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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:01:27 2020 No.17656575 My cousin used student loans to buy stocks. Is he fucked?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:01:30 2020 No.17656576 File: 176 KB, 683x700, 1558271683473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656566 SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:01:35 2020 No.17656578 File: 294 KB, 1920x1080, 1583724426887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCKING BIBLICAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:01:39 2020 No.17656579 Trump is unironicly finished

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:01:39 2020 No.17656580 pray for the germans

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:01:44 2020 No.17656581 >>17656575 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:02:02 2020 No.17656584 >>17656566 BLACK MONDAY 2 NWO BOOGALOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:02:14 2020 No.17656587 File: 21 KB, 240x320, 1564709040086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WELCOME MOONING STOCKS, TO THIS MARKET WHERE FORTUNES ARE MADE BUT WHY HAVE YOU COME AS A BULL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:02:19 2020 No.17656588 >>17656575 hope he bought puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:02:46 2020 No.17656592 F

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:02:47 2020 No.17656591 >>17656580 Norway is kill

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:03:05 2020 No.17656594 >>17656580 >pray for the germans Fuck 'em

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:03:29 2020 No.17656602 >>17656580 nah fuck Germans

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:03:45 2020 No.17656608 Are dividends a meme for anyone other than millionaires or youtubers that make their living off of the market? How much do you guys get, like 45 cents every 3 months?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:03:54 2020 No.17656610 File: 41 KB, 394x353, 1577199494573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >1bat

>>	Op Mon Mar 9 05:04:36 2020 No.17656620 >>17656608 pty

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:04:39 2020 No.17656621 File: 275 KB, 1080x1284, 20200309_020318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Limits are set to 300% profit. Is that too greedy or not greedy enough?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:04:44 2020 No.17656622 >>17656575 Yikes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:04:55 2020 No.17656625 File: 5 KB, 239x211, 1582814674944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656580 >tfw german >tfw cashed out two weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:05:10 2020 No.17656626 File: 57 KB, 1280x555, 1566997994579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656594 >>17656602

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:05:44 2020 No.17656635 File: 1.04 MB, 2501x3636, Egypt Babylon Greece.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656608 I make a couple thou yearly off dividends and don't focus on dividend stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:05:53 2020 No.17656638 >>17656575 Once bernie gets in student loans will be forgiven, I'm taking out $150k soon, it's free money.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:06:03 2020 No.17656643

>>17656566
Am i fucked?
>Work at store
>Job pays pretty good
>Work a lot though
>Store is making an average of -1000 a week
>CEO keeps on buying crazy amounts of stuff
>He ask me why the store is doing so bad
>I know it's because we are far to expensive
>Made 60 bucks since i opened the store today 4 hours ago
Will this crash fuck the store?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:06:08 2020 No.17656645
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Hello everyone. I am here as a recovering bear. I'd like to introduce myself to the weekly meeting group. I thought dips stayed down and that there was something wrong with the system.

I have reformed.

I am here like all of you to become a better trader and that means becoming a golden bull. I'll only market buy stocks now and disable the sell button.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:06:12 2020 No.17656648

>>17656518
Well, according to media sources this whole oil sham is the idea of Igor Sechin trying to finally crush shale oil competition and get their market share back. I'm also looking here at GUSH and DRIP holdings and I see a lot more companies aside from CHK that are going to get rekt.
I'm also looking at big guys like XOM or CVX who invested a lot into new wells development and who are not probably going to break even with the current prices. XOM right now has a negative FCF, and is trying to pay a dividend that is higher than its net profit (which is stupid). They have margin thin net margins, and are spending huge CAPEX into new fields saying that's their long term strategy. Darren Woods and his entire company strategy do not look sustainable in long term if Russia and Saudi Arabia go for a long market tag game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:06:12 2020 No.17656649 >>17656608 Google it dork go look at dividend paying stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:06:19 2020 No.17656652 File: 32 KB, 471x421, 1579085097447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is now a good time to buy MSFT and KO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:06:19 2020 No.17656653 THE DAY OF THE BEAR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:06:21 2020 No.17656654 File: 2.15 MB, 854x720, looking at you.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well bros today looks like it's going to be one for the history books I am glad that I am here with you anons Even the Jewish ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:06:59 2020 No.17656661 >>17656652 I'd wait for another week or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:07:20 2020 No.17656667 >>17656643 yeah, sounds like it's fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:08:09 2020 No.17656674 So after this half a day, do I buy or sell OIL?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:08:27 2020 No.17656678 i cant even sleep im so excited. wtf is going to happen? right now im hodling but tempted to just put market sell on all my poorfag holdings

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:09:20 2020 No.17656688

>>17656626
Hitler was the only time they were based, and even then Germanic autism was his undoing
>Destoryed Rome
>Weaken Iberia so hard Muslims almost were able to snatch the whole thing in a single war
>Shattered Christanity
>Created Communism
>Invited more refugees
>Germanic Autism in general
>Are literally backstabbing greeks as we speak

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:09:20 2020 No.17656689 File: 15 KB, 320x320, 1576617867549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It appears my Asia, Europe, UK indices are broken. This can't be right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:09:28 2020 No.17656690 File: 2.78 MB, 354x163, sdfg.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656654 thanks goyim

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:09:36 2020 No.17656692 >>17656652 Not while coronachan is dicking it and not while there's pending litigation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:09:58 2020 No.17656695 edging my dick til 9:30 who wants to join

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:10:04 2020 No.17656697 also hedging isn't a meme, thank goodness I didn't sell my SQQQ when it was down last week after the pump now my normal stuff is going to be down but SQQQ shooting up will make my losses that easier to swallow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:10:05 2020 No.17656698 >>17656678 >wtf is going to happen capitulation today or tomorrow where entire fucking earth drops by -30%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:10:40 2020 No.17656703 UK 10 year at 0.125% https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmbmkgb-10y?countrycode=bx

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:10:55 2020 No.17656704 >italian stock market down 2100 Pasta la vista.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:10:57 2020 No.17656705 >350% up on Deutsche Bank puts Wish I bought more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:11:22 2020 No.17656708 >>17656688 >Destoryed Rome Rome was built by Germanic peoples. >Shattered Christanity That's a bad thing? >Created Communism Jews did that. >Invited more refugees Jews did that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:11:32 2020 No.17656713 >>17656688 >destroyed Rome Maybe they shouldn't have kept fucking with German tribes then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:11:35 2020 No.17656715 File: 3.16 MB, 1414x1442, 9th circle of hell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656566 Happy Black Monday everyone!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:11:43 2020 No.17656717 >>17656652 After the big society reset where boomers and fat fucks die, drinking soda, a literal poison, will be seen as degenerate and frown upon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:12:26 2020 No.17656723 File: 339 KB, 2048x1192, ESqAJj0U0AAiQva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LITERAL WALL OF RED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:12:29 2020 No.17656724 Guys whats the best music fuck posts. Just post some kiler jams like poost ur obscure shit manghe I wann hear some awesome tunes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:12:38 2020 No.17656726 >>17656643 >>17656667 Also, the store is doing so bad that i am shitposting rightnow with the work computer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:12:52 2020 No.17656731 File: 34 KB, 500x539, 1583248190629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656661 >>17656692 >>17656717 Shiet I guess i'll keep playing with biomemes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:13:01 2020 No.17656732 Someone please explain to me why oil getting cheaper ruins the market? Exxon will have slimmer profit margins, oh no! But cheaper shipping for every other market

