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>> No.17620575

Best bear

>> No.17620579

Buy LabCorp you fools!

>> No.17620589
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>> No.17620623

>>17620579
why?

>> No.17620638
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Guys

I’m really gonna miss my boomer relatives. Well most of them. Actually one of them is the silent generation. Shit...

Dark times are here again. Stiff upper lip, America!

>> No.17620649

Thanks to whoever said something about SNSS

>> No.17620657

>>17620623
>One of the biggest lab testing companies in America
>Just released its corona virus tests for doctors to order yesterday
https://www.labcorp.com/information-labcorp-about-coronavirus-disease-2019-covid-19

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>>17620546
Hey. If you’re not bait. Answer:
>>17620291

>>17620657
Yeah but if you knew about it during market hours, so did big money.

>> No.17620671

Why did God choose to punish the boomer race? Those that aren't killed by the virus will be left financially ruined before retirement. Cheap real estate, folks.

>> No.17620673
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I should sell this, right? Options brainlet here.

>> No.17620678

should i buy Indigo?

>> No.17620683

>>17620670
>+6% after hours
Ok.

>> No.17620684

>>17620673
yes that's a very good return

>> No.17620697
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So how much longer can they keep The Pump going? Economy doesn't look any rosier, and Corona-chan is just getting warmed up, so it's freefall if they stop, but even the media has started to notice the elephant in the room "gee gosh willikers what a miraculous finish to end the week green!" etc

>> No.17620698

>>17620673
If you could, yes. But it might be completely different by Monday at 9:30

>> No.17620700

>17620566
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/italy-virus-count-methods-agencys-urging-69254949

Reminder that the governments are lying to you, just like they have ALWAYS lied about urgent matters. Look at the actions of governments instead; mass stocking of masks, camps being built, quarantines in place, interest rates being cut, billions of dollars being lost, etc. The happening is now friends. Markets down 25% in the next two months, if not 1 month depending on when supplies from china finally runs out.

>> No.17620701

>>17620673
If you're a noob, just sell (limit order). But what stock even is this?

>> No.17620719

>>17620700
Meant for
>>17620566

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>>17620701
Been following this stock for a few years, but I never really bought into it. Shame on me.

>> No.17620732

>>17620671
Why wouldn't God? What better generation to smite than The Enteral Boomer?

>> No.17620744

should I even get into forex if I have 100 bucks and all the time in the world to learn
Is it possible to get to a position where I can get like 100 bucks a day or so

>> No.17620761

>>17620744
>forex
>100 bucks
maybe you should learn how to buy a stock first, sport
maybe we’ll get you a call warrant for your birthday if you’re good

>> No.17620773

>>17620744
>forex
Fuck no

>> No.17620774

>>17620744
>I have $100 and want to double my money every day
>all the time in the world to learn
Unironically poker

>> No.17620788

>>17620697
I don’t see why it can’t keep crabbing along, wrecking anyone over-leveraged on the wrong side of the trade.

People really want to buy the dip. Investors are looking to REITs and junk bonds and shit now that bonds give nothing. Many are willing to take the bet that a MRK JNJ KO will preform better over the next 10 years than bonds, especially given how heavily bought bonds are.

A lot is riding on the timing of data and how good or bad it is. If macroeconomic data takes a sudden big downturn right as corona infections are exploding... now that could be a real heavy hit to the market.

Otherwise, keep the cheap money flowing and maybe leveraged businesses won’t go bankrupt. Many will keep their employees on. We could thread the needle.

>> No.17620796

MMM undervalued?

>> No.17620799

How will advertising even take place during an epidemic?

>parents, grandparents choking on their own vomit and dying
>children violently sick
>turn on television
>HEY! MCDONALD'S HERE, COME IN FOR OUR BIG MAC SPECIAL $5.99 A MONTH! WOW!

>> No.17620808

>>17620799
A corona a day keeps la muerta away. Viva Corona!

>> No.17620816

>>17620796
It went up almost 2% on a -3% day. You should have already bought! Especially after the Whitehouse specifically named 3M as a partner.

>> No.17620820

>>17620732
i am a self hating jew, and there's no more hatred i have than for these christians... yeah let god kill them all and put all your faith in that... what about the faith for your self after you're dead? who's going to lead the bulls? who's going to kill the bears? who's going to be the outlier that immediately becomes the boss in the pit? you're stupid ideas of the past are influenced on everybody and everything... you can't even be drunk and take a fucking piss with out being arrested for being a pedophile. so you end up in jail.. not only that, but you become a registered sex offender... the cops and jury will be like, well he didn't pee the pants he was wearing he must have has his dong out and boom.... you're a sex offender.

>> No.17620819

Aren't insurers overvalued? Why is UHC doing so good if they'll get more claims than ever due to coronavirus?

>> No.17620821

>>17620799
Jingoist will win the presidency or at least the effective cultural leadership and all advertising will have a nationalistic bent with themes of unification and solidification of identity.

See 90s USSR. Alternatively imagine every ad being set to that Toby Keith 9/11 song

>> No.17620824

>>17620744
No but you can do a practice fake money account if you want some kind of idea what forex is like. Forex harder than equities to trade, fair warning.

>> No.17620827

>>17620744
Watch skhreli's finance lessons

>> No.17620846

>>17620820
>i am a self hating jew and there's no more hatred i have than for these christians

Why waste so many words in your sentence here? Just say you're a Jew, and the rest is self-evident.

>> No.17620851

>>17620744
Sports betting is more fun and odds of success are better

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>>17620788
>I think these pumps have been natural market activity
maybe /r/wsb would be more your speed

>> No.17620884

>>17620819
I haven’t done any research at all into the sector but they probably pool premiums and invest in adjacent sectors for just this situation. A bunch of actuaries and data scientists team up to manage risk under their roof.m, after all.

>> No.17620886

>>17620566
Also wondering about this, source?

>> No.17620897

>>17620872
I don’t see the relevance.

>> No.17620901

>>17620897
Please go back

>> No.17620920

>>17620886
see>>17620700

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this is max comfy

>> No.17620944

>>17620846
i've read into pretty much every religion... i prefer science mathematics and believe in fate... i just don't want to be a prick about it...

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>>17620901

>> No.17620962

>>17620948
don't feel afraid or ashamed... they've been asking me to kill my self for years now.

>> No.17620983
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>developing aches
>feeling a little feverish

b-bros...?

>> No.17620994

>>17620983
did you get a flu shot?

>> No.17621000

Medical research, or retail?

I'd go for retail but correct me if I'm wrong

>> No.17621003

>>17620994

Yeah, back in like September.

>> No.17621025

>>17620983
get a massage

>>17621000
you're getting a job or buying the stocks?
retail has been ⦓slumping ⦔ for years now

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>>17620579
FUCK I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS SHIT AND BOUGHT FUCKING VIX SHORTS INSTEAD

>> No.17621055

>>17621028
>VIX shorts
>When its going to 60 next week
OH NO NO NO NO!

>> No.17621060

>>17621000
Whatever that sells digital stuff/subscriptions.
Videogame platforms, Netflix, newspapers, phone companies.
People will always need to be entertained, and online digital sales are the only way to be safe from contagion shit.

>> No.17621070

>>17621025
Lol stock

I don't want long term anyway, so in the short term retail may be a better option for me because of all the people buying shit.

