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>> No.17590226
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Any good CV plays that havent popped yet ?

>> No.17590227
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>> No.17590235

Post if you're a bull or a bear today and what you're listening to.

>> No.17590238

>>17590227
DELET

>> No.17590245

S-savanon? P-pendy? Are we going to make it?

>> No.17590246

RIP to the DAX, Germany it was nice knowing ya

>> No.17590248

BIBLICAL

>> No.17590249
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>>17590235
Bear
Whatever Arab shit that guy on the train seat next to me is enjoying

>> No.17590254

HOLY FUCK LADS

>> No.17590255

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>look at the 10y yield

>> No.17590257
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>>17590235
its smart money vs dumb money
if you dont play both sides you're a loser

>> No.17590258

>premarket is already as low as yesterday's low

>> No.17590262

>Deutsche Bank

>> No.17590263

>>17590235
I'm a crab and i'm listening to Faneto by Chief Keef.

>> No.17590271

>>17590235
Bear

Listening to kraftwerk

>> No.17590274 [DELETED] 
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>>17590248
stop using my trip u stupid faggot nigger. IM BACK BABY. I see you all missed me :*:*

>> No.17590279
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>greggs dumping

FOOK ME LADS, WHEN IS THE MARKET GOING TO STOP BEING A NONCE?

BUY THE OLE FOOKIN LOT

>> No.17590281

>>17590232
Yes but generally avoid vontobel as they aren't the market makers so it's very risky. Morgan stanley seems to be able to pay out even retarded amounts from what I've seen in orders history.
20:1 means just that, 20 times. so if underlying goes down just a few %, despite going up a huge amount earlier, they can become worthless immediately. So never ever hold them overnight as they track futures also.

>> No.17590285

WHO ELSE SHORTED THE PUMPERINO YESTERDAY? I KNOW I DID. ITS GOING TO BE FUCKING BIBLICAL TODAY LMFAO

>> No.17590286

>>17590235
It will go down to yesterday's lows and then crab. Listening to the room heater running.

>> No.17590288

>>17590235
Bear, electric avenue on loop

>> No.17590290

>>17590149
What does the ratio like 20:1 mean for leveraged certificates? only know it from options, is it the same? in case of an index what difference does it make which ratio the certificate has?

>> No.17590292
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>>17590235

Bear.

Cameo - Word Up!

>> No.17590293

>>17590274
wuddup bruddah

>> No.17590295
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>>17590262

>> No.17590299

I bought in yesterday morning. It went up all day and you FUCKERS convinced me it was over. IT'S JUST THE FUCKING SNIFFLES WHY ARE STUPID FAGGOTS PANICKING

I put it everythint I had. I feel sick.

>> No.17590302

>>17590262
kek, close to completely erasing all 2020 gains

>> No.17590303
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17590303

ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING MY FAVOURITE BIZERINO FRIENDS, SIPPIN ON MY MORNING COFFEERINO WHILE SMOKING MY VAPERINO, WATCHING THIS BEAUTIFUL MORNING DUMPERINO TAKE PLACE

>> No.17590304

>>17590290
i see thanks, nevermind >>17590281

>> No.17590305

Well, weeds ban didn't last long.

>> No.17590309

>>17590235
bear
Eminem - Till I Collapse

also VIX 9%

>> No.17590310

>>17590299
loooool get fucked fag

>> No.17590315
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17590315

I've lost everything. I'm fucking finished.
I'm gonna have to go back to being an escort, ffs.

thanks for nothing /biz/

>> No.17590316

>wizard and snss both committed sudoku

Day of the rope, tripfags. You're all going to die.

>> No.17590317

>>17590235
Bear
Valee

>> No.17590320
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>>17590305
I SAW HOW MANY REPLYERINOS OF PEOPLE ASKING WHERE I WENT YESTERDAY SO I DECIDED TO HOP BACK AND BE AROUND MY FAVOURITE FRIENDERINOS

>> No.17590323

Is there anything you guys are looking to hold on to for a few years?

>> No.17590327

DAX just broke 11900

>> No.17590332

>>17590299
>buying on a green day
>lose your house and wife the next day
A tale as old as time

>> No.17590345

>>17590293
SMOKE A FATTY FOR ME EH BREH?