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:13:26 2020 No.17656737
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>>17656569
>>17656493
Legal challenge could be successful and drag things out and keep them in litigation limbo for ages.
Doesn’t mean Amazon will get it, but it’s not exactly bullish for Microsoft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:13:31 2020 No.17656738 >>17656726 based due fuck it, its hist shit man dont get atached FUCK EM see, it's a game and he lost, capital needs to go a worthy gladiator. Be that gladiator, fuck it

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:13:53 2020 No.17656744

>>17656678
The whole ordeal seemed like a big bull trap back when SSE index dropped a shit ton and SPY didn't follow like it was nothing. Then SPY finally decided it was time to drop from ATH (google market cap/gdp ratio it was way overvalued), then some idiots (algos) decided to buy the dip since Joe Biden won Super Tuesday or what he thought was Thursday.
The Saudis are not retarded to sell at a loss, they need oil at $40 at least for their budget to work normally, the price will come back to its median in mid-term. Meanwhile SPY will probably do what it did in September - December of 2018 and come back. Doesn't mean that you will not catch a falling knife if you buy right now though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:14:07 2020 No.17656750 File: 65 KB, 550x550, 1583517429394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 4 hours and 17 minutes until the fall, lord take me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:14:08 2020 No.17656752 File: 868 KB, 1280x720, vv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:14:38 2020 No.17656763 >>17656566 I was shorting all last week losing money, 5k to be exact. As soon as I withdraw funds everything fucking tanks. Fuck this gay earth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:14:48 2020 No.17656766 >INVESTING.COM DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE nice timing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:14:53 2020 No.17656769 >>17656726 Kek'd

>>	Op Mon Mar 9 05:14:56 2020 No.17656770 >>17656732 you mean no profit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:14:56 2020 No.17656771 >>17656708 >WE WUZ ROMANZ >>17656713 >WE WUZ STRONG Literal niggers; The oblivion of civilization, fuck G*rmans

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:15:08 2020 No.17656775 >>17656645 Based. I saw you post bullishly recently and almost called you out for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:15:20 2020 No.17656779 >>17656724 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ3FuwORkwA

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:15:27 2020 No.17656780

>>17656732
Because the banks loan people a bunch of money to do oil projects. And they always underestimate tail risk, aka prices oil are at now

so you see, lots of shit just breaks at low oil prices.

Dont imagine the economy makes sense, it literally doesn't. What you need to do. Is understand the errors in the market. LEverage them, and ignore the short term shit.

These short term plays are literal game where you have to reduce your IQ and ufkcing imagine being retarded to play. UIt's a fucking game of who can pretend to be retarded better at heart. short term.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:15:39 2020 No.17656784 it's not everyday we can trade a 1929 style depression. enjoy it and live it fully in the present

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:16:13 2020 No.17656794 >>17656731 Biomemes are a billion times more risky You're a lunatic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:16:18 2020 No.17656795 my bumhole is tingling like a mouthful of pop rocks i'm so excited

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:16:21 2020 No.17656797 File: 41 KB, 500x437, 1502285022365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656704 mamMa miaa

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:16:27 2020 No.17656800 File: 545 KB, 400x400, 1583686872275.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656708 >Rome was built by Germanic peoples.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:16:36 2020 No.17656803 >>17656775 man I got TZA SQQ grips I got a strategy fo reverything I'm still net long but the reasoning is better than you can imagine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:17:04 2020 No.17656806 imagine the face of r/investing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:17:28 2020 No.17656809 File: 60 KB, 882x960, tumblr_pjk0db2jOx1wuobtv_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656723 I was watching this on TDA's Trader TV stream. Kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:17:43 2020 No.17656815 >>17656750 trading is suspended.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:17:43 2020 No.17656816 Just bought more Royal Dutch Shell at €15.37 Let's hope they don't actually go bust over this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:17:46 2020 No.17656817 >>17656800 It's true. So were the Greek states. Neither population was indigenous to the area.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:17:47 2020 No.17656818 for how long are s&p futures stopped?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:17:56 2020 No.17656822 >>17656806 pretty comfy no stupid ass leverage no margin call and you can just fucking log out and go do other shit for 4 months

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:18:00 2020 No.17656824 >>17656638 This will become a more very likely option. Put $10,000 on Bernie now and you will retire in December.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:18:01 2020 No.17656826 >>17656708 The excuses this guy comes up with to defend a cultural wasteland that has contributed nothing to humanity in the past 100 years... Yeah bud, I’m sure they would’ve been real chads “if only” 100+ years of being a loser is hard to overlook

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:18:30 2020 No.17656833 >>17656784 We just had one in 2008

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:18:57 2020 No.17656840 >>17656723 HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:19:03 2020 No.17656842 but I did buy future call today kek, on ESH20. sorry bears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:19:14 2020 No.17656847 >>17656817 German we wuzzing lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:19:25 2020 No.17656848 File: 608 KB, 800x600, 1574960349828.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DAX and FTSE pumping lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:19:44 2020 No.17656852 File: 144 KB, 1890x1630, 1583121656296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656817 to the /pol you must go

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:19:56 2020 No.17656854 >This recovery What are the odds the dax ends up for the day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:19:58 2020 No.17656855 File: 244 KB, 640x604, sweating_pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it a good idea buying some SPX calls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:20:06 2020 No.17656856 >>17656848 it hasn't started yet I told u all it's green tomororw. The way I know is a literal FUCKING ANCIENT GOD TOLD ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:20:22 2020 No.17656858 >>17656848 Yeah that's what you guys said last time too kek

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:20:23 2020 No.17656859
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>>17656794
I'm probably going to exit two position today on 100% profit, the key is to play small sums so you don't freak the fuck out when you get a 15% drop.
What else is there to trade? I can't use options.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:20:43 2020 No.17656863 >>17656817 The barbarians WERE the Germans You people ruined the best period in human history just like you did in 1943

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:20:57 2020 No.17656865 >>17656852 /pol/ is right. It's the Jews. t. Jew

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:21:22 2020 No.17656872 >>17656704 Alfredo stain

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:21:22 2020 No.17656873 >>17656859 just do puts on the fucking market dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:21:43 2020 No.17656877 >>17656803 Is that short financials? I like it but the big guys were already so heavily sold off that JPM and bac were starting to look almost tempting if the yield curve wasn’t worsening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:21:45 2020 No.17656878 >that V recovery for DAX >lufthansa literally mooning lmao how is this even real?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:21:58 2020 No.17656887 >>17656848 i closed all my puts at open, time to get back in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:22:04 2020 No.17656888 >>17656873 I can't fucking use options nigga. I'm europoor on a europoor broker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:22:28 2020 No.17656893 >>17656863 >decadent oliveniggers >the best period in human history

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:22:30 2020 No.17656894 File: 893 KB, 1280x720, vlcsnap-2020-03-09-05h18m54s461.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will it drop below 20% /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:22:43 2020 No.17656896 >>17656878 >Oil crashing >airlines pumping I don't know anon...

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:22:47 2020 No.17656898
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>>17656717
Pop sales been dropping since the 70s and coke doesn’t do itself any favors by the way they actually run things on the ground. Coke is a losing bet on the long run, unironically coming from someone who worked for coke, Pepsi is a better buy, they’re bigger than coke ever thought it could get, junk food sales go up in hard times and Pepsi has its soft drink division it has its potato chip division (frito lay) and it’s food division, they have also made better bets as a whole into having winning products from the Starbucks drinks to Lipton drinks they got the number one selling pop (mountain dew) and people love that shit.