Do you have a better idea?

>> No.17621079

>>17620983
fuck... just get the damn vaccine... i'd be dead if it weren't for medicine. when i was 12-14 years old i went from weighing like 90 lbs back to low 60s... I was so sick I was out of school for over a month. It was a fungal thing, but my body never fully recovered... so i'll always have that shame and stuff... what could i have done had i kept up with vigorous athletics and sports... well i did manage to get to play all the emulators and shit i could surf for on the net.... but i forgot where i was going with this one... shit the stuff that doesn't kill you can make you weaker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdSWaIvyQ3o

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>>17620934

>> No.17621099

>>17620934
>bugman kfc and souless consoomer """"""music"""""""
>comfy
End yourself

>> No.17621107
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>>17621070
buy all of the stocks

>>17621079
how much do u weigh now
are you a big guy?

>> No.17621118

anyone here gambling on march madness?

>> No.17621135

>>17621118
NO go away

>> No.17621141

>>17620700
>https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/italy-virus-count-methods-agencys-urging-69254949
Jesus Christ they can't make it anymore obvious than this. Basically just said they won't allow real information on this virus to appear.

>"With tourism tanking and panic rising, Italy tried to control the coronavirus in the realm of public perception
>“In Italy, we've gone from an epidemic risk to an ‘info-demic' of confirmed disinformation(by Italy's own government testing LOL?), which at this moment is hitting our flow of tourists, our business and our whole economic system,”
>"Public health officials have said that Italy contributed to fears of an epidemic in Europe with its zealousness in testing for the virus and quickly reporting the number that came back positive from local regions."
Oy vey think of our economic system goy. What are you doing reporting cases accurately and quickly?
>"A World Health Organization official advising the Italian government, Walter Ricciardi, said test results must be certified at the national level before they are considered official and publicly reported."
Only we can verify real cases for your goyim eyes.
>Italian health officials are making another change in their testing protocols that may slow the growth of new case numbers.
>Previously, Italy was testing anyone who visited certain towns in northern Italy or came into contact with someone infected with the virus but not necessarily showing symptoms.
>Ippolito said the shift corresponds with updated recommendations from the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control,.
You were accurately showing true results and testing too many people, so we are changing your testing methods; to fit (((our))) criteria.

>> No.17621142

>>17621099
It's a weeb engineer in the Philippines watching a jap concert at his local fast food place with a plushie.

>> No.17621143
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HURRY UP HURRY UP THE MARKET IS CRASHING AND I'M NOT IN ON IT

>> No.17621145

are we going back to christmas 2018 levels?

>> No.17621147

>>17621099
stop it... you're just upset because you haven't had comfort food for a minute.... check your self before you wreck your self... life should be enjoyed, and seeing you shame some one for their happiness makes me think you're a loser. get stronger and grow kiddo... learn and lurk more. fagget

>> No.17621162

>>17621143
What broker? Mine usually clear in 1-2 days, sometimes the same day.

>> No.17621167

>>17621145
You're going back to 1930 levels.

>> No.17621178

>>17621162
Wealthsimple

>> No.17621180

>>17621107
I doon't even know... i don't even step on a scale, haven't been to a doctor in a decade... well dentist twice a year, but dental insurance is different.. i guess im 5/11 and like 150 maybe... i literally don't step on the scale but im definitely feeling fat... don't really care enough... fuck i could balloon into a fat ass... shit i should check my weight i do have a scale.

>> No.17621183

>>17621142
So it was exactly what I said.

>>17621147
>t. fat retarded kfc eating consoomer of commercial """"""music""""" designed to siphon money from retards

>> No.17621214

>>17621183
nothing you say too me can even effect who I am. I've been on my knees digging holes like a farmer, and i've got a skinning knife to field dress any animal... you're literally barking up the wrong tree... i should sic my cat on you. she'll kick a pitbull's ass if I ask her too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9_n8jakvWU

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>>17621055
I-It was just for monday, the fed will pump on monday right?

>> No.17621224

>>17620819
28 day incubation period, Corona-chan is a pre-existing condition :^)

>> No.17621234

>>17621178
>Wealthsimple Inc. is a Canadian online investment management service focused on millennials
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Should have opened an account with a real broker!

>> No.17621238

>>17621218
the Fed can't outmitigate "China is literally turned off"

like imagine three months ago if someone asked, "what do you think would happen to the economy if China turned off"

but add to that America is about to turn off, too

DOW 15,000

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>>17620554
is it too late to exit this clownshow or do I just hold at this point

>> No.17621245

>>17620897
You wouldn't, smooth brain

>> No.17621257

>>17621234
no at least let him go further and tell us the about the couch and comfy setting... we're honestly investing in everything and want to know more.

>> No.17621265

>>17621214
>I've been on my knees
I bet you have, all those cocks didn't suck themselves after all.

>> No.17621274

>>17621242
what are you vested in? because some clown shows are worth leaving, but if you have to ask that question... it's literally barking up the wrong tree...

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>>17621000
>I'm going to invest in a dying sector at the start of a global recession during a pandemic
Smart.

>> No.17621278

>>17621242
inverse ETFs and ride the market down

It will print money for the next six months

>> No.17621282

>>17621143
Honestly a bit of forced delay isn't terrible at the moment. The crab will wreck you.

>> No.17621285

>>17621242
Thats depends on what youre holding, but most things are probably better of selling and buying back in another week or a month.

>> No.17621295

>>17621265
fuck you.... you've never planted arrangements and used decorative flowers to make a place look vibrant and colorful... i bet you've never even tried to learn how to paint or make your handwriting notes look so amazing that everybody talks about your handwriting skills.

>> No.17621315

>>17621295
U r da big gay

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>>17620554
Threadly reminder to not question the massive pumps that have gone on for over a week now exactly 15 minutes before trading closes for the day. Despite the huge panics and people fleeing to hiding spots across the planet people are just hopeful and seeing the truth about corona virus.

>> No.17621334

>>17621315
we are all the big gay... you ignorant piece of shit.. you're never going to be close to woke.

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>>17621274
Mostly dividend champions, aapl, v, vz, ko, standard stuff.
>>17621278
>>17621285
Thanks guys. I'll go into inverse and do a 50/50

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>>17621295
>i bet you've never even tried to learn how to paint or make your handwriting notes look so amazing that everybody talks about your handwriting skills.

bro why are you directly verbally assaulting that anon like this...
I'm sure he's a person with dreams and aspirations, and you're just going to annihilate his whole handwriting situation like that? damn

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>>17621316
ignore reality! don't learn from anything... instances are unprepared for and remember, not to prepare.

>> No.17621364

Guys Im an EU fag new to options, what should I buy a put on right now frens?

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>>17621352
Be careful tripfag your stonks are falling

>> No.17621373

>>17621025
>>17621276
>>17621000
Do you count amazon and Costco as retail?

They’re the only ones I like right now. Up until now, TJmax and shit would’ve sounded good to me, but who’s going to want to go bargain hunting with all the hand sanitizer you’ll need for that?

>>17621316
No retard. Pay attention to those. When traders roll back their shorts to go into the weekend neutral, that’s your chance to enter if you want to short. But you’re gambling that there won’t be some sort of massive stimulus announcement or medical “breakthrough” or something.

