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Toilet paper is about to disappear from the shelves.

Toilet paper is the new gold.

>> No.17623354

>>17623289
>Toilet paper is the new gold.

Boomers seem to think so. I've heard stories that they wait outside supermarkets at 6am to clean the place out of any restocked toilet paper. It's like they know TP will flip fiat or something.

>> No.17623370
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17623370

In australia all the toilet paper is gone, which is retarded since we have domestic supply chains.

Boomers buying 10 packs of toilet paper like retards.

It's just the fucking flu boomer.

>> No.17623380

>>17623289
>Toilet paper is the new gold.
they said this in supernatural but you can just wash your ass instead with a wet rag

>> No.17623400

>>17623370
>In australia
You know there are more stores than just Coles and Woolies right?
The above were hilariously empty so I walked across the road and found plenty for sale at Foodland.

>> No.17623448

>>17623289
Imagine paying for toilet paper and not just stealing rolls from motorway service stations.
Ngmi

>> No.17623456

>>17623400
>The above were hilariously empty so I walked across the road and found plenty for sale at Foodland.
you probably purchased counterfeit toilet paper LOL

>> No.17623458

>>17623289
hahaha. I really hope the virus will wipe out those fatasses

>> No.17623466

>>17623380
in fact romans used sea sponge could try that too keep sponge in disinfectant water rinse it in clean water wipe ass back to disinfectant

>> No.17623468

>toilet paper dispute
Hmm, if only there was a decentralised dispute resolution platform...

>> No.17623484

>>17623289

Toilet Paper - is the new tulip mania

and the the black death happens to us

>> No.17623523

>>17623370
It's chinks buying from overseas

>> No.17623531

>>17623456
literally all those purchases were made online.

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17623538

Did somebody just say dispute?

>> No.17623541

>>17623370
Liar. All servos are stocked. Fear mongering retard kek

>> No.17623636

>>17623289
can have my stonks certificates
arse-wiping be their final useful use now

>> No.17623659

lol im in the process of making my paypal I'm going to sell toilet paper on australian ebay.
I'll let you guys know if it works out.

>> No.17623672

>>17623289
Funniest Sell Signal I've Ever Perceived

>> No.17623681
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>>17623380
>>17623466
imagine going into a shared bathroom and there's no toilet paper, just a rag laying in a bucket of non-clear water

>> No.17623723

A literal nigga and a coconut fighting while a crafty white Nana sneaks a 10 pack out of fatty mc fattys trolley . what a time to be alive

>> No.17623744

>>17623289
Did cave men have toilet paper? Is it any more essential for us than today then it would have been for them if we could transport it there to them?

The bedrock of society is clean water, electricity and open and easy transport allowing food to reach places where it isn't grown. How the fuck is toilet paper the thing people run towards?

I'm not the type to ever go but crap when shit is going on like hurricane or snowstorm or this flu crap. But if I was ever fearful of missing out on the ESSENTIALS OF MODERN LIFE.
I would go buy a generator for electricity. Some oil for it. Invest in solar panels for my home.
Have a thorough understanding of how the water that comes out of my pipes is produced and how close I am to a flint michigan type of deal. Then proceed to address that situation.

After that is done. The only fucking thing I am buying is dry virtually expiration free rice and legumes/pulses/beans. Store in multiple air tight containers.

Literally done. That is the basics of surving a year atleast if shtf. Have your own power. Have dry food that only requires water and heat to eat. Your worst case scenario is having to find water if your tap is a no go.

