/smg/ stonk market general

[Anonymous No.17609894]

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>>17608972

[Anonymous No.17609913]

>GOLD

[Anonymous No.17609917]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

if you're not DCA'ing into this market, you're going to regret it in a few years

[Anonymous No.17609920]

How you holding up /smg/?

[Anonymous No.17609922]

Can someone logically explain to me this JBLU pump?

[Anonymous No.17609930]

>he actually thought the fed would let the market end in the red on a Friday

[Anonymous No.17609931]

So buy puts when the market hits green today? What to buy puts on though? Everything is just insanely volatile. Should I just get calls on uvxy instead?

[Anonymous No.17609932]

With my job I have to monitor interest rates closely. This is absolute madness. Looking at our charts it immediately looks like someone simply screwed something up but it’s real.

[Anonymous No.17609935]

So, buy SQQQ now or wait 30 minutes?

[Anonymous No.17609936]

I WARNED YOU
I WARNED YOU
I WARNED YOU
I WARNED YOU
I WARNED YOU
I WARNED YOU

[Anonymous No.17609940]

All major airlines are pumping like nothing else. Is going long a good short term play?

[Anonymous No.17609943]

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvLjJE7Bt88

[Anonymous No.17609953]

>>17609940
Probably a quiet airline bail-out as was predicted not too awful long ago.

[Anonymous No.17609958]

Only my pharmaceutical stocks are up.

[Anonymous No.17609966]

who /cash/ here and loving it?

[Anonymous No.17609968]

Oh no, bear bros, we were too cocky.

[Anonymous No.17609969]

>>17609936
They are pumping right now, so he was wrong.

[Anonymous No.17609971]

fuck the bears, print 4 trillion more I don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.17609974]

>>17609913

[Anonymous No.17609975]

>>17609920
>newfag learning lessons

[Anonymous No.17609981]

[Anonymous No.17609984]

reminder to bears

DCA (put a % in) in to your long targets on days like this.

[Anonymous No.17609988]

>>17609813
WHY WON'T JNJ AND KO DIP INTO MY BUY ZONE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17609966
Cash's trash baby, Cash's trash

[Anonymous No.17609989]

>>17609917
I keep trying to buy the bottom of Haliburton but there is no bottom. It's literally lost 1/3rd of its value as a company in the last month.

[Anonymous No.17609992]

This is the last time I bear against these corrupt markets. Im just gonna bull and assume that richer people than me have much more to lose, so they'll protect their assets.

[Anonymous No.17609993]

>>17609966
cash and a lil bit in puts
fed's gonna fuck around so I don't want to go full bear

[Anonymous No.17609995]

>>17609922
FED

[Anonymous No.17610005]

If Bernie somehow wins and starts nationalizing corporations, it will be a big help having the Fed holding all this stock

[Anonymous No.17610006]

FUCK the fed

[Anonymous No.17610011]

JBLUE FALLIN AGAIN GOTEMMMMM

[Anonymous No.17610021]

>>17609995
markets don't go in a straight line down without getting a bounce here and there, retard.

I'm sure they're begging trump for bailouts already. And maybe he should do something so businesses don't have to fire everyone.

[Anonymous No.17610024]

They're selling? Pamp it

[Anonymous No.17610027]

Imagine not buying right now when everything is at a major discount because you're worried about a possible recession from the fact that a chink ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniffles.

[Anonymous No.17610033]

I thought the Fed's mission was to control inflation and ensure maximum employment. Why the fuck are they getting involved with financial markets? Fuck boomers.

[Anonymous No.17610035]

MIght as well just illegalize selling with how fucking fake this shit is

[Anonymous No.17610040]

>>17609969
But he knew they would pump to "prove" him wrong, so he was right

[Anonymous No.17610042]

I'm overall long weighted over the weekend.

Still have shorts, but more longs.

[Anonymous No.17610051]

>Boeing positive

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17610052]

fucking GDX... why is it going back up.

[Anonymous No.17610053]

>>17610027
Imagine buying right now when companies are trying to price in an epidemic that is blasting all the supply lines from China to smithereens

[Anonymous No.17610054]

Hope you got rid of those puts

[Anonymous No.17610063]

Oh man if we break 3k on the S&P again, it would look so fucking good. 4 contracts long aswell so I might be biased here, still though

[Anonymous No.17610064]

Oh no

[Anonymous No.17610066]

>>17610005
Kek

[Anonymous No.17610073]

>>17610053
DCA DCA DCA DCA DCA
DCA DCA DCA DCA DCA

[Anonymous No.17610080]

>>17609984
What exactly do you mean?

[Anonymous No.17610081]

>FED is at it again
Annoying folks

[Anonymous No.17610083]

Thank God, I was getting worried

[Anonymous No.17610084]

>>17610064
what's dis

[Anonymous No.17610093]

BARRICK GOLD
down 2.5%, I'm going in!

>>17610051
They're not going bankrupt, too much of the economy depends on them, they're too fucking big to fail

[Anonymous No.17610094]

>>17610073
yes DCA when it's obviously falling

[Anonymous No.17610095]

>>17610053
imagine not buying dips when the market will be up in 6-18 months regardless: >>17609981

[Anonymous No.17610108]

Haha I'm fucked anons. I get to restart with 27 fucking dollars.

[Anonymous No.17610110]

>>17610083
That crude oil plot looks like the 10y treasury rate.

