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[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17600440]

Let's talk strategy edition, what are your plays for the next week, month, year?

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Previously on /smg/:
>>17598075

[Anonymous No.17600451]

What is THIS trend called /smg/?

[Anonymous No.17600454]

first for fuck animeposters and fuck tripfags

[Anonymous No.17600456]

Too late to short airlines?

[Anonymous No.17600464]

>he bought the dip
>he didn't buy puts
>he isn't selling calls
>he is a tripfag
>he read this post

[Anonymous No.17600466]

If I peepee can I also poopoo??

[Anonymous No.17600473]

next week : none
next month : buy cheapies after bad quarterly results
next year : as of yet, none

[Anonymous No.17600481]

>>17600451
It's called buy the dip tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17600482]

Time to buy puts in GDX and GLD.

[Anonymous No.17600485]

Calm down anon, now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

[Anonymous No.17600491]

>>17600009
Anon, I don't think you fully grasp 08.
>banks leverage out the ass for high(er) yield mortgage bonds because low default rates
>banks need more, start stuffing bonds with subprime (read riskier) mortgages
>lenders write to shitty applicants because banks will buy the debt regardless
>sell shitty bonds to investors
>ratings agencies go hmmmmmmmm but essentially then get bought off by banks and tell investors they're A-OK
>subprime lending catches up to them, as borrowers begin to default
>bonds begin to fail (ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!!!1!!1!)
>Banks, leveraged UP THE ASS thinking these things could never fail have way too much shit on their books
>try to offload shit to other banks, and then short the shit they just sold (The Big Short ftw)
>banks drag each other down as money disappears from the world
>no monies mean banks fire people cause can't afford them, ready to apply for bankruptcy protections to save what little assets they have left
>insurers can't cover the costs
>BANKS BEGIN TO FAIL
>PEOPLE LOSE HOMES THEY COULDNT AFFORD
>PEOPLE LOSE JOBS
>obungur decides to give banks trillions of taxpayer dollars (I think it was dumb in hindsight, but I don't blame him for that decision, that's a tough call)
>nobody gets punished
>Nobody likes investing anymore, nobody likes banks, people are jobless, homeless, broke, occupy wall st begins, stocks low low low
And now
>Sanders is a possibility
>50% tax, plus "speculation tax", plus high capital gains tax makes the stock market shit(tier than it already is) for retail investors and only the big boys can actually play
>that means low liquidity in the markets cause it's only banks and rich people trading with other banks and rich, they're not really public anymore
>decrease in several industries like healthcare and banking
>plus airlines and cruises dropping because of travel corona fears
It's a blip. Bunch of shit coming together all at once sending the markets into a tizzy, but not srs enough for 08 lvls

[Anonymous No.17600492]

10 year teetering on a waterfalls edge. Holy fuck I though it would take 6 months for the big drop but looks like 6 hours.

[Anonymous No.17600504]

>>17600451
Jumped into deep water
Struggling to get head above
Exhausted, pulled below

[Anonymous No.17600508]

>>17600440
I am going to stop memeing into positions and selling at a loss and put some work into developing an options strategy that works for me.

[Anonymous No.17600509]

Bond yields at all time lows. Only stupid money is buying tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17600519]

>>17600485
Now is the perfect fucking time for fear!

[Anonymous No.17600528]

will it finally happen again? spy 290?

[Anonymous No.17600534]

Who is ready for the LEGENDARY CRASH next week????

[Anonymous No.17600540]

>>17600504
is that a fucking haiku? kek

[Anonymous No.17600546]

And people still pretend the greatest depression of all time isn't coming?

[Anonymous No.17600549]

>>17600519
The real crash hasn't even started

[Anonymous No.17600551]

Absolute fucking clown market.

[Anonymous No.17600552]

>>17600508
If you follow memes with your money you’ll get burned, almost nobody worth listening to in these threads or other investment circles will have the time, space, or energy to walk you through all of their research, intuition, or even all of their positions. Assume you’re getting one piece of a wider strategy at all times and risk manage accordingly.

And if you’re going to YOLO you should be sure you’re at least gonna lose your money in good company. That means knowing when to stop losses or execute gains on bets you at least feel deeply are sure fire. Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.17600554]

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes again
Can you picture what will be?
So limitless and free
Desperately in need
Of some stranger's hand
In a desperate land
Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's Highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake, he's long, seven miles
Ride the snake
He's old and his skin is cold
The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is calling us
The blue bus is calling us
Driver, where you taking us?
The killer awoke before dawn
He put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door
And he looked inside
"Father?" "Yes, son?" "I want to kill you"
"Mother? I want to..."
Come on baby, take a chance with us
Come on baby, take a chance with us
Come on baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Of the blue bus, on the blue bus, on the blue bus
Come on yeah
Fuck, fuck
Fuck fuck, fuck, fuck
Come on baby, fuck me baby yeah
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Come on baby, fuck me baby
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Come on
Fuck fuck
Alright
Fuck fuck
Kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end

[Anonymous No.17600560]

I want to add more to AMD but it's growing rather than shrinking in this market drop like I wanted it to. I was hoping for 45 or below soon. Plan was to hold until 70 as things got back in order.

Also add more into CVA and then look at some other things. I want to grab capcom but I've been having issues as I can't buy until something clears but I can buy anything US. Odd.

I'll be pushing more into things that push dividends annually/quarterly as a long term strat for building passive incomes. Recommendations here would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.17600563]

>>17600440

everyday is a good day to short the fuck out of italy

corona is still weak in the us and the economic fundaments are good.

italy was shit before corona and corona spread out of control there

[Anonymous No.17600564]

OH NO NO NO NO CRAB BROS???? WE'RE FUCKED.

[Anonymous No.17600565]

>>17600456
Yes

[Anonymous No.17600566]

>>17600508
Also the best advice you’ll ever get is that nobody ever went broke taking a profit. $10 is a practically free lunch.

[Anonymous No.17600577]

>>17600564
OLD'D

[Anonymous No.17600584]

>>17600551
>U.S. 19 Year Treasury Note hits sub 0.800%
What happens /smg/??

[Anonymous No.17600591]

I remember a month ago someone made a thread about gains on Greek stocks. We really were at the top kek

[Anonymous No.17600609]

>>17600591
Rule No. 1 anytime someone mentions Greek stocks its 100% over

[Anonymous No.17600616]

>>17600378
either it's 2008 and I'm buying the top and should probably kill myself, or it's not and everyone will go back to work after sniffles season, and stocks will never be this low again and I'll be able to give my grandkids shares of Coke, Microsoft, Costco, Applied Materials, Mastercard, and Merck, and they'll be the richest fucks in the Moon ghetto.