FUCK TOILET PAPER

>> No.17624156

>>17623289
First, yes, some of the fluid in female ejaculate is urine. However, there is far more to it than that. Women have these things called Skene's glands, two small glands just inside of the urethral opening. Their job is to secrete fluid meant to lubricate the urethra, which aids in the vulva's self-cleaning properties and helps prevent UTIs. When sexually stimulated, some women can produce a lot of fluid from these glands, but they do not produce any "velocity," so to speak. However, during sexual stimulation, the urethra can fill with this fluid, and upon orgasm, the woman's muscles contract powerfully and this can eject the fluid in a manner that could be called squirting. That said, this is no spray of liquid, more of a small spurt that lasts no longer than a fraction of a second. When you see videos where a woman is dispensing any sort of stream, that is urine either alone or combined with the liquid from the Skene's glands. However, in these situations, it doesn't mean that it doesn't fall under the category of "squirting." Who really cares what organ produces the liquid? Simple fact is that a woman is so turned on and feels so much pleasure that her body is just going to do what it's going to fucking do. If a woman pees a little during an orgasm, don't let that distract you from the fact that she's fucking off the wall with excitement and it doesn't devalue the situation at all. Of course, this is constantly faked in porn. Actresses just wiggle around and pee. Guess fucking what, all professionally produced porn is fake. These people are banging in a room full of bored crewmembers, under burning set lights, on a tight schedule. Of course the firehose blasting out from between the woman's legs is pee. BIG WHOOP. IT'S PORN. Squirting really does happen. Many women never experience it, but for the ones who do, the last thing they need is you atrocious fucking boils on the face of reality complaining that they're faking it and just peeing.

>> No.17624181

Damn Australians look like THAT?!

>> No.17624198

>>17623289
>sharters fight over toilet paper
kek the absolute state of amerimutts

>> No.17624255

>>17623370
when was the last time the flu stopped the stock market, stopped the supplychains, etc? let me know, retarded millennial.

>mfw im a millennial

>> No.17624323

>>17623289
so this is the power of the western diet

>> No.17624401

>toilet paper

Cringe

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17624404

Those are mega plus rolls and I gave 30 more rolls of paper towels and 5 months of food

>> No.17624727

fucking sugar is sold out, i understand toilet paper kind of, i'm mean i could just take a shower afterwards, but fucking sugar is not a staple

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>>17623289

>> No.17624760

>>17623370
>It's just the fucking flu
flu doesn’t require artificial ventilation due to severe respiratory condition in 15% of cases
do you understand that once hospitals are filled mortality rate will skyrocket?
infect ivory is exponential so it’s just a matter of time

>> No.17625461

>>17624760
it mostly affect boomers and fatties. society needs a cleanse.

>> No.17625484

>>17624760
>15% of cases
15% of cases involving boomers. Who cares?

>> No.17625500

>>17625484
Yeah, who cares? 15%? You fucking loser

>> No.17625507

It always was

>> No.17625520

>>17623289
hahahah cope gold and silverfags we kept telling you that no one will be looking for your shiny rocks in a real emergency now look at this

>> No.17625545
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17625545

>>17623289

* single-handedly ends tp shortage *

Nothing personal kids.

>> No.17625557

>>17623538
Kek

>> No.17625568

>>17625517

>> No.17625601

>>17625545
This. I can't believe first world countries aren't using these, it's a thousand time more hygienic, cheap, let's you use much less paper. There's literally no reason it's not in every home.

>> No.17625628

i bet yall retards don't even shit before you shower so you can blast your b-hole with the jet spray showerhead

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>>17624760
this

>> No.17625678

>>17625662
ah cool. Cool, cool, cool. They source themselves. Brilliant and must be fact.

>> No.17625688

>>17625500
HE'S NOT A BOOMER, FAGGOT. SO, HE DOESN'T CARE. How hard is that to wrap your head around?????

>> No.17625696

>>17625628
>not blasting your rectum with a water hose + light enema after every shit, while still sitting in the toilet

>> No.17625707

>>17625688
I'm not, but most of my family is. Sad state of /biz/ when we're not looking after our families, huh?

>> No.17625709

>>17625601
I spliced a dish sprayer from an old sink into my toilet plumbing to make my own red neck bidet

>> No.17625754

>>17625678
check the site for the 30+ references

>> No.17626334

>>17623289
Why toilet paper? I understand canned food or water but this tp mania seems engineered.

>> No.17626376

>>17625707
just think about the inheritance gains

>> No.17626458

>>17623289
>>17623370
Why should I stock up on anything instead of just killing a boomer and taking their toilet paper stockpile if things actually become a lawless society where toilet paper is currency?

