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lol fuck

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>>17648913

>> No.17649843

what the FUCK DO I DO WITH MY PUTS DO I SELL THEM AT OPEN FUCK

>> No.17649881
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crash it

>> No.17649883

>>17649843
It might hit the 7% circuit breakers right at open and all markets freeze so you can't do shit

>> No.17649888
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black monday?

>> No.17649889
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>>17649829
> Sorry bros.

>> No.17649900

>sqqq calls

im cumming buckets thinking about my gains

>> No.17649907
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Post cute bears

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>> No.17649916
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THIS IS A DEAD BEAR FALL, EXPECT AN ALIVE GOAT CLIMB AFTERWARDS

THE GOAT CLIMB IS COMING

>> No.17649925

selling all my stocks and spending all my money on silver, toilet paper, and cans of beans

brb

>> No.17649926

>>17649864
Could go either way, honestly. Virus spreading would make free healthcare (Bernie) more favorable, but if the market is facing long-term instability then a candidate who aims to maintain the status quo (Biden/Trump) would probably appeal more to the average voter,

>> No.17649927

>>17649900
I bought TVIX @ $99.

Imagine how wet I am.

>> No.17649929

>>17649829

people will die, many will never retire

meanwhile biz is happy because they are making meme amounts of money

cmon bros, imagine working all your life, creating a family, raising your children and when it s time to stop... your stocks will take 5 years to recover

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>>17649888
>888
Apparently. Prepare yourselves boys, it's all comin' down!

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>>17649888
Gotta have to check those my kind sir. Black Monday it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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17649941

GUY WE FINALLY DID IT
WE FINALLY CIRCUIT BREAKER

ME SO HAPPY


YYAYAYAYAYA

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>>17649907

>> No.17649954
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17649954

long toilet paper and tissue?

>> No.17649956
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17649956

/biz/... What is happening...?

>> No.17649957

>>17649929
Imagine that. I'll buy boomer bags though, thank you very much.

>> No.17649959
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>>17649829
Retard here, what are the ramifications of what’s happening with the stock market now? I’ve heard a financial crisis is imminent for the past couple of years and I’ve been wondering whether or not this would be a catalyst for that collapse or some kind of pressure release. Idk about finance so I figured one of you would know

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>>17649888
Trips of truth, kek has willed it.

>> No.17649962
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17649971

>>17649929
sounds like the perfect time to invest in coffins

>> No.17649973

FUTURES ARE HALTED

FUTURES ARE HALTED

We are fucked.
Unless you are already short, then you are good.

>> No.17649974
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bears v bulls rn

>> No.17649976
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17649976

THIS ONE GO OUT TO ALL GOLDEN BULLS

>> No.17649983
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>>17649956
the numbers broke they go wrong way help

>> No.17649986

>>17649929
life is like that. sometimes you're flush, sometimes you're bust.

>> No.17649989

>>17649959
basically same thing as '08 and great depression

>> No.17649992

>>17649926
I don’t think Trump will be blamed for the market crash, as the recession was pinned on Obama.
As far as I can see it’s still Trump’s election to win

>> No.17649993

>>17649883
Ok but then what happens if circuits are tripped can I sell the next day?

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>>17649956
Just a little pre market fun. Why do you ask?

>> No.17649997

>>17649959
There will not be a collapse, there will be a lot of people losing their jobs, homes, and much of their retirement money.

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>>17649907

>> No.17650005
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>>17649956
IT is happening. I'VE WARNED YOU BULL ABOUT THIS SINCE 2011

>> No.17650007

>>17649929
Anyone with half a brain would have sold last week

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YOU TOLD ME MONDAY WOULD BE GREEN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17650010

>>17649992
china and covid-19 will be blamed, but if he fucks up the response to the virus (which is looking like a guarantee at this point) he's going to have a rough time

>> No.17650015

>>17649989
So worse than 0’8? Similar?

>> No.17650023

>>17649993
I think so yeah, when the 20% hits it's just closed for that day. It should open up the next day.

However if that happens I wouldn't be surprised if Trump/Kudlow come up with a reason to keep it closed. It closed on 9/11 for example

>> No.17650024

>>17649995
Because I'm a complete market simpleton but everyone's panic is making me panic

>> No.17650026

>>17650015
Worse
It's only beginning tomorrow.

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>>17649995
this is fun. i'm having fun. we're all having a good time here. now.

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>tfw SPY $200 cheapies on the way

>> No.17650031

>>17649997
I’ve never invested, what would this mean for someone like me?

>> No.17650040
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>>17649829
Imagine actually buying calls on DRIP two weeks ago, holy shit I would've had a million dollars easily

I actually think SQQQ is undervalued even if NASDAQ drops 4% tomorrow this will only be up to 25 in 2018 this was 71 a share.

>> No.17650042

>>17649954
Too late for toilet paper. Buy guns and ammo.

>> No.17650043
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>>17650024
AAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17650046

good time to pull money out of the bank

>> No.17650049

>>17649992
>I don’t think Trump will be blamed for the market crash
the crash is basically due to corona + OPEC, and bungling (and let's be honest, they are) the response to corona would be deadly to his election chances, it'd make katrina look like a speed bump.

>> No.17650052

>>17650015
Little different than '08. This is more of a flash crash, in terms of speed. '08 took a while to get rolling.