I should probably buy more Barrick and GLDM though. Maybe some Franco Nevada or something?

Also maybe something like Dexcom?

>>17600491
I was just reading that a lot of the selloff had to do with over-leveraged funds needing to crash out immediately.

And there's a lot of fud over consumer debt regarding car payments, but losing your car ain't like losing your home. I'd like to believe the financials are stronger than they were back then, but they've been rolling back laws and decreasing regulation since trump got in office. You never know what kind of stupid games the've been playing in the back room.

Sanders is basically off the menu now too.

[Anonymous No.17600618]

When China and Japan stop pumping you know its over

[Anonymous No.17600621]

>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17600623]

>>17600440
Still time to short cruise lines and other travel stuff eg hotels, airlines? Seems late but no way they don’t keep going down at least for a bit

[Anonymous No.17600624]

lel FUTURES RED

even with all this pumping

[Anonymous No.17600627]

No one gets off this ride...

[Anonymous No.17600629]

>>17600546
This doesn't tell me anything about a financial depression. More people than ever can work from home, and everyone with a minor case won't be bedridden with pneumonia. Just wear a mask... we have about 1% of the masks required though, that's good FUD.

[Anonymous No.17600632]

>>17600546
San Francisco is so unbelievably fucked.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17600635]

>>17600563
Why are options on EWI so fucking cheap compared to everything else?

[Anonymous No.17600639]

>>17600621
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17600645]

>>17600584
Economy crashes. Great depression pt 2. I'm loading up on prep and waiting for the looters/grid down shtf scenario. Ready to bug out at a moment's notice

[Anonymous No.17600648]

>>17600451
pandemic triggered recession after euphoria

[Anonymous No.17600649]

>>17600624
>even with all this pumping

[Anonymous No.17600650]

Nothing can save equities anymore, there is nothing left but to crash and let the air out

[Anonymous No.17600651]

what if fed cut rates by 1%

[Anonymous No.17600653]

>>17600616
>he tracks DIX

[Anonymous No.17600657]

Anyone else unironically like Cramer and think he really does care and have some deep insights even though he's only mortal and can't be right all the time?

[Anonymous No.17600656]

>>17600639
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17600661]

>>17600651
Then we enter the twilight zone

[Anonymous No.17600664]

If you bears are so smart what's the ultimate way to make sick amounts of dosh tomorrow (asking for a friend)

[Anonymous No.17600665]

Lol

[Anonymous No.17600667]

Doesn’t get much more comfy being heavily short and watching this implosion overnight

[Anonymous No.17600671]

>>17600653
lmao you don't?

[Anonymous No.17600672]

SNSSanon, do you think the results next week for SNSS are gonna be good and if so should I buy before the conference on Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.17600673]

>>17600656
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[Anonymous No.17600675]

>>17600616
>reddit spacing
Get the fuck out of here now nigger

[Anonymous No.17600676]

I wish I wasn't a pussy and had all my money in puts and sqqq calls, i'm 2/3 cash right now

[Anonymous No.17600677]

What do you guys think about real estate? Mortgage rates are real attractive right now, but I don't know how all of this volatility would affect the market. My gut tells me that money would flow into housing as a safe haven so prices aren't going to collapse, but I'm smallbrained on this sort of thing. Would be for living in long term.

[Anonymous No.17600680]

>>17600629
>More people than ever can work from home

Only 8 million people in the US can work at home, do you think that will save the country's finances from going belly up when everything sector goes to shit?

[Anonymous No.17600683]

US500 FUTURES ABOUT TO DROP BELOW 3000

[Anonymous No.17600684]

>>17600657
It looks like he cares, but all he can do is watch. It's awful to care when there is nothing you can do.

[Anonymous No.17600692]

>>17600680
*every

[Anonymous No.17600694]

>>17600677
houses are expensive as fuck thanks to boomers, would not enter right now

[Anonymous No.17600701]

>>17600651
At this point who knows. It's absolutely fucking crazy that we're still dumping after a 50 basis point UNSCHEDULED cut. They cut another 100 bps? Maybe it'll bounce up big for a day. Then what? What if it continues to dump back down, and now Fed has blown all their load?

[Anonymous No.17600702]

I TOLD YOU NIGGERS TO ALL IN SQQQ
I HOPE YOU LISTENED

[Anonymous No.17600704]

>>17600677
Wait till were forced to go negative and then the government will pay you to buy a home,this is my plan until then I wait to cash out my puts

[Anonymous No.17600705]

>>17600440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjj_XJkFKYA&feature=emb_logo

[Anonymous No.17600713]

>>17600684
why do i find this image so funny

[Anonymous No.17600714]

>>17600664
The surest single move if it opens red is probably to wait for 30-90 minutes after open and see if a bottom starts to form, buy calls to yesterday’s lowest high, sell them at 10% gains or more depending how stupid you want to be about it

[Anonymous No.17600715]

You didn't hear this from me, but tomorrow is BULLISH.

[Anonymous No.17600719]

>>17600566
You're making me feel like I should have sold my ford put before market close. Definitely selling before the weekend if any of my profits make it until then.

[Anonymous No.17600720]

>>17600677
Boomer bubble in housing

[Anonymous No.17600721]

I really fucking hope you are not buying tomorrow. We are still at a dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.17600723]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[Anonymous No.17600732]

>>17600705
>Attention dear american people!
>Everything is fine

[Anonymous No.17600734]

GO DDAMN IT WHY DIDN"T I ALL IN

[Anonymous No.17600735]

>>17600723
Wait to watch tomorrow crash kek

Everything gonna dump. Could see -40% before end of this year on all assets

[Anonymous No.17600738]

>>17600675
here's your (you) dumbshit

That's not even true redditspacing

double breaks between paragraphs isn't redditspacing

double breaks between sentences is when it becomes a problem

I've been here longer than I'd care to admit

long enough to see my homeboards opened, closed, invaded by r/incel exiles, livestream suicides, and see some of my favorite mentally ill posters suicide obituaries

here longer than you fagboi

[Anonymous No.17600741]

>>17600714
Just started this shit, so i'm probably being dumb as fuck, but how would this even make money. Wouldn't the premiums be to high to make a profit?

[Anonymous No.17600742]

>>17600664
Buy the dip :^)>>17600665

[Anonymous No.17600745]

>>17600719
If you can sell for profit every day you’ll do better than most people who try this, trailing stop loss targets are the way to handle options imo. I take small money but I take a lot of it.