>> No.17590346

>>17590323
ask me after the BIBLICAL dump

>> No.17590348

>>17590299
>you FUCKERS convinced me
Sounds like you convinced yourself, retard.

>> No.17590350

>>17590323
GME

>> No.17590351

>>17590310
It's not fucking funny. Thankfully I only put in half my savings because I KNEW you fucks couldn't be trusted. It could be a lot worse but it's still pretty fucking bad. Kill yourself NIGGER

>> No.17590354
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cases opening all over the US & Canada!

its all over the news, public transit trying to calm people saying they wipe down seats and handles once daily

Going to drive into work today and not shake hands with anyone, HUGE infection cases are going to pop up over the weekend

>> No.17590356
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17590356

JUST POST THE IN APP BOND YIELDS AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THE HORROR

>> No.17590357

>>17590315
It's your own fault for not utilizing tools properly to know how to invest.

>> No.17590360

>>17590323
I've been balls deep in AMD for the last two years.
Don't plan on selling anytime soon.
I doubt that we'll get down to my cost average, but if we do I'll be buying more.

>> No.17590362

>>17590351
Stop complaining unless you're about to have to suck old dick to pay rent.

>> No.17590364

>>17590315
Wow, a Gigalo? How horrifying is it having to fuck post-menopausal unfuckable women for their wine money?

>> No.17590367

>>17590351
>I KNEW you fucks couldn't be trusted
>still put in half his savings
I repeat, get fucked fag

>> No.17590371

>>17590360
I'm selling AMD the instant it hits $70

>> No.17590375

>>17590304
A tip if you're going to get into these certificates, because of the multiplier, and if you're lucky the gains can become fucking huge once they become worth a lot. Pull out early immediately once you got some good profits. It fucking sucks losing it all when underlying goes down just a smidge. I've lost %500 gains in just an hour thinking it would keep going up.

>> No.17590377

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrTZT49u0kM

>> No.17590378

>>17590323
NSRGY. Water sources, Swiss based, pretty entrenched in some pretty profitable stuff long term. The only thing I haven't sold yet.

>> No.17590380
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>after browsing this general for years and seeing people mention wallstreetbets i finally decided to go have a look
>mfw

what the fuck is going on over there? thought it would be just like this general but its like /biz/ at large in rebbit format

>> No.17590391
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17590391

GUYS SERIOUSLY TODAY IS GOING TO BE BIBLICAL. IM WARNING YOU BULLFAGS.

>> No.17590394

>>17590303
I hear that brother. All my premature bear losses yesterday have been erased by this dump.

And it hasn’t even begun.

>> No.17590395

>>17590235
BEARS UNITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GhGuEW4k5w

>> No.17590396

>>17590356
i still dont get this shit, so with bonds the coupon rate is inversely proportional to the value of the bond itself?

>> No.17590399

>>17590364

I assume it's more than satisfying than doing it for free.

>> No.17590402

>>17590235
BULL

https://youtu.be/wcaZcbain2s

>> No.17590403
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>>17590299
It’s an opportunity anon. Double down now and quad your money tomorrow. It’s so obvious.

>> No.17590404

>>17590380
the only difference between wsb and /smg/ is that wsb has a million retards gambling their life savings away while /smg/ only has like 100

>> No.17590409
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VIX almost to 10%. The day hasn't even started yet. 55min

>> No.17590410

>>17590380
ITS LITERALLY A BUNCH OF 18 Y/O WHO GOT THEIR FIRST TASTE OF GAMBLING AND ARE NOW ADDICTED FOR THE EUPHORIA/ENDORPHIN RUSH. ITS MORE CANCEROUS THAN THIS SHITHOLE LITTERED WITH YOU FUCKING RETARD FAGGOTS.

>> No.17590413

Does this thread ever do movie nights? I feel like this weekend would be a good time to meme about the Big Short.

>> No.17590416

Guys, I'm from /pol/. How bad is the situation?

>> No.17590418

>>17590364
wrong sex

>> No.17590419

>>17590315
Pic or stfu, and how much for your services?

>> No.17590425

>>17590416

S'cool

>> No.17590426

>>17590418
Not possible. There are no women on the internet.

>> No.17590427

>>17590413
It used to actually. Everybody left here is a faggot.

>> No.17590429
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17590429

>Did you forget about me yesterday on your big gains anon?

