/smg/ - Stock Market General:

[Anonymous No.17612313]

All hail the CRAB edition

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https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
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Previously on /smg/: >>17609893

[Anonymous No.17612324]

Fuck you

[Anonymous No.17612327]

>galt saving the day

[Anonymous No.17612337]

[Anonymous No.17612344]

>yfw it turns out GALT has the cure for corona

[Anonymous No.17612346]

Am I the only one buying up OILU and WTIU?

[Anonymous No.17612350]

Sold some spider straddles to try and profit off IV crush. Good play or dumb?

[Anonymous No.17612352]

high low buy sell

[Anonymous No.17612362]

>>17612352
I've got $300 bucks ready to blow but I need a new phone soon. Buy the dip or buy new porno device?

[Anonymous No.17612364]

RISE!!! RISE!!!

[Anonymous No.17612367]

>he sold during the dip

[Anonymous No.17612370]

holy shit literally nothing is happening

[Anonymous No.17612373]

>>17612327
Eternally accumulating. When is this shit going to moon GALT bros

[Anonymous No.17612374]

HOLY FUCK GUYS
IM PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFITING

[Anonymous No.17612376]

>>17612313
That's a beautiful crab my main man.

[Anonymous No.17612380]

INO 16$

[Anonymous No.17612382]

Fuck yeah INO!

[Anonymous No.17612384]

aaaaaand we are back bearcucks on sucide watch

[Anonymous No.17612387]

>>17612330
newfag here, how do you make money if bond yields are going down?

[Anonymous No.17612389]

>>17612330
Which bonds are looking good rn?

[Anonymous No.17612393]

RUSSIA CAN GO FUCK ITSELF

[Anonymous No.17612399]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

the ride never ends edition

[Anonymous No.17612403]

>Pandemic infecting thousands in america as we speak
>Inverted yield curve
>Fed pumping 100B into Repo overnight
>Plunge Protection Team unable to help
>Interest rates cut and unable to be cut further
>Oil is crashing
>Bonds at record low

[Anonymous No.17612404]

>sp500 is mooning
>my meme stocks aren't following

[Anonymous No.17612417]

>>17612362
>he thinks this is the dip
We are not at the bottom yet, boyo
Also, fuck phones and fuck porno

[Anonymous No.17612418]

>>17612403
what does it all mean?

[Anonymous No.17612422]

>>17612380
>>17612382
CAN'T STOP WINNING

[Anonymous No.17612426]

>>17612418
wall of worry, it's bullish

[Anonymous No.17612427]

>>17612206 #

Google (dot)

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[Anonymous No.17612428]

>>17612387
Buy TLT

[Anonymous No.17612433]

>>17612403
truly, we are in the End Times.
The Free Market has wanted to crash for so long, at last the State is unable to keep up it's meddling.

[Anonymous No.17612435]

>>17612373
The answer is always next week

[Anonymous No.17612437]

>>17612387
Own bonds.

[Anonymous No.17612448]

COMFY SQUAD CHECK IN
WHO HERE /COMFY/

[Anonymous No.17612447]

>>17612387
Bond value rises as bond yield goes down.

[Anonymous No.17612451]

Just imagine waiting on the sidelines with cash in your hands and not buying when everything is at a huge discount right now because you are concerned that a chink who ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs will cause a longlasting global recession.

[Anonymous No.17612453]

Because im TLT, i'm dynamite, I'm TLT paying off your car, TLT watch me go farrrrr oi oi oi TLT oi oi oi TLT

[Anonymous No.17612455]

>>17612427
>Copyright 2016

[Anonymous No.17612465]

>>17612313
Everybody buy inovio

[Anonymous No.17612466]

>>17612455

Yeah, it was back in 2016

[Anonymous No.17612467]

real bonds vs tlt?
those in an etf can get fucked because of liquidity no?

[Anonymous No.17612470]

>>17612448
I'm all cash now so i guess.

[Anonymous No.17612471]

>>17612448
/somewhat/

[Anonymous No.17612472]

>>17612448

[Anonymous No.17612477]

INO going up?

Curash eet

[Anonymous No.17612487]

>>17612455
You looked, you fucking mong. Top kek.

[Anonymous No.17612488]

>tfw 20% BTC and 80% USD
Literally a bear proof inflation proof investment.

[Anonymous No.17612490]

>LONG OVERWEIGHT MARKETCAP
>SHORT UNDERWEIGHT MARKETCAP

[Anonymous No.17612497]

>>17612364
>censored porn
>not a bear

What a waste.

[Anonymous No.17612499]

8,3 billion dollar corona virus emergency bill
fuck Tr

[Anonymous No.17612500]

>>17612370
Plenty is happening today, what's funny to me is how stocks officially haven't made meaningful gains since 2017 or earlier. The cracks started to show around 2016, we've been on life support since but it's not enough. Sick of waiting but at least the insufferable "eternal golden bull" faggots have stopped spamming.

[Anonymous No.17612504]

>>17612384
kek, see you Monday, retard.

[Anonymous No.17612520]

HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT LET THIS HAPPEN?!

[Anonymous No.17612533]

Should I buy BUS and SUY stocks?
I want to go all in on BUS-SUY.

[Anonymous No.17612539]

>>17612367
I want to fuck this birdtender

[Anonymous No.17612545]

>>17612467
No, you're not smart enough to sell and realize profits like they do I'm going to say that right now. If long term government bonds ever don't have enough liquidity you should be more worried about the negro gang rape squads in your city anyway.