Although people will change their opinion on pop and consider it as you say an actual poison, if the American beverage association is smart enough to avoid regulatory oversight of their products you can invest in the stock of any KO or Pepsi and hope to make good money, if pop sales become regulated, then KO is a losing bet as opposed to Pepsi which is more diversified as a company.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:22:50 2020 No.17656900 Oh wise foreseers of the future, when will the market reach its lowest point? Are we at that stage already, or are their more losses to be had still? I want to buy the dippiest dip possibe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:22:55 2020 No.17656901 DUDE THE "CIRCUIT BREAKER" BROKE, THEY HALTED FUTURES TRADING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:23:30 2020 No.17656909 >>17656887 If DAX resistance at 11000 holds then probably

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:23:31 2020 No.17656911 >>17656817 >Conflating General Indo-Aryan migration with Germanics WEEEEEEE

>>	Anon3 Mon Mar 9 05:23:40 2020 No.17656913 So what are you buying once the discounts really start? Also which assets are good to be in during this deleveraging??

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:23:42 2020 No.17656914 File: 112 KB, 817x840, 1583226889294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656815 wha?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:23:47 2020 No.17656916 >>17656901 running again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:23:55 2020 No.17656917 >>17656877 TZa is a 3x bear small cap

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:24:21 2020 No.17656926
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>>17656878
Algorithmic trading. It's algo vs. algo at this point. Can you imagine that? Computers talking to one another with minimal human input and churning out some ridiculous trends that make no fundamental sense. The system is unironically rigged against you. We are living in clown world.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:24:22 2020 No.17656927

>>17656826
>>17656847
>>17656852
>>17656863
>>17656911
Does German superiority offend you somehow?
>British royalty/nobility - German
>French royalty/nobility - German
>Russian royalty/nobility - German
It is just the way of the world. Germanic (Aryan) peoples built civilization as we know it, and the German spirit freed us from the shackled of the Judeo-Mediterranean shackles of Catholicism. The world is also currently firm in the hands of the SS.

>>	Op Mon Mar 9 05:24:29 2020 No.17656931 >>17656894 i hope so but probably not

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:24:44 2020 No.17656934 >>17656816 Aren't they just going to tank due to lowered oil prices?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:24:45 2020 No.17656936 >>17656833 2008 wasn't a 1929 depression because we were bailed out. banks "too big to fail" will fail this time. it's a society big reset.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:24:50 2020 No.17656937 >>17656865 Oh god the self hating jew trope You’ve been Stockholmed by pol and I’m loving it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:25:17 2020 No.17656942 >>17656913 Disney so I can make EU canon again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:25:18 2020 No.17656944 >>17656878 this is the part where the smooth brains buy the "Cheapies" like they were conditioned to the pink wojaks come later

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:25:30 2020 No.17656949

so what happens. since I know the future

We hit about 4% futures before open

at around 30 minutes after open we rally 600 on the dow

At noon we are 300 positive on the dow

we close about 600 positive

This is not from reasoning
this is not from any of that hsit

this is literally because this whole world and existence is a simulation game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:25:30 2020 No.17656950 This doesn't make sense, who is pumping EU? >inb4 "the call that saved Europe"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:26:07 2020 No.17656955 File: 135 KB, 1024x749, 1581645020512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656894 God damn it. Yeah. Probably. It's going to become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Screen cap this post.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:26:12 2020 No.17656957

der joos did it suggests the Germans were retards that were somehow simultaneously easily manipulated and controlled by a group of people that they have also always hated

How can you say "they tricked us like they always do" at what point is it your fault?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:26:13 2020 No.17656958 >>17656950 Turks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:26:14 2020 No.17656959 >>17656817 you drank to much kool aid boy

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:26:41 2020 No.17656970 >>17656949 oh yeah for anyone wondering why it rallies like big reasons its literally a favor from a god to me. So when you see it green tomorrow. Just remember. It's all a fucking joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:26:41 2020 No.17656971 >>17656927 >Being this proud you spearheaded the Enlightenment Germans just can't stop destroying things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:26:42 2020 No.17656972 >>17656688 >destroyed rome Rome destroyed itself, Germanic tribes just rocked up while they were killing eachother and finished the job

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:27:11 2020 No.17656978 >>17656942 yes but how can i get Jaina Solo clone waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:27:15 2020 No.17656980 >>17656962 Boomers are shitting blood

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:28:14 2020 No.17656999 >>17656957 >Ah, gold is a valuable comondity; I must now submit to my servile instincts, I totally did not have any plans for world relevance or anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:28:34 2020 No.17657003 SharePol is going all out tonight >>17656927 Here’s your (you) bro Don’t spend it all in one place!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:28:52 2020 No.17657009 fuck what do i do with my IRA account, should i convet it to cash asap

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:29:10 2020 No.17657012 Fairly new to /biz/ - are you guys mostly traders? If so, what sort of percentage returns would you typically expect across the year? For comparison, with my passive investing strategy I tend to get 7% annually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:29:10 2020 No.17657013 >>17656887 sold all my estx50 and dax puts on open too. probably buying back in later today

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:29:11 2020 No.17657014

>>17656927
Also, we only went to the moon because of literal fucking Nazis. Enjoy your inferiority jew/mutt scum.

>>17656971
>the absolute destruction of the Judeo-Christian stranglehold on Europe
>bad
You would still be shoveling horse shit if it weren't for Germany. Now you can literally fly through the air like an eagle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:29:24 2020 No.17657018 File: 40 KB, 720x454, whatiscoming.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >our future in the next few years. Can't wait to fuck your wife/mom for a can of soup.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:29:26 2020 No.17657020
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>>17656949
Watching this entire thing happen from the moment the coronavirus popped up in china a few months ago to the market cratering we are seeing was the final red pill. Everything is an illusion. No one has any control. The emperor doesn't wear any clothes. It's all a house of cards. Nothing matters. I'm not even trying to be edgy about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:29:30 2020 No.17657022 File: 58 KB, 234x327, 1473916256256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656566

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:29:40 2020 No.17657025 >>17657009 yes.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 05:29:47 2020 No.17657026 File: 299 KB, 626x519, 1580207185699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656894 The stock market is big gay. I wanted to see those circuit breakers get smashed. Why do I see a recovery?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:29:52 2020 No.17657027 >>17656999 you do know it has more to do with the canaanite pantheon than nazis or antisemitism. have you read the old testament. Do you understand what going from a pantheon to monotheistic religion did?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:30:15 2020 No.17657035 File: 94 KB, 1080x841, E0DFF5B4-FCD5-4AC9-94B3-E36B4C1D4B4D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657014 >Now you can literally fly through the air like an eagle. >Germans

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:30:26 2020 No.17657037 >>17656927 As an American I fundamentally hate and oppose monarchy in any form and utterly reject it (except burger king)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:30:33 2020 No.17657039 File: 611 KB, 2397x1000, ..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >overslept and missed the morning dip Fuck, most on my list has climbed 6-8% already

>>	Op Mon Mar 9 05:30:33 2020 No.17657040 >>17657012 sso 11

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:31:00 2020 No.17657045 File: 178 KB, 1500x1009, JOE ROgAN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657020 damn you must be a genius to figure it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:31:11 2020 No.17657046 just woke up after barely sleeping a little did the orange buffon did something already?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:31:35 2020 No.17657049
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>>17656900
>Are we at that stage already, or are their more losses to be had still?