>> No.17626495

>>17623289
> Need toilet paper last week
> Stop on my way home from work grab an 8 roll pack so I'm good for awhile
> I get home I open the cabinet under the sink, oh shit bro I bought toilet paper the day before already
I fucking made it boyos

>> No.17626525

>>17625707
If anything, in my experience: Boomers are the ones giving the least of a shit about this. Let their ignorance be their downfall.

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17626530

Just buy wet wipes, they're much better

>> No.17626533

>>17625662
"multiple time as many people get infected 40-80% of the world population (estimate)" into the trash it goes

>> No.17626596

>>17626530
Enjoy your plumbers bills when it finally clogs the pipes

>> No.17626639

>>17623744
You should buy ghee and beef tallow to add fat to your diet, you will be miserable without it

>> No.17626741

>>17626639
Absolutely based!

>> No.17626786

>>17626596
the anon above never said he flushed them...

>> No.17626829

>>17626533
cope
https://thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/prevention-cures/482794-officials-say-the-cdc-is-preparing-for
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-13/coronavirus-could-infect-two-thirds-of-globe-researcher-says
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/11/coronavirus-expert-warns-infection-could-reach-60-of-worlds-population

>> No.17626833

>>17623289
>2020
>using toilet paper

>> No.17626845

>>17626786
Yeah, he places shit smeared wet toilet wipes in the bin, next to his toothbrush, near his sink, where he shaves. KEK

>> No.17626861

>>17623289
I don't get it, just use paper towels. Next step is using notebook/printer paper. I would gladly wile my ass with notebook paper over these dumb niggers unloading their pumped to bags on me.

>> No.17626875

ok enough with the toilet paper

what's the next item I should buy to exploit the corona panic? toothpaste?

>> No.17626876

>>17623289
>Needing toilet paper
maybe if your a lardass with a poor diet like in the OP pic

>> No.17626905

>>17626861
Get the population to rush to a few single points, on a single day... I dunno, say, to a toilet paper aisle or some shit, right? Cool, since only dumb fucks and idiots and poor and unemployed are stupid enough, they can all infect each other and die.
Then we release the vaccines.

>> No.17627778

>>17625461
kind of funny. almost like nature devised a way to correct all of this.

>> No.17627833

>>17626875
Pasta and rice as the main producing countries are heavily affected which could lead to shortages.

>> No.17628070

>>17623289
You know they can just make more right?

>> No.17628640

fecal transmission is real, studies out of singapore confirmed that the infected tend to blast corona everywhere in the loo

>> No.17628882

>>17625707

They too partake in the jewish debt pyramid scheme, forcing other to take on even more debt to buy basic necessities like a house. I know it's going to be hard for you losing everyone over the age of 40, but this has to happen. This debt nonsense can't continue much longer.

>> No.17628899

>>17626458

Your ass will be too itchy to pull off a heist

>> No.17629621

>>17626875
Desinfectants
Flu med
Canned food

Dont fall for the mask meme its a bull trap

>> No.17629668

>>17623289
Steal it from your office retards

>> No.17629688

People not worthy of saving, hoarding goods for survival. What a shame.

>> No.17629707
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>>17623681
You mean shared between the sexes? Bc sniffing the pail now sounds kinda hot

>> No.17629719

Central Jersey reporting in. Wegmans was completely out of toiletpaper yesterday with Walmart and target being almost empty. Im working today so ill check out the Allentown PA Walmart and wegmans in a few hours(like 45min from scranton where the confirmed cases are)

>> No.17629754

>>17629719
Reporting from the hearth of the coronameme - Padua, northern Italy - dont be retarded anons if you trying to sell those goods at a insane premium the cyber-pigs are coming for you (not memeing, investigations are here on active as we speak)...also there was a shortage of disinfectant for like a week, can buy It everywhere now

>> No.17629836

>>17623289
why does everyone need toilet paper? having a bidet makes it useless

>> No.17629920

>2020
>not doing nowipe

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>>17623354
> implying toilet paper DIDN'T flip fiat already
oh sweet summer child