[Anonymous No.17612550]

>>17612533
You could have said SY

[Anonymous No.17612552]

>>17612375
Jesus CSCO and JPM look like they’re going to be welded into the building until corona is over. One needs enterprise spending and the other needs the non-negative interest rates.

>>17612344
I sold, couldnt take the pain and anyone with debt could be in trouble right now.

Rather stick that money in something with real products. This company sucks.

[Anonymous No.17612560]

>>17612313
INO going up, last chance to buy

[Anonymous No.17612561]

>>17612533
Would probably let that twink suck my cock, but then he'd have to leave.

[Anonymous No.17612570]

>>17612550
Shit, you're right.

[Anonymous No.17612572]

>>17612448
Day trading from the bathtub, Short ng Tesla still fren
Komfy

[Anonymous No.17612581]

>>17612403
Yes I do know what an inverted yield curve is how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.17612586]

when to sell these puts boyos. i feel like holding them over the weekend but that feels greedy

>>17612346
thinking about selling this shit and going long on uwt

[Anonymous No.17612593]

>>17612453
TLT is almost guaranteed free money right now you better fuckin buy in today before the Monday drop

[Anonymous No.17612596]

Who here /makingit/?

[Anonymous No.17612597]

>>17612533
It’s easy to believe this thing has a penis.

>>17612453
It really is hard to believe this thing was born male. But it was. That’s a dude.

>>17612451
Kudlow says 20% of people die... I’m waiting to buy the dip. Someone please bring us back to retest last weeks low.

[Anonymous No.17612598]

>>17612533
unironically prettier and better body than most girls

[Anonymous No.17612601]

>>17612561
same here no-homo

[Anonymous No.17612604]

Bretty good quarter bros

[Anonymous No.17612605]

SNIB SNAB :DDD

[Anonymous No.17612611]

Any downsides to using more than one broker?

[Anonymous No.17612613]

>>17612596
is that TDA?

[Anonymous No.17612616]

>>17612586
Hold them fren 2 extra days of terrible news to shove everything down

[Anonymous No.17612622]

VXX TLT
GANG RISE UP

[Anonymous No.17612624]

>>17612572
I like how fast everyone forgot about him when Corona-chan came knocking the door. Nobody talks about the crisis or the airplane shot down """by accident""".

[Anonymous No.17612630]

>>17612613
Uvxy

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(...) No.17612633]

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[Anonymous No.17612635]

>>17612616
that's what i thought last week bruh

[Anonymous No.17612637]

So... How will next week look like?

[Anonymous No.17612646]

UH, GUYS????

[Anonymous No.17612647]

>>17612346
Yes

[Anonymous No.17612649]

>>17612637
It will be crashing this market.
With no survivors.

[Anonymous No.17612653]

>>17612597
>>17612637
I take it back
I bought an MSFT

How ok am I buying long dated OTM calls and flipping them once the pump hits?

[Anonymous No.17612654]

>>17612624
I was wondering how all that was gonna get swept under the rug.
Our memories all swayed so easily.

Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.17612663]

>>17612637

crab for eternity, with a 1% drop on average everyday for the next 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.17612667]

>>17612593
Lol, yeah baghold my bonds for me retard
>>17612646
Two week repo was oversubscribed by almost 400%. Lotssss of people needing long term low rate liquidity.

[Anonymous No.17612672]

>>17612560
>INO going up, last chance to buy their put

[Anonymous No.17612692]

Revised short term price target for oil in light of Russia being bitches: $25. 2016 low territory. With OPEC talks failing there is nothing to prop up the price in short term while demand remains half of what it should be. Weak dollar and rate cuts aren't going to be enough.

It's unbelievable to me that Russia pulled out. They're trying to grab leverage on the sector, I think. No other reason. They can say they're comfy with $40 but they're certainly not going to be comfy at $30, and that is going to happen now thanks to them.

[Anonymous No.17612693]

>>17612646

shhh, let the bulls sleep - they wont listen

[Anonymous No.17612694]

LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR

[Anonymous No.17612706]

I want to die

[Anonymous No.17612708]

>LabCorp (LH) down 5%
YOU BEST BEING BUYING RIGHT NOW BITCHES. BIGGEST TESTING LAB IN AMERICA SELLING CORONA KITS RIGHT NOW!!

https://www.labcorp.com/tests/139900/2019-novel-coronavirus-covid-19-naa

[Anonymous No.17612711]

>>17612646
That's old news. Buy gold if you're scared.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17612714]

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

[Anonymous No.17612722]

>>17612667
Are you not expecting more cuts?

[Anonymous No.17612732]

>>17612706
Gay

[Anonymous No.17612734]

who here sad they missed the SPEX moon

[Anonymous No.17612742]

how is this crabbing legal?

[Anonymous No.17612744]

GUYS

how leveraged up are MA and V?
I just bought another V and kind of want to load up. This seems... bullish?

>>17612692
Unprecedented times, but Russia must think they have the sand raiders by the balls.

[Anonymous No.17612747]

Uh guys?

[Anonymous No.17612749]

>>17612692
Had no positions there but thought the same. No idea why Russia did that

[Anonymous No.17612756]

>>17612611
Slightly more work at tax time? That's about it.