Wait until we see what "the cavalry" does.
If the Fed rides to the rescue we could see -7% be the bottom, then some green and crabbing for the rest of the week.
Things are weird right now because political decisions and human emotions are currently bigger drivers than market fundamentals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:31:42 2020 No.17657051 Did the halt futures again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:31:56 2020 No.17657055 >>17656900 My uneducated guess is today could be the worst single day, but that it will keep going down for another month at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:32:00 2020 No.17657057 guys if there's a market sell-off, who's buying

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:32:11 2020 No.17657061 >>17656934 Probably, but long term they will definitely sit at 20-24. They also pay a good dividend and have done so for 70+ years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:32:14 2020 No.17657062 >>17657051 been halted for hours now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:32:24 2020 No.17657064 >>17657037 It's kind of ironic though. Kings and nobles never even dreamed of having the power that the US government has. No one is more hopelessly enslaved than the man who believes he is free when he is not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:32:33 2020 No.17657067 File: 1.18 MB, 1200x1678, 1febfefee691f667fd77dce14a1c7474f8e8a4eb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just started doing Leetcode grinding in the hopes of getting a job. I guess that idea is shot now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:32:34 2020 No.17657066 >>17657046 no, orange man bad the same as last week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:32:39 2020 No.17657069 >>17656962 how do you get the cnbc stream in vlc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:32:55 2020 No.17657073 >>17657018 Shit, I'd let you do both of them for nothing.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:33:09 2020 No.17657075
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>was hyped for the end of the world when shit crashed the end of last month
>nothing happened
>world kept turning
>it's crashing again
>can't get hyped because I know nothing will change

This time is the same, isn't it? Why won't the world end already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:33:14 2020 No.17657076 >>17656962 Is this what they mean by blood on the streets?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:33:16 2020 No.17657078 >>17656937 I'm not self-hating by any stretch of the imagination.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:33:20 2020 No.17657080

>>17656936
Yaknow, reserve banks could just give people money, gov'ts could ration essentials and automate manufacturing outside of China. This is a real nothingburger. So much automation in the 21st century, the idea that technological advances will create jobs to fill redundancies is a boomer meme that's finally going bust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:33:41 2020 No.17657082 >>17657020 this. My mom works in a factory from 7-4 every day, meanwhile I'm making more money by buying stocks on my phone while taking a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:33:58 2020 No.17657088 >>17657012 i guess somewhere around -20 -30% or more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:34:16 2020 No.17657091 >>17656898 >legislation in America that protects the citizen >my countrymen eating or drinking healthy Everything you said was well reasoned, logical, and sound except for the part where you supposed either of those things might happen in America

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:34:19 2020 No.17657092 >>17657076 Yes, try not to catch any falling knives

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:34:26 2020 No.17657094 >>17657035 >trad All the traditions that you so mindlessly cherish come from the Bavarian area of Germany though, silly zoom zoom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:35:14 2020 No.17657101 File: 68 KB, 800x450, Jan-FED-Preview[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657026 Because you know that somebody is gonna come to the rescue as always.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:35:21 2020 No.17657102 >>17657088 Only if we triggered the 7% levers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:35:30 2020 No.17657104 >>17657069 streaming it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:35:38 2020 No.17657108 >broker under maintenance holy shit back to masturbating and hoping for it to work again before market open, fucking jews

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:36:13 2020 No.17657120 >>17656926 Its more like signaling than talking Like when an excited bee waggles and the other bees start waggling too

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:36:15 2020 No.17657121
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>>17657045
I knew it ever since I was a kid, but the naive optimist in me coped and tried to hang on to the slightest glimmer of hope. These happenings are just reminders to not fall back asleep, so to speak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:36:21 2020 No.17657123 File: 4 KB, 218x169, 1243985427634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We told you /smg/. Guess who's having the last laugh today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:36:24 2020 No.17657125 >>17657108 which?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:36:49 2020 No.17657132 >>17657104 from where

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:37:04 2020 No.17657133 File: 11 KB, 300x168, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657026 Because it's the fish making these waves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:37:17 2020 No.17657139 >>17657082 I know this feel lad. We've found a glitch and abused it. Pretty based. Take care of those around you.

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 05:37:20 2020 No.17657140
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>>17657067
>Megu
<3 <3 <3

>I just started doing Leetcode grinding in the hopes of getting a job.
Amazon still has a fuck load of openings.
Interviewing is weird as shit tho from what I've heard. We won't fly you over; you do the final round over a video chat or some shit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:37:29 2020 No.17657144 >>17657123 wait til central banks dump their gold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:38:05 2020 No.17657150 >>17657121 It doesn't change anything when you realize the truth. You know the reason right? It has to do with balance. It's better kept a secret why, but it's not evi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:38:10 2020 No.17657152 File: 261 KB, 1282x825, cnbc stream.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657132 I'm using this link at the moment: https://1674331492.rsc.cdn77.org/25qlCW20SuslkGPqV3T94g==,1583753787/LS-ATL-54548-14/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:38:10 2020 No.17657153 >entire global economy about to crater >/pol/ spergs can't stop chimping out over germany

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:38:39 2020 No.17657160 >>17657144 I'm waiting nigga

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:38:51 2020 No.17657167

>>17657140
Isn't all that going to be axed in the recession?

And I don't know if I'm good enough for Amazon, I'm in Canada and heard it is pretty competitive here.

I'm honestly just trying to break out of the NEET bubble so I can afford to actually buy stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:39:01 2020 No.17657169 Tell me why i shouldnt buy some inverse etfs on s&p right, its pretty much guaranteed to dump on open isnt it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:39:09 2020 No.17657173 What the fuck is going on, I'm scared. I've never seen the market drop this much. How does society fix this problem? Is the stock market dead now or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:39:41 2020 No.17657185 File: 9 KB, 225x225, images[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657123 >He lacks critical information.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:39:50 2020 No.17657187 File: 53 KB, 830x467, stock-market-quotes05-830x467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657120 Based and technical pilled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:39:54 2020 No.17657189 File: 580 KB, 582x614, Screen Shot 2020-03-08 at 9.05.52 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657173 >How does society fix this problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:39:56 2020 No.17657190 >>17656937 >self hating He's gloating you dumb fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:40:05 2020 No.17657193 >>17657153 >>/pol/ spergs can't stop chimping out over germany Fuck Germany

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:40:13 2020 No.17657195 File: 177 KB, 1200x750, C94I1eqXgAAW-8j.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657173 It's all over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:40:15 2020 No.17657196 >>17657144 hmmm, interesting. I did not think of that. was it this that cause gold to drop during 2008? or was it margin calls and whatnot. cos I'd be led to believe that gold was a safehaven during crises and uncertainty?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:40:24 2020 No.17657201 >>17657189 The French Revolution was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:40:38 2020 No.17657208 File: 61 KB, 634x435, 4E405F0800000578-5954757-Despite_his_lifetime_sentence_in_maximum_security_prison_Kaczyns-m-22_1531607956495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657173 >How does society fix this problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:40:52 2020 No.17657214 >>17657150 Please elaborate anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:41:20 2020 No.17657216 >futures trading still suspended wtf is happening!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:41:20 2020 No.17657217 >>17657201 Just one?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:41:25 2020 No.17657219

>>17657091
You’re assuming central power legislation, that won’t happen, maybe, fda can one day do it, but it won’t happen, except in California, but you’re dismissing the power of the people on what they eat. Look at soda taxes world around, look at West Virginia soda tax look at the Philadelphia soda tax, cities will see pop sales as a source of revenue and will tax it just because they can and they will do it under the clothing of health, pop sales are one of the legs of the three legged stool grocery stores make their money on, such taxes and regulations will have a bigger impact than people understand, but such taxes will come online on most communities in the USA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:41:32 2020 No.17657220 >>17657012 Pimco pays you 10% to be part of their ponzi scheme so the sentiment here is you need to beat 10% a year to not be a boomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:41:42 2020 No.17657223 >>17657214 Imagine if everything is borne out of extreme sacrifice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:41:45 2020 No.17657224 >>17657173 kek this is just a correction m8. 20%. if we start getting into the 50% plus territory then start panicking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:41:50 2020 No.17657225 algos keeping it steady right now once their masters turn them off and dump fucking everything, it all COLLAPSES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:41:58 2020 No.17657227 >>17657217 You know which one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:42:38 2020 No.17657233 >>17657201 This. Enlightenment led us to the darkest reality possible.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:42:41 2020 No.17657234