>> No.17650054

>>17650010
Yea, but I don’t think he’s fucking up the response, not to say he’s doing great either. I think it’s been pretty nominal

>> No.17650055

>>17649929
This happens every recession. People in their late 50s/early 60s had literally their entire lives to plan for retirement. They just got dealt a shit hand with bad timing and will have to deal with it.

>> No.17650058

Someone trading the CAD pairs in FX? A huge flash crash just happened. What the fuck is happening?

>> No.17650057

>>17650031
Good luck finding a job for the next 2 years especially with open borders and job outsourcing we have

>> No.17650060
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>Futures trading is literally closed.

This is it. The music has stopped

>> No.17650063
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Australia is kill
AUD against the yen

>> No.17650064

>>17649888
if dubs it's gonna be nigger black monday

>> No.17650070

when was the last time futures trading was closed like this? seems unprecedented.

>> No.17650075
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Europe:
>hold my beer

>> No.17650076

>>17650058
oil dropped 25%

>> No.17650079

>>17650057
Am a student with no debt so I’m set

>> No.17650081
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>>17650024
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY /BIZ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SAVINGS, MY LIFE SAVINGS GONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17650087

>>17650055
That's why you gradually move to safer investments like bonds when you get older.

>> No.17650089

Threadly reminder that the trustworthy retirement plan is having many well-raised children who will be able to care for you when you're old

Also buy land

>> No.17650094

>>17650054
To be fair to him, every country that isn't China, Japan (if they aren't just hiding cases) or either one of the Koreas is doing a bad job. It's either grind your economy into the ground in an effort to contain it or just let the reaper take its due.

>> No.17650095

>>17650054
Trump just got super unlucky as his conservative wing kept pushing for some token spending cuts and we haven't had a actual pandemic in decades so he thought he could cut the CDC.

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CAN'T EAT OR SLEEP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqZ71jFUXf8

>> No.17650099

>>17650055
Bad timing?
Their entire life has been one giant market gain. With only the great recession being the bad part.

>> No.17650100
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>>17650070
this first time it every happen anon

>> No.17650104

>>17650076
>30 bucks per barrel
Holy shit.

>> No.17650114

>>17650075
>FTSE down 7.25%
fuck me

>> No.17650115
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>>17650043
>>17650081
I am prepared to hurt.

>> No.17650117
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>>17650058
Forex is going wild this evening. All sorts of pairs are in chaos.

>> No.17650118
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Press F for Nikkei

>> No.17650128

>>17650099
This, they’ve have like 5 big booms to get rich off

>> No.17650139

>>17650099
Bad timing in the sense that retiring at the start of a bear market has the highest likelihood of depleting your savings. If they had retired +/-5 years from today they'd probably double their likelihood of maintaining their withdrawal rate.

>> No.17650140
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how many of you fell for the fake and gay fed pump on friday?

>> No.17650144

>>17650058
Stay out, this is lose your house material if your leverage is wrong. The kind of shit where you lose track of decimal points.

>> No.17650145

>>17650118
>that pump from -6.25 to -5.95
nice try Kuroda-san, but you're just delaying the inevitable

>> No.17650151
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How do I tell my wife and kids we've lost everything?

>> No.17650153
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>numbers go down
Oh no no no bullbros we got too cocky!

>> No.17650155

>>17650075
DROP THE FOOTSIE
THE FOOTSIE TANKS IN WAVES
BRITONS SELL YOUR HOLDINGS
ITS GOING TO BE A BLACK MONDAY

>> No.17650156

>>17650128
Crypto, dot com, housing , stocks and indexes in general, gold/metals - if you bought any of these from the 70-2000s you should have been set a long time ago

>> No.17650158
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>>17650118
S

>> No.17650160

Hello /biz/ ;) having a good one?

>> No.17650167

So should I tell my dad to pull out his 401k asap?

>> No.17650179

>>17650140
no one with half a brain I imagine

>> No.17650182

>>17650144
Thank god my stop losses were at break even and the crash didn't move fast enough for slippage to rape my ass.

>> No.17650184

>>17650167
Yes

>> No.17650185

>>17650167
Every boomer will be trying to do this Monday.
It's probably too late but give it a shot.

>> No.17650187
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>>17649829
goodnight bros, remember sleep with your guns and keep the looters away.

>> No.17650191
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It's only just begun.

>> No.17650193

>>17649883
7% circuit breaker is a 15 min break
13% circuit breaker is 15 min break
20% circuit breaker is closed for day

>> No.17650196

Aren't boomers using target date funds? The vast majority of their investments should be in safe areas, right?

>> No.17650199
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>>17650160
today and tomorrow will probably be best day of life

>> No.17650203

Bros I went from being down 70% before the crash to being down 171%, to being up 2% overall. What the fuck I can't handle these swings

>> No.17650207

>>17650167
He should have done it last week ffs

>> No.17650211
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>>17650015
08 was toxic products
This is a toxic market place

>> No.17650212

Will the futures circuit breaker cause panic selling tomorrow?

>> No.17650215
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>>17650193
20% will happen first hour.
30 min market day.
Cap this.

>> No.17650219

>>17650185
I would have sooner but this happened faster than I was expecting. The oil shenanigans caught me off guard and it just turned the world market into a madhouse.