[Anonymous No.17610114]

bros pls

[Anonymous No.17610117]

>>17609984
That's not DCA. DCA is buying on a fixed interval regardless of current prices, but increasing your allocation during dramatic price fluctuations.

[Anonymous No.17610120]

>just made $30 in less than 10 minutes trading 100 shares of AMD

holy fuck that's more than i make in an hour at my job. and imagine, if i made the same trades with 1000 shares i'd have made $300. day trading is a helluva drug.

[Anonymous No.17610121]

>>17610093
I’d agree but airline industry is nuts

[Anonymous No.17610123]

>>17610081
Think of it as Jerome giving you more shorting opportunities
Thanks Jerome!

[Anonymous No.17610126]

>>17610080
If you like X asset

You would buy in a percentage of total goal.

So if Asset is at $8, you buy 10% of your stack in at that price. A week later you might buy another 10%.

In this way you are not timing it totally, just trying to average in at a depressed price because you are unsure of the bottom.

So if you think X stock is 20% likely to be at a bottom, instead of buying 100% in, you buy in with say 15%, then wait and see what happens for what to do next.

[Anonymous No.17610130]

>>17610083
Damage control

[Anonymous No.17610131]

Remove the fed

[Anonymous No.17610138]

>>17610095
Corona is popping all the bubbles, you can't just unpop them once it's gone. That's why Trump and his cabal of jews were hoping to God this was actually nothing.

[Anonymous No.17610139]

>>17610064
Just to give some context, this chick broke down because some boomer berated her and her co-workers helped her out by taking her picture and posting it online. Felt it was accurate for the current mood.

[Anonymous No.17610141]

What is the government bond market look like. If the Fucking bond market goes... Oh fuck we are in a world of hurt.

[Anonymous No.17610144]

>>17610108
>puts expiring worthless today
>starting over with 30 dollars
last time I buy options.

[Anonymous No.17610148]

We're going back down

[Anonymous No.17610150]

>have a cool 100 on RH

wat do to salvage my poorfolio?

[Anonymous No.17610152]

>>17610114
Please tell me you lifted this from reddit

[Anonymous No.17610155]

WERE SAVED!

Also this guy looks like shit, shaking like his parkinsens meds wore off, his hair and makeup is lacking today also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMDQikAa0bE

[Anonymous No.17610156]

>>17610139
Shit larp, go peddle your jerkoff fantasies elsewhere faggot.

[Anonymous No.17610157]

>>17610141
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-poised-to-give-up-much-of-wednesdays-1200-point-gain-as-coronavirus-fears-dog-markets-2020-03-05?mod=barrons-on-marketwatch

[Anonymous No.17610163]

>>17610123
I think of it devalueing the dollar, which is a safe bet right now

[Anonymous No.17610164]

>>17610095
>using a chart starting from the bottom of the last recession
Walk away Jerome, leave the market, and there will be an end to the horror

[Anonymous No.17610165]

The fuck happened to gold some moments ago?

[Anonymous No.17610172]

schools are shutting down in various locations because of corona fears

gyms are shut down

social events are getting cancelled

we havent even fully went through an infection cycle, estimating 500 infections per city atm, will double daily

[Anonymous No.17610174]

>>17610157
>Letting bears write for a market news source

ISHYDDT

[Anonymous No.17610179]

>>17610165
Someone probably sold a bunch of it.

[Anonymous No.17610182]

Lol there are actually anons who are buying now
What you don’t realize is that we’re about to start seeing double digit red days

[Anonymous No.17610190]

>>17610152

[Anonymous No.17610193]

Bull or bear and what you’re listening to? About a quarter of my net worth is split between SQQQ and SPXU and GTA V playlist

[Anonymous No.17610201]

BITCH ASS NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.17610206]

-4.3% today

[Anonymous No.17610208]

Oh shit boies, the bond market is going to crash!

[Anonymous No.17610213]

Just wait until earnings reports start to flow in, and everything is down 50-80% across the board.

RIP.

[Anonymous No.17610222]

NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED
>NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED
NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED
>NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED
NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED
>NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED
NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED
>NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED
NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED
>NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED
NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED
>NO DEAL FROM OPEC, MEETING CANCELLED

[Anonymous No.17610224]

>>17610208
How bad is a bond losing value in comparison to a stock losing value?
Please explain

[Anonymous No.17610226]

>>17610131
Cute rat

>>17610163
you sure?
recessions are deflationary and there's no stopping of the demand for it

[Anonymous No.17610230]

>>17610165
Big players dumping to cover positions. Saw one dump right at margin call time. Someone got fired over that lost amount. Banker or programmer.