>2021
>Arrive into the former city of New York
>Airlines started paying for flights as oil prices became negative
>Generously pay the taxi driver a 2€ coin, his weekly wage
>Toilet paper replaced by V, MA and other worthless shitcoin stocks
>Hip young people show how they doubled their money by investing in dumb stuff like DIA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:43:10 2020 No.17657242 >>17657173 It's called a bear market anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:43:27 2020 No.17657244 File: 252 KB, 618x412, escapefromseattle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656566 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. https://youtu.be/GZ5DORLwJY0?t=27

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:43:37 2020 No.17657245 >>17657061 Fair point. Might get some while it's on sale, then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:43:43 2020 No.17657246 >>17657233 >trolling this hard soon you won't know reality from fiction

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:43:45 2020 No.17657247 >>17657075 nigger have you LOOKED at the numbers? This makes last month look like baby shit

>>	TheBureaucrat !1maGIcmEmE Mon Mar 9 05:44:07 2020 No.17657249 File: 1.23 MB, 1280x720, 1583746437690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17656575 He's gloriously fucked. :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:44:24 2020 No.17657254 >>17657201 >>17657233 Trads are such brainlets. The French Revolution was the best thing that ever happened to Europe. You will learn one day zoom zooms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:45:26 2020 No.17657263 >>17657254 Not even a zoomer

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 05:45:32 2020 No.17657264

>>17657167
>Isn't all that going to be axed in the recession?
What recession? You mean the one that was supposed to happen when the yield curve was fucking inverted about a year ago? Because last I checked the yields are currently just low as shit, not even inverted.
Pretty sure our sales are going through the fucking roof with all those n95 masks people are buying through us.

>And I don't know if I'm good enough for Amazon, I'm in Canada and heard it is pretty competitive here.
My department just hired 2 canadians. When interviewing, we're not allowed to take visa status into consideration. It took 6 full months from job offer to start date for a couple people due to the hassle they experienced with their visa.

>I'm honestly just trying to break out of the NEET bubble so I can afford to actually buy stocks.
Every other company probably has openings too.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:45:40 2020 No.17657266

>>17657064
All men have a master, most have countless masters. Society be what it do. I just want cold beer, warm pussy, and a place to take a shit that has a door on it.

>>17657049
>>17657080
These but also:
All that has to happen is mbs and putin call the thing off. I think it’s unlikely because they want to ruin the us, but maybe the us has some strings left to pull?

>>17657091
Kek
>>17657249
This guy is always such a smug sarcastic cunt. Is he at it again tonight? Sometimes it can be enjoyable.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:45:44 2020 No.17657268

>>17657020
There's a real underlying system of interconnected forces working towards a goal of enlightened self interest which Adam Smith called the invisible hand
Then there's the government sanctioned roulette table called the stock market

One has almost nothing to do with the other

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:45:59 2020 No.17657270 File: 59 KB, 655x655, 665757568834555646455644422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ftse creeping back up OH YEAH HOLLA HOLA, AGET GAINS YEh holla.holla nigga Wana BREZZE at me holla holla get jiggy make dolla dolla

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:45:59 2020 No.17657271 Official Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:46:48 2020 No.17657276 >dow implied open -1300

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:46:50 2020 No.17657277 >>17657264 Well shit, guess I won't give up. Going to keep grinding for another month or two and then send applications out. I want to do something with this degree and put my 3 year gap of NEETdom and depression behind me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:46:56 2020 No.17657279 >>17657249 I PUSH MY FINGERS IN INTO MY EEEEEEYYYYYYSS Soundtrack for today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 05:47:11 2020 No.17657280 >>17657075 is that pic shooped from little witch academia? What a fantastic pic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:47:33 2020 No.17657284 >>17657263 You sound like one. A poorly read one at that. >>17657266 >I just want cold beer, warm pussy, and a place to take a shit that has a door on it. wise words

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:47:59 2020 No.17657286 >>17657276 >>dow implied open -1300 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED BULLS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:48:03 2020 No.17657287 is this today's theme song ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:48:04 2020 No.17657288 >>17657140 I was looking very recently. Lots of openings, but suddenly stopped getting responses back about 2 weeks ago. Finance teams have put the breaks on everything for a few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:48:09 2020 No.17657289 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq1Ln1UCoEU good watch while we wait for the bloodbath

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:48:23 2020 No.17657291 >>17657284 Literally just finished reading the Oxford history on the French Revolution

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:48:23 2020 No.17657292 Oil coming back up? INFINITE GOLDEN BULL RUN? But seriously is it going to dump more when burgers wake up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:48:35 2020 No.17657296 >>17657280 ha ha, save it my friend. its all yours

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:48:53 2020 No.17657301 Official song https://youtu.be/VDsaNnQnd7U

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:49:28 2020 No.17657307 >>17657292 >is it going to dump more when burgers wake up? >dow implied open -1300 YUH!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:49:45 2020 No.17657314 >>17657292 Expect Death Circuit breakers had already been broken pre-market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:49:46 2020 No.17657313 >>17657287 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:49:46 2020 No.17657315 I'm the worst kind of bear. Losing money in a bear market because of stupidity.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:49:46 2020 No.17657316

>>17657246
>>17657254
Not trolling and not a zoomer. We've traded kings and emperors that we could ultimately hold culpable for their actions with an ideology that convinces people that simply by voting things will change. Democracy is the best system for stagnation and inefficiency. Every election we tell ourselves it will be different, but it never is. It's a trap that convinces you you're free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:50:14 2020 No.17657318 Fed is 100% cutting today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:50:29 2020 No.17657323 >>17657291 So why do you say it's bad? All the arguments I've heard against it are from people who were idealistic before it happened, and didn't have the stomach to see it carried out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:50:29 2020 No.17657324 >>17657288 Fug

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:50:44 2020 No.17657328 >>17657316 jesus christ youre ignorant as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:51:08 2020 No.17657333 >>17657173 Zoom out the chart you'll feel better

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:51:23 2020 No.17657335 >>17657315 Im just happy I am all in non-USD cash Earning money doing fuck all

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:51:49 2020 No.17657338 >>17657316 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:52:07 2020 No.17657341 File: 12 KB, 216x162, 7xDCCtzdJdon8AaAwVjjvJHNjBS8kFFuC5KGAEoAawU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we make any money if we do not have put in play already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:52:08 2020 No.17657342 File: 15 KB, 400x400, 788389999377383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lads it's going to BOOM once the virus is over. Buy cheapies over the next few weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:52:47 2020 No.17657344 My boomer dad just called me in the middle of the night panicking. I didn't know what to tell him so I said to withdraw some cash from the bank and buy some more ammo, and make sure he has a spare well pump.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:52:54 2020 No.17657349

>>17657316
Democracy is just a system like any other. It can be corrupt or virtuous. So is Monarchy and Aristocracy. Monarchy can turn in tyranny, and Aristocracy into oligarchy. It is ultimately up to the men of the time to reform their system in order to match the problems they face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:52:56 2020 No.17657350 >>17657246 >>17657328 Not an argument.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:53:07 2020 No.17657353 >>17657342 >Lads it's going to BOOM once the virus is over. Buy cheapies over the next few weeks Said the crying Bull as he saw the market crash