>> No.17590430

>>17590416
Hold on to your butts

>> No.17590435
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>>17590299
>95% of /smg/ saying its a bulltrap
>5% smug fools talking about their greens after 10 days of suffering
>Trust the fools
>Think bulltrap means its going to go up
Do you have brain damage, Anon?

>> No.17590440

Are we dumping bros? My puts are so heavy.

>> No.17590441

>>17590426
Your shitty stock is going to 0

>> No.17590444

>>17590416
Not good, not too bad. Could be a massacre today or green.
We just dont know yet. Its all very confusing atm.

>> No.17590447

>>17590354
You are already infected

>> No.17590449

>>17590351
everyone here is predicting everything from the fed intervention to the most obvious bulltrap of the history and you still fuck up how the fuck are you doing it.is basically the same fucking pattern every crash you are a huge faggot

>> No.17590450

>>17590440
kinda, the government is trying really hard to stabilize the market

>> No.17590451

>>17590440
we dumping baby. don't be a stupid bull.

>> No.17590453

>>17590245
Yes, of course. The apocalypse is canceled. Once people finally accept that the virus will simply become endemic without killing too many in the short term, we can continue on as planned.

>> No.17590454

>>17590429

>someone wasted time doing this shit

thats a big YIKES

>> No.17590459

>>17590435
Fuck you retard. /smg/ majority opinion is always wrong, so it's obviously stupid to make that argument.
I thought it was a rising wedge.

>> No.17590461

>>17590444
I believe you the most because of trips of truth. So, not so scary?

>> No.17590462

$20bn Repo today vs $100bn last two days

>> No.17590469
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>he bought the fake Biden bump

You idiots just keep trusting the establishment and media

>LeT mE oUt

>> No.17590480

Europe crashing and US futures looking weak but lets see what some more fed pumping manages to do

>> No.17590483

>>17590462
Are they running out of steam or is it that they see it stabilizing so they're allocating less?

>> No.17590486

>>17590418
THIS IS LIKE THE BIG SHORT I REPEAT

LOWLY INTERNET WHORES ARE BUYING STONKS

SELLSELLSELL

>> No.17590487
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>>17590454
>thats a big YIKES

>> No.17590488

>>17590441
Sure thing buddy. Why don't you open a short position then?

>> No.17590490

>sold puts for a loss yesterday
>could have made it back and profit today
no problem guys, gonna take jump off the bridge real quick

>> No.17590497

Payrolls tomorrow. Good headlines might give you a pump into the weekend, likely to fade on coronavirus problems over the weekend.

>> No.17590499

Buy Costco or wait for the dip?

>> No.17590500

>>17590210
Just had a dream that the stock market dropped 1,500 today.

Screencap this

>> No.17590506

>>17590440
Markets dont just drop immediately especially with fed intervention. I hope you bought some time with those puts.

>> No.17590509

how likely will the SPY get to 302 today? want to sell of these puts for a small profit

>> No.17590513

>>17590480
It's so bad in Europe? I'm form Europe.

>> No.17590515

bulls mocked me yesterday
get fucked today !!

>> No.17590516

>>17590499
>He didn't buy puts yesterday
Anon I....

>> No.17590517

>>17590500

Checked

>> No.17590520

>>17590500
Checked and kek'd.

>> No.17590524
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>>17590500
What have you memed here fren

>> No.17590526

bets on how low SPY is going eow? my puts may have been a little overconfident...

>> No.17590528

>>17590299
Same bruh. I'm just happy if I can recoup my losses

>> No.17590533

>>17590500
well we're about halfway there before the market even had a chance to open

>> No.17590538
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IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT

What happens to the money in your brokerage account if you die ??

IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT

Make sure you have a plan that your loved ones know you have money there if something happens to you so they can get it.

>> No.17590561
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>>17590454

>>17590461
No.
Im saying we might see +.5% today. This day might also get an entry on wikipedia as "black thursday".