[Anonymous No.17612759]

>>17612722
I am, but the curve is un-inverting, 30bp spread is the largest we've had in forever now and it's getting much stronger. Long term bonds are having an insane blow off top right now, I dont see any reason to increase duration. Even if rates get cut they're not moving.

[Anonymous No.17612767]

>>17612646
yeah, everything is fine, I don't see anything strange whatsoever

[Anonymous No.17612768]

Airlines are starting to keel over

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17612769]

YES!!!! KEEP SELLING!!!! PUSH THE BUTTON!!!

[Anonymous No.17612770]

>>17612747
Sell the fear if you want, obvously it’s riskoff as the bond market does unprecedented things.

[Anonymous No.17612780]

>>17612768
Except DAL for some reason. But they will all dive once the government restricts flights next week.

[Anonymous No.17612783]

AAAAAAAA
I BOUGHT SOME AMAT!!!

[Anonymous No.17612785]

>>17612759
I guess that's why the premiums on my TLT calls keep going up even though the price has been kind of sideways today

[Anonymous No.17612789]

>>17612622
How much money did you initially put in?

[Anonymous No.17612798]

I'm down 12% on SQQQ, can you guys crash harder please?

[Anonymous No.17612804]

>>17612630
kek. I meant the app.

[Anonymous No.17612805]

>>17612759
It's the end of the world bro tlt's about to Gap up to 200

[Anonymous No.17612812]

>>17612633
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[Anonymous No.17612816]

>>17612798
How the fuck are you down on SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.17612819]

so.... explain to me why people buy when the price is going down and short when the price is going up? why do people think long, medium, and short term trends being down is a buying opportunity? don't you want the trends to be up if you're gonna buy? aren't you supposed to buy something that is increasing in value, or short something that is decreasing in value?

why are you surprised if you buy something going down, and it keeps going down even further?

[Anonymous No.17612820]

Anyone else wondering how snakes digest the entire egg including the shell? It blows my mind the more I think about it.

[Anonymous No.17612826]

>>17612789
The answers are there you do the math I'll tell you this though I started with $100

[Anonymous No.17612830]

>>17612816
Calls?

[Anonymous No.17612833]

Isn't a crab market a good thing instead of crashing into oblivion?

[Anonymous No.17612834]

>>17612820
The answers are there you do the math I'll tell you this though I started with $100

[Anonymous No.17612837]

>>17612714
You still show your face around here?

[Anonymous No.17612839]

>>17612804
Oh im using e-trade its the one my dad got me started on

[Anonymous No.17612841]

SPY stay below 293!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17612843]

>>17612816
I bought on the 28th right before the huge rally.

[Anonymous No.17612845]

>major indexes trading like penny stocks

so is this the new normal.

[Anonymous No.17612848]

>>17612820
Egg shells are pure protein, if it wasn't for how much shit they are covered in, scientists would recommend you to them whole, like snakes.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17612849]

>>17612820
the egg's shells melts in acid and then eventually everything just turns to shit.

[Anonymous No.17612853]

>>17612833
Crab market is probably really good if you are a savvy daytrader

[Anonymous No.17612855]

>>17612833
it is until you realize that crabs walk sideways and usually hang out at the bottom of the ocean.

[Anonymous No.17612856]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I KEEP BUYING COMPANIES I LIKE EVEN THOUGH THE MARKET IS FUCKED!!!!

[Anonymous No.17612857]

>>17612839
oh ok. not bad looking honestly.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17612859]

>>17612837
why wouldn't I??

[Anonymous No.17612865]

>>17612833
Crab markets are good if you want to spend all day glued to a monitor buying and selling stocks every 5 cent change like they're pajeet crypto shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.17612866]

>>17612843
Rip. Don't buy options in the same direction as the day, buy the underlying if you really want it.

[Anonymous No.17612867]

>>17612819
Cause if your right about calling a top or bottom then you make a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.17612872]

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[Anonymous No.17612878]

>>17612812
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[Anonymous No.17612881]

>>17612856
QUICK BUY LABCORP YOU FOOL!

[Anonymous No.17612885]

>>17612845
gonna keep posting this until you like it.

[Anonymous No.17612899]

>>17612859
How much of LCIs supply chain is based in China? Or do they use India or something

[Anonymous No.17612900]

>>17612866
I didn't buy options, I have 400 shares actually. But the rally put me back almost 25% to start.

[Anonymous No.17612910]

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[Anonymous No.17612911]

>>17612881
I don’t know them.

I kind of like TMO though after they just bought a company that makes NCOV tests

[Anonymous No.17612914]

>>17612848
Eggshells are calcium retard. It's why females need to eat crushed up shells to recover it whenever they lay eggs

[Anonymous No.17612915]

>>17612448
Trying but doesn't work.
I want my money now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csr2IpL20Lo

[Anonymous No.17612920]

>>17612845
market oscillations after a huge correction

if your not up at least 30% the past 2 weeks, I have bad news for you son.

[Anonymous No.17612922]

>>17612900
What the fuck did you buy it at? $30?? How? RobinHood market order?

[Anonymous No.17612926]

>>17612841
I want this as much as you but watch for EOD pump before the weekend unfortunately

[Anonymous No.17612931]

i dont want to sound ignorant but how do you guys even make money on SQQQ options? the premiums are crazy.

[Anonymous No.17612932]

>>17612136
Way too diversified. You might as well just buy NOBL or something.