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:53:12 2020 No.17657354

>>17657323
Just compare France to Great Britain that didn't have a revolution, they didn't have absolute madmen like Robespierre take over and try to dechristianize their country. Also the fact that Napoleon turned back a lot of their crazy policies should tell you something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:53:15 2020 No.17657355 >>17657341 Id say its too late. This might be the beginning of a crash and it will drop another 40% though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:53:31 2020 No.17657358 >>17657342 idk fren not nearly as many recovered outside of china

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:53:39 2020 No.17657360 >>17657328 Keep telling yourself that your vote provides you agency or power, or that you get a decision in this process. There's a reason the Greeks called it democracy and not prosopacy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:53:42 2020 No.17657361 File: 129 KB, 452x680, 1549158951543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ignorant retard here, I have 30K wasting away on a bank account. How exactly can I profit from this crash? I'm assuming I still have a lot of time to buy "low"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:53:43 2020 No.17657362 >>17657342 >Buy cheapies over the next few weeks unironically this, though maybe wait until after the opening massacre today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:53:44 2020 No.17657363 >>17657219 I hadn't thought of soda taxes though has that hurt soda consumption?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:54:11 2020 No.17657365 File: 249 KB, 600x765, 1504203537895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've waited for the crisis of such scale for over 12 years. I'm glad that this is happening during our lifetime Anons. I hope all of you managed to sell on time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:54:14 2020 No.17657366 >>17657323 Also lmao at someone who is pro french revolution calling ANYONE idealistic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:54:28 2020 No.17657371 >>17657350 when someone says >traded kings and emperors that we could ultimately hold culpable for their actions it is an argument to say they're ignorant as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:54:41 2020 No.17657373 >>17656654 we're all in this together i sense the coming of days that'll show what we're made of this is generation defining stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:54:45 2020 No.17657374 Xi, Putin, MBS are LOVING this Doesn’t Norway make most of their money from oil?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:54:52 2020 No.17657375 >>17657358 The problem is Oil. Everything else is secondary. Saudi dumping nuked the global market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:55:20 2020 No.17657379 >>17657349 Democracy has inherent traits, and all of them are negative in the long run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:55:59 2020 No.17657386 >>17657361 transfer it to a brokerage, tda, schwab, etc and then buy index ETFs like QQQ. Then you wait. Look up basic solid investing and focus on index/passive investing, not trading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:56:08 2020 No.17657388 >>17657249 This is kino made manifest

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:56:18 2020 No.17657393 >>17657361 Nobody fucking knows. Market inertia is bullshit, but then again, everybody is acting irrational right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:56:30 2020 No.17657395 >>17657375 True, especially considering how reliant the dollar is on the oil market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:56:33 2020 No.17657397 >>17657375 I never fully understood why the US is so afraid of ever criticizing the saudis.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:56:53 2020 No.17657400

>>17657354
Britain benefited greatly from its geographic location, and Napoleon would not have been able to conquer Europe without mass conscription, which was only possible after the Revolution. It may have been excessive, but it did lead to the liberation of Europe. With that being said I'm an authoritarian.

>>17657366
Never said I'm not idealistic.

>>17657379
Every system has negative inherent traits in the long run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:56:59 2020 No.17657402 File: 254 KB, 785x1000, b6xa2ujdr2d31.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PAY A DOLLAR PER GALLON OF GAS PRICE NEEDS TO KEEP GOING UP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:57:11 2020 No.17657410 >>17656566 We're at happening-con 3, not 2. 2 weeks ago was 4.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 05:57:39 2020 No.17657414 File: 342 KB, 393x700, 1583529362345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657365 >Adderall Yeee

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:57:44 2020 No.17657415 Who /BP/ here? This stock is probably my shittiest purchase of the last year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:57:47 2020 No.17657417 so is gold going to spike?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:57:55 2020 No.17657419

>>17657371
There has long been a social contract that when rulers fucked up too badly they got their heads cut off. And the people in power had other incentives to not fuck up as well, as their people were their wealth. There's a reason that no matter how bad a president fucks up, you're not going to have a major armed revolt to drastically change the system.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:58:16 2020 No.17657422 >>17657415 /RDS/ fag here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:58:17 2020 No.17657423 >>17657400 >Every system has negative inherent traits in the long run. Hello Guenon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:58:22 2020 No.17657424 >>17657365 Yeah I can't wait to enter another marginally deeper layer of this living hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:58:28 2020 No.17657426 >>17657361 People say gold, but I think pharma stocks like GILD or funera companies like Sci are where the gains will be at.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:58:32 2020 No.17657429 Whats your play before open? Do nothing? shorts?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:58:46 2020 No.17657432

>>17657361
Invest like 5k today if you're American. Today is peak panic, Japanese markets have closed at -5%, European markets will close at -6/7%, and American markets will close at -10% today. Just look for some deals that look good for the long term. Keep the other 25k for when the market goes down lower.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:59:26 2020 No.17657437 File: 53 KB, 735x727, 1550465487039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657429

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:59:34 2020 No.17657438 File: 39 KB, 1345x398, goodbyeee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm fucked farewell bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:59:57 2020 No.17657441 >>17657415 Sold that shit at a loss some weeks ago. Fuck that noise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:00:21 2020 No.17657445 >>17657254 Shut the fuck up German

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:00:29 2020 No.17657448 >>17657438 bruh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:00:32 2020 No.17657449 WHY. ARE. THE. FUCKING. FUTURES. STILL. HALTED?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:00:43 2020 No.17657451 >>17657429 I'm going to buy gold stocks with the Robinhood app via my Android smartphone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:00:54 2020 No.17657453 >>17657438 get fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:01:32 2020 No.17657460 >>17657344 That wasn't nice of you How much has his portfolio dropped?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:01:40 2020 No.17657462 >>17657453 rude

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:01:53 2020 No.17657463 Crab time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:02:00 2020 No.17657465 >>17657438 Mama mia

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:02:06 2020 No.17657467 >>17657438 Ah that’s better I needed this anon. At least I’m not the biggest loser here. I’ll see you in Valhalla

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:02:24 2020 No.17657473 File: 33 KB, 268x249, 1473516566183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] QUIIIIICK SOMEONE TEACH A BRITBONG HOW TO SHORT BEFORE THE AMERICANS OPEN SHOP

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:02:38 2020 No.17657479

>>17657397
>>17657395

The current administration made it worse by openly declaring their ambitions to be the World Biggest Oil Exporter
(Which means more dumping). That and the OPEC deal to cut production fell through (Due to fucking Arabs).

But Shale Fracking has been unprofitable for a longgggggggg-ass time, this is the final nail in the coffin.
Coupled that with the fact that every country's oil storage are full and it is physically impossible to buy more, causing massive waves of oil tankers to be parked off the Indian coast and Singapore with nowhere else to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:02:58 2020 No.17657483 >>17657438 >Banco BPM Why why for the love of fucking god I have an account on that bank and it's complete shit why would you do that

>>	Op Mon Mar 9 06:03:00 2020 No.17657485 >>17657449 cause bad stuff happened

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:03:01 2020 No.17657486 >>17657438 investing in gun manufacturers rn so you can buy one to kys after that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:03:05 2020 No.17657488 >>17657363 They do, people may be sugar addicts, but they will choose other drugs if it becomes that expensive

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 06:03:14 2020 No.17657491

>>17657410
I'm going to back this anon up.
>only at 30k Corona cases outside of China
>China's numbers only really start getting tracked around 651 in the /cvg/ charts
>France, Germany, and Iran only hit the 650 mark within the past couple days
>Following China's progression path, we should hit 100k cases outside China in around 2 weeks, which should be a peak happening
>Thus, wind down for new cases / deceleration is at least 2 weeks out, probably more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:03:28 2020 No.17657495 >>17657438 >Eni That's a big turd mamma mia. But hey, if it has a big dividend means it's good right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:03:40 2020 No.17657496 >>17657473 VIXX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:03:40 2020 No.17657498 >>17656888 Use a spread betting firm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:04:01 2020 No.17657501 >>17657473 Don’t short today’s bottom. Buy the biggest initial losers, I’m talking first 3 mins after us markets open. Sell at a quick profit then short the increase.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:04:25 2020 No.17657505 >>17657438 it could've been worse though

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:04:36 2020 No.17657507

When everyone is heading for the exits, it's your time to move in. I've been waiting for this moment ever since the 2008 crash. Ever since then, I've regretted every single day that I failed to buy in during the crash. I would be a rich man today had I done so.

