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I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>> No.17655276
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>>17655256
>australia wakes up

>> No.17655284

>>17655276
what the fuck cunt it’s almost 6pm

>> No.17655299
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what do you mean? i didn't notice anything

>> No.17655303

>>17655256
>Stock futures halted
>oil crashed 26%
>10 year bonds at .5%
>normies realizing the digital gold meme is retarded and the last place anyone gonna put their money during an economic crash is a speculative asset like crypto
>boomer shiny rocks holding up ok for now

Good morning ;)

>> No.17655315

You know what happened, Anon. Corona chan happened. Or were you asleep since January? Or worse, did you think it was a nothingburger and "just a flu bro"? Kek

>> No.17655319

>>17655303
do you need a trip? faggot.

>> No.17655351

>>17655303
OYAHO GAZAIMASU!!!!!!!

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>>17655256
>euros are waking up

>> No.17655380

>>17655367
Dutch exchange opening in 16 minutes and my heart rate is already at around 110

>> No.17655393

>>17655315
>coronavirus puts you in a coma
>wake up
>world is FUCKED

>> No.17655400

European markets all off 9 % gonna be total carnage on US markets.

>> No.17655401

>>17655276
I've never understood why Australia has their stock market open overnight. Can't be very family-friendly for the traders

>> No.17655403

>>17655380
>15 minutes until DAX
Fuck no.

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>>17655367
just woke up
now transferring everything to market dump

>> No.17655419

>>17655400
no my europleb friends
You guys go down first
You are the weakests links
Enjoy it you smug bastards

>> No.17655421

>>17655403
-8% is my conservative estimate for DAX today.

>> No.17655496

>>17655421
Shit gapped down 9%. FACK.

>> No.17655567
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED YOU FUCKIN CUNTS?!!! IM FUCKING RUINNEEEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17655589

Everything's fine nothing to worry about go back to work.

>> No.17655605

Holy fuuuuuuuuck. Everything down 7-11% at opening in Amsterdam

>> No.17655625
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>>17655567
>Bought a bunch of VAS and MQG last Friday thinking I was a smart ass for buying the dip
>This happens

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>people here actually thought they could out jew the jews

>> No.17655635

>>17655605
Is this the beginning?

>> No.17655651

>>17655256
ITS HAPPENING

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>>17655256
https://www.tradinghours.com/exchanges/nyse/trading-hours

>> No.17655672

>>17655625
YOU DONT GET NOTHIN GOYIM

>> No.17655724

>>17655625
We told you no brained niggers not to buy the dip.

Should've bought a gun instead and prepared accordingly for the real world version of the Age of Strife.

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DON'T STOP ME NOW
I'M GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
I'M HAVIN A BALL

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>>17655256
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.17656018

>>17655303
That's a nice short you got there kid.
Would be a shame if someone..

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>>17655256
>I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
OPEC deal failed, oil flopped hard.
Welcome to new depression.

>> No.17656148

>>17655380
Why is my GLPG crashing? They have 5 billion in cash, no drug sales and even have a lung fibrosis drug lmao

>> No.17656171

>>17655401
Its for china?

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>>17655303
https://youtu.be/Yu6--WBPBHo?t=61

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AAahahahahahahahaa

AAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17656247
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Is it odd that I’m masturbating furiously to all this?

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I can never tell if it's actually happening or if its just the happening-fags blowing shit out of proportion for fun, like they do.

>> No.17656283

>>17656262
are you blind or stupid?

>> No.17656287

>>17656247
I don't know, do you hold LINK?

>> No.17656302
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>>17656247
That's stress masturbation and it's 100% normal

>> No.17656320

>>17655256
I hodl

besides can't actually access my funds until retirment

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>>17655957
It's ogre.

>> No.17656357

>>17656283
so far i havent seen anything anywhere near 2008 levels

>> No.17656368
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Russia down 21%

>> No.17656392

thank you corona chan

>> No.17656401
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>>17656368
Missile strikes on Riyadh soon

>> No.17656443

I can't believe we're getting fucked by bat soup

>> No.17656444

>>17655256
lol >>>/k/ and >>>/pol/ here, only came for AAAAAAHHHHH posting

AAAAAAAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAA OH GOOOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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>>17656401
>Missile strikes on Riyadh soon
Can we add Tel Aviv?
World would be a better place w/o the Saudi-Zionist-Mischpoche.