[Anonymous No.17610241]

>>17610156

[Anonymous No.17610250]

>>17610164
ok doomer

[Anonymous No.17610251]

>10 year yield 0.75
>crude oil down 8%
It's over, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.17610252]

>tfw all in bonds

[Anonymous No.17610253]

GRIMES CONFIRMS MUSK IS THE FATHER
>GRIMES CONFIRMS MUSK IS THE FATHER
GRIMES CONFIRMS MUSK IS THE FATHER
>GRIMES CONFIRMS MUSK IS THE FATHER
GRIMES CONFIRMS MUSK IS THE FATHER
>GRIMES CONFIRMS MUSK IS THE FATHER
GRIMES CONFIRMS MUSK IS THE FATHER
>GRIMES CONFIRMS MUSK IS THE FATHER
GRIMES CONFIRMS MUSK IS THE FATHER
>GRIMES CONFIRMS MUSK IS THE FATHER

>>17610241
this tard cuter than hell

[Anonymous No.17610258]

pls explain how fed pumps

[Anonymous No.17610260]

>>17610241
>I've only been with a couple guys

[Anonymous No.17610263]

>>17610252
based retard

[Anonymous No.17610264]

>>17610251
Kinda yeah

[Anonymous No.17610265]

>>17610250
>>17610164
goddamn picture didn't attach

[Anonymous No.17610267]

>>17609966
100% cash guns & ammo reporting in

[Anonymous No.17610268]

>>17610241

[Anonymous No.17610269]

>>17610222
Is Canada totally fucked because of this?

[Anonymous No.17610271]

Nice "pump" bulls

[Anonymous No.17610272]

Breaking!! oil refineries are pumping oil back into the ground.

[Anonymous No.17610274]

>>17610224
Bonds are normally more stable than stocks. Business pay bills before their investors. If the bond market is falling then people don't trust that business can pay their bills.

[Anonymous No.17610277]

>>17610226
It will hit other countries harder though and the FED still has printing powder and QE left. Unlike the Euro or Yen, which are already at their limit. Essentially the USD is the only currency that can go down in comparison to others.

Im mentally handicapped though. I see me earning money and make up a story as I go, basing my success on something that is not pure luck.

[Anonymous No.17610278]

>>17610241
same girl? she cute

[Anonymous No.17610281]

>>17610272

[Anonymous No.17610286]

>>17610268

[Anonymous No.17610288]

this market is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.17610290]

You fools, can't you see? This next drop is going to be BIBLICAL

[Anonymous No.17610291]

>>17610258
They makeup a amount of money to create, then click buy with it.

[Anonymous No.17610292]

>>17610265
>rome is eternal

[Anonymous No.17610299]

>>17610241
>Netflix: Are you still watching?
>Someone's Daughter: pictured

[Anonymous No.17610300]

>>17610272
Oil isn't necessary anymore.
Now we have Elon and electricity

[Anonymous No.17610302]

>>17610290
So will the next pump tho

>>17609999
checked

try your local gas station

[Anonymous No.17610303]

>TGTX gets orphan drug designation

>drops another 5% the next day

if you are not a fucking retard you will buy some TGTX right now

[Anonymous No.17610307]

>>17610267
I'm also all in on lead.

[Anonymous No.17610310]

>>17610299

fuck off with your unintelligible zoomer twitter speak

[Anonymous No.17610313]

>>17610291
what do they do with the stonk

[Anonymous No.17610314]

INO to top $15?

[Anonymous No.17610318]

>>17610265
Good, now see those half-decade gaps? Yeah, that's why people are selling, faggot

[Anonymous No.17610329]

>>17610307
Gonna need it to make bullets for the next American civil war.

[Anonymous No.17610333]

>>17610300
>now we have Elon

God help us all

[Anonymous No.17610334]

>>17610292
lets make a wager.

I'll keep buying VTI, you keep shorting VTI. but we have to continue to do so for the next 3 years. Then we'll compare who has more money at that time.

[Anonymous No.17610344]

>>17610258
They buy from company, then sell back to company at a lower price

[Anonymous No.17610345]

So did any of you niggers get rich off SPEX? If yes how did you know?

[Anonymous No.17610347]

>>17610307
>7.62
Yeah good
>x39
Are you a communist?

[Anonymous No.17610350]

>>17610299
lol

[Anonymous No.17610355]

>>17610278
no. paint girl has/had a tiktok but I don't have it saved. crying girl is a nobody like I said

[Anonymous No.17610356]

Reminder the FED has a billion dollars in coins doing nothing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pa0535MLSI

[Anonymous No.17610365]

Last chopper out of Saigon, faggots.

[Anonymous No.17610366]

>>17610333
rofl, that hyperloop thing is a big scam

[Anonymous No.17610367]

>>17610334
ave cesar!
however you say 'based' in latin, as well

[Anonymous No.17610373]

>>17610265
Here
I'll help you out a bit

[Anonymous No.17610375]

Back down we go

[Anonymous No.17610378]

>>17610356
ups lmfao

[Anonymous No.17610383]

>>17610303
>orphan drug designation
You know why they're called orphan diseases right?

[Anonymous No.17610384]

>>17610345
do you just pick the highest % stock and ask in here?

[Anonymous No.17610385]

>>17610356
They're gonna need more than that if the U.S hopes to remain relevant compared to China once the dollar collapses.

[Anonymous No.17610394]

>>17610367
Secundum, more or less.

[Anonymous No.17610395]

fuck boys in scared im behind the eightball on a trade if it stays as things are now im good but if market keeps falling im gonna lose like 50000 is the selling over?

[Anonymous No.17610401]

>>17610373
>S&P 500 in 1880
damn this shit is resilient

[Anonymous No.17610402]

>>17610334
or I sell at the top, make some money on shorts and puts on the way down and buy back in at the bottom

[Anonymous No.17610404]

Hey now, hey now
The pump is over
Hey now, hey now
The tears begin

[Anonymous No.17610405]

>>17609943
Wow you are a fag

[Anonymous No.17610409]

>>17610241

[Anonymous No.17610413]

>>17610395
infections are just starting in major us cities, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.17610417]

Damn it where the cheapies?