[Anonymous No.17612935]

The stability that has existed since 1945 cant go on forever

[Anonymous No.17612936]

>>17612911
They are literally selling corona test RIGHT NOW and they are the biggest testing lab company in America.

https://www.labcorp.com/tests/139900/2019-novel-coronavirus-covid-19-naa

[Anonymous No.17612937]

>>17612922
26.23, Etrade market order

[Anonymous No.17612938]

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[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17612942]

>>17612932
>Way too diversified
lmao diversity is strength

[Anonymous No.17612950]

What are the odds that one day, someone from /biz/ will ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange?

[Anonymous No.17612952]

>>17612931
because they bought early like good bobos

[Anonymous No.17612955]

>>17612932
>He doesn't create his own weekly paying dividend portfolio

[Anonymous No.17612958]

>>17612931
buying options now is a death sentence

im selling options, i make money watching people fail

[Anonymous No.17612959]

I cannot trade options. How do I make money in these times?

[Anonymous No.17612963]

>>17612950
we already did
we just didn't invite you

[Anonymous No.17612964]

>>17612950
pretty high when all the non-shut ins succumb to coronachan

[Anonymous No.17612970]

>>17612520
they dumbed people down enough to think that Glass Lung from Airborne AIDS was the flu.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17612978]

>>17612959
>making money during a depression
people actually do this?

[Anonymous No.17612979]

>>17612931
I bought options on Monday, but you could have still bought as late as Tuesday. You don't buy the first dip because it could be a false alarm.

[Anonymous No.17612984]

>>17612959
Get a real broker

[Anonymous No.17612987]

>>17612959

why can't you trade options

[Anonymous No.17612990]

>>17612958
>im selling options, i make money watching people fail
funny because i make money from people who think the market is an ATM. I'm up 1000% on some options now. I fuck option sellers as a living.

[Anonymous No.17612991]

>>17612820
Egg eating snakes don't digest the shell. They puncture the egg in their gullet with a sort of tooth like thing (sometimes called a hook or spike), swallow the goodness, then spit the shell out.

t. reptile keeper and herp enthusiast. Pls come visit /herp/ on /an/ to learn moar about reptiles and amphibians!

[Anonymous No.17612993]

>>17612859

[Anonymous No.17612996]

>>17612931
The speculations due to the volatility increase the option's volatility regardless of if you're in the money or not

There are a lot of factors that go into options pricing
You have to consider term and strike price, but also have to consider the greeks (at the bottom in Robinhood).

I have 3 $18 SQQQ put contracts for 6/19 that are up 50% because the market is so volatile, I'm incredibly likely to be able to make a profit at some point before the expiry due to the volatility of the security.

Options are not black and white, but if you have a steady hand, learn the market first, then the options market, you can make a killing.

[Anonymous No.17613003]

>>17612931
bought em when the market is green/a week ago when I was called a schizo for betting on mother nature (:

>>17612978
Yeah I've made over 50% and I didn't even really try. You just have to not hold through a global crash, bet against fake paper mache markets.

[Anonymous No.17613005]

>>17612990
are you just collecting premiums off of people?

[Anonymous No.17613013]

>>17612959
day trade shares of stock using price action and volume analysis. plenty of free resources and videos on the internet to learn from, too.

[Anonymous No.17613021]

PAMP IT

[Anonymous No.17613022]

did they turn the pumps on

[Anonymous No.17613024]

>>17612952
why didn't I listen

[Anonymous No.17613025]

>>17613005
that's what option sellers do

[Anonymous No.17613026]

>>17612984
>>17612987
50% tax.

[Anonymous No.17613027]

>>17612990
im glad your doing well

personally i dont mind "losing" money on stocks i could have sold for more, I earn a steady income just selling options on shares i intend on holding long

By the time my options get executed, i already made more than enough on premiums alone to warrant a "loss" of sale opportunity

[Anonymous No.17613028]

>>17612649
Kek

never change /biz/

[Anonymous No.17613030]

>>17612845
Aftershocks. The earthquake or volcanic eruption metaphor works well enough. There is the big one, then a bunch of minis, then maybe ANOTHER bigger one, or not.

Aaaaaaand there goes oil down the drain. Bottom just fell out.

[Anonymous No.17613032]

I hope the pump begins soon, need better entry point desu

[Anonymous No.17613036]

>>17612978

what disasters are you holding bagholder-san?
i'll tell you mine if you tell me yours

[Anonymous No.17613039]

>>17613024
because your a new fren, not a bobo. dont worry you can make some money on the bounceback... whenever that is

[Anonymous No.17613047]

>>17613026
Non burger? That sucks.

[Anonymous No.17613054]

Plunge Protection Team WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17613055]

Closing above 3000.

[Anonymous No.17613057]

Reminder that we have de facto rationing now. More and more items are being added to the "only 2 per customer " list

[Anonymous No.17613074]

Who the fuck is buying now? Why would you hold over weekend? Last week it was short covering, not many shorts now. Why do YOU buy?

[Anonymous No.17613075]

>>17613057
Where?

[Anonymous No.17613076]

It's all so tiresome....


DO
SOME
THING
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17613078]

>>17612313
Hello guys, /sci/ here. I was thinking. This coronavirus surely seems to be doing a trick on the market. It is correct that it is the time to buy stock when the market is low? That is, assuming that the company doesn't go bankrupt or whatever you guys call it. Because I would assume a lot of the stock would go up again when this shit is over, thus I could sell with profit say a year or so. What is the perfect time to buy stock in this crisis? What is the perfect time to sell? Is there any general type of stock that would be better for this?