This is not a mistake I am making again. Right now, the stock market is the most beautiful of ladies.... yet no one can see her beauty. Tomorrow, I am going BALLS DEEP into this most beautiful of ladies. I took out a HELOC last week, and I am putting my house and life savings into the hardest hit stocks at market open tomorrow. 100% of all my major assets will be entering the market tomorrow at the same time everyone else is exiting. In ten years, THIS TIME, I will be rich.

RUN RABBITS, RUN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:04:47 2020 No.17657510 File: 89 KB, 701x467, Southwestern-Energy-Company-701x467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This baby gonna make me rich today! Thank you Billy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:05:05 2020 No.17657514 >>17656818 BASED RETARD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:05:11 2020 No.17657516 >>17657495 >ENI >big turd ma vai a votare PD >>17657483 was supposed to bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:05:22 2020 No.17657518 >>17656888 Open an IBaccount and/or trade futures. Options are retarded, futures have much better liquidity

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:05:33 2020 No.17657522 >>17657426 Why would pharma stocks go up? All of their production is essentially non existent. You actually thought those pills and surgical supplies were produced in the US?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:05:55 2020 No.17657528 >>17657328 Not an argument

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:05:59 2020 No.17657529 >>17657507 RIP What you could have got in 08 you could’ve got again 10. What is low today will not recover for another couple years you eedyat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:06:27 2020 No.17657533 >>17657507 You're optimistic if you think that today is the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:06:35 2020 No.17657535 >>17657507 Will you be live streaming your suicide? Honest question

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:06:36 2020 No.17657536 Guys how do I buy stock in DOW?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:07:05 2020 No.17657541 Fuckkng joe Kernan taking every opportunity to shit on millennials and how easy they have it... because his generation was so hard working...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:07:06 2020 No.17657543 >>17657507 Yeah, then some old lady dies of Chinese flu in NY/Miami/other burger shithole. And you're left holding bags for 3-6 years. Good luck with that.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:07:21 2020 No.17657545

>>17657365
im a day trader (thank god) so im unaffected by the crash but im mostly worried about the ramifications on society as a whole right now. like how much is daily life in the US going to change? if not really at all, then i don't really give a shit about big numbers becoming slightly less big numbers tbhwy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:07:28 2020 No.17657546 >>17656894 LETS FUCKING GOOO CUNTS. THIS OUR TIME TO FINALLY FUCKKKKK THE FUCKING BOOMMMMERRRRRSSSS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:07:40 2020 No.17657547 >oh anon you musn't hold inverse ETFs over the weekend >UVXY up 40% AHHHHHHHHHH oh well

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:07:53 2020 No.17657551 >>17657362 Can you recommend some stock for me to buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:08:25 2020 No.17657559 >>17657417 eventually. don't count on it immediately. in 08 gold took a full year before it surged iirc. first it took a big hit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:08:48 2020 No.17657563 >>17657371 No it isn't. Learn into logic of argumentation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:08:49 2020 No.17657565 >>17657551 Royal Shell

>>	Euranon Mon Mar 9 06:09:26 2020 No.17657572 >>17657507 >Tomorrow, I am going BALLS DEEP Yeah? Is this the day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:09:30 2020 No.17657573 Predict the bottom today!!!! I say -6%

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 06:09:56 2020 No.17657578
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>>17657473
Shorting is for suckers.
You either buy puts on a bull index (which is for suckers), buy TVIX / a "bear" or inverse index (which is also for suckers), or you buy the dip (which is what the /big specs/ do).
If you're already /all in/, but want to buy more, what you can do is sell unleveraged indices for even more highly leveraged indices, such as selling SPY in order to immediately buy SPXL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:10:03 2020 No.17657579 >>17657507 You are seriously retarded if you think today is the bottom lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:10:19 2020 No.17657583 >>17656894 Nah we can get a -7% at max today. We'll get -20% and over but not today. I predict another dead cat bounce at the end of the week or start of the next, then the real despair starts in 2-3 weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:10:25 2020 No.17657586 File: 41 KB, 1024x585, 1024px-Nikkei_225(1970-).svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nikkei says hi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:10:27 2020 No.17657587 >>17657547 Took a gamble holding it over this weekend. Couldn't sleep just think about it but it's gonna make me so much cash it's not even funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:10:42 2020 No.17657591 >>17657422 Here too. Fomo'd in at €15.37. How fucked am I?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:11:20 2020 No.17657595 >>17657507 >Right now, the stock market is the most beautiful of ladies There's no blood in the streets yet. It wasn't a metaphor, you have to wait for the real blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:11:33 2020 No.17657597 >>17657545 Chinese rubber bands and fake plastic trees will cost more Otherwise it's a 2x leveraged flu ETF

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:11:52 2020 No.17657600 >>17657583 I agree with this Anon. Peak fear is when people realize the virus isn't the cause of the downturn and that they are going to be forced into their homes unable to leave for months potentially.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:11:56 2020 No.17657603 >>17657491 > he doesn't know how exponential growth works > he believes chinese numbers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:12:23 2020 No.17657608 >>17657583 Earnings come out in April. I'm supposing that market reaction will be around 30% of what was in 2008, more or less of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:12:34 2020 No.17657612 >>17657507 where is your trip baggie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:13:21 2020 No.17657621 >>17657587 What are you going to sell at?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:13:22 2020 No.17657622 >>17657600 What happens when London and NY are put in quarantine?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:13:23 2020 No.17657624

>https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1236808249262911497
>I just spoke to a 32 year old CoronaVirus Patient (who is a medical professional and not an alarmist) says the virus is worse than people think. His lungs are shutting down, and he says he will have to be intubated soon. He's waited a week without the drugs that he wants

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:14:24 2020 No.17657634 >>17657622 Stock traders can't jump out their windows because they would break quarantine.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:14:25 2020 No.17657635

Is it even about Coronavirus anymore? Or oil for that matter? We were quite overbought with P/E ratios at historical highs. And we are still overbought if you look at average historical P/E ratios of S&P 500. The clowns on CNBC, Bloomberg and Reuters are going to come out and say that market was long overdue for a correction and that we had an extended 12 year rally. Then people are going to panic and sell, big guys (banks, funds) are going to buy dips and we essentially just crab. I don't really see SPY going back to ~340 levels again this year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:15:19 2020 No.17657639 >>17657473 1. Open a spread betting account (e.g. IG or CityIndex) 2. Sell 3. Get raped when market pumps 4. Pussy out and close at a loss 5. Market continues to crash and you were too much of a pussy and too late to profit