>>17610035
man
some of these 2hus real cute

[Anonymous No.17610428]

>>17610272
>refineries
>pumping oil

[Anonymous No.17610432]

>>17610356
>banks now only store coins instead of bills
>robbers will now have a difficult time when doing heists
what the fuck? why did no one come up with this idea?

[Anonymous No.17610440]

You fell for the Fed pump meme? Too bad for you it's just some short covering for big players. Keep buying this high. Our market cap/gdp ratio is still retardedly overvalued. If (when) buy backs craze fades this whole thing will just collapse. Hedge funds are overleveraged by factor of 7-15, when they need to cover their margin calls (and they will need), it's all going way down, this is why you see such huge swings these days. Play carefully.

[Anonymous No.17610442]

>jetblue drops from $14.70 to $14.20
>puts don't rise

[Anonymous No.17610445]

Trump deferring taxes for airline, travel and cruise companies.

[Anonymous No.17610452]

will the dump continue till Monday?

[Anonymous No.17610456]

>>17609930
but its red you fucking imbecile retard nigga

[Anonymous No.17610457]

Good morning. How much are we up today, guys?

[Anonymous No.17610467]

>>17610440
extremely red pilled. Almost purple in fact.
People should read this.

[Anonymous No.17610469]

>>17610457

im putting my rope up

[Anonymous No.17610472]

>>17610445
ohhhh nononononono
ahahHahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.17610474]

>>17610457

[Anonymous No.17610476]

So, does the bear market start in 2 minutes or not?

[Anonymous No.17610475]

>>17610457
like 50 bucks
not great not terrible

[Anonymous No.17610478]

>>17610456
Powell will activate the pumps
+1400 EOD

[Anonymous No.17610486]

>>17610445
As if they were going to make anything to be taxed this year

[Anonymous No.17610492]

>>17610409
>Be me, stocking shelves in high school
>Chain store precursor to Rite-Aid
>Bump a jug of "Fish Fertilizer" from the shelf
>Black goo that smells like sewage and rotten fish explodes all over the aisle and all my clothes

Memoriesofwageslavery.jpg

[Anonymous No.17610494]

Well I sold my JBLU calls for a tidy profit

[Anonymous No.17610495]

Newfag here. So you can't buy/sell stocks on the weekends or after some big wallstreet building closes for the day?

[Anonymous No.17610500]

>Vladimir Putin’s resistance to further output cuts has pushed Russia’s accord with the OPEC cartel that controls more than half of the world’s oil production toward breakdown
oh shit

[Anonymous No.17610509]

IS IT TIME

CAN I BUY TTD!?!?!!?!?!

[Anonymous No.17610512]

>>17610492
You ain't seen the half of it

[Anonymous No.17610515]

>>17610452
Dow still needs to hit 15,000 before it's at fair value, and we're going to overshoot the mean by the time the bubble fully deflates, so the dump won't be over until 7000 at least.

[Anonymous No.17610516]

>>17610334
>I'd rather baghold for a year or more than make big fat sacks while jacking it to dying boomers t. mumu

[Anonymous No.17610520]

>>17610495
yes

[Anonymous No.17610525]

>>17609936
/////////////////////GREEN DAY///////////////////
////////BUY SHORTS AT CLOSE///////////

[Anonymous No.17610528]

>>17610495
yes but you can trade futures if you dont have a meme broker

[Anonymous No.17610537]

How long do i hold ibio?

[Anonymous No.17610538]

>>17610457

[Anonymous No.17610541]

>LCI

Back down to $5 when?

[Anonymous No.17610549]

>>17610512
>coom

[Anonymous No.17610552]

>>17610525
It's a new day, but it all feels old

[Anonymous No.17610557]

>>17610538
Second time. Third bragpost and your banned

[Anonymous No.17610564]

We've had these many happenings, and it's only March. What a year.

[MacBro No.17610567]

>>17610457
I am up 0.43% I got a few dividends that came through too.

Feels good.

[Anonymous No.17610568]

>market is crashing
>coruna is getting worse
>media:
>please buy
>mfw
>no

[Anonymous No.17610572]

>>17610557
He asked

[Anonymous No.17610573]

>>17610538

take it easy there gambler, dont blow your account up

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17610578]

>>17610515

[Anonymous No.17610579]

>>17610402
when's the bottom?

[Anonymous No.17610588]

EWY EWJ EWI

you wanna make your money back short these.

Long TLT

[Anonymous No.17610593]

>>17610573
t. passive """investor"""

[Anonymous No.17610597]

>>17610578
OHNONONO

[Anonymous No.17610601]

Please drop to 160-180 range & form a H&S

[Anonymous No.17610609]

im not going to buy shares until half of the united states is infected with corona, nobody is buying long - people are just swing trading and dumping on FOMO buyers using bull traps

should be about late march give or take

[Anonymous No.17610612]

>Herr Bognadoff, the crab has been activated

Exzeellent, prepare to initiate phaze 3

[Anonymous No.17610613]

>duhhhhh nobody could have ever predicted this retard

Yeah but I can predict most people generally don't understand return on investment or how leverage works on a corporate level, not even mentioning their retarded positioning top FUCKING kek. Don't worry when I'm rolling in cash after this is over and done with I'm gonna come back and flex on reddit for you guys.