>> No.17650220
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>>17650160
the makrets fuckin me

>> No.17650227

Actually panicking and can't sleep. I will be pulling out everything invested tomorrow as soon as I can but even by then it will be too late
Jesus fucking christ

>> No.17650228

>>17650151
>he didn't listen

>> No.17650237

>>17649829
I DON'T UNDERSTAND MARKET
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT FUTURE TRADING BEING HALTED MEAN IN A MUCH SIMPLER AND GLOBAL WAY?
THANK YOU

>> No.17650240
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ALL HANDS ON DECK

>> No.17650247

>>17650212
So when the market opens does it automatically go on a 15 pause?

>> No.17650250

>>17650158
Please don't use my wife for shitposting thanks

>> No.17650252

>>17649926
I'm literally selling my SPY put that expires tomorrow and buying guns, ammo, and lots of distilled water, shitloads of canned beans.

>> No.17650254

>>17650199
what is your position ~
just short /ES next months?

>> No.17650268
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based Stocktwits
Check out this bullish movement on the RSI 4 hour! We're saved bullbros!

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>>17650240
Gentlemen, it's been an honor

>> No.17650272

>>17650237
Market went down too much so they disabled it to prevent it from being a total catastrophe

>> No.17650274

>>17650237
Faith in the market is very low so a lot of people will try to pull out to not get fucked in turn fucking the market more.

>> No.17650275

>>17650227
curious, what cuntry?

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>>17650115
>And you could have it all, My empire of dirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

>> No.17650279

I had 500 shares of SQQQ that I sold during fed pump on Friday. Can I do a market order at open to buy SQQQ again? I know this is a stupid question but it seems like such an obvious move that I must be missing something.

>> No.17650285

>>17650118
months of gains are being wiped out in hours.
GG capitalism.
You had a good run.

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feeling pretty unflappable being all-in on SNSS right now.

>> No.17650292

>>17650219
I pulled out my index fund shit but not my 401k. pure fence-sitting laziness but I don't have more than $50k in either

>> No.17650297

>>17650070
The night trump was elected.

>> No.17650299

>>17650160
Having the best time in my trading career. Who knew a highly volatile bearish trend would end up being my biggest opportunity to make easy money.

>> No.17650301

>>17650268
Imagine thinking TA has any bearing on this market's direction

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>>17650160
I think my stocks will be going down tommrow and I dont feel very good

>> No.17650306

>>17650276
who else /crygang/ right now?

>> No.17650309

nikkei down 6%

thank god I sold my 300 shares of KNBWY last week

>> No.17650313

>>17650286
we'll see how flapped you get on the open...
you're probably going to get at least a little bit flapped

>> No.17650316
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How fucked am I? I’d rather lose it all than to sell for a loss

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>>17650140
I was too busy running away from oil with my hair and clothes on fire to buy anything on Friday. All cash, slightly singed and smokey.

>> No.17650319

>>17650279
I wouldn't try catching a falling knife with the mass of a black hole moving at light speed.

>> No.17650323

Was anyone here born before 2008 and saw this back then?

>> No.17650328

>>17650237
Gregory Mannarino talking about the market tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBnwIuMbhy4

>> No.17650337

>>17650272
>>17650274
THANKS A LOT BROS

>> No.17650348
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thank me later

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>>17650270
>iceberg? why, it merely looks to me like an ice cube! SAIL RIGHT THROUGH THE NIGGER!

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I PULLED MY MONEY OUT OF MY BROKERAGE LAST WEEK
I NEED TO PUT IT BACK IN FOR SQQQ
THIS SHIT BETTER BE IN MY ACCOUNT BY 4AM

>> No.17650370
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17650370

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

>> No.17650380

>>17650313
Hopefully not but if I do, so be it. Won't matter once the data comes.

>> No.17650382

>>17650268
>People pulling all their shit from the market
>but this chart says...
Based retard

>> No.17650384

>>17650075
That was Friday. Europe isn't open yet ya dunce!

>> No.17650388

>>17650316
that spy call is lost. amd will drop maybe 10-15% tomorrow but its salvageable.

>> No.17650391
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not nervous at all kek, slightly long

>> No.17650395

>>17650319
He isn't, he's jumping on the ass end of it riding it down.
>>17650279
For 15++% more capital, sure.

>> No.17650397

>>17650323
I was 23 back then, this looks much worse than 08.

>> No.17650402

>>17650323
Yes.
Tomorrow is just the beginning.
There may be a few up days to lure in cocky bulls.
But it's all going down down down.
Equities will fall. But the true redpill is to watch the credit markets.
There will be bank failures.
Watch DB.

>> No.17650408

>>17650275
I have more than 80% of my shit into the US and s&p and I am fucked. The past weeks fucked me up, now before I am even able to pull it out tomorrow I will be fucked in one day what I was in two past weeks

>> No.17650410

>>17650316
Most likely fucked. Give it a few hours tomorrow morning to see if it spikes and you can dump it off.

>> No.17650411
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>>17650370
will we be looking back on this moment, a year from now when bonds are yielding -5%, saying "damn I shoulda loaded up on T-bills while they were still positive"?

>> No.17650412

>>17650384
No, those are futures which are open.

>> No.17650422

What will we see when Europe opens?

>> No.17650423

This is a huge nothing burger. This is like the third time they halted trading? It's only to stop idiots from freaking out but once they realize nothing it wrong tomorrow morning it should all go green.

>> No.17650429

>>17650323
I'm 36 but I wasn't paying attention to the markets when dotcom bust or 08 happened. I was trading during the volatility in 2016, that was no fun. And 2018. This is worse than 16 and 18.