Every once and again I yolo though because life is shitty and boring when the basics are already guaranteed but you’re not actually rich.

[Anonymous No.17600746]

>bro if everyone worked at home our 70% consumer economy will be fine
Lmao

[Anonymous No.17600747]

Nothing personal, kid.

[Anonymous No.17600750]

>>17600702
B&R

I’m almost all in on SQQQ with a tiny bit of SPXU and GDX. I’ve wanted to write calls on the SQQQ but I’d hate for them to get called away in the midst of an economic armageddon.

[Anonymous No.17600752]

>>17600451
>we're fucked pattern

[Anonymous No.17600755]

3000 BREACHED

[Anonymous No.17600762]

S-savanon...Pendy...

[Anonymous No.17600764]

>>17600741
If you buy and sell the options during continued high volatility you won't have to pay for IV.

That being said I dropped my options to just go short because I wanted to cash in on higher IV, bought Wednesday at close and sold thursday then went short instead of using options

[Anonymous No.17600765]

Less liquid markets fall slower than more liquid markets as transactions take more time. First will be the stock/bond/paper market, but real estate falls months afterwards.

[Anonymous No.17600767]

>>17600451
Feel like it will go back up to 50-75% below the ATH before the drop. Depends on the news cycle though and what drumf does to influnce sentiment. Fuck the fed they are just making this so much worse. Definetly straddled across the board due to volitility.

[Anonymous No.17600772]

>>17600762
why you keep posting this, i have't seen college broke boi make any posts lately

[Anonymous No.17600774]

God damn would tesla please fucking crash back to 400? I've been sitting on these puts forever

[Anonymous No.17600775]

gold.

>Fed is accommodating, Corona is about to get much more widespread, from an insider friend my dad has. 0 interest rates here we come. Plus you can't even test Corona in America yet.

>US loses its safe haven status

>If recession, QE will boost gold too

>Lots of momentum from last year

[Anonymous No.17600777]

>>17600440


$OPK with a new corona virus test. CEO just met with Trump this week. With the CDC original test kits not working properly word is they are getting gov’t contract for new Corona virus test kit worth 100’s of millions.

https://www.biospace.com/article/releases/opko-health-s-bioreference-laboratories-to-introduce-coronavirus-disease-covid-19-test/

[Anonymous No.17600778]

This is it. Isn't it?

[Anonymous No.17600781]

In a year or so when the DOW is at 40K, you'll look back on this day and go, "I should've loaded up while everyone was 'AAAAA-ing' and posting pink wojaks."

[Anonymous No.17600783]

>>17600723
Here's to another recession which will provide us with cheapies that will last for decades

[Anonymous No.17600786]

>>17600774
fuck tesla be patient man

[Anonymous No.17600787]

>>17600781
>in a year

*in a decade

[Anonymous No.17600793]

>>17600551
>>17600584
>>17600645
>DO NOT ASK FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
>IT TOLLS FOR THEE

[Anonymous No.17600794]

Oh, hello. Didn't see you there. I was just checking the 10yr bond futures and they're exploding higher in the overnight session. Is that bullish?

[Anonymous No.17600798]

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17600803]

>>17600741
Uh... basically, and I do mean basically, premiums on calls will be lower the longer and further something has been trending downward. When it starts trending upward again, you can resell the option at a higher price to close your position for a profit.

[Anonymous No.17600804]

>>17600665
This is impossible. THere's no way that number is right.

[Anonymous No.17600805]

>>17600798

[Anonymous No.17600806]

>>17600781
*in 20 years after the post-WW3 Bogdanoff plan is implimented

[Anonymous No.17600810]

>>17600798
Come cleansing fire
Come sweet death
Erase the wealth of the Boomer, so that we may be free

[Anonymous No.17600812]

I'm actually laughing every time someone posts the 10Y

[Anonymous No.17600815]

>>17600701
Its going to be absolutely fucking useless, the market is extremely volatile LETS INSERT MORE VOLATILITY

[Anonymous No.17600817]

god damn this shit is in freefall

[Anonymous No.17600821]

>>17600798
>everything is fine

Recession getting priced in

[Anonymous No.17600823]

>>17600793
>>17600794
>>17600805
>>17600798

[Anonymous No.17600827]

>>17600723
Can someone explain this to a brainlet like me please?

[Anonymous No.17600839]

I don't even know what to think anymore. Bonds are so ridiculously overbought, it has GOT to bounce back at some point

But I thought that yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that... and they just keep clowning around..

What the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.17600842]

>>17600817

[Anonymous No.17600844]

>>17600817
Use investing

[Anonymous No.17600846]

>>17600827
Here https://youtu.be/iFDe5kUUyT0

[Anonymous No.17600847]

>>17600839
What kind of person even buys this.

[Anonymous No.17600849]

The only shitty part about being a bear is the constant risk that things will get crazy enough that your profits won’t mean anything.

[Anonymous No.17600857]

Rotated my 401k to bonds and baggie said he shorted them. Hope he hasn't killed himself before witnessing the crash.

[Anonymous No.17600863]

>>17600847
Unironically scammed widows and cuck 40 year old lifelong losers

[Anonymous No.17600865]

>mfw I'm buying the dip

[Anonymous No.17600869]

>>17600847
Banks. They buy billions and billions of dollars worth at a time and flip em to one another.

[Anonymous No.17600876]

>>17600865
Actually might be a good idea at this point for cruises and airlines. They are completely hated, nobody wants them, blood in the streets

[Anonymous No.17600881]

>>17600849
If you unironically think society will collapse, just take profits, buy some beans and hide. Because what the fuck is the point..?

[Anonymous No.17600882]

Who here gettin comfy watching the collapse of the US economy?

[Anonymous No.17600887]

>>17600876
AAL was down like 20% today. I have 2 shares of them to hedge against my XOM and it made me lul

then I realized XOM shed 6% today and it made me sad .

[Anonymous No.17600892]

anyone holding gild?

[Anonymous No.17600895]

>>17600839
were going negative

[Anonymous No.17600898]

>>17600714
>buy calls to yesterday’s lowest high
Uh what exactly does this mean? Stocks that were low yesterday and are high today? Sorry it's weird wording to me.

