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>>17613536

>> No.17614484

Fuck tripfags

>> No.17614488

WTF!!! YOU ASSHOLES TOLD ME IT WAS GOING TO KEEP GOING DOWN!!!

>> No.17614490

PUMP
>PUMP
PUMP
>PUMP
PUMP
>PUMP
PUMP
>PUMP
PUMP
>PUMP

>> No.17614492
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no end in site

>> No.17614493

>>17614467
based cramer edition

>> No.17614496

Powell right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTelnNmRUH0

>> No.17614498

fuck tripfags

>> No.17614502
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17614503

the 3:30 green candles are getting real old

>> No.17614506
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PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD PUMP EOD

>> No.17614508

we r pumping

>> No.17614509
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17614509

hi yes where is the vaccine

>> No.17614512
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17614512

THIS PUMP
IMAGINE

>> No.17614513

Thread theme

https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI

>> No.17614514
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>> No.17614517

“RATIONAL” MARKET

LMAO

>> No.17614520

They can't get away with this

>> No.17614524

short squeeze pump

>> No.17614525
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17614525

OH MY GOD KEEP PUMPING OH GOD YES FUCKING PUMP IM FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

>> No.17614530

>>17614479
reeeee fuck billionaires

>> No.17614531
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17614531

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71_ZBu_qMNg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71_ZBu_qMNg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71_ZBu_qMNg

>> No.17614535

>>17614517
It's totally rational when people printing money buy stocks. Wouldn't you if you owned the printer?

>> No.17614536

>>17614488
Blame the Fed. They can't do this forever... can they?

>> No.17614537
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17614537

THE PPT IS ACTIVE NOW.

>> No.17614538
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17614538

If I cut that off, will you die?

>> No.17614543
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17614543

direction : UP

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17614544

Just imagine...Imagine being SO dense that you'd short...THE BOTTOM!

>> No.17614545

>>17614509
https://www.precisionvaccinations.com/fastpharming-technology-has-produced-antibody-candidates-ebola-and-dengue-fever-virus-vaccines

Keep your eyes on IBIO. Buy now and celebrate soon.

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17614546

>S&P behaving like a shitcoin
this is truly the end times, isn't it?

>> No.17614548

>my 3x leveraged crude etf that I bought at historic lows has pumped 1 cent

Based. Thanks Big Jerome

>> No.17614550

I hope this pattern continues for the next few weeks.

>> No.17614555

CRASH IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.17614556

>>17614520
They've been getting away with it since 1913

>> No.17614557

MNUCHIN IS AT THE WHEEL

WATCH OUT

>> No.17614558

no no no
PUMP HARDER

>> No.17614560
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17614560

I did it bros, pulled trigger on MSFT during the middle of the EOD pump at $158.07
hope it doesn't bite me in the ass

>> No.17614563

GIS CALLS YOU RETARDS

ALSO HOW LONG DO I ACCUMULATE REFR FOR?!?!!?

>> No.17614564
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17614564

>still coming down despite the continuous pumps
FUCK the fed

>> No.17614565

>>17614543
What direction do stock go?

>> No.17614568

The golden bull run has begun bros.....

>> No.17614569

fed is pumping, dump more into their bids.

>> No.17614575
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17614575

PUMP THESE BAGS FED

PUMP THEM

LETS GO

1500 MONDAY

>> No.17614578

YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

>> No.17614582

>>17614560
who is this semen demon

>> No.17614584

>elon says its dumb
>pump right after.

>> No.17614590
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>> No.17614592

please

PLEASE tell me you did not try and short the bottom? We all saw this coming a mile away right? RIGHT?

>> No.17614594

I'm FUCKING COMING

>> No.17614596

>>17614584

Trying to salvage TSLA

>> No.17614597
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17614597

>DOW opens week at 25590
>DOW currently at 25691
Holy shit, what a crazy market

>> No.17614598

>2958

3k incoming.

>> No.17614599
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17614599

GUSH UNDER $5
OIL IS DEAD
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17614600
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17614600

Is any part of this wrong? I know we're all retards here but I imagine some of you are smarter than me. This shit is very reminiscent of '08.

>> No.17614602

>>17614565
UP UP UP
ONLY UP

>> No.17614603
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17614603

yfw own 50% of US stocks

>> No.17614604
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>>17614578

>> No.17614606

>>17614584
He's just scamming for his trades, so ignore him.

>> No.17614608

So you all are saying that my Microsoft stock is (slightly) going up now because the feds are pumping? Is there any source to this? I mean it could also be that some people are just buying the dip.

>> No.17614609

>>17614584
That idiot never had an original idea in his life

>> No.17614613

WHAT TH£ FUCK WA$ THAT

>> No.17614614
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17614614

>http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e62b7a4d61db-stock-market-mash-up.php

this market

>> No.17614616

what the fuck cheating moherfuckers

>> No.17614617

>>17614578
always do the opposite of what people tell you on financial forums - ALWAYS

>> No.17614621

>>17614600
Ask r*ddit you dumb faggot
G O
B A C K

>> No.17614625

>>17614613
THE ILLUMINATI HAS COME TO SAVE OUR LONGS

>> No.17614628

GIVE IT ONE MORE

>> No.17614631
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>> No.17614632
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17614632

HOLD THE LINE
FED ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
OH WO WO WO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I

>> No.17614633

HOLY FUCK THEY DON'T EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT

>> No.17614634

'Nother day, 'nother Totally Natural And Real Closing Rally

How much of the market does the PPT know own? This is getting ridiculous

>> No.17614637

What the fuck guys... Who the fuck is buying? Don't give me that fed conspiracy garbarge. Like for fucks sake I'm down 60 fucking percent on my puts already.

>> No.17614638

>when you’re first place on the third lap in mario kart

>> No.17614639

They can't keep this up forever. The more they pump, the harder it will crash.

>> No.17614640

>>17614608
sell it RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.17614646

>>17614633
they want you to know you're a small fish in a big ocean

at least they don't ban selling and let us play the game with them

>> No.17614647

>>17614633
Checked.
They don't want normies to panic over the weekend.

>> No.17614649

>>17614639

Good. Monday will be a feast for bears

>> No.17614650

Japanification?

>> No.17614652

le eod scam pump has arrived

>> No.17614654

Big green monday followed by another massive shortsell & cover @ 3:30

They never learn

>> No.17614655

What an absolute joke. Burn these Jews.

>> No.17614662

our economy is absolutely correlated with the price of oil

>> No.17614666

26000

>> No.17614667

>>17614637
>Don't give me that fed conspiracy garbarge.
Lol

>> No.17614671

literally pumping back to market open
L M A O F U C K T H E F E D

>> No.17614673

THE INVISIBLE HAND

>> No.17614674

im laughing so god damn hard right now

i love the fed, this is amazing - what a time to be alive!

>> No.17614677
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>>17614603
imagine the smell

>> No.17614678

>>17614662
not really, but there is a ton of risky debt in the oil sector. probably enough to cause a financial issue

>> No.17614679

If they were going at this rate for 15 more minutes we'd end up in the greed

>> No.17614683

don't be a conspiratard, this is the market at work

back to /pol/ with schizo theories

>> No.17614684

>>17614666
I hope so satan, I want some cheap puts on monday

>> No.17614685
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17614685

Credit contagion starts next week.
Stick a fork in it.
Cash/Bonds/Gold/BTC all the things.
The fed is going to lose control of this.

>> No.17614686

why do they always pump during the last 30 mins?

>> No.17614687
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17614687

So fucking obvious

>> No.17614689
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LOOOOOOOL IM GONNA LOSE IT ALL

>> No.17614691
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17614691

u.s. cases have been increasing and people think the dump is over lol

>> No.17614694

stairs down, elevator up

>> No.17614705
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17614705

>Just went all in on cheap shorts
So monday's gonna be red right?
Rgiht?????

>> No.17614706

MARRIOT GREEN
TOO LATE TO SHORT?!

>> No.17614707

UNFF, got some cheap sqqq

>> No.17614708

no point in selling now... I'll keep my puts open till Monday.

>> No.17614709
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>> No.17614712

Headlines:
>”STOCKS RALLY, STOX RALLY!!”

>> No.17614719
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>>17614683
>Value just appearing out of thin air when the speculators are all going into hiding is normal
1/10
made me giggle

>> No.17614720

>executive order 12631
invoke it

>> No.17614721

Who else in green today thanks to $ino

>> No.17614722

>>17614694
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kXcknies_A

>> No.17614725
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>>17614705
kek

>> No.17614727

>>17614686
why not?

>> No.17614733

>>17614467
anons I just placed a short on the vix, already up 5%. I should hold over the weekend right? I can't see the vix passing 40. I feel like we'll have a dead cat bounce on monday.

>> No.17614734

I don't get it. Did /biz/ want a huge crash?

>> No.17614735
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>> No.17614736
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17614736

Shouldve bought Tesla calls, fuck me. Next week is a god damn bull run

>> No.17614737

>700 point increase in less than an hour
hmm

>> No.17614738

Why don't you retards just buy calls since you know the fed aint gonna let this ship sink and they'll just print more money?

>> No.17614740

DUMP IT

>> No.17614741
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Today I bought GOLD at the first vertical red line, and sold at the second vertical line.
Do you have this heavy balls, /smg/?

>> No.17614742

>>17614467
>this fucking last second pump
lmfao

>> No.17614748

>>17614705
for sure, once more cases have spread and more and more people have the disease.

>> No.17614749
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you won this week bulls

but you won't stop the inevitable drop next week

>> No.17614754
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>>17614737
Totally normal market activity.
Right?

>> No.17614755

>>17614678
i mean considering we're the largest exporter of oil...

>> No.17614756

>>17614686
intraday isn't reported in the (((mass media))) so you can keep the plebs less aware of what's going on

>> No.17614757
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tfw mnuchin fills your bags

>> No.17614758

Who is the fucking smooth brain buying disney stock right now

>> No.17614759
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WHAT THE FUCK STOP BUYING WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!

>> No.17614760
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>> No.17614766

They can't get away with this

>> No.17614771

>>17614737
short squeeze in an algo operated market

>> No.17614773
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17614773

>>17614749
No, they won.

>> No.17614775

The shorts are taking profit.

>> No.17614777

>>17614741
Congrats on your 50 cents anon

>> No.17614779

>>17614738
The Fed is trying to stop a COLLAPSE.

They have done little battling the overall downtrend. But they have prevented two Friday selloffs

>> No.17614781
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>>17614766
Whatcu gonna do? Vote Sanders?

>> No.17614782

All it takes is one meme virus and all the RH kiddies get blatantly pumped and dumped on, repeatedly.

Amazing.

>> No.17614783

DING DING DING

WAKEY WAKEY BEARBROS

>> No.17614785

>>17614758
muh chinkman movie

>> No.17614787

I've lost 25k trying to short tlsa. Would of had 27k in my portfolio from a 10k investment. Now I'm at 2k and my puts end today. I don't understand how an overvalued company is doing so well in this market. It should be 500 or 400. I would of made 200k if this wasn't a clown market

I'll recover though but I'll never touch tlsa ever again in my life.

>> No.17614788

>>17614771
And gold just dumped at the same time? k then, retard.

>> No.17614790

Why is nobody buying HPE calls? Cloud computing and a nuclear testing super computer contract with AMD?

>> No.17614791

>+2.7% in 15 minutes

ok

ok

>> No.17614793

>they couldn't push into the Green
The absolute state of the FED

>> No.17614795

>>17614779
how do they do it? Just fudge the numbers or add money into the market by printing money?

>> No.17614799

>>17614734
idiots fell for the bear meme

>> No.17614800

>>17614783
Absolute total market manipulation and its fucking obvious

>> No.17614802
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17614802

>he thinks the Fed will lose control

brehs if you think that the Fed is going to lose control then you should be buying AR-15s and ammo, not puts in the market lol

>> No.17614803

loaded some sqqq, ready for the bad news this weekend

>> No.17614804
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>>17614793
They're losing control.
SHHHHH.

>> No.17614806
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17614806

ITS OVER.
Time for the weekend.

>> No.17614807

You DID load up on SQQQ before the market closed, right anon?

>> No.17614809
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>>17614734
I mean kinda, but not really. But also kinda.

>> No.17614810

>>17614708
>selling
>ever

>> No.17614812

>>17614584
BASED ELON
MY ACCOUNT CAN SMELL THE MUSK

>> No.17614814
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GOD BLESS THE FED

ETERNAL GOLDEN BULL RUN FOREVER

>> No.17614816
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17614816

What pattern is this?

>> No.17614817

damn that was an amazing pump, we got them bullbros, they predicted wrong. This virus thing just got way better in that 15 minutes. I bet like 20 people got cured and the news hasn't hit yet.

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>SOMEHOW
hahahahahahahha

>> No.17614820

>immediately dropping after hours
top kek, fuck this fake and gay market

>> No.17614822

How can we hold Trump accountable for this?

>> No.17614824

I need a fucking over 4% drop on Monday just to break even... This game is fucking rigged.

>> No.17614826

>>17614787
Kinda weird you think the company is irrationally priced in the market, and then expect it to act according to market standards now.

>> No.17614829

After 2 red days in a row, after alternating red/green days for 5 straight days before, anyone with half a brain can see Monday will be green. Why wouldnt it pump before close conspiracyfags?

>> No.17614831

Monday better be an avsolute bloodbath or I'm fucking ruined

>> No.17614832

What a farce I just witnessed.

>> No.17614833
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17614833

told u lads to buy INO yesterday

up 40% today

>> No.17614840

>>17614788
That makes sense.
People have to sell something to buy back stock they shorted. They’ve got gains in gold, dump it.

>> No.17614844

>>17614820
green futures sunday

>> No.17614847

>>17614829
(((the fed)))

>> No.17614849

>>17614795
Reduce rates to make free money easier to acquire is the most common.

What you just witnessed is them literally just buying shares to raise prices. I have no idea what they do with the shares afterwards. They can't sell them or it would cause further price declines.

Its some REALLY slimy Jewish trickery. Unimaginable really.

>> No.17614850

>>17614640

Good. Looks like the market is not crashing any time soon. Or rather the market already crashed but not that hard like 10 years before. So when Corona gets killed by the Summer I will enjoy the bull run. I gonna expect a new all time high of technology stocks in the next few months.

>> No.17614851

>>17614787
>shorting meme stocks
>longing meme stocks
>touching meme stocks even with a 10 foot pole

>> No.17614852

Glad I got out of my puts earlier this afternoon. Holding that shit through a weekend is retarded

>> No.17614854

>>17614777
it was 15 dollars, but yeah
i was like I just wont sell it

>> No.17614855
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down 1.53% today, managed to eek out a green week :OO
Pump into close is madness, no idea where we're headed. Will wait until monday to deploy any options or spreads. Think maybe lower honestly, but defending not only 285 but 290 is crazy. SVXY continues to take big hits, but I'm so excited for China's [REDACTED] in two weeks. Oh wait normals aren't supposed to hear about that one ;)
This week we're going to the Romano's in South Portland, Maine!

>> No.17614857

>>17614548
name of this ETF please??
I have UK Brent (Spot) LMAX

>> No.17614858

>>17614816

It's the "/biz/ getting farmed" pattern

>> No.17614860

woah AMD chads what happened at the end of the day there?

>> No.17614861

>>17614829
it's not even a conspiracy lmao
they dont try to hide it

>> No.17614863

@17614840
>this strawposting
no more (You)'s for this shitposter

>> No.17614865

>>17614849
we need a collapse. This pantomime is a joke

>> No.17614871

>>17614787
THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBVET4Jb0Q

>> No.17614872
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>>17614814

>> No.17614874

bros....i thinking about jumping in on American Airlines. Theyre down 50%

>> No.17614875

>>17614719
We both know that you know what a short squeeze is.

You know what's riskier than holding long positions into the weekend?

>> No.17614876

>>17614814
Newfag here, which site is this?

>> No.17614877

My Stonks

So rekt

So Justd

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It really do be like that sometimes.
>inb4 poorfag

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>>17614560
it's like she's wearin nothing at all on her legs

>> No.17614881

>>17614855
It's just called macaroni grill, not romano's

>> No.17614882

>>17614608
Faggot, every single fucking day this week at 1500/1530->closing bell there has been a MASSIVE pump. Every. Single. Day. Red days? Up. Green days? Up. You'd have to be an actual fucking retard to believe this isn't the gov blatantly manipulating the market

Been trading on it since Tues, can set your fucking watch to it

>> No.17614883

>>17614855
down 0.2%, was using short airlines to balance out longs. somehow managed to be nearly flat due to pure luck in covering before the big airline pump this morning.

>> No.17614888

>>17614852
I dumped SQQQ throughout the day at a decent average and then SPXU barely before it went negative on me. I saw either a huge fall or the usually eod pump, glad it wasn’t too fast

>> No.17614890

>>17614721
Sold it at 8 thinking that was the top of the moon candle and only doubled that small stack while everything else I guess I have to just hold on to forever

>> No.17614891

Are we going to see SPY below 290? Should I wait more before buying?

>> No.17614892
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>volatility too high to buy options unless you're a degenerate weeklies gambler
Let me buy cheap leaps again please.

>> No.17614894

You guys sound like /sp/fags crying REFBALL when a game doesnt go their way

>> No.17614895

I wonder what they will cook up during the weekend to save the market next week

>> No.17614898

how is a bear market even real?

LMAO, just print more dollars

>> No.17614897

>>17614855
I'm +0.275%, in other words flat. I'm playing with so little of my portfolio, though, that it's pretty much expected, the vast majority is locked into a call I sold that gets freed up in two weeks.
Are we getting any appetizers?

>> No.17614900

>>17614849
there's no way tomknow what they do with them?

>> No.17614901

this market is fucking bonkers

>> No.17614902

>>17614863
hey...
I'm not shitposting or strawmanning or whatever fuck you

>> No.17614905
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>>17614855
>opened -5%
>half-way through up 7%
>ended %3
This volatility makes my beans so fucking wet

>> No.17614906

>>17614876
4channel

>> No.17614910

>>17614898
based and bullpilled

>> No.17614913

>>17614894
/smg/ is way more high energy and bipolar than /sp/ could ever hope to be

>> No.17614914

>>17614816
>PRECIPICE OF DEATH

>> No.17614915

>>17614892
I should have sold everything to max out buys in TVIX at the start of the week, but now it's so fucking expensive

>> No.17614916

>>17614894
Kill yourself shitpost-kun

>> No.17614919

Who the fuck is losing money on puts in this market, are you retards buying them during the downturns or what?

>> No.17614921
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I no Green.
just got back from the studio, hope I didnt miss out on any great discussions

>> No.17614922
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>he didn't take profits

>> No.17614925

>>17614855
I'm up like 25%, but I was up 80% before Daddy Powell gave me his massive fucking schlong.

>> No.17614927

>>17614891
Volatility is way too high. Wait.

>> No.17614933

US dollars is my favorite shitcoin

>> No.17614934

green monday

>> No.17614936

elon musk is such a reddit tier fag

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kfEL_BxAPOQ

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17614938

>tfw got rekt and trying to recover

>> No.17614939

>>17614831
i hope so i didn't sell my puts ....

Fuck the fucking Fed , this market is gay and fake.

>> No.17614941

>>17614882
This... it's almost as predictable as thursday sell off

>> No.17614943

>>17614833
Nice, I only got into NanoViricides, sounds way cooler.

>> No.17614945

>>17614892
Go long otm on something thats $30-50

>> No.17614949

>>17614934
not if after hours today is any indication, it is crashing with no survivors rn

>> No.17614951
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17614951

How absurd. We might as well just adopt communism with market manipulation this transparently obvious. Make it illegal for anyone under 65 to sell. There is not a sensible trader on this planet that would say it's a good idea to hold this weekend and that is what we're supposed to believe is happening on a grand scale.

And instead of letting the market naturally retract itself and adapt itself to current market conditions, we're artificially keeping it afloat increasing the inevitable amount of damage that will occur when the market does falter. What happens if on monday everyone decides they are done with passive investing and they try to get their money? Is the Fed just supposed to purchase the entire economy?

>> No.17614952

>>17614849
>They can't sell them or it would cause further price declines.

That's why the dirty ass republicans sell them all during Biden's reign.

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>>17614921
I don't even read the daytime threds these days kekkies, 2 am is the only thyme real discussion takes place. It'll clear up by April I'm sure

>> No.17614957

>>17614922
I did at 09:30:01
Opened two SPY outs yesterday right before the close

>> No.17614960

>>17614919
but anon, they told me to buy when stock is low and sell when it's high

>> No.17614961

>>17614874
so are cruise line stocks. ive been really wanting to get carnival or royal but dont know if i know enough about them to pull the trigger.

>> No.17614962

>>17614906
Anon pls

>> No.17614964

>>17614855
oh meant to reply here

>> No.17614967

>>17614913
this. anons flip bull/bear in a matter of seconds

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>>17614957
>>17614922
Forgot pic kek

>> No.17614978

>>17614919
im buying high and selling low, yes.

>> No.17614979

How is it not a clearly obvious to whales that the market is going to go to hell in the very very near future when the fed manipulates the market to be green?

>> No.17614981
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End of day pump was purely a technical move.
The giant 3 bar play downward is only half way done.
DIA 225 soon

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>>17614951
This

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>>17614833
did you make it clear why we were supposed to buy it?
or was it the usual "buy INO kbye (1 post by this ID)" ?

>> No.17614987

>>17614961
i mean, spring break is right around the corner isn't it? surely we will see a surge in flights booked regardless of corona-chan fears. might not be a bad short term buy

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>>17614855
I'm so sad that none of the cheapies hit my buy targets AND I'm still blood red... COST at 303 was probably as good as I'm going to get!!
And that Clorox dip!!

Grabbed some KOkies and some Itialia puts, we'll see how that goes. And some more MSFT.

Took some losses on some pumps... ;_;

SVXY is a pain in the dick alright.

>>17614677
Such a plain and boring man with such a smokin hot wife...

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>>17614951
>Is the Fed just supposed to purchase the entire economy?
Unironicly yes, and they will print as many dollars as it takes

>> No.17614992

I took the Schiff Pill and now only hold GDX, GDXJ, physical silver and cash. So glad I liquidated the Roth last week.

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>>17614833
I sold near close because I was worried it would dip to 13. I'm not ashamed of making a profit but do you think I'll have a chance to buy back in next week before they cure corona?

>> No.17614998

>>17614882
You're a faggot. Keep telling yourself these conspiracy theories. Such a pump at the end of a bear trading day is relatively normal. People are buying low. And then they are selling high when the bull market finally continues.

>> No.17615002

>>17614686
Presumably their budget isn't actually limitless, by only pumping near closing bell they can still cause a massive spike without having to buy the entire days volume. They might also be using manipulation techniques other than simply buying the order book, e.g. lumping on futures giving Algos false signals etc

>> No.17615003

*meanwhile fed interest rate cut used to fund leveraged short selling*

God damn jews

>> No.17615004

>just when i thought it was safe to short towards the end of the day, epic poomp occurs
>thankfully im day trading and thus was stopped out and able to reverse my position and gain back even more than i lost

lmao you guys holding overnight are fucking gambling losers.

>> No.17615007

>>17614962
https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>> No.17615011

>buy put instead of call
>accidentally become a strangler
Should be a fun experiment

>> No.17615013

>>17614987
ill throw 400 at AAL and get back to you next week

>> No.17615014

Is it JUST corona virus causing the market to crash, or are we just due for one

>> No.17615015

>>17614989
and then what happens? People get their money back and the buys up the market that no one gives a shit about?

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>>17614936
that hurt to watch
pls drop tsla, i want back in

>> No.17615027

>>17614875
Nigger, The Pump happens on green days too, those also short squeezes?

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>>17615014

>> No.17615029

>>17614998
people, pension funds, and others DESPERATE for yield.

If you've got ten years to wait, are you going to buy a Tbill that returns a loss after interest or are you going to buy a company that is unlikely to cut it's divvy and will probably come back stronger after this bullshit?

>> No.17615034

HOW CAN SHE PUMP?

>> No.17615042

>>17614951
I was weighted long because I properly predicted the pump, as did many other people.

Same with entering put / shorts at close

this is a pattern recognition game

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WHAT THE FUCK SMG YOU TOLD ME CRYPTO WAS A MEME AND TO BUY STOCKS WHAT THE FUCK YOU YOU RUINED ME

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>>17614960
I have to imagine most of these guys just don’t know how to take a profit or track IV for gains. Easy week, next week will be tougher as news fatigue settles in and the market struggles over a major recession vs. a devastating depression.

>> No.17615055

>>17615014
First drop was due to fears of global economic growth could be half predicted. Today’s drop was because Asia could go into recession for a Q or 2

>> No.17615056

the question i have is how the fuck did some of you predict that fed pump at the end there?

>> No.17615057

>>17614855
I am up .89% today

>> No.17615061

>>17614936
whoever told him to stay away from amber heard probably saved him billions

>> No.17615066

>>17615029
lmao yields are going negative and people are going to fucking enjoy taking the loss. it'll be safer than watching 50% or more of your cash evaporate over a few months.

>> No.17615072

>>17615056
They've been doing it all week.

>> No.17615090

>>17615056
just look at the other rallies from the other days. monday was just fucking awful. 800 points in 15 minutes

>> No.17615091

>>17615056
Don't you just get uneasy when things are going too well for too long? I was in the green on my puts and didn't want to hold through the weekend, so I just sold them early afternoon and bought some safer stocks.

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>>17614988
>shorting KO
nuuu how cruel ;_;
It's okay tho, I exited at 59 kekkies. If you buy KO puts how will you hedge against inflation though?

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>>17615056
fool me once shame on you etc.

>> No.17615096

>>17615056
because it's the perfect time to pump

people check over weekend, last minutes into close of week, and they did it last week

>> No.17615099

Holy shit stock market, please go down after hours so these babies can have their bottle

>> No.17615101

>>17615044
I'm pretty sure bitcoin is still down like 50%

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>>17614855
I am up .89% today and up 4.21% this week

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17615106

"Hey Elon it's Donald. I'm gonna need you to do me a solid one and tweet something"

>> No.17615108

VIX at 42
VIX 50+ Monday
Cap this.

>> No.17615112

>>17615056
LEARN HOW TO READ A CHART YOU FUCKING MONG

LITERALLY JUST LOOK AT CHARTS JUST FUCKING *LOOK* AT THEM see: >>17615072

>> No.17615115

>>17614855
Yikes! -4% on my PSK.TO. Maybe my stock was finally hit by the bear market. I'm still above my initial capital for my little experiment so if I drop back down to 0% overall I'll just market sell and count it as some free education.

>> No.17615119

>>17615056

Because it's fucking short sellers buying back their shares not the fed you retard

>> No.17615124

>>17615056
look at last friday. the exact same thing happened at the exact same time

>> No.17615126

>>17615106
I AM GREEK

>> No.17615140

any more info on fed pumping the market? any proof?

>> No.17615141

>>17615126
ντιλατε

>> No.17615144

>>17615124
This, I would have shit my pants if it did dump.

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>>17615014
Coronavirus is just exposing the issues with the market that people have been commenting on for years. Turns out centralizing your manufacturing in a country that possesses a natural talent for breeding horrifying pandemics is not a prudent investing strategy. Of course we no longer invest, now we just put money in a pot and wish upon the stars that it grows in value by the miracle of interest instead of actual fucking value creation.

>> No.17615150

>>17615119
This, fed times for this too. Easy to orchestrate if you manage to gap up and skyrocket on the previous Monday. Nobody wants to hold shorts over the weekend after that business.

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>>17615056
I'm not sure if it was a Fed pump, or traders expecting a Fed pump on Monday and thus trying to get in early on the action.
But there was a pump, and it was definitely related to the Fed lol

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>>17615140
It's conspiracy jokes, no one really believes it or any conspiracy for that matter.

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17615161

All right faggots shut up
THIS TWEET saves the market not your dumbass Illuminati bullshit

>> No.17615167

>>17615140
>any proof?
https://apps.newyorkfed.org/markets/autorates/tomo-results-display?SHOWMORE=TRUE&startDate=01/01/2000&enddate=01/01/2000

>> No.17615177

Everything is rigged against me

>> No.17615182
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17615182

BEARS:
I just bought some SH to hedge against all my longs, how'd I do?
I don't know how to do this shit but my cash position is dangerous and so are my longs.

>>17615094
No no no! I bought the KO, and actually a KO call at todays bottom. The puts were on Italy! That was Grim's idea and honestly I quite like it. You exited KO? It's a foreverhold for me, just keep adding when I get the chance. But you were probably smart!

>that pic
nanokekkies

>>17615066
you really think so? I mean it's stocks, they always come back and they'll pay you to wait.

>> No.17615188

>>17614951
Cool it with the anti-semitism
-posted from my iphone 11

>> No.17615189

>>17615154
these rallies at the exact same time feel odd to me though. something has to be going on?

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>>17615106
you kids need to learn to post a source URL
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1236029449042198528

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>>17615177
iktfb

>> No.17615199

>>17615189
I'm feeling sleepy. Time to sleep. You should sleep too and take a nice nap.

>> No.17615208

>>17615154
>>17615161
kill yourselves trolls

>> No.17615211

>ride late night pump up
>load up puts right before close
this can't be done next week again, right? right?

>> No.17615222

>>17615161
BEARS BTFO

>> No.17615223

>bear flag forming on SPY
uhh guys?

>> No.17615231

>>17615112
No need to yell, I was just askin. I wasn't even looking at the charts today cause most of my money was in INO. also i am brainlet

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>ITT

>> No.17615240

>>17615056
It's not the fed pump, it's the reverse. after the fed pumps the BOND MARKET, they stop. when they stop, there's a massive lack of liquidity which is then used to attack whatever asks there are and drive the bid up as fast as they can before more asks start coming in.

>> No.17615243

>>17615161
Nobody gives a shit about Elon. Especially after his man-child meltdown over cyber truck. He's just as much of an incel loser as you are.