[Anonymous No.17610617]

>>17610588
what date are you working with? i got burned by EWY but it was out of my own stupidity

[Anonymous No.17610619]

jesu christo

[Anonymous No.17610621]

REEEEEEE WHY DID I LISTEN WHEN YOU FAGS SAID NOT TO BUY TDOC!?!?!!

[Anonymous No.17610622]

Lmao

[Anonymous No.17610641]

I bought some 3/25 GE $8 puts, am I retarded? How do I make the funny money.

[Anonymous No.17610642]

>>17610579
I'll know it when I see it. Worst case scenario at this point: I somehow fall into a coma and have to buy in at the same price I sold and will STILL have made 20%.
Mind you, I rode out most of the crashes in your earlier picture but with something as obvious and timeable as this?

[Anonymous No.17610645]

[Anonymous No.17610648]

>>17610622

what do these lines and numbers mean?

[Anonymous No.17610653]

just fucking let it dump god damn

[Anonymous No.17610659]

Are there any investors here or only traders? I can't figure out a buy strategy in this environment. Who from my watch list do I pick? Just say fuck it and be a lazy index fund cunt?

[Anonymous No.17610663]

please pump INO more

[Credit Spread Officer No.17610665]

>russia needs oil at 50+ to be profitable
>it's almost in the 30s cause russians won't cut

[MacBro No.17610673]

who was the homo that was talking about oil in the other thread lmao did you see the news? oil is actually garbage now

[Anonymous No.17610675]

>>17610617
Always go out 30-45 days on any option then decide when you want to sell not when you want to buy.

[Anonymous No.17610677]

>>17610622
NONONO FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.17610678]

>>17610260

[Anonymous No.17610679]

>>17609894
Fuck this image is beautiful Op

[Anonymous No.17610681]

DO I BUY AIRLINE STOCKS OR NOT???

[Anonymous No.17610682]

>>17609894
that pic is amazing

[Anonymous No.17610683]

>>17610648
Its means money is moving into safe government bonds and out of the stock market.

The more money moves in, the more the interest rates drop. It's like the stock market, inversed.

[Anonymous No.17610687]

>>17610622
what a mess. what even is all that vomit

[Anonymous No.17610691]

>>17610648
Guessing averages of the price within a certain time

[Anonymous No.17610701]

>be PPT team member
>only doing it as a favor for Trump covering up the coke-loli incident
>keep having to buy at the worst times to prevent this gay ass market from completely falling the fuck apart
>lose my patience, decide to dump my shit positions
What happens when the PPT sells

[Anonymous No.17610702]

AMDbros...

[Anonymous No.17610703]

Crab

[Anonymous No.17610704]

>>17610659
If you're an "investor"(aka long term trader)...I'd come back in about a month or two and see where were at. Were not at bottom. Not even close.

[Anonymous No.17610707]

>>17609894
stop splitting the threads and breaking tradition

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17610709]

>>17610622
I caught the falling knife on this fucker. TMV calls for like 4/20 or some shit. Bond yields don't go below 0.

[Anonymous No.17610713]

>SCHW bounces 5%
GOD DAMN IT I MISSED THE CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.17610714]

>>17610703
Dead cat

[Anonymous No.17610716]

>>17610659
If you're going to bag hold and not worried about short-term, you could start buying dividend stocks a little at a time, average down with each dip, add in some UWT while oil is down and just hodl

[MacBro No.17610720]

>>17610659
I own bonds so all these zoomer's $100 account "day trader's" call me a boomer investor.
I am up on the week and 21% yoy
https://m1.finance/oTlAO9SQmx-M
I do trade with a few thousand with options though.

[Anonymous No.17610723]

Anyone here work on the NYSE? If so meet me in the coatroom in half an hour, I have a grey suit on.

[Anonymous No.17610727]

bOnD yIeLdS dOnT gO bElOw ZeRo

[Anonymous No.17610732]

Disgusting chink

[Anonymous No.17610735]

OH MY GOD IF THIS KEEP GOING DOWN I WILL LOSE MY PATIENCE AND POST THE N WORD AND GET MYSELF IN TROUBLE

[Anonymous No.17610738]

>>17610678
who is this presumably chaste, modest beauty?

[Anonymous No.17610742]

>>17610683
>safe
Won't be so safe once the currency those bonds are denominated in is QE'd to oblivion.

[Anonymous No.17610750]

>>17609894
is it worth buying gold now? Its going down again but lots of people are saying its gonna go right back up. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.17610751]

>>17610701
wtf is PPT

[Anonymous No.17610753]

i give up i'm done, i'll be back in a month

[Anonymous No.17610755]

Did a TV commercial on CNBC just use the phrase "that chad" to describe an alpha male?

[Anonymous No.17610756]

>>17610687
Ribbon. Moving averages at slightly different lengths.

And it's very zoomed out.

[Anonymous No.17610762]

>>17609989
HAL has been going down for years man, are you sure it will recover to $20? Exploration is a volatile business

[Anonymous No.17610763]

Picked up some YUMC July puts last week. Can’t believe it’s holding up as good as it is, but my position is up. Dive fucker!