>> No.17650430

>>17650348
*cough* *cough*
Was recommended at the start of Feb
You did heed the advice didn't you /biz/?

>> No.17650434

>>17649929
Anyone with money in the stock market has materially benefited from federal deficit spending and the debasement of the currency.

They were hoping to reap the spoils of those who bore the brunt of QE: poor folks kept in the hole by rising rent, tuition, and medical bills.

It's sad that their own retirement might be impacted now, but it's not unfair.

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>> No.17650444

>>17650323
This is kind of embarrassing but I went to grad school starting September 07 and had no idea the crash happened until years later. I was completely insulated.

>> No.17650457

GO GET YOUR SHOVEL
WE'LL DIG A DEEP HOLE

>> No.17650458
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smash?

>> No.17650460
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>>17650254
kek sold everything while ago and have only been doing random inefficiency shorts / longs

but prepared all in long tomorrow O_O

>> No.17650462

>>17650422
deep deep red, London was over -7% down until the last couple minutes and is still down -6.62%

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>>17649907

>> No.17650468
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>>17650423
I don't think you're going to be seeing that color tomorrow, anon.

>> No.17650471

>>17650323
in 08 i saw this crash forming

>> No.17650475
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gee bullbros, you guys are awfully quiet right now

>> No.17650480
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So, even though the market is crashing if OPEC works out a deal the price for oil should soar back right? I think 30 bucks per barrel is a pretty decent deal

>> No.17650481

>>17650323
I am 30, keep your eye on the repo market and credit default swaps. Most things cause downturns but because banks are highly leveraged it can cause liquidity freezes in the repo market causing bank failures.

>> No.17650482

>>17650458
India is having banking problems.
Bailouts inbound for them.

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>post yfw

>> No.17650489

>>17650279
more info on this pls

>> No.17650505
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17650505

Fucking chicken tendies.

Is this meme magic?

>> No.17650507 [DELETED] 

>>17650475
Green by the end of the week. Thanks for the cheapies nigger retard

>> No.17650514
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Do not bet against Ben Carson, who is now on the coronavirus WH task force taking care of america.

>> No.17650515
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Dinner time in Japan

>> No.17650516

So is panic selling anything like panic buying? In terms of watching the market? Does it happen for longer?

>> No.17650521

>>17650458
Honestly would go for the chocolate double dip with her and Survivors Natalie. Not her alone though.

>> No.17650527
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/biz/ should I pull money from the bank?
if yes, what should I put it into then?

>> No.17650533

>>17650465
Why does he look sad?

>> No.17650535

>>17650480
A deal is nowhere near done and Saudi Arabia is currently embroiled in coup as the crown prince uses his police to arrest disloyal family members.

>> No.17650538

>>17650480
Could go lower but now is probably a good time to start DCAing into it.

>> No.17650539

>>17650460
I'll make a note of it

>>17650505
it is

>>17650514
we are saved
Ben is actually going to use his urban kung fu to turn this situation around
I cannot bet against Dr. Ben Carson

>> No.17650540

>>17650505
Its a sign.
He is with us

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>>17650475
100% confident.

>> No.17650547

>>17650516
you're asking like it's deterministic; pro tip: it's not
also, for this crisis in particular, markets will crash 90%+, it's a major depression which has been brewing for decades

>> No.17650563

>>17650514
Isn't this the same guy that was saying the pyramids were to communicate with ayys?

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>>17650323
i just started trading in 2007. what you are seeing now is much worse because we haven't seen the impact to real estate value yet. keep in mind real estate bubble was propped up by chinks/gooks/indians/saudis buying up properties all across the western world in the hottest markets.

(((Fed Reserve))) is stuck in what is called a Liquidity Trap. if they raise rates it hurts real estate and stocks, causing similar drops like 2007-2009. if they cut rates, it's an admission that the economy is weak and needs near-zero rates. also bad. the overnight repos that started happening Dec 2019-Jan 2020 signal that banks and hedge funds were running out of liquidity. everyone blaming the virus but things were already getting dicey in previous months. the domino pieces are just starting to fall, one by one. the virus makes things worse of course, but you have to understand that consumers were already maxed out in debt and burned out through employment. investments hit highs and so it makes sense to cash out now. part of this selling is very sensible profit taking. imagine not selling after a 10 year market rally. only idiots are getting caught with their pants down now. Gen X fags who buy-and-hold but never know when to sell because they plan to sell at retirement. keep in mind the economy has been so fake it propped up dumb cunts like pic rel.

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>>17650423
>How many times have they halted trading? four? five times now? This is a huge nothing burger.

>> No.17650569

>>17650535
some say the prince is dead and police/army is behind the coup so they go after the family
either way what the fuck is this timeline kek

>> No.17650570
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DESU I kinda like this bullshit chart gives lots of room to the upside as 2759 as a bottom and might try for a bounce into 280 but then probably sell off again

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>>17650480
>if OPEC works out a deal the price for oil should soar back right?
Yes. However, OPEC isn't the issue here. They were agreed on a cut. It's the non-OPEC, Russia the biggest, saying fug off to OPEC. Now they're going to fight it out free market style. Russia is a making a power move here and seem to be committed to their position for the time being. 2016 low for oil was around 26 bucks. You could see that and lower this time out.

