/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17646379]

Popular brokers:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>17645131

[Anonymous No.17646405]

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[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17646410]

We've never had any economic or societal issues in the past hundred years and this is truly the end of society as we know it.

[Anonymous No.17646420]

>>17646379
oh great you retards need to spam multiple smg threads

[Anonymous No.17646421]

>mfw I bought the dip
>mfw picking up all these cheapies

[Anonymous No.17646423]

MUH PROFITS FUCK ITS ALL FALLING ITS ALL FALLING ITS ALL FALLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY WHY WHY FFFFFFFFFFUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SOMEONE HELP IM LOSING EVERYTHING
IIM LOSING MUH LIFE SAVINGS FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.17646424]

>>17646410
I think you're being a little dramatic bud

[Anonymous No.17646430]

Can someone ban that chink shill trying to get everyone to invest in his sham drug company?

[Anonymous No.17646432]

Trauma center was so fun.

[Anonymous No.17646439]

[Anonymous No.17646441]

is INO gonna tank or will it continue to go up

[Anonymous No.17646442]

>>17646379
Ah
Hear that? The cries of millions of mumus? It is like music to me.

[Anonymous No.17646444]

PSQ/SQQQ to short the DOW!
SH/SPXU to short the S&P!
TLT/TMF to short bond yields!
DRIP/OILD to short oil!

[Anonymous No.17646447]

What industries will survive this fuckery?

[Anonymous No.17646450]

>>17646420

Really? The board got taken over by Link and one general is triggering you?

[Anonymous No.17646451]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcH88pWXXx0

POST YOUR MUSIC FOR CRASH

[Anonymous No.17646452]

>>17646432
Fellow Trauma Center anon don't forget to buy med stocks~

[Anonymous No.17646457]

>>17646447
chevron

[Anonymous No.17646458]

Cao pointed out that according to the test results, remdesivir shows stronger activity against coronavirus compared with kaletra. "If we have the positive results of kaletra, maybe we will have even better clinical and virologic outcomes of the remdesivir," Cao added.

reminder China clinical studies are showing effective inhibitors for Covid-19 exist.

[Anonymous No.17646461]

already is a new thread, finish that before starting a new one newfag:
>>17645914

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17646462]

>>17646424
No anon you are so silly! This is THE END of everything don't you know? It will happen in MY lifetime

[Anonymous No.17646474]

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[Anonymous No.17646481]

>>17646462
Fuck your right

[Anonymous No.17646484]

>>17646451
https://youtu.be/2wy-W-pYlds?t=159

[Anonymous No.17646485]

It's fucking over.

[Anonymous No.17646486]

we need da POOOMP

[Anonymous No.17646497]

>>17646458
Now look up the stock and production figures for remdesivir. If there aren't enough doses for 50,000,000 people in two months, shit is still incredibly fucked.

[Anonymous No.17646498]

>>17646447
Pharmaceuticals. Pharmaceuticals. Pharmaceuticals.

$GILD is more of a safe haven asset than gold at this point. Their revenues will likely double by the time this is over.

[Anonymous No.17646499]

>>17646444
trips for truth, -4.44% EOD

[Anonymous No.17646501]

>>17646485
no anon there is so much more down to go

[Anonymous No.17646505]

ITS ALL GONNA CRASH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17646507]

I should have shorted

[Anonymous No.17646512]

i am buying fun, dfs, uber, lk

[Anonymous No.17646513]

>>17646379
Dow Jones had broken below support, trading will be halted tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17646516]

>BREAKING: Senator Ted Cruz will remain home this week after coming in contact with a person who has tested positive for the Coronavirus
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17646517]

>>17646444
>>17646499
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17646525]

>>17646447
The Coffin Industry.

[Anonymous No.17646532]

>>17646379
Thankfully I only bought one spy call with 40k in cash. Think i'll be making zero trades on monday.

[Anonymous No.17646535]

>>17646498
tfw about to graduate with a degree in pharmaceuticals and have 9 months experience in pharma with a massively growing pharma industry, will i be safe for getting a job bros in the recession/depression? did i make the right move?

[Anonymous No.17646536]

thread theme song

https://youtu.be/ZeMlQEWEg2Q

[Anonymous No.17646540]

Market down 15% end of day?

[Anonymous No.17646542]

>>17646497
Need it for hospital patients.

Also the virus is much more climate sensitive than imagined. It only spreads in cold and dry places.

[Anonymous No.17646548]

I blame the tripfags for this.

[Anonymous No.17646554]

>>17646516

Imagine the fucking shitstorm if Trump contracted, and died from Coronavirus.

[Anonymous No.17646555]

>>17646536
based

[Anonymous No.17646556]

>>17646447
Mining and related industries
Those cunts will make a killing

[Anonymous No.17646565]

>>17646556
Reduced demand for commodities though.

[Anonymous No.17646569]

>>17646525
bodies will have to be burned anon to kill the virus. Body bags would be a better bet

[Anonymous No.17646571]

>>17646498
No joke, what will happen when China requisitions all the remdesivir manufacturing capacity and tells Gilead to suck a dick?

[Anonymous No.17646573]

>>17646554
THE PENCE PUMP!!

[Anonymous No.17646577]

>>17646379
WTF you guys told me to sell my crypto for safe and trusted stocks!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Anonymous No.17646591]

LCI makes a Kaletra generic and Kaletra is being used all over the fucken place in China. Will be used over the whole world going forward.

LCI to $60

[Anonymous No.17646600]

The Dow was around 8k in 2003.

[Anonymous No.17646602]

>>17646513
We need happenings fuck these fed niggers. I've been waiting all weekend for this.

[Anonymous No.17646634]

>>17646536

[Anonymous No.17646639]

>>17646591
>image with broken english
>pushing a shit pajeet biopharma stock

Sure thing Rajesh, I'll take $1M worth.

[Anonymous No.17646648]

Australia down almost 5% now kek

[Anonymous No.17646649]

>>17646542
That guesstimate is globally. 5% ICU figures for 1b infected.