Who wants to go into the weekend short with that possibility? This is the government that told kids to go under desks to protect themselves from nukes. You think they wouldn’t pretend they have the cure for airborne testicular cancer if it brought some calm?

>>17621340
Based holdings. I’ll be going similarly with plenty of cash, adding to holdings on the way down and adding to SH on the pumps.

>>17621346
DATABASE
DATABASE

>> No.17621386

>>17621365
im actually making money on both sides of this panic, and I've been declining work because of risk.

>> No.17621391

Would shorting amazon right now be based? Surely coming quarantines will affect their trading

>> No.17621411

>>17621391
i've only shorted amazon 3 times, and i barely won once... i mean shorting everything is good, but do what you want kiddo... i expected an earnings decline and had options set a week prior to earnings.. good lesson i didn't learn.

>> No.17621412

>>17621334
If everyone is the big gay then no one would be the big gay. This would lead to reductio ad absurdum, seeing as it's obvious how you are the big gay in comparison to everyone else.

>>17621346
>t. weeb tranny

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>> No.17621414

>>17621373
>Amazon
>retail
Bruh, Amazon is a TECH COMPANY. It makes most of its money from AWS since 2018.

>> No.17621426

Am complete noob when it comes to /smg/ Should I be waiting until monday morning before opening to decide my trades?
Also, is buying puts the best way to short right now?

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>>17621364
don't beg like a fucking cunt dog, spend less time playing your dick and more time researching and watching stocks,
fucking the nerve of you eurotrash to expect others to do all the work and you waltz in here expecting to get a free ride. fuck you nigger.

>> No.17621439

>>17621431
>he doesn't do his research dick-in-hand.
ngmi

>> No.17621445

>>17621426
>Buying the dip
Completely delusional perma-bull thinking
>Shorting market
Risky but can pay off, market is super volatile atm.
>Investing into medical stocks while waiting for more news to come out
Based, but the window is closing.

>> No.17621448

>>17621439
>not knowing how to use green text
holy fuck where do you people come from

>> No.17621453

>>17620944
I don't recall your posts on here over the last week or so to hold much value. If my memory does indeed serve me correctly, you were more wrong than right.

Also, to hate Christians is to hate Jesus. As the word Christian means follower of Christ. But really I stopped reading after that because the spirit of the anti-Christ is with you. You're not a self hating "Jew" (not a true Jew), you hate everyone including yourself, if in fact you do hate Jesus. It's that simple.

>> No.17621467

>>17621445
many only come to know the markets in the bull era. that's all they know. about to get real for them, experience is the only teacher

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37,000 bucks up
Only 67,000 left to make to be positive again
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>> No.17621473

>>17621448
huh??
Are you one of those fags fundamentalists that believe greentext should only ever be verbatim quotes?
If that's the case, you can/must go back to you know where.

>> No.17621476

>>17620944
wrong fucking place /poltard
green is the only color that matters if your iq is over double digits

>> No.17621485

>>17621431
Just trying to get started man, relax. We all started somewhere, been trading crypto since 2017.
Have been researching a good bit, but this fucking stock market is daunting, so much shit to learn and so much opportunity to get fucked in the ass.
>>17621445
Yeah but a vaccine is looking unlikely, and this shit is spreading fast, not to mention bond yields tanking, my thinking right now is that this virus is gonna be a catalyst for a massive downturn in the markets. t.brainlet.

>> No.17621493

>>17621473
ok you don't know in what context to use green text so youre lashing out because you feel stupid.
I understand.
whats the fucking point of using greentext you could've just said what you said in regular text it would've been completely normal but you had to get fancy and you fucked up so just learn from this experience

>> No.17621497

>>17621412
yeah... that's ok... i know in my or <3 where my heart truly is... nobody can change who I am and lets please take a moment to remember faggots of the past...

fidget spinner
Big5Guy
wait... i dunno... most tripfags do suck looking back, like in the past 2+ years non of them held the name... they change names break down... come back like anonymous...

Special mention to SNSS dude for his jackpot, but dude should dump soon, don't get greedy, take what you got and at least trim the position take your original out so you never lose.... but what ever... he gets a nod...
grim... we never got along but you've changed and shit... prophet and data miner for trip codes when you could have been mining shekels.

most oof anonymous these days are faggots that don't read the op.... regulars just look at the op but don't give a fuck more than if the hentai link is there or not. I'm losing my train oof thought

I took up my trip code as a proverbial fuck you... I said to an anon who said I've seen tripfags like you come and go... you'll be like the rest of them... I told him I will make him eat his words, and he has proceeded to tell me to kill my self at least once a week for over 2 years.

>> No.17621500

>>17621238
I'm almost sure you used mitigate in an incorrect manner.

>> No.17621504

>>17621493
>>17621476
uhh do you even for-ex or understand what target rates are for central banks around the world?

>> No.17621505

>>17621493
re**it called. They want their gay condescending tone back.
Sweaty.

>> No.17621523

>>17621413
Aww I was going to be impressed with your edit but it looks like it’s not OC.

>>17621414
Fair, and I don’t disagree. But their retail is no small potatoes and they’re opening grocery stores.

>>17621391
Fuckkng Why. Short a company that makes money, has major institutional support, is one of the major components of the index, doesn’t rely on people going out or traveling...
Short a shitty company on an oversold bounce or something.

>> No.17621525

>>17621485
>Yeah but a vaccine is looking unlikely
Doesn't matter, if your betting that corona goes wild then Medical stock will soar anyways. You can risk the violate market changes atm and short, or just play the safer game with medical stocks.

>> No.17621534

what ever happend to the kid that died in the volatility crush, got a job from his dad came back like 9 months later... said he apologized but wore his tripp... fuck he was one of the few that were here before i came... dxv or something he might have had anon in his trip....

>> No.17621545

>>17621497
>t. faggot

>> No.17621551
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Reminder to buy Merck under 80

>> No.17621554

>>17621504
ive been trading for only a year and am still learning that's why im lurking here but then i get side tracked with these fuck asses i cant resist shitposting i spent too much time wandering aimlessly in /pol until i fell in love with the market economy

>> No.17621576

>>17621340
>Mostly dividend champions, aapl, v, vz, ko, standard stuff.
no dont sell, keep drip on and dont look at your account until the boogaloo is over

>> No.17621589

>>17620698
Sadly this

The week will be volatile though so you should have another chance even if you aren't in the money right now

>> No.17621617

>>17620700
Yes /pol/, everything is a conspiracy and it’s definitely happening this time

>> No.17621640

>>17621554
well the markets are closed... this turns into /pol during these times. honestly i don't really care. I learned from people that got arrested for white collar crimes... uhh what ever... morals and people who post re-post shit... like this >>17621551
uhh what ever... i don't even want to look at the image...

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We don't actually know what a market collapse looks like with mass social media. 2008 was before the internet went to shit.

>> No.17621666

>>17621640
It’s just cute facemasks with designs

>> No.17621667

>>17621551
>>17620670
I want to go to Japan and impregnate their women.

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Short Starbucks? This is next level retardedry

>> No.17621702

>>17621666
ok satan... i'll tell you my tell all... i never wash my hands when i leave the bathroom... unless i got piss or shit on them in the process, and the door that exits... what ever.. i've also been healthy enough i haven't seen a doctor in over 11 years. well dentists and other doctors... phd people.