We just have no idea. For me that is scary.
>>17590459
k

>> No.17590565

>>17590506
I have until 3/20

>> No.17590567

>>17590533
>>17590524
>>17590520
>>17590517
>>17590533
Im not even joking

>> No.17590568
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Irvine, Orange County here, I can literally walk from my place to the hospital where the first case was at. Two more official cases but officials are warning more to come

The masks were completely sold out and hoarded by bugs in a couple days way back in January. Now we're running out of toilet paper, hand soap, and sanitizer. Walmart/Costco out of bottled water too. Everyone is pretty scared, but a lot of boomers are oblivious or just think corona is an election hoax by Trump

>> No.17590574

>>17590526
I have a few puts with strike price 300 and break even price in the low 290s which I bought when the SPY hit 307, but they are expiring monday. I'm expecting the typical friday selloff, but idk anymore, from what I've seen in recent time, a massive thursday selloff means crabbing/bullish friday. I don't expect to actually wait for these puts to expire, I plan on selling them off today.

>> No.17590579
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>>17590396
Forget the coupon, they are quoted by their actual yield. So as the price of the bond goes up, the yield goes down. Yield being coupon divided by price.

>> No.17590580

>>17590538
No. Everything goes when I go.

>> No.17590586
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>all of these toilet paper shortages

so, uh, long kimberly clark?

>> No.17590587

>>17590574
yeah my break-even is 291ish w/ expiry tomorrow. should probably con them away if we get nuked at open.

>> No.17590588
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17590588

10 YEAR YIELDS AT .94!!

REPENT!!

>> No.17590590

>>17590515
Same.

I warned them amply, but they completely ignored my warnings. It was a bull flag, a dump was inevitable, but they didn't listen, the ignored the technicals and now they will suffer.

I really don't want anyone here to lose any money, I honestly want all of us to make it. It's sad to see people buying calls when you know a dump is coming.

>> No.17590597

>>17590586
Good thing I lick my girls ass clean.

>> No.17590598

>>17590235
Bear, Bloomberg Radio

>> No.17590601

>>17590587

No I mean this low algos might try and fill the gap and fail for mass dump this afternoon.

>> No.17590602

>>17590590
Bear flag* I meant

>> No.17590604

>>17590590
You're pretty based. You kept telling them it was an inevitable bear flag and that they were going to be slaughtered.

If anyone should trip it should be you. Can you at least post pictures with a consistent theme so I know it's you in these threads?

What do you think will happen today and tomorrow?

>> No.17590606
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BULL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

HOOOOOOWWWWWW CCCCCOOOOOOOOULD THIS HAPPEN????????????????????????

>> No.17590610
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DROP IT LIKE IT'S DAX

>> No.17590611

>>17590380
wsb doesnt have weedfag, the threads move faster, & the people joke about their losses while /smg/ LARPs about their gains. Hate to say it, but its way better

>> No.17590618
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>some anon last thread talking about leveraged certificates
>"BULL AMD X5 VON3"

oh fuck me that looks more hectic than soxl

>> No.17590621

>>17590490
>Trades options
>Doesn't have a steady hand

Top Zozzle®

>> No.17590622

>>17590565
Say goodbye to your money.

>> No.17590625

>>17590611
No wsb is pure cancer. The mods ban and block everything without the words tendies, artists or stonks. It gets old really fast. Literally ground zero for people who use rick and Morty as a template for their persona

>> No.17590632

>>17590606
is that a bear?

>> No.17590638

>>17590315
you could've listened

>> No.17590645

>>17590632
WHO KNOWS?

MAYBE A CRAB

>> No.17590651

>>17590632
Got taken to a pound and played with doggies for a whole day

Then someone saw it was actually A FUCKING BEAR

>> No.17590653

>>17590625
This coupled with no understanding of technicals or chart reading leads to a mass heard mentality of everyone buying the same calls at the same strikes. One thread and you've read them all.

>> No.17590656

>AMD already down 3%
COME TO ME, MY PRECIOUS

>> No.17590660

Wait for call prices to floor then buy for the next Fed rate cut.

>> No.17590662

>>17590611
weedfag might be annoying but he's the only tripfag that's been ocassionally right.
Everyone else is a chronic money loser

>> No.17590666

>>17590660
it would be hard to cut more than they did this week and we all saw how that turned out

>> No.17590680

>>17590660
thats not happening lmao

>> No.17590688

its going to be a crab thursday, followed by crash near EOD

then friday all red

>> No.17590691

>>17590653
Can't deny their retard strength sometimes works and it doesn't hurt keeping an eye on it

>> No.17590693

>>17590662
The same could be said of most anons, but anons are less annoying.