[MacBro No.17610765]

>>17610727
there are other bonds besides treasuries you moron. I bought VCLT because corporations are going to be taking out tons of bonds to make up for loses the next quarter or two

[Anonymous No.17610767]

Imagine being a b*ll

[Anonymous No.17610774]

>>17610742
Well yeah. Nothing is "safe"...but it's certainly safer than this overpriced bullshit stock market.

[Anonymous No.17610779]

>>17610751
you have to be older than -9 months to post

[Anonymous No.17610780]

>>17610755
yes

[Anonymous No.17610787]

Huh.

[Anonymous No.17610799]

>>17610732
>No evidence that it originated in China
Other than the fact that it was the epicenter? Maybe we would have evidence that originated in China if China was not squelching the flow of information to the outside world. As always, China is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.17610803]

>>17610765
Lol you want to buy when yields are going down you absolute mong. Bonds are having their bullrun peak right now, why would you buy if you expect the market to be flooded. Literally trading against your own research.

[Anonymous No.17610805]

well one benefit of finally getting RH Cash is that if it starts to look like they are having liquidity problems from the coming recession I can just use my new card to buy canned goods

[Anonymous No.17610807]

>>17610541
I held that shit for a fucking year to make 10 cents a share. I hope LCIguy's bags drag him to hell.

[Anonymous No.17610814]

Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.17610817]

Don't buy when shit spikes,short it

[Anonymous No.17610820]

Green GALT yo

[Anonymous No.17610828]

>>17610732
Hahahahahaha cope

[Anonymous No.17610841]

fuck delta air looking juicy. Green candles all day long.

[Anonymous No.17610842]

>>17610820
I know I picked up some calls yesterday but volume has been low lately

[Anonymous No.17610843]

>>17610814
Fed is trying to pump, but basically it’s crabbing because without the fed, it’d be down -10%

[Anonymous No.17610850]

the faggot fed is propping up the market

[Anonymous No.17610851]

So is anyone looking to buy stock in any of the cruise lines or airlines?
I was told that you want to buy some cruise stock simply because a bunch of old people would be going on vacation and all of that.
But I mean, the old people are all going to die off from this virus...so...?

Also, let's talk about long game future here with travel related things. Will the millenial generation travel more or less?

[Anonymous No.17610856]

>>17610120
Wait until you make $10,000 plus in a day. For real though day trading is glorified gambling and you should avoid it if you actually want to make money in the long run>>17610121
. If it's extra cash that you don't care about losing, have at it.

[Anonymous No.17610857]

>>17610814
>coronavirus fucking up supply and tourism
>election uncertainty
>decade long bubble founded on debt increasingly tense
>governments floundering and throwing whatever financial policy decisions they can at the wall to see what sticks

[Anonymous No.17610859]

Can all the dumb dumbs stop posting? It's annoying to scroll through and fund the not dumb dumb posts.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17610860]

aaaaaaand SNSS is green again

[Anonymous No.17610863]

(UK)

>Supermarkets have cast doubts on an assurance from the health secretary that food supplies would not be disrupted by the coronavirus outbreak.
>On Thursday, Matt Hancock said: "We are working with the supermarkets to make sure that, if people are self-isolating, then we will be able to get the food and supplies that they need."
>But supermarket sources said they had not discussed getting food to homes.
>One executive said he was "baffled" by the suggestions.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17610871]

>>17610241
We want to talk about your flair

[Anonymous No.17610874]

>>17610851
millennials with well paying jobs certainly travel more. the question is what percentage of millennials are doing well financially

[Anonymous No.17610876]

>>17610814
A Chinaman has sneezed on Wall Street, so we're shutting down every thing.

[Anonymous No.17610877]

>>17610817
Are you thinking about closing out and rebuying at the EOD?

[Anonymous No.17610882]

IM RICH, BITCH
BUT YOU CAN CALL ME
CHEAP THE RIPPER

INTERIOR
CROCODILE
ALLIGATOR
I DRIVE
A CHEVROLET
MOVIE
THEE
ATE
ER

[Anonymous No.17610883]

>>17610859
+1, boomer rock investors, meme stock top buyers, and crypto zoomers gtfo our thread and go back to your cum eating competition.

[Anonymous No.17610886]

>i’m basically the wolf of Wall Street I trade a few times on my phone

[Anonymous No.17610887]

>>17610863
just self-isolate and die LMAO

[Anonymous No.17610891]

>>17610851
Will things be more different in other countries, or less? Travel is based off of "discovering" other cultures. Everything is turning into San Francisco, so what's the point of going to the same city with a different name?

[Anonymous No.17610895]

>>17610851
Shits pumping because oil is dumping. Airlines are bad choice between disease fear and recession motivating people to save their money

[Anonymous No.17610897]

>>17610027
kek. i bet this stupid opinion ages poorly.

[Anonymous No.17610901]

Here we go SNSS. Give us a COVID-19 med

[Anonymous No.17610907]

>>17610735
*TING*TING*TING*

[Anonymous No.17610918]

>>17610843
>>17610857
>>17610876
But how come the bonds collapsed overnight, stocks might be falling but if you look at the 4 year average shit is strong

[Anonymous No.17610919]

>>17610901
thats on the 12th

[Anonymous No.17610920]

anybody else feel like the bear market is just getting started?

>Pandemic infecting thousands in america as we speak
>Inverted yield curve
>Fed pumping 100B into Repo overnight
>Plunge Protection Team unable to help
>Interest rates cut and unable to be cut further
>Oil is crashing
>Bonds at record low
>Investor confidence is at all time low, and dropping fast

[Anonymous No.17610926]

Tesla puts have been free money all week

[Anonymous No.17610936]

anyone else considering it?

