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/NYSE opening waiting room/

https://www.tradinghours.com/exchanges/nyse/trading-hours

>> No.17659118

Gas companies going to the moon. Check.

>> No.17659125
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GIBS

>> No.17659129

Do the pictures of crying stock brokers happen today or later in the week?

>> No.17659140

this is gonna be fun

>> No.17659178

>>17659106
so NYSE opens when the chainlink meetup in durham starts? kek

this timeline man

>> No.17659320

>>17659125
is that a black person?

>> No.17659347
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Some reading while you wait

>> No.17659360

>>17659106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_MdrpI5vQ official thread theme

>> No.17659400

so what are you guys doing while you wait?
im trying to control the shaking of my hands

>> No.17659418

Prepare for the "half hour happening!"

>> No.17659429
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>>17659106
crash se markets wis no survivers

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I have no idea what you guys are talking about; the opening's gonna be fine. A little drop, but nothing out of the ordinary.

>> No.17659497

>>17659441
> Futures contracts for all three main Wall Street indexes hit a 5% daily down limit overnight.
Shits going down yo.

>> No.17659528

>>17659497
I know, I was just fucking around because investing.com's display reset pre-market.

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>>17659106
Almost 30 minutes left

>> No.17659844

80% on the sidelines, but why am i so stupid to be in cash and not puts wtf

>> No.17659849

is it a safe bet to short S&P 500? I mean after trading starts i assume that he falls even lower

>> No.17659900
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>>17659106
How bad will it get?

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>> No.17659936

>>17659106
>most stocks are down by at least 10%
Get your pinkies ready.

>> No.17660136

>>17659849
Trading won't even start today. Markets will halt on open, brokers will be congested and the day will be over by 10 am with a 20% freefall.

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>> No.17660182

>>17659129
Crying today

Jumping off buildings in 2 weeks

>> No.17660228

Legit question. When is it a good time (if any) to invest back into oil?

>> No.17660262

>>17659129
it'll be refreshing to see some emotion, instead of the same worried-confused-shocked stock photo they've been reposting for a month now

>> No.17660292

>>17660228
Great dividend paying American blue chip companies are/will be at fire sale prices and you want to invest in this bullshit commodity? Top fucking kek. Look at the WTI chart over the years. You're never going to make it.

>> No.17660319

>>17660228
As soon as Saudi Arabia and Russia cut a deal it should go back up, but that could take months.

>> No.17660325

Poor person here. It's gonna be hilarious watching middle and upper middle class fags get knocked down to my level. Being poor isn't even that bad, no idea what they are so afraid of.
> Boo hoo I can't buy a new car
The organize, vote for socialists and take that shit

>> No.17660382

>>17660325
Uhh, faggot, you realize scales to poor people too right? You’re gonna to be considered literal dirt, kicked to the curb. Have fun being in a position that’s worse than poor

>> No.17660419

>>17660325
difference is that they're not dependent on their stock money. They still have their disposable income, stocks are just play money. People rarely cash out their stocks to go buy shit

>> No.17660424

>>17660228
Honestly, I plan on jumping in late Wednesday or early Thursday just to take advantage of the jump when Putin does inevitably cave, their market is being wrecked like anyone else's and they don't have shit as far as tools go to keep theirs going on bullshit. This is classic Putin trolling the world stage.

>> No.17660439

>>17660382
Nah I'm in the public sector. These people are like show dogs, they cant survive outside their safe environment. Best part is that they tend to vote so once the hunger sets in there will be a mob of new motivated voters demanding government services. We will get a new New Deal out of this.

>> No.17660447

>>17660325
This post is why you’re poor.

>> No.17660450

>>17660382
bernie is unironically going to get elected and help the poor.

Middle class and upper class cucks btfo

>> No.17660475

I’m suprised so many newfags underestimate the power of stimulus , 10% drops? LOL

>> No.17660483

>>17660419
What about their 401k and the jobs they work? The economy is held up by the stock market and credit markets. If those collapse they will be right alongside me.

>> No.17660502

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

>> No.17660520
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>>17660439
You won’t get SHIT out of this you actual retard

>> No.17660526

>>17660475
Law of diminishing returns. Stimulus has no where near the effects it once did. To move the needle at all the USD would be destroyed.

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>>17659106
ONE MINUTE BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tlB2PxAL-o

>> No.17660542

one minute left
here it comes

>> No.17660545

>>17660325
the absolute state of poor fags.. shit trickles down, most people own stocks as a part of their pension plan, when stocks goes lower there pension savings actually decrease in value. Poorfags that don't have that much in savings to begin with are gonna get hurt the most (in relative terms), if you pension savings fall from 500K to 300K, you are still doing okay. but if you only have 100K to begin with and you now have 60K, that is a significant difference.