>> No.17590695

>>17590662
He's pretty funny desu
Brand new and everyone hates him already

>> No.17590696

>>17590666
hail Satan

>> No.17590699

>>17590500
Anon has spoken

>> No.17590701

can someone tell me if tradingview has a premarket chart? I cant seem to find that shet

>> No.17590705

>>17590660
Fed rate cut ain't stopping consumer spending from hitting rock bottom.
Now see all these debt-infested companies and think what that means.

>> No.17590708

>>17590701
Ym1-dow
Es1- s&p

IMPORTANT INDEX!
ZN1-10 YEAR NOTES,L

>> No.17590709

>>17590590
is based and has solid info
>>17590604
is right he should trip

fuck weedfag

>> No.17590711

>>17590586
Quarter profits should be up, but next quarter nobody's buying shitpaper because they have a stockpile.

>> No.17590712

>>17590693
at least he can't get upvoted to the top of the thread

>> No.17590713

Dubs and it's a bull market.

Singles and it's a bear market

Trips and its black Thursday

>> No.17590715

>>17590500
We really need a circuit breaker Happening soon. I'm almost convinced that the algos in concert wouldn't let that happen and instead we would be seeing daily moves like we have now; a sneaky way of getting down that low but not all at once.

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>>17590568
>empty toilet paper isle

Looks the toilet paper isle is....wiped clean.

>> No.17590720

>>17590705
>>17590666
Small pump. If you want to make money make an execution timeline. This is very volatile and needs lots of attention and focus.

>> No.17590731

>>17590263
>crabbing in a volatile as fuck market
Kek, that’s pretty ballsy.

>> No.17590732

Can't believe they're gonna let it open with a big drop

>> No.17590736

>>17590653
>green day
>FUCK YOU BEARS, DIS BULL MARKET
>red day
>BULLS REKT, DIS BEAR MARKET
>DUDE BIOPHARM PENNY STOCKS LMAO
one /smg/ thread & you've read them all

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For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain
Because today's the day the
Teddy Bears have their picnic

>> No.17590746
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17590746

WHERE ARE MY BEAR POSTERS
POST BEARS, THIS IS OUR DAY

>> No.17590748

>>17590732
B I B L I C A L

>> No.17590756

>>17590708
preciate it fren

>> No.17590760

>>17590691
Well, I do agree with that. Just biz is a better home imo

>> No.17590764

AHHHHHHH ITS DUMPING HELP ME BULLS I CANT SELL

>> No.17590766
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17590766

Oil dumping

>> No.17590767

>>17590736
>HE BOUGHT THE TOP

>> No.17590778

Oh boy this is not looking good.

Maybe the bears should just calm down, the bulls were just having fun for a day. No need to overreact.

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17590779

>>17590746
10 YEAR OPENING UNDER .95%

>> No.17590783
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17590783

I feel a Beefy day coming fellow Mumu's.
Market's gonna be proper bullish today, I feel it.
Come hang out at my crib and celebrate an ATH together.

>> No.17590784

UHHHHH NOTHINGBURGERS?????
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

>> No.17590789

>>17590713
Dubs it's a bear market
Singles it's a bull market
Trips and I'll post my ass

>> No.17590794

>>17590281
Also these are like crack. Actually addicting
+64,78% gain on a -1.9% move against one countries index.
Going to move it all on spy dropping once US opens and hope for -5%

>> No.17590797
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17590797

I told you

>> No.17590801

>>17590767
>red day
>front & center leading the bear march
>green day
>disappears

>> No.17590805

>>17590736
Well. Yeah I guess. Damn. This is the last place on the internet I go. Guess I'm just not ready to let go bc I dont know what to do with my bored downtime at work if I let go of the internet.

>> No.17590806

>>17590789
Rolling

>> No.17590808

DAX -2% and under 11900

>> No.17590810

>>17590604
Thanks I don't think I'll get a trip though. Maybe I'll do the image thing. It's hard to tell what will happen tomorrow right now, but if the floor gives out today and there's a downward breakout (seems likely) then tomorrow will probably be red too. If not and we are only a little red with low volume today, tomorrow will probably be a flat crab with a big dump Monday or maybe EOD Friday. I do not recommend weekend plays in this market though.