[Anonymous No.17600899]

>>17600882
Right there with you

[Anonymous No.17600903]

>>17600847
Powell

[Anonymous No.17600907]

[Anonymous No.17600915]

>>17600714
>>17600898
Yeah i didn't get either dumb it down more

[Anonymous No.17600916]

>>17600847
People who think 0.8% is better than losing money in equities

[Anonymous No.17600923]

>>17600876
nah... those are the ones directly impacted
in the worst case scenario, cruises could even face some tough govt intervention

[Anonymous No.17600925]

here is how they will pump it
fed announces another .25 cut
trump announces tax cut
statement to the press on corona with rigged numbers

[Anonymous No.17600927]

>>17600881
I don’t think it, but I make my money on the prospect. It lurks beyond fear in the far reaches of my terror.

[Anonymous No.17600930]

This is cause hedge funds got lazy and just been buying index funds for years isnt it?

[Anonymous No.17600936]

*sips mocha latte*

Yep, this looks fine

[Anonymous No.17600939]

>>17600881
Life went on even in the great depression.

[Anonymous No.17600940]

>>17600915
Stop trading stocks immediately.

[Anonymous No.17600941]

>>17600491
At this point, I am getting angry at people who are saying this is nothing. I live in Seattle which is basically ground zero in US. Everyone has been told to stay home. school have been canceled for at least 2 weeks. This is as real as it gets. And its already in multiple big cities. All of China shut down, ships are being stopped at ports and no new ships are arrive. Basically all business conferences have been canceled. You don't think this is having an impact? Fuck off. This is a completely different crisis, businesses cannot operate if theres nothing to sell and nobody buying. When they don't make money, they can't pay their debts, so they have to sell stock, but there stock is going down because they aren't making money, so they have to sell more stock. Stop being an ignorant piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.17600953]

>>17600940
Not a trader unfortunately I am an investor and have been getting fucked hard so I need to stop doing that.

[Anonymous No.17600954]

>>17600930
Debt

[Anonymous No.17600957]

>>17600876
airlines are going to get bailed out at some point desu

[Anonymous No.17600960]

>>17600930
Absolutely. Not just hedge funds. It's been memed into every generations brain that the only way to invest is with an index fund that you never ever touch.

[Anonymous No.17600962]

>tomorrow we're going to plunge 1500+ and hit a new low
>infections and deaths are going to start spiking over the weekend
>blood red monday
>tuesday -2000
>wednesday -3000
>thursday -5000

It's over. gg guys.

[Anonymous No.17600964]

>>17600941
I hope you and everyone else in Seattle dies a miserable death

[Anonymous No.17600968]

>>17600936
I wonder if we get a real Great Depression with bread lines and shit

[Anonymous No.17600972]

>>17600876
Hope is good

[Anonymous No.17600976]

>>17600440
Who AMD Chad's here? AMD Chad's rise up!!!

[Anonymous No.17600978]

>>17600941
It’s literally nothing, you /x/ tier schizo. Go back to r*ddit.

[Anonymous No.17600979]

>>17600491
The market was the catalyst of the 2008 crash, this time its the economy itself, the market will follow suit.

[Anonymous No.17600980]

holy shit even the futures are crashing

[Anonymous No.17600982]

>>17600960
It's not the index fund in itself. Index funds just made it easy to invest.

First you make it easy to invest, then you force people to invest by eliminating the prospect of interest gained by saving.

Enter the fed.

[Anonymous No.17600985]

>>17600964
Why? I didn't vote for this shitty government on top of it being rigged.

[Anonymous No.17600986]

Since march 5th is nearly over and the world didnt end will we be done seen pol tourists ?

[Anonymous No.17600990]

>>17600962
Stop anon, I can only get so aroused.

[Anonymous No.17600991]

>>17600849
I’ve thought about what could happen if one of these exotic ETNs would blow up if the issuing bank like UBS for example went insolvent. Literally everyone would lose kek

[Anonymous No.17600992]

>>17600930
nope. Index investing isn't bad as long as there are people re-balancing it in the works. Which there are plenty of agents in the system happy to do.

ETF/indexing has no cause behind what's happening.

[MacBro No.17600998]

>>17600616
>I'll be able to give my grandkids shares of Coke, Microsoft, Costco, Applied Materials, Mastercard, and Merck, and they'll be the richest fucks in the Moon ghetto.
thats the dream anon

[Anonymous No.17601000]

>>17600675
>4chan gatekeeping
>doesn't even know what reddit spacing is
The hubris of newfrens is sometimes really annoying.

[Anonymous No.17601002]

OH NO NO NO, CLIMBING BACK TO 3000

[Anonymous No.17601005]

What should I be investing in right now? I keep seeing people post about how it's a good time to get rich but I don't know how to take advantage of an opportunity like this.

[Anonymous No.17601009]

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

[Anonymous No.17601010]

>>17600957
Probably, yeah. But also reminder that there is a very good chance that the 747 Max will never fly again.

[Anonymous No.17601011]

Where's the volume? This drop is moving on a trickle.

[Anonymous No.17601019]

>>17600936
>posts indices of closed markets
wat r u eben duing?
tricked me into thinking dow futures were down 4%

>>17600964
that's really harsh...

>>17600794
NO ONE USES BOND PRICES
SAY THAT THE YIELDS ARE PLUMMETING
YOUR PHASING IS WEIRD

[Anonymous No.17601020]

>>17600941
>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.17601021]

>>17601005
SPXL puts for may

[Anonymous No.17601026]

>>17600980
Whatever. Not good but not terrible.

[Anonymous No.17601029]

>>17600953
Bears aren’t really investors so they aren’t going to give someone like you good advice. Learn to trade commodities, options, and currency at least, so this doesn’t happen to you without recourse.

[Anonymous No.17601031]

But I thought Jennifer Lawrence was already a dirty hooker?

[Anonymous No.17601032]

>>17601019
Some markets are open now duh

[Anonymous No.17601034]

>>17600991
That was worded bad. Basically I mean if SQQQ for example went to zero because of a problem with the issuing company. I vaguely remember this happening with VIX etns a few years ago but not sure if it matches exactly that scenario.

[Anonymous No.17601039]

>>17600962
That would be sweet. I relish at the opportunity to scoop up MSFT below $100 and AAPL under $150. This is my chance to get some cheap quality American blue chips.

[Anonymous No.17601041]

>>17600953
Yeah I guess you should just put your money in SQQQ or an inverse fund and let someone else do it for you. You’re gonna get wrecked over time if you don’t learn what you’re doing though.

[MacBro No.17601042]

>>17600806
WW3 will never happen, the trade war is the last war for world economic dominance. we are going to space this decade and it will change everything.