>> No.17621707

>>17621691
i bet on a SB rally this week w 82$ strikes and fuck me i go there daily and buy nitro brew from those fucks

>> No.17621715

>>17621691
well if you had listened to me back in november.. i was telling you to sell this shit... their supply chain is fucked.

>> No.17621724

being a bull is easy asf, learning the ways of the bear is hard mode

>> No.17621725

>>17621715

I think I had you filtered back then. no offense

>> No.17621727

i don't fucking care i'll eat more pork.

>> No.17621747

>>17621725
meh i don't give a shit... their growth peaked during a 60 minuites interview about him running for president. the ceo... leslie stahl or what ever that blonde broad's name is.

>> No.17621751

>>17621727
it just dawned that star wars dark/light paradox is exact same as bear / bull paradox in almost every facet

>> No.17621758

>>17620579
Have a call on this!

>> No.17621769

>>17621751
i see the yin and yang i guess in everyting... tug or war is real... i mean everything goes that deep, but please give me an example.... I love to talk about things like this.

>> No.17621774

>>17621758
Bought 3 calls at 220 in April!

>> No.17621785

>>17621751
I"ve seen episodes 1-6, and like the disney woke stuff... i didn't watch those, but baby yoda is cute and I fucking love baby yoda. but George Lucas and John Williams... John Williams is legendary.

>> No.17621804

>>17621769
the bear is at first repulsive like the dark, but then you get a taste, that 1st put you score, the first life you take, and then you feel that temtation to keep doing it, justifying the ensuing chaos.. but then of course you don't get to use force choke in the market, nor do you require a broker in starwars..

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>>17621785

>> No.17621817

I am waiting for another 500+ pt DOW rally to reload on SQQQ calls. Anyone have any idea if that will occur or are we just straight dumping?

>> No.17621828

>>17621751
>>17621785
i didn't mean that... i didn't see any of the 7-9 bull shit.... this woke stuff isnt me... i'm just typing too slow for my mind... anyways... John Williams is a great composer, and I was lucky enough to compete against a son of an actor who was in one of his movies... I threw the match because seeing christopher reeves in a wheel chair... give him the glory.

>> No.17621834

>>17621817
i know jack shit but my feeling is next month or 2 will be like this week was

>> No.17621838

>>17621810
my favorite thing about yoda is the more i learn korean and how they form sentances in their heads... it's like holy shit i am thinking more and more like yoda.

>> No.17621845

>>17621817
You might want to transition to just buying shares of SQQQ to avoid the ridiculous volatility premiums at this point.

>> No.17621848

>>17621828
yea new shit is broken don't even get me started on how Disney just breaks star wars physics without even batting an eye, like fucking hell and hans son is pretty much the gayest dark lord of all time

>> No.17621856

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3AiYIxBwD0
this is literally great feel good stuff, and he did do it all in harmony and symphony

>> No.17621868

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/planet-money/id290783428#episodeGuid=837483e2-4c0f-4d1b-a9f4-e48d835de368

Pretty good simple as can be explanation of vaccine creation. Generally takes 6+ months before you get the first batch to try out.

>>17621817
We could easily get a rally. Even if trump and teddy can’t keep their mouths shut. Didn’t we get that on Tuesday or something?

>> No.17621875

>>17621838
sadly ive never known a Korean, i personally have chosen Chinese as my 2nd language in preparation for our glorious leader mao to become supreme presidente of the world

>> No.17621883

honestly... i look up and it's quiet and i gave up the match... i threw the fucking game to give the guy in the wheel chairs son the match...

>> No.17621889

>>17621868
>We could easily get a rally. Even if trump and teddy can’t keep their mouths shut. Didn’t we get that on Tuesday or something?
bull traps ?

>> No.17621894

>>17621875
well i guess we can translate for each other... i'm still really novice but good luck!

>> No.17621909

>>17621894
hopefully since i know Chinese and you know Korean we will avoid the labor camps and get jobs for the peoples party as re educators or some shit, maybe even have a decent social score one day and be able to buy a Chinese robot fuck doll to marry

>> No.17621923

>>17621875
i started learning foreign languages to be able to say shit at parties to my friends that nobody else would understand... and it had got to the point that i'm kinda falling in love if there's like a thing about girls and fucking i don't already know... it's more like i see her as my most important thing.... we won't have children, but that's still up for debate even adopting a 17 year old and kicking them out of the house to get to military.

>> No.17621929

>>17621909
oh g_d.... ima ditch my gf and just go to israel

>> No.17621933

>>17621923
you need to make babies to offset the de population of our species my son.

>> No.17621949

>>17621933
can't i just ban abortion and teach rejects?

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>post yfw we open -7% Monday

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>>17621955

>> No.17621968
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>>17621955

>> No.17621993

Do we know anything specific about these Friday 15:30 pumps? Is it the Fed, Big banks, Fund managers? Why are they doing this, what is the reason behind pumping it for the weekend?

>> No.17621996

damn... september 11th 2001... i was in history class, we had a monday pop quiz, the teacher put on the tv and said she wouldn't teach because history is being made right now.

I mean most kids hated her class, but i actually learned who (as teachers breaking rules) were the real conservatives and actual honest individuals that year. The greatest persons of all oof that were the choir teacher.. she literally gave no fucks and let us do what we wanted... then when the busses arrived to school early to take us home... i got to look out over the water with my best friend at that time and we both said we are going to war.

>> No.17622006

>>17621963
Thats not funny, a lot of people died that day

>> No.17622010

>>17621955
>AIPAC confirms that two conference attendees have now tested positive for coronavirus. I reported 2 days ago this was likely. There were 18,000 people there, including 2/3rds of Congress. On Tuesday, thousands of conference goers visited Hill offices.

>> No.17622015

>>17621993
Pretty simple pattern:
Friday opens red? Pump at the end.
Friday opens green? Dump at the end.

>> No.17622022

>>17621996
it's funny... this broad was fat... she was tall too... i mean damn but... choir teacher... it aint over until the fat lady sings, what ever she actually died a few years ago and i cried that i didn't know, but she was one of the most influencial people i ever met.

>> No.17622023

>>17621996
september 11th 2001, I was almost 3, drinking milk, and having nuggets.

>> No.17622028

>>17621993
My bet is short covering. We’re way oversold on a technical basis. I think. Traders don’t want to be caught with their pants down.

Also google the maximum pain trade.

>>17622010
>not cancelling conferences
>pence shakes hands with someone later diagnosed with corona
>Los Angeles schools refuse to fuckkng close
God damn we’re so casual about all this

>> No.17622040

>>17622006
yeah i lost family that day too... one of my favorite people was working for at&t on the north tower when the south tower got hit... he dropped all his shit and ran and was on the brookyln bridge when the north tower got hit... he married a girl from sygnapore... he's dead now, but one of the greatest interactions at a st. patrick's day celebration is like so doo they eat dogs in asia? HEY REBERTA DO THEY EAT DOGS IN YOUR COUNTRY!!! wow rocket you can't say that to her, WTF YOU MEAN I CAN"T SAY THAT>> THAT"S MY WIFE.