>> No.17590811

>>17590801
COUNTING MY MILLIONS unlike you LMAO

>> No.17590814

>>17590801
Thank you for posting this

Hate that fag

>> No.17590816

>>17590351
wtf are you doing man

>> No.17590817

>>17590784
You really think the US or Europe will be able to make the drastic measures that China did? I seriously doubt that,

>> No.17590826

TVIX up 20% premarket
TVIX up 20% premarket
TVIX up 20% premarket
TVIX up 20% premarket
You niggers are about to get btfo, way to buy the dip shitheads

>> No.17590827

>>17590713
BLACK THURSDAY GET

>> No.17590829

Buy the cheapies~!

>> No.17590831
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17590831

>>17590746

>> No.17590834

>>17590826
TVIX is volatility
That means we're in for a ride, up or down not specified

>> No.17590835

>>17590817
Of course not. They would have already.
It's far too late for containment.

>> No.17590838

I FUCKING HATE THIS BOARD AND THIS MARKET YOU FUCKERS HAVE COST ME SO MUCH MONEY

>> No.17590839

>>17590811
>LARPs to strangers on the internet to coddle fragile ego

>> No.17590840

>>17590811
You are a really defensive person, weedster. I've noticed. Are you ok deep down, fren?

>> No.17590842
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17590842

YOU WANNA FUCKING BUY SOMETHING!?!

BUY TLT,VGLT
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD
WHOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17590847

>>17590817
No they won't, The EU already makes it impossible for a country to block their border so even eastern Europe will be fucked.

>> No.17590850

Holy fuck those futures.
I'm a bear, but I'm actually starting to get a little scared. I can only imagine how bulls feel.

>> No.17590851

>>17590810
I learned the hard way on monday to never leave positions open over the weekend.

Bad idea to start buying precious metals? Once I've scalped my share for the week, my next play was to go on the defense.

>> No.17590853
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17590853

>bought my mom some putoption during the bulltrap on top of the ones I already have

>> No.17590854

Ny state 2 new cases. New Jersey first new. Red day likely.

>> No.17590857

>>17590580
Live by the stonk
Die by the stonk

>> No.17590872
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17590872

Will coronachan claim him before he drops out?

>> No.17590873
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17590873

CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL

>> No.17590874

>>17590808
DB -5%
>premarket

>> No.17590875

>>17590834
You really think your going up??
Hahaahaahahah

>> No.17590882
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17590882

I have been buying puts at the end of green days. I can't believe this retarded strategy is succeeding.

>> No.17590885

>>17590873
PLS BE REAL

>> No.17590887

>>17590840
Just another kissless virgin mad at the world

>> No.17590890
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17590890

>>17590850
It has another -10% to go before you buy

>> No.17590895
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17590895

>People unironically thought we were going to keep going up
Monday-Wednesday was a chance to get out and you wasted it. Greed is the fall of many men anons

>> No.17590896

>>17590875
>reddit is correct this time

>> No.17590898

>>17590817
People in china die because they eat wild and stray animals and shit in holes in the ground

>> No.17590903

>anon was right, it is the end of the world
Based im done with this

>> No.17590904

If the DOW drops less than 1k is that bullish or bearish?
I feel like we've taken a big enough hit for the corona already. China is starting to get people to work again and kids go back to school in April.
I really doubt America will take as big of a hit as China, but who knows...

>> No.17590909

>>17590850
I feel good but I'm more neutral than bearish. I want more cheap XOM and I want to get into AMD below 43.

>> No.17590910

>>17590882

You only think buying high and selling low is a retarded strategy because you’re on biz.

Our motto is buy high sell never

>> No.17590913

>>17590838
>Not doing your own research and watching all market moves
>Listening to pot heads and n33ts for stock advice

Any stock forum is going to be full of trash information

Here are some tips:
Can't listen to potheads- too much cortisol from abuse
Can't listen to n33ts- they didn't actually make the money they're investing
Can't listen to bulls- industries are always dying and being replaced
Can't listen to bears- markets only go up (5% gain average since ever)
Can't listen to shills who won't post their positions
Can't listen to people posting images (they're trying to sell their ideas)

>> No.17590914
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>>17590801
i dont have many bear images, can you post some please anon?

>> No.17590916

>>17590887
Well we dont yield any power until we learn to laugh it off.

>> No.17590923

>>17590299
Buy High, Sell low.