[Anonymous No.17601043]

>>17601031
meant for
>>17600645
but it's still true on it's own

[Anonymous No.17601048]

>>17601021
No volume

[Anonymous No.17601049]

>>17600882
Is this the lowest 10y bonds have ever been?

[Anonymous No.17601052]

Liquidated my 401k this week with Express mail. $200k worth of checks to rollover on my bed. Going to air ship these bad boys to my Roth IRA and hopefully I won't miss the bottom if it happens next week. I expect at least a 20% correction this month. This is my dream to forever escape a life of wagecucking. Good luck frens

[Anonymous No.17601055]

>>17601042
based futurologist
bet on paradigm changes

[MacBro No.17601070]

>>17600941
I live in kirkland and everything is fine. literally just a cold.

[Anonymous No.17601073]

>>17601055
Bigly this but know your audience. Most people here are trying to get out of mom’s basement and don’t have the lifestyle to be looking ten years out.

[Anonymous No.17601075]

>>17601052
I’m coming to Houston to rob you. I have more guns than you.

[Anonymous No.17601076]

>>17601052
Godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.17601082]

>>17601049

[Anonymous No.17601083]

>>17600456
American Airlines fell to >$2 in 2009, then filled for bankruptcy a couple years later. Currently, the have a shit ton of debt. If they go bankrupt again is determined by how long it takes the public to accept they cant fight/avoid corona chan & go about their lives the same way we do with influenza. Theres still a lot of money to be made on puts

[Anonymous No.17601085]

>>17601052
Good luck dude hope it pays off for ya

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17601088]

Why are these so cheap? EWI hit 25 4 months ago. Surely now is worse?

[Anonymous No.17601092]

>>17601052
remember to set 95k aside for taxes and penalties

[Anonymous No.17601093]

>>17600887

Buy more XOM soon. it's below even the very bottom of the 2008 crisis and boomers are absolutely shitting their pants

[Anonymous No.17601096]

Not even the CCP-propped Shanghai market is safe anymore

[Anonymous No.17601097]

>>17601052
20% is icing

[Anonymous No.17601101]

>>17601092
It's a roth 401k to roth ira rollover. No penalties. No taxes. I've learned Jewish magic.

[Anonymous No.17601105]

>>17601082
I don't know much about bonds, but it's going down because people are rushing to them?

[Anonymous No.17601107]

>>17601052
>>17601075
Wow this dude lives in Houston, sorry senpai I'm going to beat you to him.

[Anonymous No.17601111]

Say you had $50k is cash sitting around /biz/. How do I ... I mean how do you respond to what's happening right now? I'm thinking of quitting my job and blowing it on hookers and meth

[Anonymous No.17601112]

>>17601105
Yes, en masse. And where do you think that capital flight is coming from?

[Anonymous No.17601117]

>>17601088
I bought some puts earlier today,
Noones caught on yet maybe.

You are still on an obscure Thule boat carving forum

[Anonymous No.17601119]

>>17601101
based
but any company match will be in a regular 401 and you'll have to get a "rollover ira" for it.

[MacBro No.17601128]

>>17601093
except the demand for oil is reducing and there has never been a larger supply of crude. Electric vehicles and green energy are shutting down the entire sector. Short anything oil

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17601130]

>>17601117
They've been in the news constantly though? I'm trying to find a reason to not to buy.

[Anonymous No.17601129]

>>17601111
physical gold and silver in your hands

[Anonymous No.17601131]

>>17601111
All in on YANG and CHAD calls

[Anonymous No.17601137]

>>17601088
thanks for the heads up broskerino

now delete this

[Anonymous No.17601142]

>>17601112
Big money. Corporations and banks?
I guess there's no brakes on this train.

[Anonymous No.17601144]

>>17601111
Checked. All in on SPY puts after the 10:30am 0 volume pump. Sell at end of day, repeat ad infinitum.

[Anonymous No.17601148]

>>17601119
Yes that's why I have 2 checks. One goes to a trade IRA that I'll do a roth conversion on later. I've mastered Jewish magic. Even if some commie pink cuck raises taxes to 90% he cant touch me.

[Anonymous No.17601149]

>>17601111
Deposit half of that shit in gold and short the market with the rest

[Anonymous No.17601157]

Why are the yields dropping so hard? Why the fuck is it happening so soon it should have lasted for a few more months give or take.
This is just crashing the economy in the month of march.

[Anonymous No.17601169]

>>17601142
The capital is leaving the equity market and flying into bonds. Capital that would have been used to "buy the dip".

[Anonymous No.17601182]

>>17601157
We gave up space travel and the golden bull run in return for welfare for brown people.

[Anonymous No.17601183]

For all you guys talking about XOM lol

[Anonymous No.17601186]

this is really REALLY bad

[Anonymous No.17601192]

>>17601157
symptom of a modern economy driven largely by speculation (huge amounts of cheap money chasing vanishingly small returns in a valueless economy.)

market moves happen fast, up and down. whatever is happening with the market now is about at its maximum amplitude, in my opinion. i think the market has another 20% downside maximum over the next 3 weeks or so. i could be very wrong obv.

[Anonymous No.17601193]

>>17601182
what is this gif from

[Anonymous No.17601208]

>market expects 3 more rate cuts by April meeting

This is gonna get ugly

[Anonymous No.17601218]

My fagot ass broker wont let me short shit or deal in options they decided I couldn't handle the risk. Fuck those faggots, how do I get around this?

Also are there catastrophe bonds for life insurance, how would one short that if they thought a stistically abnormal number of people are about to die?

[Anonymous No.17601219]

>>17601186
Gundlach was on today talking about the crazy moves down to the 0.95% area. He said he could see it bottoming at 80 but any further than that is fantasy. kek

[Anonymous No.17601226]

>>17601193
/pol/ obviously. that's coronachan. a dumb happeningfag meme, basically

[Anonymous No.17601229]

>>17601148
they could theoretically change the taxation policies on retirement accounts. I do think changes will come in the next decades, but I expect them largely to be good for investors.

BUT Possible raising of retirement ages and then you're forced to h

>>17601157
fear begets fear
we're basically herd animals, when enough members panic, panic reaches critical mass, and there's a panic meltdown.

For me, it actually brings me calm when people stop acting like everything's okay and start freaking out. Then my wiring says "oh people are worried, good. now I can relax"

[Anonymous No.17601235]

>>17601186
>>17601219
What's the play on this?

With rates this low we can see lending businesses seriously suffer. Some financial puts?