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 06:16:03 2020 No.17657648 File: 972 KB, 1413x1423, Screenshot_20200307-013758_Instagram.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657603 >implying the chinese numbers are worse than the US numbers >missing my point, which was that it hasn't even begun yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:16:29 2020 No.17657650 >>17657551 RDS.B BP CVX T AAPL BA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:16:34 2020 No.17657651 anyone watching the cnbc stream? everyone started freaking out when one of the guest some old guy had been to italy and milan

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:16:39 2020 No.17657653 >>17657635 Things were shaky before, the coronavirus was just a catalyst

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:16:52 2020 No.17657654 >>17657635 It is about putin and MBS seeing their opening and kicking the us as hard as they can. If our financial institutions aren’t strung enough, well thank fuck we weren’t at negative rates already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:16:57 2020 No.17657656 >>17657578 >buy the dip BUY IT ok Mohamed a. El-erian

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:17:27 2020 No.17657664 >>17657648 if the people who put out numbers are only concerned with how those numbers look, i guarantee you those numbers aren't real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:18:00 2020 No.17657668 >>17657635 Liquidity will freeze up and finish what 2008 started.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:18:00 2020 No.17657669 >>17657507 you boomers are terrified huh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:18:19 2020 No.17657670 >>17657651 >cnbc link

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 06:18:56 2020 No.17657679 File: 1.14 MB, 1405x1759, Screenshot_20200307-013813_Instagram.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657656 >not buying the dip >doesn't understand that time in the market beats timing the market never gonna make it

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:19:13 2020 No.17657682

>>17657651
Yes. Fuck joe. He blames millennials for everything when the boomers got us into this shit and were given the world on a platter.

And his bud trump has not handled this well, as seen by the comments he just made about why he doesn’t want to let the people off cruise ships.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:19:27 2020 No.17657683 >>17657670 its in the thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:20:03 2020 No.17657691 Man in heaven, strike down SPCE with your awesome power. Take it down to $8, I beseech you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:20:06 2020 No.17657692 >>17657551 MMM. They're making a killing on face masks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:20:17 2020 No.17657697 File: 720 KB, 1280x1920, 1523121800822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657679 Why do you have so many pictures of this ugly, tattooed whore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:20:22 2020 No.17657698 YUROP IN FREEFALL AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:20:46 2020 No.17657704 >>17657679 how muhc have you paid her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:20:51 2020 No.17657706 >>17657648 You overestimate my attention span

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:21:33 2020 No.17657712 File: 7 KB, 246x205, The bull and the bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657438 >HE HODLED

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 06:21:50 2020 No.17657714
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>>17657664
>if the people who put out numbers are only concerned with how those numbers look, i guarantee you those numbers aren't real.
Yet the numbers are still scary as shit and correlate with the numbers we're seeing from western countries

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:22:03 2020 No.17657715

>>17657656
That’s the opposite of what Mohammed said are you fuckkng kidding me?

>>17657679
Stop trannyposting it’s so goddamned sad.
>>17657692
Lol
They’re not.
Not enough to offset how much they were losing even before a global recession. They’re fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:22:49 2020 No.17657724 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:23:17 2020 No.17657729 Gold is going up bretty well

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:23:55 2020 No.17657736 >>17657724 Good morning to you too anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:24:07 2020 No.17657739 >>17657729 SHOULD I BUY GOLD CALLS ON OPEN?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:24:37 2020 No.17657745 >>17657739 just buy it rn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:25:55 2020 No.17657757 >>17657714 whats up with her arm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:26:29 2020 No.17657768 >>17657692 Fuck dude you bought and held MMM and BP? As the world enters a goddamned recession? Don’t shill your bags on noobs. Those are gonna be losers for a long time. Maybe years.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:26:33 2020 No.17657770

Thank God I put my inheritance and life savings into Goldman and Deutsche on Thursday, I've never been happier! Such a good day!

I have had a bit of bad news though, doctor diagnosed me with Red-Green colorblindness on Saturday. Oh well, I'll manage with all this money I made

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:27:16 2020 No.17657783 >>17657757 that's a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:27:41 2020 No.17657791 File: 1.21 MB, 970x1366, 1583711167967.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657698 WE BEAR MARKET NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:28:10 2020 No.17657796 I'm from Milan guys, don't get too close to me or I may infect you. The above and below posters are already infected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:28:18 2020 No.17657797 File: 2.31 MB, 864x480, hand sanitizer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657651 >everyone started freaking out when one of the guest some old guy had been to italy and milan yeah it was actually kind of funny for a financial show

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:28:47 2020 No.17657802 >>17657757 Looks like a burn victim

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:29:00 2020 No.17657806 Someone posted this in smg yesterday, still havent seen a better theme to listen to while watching boomers shit blood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxIGe1oOJQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:29:49 2020 No.17657815 >>17657796 Well fug

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:30:02 2020 No.17657820 >>17657796 io voto pd

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 06:30:06 2020 No.17657823
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>>17657697
>Why do you have so many pictures of this ugly, tattooed whore?
Only 4 and because it nails one of my soft spots

>>17657704
>how muhc have you paid her?
>implying I'd pay for such a thing

>>17657706
>You overestimate my attention span
My own attention span is pretty shit as well, desu senpai. Consider picking up some Adderall. It's good for focus and shit like that.

>>17657715
>trannyposting
Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:30:27 2020 No.17657826 >>17657806 Perfect

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:31:35 2020 No.17657840 >>17657797 I can't imagine trump sanitizing his hands, imagine how the market would react if he were to be infected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:31:49 2020 No.17657845 >>17657679 >this is what non-cogs have to tell themselves to sleep at night

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:31:52 2020 No.17657847 >>17657783 Just because she has a penis doesn't mean she is a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:32:45 2020 No.17657857 >>17657840 >DOW closes at 30k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:33:22 2020 No.17657865 >Nikkei down 5% >My only Jap stock (actually, my only stock) is down 0.10% I'M IMMUNE I'M IMMUNE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:33:25 2020 No.17657867 muhammed coming back on cnbc will he advise buying the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:33:36 2020 No.17657869 >>17657739 i just bought some

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:33:45 2020 No.17657871 >>17656605 >>17656605 >>17656605

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Mar 9 06:33:58 2020 No.17657877
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>>17657757
>whats up with her arm
>>17657802
>Looks like a burn victim
Which brings me to another of my soft spots that this e-thot nails...
You guys ever heard of katawa shoujo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:34:08 2020 No.17657879 >>17657806 The boomercaust

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:34:50 2020 No.17657889 >>17657877 ur a faget

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:36:52 2020 No.17657921 >>17657739 I'd say buy now but it's bound to dip on COMEX open as companies will start giving out their last golden gasps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:40:48 2020 No.17657974 CNBC telling people to NOT buy the dip. What the hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:42:41 2020 No.17658002 >>17657877 Yes. But the thing about hanako is, she wasn’t a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:42:48 2020 No.17658004 >>17657806 /comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:44:48 2020 No.17658034 File: 229 KB, 1125x1188, 3A0F7E50-4B54-42AF-89EA-537F493A4E8B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey you guys Do you think these Equal-Weighted Italy etf puts might offset some of my losses tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:51:40 2020 No.17658144 What are the smart buys now for long term gains?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:54:04 2020 No.17658188 >>17657082 Tell me about how you do that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:57:03 2020 No.17658221 >>17657974 you have to be fucking stupid to think the coronavirus effect will not continue for at least a few weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:58:13 2020 No.17658240 >>17658144 BP RDS CVX SBUX MCD T MMM AAPL VTSAX BA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:59:12 2020 No.17658250 >>17657438 Normally I would say hold but those are SO bad just sell and get into a non meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:31:09 2020 No.17658671 File: 216 KB, 1598x1108, crash of economy 2020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17657507 way too early son

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