>> No.17590929
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17590929

>>17590914

>> No.17590934

>>17590299
Lmao you should have listened to us doomers

>> No.17590945

DAX broke 11850

down it goes

>> No.17590950

>SPY -3.00%
SPY -3.00%
>SPY -3.00%
SPY -3.00%
>SPY -3.00%
SPY -3.00%

>> No.17590952

>>17590934
thats the cringe buy signal boys!!

>> No.17590954

>>17590945
US -0.85% minimum EOD

>> No.17590958
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>>17590914
I SAID I DONT WANNA GO IN THE BAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

>> No.17590960

>>17590874
How fucking retorted are you?
>DB
>german stock
>pre market

>> No.17590961

Someone post the screenshot from /pol/ saying today is the end of the world

>> No.17590965

>>17590952
Nobody trusts you anymore Moishe, its over.

>> No.17590966

Non-obvious investments in this pandemic : KMB, XOM.

>> No.17590967

>>17590885
just checked is real wanna see how this plays out though not sure its gonna go the way he wants it to though. I mean no skin off his nose i guess cali goes blue everytime

>> No.17590974
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17590974

>>17590961

>> No.17590977

>>17590929
AW LADS THATS PROPER KINKY INNIT? FOOKIN HELL, SHE'D DEFINITELY GET IT DOYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN YEAH? SHES A RIGHT PROPER SLAG

>> No.17590978

>>17590961
Isnt that everyday on /pol/?

>> No.17590979

>>17590568
Irvine fag here. This entire city is crawling with bug people. I guarantee you its going to hit fucking hard.

>> No.17590990

>>17590960
>DB isnt on the NYSE
You are a fucking retard Baggy. Nobody listen to this AIDS ridden faggot

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17590992

>>17590960
dumbass

>> No.17590993

>>17590974
fuck I forgot about Kek's warning this quickly

>> No.17590994

>>17590965
buts that a japanese name. Try Han or Li . And lets settle down and work on that attitude today okay? )

>> No.17591004

Imagine believing that companies having to pay sick leave for extended periods while also halting sales is somehow bullish

>> No.17591005
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17591005

>> No.17591008

>>17590974
Based. End of the world as we know it.

>>17590978
It's always happening.

>> No.17591014

>>17590977
Ye mate id proper spunk er good mate I swer on me mum, feed er cock n spunk, ye mate, make er eat my sossidge n spunk mate

>> No.17591017

>>17590960
lol

>> No.17591025

>>17590974
this reminds me - its my birthday :DDDDD

>> No.17591028
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17591028

man, my dad's company changed their logo from the awesome bear/bull on the left to the piece of shit on the right. Of course some graphic design company was paid millions for it.

Then they got bought by baird (and he made about 1MM off the buyout) so the logo went in the trash anyway

>> No.17591031

does NIKKEI follow other markets or do other markets follow the NIKKEI?

>>17590974
based

>> No.17591032

Calls on Robinhood crashing for 500, Alex.

>> No.17591035

>>17591004
but the toilet paper sales! The small burst of sales!
Trump has a time machine!!!!

>> No.17591036

>>17590990
>>17590992
Most of the db action comes from the german side. Germany is in full blown market time right now. Get your shit together.

>> No.17591039

>>17590904
Bullish. This is because the democrats in California are making a big deal out of some kikes on a boat and the jewish banks

>> No.17591043

>>17590974
spooky

>>17590974
did you know there's a meme in China called "toad worship"? humanity fucked with the frog gods too much

>> No.17591045

>>17591028
Yikes, what's up with the modern trend of logos being simplified like that

>> No.17591046

5 mins till the market gets what it deserves.
https://youtu.be/CIQETV30_u8?t=139

>> No.17591047

>>17590873
add to that the "no-arrest policy" that came recently

>> No.17591049

>>17590966
>XOM not obvious
Maybe if you're a retard. 6% dividend with interest rates at record lows...

>> No.17591054

Even if I know market will fall to 27000 I still kinda want to go 100% cash rather than buying puts because of the stress...

>> No.17591061

>>17591045
Cheaper to print, "looks modernized", signage is cheaper, etc.

>> No.17591063

>10 year at .939
Yeah, its over

>> No.17591067

It sure is /pol/ in here today fellas.