>> No.17650589

I knew last week was the dead cat bounce was coming and I still didnt sell the rest with that last chance, why am I like this

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>>17650563
yes, literal harnessing meme power right now to solve this problem

Trump even got Elon to contribute his meme powers. Watch the fuck out.

>> No.17650596

>>17650514
I don't doubt Ben Carson's ability as a doctor. Honestly he is more suited for this than HUD, but everyone is at the mercy of researchers and whether or not they can produce a vaccine. The tone from some big pharma CEO sounded like they were deliberately dragging their feet on a vaccine unless they received a ton of gibs.

>> No.17650609

>>17650475
OPEC and Russia settle their differences tomorrow, Corona cases peak mid-week, ATH next week.

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>>17650563
they are though

>> No.17650619

>>17650507
The irrationality of the bulls at this point lies in that they assume value in the economy will increase, when as a matter of fact, it is decreasing as we speak. Stock prices aren't magic. They're tied to value. If cities are to be quarantined, large portions of the population are to become sick, large portions of the population are to be hospitalized, companies like TSLA and AMZN aren't going to do well or experience growth. But for some inexplicable reason, despite everyone agreeing that it is a pandemic at this point, bulls assume otherwise.

Well, thanks for keeping the price of puts deflated so I can steal your money I guess.

>> No.17650621

>>17650596
Elon Musk
Donald Trump
Ben Carson

They even got DJT to retweet a nero meme

We are in full meme territory now. It's literally just going to go away any day now.

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>>17650609
This level of delusion kek

>> No.17650626

>>17650151
Yeah.... desu just hodl and put your nose to the grindstone nigger.. Then get out in like 4 years or whatever

>> No.17650637
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I AM TELLING YOU BEARS

WE BULLS WILL WIN

STOP GLOATING
STOP BEING CRAZY

BEAR MEAT BEAR MEAT

WE GONNA EAT BEAR MEAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT U R SEEING

BUT ALL I SEE IS BULLS WINNING

>> No.17650639

>>17650618
if by "communicate" you mean give extradimensional beings 4d gateways into our dimension they yes

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>>17650592
That's a guy, isn't it?

>> No.17650657

>>17650609
exactly

This shit is over keke

One day you'll back and remember the time the monday swung 2000 points and bears got EATEN
you will look for reasonings
but there wont be any
JUST BEAR MEAT

>> No.17650659

>>17650619
WHO already said this isn't a pandemic you idiot.

>> No.17650679

IS IT A PANDEMIC?

not according to the WHO
fuck off

It's nothing, do u think ur smarter than elon MUSK?

>> No.17650681

>>17650639
>4D
the most basic and unimaginative meme
call me back when you learn the truth

>> No.17650684

>>17650651
Yeah probably. Girls usually have a slight bump in the pelvic region, I assume it's their uterus, I find it adorable.
But it's hard to tell. Could be stretching so much it's not that visible.

>> No.17650683

I think futures opened back up

>> No.17650686

>>17650657
>>17650609
This is mental illness.

>> No.17650702

So we can't buy puts tommorow?

>> No.17650705
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>>17650659
>UNIRONICALLY BELIEVING THE WHO
>my fucking sides
Go search up what pandemic bonds are then you'd understand why they wouldn't want to declare it a pandemic

>> No.17650707

>>17650686
it's not mental illness when ur fucking RIGHT

>> No.17650710

Reply to this post if you want to be part of tomorrow's nothing burger screencap

>> No.17650711

why are the bulls so convinced that market crashes dont exist?

>> No.17650712
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I think my oil stocks will be fine tommrow, I think theyll be green in fact

>> No.17650714

>>17650683
the dow just did, nasdaq and s&p have not for me
>already going back down
lmao, gonna hit -5% again aren't we

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>>17650567

>> No.17650722
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perfectly calm. i have a plan. this was always a possibility.

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Circuits Breaker should be illegal. How can these be called ''free markets''

>> No.17650727

>>17650659
>WHO already said this isn't a pandemic you idiot.

Because their associates would stand to lose hundreds of millions if they said it was a pandemic, thanks to the pandemic bonds they sponsored. WHO will flip their position when it becomes a problem in Africa.

>> No.17650728

>>17650712
BASED AND GREENPILLLED

imagine being a bear just because futures are down

>> No.17650730

>>17650707
Cope harder you fucking faggot, can't wait to see your ass on the pavement

>> No.17650741
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WE'RE SAVED

COOLER HEADS PREVAILED

>> No.17650742

>>17650726
Why do circuit breakers even exist when almost all trading is done by machines now?

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>>17650730
Elon Musk is right.

Coronavi

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Remember biz bros when you were smug well today maybe all take a chill pill and relax

>> No.17650754

>>17650705
Wrong again pandemics are when all countries have some kind of infection. The US has only like what 400 cases in a country with over 300 million people. Who fucking cares. Also they dont have to do pandemic bonds if they dont want too so your point is moot.

>> No.17650755

>>17650728
i hope you look back at how stupid and obstinate you were when youve lost everything and kill yourself

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What is a good privacy focused Forex broker that also lets you do some crypto pairs? I've been using Hugos way but I don't know if they will actually let me pull out my funds without doxxing myself.

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>>17649829
>tfw I pulled my shit out in SEPTEMBER and everyone thought I was crazy
anybody feeling this special feel tonight?