Assuming, again, China doesn't hoard the API and allot more of the share of production for their own cases.

[Anonymous No.17646650]

>>17646600
And 2020 apparently

[Anonymous No.17646656]

>>17646650

based

[Anonymous No.17646658]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FED PUMPS FOR EVERY +% THEY PUMPED ILLEGITIMATELY IT WILL JUST DROP BY THE SAME AMOUNT IN ADDITION TO NORMAL DROP
IT'S FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.17646670]

if this shit gets halted, tomorrow will be insane

[Anonymous No.17646672]

>>17646536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T54zrvXYob4

[Anonymous No.17646678]

>>17646499
QUESTION FOR ALL YOU.. REPLY OR YOUR MOTHER ... IN SLEEP.
>IS TOMORROW PEAK PANIC? PEAK VIX TOMORROW, OR DOES IT GET WORSE? https://www.macrotrends.net/2603/vix-volatility-index-historical-chart

[Anonymous No.17646685]

>>17646650
if we cultivate the finest braps we can start a new industry and save the dow

[Anonymous No.17646706]

THERE IS NO BOTTOM!

>PSQ/SQQQ to short the DOW
>SH/SPXU to short the S&P
>TLT/TMF to short bond yields
>DRIP/OILD to short oil

[Anonymous No.17646707]

Fucking panic sellers. Don't think you can buy back cheap, Fed will come to shit on you.

[Anonymous No.17646708]

>>17646447
those in the same industry as Abbvie Inc (ABBV)

[Anonymous No.17646711]

WERE IS THE FUCKING FLOOR

GOD DAMN IT DONALD GET THE FUCKING CIRCUIT BREAKERS

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17646719]

[Anonymous No.17646725]

>>17646678
>is tomorrow peak panic
>when infections/deaths are JUST right now starting to go parabolic

Not even close. Peak panic will be 2 or 3 weeks out when everybody's grannies start dying. From there it'll be capitulation.

[Anonymous No.17646727]

>>17646685
bottom heavy as foooooook

[Anonymous No.17646730]

>>17646672
>>17646536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

[Anonymous No.17646734]

If you fags really want to play the hunt the stock game in the middle of this apocalyptic shitstorm (not a great idea but that's what you do) you should be looking at anybody that can ramp up ventilator production. Or any fucking components of them. We could all be big fans soon.

[Anonymous No.17646746]

>>17646707
>ME BAGHOLDER
>RECESSIONS NEVER HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.17646748]

>>17646719
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[Anonymous No.17646753]

>>17646639
>pajeet
seriously bitch? Can't do a basic google search?

[Anonymous No.17646758]

>>17646571
U.S. and Europe can't. Africa can't. Middle East can't. Taiwan has already said that it will buy from U.S. if the need arises. China certainly doesn't want to reinforce the thieving nigger stereotype after coming out of a trade deal with the U.S. that they barely got. They haven't granted their companies production authorization for a reason.

[Anonymous No.17646762]

>>17646379
Held 3/13 CCL puts over the weekend. Guess we will see.

[Anonymous No.17646767]

>>17646748
Holy toledo.

[Anonymous No.17646768]

>>17646719
oh fug :DDDD

[Anonymous No.17646769]

>>17646748
yeah my studied calm is starting to wear off kek

[Anonymous No.17646770]

>>17646719
Jesus Christ.

I can’t believe I am still this long and still this unarmed.

[Anonymous No.17646771]

>>17646711
im predicting a bounce/temp halt at 61.8 from 2018 dec bottom to the high around 2691 - 2753 on S&P 500

[Anonymous No.17646780]

>>17646725
So if one is holding calls on the VIX (etn-based)...hold???

Also anons: what is best for shorting down to "peak fear"? FAS/(finance?) retail? casinos? Advise!!! We are all frens! A small group helping each other grow.

[Anonymous No.17646783]

>>17646706
>SQQQ
>DOW

KYS

[Anonymous No.17646785]

whats the chance we open green today?

[Anonymous No.17646787]

>>17646410
>We've never had any economic or societal issues in the past hundred years
Oh yeah, nothing happened in the 20th century.

[Anonymous No.17646792]

>>17646451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvt1NSBg-Ow

[Anonymous No.17646801]

>>17646678
tomorrow just the tip of the iceberg

[Anonymous No.17646804]

Mcfly, I thought I told you to buy the dip!

[Anonymous No.17646806]

>>17646785
we will open -10% today

[Anonymous No.17646808]

>>17646785
100% until your browser refreshes after the 10 minute delay.

[Anonymous No.17646817]

>>17646785

[Anonymous No.17646821]

Yikes.

[Anonymous No.17646822]

Remember to pick up discounted puts when the fed attempts to rescue the market.

[Anonymous No.17646840]

Is a market buy on SQQQ the second extended hours kick in a good idea

[Anonymous No.17646842]

>>17646516

lol rest in piss you dollar-store guy fieri cunt

[Anonymous No.17646845]

Well surely NOW it’s too late to panic sell... right?

[Anonymous No.17646857]

japan just dropped their 10yr bond to -0.2%

[Anonymous No.17646858]

>>17646748
>>17646767
Also Trump said he wanted to refinance the debt, right? Got his wish.

[Anonymous No.17646861]

>>17646748
>>17646767
>>17646769
>ITS REAL

[Anonymous No.17646867]

what would by a better buy in june, 3k bitcoin or 1.5k S&P index funds?

[Anonymous No.17646868]

>>17646554

Holy fuck, I would die laughing if that senile dumbfuck shat himself to death from coronavirus

[Anonymous No.17646869]

>>17646845

Panic selling now would be like trying to take a great big gasp of air now that you've gone underwater.

[Anonymous No.17646877]

>>17646845
Nah. We have months to go. There will be fed pumped bounces though, wait for one of those.

[Anonymous No.17646884]

"This will be pumped. It will not be allowed to dip any further"

[Anonymous No.17646887]

Why do we never get a supply-side stimulus package? An emergency 10% tax cut across the board would be nice.