>> No.17622044

>>17621996
>>17622022
I was in middle school and we watched the news all day.. shit was crazy because i remember before we left for school my dad had my siblings and i sit infront of our big screen that at the time was about 3 feet deep and it was right after the first plane hit the building and then while we were watching the 2nd plane hit.. it was crazy as fuck.. i remember sitting there and thinking what the fuck?!?! why would someone crash into a building?!?! we continued to get ready shortly after and go to school.. it didn't seem like most kids knew what was going on.. will stick with me forever sitting there watching in every class what was going on...

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>>17621955

>> No.17622049

>>17621145
We're going back to Christmas 0001 levels

>> No.17622057

>>17622044
where you east coast or west coast time zones did matter, shit when down.... i was like a 2 hour drive from ground zero...

>> No.17622058

>>17621828
>>17621883
>>17621894
>>17621929
>>17621996
>>17622022
>>17622040
stop.... typing... like me...... faggot.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNuo1P7M0s

>> No.17622067

>>17622057
i was west coast.. so we woke up to it

>> No.17622070

>>17622058
what everr.... don't deny me.... faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wauhS-fJ79k

>> No.17622073

>>17622028
Thats because all California politicians are incompetent, they are a cabal that rose to power using fraud, funded by Silicon Valley and Hollywood. None of them have achieved anything in their life, they are merely slaves to their master, the great dollar. They are fucked, but they will be a sacrifice for a greater America.

>> No.17622084

>>17622028
>God damn we’re so casual about all this

The US government is currently in the acceptance phase while the economy turns to shit for the next 10 years. The bond market has already priced it in the risk-free-rate at 0.7% when the Fed performed the rate cuts as a last ditch attempt to ease markets. There isn't really anything they can do now, they know what's next. I'm sure some of them don't even care at this point so they'll risk catching the disease anyway. Welcome to the silent 20s.

>> No.17622088

>>17622044
It's insane what we let Israel and the deep state get away with.

>> No.17622096

This is how the boomers will be exiting the problem, we will be the bagholder generation.

>> No.17622098

>>17622088
who is this we? you speak of?

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>>17622084
So, how can we make money off of this?

>> No.17622111

>>17622070
its contagious.. i know..

>>17622088
i know right?!? like we should be able to vote who we support.... shits bullshit...

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>>17622098
You, me, and everyone we know.

More importantly, how do we make money off of>>17622084

>> No.17622124

damn you assholes sound like me... researching pearl harbor and the fall outs in communication that allowed something like this to take place.

>> No.17622129
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>THIS IS FINE
>EVERYTHING
>IS
>FINE

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>>17622111
You talk like a glownigger trying to pull out incriminating statements.

For fuck's sake Israel and the deep state did 9-11. Osama Bin Laden always denied responsibility and Mossad was in NYC filming the event.

Google dancing Israelis.

More importantly, how do we make money off the upcoming crash?

>> No.17622144

>>17622096
if you are involved actively with the financial market right now you will be ok.. you are on the front line and ahead of your peers (most likely) the newer generation has a huge mistrust of the financial markets.. if you know them and understand them.. you have huge step forward and you are one step forward toward success than the rest as long as you can keep that one step forward.. the "bagholding" is only and illusion
time in the market > timing the market
the markets will become more volatile and you will be ahead of your time.. you're gunna make it.. everyone itt is going to make it because we are focused on advancing our financial future... we are here for a reason.... we're good anon.. we're good...

>> No.17622146

>>17622073
I don’t doubt that politicians and generally corrupt and incompetent, Their job is to get elected, not to legislate.

But it doesn’t seem like anyone wants to close down schools very quickly, it’s only been done when major outbreaks are identified. It’s all reactive and too late. Maybe they don’t want people to realize how undersupplied and unprepared we are.

Japan close down their schools for a fucking month, how do people not realize that this is serious.

>>17622084
You make so many assumptions. Is it fair to say you’ve been calling for another 2008 for years and are hoping for worst case scenarios?

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>>17622129
How do we make money off of that? I have no idea. I am good at seeing the future but inexperienced in the market.

>> No.17622154

>>17622096
By dying?

>> No.17622161

>>17622121
girls with that much weight should never wear stripes like those... that's disgusting and poor taste.

>> No.17622169

>>17622150
It’s very clear that you have great understanding and little knowledge. Please go read investopedia and soak it up like a sponge.

>> No.17622173

>>17622150
isn't that justin verlander's wife? yeah what ever, that's a 8 out of 10 i don't give out 9s or 10s with out real reason.

>> No.17622189

>>17622146
Washington King County closed all schools for 2 weeks.

>>17622150
Buy bonds with better yields? Buy inverse ETFs? Buy Bitcoin?

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>>17622161
Good point. She should watch her figure like this gal.

Your thoughts on how to make $ off this bond situation?

>> No.17622197

>>17622129
There’s two pieces to a treasury: the yield and the price. If the yield goes down, the price goes up. It’s a see-saw. Even the negative yields in Europe increased because the price increased over and above the negative yield. People just had to sell it to reap the reward.

>> No.17622198

>>17622150
you think you're good, but you have to ask questions... so like leave all ego and shit at the door fuck boy. show us pictures of who you've been fucking.

>> No.17622201

>>17622194
she will be fat in the future.. i always stay away from future fatties... they bring nothing but hardships

the bond situation is a joke.. bonds are a joke

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>>17622169
Just answer me broski.

I have no clue how this bond yield change will affect investment strategy aside from the inverted curve which indicates "recession incoming"

>> No.17622208

>>17622141
Both trips LCI and Bagholder sound like glowies. Subtle but prying language.

>> No.17622219

>>17622206
Go read faggot
You’re asking to be scammed and maybe you should be.

>> No.17622220

>>17622194
i'm expecting higher yields on monday, we have a fed meeting the week after next for more middle fingers as far as rates and fed guidance, but everything so far looks like a 2 month hiccup... we have earnings to short and stuff to do, but you already know everything so stop asking questions.

>> No.17622224

>>17620554
What a week. Can’t wait to quit my job Monday. Are pattaya whores still in?

>> No.17622251

>>17622208
meh we're just two men who actually give a fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UhzjWkvQeg

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>>17622220
I dont know how to use the lower bond yield to make $ is all.

That's why I'm asking. I'm in SQQQ and GILD calls atm but I dont know what to work in specifically with this new info

I am sorry to come off as I did. I humbly beseech you to help me figure this shit out

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>>17622251
This is a jam.

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>>17622208
Begholder just sounds like a good natured trader on his evening whiskey.

The other guy... well... probably has affiliation with the shitheads who did 9-11

You would have to have no self respect to be part of the CIA these days.

>> No.17622294

>>17622256
you like midgets, that broad can't be taller than like 5.2

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>You can't time the market

Watch me, fucking virgins. Monday will be sweet.

>> No.17622307

>>17622284
I got tons of that....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8x3GmY9vsI

>> No.17622318

>>17622058
still tripping, huh

>> No.17622325

>>17622256
Buy TLT

If you want to get rich buy calls on TLT for may/june

>> No.17622330

>>17622208
bro... idk how the fuck either one of us would sound like glowies when we both talk about doing drugs and doing fucked up shit... we live on opposite sides of the country from each other...

>>17622141
>More importantly, how do we make money off the upcoming crash?
puts.. lots of puts... sell them on your fav blue chips and buy them on general market... i'm looking at IVZ currently to start adding....

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>>17622318
why wouldn't I be??

LCI to $60!!