[Anonymous No.17610944]

>>17610920
No shit Sherlock

[Anonymous No.17610951]

IF YOU'RE SNAPPING UP THOSE GOLDEN EGG DIVVIE STOCKS ON THE CHEAP ,LIKE THIS POST!!!!

[Anonymous No.17610961]

>>17610926
tsla options are so expensive

[Anonymous No.17610963]

Why can't SPY just bottom out already. Stop playing games with me FED

[Anonymous No.17610968]

>Oil down 8%

[Anonymous No.17610979]

>>17610961
Yeah crazy expensive

[Anonymous No.17610984]

i actually have a good feeling on this one

[Anonymous No.17610989]

>>17610936
Just go short on the next green day

[Anonymous No.17610990]

>>17610961
Pussy

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17610993]

>>17610968
Epic

[Anonymous No.17611027]

>>17610989
>next green day

[Anonymous No.17611035]

>>17610857
biden and trump are remarkably similar policy wise

[Anonymous No.17611036]

>>17610984
I told you guys it's fucking cash.
Short the countries for the indexes hit the hardest by Corona.
Japan,South Korea,Italy.

Italy was hit worse during plaugue times it's easy money.

Stay away from China stocks it's all manipulation

[Anonymous No.17611037]

>>17610979
"The fact is a pullback on the S&P of just 11% would still put our 10 year return outlook just barely above the return on treasury bills"

Omegalul imagine actually being a braindead data quantie and excluding all the market peaks in history because it conflicts with your data and is easier to just exclude it as an outlier. SPY to $150, great bear run incoming.

[Anonymous No.17611038]

>>17610968
Should I buy or wait?

[Anonymous No.17611045]

>>17610968
Canada will collapse. Press F for me lads

[Anonymous No.17611050]

SPY looking pretty bullish atmtbqhfam, I think it will pump to 299 and maybe selloff down to 294 by eod.

[Anonymous No.17611054]

>>17611036
Korea is handling it very well with mass testing actually. Maybe the best. I would avoid shorting them longer term.

[Anonymous No.17611055]

>>17611038

You should buy puts

[Anonymous No.17611057]

>>17610963
>Why, yes, I do think this should be the bottom.
You do realise we rallied more than 20% (a bit less if you count since Septemer 2018) while the GDP grew only by 2%? Why do you think it should bottom out?

[Anonymous No.17611067]

>>17610851
I'm buying into oil which is a similar play

[Anonymous No.17611069]

NIKKIE ABOUT TO DUMP UNDER 20K.
COOFING JAPS ARE ABOUT TO START FUCKING LEAPING OFF BUILDINGS.

[Anonymous No.17611072]

>>17611036
does Robinhood have those indexes?

[Anonymous No.17611074]

>Planning to stockpile 100 gallons of fuel soon
>Oil prices collapsing

[Anonymous No.17611080]

>>17610732
>no evidence
Well duh, it originated in Canada, then that chinese guy brought it over to chingchong land and dropped that shit on the floor or something. As a Canadian, you're welcome everyone; our pathetic national security and eagerness to grovel at the chinese' feet for their money brought this upon the world.

[Anonymous No.17611089]

>>17610208
>boomers pay for it
Good

[Anonymous No.17611090]

>the current state of the market

[Anonymous No.17611091]

>>17611054
SK has most cases outside of China,they're fucked.
You still think we're in containment period??

[Anonymous No.17611093]

>>17611072
>He still has money on Robin hood after the collapse a few days ago

[Anonymous No.17611098]

>>17611072
get out of robinhood

[Anonymous No.17611100]

>>17611074
just sell it and then buy cheaper gallon from the stations.
You know, like stocks

[Anonymous No.17611103]

>>17611090

kek

thanks anon I needed that

[Anonymous No.17611111]

>>17611072
Yes

[Anonymous No.17611113]

>>17611069
sudoku is the only way

[Anonymous No.17611116]

>>17611080
>Well duh, it originated in Canada
No it didn't.

[Anonymous No.17611120]

>>17611057
chart doesn't mean much without layering in other factors, such as interest rates

[Anonymous No.17611126]

>>17611090
>the current state of the market

[Anonymous No.17611129]

>>17611091
In the equation to slow spread. Testing is crucial.

Korea has very good testing ideas, they might plateau soon.

[Anonymous No.17611136]

>>17611090

[Anonymous No.17611144]

>>17610738
Sasha grey former pornstar

[Anonymous No.17611145]

>>17611038
Depends. If you're going to buy a lump sum, no. If you're going to DCA, yes

[Anonymous No.17611154]

Somebody make a new thread already, I want to keep shitposting but I want (you)'s

[Anonymous No.17611158]

ah shit.

I forgot to reopen my Japan short
and to short Canada

[Anonymous No.17611163]

>>17610817
You do realize we can calculate your portfolio from your amount and percentage increase, right?

[Anonymous No.17611165]

>>17611111
holy based

[Anonymous No.17611167]

What's the big allure to cap-weighted stocks?