[Anonymous No.17646889]

>>17646672
>This video is not available.
is it too much to ask for alphabet to at least give me a fucking reason why?

[Anonymous No.17646890]

let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the

[Anonymous No.17646891]

>some poor bastard or bank out there has been hedging with oil

[Anonymous No.17646892]

>>17646857
Impressive. Let's see Merkel's yields. -0.7%, very nice. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.17646895]

WE AM ALL GONNA DIE OF CHINA VIRUS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17646906]

WHY THE FUCK I VOTED THE ORANGE?
WHY!!!???
HE LITERALLY DID NOTHING FOR ME BUT MADE ME LOSE TONS OF MONEY!

[Anonymous No.17646907]

ten year is now below .5%
have fun kiddos
T. goldchad

[Anonymous No.17646909]

>>17646421
>mfw it keeps dipping after you bought

[Anonymous No.17646916]

>>17646884
That's some Junji Ito shit.

[Anonymous No.17646917]

>The fun doesn't stop at -5%
The fun doesn't stop at -5%
>The fun doesn't stop at -5%
The fun doesn't stop at -5%
>The fun doesn't stop at -5%
The fun doesn't stop at -5%

>There is a hard upside and downside limit of 5% from 5:00 p.m. to 8:30 a.m. The midpoint of the 5% limit is based on the 3:00 p.m. futures fixing price. The width of the 5% limit is based on 5% of the S&P 500 Index value at 3:00 p.m.

>If the Primary futures contract is limit bid or limit offered at 8:23 a.m. and remains limit bid or limit offered at 8:25 a.m., then trading will be halted until 8:30 a.m. During the halt, the Exchange will provide an indicative opening with price limits expanded to 7% down.

[Anonymous No.17646927]

>>17646801
I appreciate the reply. For that, I give you something. What do you think of shorting UNH? Low IV, and it insures health insurance companies like Anthem (similar) against loss. In other words: they offer "reinsurance". Who pays for massive amounts of sick people? What are your thoughts, ALL who read this? Information is not free. Advise your thoughts on this play. BTW, Berkshire Hathaway insures Cigna [health insurance]. Look through the health ins 10-K quarterly. Very dependent upon accurately assessing medical costs. Specifically notes influenza as a "risk" to profitability. Advise!!! This info not free! Gib opinion, for it is due. Pic not related, but interesting.

[Anonymous No.17646933]

>>17646906
we're at august 2019 prices

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17646934]

>>17646787
Yes this is truly the end of everything as we know it. There is nothing even remotely comparable to this event. The stock market is doomed and we will all die.

[Anonymous No.17646941]

just crash this shit up senpai

[Anonymous No.17646943]

>>17646780
Try fucking off back to r*ddit, retard.

[Anonymous No.17646951]

I don't know anything about stocks.

Can someone explain this to me like I'm a 75 IQ retard?

[W33DBrahski No.17646954]

>>17646719
TLT
TLT
TLT

Gimme fuel
Gimme fya
Gimme yield that I desiya

[Anonymous No.17646955]

>>17646889
You cannot party to the extended party mix of Limbo Rock as it qualifies for US technology export restrictions.

Try this instead or choose your favorite limbo song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN5EEhzB008

[Anonymous No.17646957]

>>17646943
see my last post, and please don't waste space trying to insult me. What are your plays in the next few weeks?

[Anonymous No.17646967]

>>17646951
>spoonfeed me during the biggest happening in the last several years
no, read the OP and learn to google you stupid faggot. also welcome to /smg/

[Anonymous No.17646971]

>>17646957
>plays
You have to go back nigger

[Anonymous No.17646976]

>>17646746
>>17646513
It's stupid though. I think people should remain calm and assess the current situation. It's not that serious, mainstream media creating fake panic. Fucking Russians deliberately shorted crude oil, they finally attacked us when the U.S. is at its weakest. Fuck RUSSIA!! Also, who the fuck called the Saudis to step up oil production?

[Anonymous No.17646987]

>>17646951
Nobody go work. Scare of sick. Economy no work. Stock go down.

[Anonymous No.17646989]

>>17646955
>This video is not available.
mother fuckers. if its a region thing can they at least say so??

[Anonymous No.17646993]

>>17646951
WE’RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.17646994]

>>17646906

lmao, the rest of us warned you all but you all had to just keep stroking your dicks to "triggering the libs" you sad fucks

[Anonymous No.17647001]

[Anonymous No.17647006]

>>17646994
you're right, it was her turn

[Anonymous No.17647011]

>>17646951
It's ogre you could have (unironically) prevented this

[Anonymous No.17647013]

How can I, a pleb armed only with RH make $ off oil?

Pls no bully.

[Anonymous No.17647019]

>>17646994
>>/leftypol/
kys poorfag

[Anonymous No.17647028]

>>17647006

lmao no fuck hillary too. you people are so braindead you think anybody who thinks you're a bunch of dumbfuck is a lib

[BUY TLT No.17647035]

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN?!?

[Anonymous No.17647041]

>>17647006
>>17646994
>>17647019
This exchange unironicly shows the real answer
Democracy and yes Republics are a mistake

RESTORE MONARCHY; RESTORE THE NOBILITY OVER THE BURGHERS

[Anonymous No.17647043]

>>17646993
Yes, but at least the bears among us will die rich.

[Anonymous No.17647045]

https://youtu.be/KLOyChP2AWA?t=36

surely blue chips won't double dip

[Anonymous No.17647048]

>>17647013
>plant olive tree
>make olive oil from olives
>sell it

[Anonymous No.17647049]

Hey zoomers. The 10-Y treasury yield has never in the history of this country been this low. Let that sink in kiddo, heh.