>> No.17656471

>>17655256
>I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
Stock market turned into a garage sale.

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CAN'T WAKE UP

>> No.17656514

>>17656443
This

>> No.17656524
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primed for lift off thats what

>> No.17656568

>>17655256
why are you guys so mad? Next year and the coming 6-10 are going to have massive upside and cheap opportunities

>> No.17656595

>>17656357
>I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

>> No.17656604

>>17655303
Good morning anon. I cashed out my crypto on the weekend.
Not sure how to handle my stonkz.
But I have a job for now so just holding on by a thread.
>if I get corona I will die

>> No.17656631

pretty sad if you gambled on your pension, it's you last year before retirement.

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>>17655256
*sigh* somehow palpatine returned

>> No.17656644

>>17655256
Saudis crashed the market with no survivors.

>> No.17656758

>>17656262
unironically this is bad

>> No.17656891
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Plus token creators marketsold 118 million worth of BTC

>> No.17656943

>>17655401
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING SPERG. AUSTRALIA IS THE SUNBURNT COUNTRY WHERE THE SUN NEVER FUCKING EVER GOES AWAY.

>> No.17656994

>>17655299
checked and kek'd

>> No.17657011

>>17655256
Just people selling into BDK exchange gains. don't worry.

>> No.17657044

saudis cant keep these prices forever. this is a nothingburger. wouldnt be surprised if this was some power move by the salty king who just discovered a prince's plot to kill him and wants to punish all the princes buddies by making them lose money

>> No.17657083

>>17655319
I certainly do! :^)

>> No.17657085

>>17656891
what an asshole

>> No.17657302

>>17656891
again?

>> No.17657329

>>17655256
Total collapse of Oil

>> No.17657440

Sold 50% 20 minutes ago. Left the rest to chance. At least I'll afford food and rent for a few months. Am I still fucked?

>> No.17658309

>>17657011
making good money on this token

>> No.17658322

>>17655299
kek i'm so comfy with my linkies

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>>17656644
One of the world's most backwards countrys even know the world is fucked up. Then they step in to save us.

Based Saudi's

>> No.17658488

>>17655256

>Coins are down 11-12% overnight

This is why no one outside of the memesters on here and crypto twitter charlatans and scam artists takes this shit seriously.

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>mfw I bought the 'dip'

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>>17656443

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>>17656444
based and checked
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

>> No.17658722

why didn´t I sell my crypto a month ago? I still havent sold and im seething right now. ahhhhhhh make it stop

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>>17657440
Best time to sell was two weeks ago. Second best time is now.

We will ahhhhhahhahahha much worse

>> No.17658745

>>17655256
boomers will crash crypto with no survivors. something like cryptocurrencies where lazy neets make a fortune is not allowed to exist. go to work

>> No.17658784

Nothing that hasnt been expected to happen for the past month happened.

Yea, pandemic causes economic downturns and stock market crashes.

WHO COULD'VE THOUGHT.

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>> No.17658872

>>17658784

so is now the time to buy or what fags?

>> No.17658906

>>17658784
>Pandemic
It's not a pandemic, it's fucking dumbass politicos spewing panic, fear, and FUD all over the airwaves over something that is basically the common cold + a long incubation and infectious period.

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>>17656262
>>17656758

why would low gas prices be bad? it hurts a tiny sliver of industries while benefiting every other industry and consumers

this is peak memevirus hysteria

>> No.17659006

>>17658906
wrong. you will see when corona finally reaches your shithole

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>>17655256
I just got comfier!

>> No.17659021

>>17659006
>Taiwan
It's FUD.

>> No.17659027

>>17659000
Lol exactly , if we see a further slide to 20$ a barrel I’ll be buying oil stocks while these cucks are red faced shrieking before they get liquidated on the rise

>> No.17659036

>>17655256
textbook head & shoulders on the daily
how did you fags all not see this coming

>> No.17659052

Why do normie stock market crashes also crash cryptos? Is it because there's too much Wall Street money?

>> No.17659279

>>17659052
Because crypto is fake bullshit just like the stock market

When one bullshit fake market kicks the bucket people realise that fake bullshit investments hold no water when people panic

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>>17655635
No anon. This is the end