[Anonymous No.17613079]

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17613082]

>>17613036
OGI, LCI, TMDX, SUMR. Down like 20% on all of them and they were all shilled by anonymous faggots or LCIGuy..

[Anonymous No.17613085]

>>17612996
So you wait for the options to have a low IV then you buy?

[Anonymous No.17613087]

>>17613078
fuck off low IQer

[Anonymous No.17613090]

>bought the dip too soon

[Anonymous No.17613091]

>>17613055
i want whatever you're smokin fren... it really wants to drop below that 2930 but chopper money is keeping it afloat... for now

[Anonymous No.17613096]

>>17613079
Jesus we dont even have lido injections, goddamn some people are gonna be hurting

[Anonymous No.17613099]

>>17613082

lmao. i havent taken any advice from here yet, im currently holding FCEL, WEN, AMD and BLDP, all down

[Anonymous No.17613100]

/smg/ what have you guys done??? Now all the boomers will panic and pull out their money. Stock market is going to zero...
Stop it... stop it now....

[Anonymous No.17613102]

>>17613078
The perfect time to buy a certain number of standard deviations away from this exact moment. The perfect time to sell is a different number of standard deviations from the moment of purchase.

>>17613082
I have a ridiculous amount of profits from swinging TMDX between 14 and 16, personally. Btw, buy TMDX.

[Anonymous No.17613105]

>>17613078
The problem is no one has any real clue where the bottom is gonna be, pharma is a good bet but otherwise Id hold off and avoid big buyins until US testing is at full swing

[Anonymous No.17613111]

>>17613078
>perfect time to buy
when the bloodshed ends... which many don't see for the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.17613113]

>>17613078
we are heading towards a 1929 depression

[Anonymous No.17613117]

>>17613100
The boomers will die and their millennial malinvestors will market buy TSLa at 2000

[Anonymous No.17613121]

BUY LABCORP NOW
LAST CHANCE TO GET CHEAP
THEY ARE SELLING CORONA VIRUS TEST RIGHT NOW
https://www.labcorp.com/tests/139900/2019-novel-coronavirus-covid-19-naa

[Anonymous No.17613123]

>>17613047
Standard capital gains tax doesn't apply to options?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17613124]

>>17613078
Get a load of this fucking guy. He thinks you can just buy something when it's low and then sell it later when it's high. Don't tell him the trick is to average into the position over a period of time.

[Anonymous No.17613133]

>>17613096
Only one of those is actually IV Lidocaine, the others are the local anesthesia shit nobody really needs.

[Anonymous No.17613134]

>>17613078
If you want to hold an S&P fund long term, start averaging down once a month starting next week (not today). Small amounts each month. Do not put the whole stack in at once. When to sell? Depends. You could try some very basic technical analysis (chart based decision making) or something to know when odds are not in favor of further upside.

[Anonymous No.17613138]

INO is saving my fucking ass lmao

[Anonymous No.17613139]

S&P2900 test imminent?

[Anonymous No.17613142]

where the fuck is the pump? literally no volume on these little tiny green candles.

[Anonymous No.17613146]

>>17613121
why a they falling?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17613154]

>>17613102
>buy TMDX
Fuck tranny medical corp. I bought it when you were shilling it at like twenty bucks. I'ma have to average down on this fucking thing for months to turn a fucking profit.

[Anonymous No.17613156]

>>17613121
oh boy more story stock

[Anonymous No.17613158]

>>17613139
Maybe. Not much volume here though.

[Anonymous No.17613162]

Y'all Know Cian Right? USD/JPY 10 minute chart

[Anonymous No.17613163]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17613167]

>scaled out of SQQQ
>immediately scaled into SPXU

Also got some cheapie miners

[Anonymous No.17613171]

>>17613121
every remotely connected coronavirus stock is not worth pumping

[Anonymous No.17613175]

Guys seriously though, sell your fucking long term bonds. DXY down almost 4% since corona start and since repo started getting maxed again, you're going to get absolutely fucked if you keep holding after this insane top

[Anonymous No.17613177]

>>17613142
Please see >>17613074
Why would you buy now? Also everyone is probably taking a break, really low liquidity.
Watch https://youtu.be/wiAJVKKHzpU

[Anonymous No.17613178]

>>17613123
Shkrt term capital gains are taxed as regular income. Your regular income tax rate is 50%

[Anonymous No.17613179]

>>17613074
>Who the fuck is buying now?
Everyone, except you probably.

[Anonymous No.17613186]

And down it goes.

[Anonymous No.17613187]

HOLY SHIT IM GONNA PROFIT
GUYS IM PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTING

[Anonymous No.17613190]

>>17613146
>>17613156
Because its a big company that follows the market in the short term and its fresh news, it can't be pumped like the other pharma shit, it has an $18 billion market cap. I just linked you to their corona virus test page which went up LAST NIGHT. I already bought calls for 220 in April.

>>17613134
This. I already set up a monthly deposit into 2 tech growth funds and 2 high div funds that starts paying in the end of this month. This is LITERALLY the chance of a lifetime.

[Anonymous No.17613193]

>>17613075
stores.
Masks are limited to a few per person. Same with TP.
it'll be food soon.