[Anonymous No.17601237]

ZIRP by april

NIRP by 2021

[Anonymous No.17601242]

>>17601186
The housing market bubble and QE are colliding.

Put on your sunglasses, boys. Enjoy the show.

[Anonymous No.17601245]

>>17601193
Persona 2

[Anonymous No.17601249]

>>17601226
a dumb meme that destroyed your casino game lmao

[Anonymous No.17601252]

>>17601128
retarded take, fuck you faggot shut the fuck upf
>>17601183
this is actually very concerning, however. thanks for this. i like XOM but this...hmm. i wasn't aware it was 150%. not good. i'm going to stick with them, i like that they're doing capex and developing more market share while everyone else is fanning their balls. the dividend situation is concerning though.

[Anonymous No.17601253]

>>17601128

I will short oil on that theory when Elon rolls out Tesla Model Africa & India. Until then I'm willing to wait for the indie operators to explode their debt bomb for phat gains

[Anonymous No.17601254]

>>17601219
Who is moving money into bonds, is my question. That would ease my mind (or the opposite.)

[Anonymous No.17601257]

>>17600632
Good, they had this coming for years. Now the US won't have to deal with their stupidity.

[Anonymous No.17601265]

>>17600842
Best movie for right now

[Anonymous No.17601267]

>>17601186
It's only bad if it doesn't V bounce.

If there is a serious V bounce tonight expect green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17601270]

I'm short and I want to be wrong oh jesus let the market crab tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17601272]

>>17601249
>>17600980
>even the futures are crashing
>even the futures
you don't understand this casino game very well, do you?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17601276]

Italy is going to get pounded not only because they literally have thousands sick, >>17600635 , and they have a huge tourism industry keeping them afloat.

[Anonymous No.17601289]

>>17601128
>Electric vehicles and green energy are shutting down the entire sector

I doubt the US is making the switch to green energy soon

[Anonymous No.17601290]

>>17601111
GBTC
ETHE

[Anonymous No.17601291]

>>17601276
Italy is the new Greece

[Anonymous No.17601299]

>>17601267
>V bounce

[Anonymous No.17601305]

>>17601272
pissed /biz/cuck?

[Anonymous No.17601306]

>>17601208
How low can they go?
How much collateral is acceptable?

[Anonymous No.17601308]

>>17601291
The world is potentially the new Greece retard, give it a month or two

[Anonymous No.17601313]

>>17601276
I can't imagine their economy and market were very good to begin with. What's the index yield and p/e?

[Anonymous No.17601332]

>>17601305
excited, these are very interesting times
but annoyed at tourists who act like they know what they're talking about.

Be humble and ask questions when you're in a foreign land without a map

[Anonymous No.17601334]

>>17601289
or frankly anywhere that matters. the energy density just isn't there, it's expensive, there is a negative feedback with economies of scale and battery production, lack of infrastructure (who the fuck is going to build that infrastructure in a massive recession,) etc. etc. the value proposition of "green energy" is solely, 100%, based on the absurd premise that somehow carbon dioxide is bad for the environment, and that we are headed for some unimaginable catastrophe in the near future if governments don't take punitive measures against both their economy and citizenry to abate it. it's not fucking happening.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17601344]

>>17601313
EWI is the index I'm looking at. I mispoke earlier about 4 months ago being lower, it's more like 6. They haven't even hit their 52 Week low yet.

[Anonymous No.17601349]

What companies have pristine balance sheets and little to no debt besides Microsoft and JNJ?

Thinking I'll take losses on anything questionable and plow the money into that type of shit.

[Anonymous No.17601350]

>>17601332
I don't have questions though, just laughing at your casino game breaking.

[Anonymous No.17601352]

>>17601111
What exactly do you think is happening?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17601357]

Death toll rises in the states.. expect it to continue over the weekend.. could see more blood for the next couple weeks..

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/live-blog/coronavirus-updates-live-california-declares-emergency-governments-race-stop-spread-n1150561

[Anonymous No.17601358]

>>17601332

That's asking to get robbed, raped and/or ransomed.

When in Rome, do what the Romans do.

Excelsior!

[Anonymous No.17601360]

>>17601088
what strike price are you getting in at?

[Anonymous No.17601363]

>>17601218
Sounds like they're just afraid of you losing money and that may affect their payouts.

Trade yourself man.

[Anonymous No.17601370]

>>17601349
chevron looks good to me.

[Anonymous No.17601375]

>>17601358
Please use a trip so I can filter you more easily

[Anonymous No.17601384]

>>17601358
shut the fuck up stan lee take your 300 dollar gain and go to apple bees

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17601390]

>>17601360
I'm thinking 25 puts for June 19th. They'll probably jump tomorrow though.

[Anonymous No.17601391]

>>17601358
>Excelsior!
Yikes from me bro...

[Anonymous No.17601396]

>>17601375
this is a cool gif

[Anonymous No.17601400]

>>/pol/246723333

[Anonymous No.17601403]

>>17601344
even japan is only at their 6-month low though, 52-week low shouldn't be happening now. I'd imagine we get some big oversold bounces before a 52 week low.

[Anonymous No.17601415]

So uh what happens if you do a deposit into Robinhood with non existent funds?

[Anonymous No.17601416]

>>17601400
>>>/pol/246723333
?

[Anonymous No.17601423]

>>17601400
>linking to /pol/
Yikes dude

[Anonymous No.17601431]

>>17601423
Okay faggot
>>>/lgbt

[MacBro No.17601439]

>>17601289
they dont have to shut it down to significantly reduce profitability when you have liberals autisticially screeching about climate change.

[Anonymous No.17601441]

>>17601299
I'm not one for chart voodoo, but this is a signal that everyone is looking for.

[Anonymous No.17601443]

>>17601423
shut up queer

[Anonymous No.17601447]

>>17601416
its over

[Anonymous No.17601449]

>>17601423
Okay faggot
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.17601458]

It's seems that financially,aside from the virus, everything Trump said he wanted was going according to plan.

>tax cuts
>Two trade deals
>Infrastructure deal
>Lower dollar
>Low oil prices,max US output

Trump has also been harping about negative interest rates for a while
But then the virus hit and fucked his market up.

Is this some twisted version of the curse that will force jpowell to go negative anyways now that there is no guise of "political" pressure??

After this happens and oil and the dollar really break,the stock market will soar due to hyper inflation.

But then what?
What's his endgame?