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>>17622307
I really want to say you’re based but you somehow lost money on puts this week.

>> No.17622376

can anyone turn 2:36-2:38 into a gif??? please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BLzqINRUlc

>> No.17622386

>>17622325
> Pile up in the same trade as everyone else
> Expecting the same outcome as everyone on the same trade
Good luck, you're going to need it.

An undervalued stock right now is $BGS. Get em while they are still cheap, it will probably 2x soon.

>> No.17622387

>>17622356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAIoh9rxRi8

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IF YOU VALUE YOUR PORTFOLIO
BUY TLT

IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS "CRASH"
BUY TLT

THE FED HAS PAINTED THEMSELVES INTO A CORNER AND WILL CUT RATES AGAIN VERY SOON

IF YOU WANT TO GET RICH BUY CALLS ON TLT

>> No.17622426

>>17622387
Easily. IIRC you’re in on the GME forecast, so there’s green in your future friend.

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MONDAY LIST:
>Danaher Corporation (DHR)
>Thermo Fisher Scientific Inc. (TMO)
>Merck & Co., Inc. (MRK)
>iShares Barclays 20+ Yr Treas.Bond (TLT)
GET THE FUCK INNNNNNNNNN

>> No.17622443

>>17622426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChF_ypmiIs8

i care too much

>> No.17622456

>>17622330
Thanks bro

>> No.17622458 [DELETED] 

>>17622426
Wait what why are you shilling mrk?

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>>17622429
Already got my may tlt calls for 200 today fren

>> No.17622462

>>17622404
Of you think fed will only cut rates in the future, but zroz. It even has a higher divvy than tlt.

>> No.17622469

>>17622404
How do the rate cuts affect TLT when it clearly fucked 10 year yields? Is this good for 20 year treasurys?

>> No.17622474

>>17622459
are you literally so reatarded that yoou can't see that we can doo math and get everything you're trying to hide from numbers provided?

>> No.17622480

>>17622462
Gary Schiller loves zroz. He said he set up a family legacy when he went all in zero coupon bonds back when yields were 15% in the 70s.

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>>17622469
I don't think you understand how yields work as yields go down,bond prices go up yields are like dividend percentages.

Lower yields means lower interest rates meaning tlt goes higher but pays less of a"dividend" every month.

>> No.17622508

>>17622474
I know you can figure out that I doubled my money in two hours but the normies don't when I brag to the wagies on fb.
All they see is 1k in two hours

>> No.17622523

>>17622480
Red pill me on zroz
How is it more based than vglt

>> No.17622530

>>17622443
It shows but we love you baggie. Even after I hang up this trip tonight, I’ll love you from the anonymous shadows.

>>17622458
I don’t shill, I take sound profit.

>>17622459
All the analysis you need to do on these can be done through the battery indicator.

>> No.17622532

>>17622469
supply and demand... honestly its mostly just forex shit, and you're novice self should look at a simple example as this...

i sell you a 10 year bond for 100 dollars. it pays 5% a year.

tomorrow I say i'm selling bonds that pay 6% per year

your neighbor bought some, but you want to sell your bond... you want to liquidate it and get cash... getting a higher yield must be better, well you can't even get the 100 dollars you paid for it yesterday. just look at what you did.... understand how rates effect markets, and why shit is the way it is. you assholes better push these yields negative and make my link coin worth more than gold.

>> No.17622539

>Friday night
>6 of the last 7 posts are tripfags
Get a life faggots

>> No.17622545

>>17622530
nobody cared about your trip sheev... you might have been a girl and what ever... see yah later. this is one of my favorite songs all time and a great send off note.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ofVsxTPoc

>> No.17622549

>>17622508
Personally tlt seems pricey to me. It can tank as quickly as it goes up. Nothing goes up forever. That huge gap up Friday could be a gapped evening star doji esp on bonds which tend to be conservative. Tlt has gone up almost 40% in a year. 20% ytd

>> No.17622550

>>17622429
Wait what why are you shilling mrk?

>> No.17622554

>>17622539
you did this last friday.... get a life faggot.

>> No.17622578

>>17622532
>>17622493
bonds are gay.. once they find an equlibrium they will be boring as fuck just like before.. will become fun again once corporate bonds start defaulting and corporate bond ETFs start crashing due to losing principle investments.. which i predict will happen withing the next 8-10 years

>> No.17622586

>>17622493
Yes i totally misunderstood that thanks for explaining

>> No.17622587

>>17622539
i just came back from playing pool.. i got some real estate meetings in the morning.. gotta go look at properties and make some offers.. so i don't wanna stay up all night.. had a meeting tonight with my mentore.. he said i was looking healthy.. which is weird because i've been coked out, drunk and sick for like the past 2 weeks.... lol

>> No.17622598

>>17622578
i want cheap property.... no homo, we'll party together bro! best way to get off this forum would be burner e-mails and screening that's too fucking pain in the ass, so what ever... I'm not interested in going west, and wish you the best. This might be up your speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gql9220Qon8

>> No.17622622

>>17622523
Zroz are zero coupon bonds. In biz favorite accent

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XWu96XDvUyM

>> No.17622636

>>17622598
why wouldn't you wanna go to the west? I wanna go out to visit you.. i will eventually.. i really want to.. just everytime i wanna go do shit i get distracted then end up some where retarded.. can't tell you how many times i've ended up in vegas for 1-2days blowing money just because myselft and friends decided it's a good idea at 1-2 in the morning.. i really wanna go out there tho.. whats the nearest airport?

>> No.17622637
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>>17622545
I bank on it, and did this because sheev posting is an existing meme. If someone does care about your trip, it’s time to let go. Internet fame is only funny up until the moment it’s really, really not if you have things in real life that matter.

Appreciate the send off. Sheev hopes y’all took your put profits and ran.

>> No.17622647

>>17622622
yes krsna has taught this student well.

>> No.17622690

oh no baggy is doing the ellipsis spam again

>> No.17622731

>>17622622
i'd rather buy preferred shares.. zero coupon bonds make no sense to me.. but whatever.. if you can fool someone into buying that shit.. then whatever.. ibut d rater have prefs that pay a divi or convert...

>> No.17622739

>>17622636
I have seen enough of america... i want to get to antarctica see the southern cross, but I also want to get to Nice and see where Italy and France fight over ports... I speak some German so I might as well see what's going on up there, and there are too many places in Europe I haven't experienced... I mean I've been all over the northern part of the continent... God... I was getting stuck up by a nigger crack head in amsterdam that spoke english... i literally broke his arm took him to the ground and ran down the street, and i ran past a bakery with two chick cops who were oblivious to the guys dislocated/broken arm or what ever i just ran and got back on my cruise ship.

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>>17622739
Fuck of with the “...”’s genxer gook lover

>> No.17622761

>>17622739
>>17622636
guy literally pulls a knife and i just grabbed his shit and fucked him up and took off running.

>> No.17622787

>>17622251
This points towards confirmed suspicions. Thank you.

>> No.17622796

>>17622739
lol i was just in amsterdamn on mushrooms on my birthday and was totally lost as fuck.. seen some weird shit and almost missed my flight out of there...i plan on going back to europe and staying with my moms family in england (northampton) and use that as a jumping off point cause i'd love to go back to paris.. fucking love that place.. all though my fucking louis vuitton watch that i bought there ALREADY RAN OUT OF FUCKING BATTERY!!! want to get involved with the financial market there.. they are pretty deep into it imo compared to the states.. unless you are from where you are from.. in california.. it's pretty rare to find people in finance.. atleast imo...

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>the schizo is talking to himself

>> No.17622817

>>17622761
>>17622598
Plan3s

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>>17622549
This never happens,What does that tell you?

>> No.17622839

>>17622801
Who are you talking about?
I'm not talking to myself.
Yet.

>> No.17622846

Calls on bonds stupids
Y'all wanted a play and I gave you a free house.
No wonder you are all losing money.

>> No.17622855

>>17622796
Bad luck it's Northampton

>> No.17622862

>>17622855
whats wrong with northampton? i kinda like it better than london desu.. but.. i saw a lot of rich mother fuckers in london.. kinda made me want to go out there and start up fresh...

>> No.17622872

>>17622817
i dunno i gotta make sure everything is good with my woman... i got so much to look forward to if you did want to meet up i mean fucking late april/may all summer... the way to do it is burner e-mails and chase arounds... I mean I post a fucking single image and the thing gets cropped copied, re-posted... this is worse than a fucking group of 12 year olds. Like literally I post my dick... don't even get banned, but next week it's like go to 8cannel and get a load of baggies dick.

>> No.17622878

>>17622839
LCIguy & Baggie. Same LARPs, different night

>> No.17622896

>>17622862
i like walse and the coast.... fuck london, but the uk and great britain is alright. but walse and liverpool that's where it's at.

>> No.17622910

>>17622872
ok... well it's that name at proton......

why you gunna let your woman decide?!? lol.. one day.. we'll meet.. i still wanna meet with benevolent.. he doesn't live far from me :/.. i'm sure you know my ST.. not sure how you don't get banned for a dick pick but i got banned for posting fucking legs.. fucking stupid

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where are my /asx/ chads at? what are we gonna buy when this shit blows over? reckon qantas is a good buy after the corona JUSTing of 2020?

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>>17622878
>LCIguy & Baggie. Same LARPs, different night
whats that supposed to mean? fucking people itt always say we are the same people and never reply to each other then we get people that say we are only replying to each other larping.. fucking a man.. fucking a

>> No.17622951
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17622951

So is profiting from the current market something reserved for NEETs because normal people have day jobs during trading hours?

>> No.17622979

>>17622910
uhh fuck i ain't going to e-mail you or check my e-mails... shit my phone has been going ooff all night and i'm literally not giving a fuck and ignoring people because fuck them...it's 4am.. how the fuck did that happen. i've been up since last 4am... you assholes suck. I hope you all choke on dicks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEyKp8YfzaU

>> No.17623018

>>17622979
yeah yeah.. whatever... theres always another night.. stop listening to gay music baggie... nn

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>>17621724
True. The reason shorting the index is hard is you will be wrong 9/10 times. A sell/short signal for a little 3% dip looks identical to the sell signal for a mass panic red waterfall of pink wojaks. If you're really careful you can break even on those 9 wrong tries but it's an exercise in frustration to do it over and over for years before you get the good recession trend.

However, there's a higher percentage approach. Go long most of the time (swing trading) on index. Sell your sell signals as per usual but don't immediately go short. Go short if and only if your sell signal occurs on a lower high after initial rally. That's better odds. Speaking of which there is a possible short signal developing on the US indexes right now. It's a few days shy of the right parameters at least.

>> No.17623072

>>17622951
The really big brains work during the day and long on credit spreads

>> No.17623097

>>17623018
that's good music... you just have poor taste.

>> No.17623109

>>17623018
900+ episodes... fuck off... this is the best shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj9epS0g3Jc

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what are you boys buying / selling etc. next week?

>> No.17623237

>>17623202
Dumping my MCD after reading about that Starbucks infection. The read through is any of these places are next.

I am very conflicted about my applied materials position. Semis could be in a bear market for a while still.

>> No.17623357

>>17623202
Maybe US Bancorp options, a few months out. I've been in this rut where I want to make more money from employment, but that probably means taking my eyes off of the market and having to review a loooot of material down the road. :,(

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>>17620657

>> No.17623481

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/someone-big-was-utterly-blown-fk-out-heres-reason-behind-todays-unprecedented-vix-move
Any thoughts about this and the Friday 15:30 pump? How many trading firms are going to collapse? Remember that 2008 was so shit mostly due to traders being overleveraged on their MBS.

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>>17623481
>Ssssiiiippp
kek

>> No.17623524

>>17621346
a tomato slice of that thickness would ruin any burger

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>>17621414
>since 2018
haven't aws carried amazon for 10 years now?

>> No.17623553

There are 335 cases in the US
17 deaths
It's happening, the market will go down until we have a cure

>> No.17623578

>>17623553
17 with weak immnue systems i take

>> No.17623579

>>17623202
>>17623202
Anything related to coronavirus. The CDC will start testing more people next week and peek 2 weeks from now. More panic will set in across the US in the coming weeks.

Shorting more SBUX
Long on BGS

>> No.17623582

>>17623553
Lehman bros just collapsed
The market will go down until parents start eating their children

>> No.17623596

>>17623582
Lehman is so 2008 my man

>> No.17623612

>>17623582
Retard

>> No.17623631

>>17623596
True.

I don’t think financial conditions are that dire. The only companies that sound like they’re on the brink of insolvency are the energy and travel companies. I’m waiting to see if there’s a congressman or pence or someone of importance who gets sick. But we’re oversold and due for a nice facemelter.

>> No.17623713

>>17621141
It's actually the other way around. The media, at least here in Europe, is all about numbers and "the number increased!!!11" every day which is kinda worse than what you claim happens as it results in stockpiling toilet paper and whatnot. So no ((( ))) you are just retarded.

>> No.17623818

>>17623713
Are you In Italy? my understanding is Italians think the government is overreacting.

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which airline has dumped the hardest through this virus meme?

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>>17623901

>> No.17623990
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So who is ready for Greek salt economy time

>> No.17624058

>>17623818
Not the other anom but Taiwan and Vietnam are the only two countries that handle the situation properly. Italy is the best in Europe, especially in term of case discovery.

>> No.17624097

>>17623921
Did they not already go down in 2019?

>> No.17624119

>>17624097
no it got bought out early 2019
>On 5 March 2020, Flybe filed for administration and ceased all operations. The airline, which had been struggling for several months, claimed that its difficulties were compounded by the impact of the coronavirus outbreak on bookings.

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>>17623990
I will still not invest in Greece, Mr. Ekonomikrisis

>> No.17624137

>>17623818
I talked to some and they mostly say the gouvernment is just shit.
Schools are closed but all the kids just meet anyways and play football outside.

Makes no sense.

>> No.17624148

>>17624119
Yeah I heard about that. Just thought they already stopped trading in 2019.

>> No.17624188

>>17624137
>>17624058
I just ask because an article in the economist was basically saying because the government in Italy is being extensive people view it as an overreaction, which has turned it into an annoyance instead of a reason to panic.

On the other hand, when the government is obviously trying to downplay it like in the US, and the public can already see it’s not nothing, and the best epidemiologists like Fauci have said as much, it’s basically going to greate the conditions for widespread unease.

That last part is sort of my spin on it. I think they said the Swiss were doing the least and their citizens were starting to really worry. Something like that.