[Anonymous No.17647062]

>>17647028
oh i see, so vote for no one. very high IQ contribution, thank you

[Anonymous No.17647063]

>>17647019

I'm not the one bleeding out the ass financially rn lmao

[Anonymous No.17647065]

And 24800 was supposed to be strong support

[Anonymous No.17647066]

>>17646906

Yeah wtf I thought pumping the shit out of the market would at least be possible through 2020. Damn.

[Anonymous No.17647071]

we're gunna wake up tomorrow with green aren't we
everytime i get hyped into something happening from you guys it turns into nothing and we return to boring normality

[Anonymous No.17647082]

>>17647041

>everything bad about a centralized state, but even worse

fucking kek

[Anonymous No.17647089]

>>17646420
Keep the other thread up, this one's probably gonna crash hard fast because some babies are panicking about losing their lunch money.

[Anonymous No.17647101]

>>17647013
Buy oil stocks next week. RDS.B BP XOM CVX

[Anonymous No.17647118]

>>17647062

>electoralism

lmfao you rightcuck

[Anonymous No.17647119]

>>17647071
>pump up to wipe out shorts
>dump mid//end of week

[Anonymous No.17647124]

IT WAS HER FUCKING TURN
SHE WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
FUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.17647129]

>tfw 16k in spy puts
thinking of holding to hit the 1000% gain

[Anonymous No.17647131]

>>17647089
Yeah, it's only a 30% drop in oil prices. No biggie. All time lows on bonds. it's a nothing burger guys, JUST GO BACK TO WORK LOL

[Anonymous No.17647132]

>>17646821
ALL GAPES MUST BE DRILLED
>>17646889
My based friend, how do you now know about putting “pwn” in front of the youtube url?

[Anonymous No.17647145]

>>17647124

lol no, fuck 'em all

[Anonymous No.17647146]

>>17647071
>we're gunna wake up tomorrow with green aren't we
>everytime i get hyped into something happening from you guys it turns into nothing and we return to boring normality
Nobody's really gonna take advantage of the virus just to grab some cheapies lmao

[Anonymous No.17647149]

When will stonks bottom out lads? Been hodling out from doubling down with my regular investment into a global index tracker, and I'm waiting for the opportune moment

[Anonymous No.17647152]

>>17647129
Do it man we are gonna hit the fucking floor this week. I'm not into shorts and options but it's tempting. I'm buying oil stocks this week.

[Anonymous No.17647153]

you guys realize all of these numbers will be green by the time the markets actually open tomorrow, right? we're gonna be up 900 points by the times they close just like Friday

[Anonymous No.17647155]

>>17646556
They wont have workers, miners have damaged lungs they'll be effected at a greater rate than the general population

[Anonymous No.17647157]

about to trigger circuit breakers on futures kek

[Anonymous No.17647159]

>>17647124

[Anonymous No.17647160]

>>17646734
Uninterruptible power supplies and surge protectors
Brownouts coming

[Anonymous No.17647163]

>>17647082
>centralized ""Enlightened"" Monarchy
A contradiction that destroyed itself
Bring back decentralized Feudal Monarchies

[Anonymous No.17647164]

>>17646927
Specifically notes influenza as a "risk" to profitability.
I uhhh I want a pic of that a source.

[Anonymous No.17647169]

>>17646934
>we will all die

Don't know if you're just late to the party but this has been true since the dawn of time

[Anonymous No.17647170]

buy puts tomorrow or hold out for a pump

[Anonymous No.17647174]

>0.5% 10-year and falling
>impending recession caused by massive demand shock leading to credit defaults from consumers

You have 10 seconds to explain why helicopter money isnt the correct policy move.

[Anonymous No.17647175]

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE 30 YEAR BOND YIELD

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17647183]

OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17647187]

BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17647191]

>>17647149
1281-1600 S&P500 bottom

[Anonymous No.17647202]

>>17647163

>trade in one network of unnaccountable self-interested elites for another

imagine being this ideological cucked

[Anonymous No.17647204]

How do i start trading in Europe?

All the cool guys are having fun on Robin Hood...

[Anonymous No.17647206]

>>17647131
IT'S JUST TEMPRORARY FAGGOT WE'LL GET THAT 30% LOSS BACK BEFORE THE WEEK ENDS

[Anonymous No.17647211]

>>17647157
Circuit breaker rules are meant to be broken.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17647213]

*breathes in*

[Anonymous No.17647221]

>>17647204
country?

[Anonymous No.17647223]

>>17647187
>SHUT IT DOWN
>I DON'T CARE, UNPLUG IT IF YOU HAVE TO

[Anonymous No.17647224]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT

OK I'M PULLING EVERYTHING OUT TOMORROW FUCKING ASAP

THIS WILL BE WORSE THAN 2008

[Anonymous No.17647229]

>>17647213
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

STOP THAT
FUCKING STOP

[Anonymous No.17647230]

>>17646976
>implying the saudis have a master
They’re taking this opportunity along with Russia to fuck with the US by forcing all the oil producers into default, putting excess strain on the financial system during a health crisis, while we have one of the most ill-prepared presidents in recent history.

Fuck the kingdom of saud. But I’ll give it to them, they’re good.

[Anonymous No.17647233]

>>17646906
Jeb never would've let this happen

[Anonymous No.17647234]

>>17647159
BASED

[Anonymous No.17647240]

>>17647132
pwnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T54zrvXYob4

doesn't work in my browser, maybe you have a plugin?

[Anonymous No.17647245]

>born just in time to witness the US debt crisis

[Anonymous No.17647249]

>>17647213
lmao

[Anonymous No.17647251]

How does the treasury yield impact bonds?
I'm sorry for being fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.17647256]

>>17647157
they don't halt trading, they just dont allow certain levels to be traded. someone can scalp very easily right now @ 2819 on /ES

[Anonymous No.17647257]

>>17647213
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[Anonymous No.17647258]

>>17647213
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[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17647263]

going to take months for the market to recover

[Anonymous No.17647262]

>>17647221
ireland or uk

[Anonymous No.17647266]

>>17647221
Austria

[Anonymous No.17647270]

>>17647233
>"Please buy"

[Anonymous No.17647275]

>>17647224
If serious, quick question: about how old are you?

