

Everything according to the plan

[Anonymous No.17663973]

>>17663286
/g/ tourist reporting in
I've no idea what's going on

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17663976]

>>17663951
no you retarded tripfag, its called a rolling sticky. jesus christ, i hate trips

[Anonymous No.17663977]

Can TQQQ get liquidated?

[Anonymous No.17663984]

>>17663770
I bought cheapies last week. Just a little bit in case it wasn't (and it wasn't) the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17663985]

>>17663919
makes no sense my bro

[Anonymous No.17663987]

PPT working overtime lads

[Anonymous No.17663993]

>>17663973
Stock market is crashing is all, go back to bed

[Euranon No.17663996]

Mom I bought leveraged S&P again

[Anonymous No.17663997]

>>17663286
/fit/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.17664001]

>>17663895
Back in 2012, 1000 points was like 8% or something. Which means a 2-2.4k drop is equal to a 1k drop back then

[Anonymous No.17664004]

>>17663699
BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG
BEARS OWN THIS MARKET NOW

[Anonymous No.17664007]

[Anonymous No.17664011]

This week is fucked. CREDIT SPREAD OFFICER WHAT IS YOUR PREDICTION.

[Anonymous No.17664012]

>>17663971
Based af Rei poster

[Anonymous No.17664023]

I bought UWT to hodl, seemed smaht to me. Got some cash thats burning holes in my pockets bois whats on the menu. Any non overpriced options rn?

[Credit Spread Officer No.17664025]

>>17663985
it doesn't have to
we all make money one way or another. unless your snss anon.

[Anonymous No.17664032]

>>17663766
>The Atlantic could only verify that 1,895 people have been tested for the coronavirus in the United States, about 10 percent of whom have tested positive

THEY'RE REFUSING TO TEST MORE PEOPLE SO THAT THE NUMBER DOESN'T GO UP
EVERYONE IS INFECTED

[Anonymous No.17664033]

>>17663965
So far aside from and leveraged bull etfs I scooped up SPY QQQ JPM and FNDF. Historically solid blue chips are where you can’t go wrong, minus energy.

[Anonymous No.17664034]

>>17663931

DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.17664037]

My short got stopped out >_<

[Anonymous No.17664038]

>>17664012

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17664039]

i bought some spxl cheapies. fucking option premiums are fucking retarded right now. but my USO calls are up like 20% which is nice.

[Anonymous No.17664040]

>>17663636
> he does not realize the apocalypse comes from a mutating virus that swamps hospitals, kills large part of the population and forces people to quarantine

The stock market is only a reflection of the apocalypse, not the apocalypse itself

[Anonymous No.17664047]

>>17664007
That's a fake tweet

[Anonymous No.17664056]

Someone tell me why I shouldn't buy $10,000 worth of $GUSH and become a millionaire in 10 years? What am I missing?

[Anonymous No.17664057]

>>17663286
/vg/ -> /hgg2d/ here, just playing some hentai games until the flames goes out and I can finally buy the dip (again).

[Anonymous No.17664060]

>>17663895
Republican Presidents are so fucking cursed I have no idea what it is or Democrats literally steal every bull market and cyclically Republicans hold the bag.

I refuse to believe everyone is an idiot.

[Anonymous No.17664061]

>he didnt buy the dip

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17664063]

FUCK TSLA

LONG UWT

[Anonymous No.17664064]

>>17663785
Ready for deployment

[Anonymous No.17664065]

can someone explain why is ino dumping?

[Anonymous No.17664066]

>>17663993
what does this mean for us devfags

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17664068]

imagine being such a beta you die from corona

[Credit Spread Officer No.17664070]

>>17664011
as long as war doesn't break out, i'd like to think we're bottoming this week

[Anonymous No.17664075]

Stock Market crashing? TVIX is that self destructive friend that isn't phased by it and thrives in chaos.

[Anonymous No.17664084]

REEEEEEEEE WHY IS MARKET RECOVERING???? BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17664086]

>>17664047
NO SHIT SHERLOCK

[Anonymous No.17664088]

im fucking numb at this point. there is autism around every corner, and the decade has barely begun.

[Anonymous No.17664093]

>>17663977
that's some spicy FUD

[Anonymous No.17664099]

>>17664068
based

[Credit Spread Officer No.17664101]

>>17664039
sell credit call spreads on vxx

[Anonymous No.17664102]

>BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.17664105]

>>17663426
You’re not a board, cripplechan is no more. Plebbit is your home now.

[Anonymous No.17664107]

>>17664068
Imagine being such a beta you start tripfagging

[Anonymous No.17664108]

>>17663508
Based comrade.

[Anonymous No.17664114]

we're going to close in the green arent we

[Anonymous No.17664116]

Wtf is dis real

[Anonymous No.17664117]

ahem *tink tink tink*
FUCK BOBO

[Anonymous No.17664120]

>>17663977
No, it would possibly be reverse-split but would be “accelerated “ like some ETNs, for example. This can and has happened to commodity and volatility ETNs.

[Anonymous No.17664123]

lel

[Anonymous No.17664124]

>>17663285
JUDTHAFLOOBRUH

[Anonymous No.17664125]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17664127]

>>17664070
BASED CREDIT SPREAD
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
WE DON'T MAKE MONEY BECAUSE OF ROBINHOOD BUT IT WILL BE COOL

[Anonymous No.17664132]

Retards

[Anonymous No.17664136]

IT JUST KEEPS ON DROPPING AND DROPPING

[Anonymous No.17664137]

>>17663286
/p/ here, ready to take the shot

[Anonymous No.17664139]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi