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17646984 No.17646984 [Reply] [Original]

We're pricing in the apocalypse folks,it's over.

>> No.17647003

Yikes I gotta say that is horrible. Abandon ship

>> No.17647017

>>17646984
TLT outrageously high right now. But if you're serious about losing money, you might as well go 3x and buy TMF.

>> No.17647030

>>17646984
this is fucking chaos

i love it

>> No.17647033

>>17646984
What in the fuck. How the shit. Are we supposed to go take our money from the banks?

>> No.17647040

>>17646984
I don't think I've ever seen this sudden of an implosion across everything at once.... This is the moment we will tell our grand children folks.

Remember this.

>> No.17647046

>>17646984
HOLY SHIT

>> No.17647078
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>>17646984
BUY RLC

>> No.17647081

Cereal question, take money from the banks? (al gore cereal)

>> No.17647086

Uh oh, good thing I’m 75% cash, 25% guns and ammo.

>>17647040
That’s a bit too dramatic.

>> No.17647096

>>17647081
thank fuck I own digital oil and not gay ass bonds

>> No.17647109

Loving cash right now

>> No.17647128

>>17647086
Look at Bonds. Then say I'm being dramatic.

>> No.17647140 [DELETED] 

>>17646984
(((they))) are crashing this shit with no survivors because orange man bad

>> No.17647143

>>17646984
even bitcorn dont really do 30% bart downs

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>>17647040
My life is already bad enough. I still haven’t recovered from the first recession.... FUCK.

>> No.17647179

>>17647154
You know (((who))) is to blame. Act accordingly.

>> No.17647247

I don't understand what I'm looking at. Please explain for a 60IQ anon like me

>> No.17647265

it's ogre

>> No.17647302

this is good right?

>> No.17647305

>>17647247
beginning of the apocalypse

>> No.17647314
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>>17647179
I'm forming a militia

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>>17647314
>QEK2
Holy shit, it's the return

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>>17646984
explain to a brainlet what this means what is happening

>> No.17648936

>>17647033
might not be a bad idea desu

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>>17647314
hi fren

>> No.17649153

>mfw I probably should take cash out of my bank
>mfw coronavirus spreads through cash
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17649194

>>17649153
source: none

>> No.17649228

>>17648905
My noob take.
>Big Money is expecting the stock market to crash further.
>Big Money moves its money into government bonds as that's safer.
>Government is only borrowing a finite amount of money (despite its best efforts) so all these people wanting bonds means they can offer less favorable terms.
>Government lowers bond yield, giving buyers less for their money.
>This suggests big money prefers less and less favorable bonds over whatever they think is going to happen to stocks.

But I'm new to this, so I could be (probably am) wrong.

>> No.17649491

>>17649228
logically in an actual free market the bonds would indicate that the market is looking grim in the future... but with how much the Fed fucks with everything its hard to say what is going on

>> No.17649534

>>17646984
ARE YOU TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING YET????