[Anonymous No.17647277]

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-refuses-halt-rallies-coronavirus-surges-032735605.html

Reminder trump isn't halting rallies

[Anonymous No.17647280]

>>17647256
at -5% they shut it down

[Anonymous No.17647289]

>>17647263
im ready to load up on TQQQ when this ass shit is over.

[Anonymous No.17647291]

>>17647213
>>17647213
Corona Chan stop

[Anonymous No.17647292]

>>17647263
Go all in on LCI. Even if the bankruptcy thesis made any sense the government wouldn't even let it happen during this shit storm.

[Anonymous No.17647300]

>>17647240
I think he meant something like https://www.. --->pwn youtube.com/watch?v=T54zrvXYob4

[Anonymous No.17647301]

THE NIKKEI IS OPEN FOR SLAUGHTER!

[Anonymous No.17647304]

>>17647280
sure, but only for 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.17647309]

>>17647240
Pffft kekkies
Pwnyoutube obvs

[Anonymous No.17647310]

>>17647224
>THIS WILL BE WORSE THAN 2008
LMAO no Calm the fuck dpown and keep buying

[Anonymous No.17647312]

Do the opposite of what tripfags do and you'll be rich.

[Anonymous No.17647316]

>>17647263
>months

[Anonymous No.17647317]

>>17647187
CRAB MARKET
CRAB MARKET
WALK LIKE CRAB
TANK LIKE MARKET
CRAB MARKET

[Anonymous No.17647319]

>>17647304
not for futures

[Anonymous No.17647323]

This is so much fun, I'm glad I get to watch this trashfire unfold from the very beginning. I missed out in 2008.

[Anonymous No.17647332]

>>17647277

top fucking kek, the sheer incompetence of his administration and ideological fellow travelers has been a fucking circus and this would be the the most fitting possible capstone

[Anonymous No.17647334]

>>17647301

[Anonymous No.17647335]

>>17647152
>>17647129
Do you guys really think stocks are gonna tank more? What about March Madness? You think they gonna let stocks tank while sports picks up?

[Anonymous No.17647343]

>>17647251
If I borrow $100 from you and promise to pay back $110 in a year, that'd be a 10% bond. It starts at a 10% yield.

If suddenly my promise is worth a lot and the bond trades and it's worth $110 today (for $110 in a year), then the yield is 0%. The price of the bond went up and the yield went down.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17647347]

>>17647323
It really is. I don't even feel bad about losing money every day, this is the best show ever!

[Anonymous No.17647349]

>>17647275
28. and 300k invested. pulling everything out tomorrow. yep, I'm panic selling even though I'm a week or two late

[Anonymous No.17647351]

>>17646379
New 52 week low for the guy who called everyon a retard in the other thread.24,661 Implied open

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17647352]

>>17647292
with all the profits on my SPY puts i'll be buying more LCI for sure.. but I want under $7.. I might even sell some of my blue chips to buy more LCI since it's already very undervalued

LCI to $60

[Anonymous No.17647360]

>>17647202
You are either an Anarchist which is inherently self-contradictory, in favor of democracy with more welfare, or call for the same thing with the vanguard of the proletariat.

[Anonymous No.17647367]

>>17647213

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IM SHAKING IM LITERALLY SHAKING

[Anonymous No.17647370]

>>17647301
RIP nipbros.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17647375]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGrykRKQmG4

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17647379]

>>17647316
ok then.. a year?

[Anonymous No.17647381]

mic check 1. 2. 3.

*cough*

ahem...

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[Anonymous No.17647385]

>>17646906
Where were you when you realized Trump destroyed every rich person worse than Bernie Sanders ever could and brought us income equality?

>oil crash
>tell Russia not to go along with the Saudis
>all the evil people in the middle east die of starvation and COVID-19
>Iran and Iraq are all dead men
>Russia picks up the pieces and enjoys total domination over oil markets
>Saudis will cannibalize each other and the current Wicked King will be assassinated
>Pope has trained ninja assassins who will steal the Salvador Mundi in the chaos and take it to its rightful place = BASED

actual result for average people
>gas prices
>oil prices
>all are the cheapest they have been in DECADES

>stock crash
>all greedy evil fatcats lose half their money
>they escape into bonds
>enjoy your negative bonds

what this means for average people
>people with small accounts have easy out and will lose barely anything, people will make a LOT of extra money with higher wages and cheaper gas prices can buy back at 50% off stocks
>rich people will have to invest large amounts of money wherever they can because bonds and stocks are dead
>wages war from rich against poor finally capitulates and average wages go up 76% (future)
>Michael Bloomberg loses 59 billion dollars in markets (future)
>Trump worth more than Bloomberg

OK average joe now has cheaper gas and better jobs with more wages but what about real estate?
>30 year mortgage at lowest level in 8 years
>real estate becomes only logical place remaining to invest
>normies who bought homes now are seeing insane once in a lifetime gains

Average Joe now has better jobs, cheaper gas, bigger homes, old people died from Corona leaving them billions of dollars in total, millennials go on home buying spree, average earnings of average family goes up by the most seen since World War 2 and rich people lose more money than since Great Depression

As the Marauders Map would say, America Great Again...Made!

[Anonymous No.17647386]

>>17647224
>worse than 2008
lmao
zoomers really need to go back and read just how fucked everything was after Lehman, you have no idea what an actual happening looks like

[Anonymous No.17647387]

>>17647349
That’s fine, even a 10% loss is more or less negligible in the long run. All in on SPY puts Monday.

[Anonymous No.17647390]

>>17647332
>https://news.yahoo.com/trump-refuses-halt-rallies-coronavirus-surges-032735605.html

Asked if he was concerned that the virus had spread to within a few miles of the White House, Trump replied: "No, I'm not concerned at all."

The president had already insisted as he visited the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) on Friday that the risk of having so many people in close proximity "doesn't bother me at all."

[Anonymous No.17647391]

>>17647349
the tough part about selling is that you'll have a hard time getting back in. good on you for saving $300k though. i'll be buying your cheapies

[Anonymous No.17647394]

>>17647349
More like a couple weeks late lol, but thank you for answering.

[Anonymous No.17647398]

>>17647335
You are in the middle of a black swan event how have you not figured that out yet?

[Anonymous No.17647397]

>>17647360

>anarchism

>self contradictory

lol I think you're thinking of vanguardists, m'dude

[Anonymous No.17647401]

>>17647277
Him losing when 3% of his boomer mong army is dead is already priced in.

[Anonymous No.17647403]

>>17647323
>>17647347
damn, it feels good to be a day trader right now. loving every laugh.

[Anonymous No.17647404]

>>17647352
If Lannett makes any PR statement on their Kaletra generic its going to pop. I don't think its worth waiting for under $7. I'm not convinced it will go under 7 anyway.

[Anonymous No.17647407]

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[Anonymous No.17647408]

So many people are about to be redpilled, it's fucking finally happening

[Anonymous No.17647414]

>>17646379
>20 million under quarantine in Italy
>Oil dropping 20%

BOBO will prison rape the market tomorrow!

Get ready for -6% EOD!

[Anonymous No.17647413]

>>17647385
b-based??

[Anonymous No.17647418]

Welp there goes my money but I have a whole lifetime to make more of it, and each dollar I make from now on is stronger than before this because of the knowledge gained

[Anonymous No.17647422]

>>17647385

[Anonymous No.17647428]

>>17647263
>months
Cute

[Anonymous No.17647429]

>>17647408

lmao you dumbfucks can't blame this one on ebil feminists in vidya gaems

[Anonymous No.17647433]

do i just hodl now that it's too late to sell

[Anonymous No.17647435]

>>17646556
Based LODE will finally raise!!!

[Anonymous No.17647436]

>>17647263
That's the plan, this is how we get rid of Drumpf.

[Anonymous No.17647439]

>>17647397
Stalin didn't go far enough removing your cancer from the world

[Anonymous No.17647441]

>>17647213

[Anonymous No.17647454]

>>17647213
Thank you Corona-Chan!

[Anonymous No.17647455]

>>17647301
>heres your sushiburi dana bro

[Anonymous No.17647457]

>>17647436

lmfao anybody who thinks trump is the cause of our problems is a braindead fucking centrist

[Anonymous No.17647458]

Good lord

[Anonymous No.17647462]

Companies are going to start defaulting quickly.
Remember guys, if they shut off the ATM's, you have about 3 days to gtfo

[Anonymous No.17647471]

>>17647457
well I suppose we had to agree on something

[Anonymous No.17647473]

>>17647439

stay mad, lmao

[Anonymous No.17647474]

Bitcoin is the canary in the coal mine. As a growth-dependent, speculative security it illustrates the market's projection for sustained growth and tolerance for risk. You see a mass Bitcoin sell-off before market open? You can sure as hell bet that traders will dump growth-oriented securities just the same.

We are heading to a Holocaust on Monday.

[Anonymous No.17647477]

Is this bad?

[Anonymous No.17647478]

Now brace yourself for another fed pump tomorrow, but they can't keep doing it every day

[Anonymous No.17647480]

>>17647462
How much is your put worth if the company goes bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.17647482]

>>17647433
just give up.
it gets worse.

[Anonymous No.17647484]

>>17647418
If you’re not MARKET BUYING inverse bear ETFs at open, you’re missing out on a hell of a ride.

[Anonymous No.17647490]

>>17647309
well why didn't you say so?

>>17647300
>>17647309
didn't work anyway, all video download services just said "video unavailable".
managed to download the mp3 with one of them though. very good song, worth the work.

[Anonymous No.17647493]

Guess im going into a long dated put on SPY on monday morning.

[Anonymous No.17647502]

>>17647477
No, everything is fine goy, don't you dare sell now.

[Anonymous No.17647503]

>>17647428
It's not like we'll go lower than this anyway. Winter is almost over. Although you still have some time say bye bye to Corona-chan before she leaves the planet forever.

[Anonymous No.17647505]

>>17647458
>nikkei below 20k again

[Anonymous No.17647508]

>>17647385
yep, im all for the catholic ninjas

[Anonymous No.17647510]

>>17647457
Fuck off extremist, the centrists know trump didn’t cause COVID 19 but has certainly bungled it. We see he did well in banning flights but has done very little since then except disagree with THE MASTER OF DISASTER dr. Fauci

[Anonymous No.17647515]

Bears lose in an economic collapse too

[Anonymous No.17647518]

>>17647455

[Anonymous No.17647517]

WHY
DID
I
SELL
THIS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.17647519]

>>17647477
VERY VERY VERY VERY BAD
REMOVE ALL YOUR ASSETS IN THE MARKET NOW

[Anonymous No.17647525]

ATTENTION ALL AMERIMUTTS. YOU'LL BE NEEDING THIS TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BETTER SERVE YOUR NEW CHINK OVERLORDS. I HOPE YOU LIKE RICE WITH YOUR CUM.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17647526]

>>17647404
I don't think it'll go under $7.. but if it does.. i'm loading the fuck up.. shit is way fucking undervalued

[Anonymous No.17647528]

>>17647385
based and screencapped

[Anonymous No.17647530]

>>17647477
Its happening

[Anonymous No.17647531]

>>17647433
Made the same mistake beginning of 2018 with crypto

[Anonymous No.17647532]

>>17647480
Entire strike price x 100

[Anonymous No.17647537]

LIMITS

ARE

TRIGGERED

[Anonymous No.17647540]

>>17647477
Oil is a way bigger issue right now. An oil price war after the forest fire of Coronameme is gonna HURT.

[Anonymous No.17647541]

>>17647490
Just use the clean viewer?
I can’t just give you a hammer, I also have to teach you how to use it?

[Anonymous No.17647545]

>>17647408
Nogs don’t care about the markets
They’ll keep getting their gibs, sadly

[Anonymous No.17647549]

>>17647515
wrong
bears make money on the way down and get to buy cheap it turns around

[Anonymous No.17647554]

Im calling the bottom

[Anonymous No.17647555]

>>17647414
>>17647477

This. This is bad.

[Anonymous No.17647559]

>>17646556
Ridiculous. Demand for commodities is cratering

[Anonymous No.17647565]

>>17647230
But the Saudis are our friends, if the U.S. goes down then they will also go down. So, what gives, they're just digging their own grave??

[Anonymous No.17647568]

Blaming Trump for Russian oil oligarchs and an airborne virus is laughable but somehow I know people are going to try and do it anyways

[Anonymous No.17647570]

Do I have to report my stock transactions from Robinhood on my taxes if I only spent 70$ for the entire year and made 12$?

[Anonymous No.17647575]

>>17647515
The money is just a side dish. The main course is knowing that others are suffering.

[Anonymous No.17647578]

>futures highest they've been since 2000 (going by 2017 figures)

Damn it feels good to be a bullbro.

[Anonymous No.17647589]

>>17647474
Oh, please, coinfag. Bitcoin is reacting to the price war that just started because Putin backed out of the OPEC deal, which sent EVERYTHING down. Bitcoin has no real connection to the overall world economy, because nobody fucking uses it.
We're about to have the markets cuntpunched by the arabs and Putin, and you're gonna sit here blathering about fake internet coins, like you have a fucking clue.

[Anonymous No.17647591]

I'm unironically scared bros

[Anonymous No.17647600]

>>17647473
More annoyed; I know that at the end of the day literally every other ideology will gang up on you so it would be stupid to get mad over it

[Anonymous No.17647604]

>>17647568
It was her fucking turn you fucking bigot

FUCK TR*MP

[Anonymous No.17647610]

>>17647575
based and schadenfreude pilled

[Anonymous No.17647615]

>>17647549
Anon

Thats not how this is going to work

Short interest will be a billion percent and at the end of the chaos there wont be any money for you to be gifted

Hope you have tangible skills outside of gambling on doomsday

[Anonymous No.17647621]

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[Anonymous No.17647622]

>>17647570
Technically yes, but if you're so poor you're using Robinhood they probably don't give a shit (and you'll balance those $12 in capital losses anyway lol)

[Anonymous No.17647624]

>>17647591
good, that's bullish

[Anonymous No.17647632]

>>17647575
For real, I get such a perverse pleasure knowing the normies are losing everything. Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.17647634]

>>17647477

[Anonymous No.17647636]

>>17647591
Scared? This is the opportunity of a life time! You'll finally be able to afford a home with a ultra low rate mortgage and put your money in the market at the lowest point. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE BRO! TIME TO SHINE!

[Anonymous No.17647641]

>>17647101
That's it? No crazy option plays? No triple leveraged ETFs?

[Anonymous No.17647643]

>>17647568
President gets credit for the economy whether it’s good or bad and whether they actually “cause” the good or bad.

PS: Fuck off back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.17647645]

>>17647604
Why the fuck hasn’t he halted cruise ships and closed schools and concerts and fucking political rallies?

It’s a drastic measure but containment or just delay is a serious thing.

Does he think he can keep his base from noticing until November?

[Anonymous No.17647644]

New thread

>>17647637
>>17647637
>>17647637

[Anonymous No.17647646]

This level of bear sentiment is super bullish you realize.

[Anonymous No.17647648]

>>17647541
>click "clean viewer"
>video unavailable
i mean i dont know why you think any of these sites actually proxy video downloads, all they do is dig up the video url on alphabet's servers and give it to you. meaning it's still region restricted.

only reason mp3 download sites works is because they HAVE to convert the video to mp3 because youtube doesn't store audio in that format

[Anonymous No.17647652]

hey at least we get to shitpost here all along the way down, frens.

[Anonymous No.17647656]

>>17647591
I'm not, this shit is just too entertaining. I'm a software engineer and pulled out months ago so I probably will be fine.

[Anonymous No.17647663]

>>17647537
WARNING WARNING !!!!!

CIRCUIT BREAKER ENGAGED. SUNDOWN PROTOCOLS INITIATED.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!

[Anonymous No.17647671]

>>17647013
All in on DRIP

>>17647101
>buying bankrupt companies
LMAO

[Anonymous No.17647673]

>>17647636
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO, I HAVE 100K but can't decide if I should buy a house or stocks.

[Anonymous No.17647683]

>>17647644
Retard, at least fill the other one first >>17645914

[Anonymous No.17647685]

>every board I frequent has turned into /pol/
Jesus Christ I am literally shaking in pure fear

[Anonymous No.17647687]

>>17647643
All I read was "go to war with everyone"

Pussy

[Anonymous No.17647694]

HALTED

[Anonymous No.17647707]

>>17647645
He understands nothing do you still not get this.

[Anonymous No.17647711]

I don't want to die a virgin

[Anonymous No.17647714]

>>17646458
Remdesivir needs to be given very early in an infection for real efficacy. Gilead might moon, depending on how much they bullshit their findings, but no Boomer will be saved. Day of the Pillow is still on. This is the case for ALL antivirals, not limited to Gilead's drug.

Regeneron is developing monoclonal antibody therapy, not antiviral. Should be much more effective, but given Corona-chan's incubation period it might not be all that effective in the cohorts it will actually be used on (hospitalizations). Should also take ~6m before it's ready to test. Fingers crossed it either won't work in advanced cases and/or it won't be ready during next year's cold and flu season, which is when we should see peak boomercide

[Anonymous No.17647715]

>>17646591
More like the other way around

[Anonymous No.17647717]

>>17647645
Airborne = inevitable

I am astounded that we didnt try to accelerate it immediately just to get it over with

[Anonymous No.17647722]

>>17647622
So if I don't bother reporting it, the IRS won't come knocking down my door to collect their 12$? I just don't want to buy turbotax premier.