>> No.17624208

>>17624124
Might be a good idea not to. Steve Eisman had some interesting perspectives on them as well.

On another somewhat related note. I took a look last night into what's going on with banks. My main concerns were income/cashflow this coming earnings/EOY. Assuming enough people default or go delinquent 60-90 days, this could possibly mean another bailout (I really hope not) if the banks lose too much liquidity. They need to be able to have that money move around or there can be some systemic failures. US Bancorp and BAC are the two I'm eyeing right now. I am shorting one but in hindsight, considering the Fed might bail people out again, the shorts could end up at a loss, though timeline is key here. If the Fed drags it's feet then I can sell just after news is released of major losses, assuming there would be some. This China supply chain stoppage I fund to be very lucrative if you just know what to look for. Banks are still levered to some degree and they need liquidity in case customers that have deposited pull out.

I just really hope the Fed stops bailing these people out. I'm considering moving the country because of this. Add that with QE implementations and so on, it's not a bill I want to foot, and long term effects I'm assuming to be negative for income earners under 115-85k/ yr in medium to low COL areas. Wagies are already buying too much on debt so. Why use a system that keeps on failing?

>> No.17624214

>>17624137
Playing ball outside does make sense though, better than having kids from all over confined in a small space sharing the same air. Rather than everyone getting there families sick all at the same time, that would make it easier to track and delay the spread.

Looks like the biggest problem would be everyone getting it at the same time. If it spreads gradually, it won’t overwhelm healthcare systems, strain infrastructure, cause drug shortages, kill a lot of people in a way that breeds resentment against “the system”

>> No.17624219

>>17623516
+1

>Boomer 4 Lyfe

>> No.17624248

>>17624208
You’re considering moving to a different country because they provide liquidity to banks through overnight repo operations to keep things from breaking down spectacularly so you can profit from shorting them?

Please tell me I’m misunderstanding.

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I unironically loved the UI of Robinhood, but I switched to TDA after RH fucked me. I HATE the TDA UI pls halp

>> No.17624349

>>17624248
But they are still acting in an irresponsible manner. The question is if banks should be main controllers and in players of the center of economies, considering their conflicts of interest. Same goes with the reserve.

On the Reserve website it's purposes and functions are:
1. 'Conducts the nation’s monetary policy to promote maximum employment, stable prices, and moderate long-term interest rates in the U.S. economy;'
-the problem being that maximum employment does not translate into necessarily gainful employment. Hence my statement about the income earners below certain threshholds. Stable prices are also not necessarily good as this could mean propping up over inflated prices, having long term effects for the sake of "stability". It operates an economic modulator of sorts but what do it's policies produce long term? Interest rates I won't talk about in this post.

2. 'Promotes the stability of the financial system and seeks to minimize and contain systemic risks through active monitoring and engagement in the U.S. and abroad;'
-How does a continual dollar devaluation and a continued amount of debt spending, economic risk taking (from a consumer and business standpoint) point to long term stability? The cost of entry is gated by banks and others for many if not most seemingly, and more and more risk seems to need to be utilized to acquire considerable gain over what I presume to be a longer time line. This points to continual economic roadblocking, not the opposite. Haven't we looked at past and current circumstances? "This time will be different" is going into the territory of the unsane.

1/2

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>>17624320
>pic

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>>17624320
>-5.22%

>> No.17624403

>>17624188
As an Asian, I would say government action being more extensive is definitely being able to calm people better than otherwise, like how there are now 7000+ cases in Korea yet situation in Japan with a few hundred cases still seems more uncertain than that and would generate fear more easily. That's the different between "You know it is there" versus "We don't know do we have it or how many of it is here so you can guess and react according to what you fear".
As for Italian think their government are over-reacting, I don't really see it as such. They're reacting more than other western government bit still seems to be below the bare minimum necessary to stop the virus spreading throughout the entire population

>> No.17624427

>>17624248
3. 'Promotes the safety and soundness of individual financial institutions and monitors their impact on the financial system as a whole;'
-Why would you protect a financial institution if it is acting irresponsibly? What good does that bring?

4.'fosters payment and settlement system safety and efficiency through services to the banking industry and the U.S. government that facilitate U.S.-dollar transactions and payments; and
-This one makes sense.

5. 'promotes consumer protection and community development through consumer-focused supervision and examination, research and analysis of emerging consumer issues and trends, community economic development activities, and the administration of consumer laws and regulations.'
-It's paradoxical. QE is not protective to the consumer. Their interests are divided. You will hate one and serve the other or love one and hate the other. The banks are for profit and don't care who gets hurt because of it. I could traverse through much more reasoning but this is just the top of it. Hope that answers your question. Obviously leaving the country can mean a number of things, but over the past 30 years I have seen what I consider to be a continual decline in reward for time/energy spent (opportunity cost) being in America and other countries are now is the time to consider other options.

>> No.17624439

>>17624320
Learn how to process better. TD is a great platform if you can translate the languages of numbers with respects to their different categories.

>> No.17624461

>>17624457
>>17624457

>>17624457

>>17624457

new thread

>>17624457

>>17624457

>>17624457
>>17624457

>> No.17624494

>>17624403
Makes sense. It’s just the opinion of one journalist in a publication I respect. But he was saying it’s the people of Italy who are annoyed with the Italian government. It’s hard to say if it’s an overreaction or not, probably people complain either way.

>>17624427
Again it’s damned if they do and damned if they don’t. They’re just going to keep things as stable as possible for as long as possible. And sometimes things dont end in catastrophe just. You also say the banks are for profit and it sounds like you are referring to the private banks like JPM and BAC which of course they are. If you mean the Fed, then I’m not sure exactly how it works but I think they are doing their best to achieve their mandate. Letting the country plunge into recession and take the global economy even deeper wouldn’t help keep people employed or keep prices stable. I can see why you’d want them to just let the expansion end and let companies and institutions like banks fail but there’s no objective measure of which outcome is worse.

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>>17624320
>>17624350
china has no animal cruelty laws so this is not surprising

>> No.17624528

>>17624516
Anon my man I’m worried about your self esteem

Maybe you should go back to qipao girls or maid girls or girls or whatever it was before?

>> No.17624544

>>17624403
What country?

>> No.17624545

>>17621996
It was a Tuesday.

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>>17624528
i have them just for fun, i swear!

>> No.17624625

>>17624124
Your loss in the post virus world my greek polis salt empire will rule eurasia

>> No.17624780

>>17621996
I was also in history class. My lunch period was right after - I went to get some Long John Silvers and some yuppie skank in a 4Runner tried to make a U Turn and t-boned the side of my Honda Civic that I purchased only 2 weeks ago (without gap insurance - of course). The police took forever to respond (in Iowa) due to the events of the day, and after the big titted blonde skank sweet talked the moron officer, I ended up being given partial fault by my insurance company even though I was merely driving down the fucking road. They wouldn't even call a wrecker, I drove my totaled car home sitting partially in my seat and partially on the center console.

Street looked like this

_________________________
-----------------------------------------
=== gap == median==
--------00000000semitruck-------
_00me___________________

She couldn't see me because she swung around the median to make her U-Turn right after the semi passed... how the fuck do I get partial fault. That probably cost me thousands of dollars a year in extra premiums at a time when I could not afford it.