>> No.17615249

>>17615182
I'll buy back in, it felt like a betrayal . Seems like italy funds haven't even been hit that hard, they're down like 12%? How is that possible? I'll have ta look into that. Hope it goes well for gwim, he knows what he's doing (even if the Turkey thing didn't work).

>> No.17615250

>>17615106
between this and the fed how much more proof do you need that it's all just billionaires looking out for billionaires. the timing of that tweet is so fucking sus it's actually funny

>> No.17615257

>>17615223
>thinks ta works on spy

>> No.17615267

>>17614560
MSFT is always a good long term investment at any price.

>slowly chipping away at SalesForce market share
>Surface Pro unquestionably won the productivity tablet war and is currently executing survivors
>no IT professional anywhere has ever been fired for recommending MSFT for company wide software

Yeah, I hate some of their BS too, but its a money printing machine, and always has been.

>> No.17615279

>>17615235
could you start using a trip so I can filter you?

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>>17615250
Bro he's bringing a new life into this world, he doesn't want panic and everything going up in flames! Or did you not hear Grimes is with child, and has said Elon is the father?

>>17615021
>>17614880
>>17613761
You got uhhhh like a real weird new fetish

>> No.17615281

>>17614560
>buying before a recession
lol

>> No.17615283

>>17615056
It’s been happening almost every day for the past week

>> No.17615288

Well fuck the virus panic no matter how warranted has completely fucked my ability to predict stocks what the fuck is going on

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17615302

>WHAT IS A SHORT SQUEEZE
YOU ARE ALL RETARDED

>> No.17615307

>>17615281
You're probably right... but cash is trash and even gold is uncertain.

>> No.17615311

>>17615288
This is a market correction, the virus is an excuse for the bubble to burst.

There is a long, long way down and we aren't hitting the bottom for at least 2 years. You'll see a small recovery here and there but ultimately we are going down.

>> No.17615316

how to best get started with options?

>> No.17615329 [DELETED] 

>>17615257
>thinks that ta works

>> No.17615331

>>17615316
if you start right now you will get destroyed, market is retarded

>> No.17615336

>>17615316
decide on an amount of money you have no issue with losing permanently first.

>> No.17615353

>>17615302
>short squeezes at the end of the day for over a week now
Ok retard tranny nigger faggot kike spic

>> No.17615359

>>17615316
Don't until volatility dies down or the IV crush will fuck you raw. I'm staying out of options until corona is over and done with.

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>>17615280
it's just for shits and giggles, i swear!

>> No.17615372

Someone make a new bread.

>> No.17615379

>>17615311
So what you are saying we are at the beginning of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVIOWkk3c0E

>> No.17615380

>>17615302
> a short squeeze of +3%

>> No.17615397

>>17615359

What's wrong with volatility?

>> No.17615398

>>17615316
IV is too high stay away

>> No.17615401

>>17615195
/vp/ here gimme the sauce

>> No.17615411

>>17615380
So what was it

>> No.17615416

>>17615195
Yes because its hard to find a tweet, fuck off boomer

>> No.17615417

>>17615316
If you're acutally serious: read up on calls, puts, what determines the value of an option and basic option strategies
If you just like gambling:
>guess which direction the market will go today
>buy calls (stonks up)/puts (stonks down) accordingly
>sell them when you feel like you've made enough of a profit

>> No.17615429

>>17615425
>>17615425
>>17615425
>>17615425
>>17615425
new thread

>> No.17615434

>>17615397
It's a seller's market, if you're buying options and the implied volatility is high you're buying them at a higher price than they would otherwise be. This means the second this crisis is over and volatility falls back to normal levels, your options will depreciate in value very suddenly.

It's not a huge deal if you are a degenerate gambler and buy weekly options (please don't do this) but if you're buying distant expiring options (i.e. where the real options money is to be made) you are going to feel the burn really bad when IV drops.

>> No.17615439

>>17614967

I oscillate between Bull/Bear but never stray from being a divvieduck. all about those golden eggs. Call be a boomer all you want

>> No.17615440

>>17615380
and?

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>>17615416
only kids of the fake-news generation thinks like you do, wanting everybody to waste a collective million hours every day looking up every little claim they come across

>> No.17615890

>>17615056
If Friday opens low, it pumps eod
If it opens up, it dumps eod.

>> No.17616206
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>>17615551
compared to being lied to and accepting every claim at face value?

>> No.17616209

>>17615417
Good to know I'm not missing any steps for the gambling method

>> No.17616249

>>17614857
UWT