[Anonymous No.17611169]

>>17611090
Lol

[Anonymous No.17611173]

>>17611093
>>17611098
who do you guys use? if i exit all my positions to leave RH i'll be losing money

[Anonymous No.17611176]

>>17609981
Meanwhile... In reality

[Anonymous No.17611178]

>>17611158
>he doesn't have a constant short positions on the eternal l*af

[Anonymous No.17611179]

>everyone is running out of supplies
>consumer spending is falling
this market is already dead

[Anonymous No.17611182]

ITALY REPORTING 700 NEW CASES

[Anonymous No.17611188]

new thread

>>17609893
>>17609893
>>17609893

[Anonymous No.17611192]

Monday probably won't be red since the market is oversold due to the pandemic scare.

[Anonymous No.17611197]

>>17609893
>>17609893
>>17609893
>>17609893
>>17609893
>>17609893

[Anonymous No.17611201]

>>17611178
well I assume when our fed acts even the small worthless countries get a boost...

Oh shit though when gold and oil drop Cannada has to get crushed

[Anonymous No.17611213]

>>17609894
italy reports 50 deaths of coronachan.

[Anonymous No.17611214]

>>17611173
use schwab or tda
if your account is large enough (i think 10k min?) they'll waive the acat fee to transfer your stocks

[Anonymous No.17611274]

>>17611178
Obsessed cunts

[Anonymous No.17611279]

>>17611120
Interest rates are low, means banks are going to make less and invest less, but that's okay, they are not the main movers of the economy (or are they). Similiary capital cost for many companies will go down, which is good for debt burdened businesses like AT&T, okay they will have 0,5% higher margins. That's fine.
Then you have the opportunity cost for investors who decide whether they should invest in bonds (now yield less than inflation) or stocks that yield more than inflation but have much higher risks. S&P 500 P/E stands at 22 right now with average being like 15, but that can be elevated in a low interest environment, okay. Current S&P dividend yield is 1,98% which is fair and seems not cheap or undervalued considering it's nearly double of what you could make with bonds and there are also buybacks.
And now some businesses (airlines, food chains, insurance companies, small mortar and brick stores) are going to suffer some losses due to the beer virus. That means they are going to earn less and give back less. Any reason to pay the current price now? I think it should be cheaper.

[Anonymous No.17611295]

>>17611274
oh shit the CIDF has arrived, hide the dogfucking memes

[Anonymous No.17611354]

>>17611091
Most cases because of most testing

[Anonymous No.17611360]

>>17611090

[Anonymous No.17611380]

>>17611213

[Anonymous No.17611403]

>>17610856
>For real though day trading is glorified gambling

not really, as long as you have a system. i guess it's sorta like if you could legally card count but with even better odds than that. like, you can't scale out and move your stop loss up to break even in blackjack or roulette, you don't really have indicators that tell you what card is coming up next based on the cards that came before it, etc. in day trading, you do.

[Anonymous No.17611413]

>>17611072
It has them but with no volume. Who the hell is gonna buy back you contract?

[Anonymous No.17611469]

>>17611403
yet not a single hedgefund manager could outperform the market from 2008 to 2018. if you're betting against an almost-sure thing and you lose to that, you're gambling

[Anonymous No.17611510]

>>17611469
idk why people keep thinking this statistic means anything. the reason why that has occurred is because hedge funds manage BILLIONS OF FUCKING DOLLARS. 100 shares of AMD is $5k, idk how you can't understand the difference and try to act smug about it. hell even 1000 shares is around $50k, only 5 figures. you're talking about orders of magnitude more money being managed by hedge funds, it's not the same thing in the slightest yet you act like it is. like, not just you, i mean a ton of people incorrectly think this way based on misusing that statistic.

[Anonymous No.17611586]

>>17611510
This. Hedge fund managers make a percentage on the percentage, so their incentive is to manage as much money as possible, with as little risk as possible. Their only goal is to offer a slightly better alternative to the market.

[Anonymous No.17611592]

>>17610347
Buy cheap, stack it deep. 18 cents a round for Wolf or Tula steel case isn't terrible if you have a gun that can handle it reliably. Sometimes, quantity has a quality of its own. A decent AK and a shitload of steel case can be a cheap inroads to volume prepping.

[Anonymous No.17611593]

why the fuck is it going up

[Credit Spread Officer No.17611610]

>>17611593
this dick

[Anonymous No.17611616]

>>17610120
Wait till you find out about the fun gambling instruments

[Credit Spread Officer No.17611637]

I don't like quarantine cause it shows the government is capable of doing so with bad intentions. When will things go back to normal with now American school closures due to the virus? It's just the fucking sniffles, this is fraud on a global level.

[Anonymous No.17611683]

>>17611616
im listening...

[Anonymous No.17611709]

>>17611683
There's leverage and options
You can make all kinds of bets with option spreads

[Anonymous No.17611818]

>>17610224
>>17610274

You dumb cunts have no idea what you're talking about. The bond market isn't falling you pea brain. The yield is falling, this means bond prices are up and demand is through the roof you neanderthal. Read up on the subject before spouting your nonsense in between wiping the drool from your face you low IQ brainlet fuck

[Anonymous No.17611898]

>>17611510
so people are paying hedge fund managers to underperform the market. great idea.

[Anonymous No.17612054]

>>17611898
it's dumb but it is what it is. why people give their billions if not trillions of dollars to hedge funds to manage is another subject entirely, but it's not something i really care much about since im not a billionaire, im just an average joe trying to make a living.