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>>17650741
OH FUCK NONONONONONONONONO

>> No.17650768

The coronavirus is literal NOTHING. kek you're all fucing retarded

new evidence has come out
new future functions are in place

The coronavirus is goign to disappear soon. It's already peaked. Literally, not fucking around. stop being crazy

bulls win

>> No.17650774

How long until the US defaults on its debts?

>> No.17650776

relax, we will have another fake and gay pump to push spy to 290 before we see 285 after hours and gap down to 270 on tuesday

>> No.17650781

>>17650765
>>17650741

Fucking retard, we're fucked, accept it

>> No.17650785

>>17650619
Fed has to print and buy to keep the market pumped up. Virus gone in 2-3 quarters. In Japan the BOJ owns like 90% of the ETFs.

No body wants it to crash on their time. I'm long medium / long duration bond funds since oct 2018 when they said rates would rise and now I'm planning to start selling bonds and buying stocks. I always do the opposite of what conventional people are doing, that's where the gains are.

>> No.17650788

>>17650755
It's not about any of that.

My latest calculations are out. It's time to bull.

this drop is retarded, like honestly an obvious bunch of retards dropping price out of pure panic. This is going to rebound HARD

>> No.17650791

>>17650781
Bulls have to take the scraps when they can nowadays

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>>17649956
It's almost like the rigged casino turned out to be a rigged fucking casino.

>> No.17650797

>>17650742
Circuit brakers and other manipulations, like banning short selling, just hinder price discovery. Its so very tiresome.

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>>17650754
>Wrong again pandemics are when all countries have some kind of infection
>Not knowing nor thinking it's spread out throughout the world
>Thinking only the USA exists
>Who fucking cares
Bulls really are retarded huh?
Absolute kek

>> No.17650800

>>17650712
so cute ~
pls don't self-assassinate before the GBR starts (next month)

>> No.17650805

>>17650015
Worst at first, then similar once shale oil companies default, and banks invested in them start to cough as well. Then it'll turn into a financial crisis all over again once some bags are discovered, much like the subprimes from back then.

>> No.17650806

>>17650618
>cartoon network
lel

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>>17650754
>Wrong again pandemics are when all countries have some kind of infection.
Yeah bro it's not in Madagascar yet totally not a Pandemic.
Buy the dip it's a nothingburger

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>>17650765
the cope of this bulltard

>> No.17650818

>>17650679
Bill Gates has come out and said this will continue to increase exponentially.

>> No.17650821

All these retarded bears think they won kek I cant imagine being that delusional to be wanting to be a bear right this fucking instant LMAO

>> No.17650833

I'm ready to buy SPY at 275.

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>A BUNCH OF ANIME GOOK FAGGOTS GET SMOKED GAMBLING WITH OPTIONS

>> No.17650838

>>17649829
Can someone help me understand if there is anything that could make TLT crash? I am confused I thought it was a short term bond ETF and that 20 year bonds going DOWN was making it rise?

What could Trump do that would make it crash or is it guaranteed to be 300 a share or whatever shit? Should I just buy April 240call?

>> No.17650847
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>>17650799
Africa is fine dude. Fuck off. Stop saying its a pandemic when WHO doesn't call it that.

EVERYTHING IS FINE
BUY STOCKS
MARKET PRICE BUY
WE MOONING

LOOK AT THE TRUTH

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>>17650835
lol

>> No.17650855
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The bull tears are magnificent.

>> No.17650860

>>17650046
Is the treasury safe?

>> No.17650865
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they are going to halt trading on all three major indexes monday.

screenshot this

>> No.17650872
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>>17650811
>100,000 infected
>3500 dead out of 8 billion

It’s so game over you don’t even know it

>> No.17650875

>>17650818
bgizzy is fucking dumb as fuck. It's not going exponential. It's peaked already

It's literally over.

It's too sensitive to climate.

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>>17650833
>and it just kept on dropping until it hits 0

>> No.17650881

>>17650838
Trump catches the virus

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17650886
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>>17650679
>not according to the WHO
>fuck off
How retarded can you guys get? Can you not see that fucking cases outside of China has been popping off the past few days? There's literally no saving you from your own demise. The coping levels are unreal

>> No.17650892

>>17650838
if yields rise, the value of existing bonds (bond funds) goes down

>> No.17650895

>>17650811
How can you trust the fake news outlets when they lie all the time. If people around me in my visual distant gets sick that makes sense to panic but that's not the case.
You just cant see what lays before you and jump to conclusions. Nothing is happening and the virus or flu will go away by april.

>> No.17650899

What are the chances this will be a repeat of last week where Monday bounces back and Tuesday-Friday is a nothing but red?

>> No.17650901

>>17650886
ITS NOTHING
ITS NOTHING
REPEAT AFTER ME
ITS NOTHING

WE ARE MOONING

ITS OVER

THE BEARS LOST

>> No.17650907

Anyone have insight into the housing market? Will this affect home prices? I am looking to buy a house

>> No.17650913
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>>17650847
DONT FUCKING SAY THE P-WORD. MY BONDS WILL DISSOLVE

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>>17650901
Ok Stuart.

>> No.17650930

>>17650886
It's like infants wading through a swamp, they have no idea how bad things are. They probably only learned how to spell corona five minutes ago like when Trump tweeted about it.

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>>17650901
COPE HARDER FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
YOU'LL BE HOMELESS AND IN DEBT AT THE SAME TIME

>> No.17650933

>>17650895
>betting against a pandemic
The fake news outlets have been two weeks behind on this virus. Its much worse than you think.

>> No.17650938

>>17650899
the chance of monday even showing green for a second is nearly 0

>> No.17650943

>>17650907
Mortgage rates are dirt cheap right now. If you are in a high demand area housing prices will only dip if people start dying off.

>> No.17650944

>>17650323
I was 15 at the time. This will be way worse than 2008.

>> No.17650946

>>17650899
this isn't a nothingburger anymore
C-virus and oil price collapse is one thing, but we're looking at a situation where a smaller and smaller number of ALL issued bonds will have positive rates, and almost none will have rates in excess of inflation
it's a whole new world out there
it's ever happened before

>> No.17650953

>>17650785
>Fed has to print and buy to keep the market pumped up.

There's a point where that just doesn't work anymore. See 2008.

>> No.17650956

>>17650932
Oh hah. I can be a brave bull when it's +1000. That's when I should post.

Nope. I'm sitting here with these futures telling you the truth. Bulls win. Bears lose.

If you are a bear, I feel sorry for you.

>> No.17650957

>>17650681
-_-;
idiot me have literally mapped stocks in 4d
it easiest way look at them time from time and it how many people starting look at stocks

>> No.17650968

>>17650323
>Was anyone here born before 2008 and saw this back then?

I saw this in '87, 01 and '08.

This one feels different.

>> No.17650974

Tomorrow will be so bad they'll close the market intraday.

>> No.17650976

>>17650710
I disagree!

>> No.17650988
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>>17650956
I hope you don't rope yourself when we reach lower than 10K at DOW. Dangling from the ceiling, dreaming he was mooning

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Ya, interesting times

>> No.17651001

>>17650974
>Tomorrow will be so bad they'll close the market intraday.

I dunno. The 10yr is climbing hard right now.

>> No.17651002
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where are my asx bros at?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17651009

>>17650968
Can you elaborate

>> No.17651011

Tomorrow we end at -3.50

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>>17650818
He would know anon.

>> No.17651019

>>17650968
>This one feels different.

describe how it feels different

are you more afraid
it's just because you have more to lose
the rush of adrenaline always feels the same in the veins of a charging bull

>> No.17651023

>>17650988
You do see it right?

The big problem?

You actually know it deep down too. Move your ego a bit and you see I'm right.

>> No.17651026

>>17651003
>Nikkei -6.15%

We're in for a rape. Yep.

>> No.17651032

>>17650974
I can see the fed keeping up the crab market for a few more days. Every time I expect it to crash during the day they manage to pump it back up to baseline by the end.

>> No.17651033

If the market doesn't recover soon, I'll have no choice but to say the n-word.

>> No.17651035

>>17650167
It depends how old he is but most likely not.

>> No.17651036
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some wsb ledditor bought a 3x long for crude oil on friday

>> No.17651039

>>17651023

Why /ptg/ is so fucking retarded

>> No.17651043

>>17651026
they don't have circuit breakers in Japan; they bring the Tentacle Monsters out onto the trading floor when it hits -10%

>> No.17651053

>>17650567
Based and Garypilled

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show me on the doll where the bad stock market touched you

>> No.17651062

>>17651039
no it's more retarded to be bearish on a day like this

>> No.17651069

>>17651033
say it when you're good and ready. i'll give you a pass.

t. italian american

>> No.17651071

>>17651032
>I can see the fed keeping up the crab market for a few more days

Now I think I'll hope for this instead. I want the crash to be slow-mo so I can get my short positions set up. But if the government bans short-selling, does anyone know what happens if you bought puts before the ban?

>> No.17651073

>>17651026
Japan is now *only* down -.5.35%
seems like a widespread mini pump going on looking at futures in general, even FTSE, managed to climb back below -6%

>> No.17651078

wanna bet 10k on it

>> No.17651092

>>17650968
>>17650323
Feels different because of the tangible aspect of the virus and world has been hysteric for weeks now.
In 08 it was an obscure part of finance that started it and the real economy felt it way later.

Could be the worse in history or end in a day depending on virus spread news. Good time to get serious money but it's a gamble.

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>>17650988
>when we reach lower than 10K at DOW
See now you're just being silly. Silly bobos always overreach get stuck with hand in the bees nest.

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>>17651069
"negat..."

>> No.17651097

>>17650566
based take

>>17650323
if you are curious about 2008, please look at the chart for the SP500 during 2007-2009. It went down and up for months before the biggest drop. If it's a repeat of 2008, you can expect people in April talking about how the market has recovered and "the virus is under control" while clearly displaying no understanding of the actual problem ... the fed inflated bubble of epic proportions

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>>17651078
Lower than 10K

>> No.17651101

nothing materially changed from friday except oil which has more to do with saudi arabia mas spumping

The coronavirus is almost peaked because it is massively overrated now.

>> No.17651108

>>17651009
>Can you elaborate

In '87, it was a total blindside. No one really saw it coming. Everything was ok, then we dropped like 25% in one day.

In '01, you could see it coming, but it was one big thing and not a lot of big things all combined.

In '08, you could see it coming, but only if you knew where to look. This time, it was a couple of big things that triggered each other.

This time, it's like '87 and '08 combined. This virus thing more-or-less came out of nowhere, and it slammed into some serious underlying issues. In '08, the risk was CDOs, now the risks are CDOs, junk bonds, over-valuation of assets, and a whole house of cards of other dubious dealings that were all put into place to boost returns, but weakened the underlying structures.