[Anonymous No.17601460]

>>17601306
I think in theory there is no lower bound

[Anonymous No.17601462]

>>17601431
Gotta put another backslash in there, redditor

[Anonymous No.17601471]

>>17601458
>What's his endgame?
protect boomer 401ks and ridiculously overpriced housing at all costs.

[Anonymous No.17601472]

>>17601370
They're not heavy with debt and a massive payout ratio? I'll have to do some digging.

[Anonymous No.17601473]

>>17601384

I used my $300 gains and bought AMD for yet even MORE gains.

Can't stop, won't stop!

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17601479]

>>17601449
>>17601431
Nice try ledditor

[Anonymous No.17601481]

>>17601458
>But then what?

For one thing, researchers will discover a cure for AIDs with all of this virus research and Trump can add that to his list of accomplishments.

[Anonymous No.17601494]

>>17601462
GOD DAMN IT THERES NO SUCH THING AS BACKSLASH

I've used maybe 10 backslashes since MSDOS ended. people need to erase the phrase backslash from their minds.

[Anonymous No.17601503]

>>17601472
their balance sheet looks p good to me but you let me know what you think, i want other opinions on it because i'm DCA in to them over a few months and want to find out if other people think it's a good find too.

https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/CVX/balance-sheet

[Anonymous No.17601505]

>>17601460
Everyone keeps talking about the Clown World we will enter with negative interest rates, but I'm more interested in the Ayahuasca World we will enter with sub -100% rates.


>AVERAGE 15 YEAR MORTGAGES RATES HIT -150% APR FOR THE FIRST TIME
t. CNBC 2056

[Anonymous No.17601513]

>>17601458
Everyone seems to have forgotten all about the trade negotiation situation among the hoopla here. As far as I know those talks are still happening and should serve as bullish catalysts as they develop later this year. Probably more mega crab and potentially fresh lows incoming in short term though.

[Anonymous No.17601515]

>>17601449
>>17601479
It was an obvious typo, faggots. I can clearly cross-link boards because I fixed the other guy's attempt.

Go back to /lgbt/ and dilate.

[Anonymous No.17601519]

>>17601111
hookers and meth

so what do you need stock advice for
stop wasting time

godspeed on your mans journey

[Anonymous No.17601526]

>>17601513
with the bond market and treasuries doing what they're doing i'd be amazed if we didn't end tomrrow down another 4%

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17601531]

anyone getting ready for the weekend?

[Anonymous No.17601533]

>>17601349
AYX

[Anonymous No.17601536]

>>17601526
Could be. Judging direction and strength of moves in this mess is impossible and I don't even try.

[Anonymous No.17601544]

Oh no, not yet another leg down..............

[Anonymous No.17601548]

>>17601515
Nah, it's common on /pol/ for newfags to say /pol or even just pol because 90% of them are redditors.

[Anonymous No.17601552]

>>17601536
don't get me wrong i'm not doing anything retarded, just keeping out of this market. i cashed out last wednesday.

[Anonymous No.17601554]

Mama mia!

[Anonymous No.17601555]

>>17600440
>Let's talk strategy edition, what are your plays for the next week, month, year?
Putting crashorders right now.

Another limit buy for VIG at $112
BRKB at $200 (10 shares, will be a big portion of my Roth IRA)
SCHX at 68.36 (small order for my rollover IRA)

how do you guys decide where to place these types of orders? I'm mostly looking at the recent 2020 lows.

Want to set some for UNH
and for more shares of MSFT and JNJ
looking for buy points?

>>17601533
alteryx? a SAAS company?

>>17601548
>90% of pol is reddit
sounds about right
:^)

[Anonymous No.17601557]

>>17601544

[Anonymous No.17601565]

>>17601423
>(you)
YIKERS

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17601569]

>>17601515

[Anonymous No.17601570]

>>17601552

>"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once."

Live in fear and mediocrity then, senpai.

[Anonymous No.17601571]

>>17601548
That's not common, you obnoxious retard. Literally kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.17601573]

>>17601252
your fag cartel price setting can't fix the fact that they're sitting on top of an asset they need to move in the next 20 years or its going to be worthless

better to move twice as much at 35$ than wait out the recession at 50$ and have half your reserve be worthless.

oil can and will go lower unless we wake up tomorrow and this was all a bad dream

[Anonymous No.17601587]

>>17601544

[Anonymous No.17601591]

>>17601555
OH ALSO

Want to buy more LLY
Seems like it's being pretty resilient right now.

>>17601570
based.
scared money don't buy no dips.

[Anonymous No.17601594]

>>17601569
>faggot who wants to use a username tells someone who does not to go to a site where you can only use usernames
Keep projecting.

[Anonymous No.17601595]

>US500 futures holding at 2980

The bulls are back in town.

[Anonymous No.17601599]

>>17601531
What do you think?

[Anonymous No.17601606]

>>17601595
waiting to see if bonds take another leg down

[Anonymous No.17601609]

>>17601458
>>17601513
>cures the modern plague
>reigns int or rebuilds the fed
>new non-shit health initiatives
>puts China in their place

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17601618]

>>17601594

[Anonymous No.17601621]

>>17601544
It just never ends

[Anonymous No.17601622]

>>17601458
>But then the virus hit and fucked his market up.
I think it's a little more involved than that. The bond yields have been tanking for months.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17601625]

>>17601599
i mean... i.. i guess... i guess people do different things over the weekend..... whatever floats your boat anon

[Anonymous No.17601636]

Lol maybe jfed can reverse split

[Anonymous No.17601637]

>>17601573
>your fag cartel price setting can't fix the fact that they're sitting on top of an asset they need to move in the next 20 years or its going to be worthless
I find it hard to believe people are actually this fucking retarded, so I'm going to assume you're trolling. this world will always run on petroleum. nuclear was the only thing that could ever have touched it, and that's never going to happen because of idiots like you. go ahead, put all your money on TSLA you starry eyed little cunt. see how that works out for you in 10 years.

[Anonymous No.17601642]

>>17601621
Are the feds going to do anything to save this? What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.17601644]

>>17601252

CVX's payout ratio is like 309% lol

It'll be fine, they have a reputation to maintain.

[Anonymous No.17601649]

>>17601622
true but at least his tweets brought about a false hope

[Anonymous No.17601655]

>>17600745
> trailing stop loss targets are the way to handle options

Holy shit I've been trading options since December and didn't know you could do this. Thanks for the tip

[Anonymous No.17601660]

>>17601642
Who shorted the market? How did the government allow this to happen???

