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How's my little wolf of wall street doing? Are ya still winning with your linkchain bitcoins?

>> No.17598148

>>17598129

Yeah dad, I'm investing in this cool project called Orion protocol which has ridiculous staking returns so I might never have to work again. I can live here until the world runs out of chicken tendies!

>> No.17598199
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17598199

>making 300k/year
>only source of income
>pale as a ghost
>look awkward af
>became a recluse
>forgot social skills
>get anxiety just taking a walk outside
>getting older without any skills to fall back on

hehe yeah dad, winning...

>> No.17598246
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17598246

>>17598199
hit the gym anon, this is the cocoon phase before your real life can finally begin
neet intellect and gains + gymcel body = asian gf at the end of the road

>> No.17598255

>>17598129
My father isn't nigger

>> No.17598280

>>17598246
>cocoon mode
AKA work on everything except social skills because talking is scary

>> No.17598359

>>17598246
This. Get some free weights and a bench, do sit ups, lifes gunna be good. We're all gunna make it.

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>>17598246

>> No.17598494

>>17598418
post your gf

>> No.17598533
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17598533

>At birthday party at bar with old high school acquaintances.
>Only good friends with one person there
>they're all rich from being born into family businesses
>Try telling them about link
>"oh ok anon and let me guess you're gonna be rich in a couple years"
>try to rationalize by telling them it's kinda like how the dot com boom was
>they go back to talking about sports
>spill beer down my shirt
>get up to go to the bathroom
>Trip on the stairs and fall scraping my palms and chin on the ground
>Try not to look back but cant stand not knowing if they saw me fall
>Look back, they're roaring with laughter
>Make it to bathroom and end up getting raped by a bunch of faggots

You nolinkers will never know how horrible it is owning link

>> No.17598613

>>17598199
>300k/year
>not buying stims for free discipline and social skills

you're doing it wrong anon

>> No.17598642
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>>17598494
GFs are for people who are not going to make it. I'll have a whole harem of young beautiful whores with my crypto gains if that's what I want.

>> No.17598653

>>17598255
Whoa there buddy. Watch your language. This isn't 4chan.

>> No.17598982

>>17598533
good larp. gave me a good chuckle

>> No.17599399

>>17598642

Your middle finger looks like it has a butt, or that it is a penis.