[Anonymous No.17647724]

>>17647525
>Chink overlords
they're already dead senpai

[Anonymous No.17647743]

>>17647711
man you are way too dramatic. and many people in here are too.

[Anonymous No.17647768]

>>17647673
Right now? Buying either would be incredibly stupid. The market probably has several more plunges down before it's safe to buy. A house right now is problematic, in terms of having a job to continue paying upkeep and taxes, if you're buying outright.
Things are way too much in flux right now for major financial decisions. I'd hold for a bit.

[Anonymous No.17647774]

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

[Anonymous No.17647777]

>>17647717
Inevitable or not, the speed of the spread will determine the level of overwhelm to the health system

[Anonymous No.17647792]

>>17647722
You can probably just do free e-filing. Also don't forget to look up the Retirement Saver's Contribution Tax Credit. Both those things are tailor made for poorfags.

[Anonymous No.17647799]

Press P to praise Corona-Chan for eternally destroying Bullfags

[Anonymous No.17647809]

>>17647777
Aw man

Whyd you have to get quads

Not even gonna shitpost at you now

[Anonymous No.17647813]

>>17647164
Such ridiculous amounts of faggetry nowadays.
https://ir.antheminc.com/static-files/42a5e02c-6196-4246-8f50-cf466940800c

[Anonymous No.17647816]

>>17647777
Quads of clinical truth. There's a reason Italy's death rate is going to climb higher and higher over the coming weeks.

[Anonymous No.17647846]

>>17647554
Good.. your old father is going to die soon. Nice of you to call him one last time.

[Anonymous No.17647849]

>>17647816
That’s not Cigna or Berkshire...

[Anonymous No.17647858]

>>17647164
>>17647813
And this (pic)

[Anonymous No.17647898]

>>17647858
>>17647849
>>17647813
Oops replied to the wrong post

Yeh but who wants to buy anthem? I like Berkshire and maybe UNH

[Anonymous No.17647903]

>>17647685
>For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, '/pol/ was right again'.

[BUY TLT No.17647937]

F

[Anonymous No.17647951]

One sad irony of this will be that with all it's power, the US's lack of a socialized health care system will ultimately be what takes them down.
The virus will spread unabaded through low income communities because no one will have the money to pay for a doctor.
gg americucks.

[Anonymous No.17647962]

>>17647898
Get Berkshire then... I wish i could but its too spendy. Some old fags will get my posts [and please do comment]. New fags buy anthem because it's solid and will profit from medical. Old fags will read
[my old posts]
the lines

[Anonymous No.17647970]

>>17647951
socialized health care has jack shit to do with it. Italy has that.

[Anonymous No.17647989]

>>17647722
You're the kind of person I laugh at. You're trying to avoid paying turbotax, when Robinhood gives you the forms to fill out your return. So you're just cheap, and lazy - you want to play day trader, but don't want to pay day trader fees.

Now the real humor is, you're so dumb and low effort, you don't realize or know that Robinhood by law has to send a copy of your end of year tax forms to the IRS, along with yours, so the IRS already knows about your trades, so if you don't claim them, you'll get a bill and a penalty for not reporting income, that will probably be more than paying for turbotax. Doesn't matter that it's only $12 in profit - YOU HAVE TO FILE THEM.

And, you're so low effort that you don't know you can just have Turbotax compute everything, and then just copy off everything on the screen to printed forms, mail them in, and be done.

[Anonymous No.17648007]

>>17646441
good question. i bought 3/20 $11 puts when it rose 55% in like 3 hours just because it seemed like an overreaction to the news.

[Anonymous No.17648018]

>>17647962
>Buying Berkshire
Literally WHY?

[Anonymous No.17648022]

>>17646719
Fucking TLT I am so jealous of you guys I could've even just fucking bought .48 calls and been up 3 grand on a 480 bet Friday but now its probably going to be a 10K profit on 480...I feel so stupid. Missed my retirement could've had so much money.

Robinhood stopped me from turning 480 into 120K by going down Monday.

Anyway grats to anyone in this

[Anonymous No.17648028]

>>17647970
It will, Italy is a good few weeks ahead of US.

[Anonymous No.17648085]

>>17647951
The U.S. has 11 nurses per 1,000 people. Italy has 5 per 1,000 people. Which country do you think is better prepared?

[BUY TLT No.17648115]

>he bought on a Friday

BoBos rise the fuck up!

[Anonymous No.17648125]

>>17648018
Don't understand long term, stable investment, do ya?

But it's okay, you'll never have the wealth to be buying in that range, nobody here will.

[BUY TLT No.17648132]

>>17648022
Told y'all about TLT
You called me a tripfag
Now you're poor

[Anonymous No.17648151]

>>17648125
Just by index ETFs, what makes Berkshire so much better than any other shitty hedge fund or mutual fund?

[Anonymous No.17648186]

>>17648028

[Anonymous No.17648214]

>>17648151
They make big deals opportunistically like the recent Oxy deal where they get paid just for attaching Warren's name to their stupid deal.

They manage assets well and can use cashflow from one business doing well to help fund another business that's struggling and can can underperforming management for better ones.

They manage funds well, and have billions sitting in cash just waiting for an opportunity like this one.

There are a lot of advantages to owning a conglomerate like Berk.

[Anonymous No.17648291]

>>17648007
Any coronavirus-related stock is going to go up. People who are pulling out of S&P500/Dow favorites are pouring their money into medical and pharmaceutical. 'Big sucking sound' until this pandemic is over.

[Anonymous No.17648306]

Mannarino is freaking out lol. He's been freaking out but ho ho, he's saying run for the hills if you see the yield curve crater again.

[Anonymous No.17648310]

>>17648214
Maybe in the 70's but now it doesnt seem like much of a difference?

[Anonymous No.17648542]

>>17648306
We know Greg, thanks

[Anonymous No.17648822]

>>17648151
Would there be any point telling you? You can't afford, and you either wouldn't understand, or would autism "NO U" back at me.