[Anonymous No.17613194]

f-fed pls help

[Anonymous No.17613195]

>>17613085
It all depends

You still have to shop options like you shop stocks, but it depends on what it is.

I bought mattel puts after the intial china spook because it hadn't fallen that far yet. They have a lot of their supply chain in malaysia and other countries close to china so they diden't feel the initial drop. They are, however, a manufacturer of a superfluous good in times of high fear. The price drop would come more slowly.

The hard part about stocks is that by the time you've heard, the event has already been majorly priced in. The hard part about options is that you need to be ahead of those ahead of the curve to guarantee profit.

I usually only by non-volatile stock options for stable industries, but SQQQ is 3x leveraged and daddy wanted to make some money in the obvious turmoil that was coming

[Anonymous No.17613199]

I'm stockpiling toilet paper, not because I think I need 800 rolls, not so I can sell at a massive profit, but merely to deprive others of it, making the panic even worse

[Anonymous No.17613203]

>>17613154
We're getting bought out in 2021. You just gotta hold onto those bags a while longer.
>t. I worked there all along. (jk tho SEC)

[Anonymous No.17613207]

>>17613055
Based Russians didn't agree to oil terms.

[Anonymous No.17613211]

>>17613121
Nice bags

[Anonymous No.17613212]

>>17613199
very very based

[Anonymous No.17613214]

>>17613171
>biggest lab test company in America
>pump and dump
Bruh, at least look at its stats.

[Anonymous No.17613215]

>>17613199
lmao

[Anonymous No.17613216]

>>17613199

Can I have some anon? Just one...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17613217]

>>17613079
At least they resolved the sildenafil citrate shortage. That could have been a disaster.

[Anonymous No.17613222]

>>17613199
BASED
Buy adult diapers too to fuck boomers even more

[Anonymous No.17613223]

>>17613121
Yeah Labcorp is a decent company to buy in general buuuuuuuuut not right now. That test won't do shit, brah.

[Anonymous No.17613226]

>>17613163
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17613227]

>>17613194
No plunge protection team today. Just plunge.

[Anonymous No.17613228]

thoughts?

[Anonymous No.17613234]

SPY new low for the day

[Anonymous No.17613235]

>>17613078
should bury your head in books some more.
Go ahead buy in now and lose all your money while it continues to crash.

If you're serious, be prepared to lose everything. But average them out while it crashes.

[Anonymous No.17613238]

IT'S JUST A V SHAPED RECOVERY... R-R-RIGHT BROS?

[Anonymous No.17613240]

>>17613223
Wasn't this priced in yesterday?
CNBC kept talking about it

[Anonymous No.17613241]

Gun stocks getting killed

Bernie?

[Anonymous No.17613252]

>>17613228
throwing money at a virus does nothing

[Anonymous No.17613254]

>>17613179
get a trip so I can laugh at you losing all your money next week. Did you also "buy the dip" last Monday? LMAO

[Anonymous No.17613255]

>>17613199
Even if the shit does not hit the fan (no pun intended), you could still build a cool toilet paper fort, and not allow any boomers in.

[Anonymous No.17613256]

My employer (Tesla) has forbidden any of us from travelling to Italy, Iran, South Korea, Japan or mainland china

[Anonymous No.17613257]

>>17613163

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17613259]

>>17613013
Thanks, but that's also 50%. All I can do is swing trade / long term.

[Anonymous No.17613262]

>>17613078
Normally you would buy the fud plunge and swing it back up again, but this might maybe not be the optimal strategy since corona quarantines are slowing down the world economy. And since the economy is running on debt...[insert doomsdays scenario here]...but then again... most plunges feel like the end of the world.
You might maybe want to look into this directional indicator.
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/short_is_long.pdf
Pic related is a possible doomsday scenario.
Should you decide to buy then buy spxl or soxl for maximum profit but in this case try to avoid as much downside as possible since smth smth volatility decay.

[Anonymous No.17613267]

Please i beg the market to relief pump so i can short higher

[Anonymous No.17613268]

>>17613228
isnt this a little late? should have been done as soon as china was getting btfo

[Anonymous No.17613269]

>>17613241
I bought a long rifle from PSA just last week. I have done my part, have you?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17613271]

>>17613238
well according to your chart there, we're almost at the floor. it can drop like another 10-15 cents or so, but that's the absolute bottom. remember the charts never lie.

[Anonymous No.17613272]

There are no good stocks. There is only wait for the 30% drop on everything because reasons.

[Anonymous No.17613273]

>>17613256
soon banned to roam around in burgerland too

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17613275]

>>17613241
every stock is getting killed

[Anonymous No.17613277]

>>17613241
China makes a lot of the raw materials and parts for our guns and military equipment.
There is no "made in America".

[Anonymous No.17613279]

>>17613216

If you live in the UK you can have a few

[Anonymous No.17613284]

>>17613228
8 billion is nothing, here in Italy we are spending 7 and it still won't matter.

[Anonymous No.17613287]

>>17613199
gonna get a lifetime supply of toilet paper now

[Anonymous No.17613289]

>>17613163
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17613290]

>>17613240
It just launched last night and its a large cap company ($18B), unlike all the other pharma shit.

[Anonymous No.17613292]

What if I just keep selling covered calls to offset my losses?