[Anonymous No.17601664]

>>17601642
>Who holds the leash,who holds the dog?

[Anonymous No.17601679]

>>17601128
EV's are still, at most, for the upper middle class. Gas cars aren't going away anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.17601696]

>>17600677
If youre looking for a home to raise a family you can find ok deals right now. It has kind of peaked at least in my market and things have leveled off. If youre looking for investment properties i woukd say condos are the best option right now. Instant renters. Not too expensive and maintenance and taxes arent usually retarded. The number of boomers dying or looking to downsize is greater than 1st time home buyers and is only going to get worse this decade. As with stocks, RE could go higher but the inevitable crash will be magnificent. I would diversify if that is an option for you and definitely less than half my liquid would be in RE. Additionally if you can finance rental properties and have the renter pay for the note, tax, HOAs AND leave a little for you its worth it. If you have to put all your cash in it be careful

[Anonymous No.17601697]

kek

[Anonymous No.17601706]

>>17601660
>>17601664
So what the feds fucked up yeah but they need to dump more than 100 billion into this shit to salvage it friday is going to go down in history as massacre.
The situation is deteriorating so quick and once more virus outbreaks keep happening itll all go to shit. Trump needs to silence the media and put us on full martial order by this point.

[Anonymous No.17601709]

>>17601642
Feds can't do anything at this point. The idea of cutting interest rates AGAIN (Let alone 2-3 more times as some suggest) is absolutely insane.

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>>17601721
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>>17601390
volume is 0 though.

[Anonymous No.17601728]

They have no choice... Must ease markets.They can start buying stock,

[Anonymous No.17601732]

>>17601637
you used the exact same response in another thread.
plz keep shilling as if its going to do anything

what will be priced in is not that it is a certainty, but that anything could happen in 10 years and the tech is improving
its a cartel, it is possible that a promising new tech comes out, and at least one weak member will firesale their reserves if a breakthrough gets announced

[Anonymous No.17601746]

>>17600702
Can i get a QRD?

[Anonymous No.17601763]

>>17601416
/pol/ is always right.

[Anonymous No.17601775]

>>17601706
How cute.
It's out of Trump's hands now,he overplayed-off an act of God.

Im still a supporter but this was his chance to go full hammer drop and he fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.17601776]

>>17600723
The bond market has been ready to burst for a decade. Its about fucking time

[Anonymous No.17601821]

>>17601776
I think you're misunderstanding how bonds work. This is the boom, not the bust.

[Anonymous No.17601881]

I was told there would be a bounce. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17601915]

>>17600777
Looks like a pretty obvious hail mary from a company with subpar leadership. They havent made a real profit and even at $2.40 per share they appear overvalued. What would you say is the goal per share?

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>>17601010
That could be valuable information there, but we'll never know because it was written by a drunken Armenian translated to English by a dyslexic Ethiopian. How fucking hard would it be to edit that shit into a legible dialect?

[Anonymous No.17602272]

>>17600491
>It's a blip.
It might be a blip or this could the be exogenous even that precipitates a crash. The thing is, the Federal Reserve is essentially out of bullets in its standard toolbox (lowering rates, buying Treasuries and MBS).

>Bunch of shit coming together all at once sending the markets into a tizzy, but not srs enough for 08 lvls
Just about everything is in place for something that's going to make 2008 look like a walk in the park. Due to the Fed's (and other CBs') failure to do its job--managing the currency, *regulating* banks, dealing with booms and busts properly--through a decade of ZIRP and QE, valuations of everything (bonds, equities, real estate, art and collectibles) are out of this world and are only comparable to 1929 and the 1999 dot-com bubble. But it's not just valuations that are in the tinder box, it's also massive leverage on corporate balance sheets. A decade of easy money policies gave corporations the ability to borrow a tremendous amount of money to buy back their stock, which created higher equity prices and massive windfalls for management.

Meanwhile, the increase in revenue and profits has not been concomitant with the rise in equity prices. This can make the debt very dangerous in a recession as the massive fall in cash flow will make it more difficult for companies to service the debt. Equity issuance will be terribly dilutive if it is issued after the stock price has fallen.

Thanks to the Fed's failure to properly address the dot-com and housing bubbles, I believe we are in the final stage of Ponzi finance. I believe it was Minsky who said that there are essentially three types of companies: companies that make a profit, companies that break even, and companies that lose money. In easy money cycles, which is where we are, profitable companies make more money, companies that break even make money, and companies that lose money break even.

[Anonymous No.17602387]

>>17602272
Now take where we are (easy money for a decade) and leverage up the balance sheet. Even with the Ponzi cycle, we have some companies that are barely profitable. If things go back to normal, not-easy money, they will be in serious trouble. Now imagine what happens if we go into a recession. In a recession, profitable companies break even, break even companies lose money, and money losing companies will need to borrow even more money to pay the interest. Turn up the volume to 11 in the recession scenario because balance sheets are so leveraged.

The disruption to the world economy due to the China corona virus is quite substantial and still in progress in countries outside of China. Unless the CBs can somehow get some free money to those overleveraged companies to tide them over until revenue can pick up again, there is going to be a cash crunch. Cash crunch means layoffs, especially in the U.S. where that's the knee jerk reaction of typically weak, myopic management. The layoffs will further push down demand and create a self-reinforcing, downward cycle.

Some player in the markets may decide to panic first and sell. As selling begets selling, many players who have never experienced a genuine crash before (many traders on Wall Street weren't even shaving yet when 2008 hit) will feel panic and sell, driving prices lower still.

The above is a scenario that is very clear and present and I believe the Federal Reserve knows it. There may be yet another trick up the Fed's sleeve that I don't know of, maybe Congress will allow the Fed to buy equities or maybe the Fed can get other banks to buy equities to prevent a stock market crash, but risk is very high right now. The most recent 50 bp cut the Fed did seems to have resulted in a failed rally. This could very well be the beginnings of the crash that ends the 2009-present bull run.

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>>17602387
For those that don't remember or weren't in the markets, the Fed drastically cut the Fed Funds Rate in 2000 and 2008, in both instances cutting from over 5% down to 1% or lower and holding the rates down for a long period of time. The rate cuts did nothing to arrest the crashes in the stock markets.

[Anonymous No.17602431]

>>17601370
I was eyeing them as well.

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>>17601423
You probably like gay forums for fags

[Anonymous No.17602829]

>>17602387
I say this same shit.

What happens when Tesla HAS to turn a profit to survive? Are they too big to fail too? Too many faggot companies skating by on easy money.