My concern is that there's going to be a cascade effect from this, and a lot of bills are all going to suddenly come due at once.

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what happened to the SOXL spammer

>> No.17651114

>>17651101
>The coronavirus is almost peaked because it is massively overrated now.
kek what?
NY state has surged from 5 cases to over100 in the past week, it's nowhere near peaked yet

>> No.17651119

>>17651114
We will have effective treatment very soon.

>> No.17651130

>>17651119
>We will have effective treatment very soon.
kek

>> No.17651138

>>17651119
>very soon
fucking lmao
the bulls have drunk the kool aid I see

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>>17651101
let me guys you have SPY calls?

>> No.17651142

I'm going to vomit if $GILD falls with the market. Thank God I have cash to short the indices so that my loss is recouped worst case scenario. It performed very well on Friday in adverse market conditions, so I hope that foreshadows its performance on Monday. My fault for not buying a hedge.

>> No.17651143

>>17651119
you are literally just assuming that. why are bulls so delusional

>> No.17651144

>>17651119
>treatment

It's a fucking virus. Rest and hydrate and don't be old. Your only other option is a vaccine.

>> No.17651146

>>17651138
Its true

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You faggots are retarded. All my money is on $GOLD and $AUY.

>> No.17651154

other thread is already up, migrate at leisure

>>17649622

>>17649622
>>17649622
>>17649622
>>17649622

>> No.17651162

>>17651019
>3500 dead
>110,000 infected

The news is weak, and yet it’s causing sharp declines. Market wizard says when weak news/no news causes sharp volatility that’s when you should be really scared because the market detected something no one knows and people are still trying to figure it out.

>> No.17651165

>>17651144
Remdisivir works great
Kaletra works

Just wait

Not to mention virus.was overrated

>> No.17651166

>>17651146
sure it is, meanwhile
>Coronavirus updates: Dr. Anthony Fauci, a top U.S. health official, said that a regional lockdown of parts of the U.S. could become necessary. He recommended that those at greatest risk — the elderly and those with health conditions — abstain from travel

>> No.17651177

please migrate to one of the two other threads that haven't hit bump limit yet:

>>17645914

or

>>17649878

>>17651154
scoot!

>> No.17651197

>>17651108
>This time, it's like '87 and '08 combined. This virus thing more-or-less came out of nowhere, and it slammed into some serious underlying issues. In '08, the risk was CDOs, now the risks are CDOs, junk bonds, over-valuation of assets, and a whole house of cards of other dubious dealings that were all put into place to boost returns, but weakened the underlying structures.
>My concern is that there's going to be a cascade effect from this, and a lot of bills are all going to suddenly come due at once.

So the people calling it an "everything bubble" for the past 4 years were on to something if this really is the big one.
I'm young-ish but have been fucked hard by the inflated housing market. Many other people my age have the same problem. Houses simply cannot be worth what these fucking people are asking. And stocks? Fucking insanely overpriced as well.
A hard hard hard crash would be good for a lot of struggling young families right now, oddly enough. We need the boomers to come down to earth and we need foreign investors to leave the housing market (fucking insane it;s even legal, fuck our goverment)

>> No.17651229

>>17651162
>detected something no one knows and people are still trying to figure it out.

It could be that the fatality rate among young adults is higher than reported. That's something they would cover up at all costs.

>> No.17651241

>>17649974
Looks like a gorilla to me.

>> No.17651264

>>17651162
>>17651229
The market is detecting the oil price war dipshit.

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>>17650855
I ran out of tears about $100k ago. I'm completely out of options positions to just my boring stock account now.
But, hey. Bull or bear, at least we're not retarded enough to buy link, right?

>> No.17651356

>>17651197
I was lucky enough in 2006 to stumble across a website that warned about the coming housing collapse with absolute compelling evidence. It gave me a chance to move things around and protect myself before the crash hit.

I think the difference this time is that the damage is being done to market-essential segments.

For example, if someone is pruning your tree, you can live with them cutting it too short once, but not if they accidentally cut the tree down.

So in this case, as soon as production in China was shut down, that was all the warning you needed that the shit was going to hit the fan. The entire world sold their souls for cheap chinese labor, and now the bill is coming due.

>> No.17651365

>>17650702
I think since it's basically guaranteed, the IV will make it a wash (options will be really expensive). I'm wondering if that applies to shares of inverse ETFs too. I don't see how it could but I also have no idea what I'm doing.

>> No.17651428

>>17651108
I keep trying to tell people it’s not the virus, it’s an everything bubbles as the comment above mentions. we didn’t learn a lesson in 2008-09 and we are doing the same shit again. I feel the only thing thats changed is the rhetoric over the past 10 years of buy all dips, don’t say recession and it won’t happen, everything is bulls stocks will always increase. It works until it doesn’t

>> No.17651491

>>17651428
Correct. At this point the virus is the small story. The big story is the disruption to the supply chain, which will rip through weak companies like nothing we've seen before.

>> No.17651558

>>17650892
and that would only happen if the fed raises interest rates right?

>> No.17651571

>>17651491
And not to stock more shit on this sandwich but there’s also now no demand for those small businesses

>> No.17651925

>>17650566
The fed can kill two birds with one stone buy purchasing corporate bonds. What do you say about that?