[Anonymous No.17613293]

HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17613296]

>stock market at new low
what happened thought the coronovirus scare was over

[Anonymous No.17613304]

Anyone else hodling through the weeked?

[Anonymous No.17613306]

>>17613275
Not airline stock.
They have made gains today.
Why didn't you get a bag?

[Anonymous No.17613313]

>>17613252
It buys test kits and funds research and equipment for medical personnel

But you're delusional because orange man bad

[Anonymous No.17613317]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17613318]

>>17613254
>I can laugh at you losing all your money next week
You can laugh at me as much as you want now. There's no need for you to wait next week.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17613320]

>>17613296
>thought the coronovirus scare was over
it's just now picking up momentum in the u.s.

[Anonymous No.17613322]

>>17613296
>He believed the Chinese
The media is now starting to admit the glass lung/airborne aids.

[Anonymous No.17613326]

>>17613304
I would be careful if i were you, don't know what happens next week but it won't positive for sure.

[Anonymous No.17613328]

I put 25% of my cash into SPY at 302. I thought the floor was in but I guess we're not done crashing yet. Maybe we'll bottom out at dec 2018 levels.

[Anonymous No.17613329]

If we fall another 430 points. Jim cramer will have rung the bell on the biggest fall ever

[Anonymous No.17613333]

>Forward P/E of less than 4
>Managable debt
>Huge content library
>Boomervirus is going to make boomers stay at home and watch TV
>Getting crushed for 1 bad quarter because merger integration expenses were higher than expected

This stock is a winner. Analysts expect $7/share of earnings in 2022.

[Anonymous No.17613334]

>>17613329
wat

[Anonymous No.17613336]

>>17613178
what communist shithole do you live in that charges 50%? Jesus thats some nightmare fuel

[Anonymous No.17613340]

>>17613293

[Anonymous No.17613343]

>>17613199

Based 4D Chess playing anon.

[Anonymous No.17613347]

>>17613333
>Boomervirus is going to make boomers stay at home and watch TV
>implying they will still be alive in 2022

[Anonymous No.17613354]

Holy shit that dumbfuck Texan redneck on CNBC complaining about his business tanking and saying people should go out and live their lives and go to basketball games and rodeos

[Anonymous No.17613356]

>>17613047
It truly does. I shall come to the land of the free one day.

[Anonymous No.17613358]

>>17613334

Jim Cramer rung the opening bell at NYSE this morning. Potential for today to be the biggest fall ever, although it's a bit too late now

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17613362]

>>17613340
>>17613293

[Anonymous No.17613367]

>>17613313
>everyone i dont like thinks orange man bad
>not delusional
okay buddy

[Anonymous No.17613369]

>>17613304
I might out of pure insanity.
If more bad news comes out of the weekend the Monday plunge could be epic.

>>17613333
you should also invest in Comcast so you lose even more money when the Tokyo Olympics are cancelled/delayed.

[Anonymous No.17613371]

>FOMO bought INO
hold me bros

[Anonymous No.17613372]

>>17613358
>Jim Cramer rung the opening bell
I missed it

[Anonymous No.17613373]

>>17613269

>First facial after 3 months of no fap.

[Anonymous No.17613379]

>>17613313
8 billion like i said is nothing, Trump still thinks this will pass soon when it won't.

[Anonymous No.17613383]

>>17613371
RIP

[Anonymous No.17613384]

>>17613333
what stock is it? i cant read

[Anonymous No.17613386]

>>17613100
>stock market goes super low
>exorbitant dividend returns
Noice

[Anonymous No.17613389]

>>17613362
>the virgin cows vs the chad goose

[Anonymous No.17613391]

>>17613362
geese are fucking monsters to be fair

[Anonymous No.17613394]

isn't oil prices crashing low-key bullish?

[Anonymous No.17613407]

>>17613394
Not for the XOM bags I've been holding since $50.30

[Anonymous No.17613408]

Markets pricing in 75 basis point cut... Trump will likely have to cut payroll tax to juice economy... or else he won't get reelected.

In other news, Boomers can no longer retire and have to work till dead

[Anonymous No.17613413]

TODAY WILL BE THE WORST DROP IN HISTORY BY THE END OF THE DAY. CAP THIS.

[Anonymous No.17613417]

>>17612978
up 17.52% today

[Anonymous No.17613418]

>>17613394
it would help the consumer, if they weren't scared to death to consume

[Anonymous No.17613424]

>>17613199
>be me
>have normal supply of poo poo paper at home
>some crazy niggers buy most of the supply
>buy more ppp since I don't know if I will be able to buy my normal amount in the future
>make the situation worse
>cont

[Anonymous No.17613428]

Can we see another 380 point fall in the last hour? I'd love to see cramer have the biggest fall ever under his belt

[Anonymous No.17613431]

Whew it finally leveled off, that looked scary

[Anonymous No.17613432]

>>17613082
fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.17613436]

>>17613306
I don't think airlines are such a good deal just yet. Things are not in adequate enough shape that people are willing to continue jet setting again. And watch out for any airline stock's earnings in April or May.

[Anonymous No.17613440]

>>17613384
ViacomCBS. Viacom and CBS recently merged, stock for stock merger so no extra debts.

Stock has gotten hammered because the 1st quarters earnings after merger missed expectations.

[Anonymous No.17613444]

What do you guys think Pence will say to Carnival this weekend?