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I have a bad feeling about today frens

>> No.17660558

ONE MINUTE

>> No.17660570

And we’re fallllllling

>> No.17660577

OH NONONONO

>> No.17660583

30 seconds.

>> No.17660634
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>> No.17660637

IT BEGINS

>> No.17660645
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>>17660533
HOLY FUCKKKK

>> No.17660708
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>>17660645
No chart available

>> No.17660721
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>market opens
>immediately is HALTED

Bros...

>> No.17660743
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TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17660740

>>17660708
Oh god no

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>>17660743
FATHER IN YOUR HANDS I COMMEND MY SPIRIT
FATHER IN YOUR HANDS

>> No.17660796

hey bros, I’m in manufacturing, what’re my chances of losing my job

>> No.17660797
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>>17660708
AHAHHA IT DROPPED 2K POINTS ON OPEN

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s&p is down 7%

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Guys I'm so... I'm so.. I'm so fucking glad I bought gold. I'm fucking BLOOMING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17660721
feds are quaking with their little nuts right now

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WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

>> No.17660973
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>>17660909
just look at this sexxy dip

>> No.17661049

>>17660973
More like dip-SHIT

>> No.17661066

>>17660928
REEEEEE WHY COULDN'T HE STOP THE CHINESE FROM EATING BATS AND THE SAUDIS TO STOP LOVING MONEY REEEEEE

>> No.17661111

WHO HERE BOUGHT THE DIP

COME OUT ALREADY

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>>17661066
because he said it's just a flu so problem solved.

>> No.17661144

DJI Chart's not moving, did they halt trading?

>> No.17661172

>>17661144
Yes they did

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>>17661144

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>>17661144
yea lol, feds on damage control. It dipped almost 2k points and they immediately stopped it lmao.

>> No.17661217

>>17660796
100%

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>>17661185
TRADING IS HALTED UNTIL 9:49

>> No.17661294

I dont understand. Should I buy stocks now or wait for them to fall more?
What should I buy?

I've never bought stocks and I have like 1000 usd to burn.

>> No.17661325

>>17661185
do you have literally every single photo of ashely?

>> No.17661330

it's moving again...

>> No.17661351
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>>17661325
YES, ALSO I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL, -2k HAS BEEN REACHED.

>> No.17661369

>>17661294
buy in like a week or so

>> No.17661427
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I DONT THINK YOU TRUST

>> No.17661483

>>17661294

Wait this isn't over

>> No.17661512

>>17661294
I’ve heard it’s best to buy when the DOW when it’s under 20,000 for your best outcome
t. dumbass who also has $1,000 to blow

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>>17661351
and like clockwork feds are pumping money into the economy, Injection right on timeee.

>> No.17661700

So if the market dumps too much they can just halt trading whenever they feel like? Why cant we do this shit with crypto

>> No.17661702

>>17661637
The more they inject, the more twisted the relapse.

>> No.17661738

>>17661700
because it's not centralized
you wish you had some government oversightnow eh smartass?

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>>17661637
It's too be expected, They are injecting and manipulating right now and trying to hold it above -1500.

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>>17661740
They are struggling though.

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>>17661787
oh they will try

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>>17661934
and try hard they will

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Where my uvxy bros at?
Do you lads think i should hold wat do

>> No.17662105

>>17661996
>Not paying for live market data
>Thinks he's going to make it.

>> No.17662110

>>17660533
>>17660797
>>17660909
>>17661141
>>17661185
>>17661637
>>17661740
>>17661787
>>17661934
>>17661970
ugly jew.
>not even with my dog's dick

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>>17662110
I think she's beautiful, might be a fetish though I picked up when I had a really hot jewish teacher with big milkers. who knows.

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>>17662160
I'd def make jewish babies with ashley

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>>17662228
I'd rawdog it and pull her hair and choke her, jewish girls like masochism.

>> No.17662539

>>17662332
whats wrong with her skin?

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>>17662539
nothing, she has freckles though. I'd def cum inside.

>> No.17662750

>>17662608
>18
wouldn't question it if it said 35. some women age like fucking milk in the sun

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>>17662608
shes not supermodel but def a fetish if you're into jewish girls, the tits make it for me. their tits are huuuge. she looks just like one of my economics teachers who was a pale skinned dark haired big tit jew.