[Anonymous No.17613445]

ITS DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.17613450]

>>17613428

Only need 350 now

[Anonymous No.17613454]

Bouncing off that 290 line

[Anonymous No.17613458]

Down with Apple.

Cut my losses or wait it out?

[Anonymous No.17613464]

>>17613431
kek

[Anonymous No.17613468]

There’s a good chance the market opens up Monday to city wide quarantines

[Anonymous No.17613470]

>>17613333
literally just sold to buy KO

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17613472]

[Anonymous No.17613473]

Shoulda held my SPXU calls longer, damn

[Anonymous No.17613477]

>>17613458
need to see some numbers

[Anonymous No.17613480]

>>17613468
priced in by now

[Anonymous No.17613481]

>>17613458
Why do you still hold AAPL?

[Anonymous No.17613483]

>>17613333
>investing in television
Its relic technology
Don't

[Anonymous No.17613495]

>>17613386
>stock market continues to fall
>dividend slashed
>repeat
Noice

[Anonymous No.17613497]

>>17613313
Orange man only wanted 2 billion. Congress increased it to 8.

[Anonymous No.17613503]

>-2.58%

[Anonymous No.17613507]

>>17613472
how much is this in real money?

[Anonymous No.17613508]

seriously, explain why anyone would be buying in this moment?

[Anonymous No.17613514]

Someone advise me.

I have jetblue puts and six flag puts. Should I hold or drop them before the weekend. I'm up like a 150% on both.

[Anonymous No.17613515]

Here we go just a bit more to 290

[Anonymous No.17613516]

They're trying so hard to keep tsla afloat rn

[Anonymous No.17613519]

>keep averaging down
>it keeps going down

[Anonymous No.17613528]

>>17613508
Cost averaging.

[Anonymous No.17613530]

>>17613514
monday will be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.17613534]

Surely this is the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17613538]

>>17613477

Only down $20 so fuck it, I'll wait it out.

[Anonymous No.17613540]

NEW

>>17613536
>>17613536
>>17613536

NEW

>>17613536
>>17613536
>>17613536

[Anonymous No.17613542]

>>17613519
warned u about falling knives

[Anonymous No.17613544]

>>17613495
You gois are stupid, dividends percentages are a reflection of stock price movement,if it tanks you get a higher percentage

[Anonymous No.17613545]

>>17613516

>tfw the fed keeps you in a job artificially

[Anonymous No.17613552]

>>17613530
Yea cases in europe are going parabolic which will let it clear to the world that china numbers are larp.

[Anonymous No.17613554]

>>17613133
>shit nobody needs
Have never needed dental work?

[Anonymous No.17613555]

>>17613256
they should ban travel to Germany as well
our shithole has more infections than france

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17613556]

[Anonymous No.17613576]

>>17613394
The USA is the largest oil producer in the world. XOM, CVX and COP make up a large portion of the economy, indices and provide many workplaces. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.17613579]

>the only greens in my account are pharma memes

[Anonymous No.17613586]

>>17613528
just wait, let it drop and get a lower average??

[Anonymous No.17613588]

>>17613495
Why would a low stock value destroy real world earnings?

[Anonymous No.17613592]

Why is Microsoft still gowing down?

[Anonymous No.17613595]

>>17613552
ofc china kept the numbers down so it can say it handled it better than everyone else

[Anonymous No.17613597]

>>17613082
You get what you deserve for listening to shills

[Anonymous No.17613598]

NEW NEW NNEW NEW NEW

>>17613587

>>17613587

>>17613587

>>17613587

>>17613587
>>17613587

[Anonymous No.17613601]

>>17613579
LCI to 6!

[Anonymous No.17613610]

>>17613371
>golly gee everyone's making so much money off this moon
>better buy in at today's high!!!
You deserve your pain. I hope you learned something valuable

[Anonymous No.17613641]

>>17613102
>>17613105
>>17613111
>>17613113
>>17613124
>>17613235
Thank you so much, guys! Several of you are saying that I should avoid buying before it bottoms out. Others are saying that my idea of buying once at the bottom is flawed, that I should spread buying out over a period. It warms my heart that you are warning me about wasting my money.
>>17613134
>>17613190
>>17613262
Very interesting, I'll look into that! Thank you so much, guys!

[Anonymous No.17613722]

USD/JPY collapsing

[Anonymous No.17613726]

>>17613481
Why not?
I just bought more MSFT

[Anonymous No.17613751]

>>17613598
What did you do?!

[Anonymous No.17613761]

>>17612624
Isn't there something going on in Hong Kong as well?
Oh well! It was probably not important...

[Anonymous No.17613767]

>>17613751
someone else already made new so i deleted to avoid thread split

[Anonymous No.17613793]

290 SPY bout to bust again!

[Anonymous No.17613856]

>>17613767
Thank you for not being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.17613929]

Get your fuckin shorts in now.
I know of school closings in North nj. Screen cap this shit....shits all over.

[Anonymous No.17613953]

>>17613929
Massive Dwomp Incoming

[Anonymous No.17614436]

>>17613262
That's an interesting screencap

[Anonymous No.17614529]

GUSH UNDER $5
OIL IS DEAD
BUY TSLA

[Anonymous No.17614542]

>>17613217
lmao

[Anonymous No.17614641]

ludicrous pump right before end of day, shit is rigged as fuck

[Anonymous No.17614661]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO BACK DOWN GO BACK DOWN GO BACK DOWN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!