>> No.17591069
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17591069

>>17591025
not to be a dick but you might wanna get a move on with those birthday plans anon

>> No.17591074

>>17590967
He's getting my vote if this goes through.

>> No.17591077

>>17591054
I recommend it. One day of green ruins you even if the overall trend is down.

>> No.17591085
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>> No.17591086

-700 lmao.

>> No.17591088

>>17591069

kek ill just go /out/ later

>> No.17591092

>>17591025
Happy Birthday

>> No.17591093

REV UP THOSE PINK WOJAKS

>> No.17591094
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17591094

>>17591028
Soul vs Soulless
Goddamn, when did oversimplification become so popular?
It's so boring

>> No.17591099

Who here ready for /robinhoodcrash/

>> No.17591100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

>> No.17591101
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17591101

>>17590966
>XOM
Big yikes. Accumulate longs on O&G for sure tho.

>> No.17591106

HERE WE GOOOOOOOooooooo....

>> No.17591105

>>17591092
thanks baggie <3

>> No.17591109
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17591109

>>17591067
needed to be spruced up a little bit t b h

>> No.17591111
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17591119

>>17591074
the only reason why i would doubt that this goes through is because if this would make it then everything else would've been done already and there would probably be a massive S.C. case about sanctuary cities to decide

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17591120

>>17591063
>10 year sub 1 before open
>the other day it dropped .2 in an hour AFTER THE FED CUT RATES
>the eternal bull still doesnt think the economy is collapsing before our eyes

>> No.17591121

>>17591028
New logo looks better

>> No.17591123

BEARBROS VINDICATED
BULLTARDS BTFO

>> No.17591124
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17591124

Yep

>> No.17591125

I LOVE IT WHEN MY OPTIONS GO TO ZERO THANKS ROBINHOOD

>> No.17591127
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17591127

Here's how my BIG SHORT looked yesterday

Today I party like it's spx 1999

>> No.17591129
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17591129

>Opening -500

>> No.17591136
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17591136

INSTANT 700 PT DROP

>> No.17591137

>>17591094
Bad shadow and 3d effect = soul?

>> No.17591144

>Portfolio instantly gains 7%
I laugh every time

>> No.17591149

D-do I keep holding my puts or get out before ppt

>> No.17591152

That guy who called my KO puts purchased at end day stupid yesterday hopefully reads this and knows he’s a retard and I actually knew what I was doing

>> No.17591155

>>17591028
Looks like trash, boring and forgetable. The original was cute.

>> No.17591157

WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET

>> No.17591159
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17591159

>the new normal

>> No.17591161

>They bought the dip
Lol

>> No.17591163

>tfw just doubled down on spy puts every green day
its going to work out eventually

>> No.17591165

>>17591127
wew theres kiwis in this general?

>> No.17591167

>>17591149
you know you need to leave anon trust your instincts

>> No.17591168

>>17590887
>virginshaming as if being virgin is bad and/or worse than not being a virgin in this day and age
You have it wrong, degenerate. The corona shall cleanse the planet off your nasty degenerate kind.

>> No.17591169

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17591170

Remember when this market wasn't retarded? I miss three weeks ago.

>> No.17591171

>>17591049
There are a shitton of retards that are just selling everything, when XOM is long-term safe. Also guess who still has patents for melt-blown fabrics (air filters, surgical masks) ?

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17591172

Thanks for the easy 14k this morning, bullchads. Top kek.

>> No.17591173

>>17591137
yes

>> No.17591175

>>17590299
>you FUCKERS convinced me it was over.
pretty much everyone said it was going down today
the majority opinion on here has been right for the last couple of days, if you ignore the obnoxious permabulls and permabears.

>> No.17591176
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17591176

Truly Crab-17 II was a success

>> No.17591177

how long until the pump?

>> No.17591178
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17591178

YOU SLEEP NOW B*LLTARD

>> No.17591181

Can TA Anon show us breaking through the bear flag?

>> No.17591183

GET OUT BEFORE YOU'RE LIVING IN THE POOR HOUSE!

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

>> No.17591187

>>17591152
Kek. I remember you

>> No.17591191

OH NO NO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17591192

>>17591170
It started going ballistic in january.
I think there was a huge increase in people getting into market around then.

>> No.17591194

>>17591177
Next Monday earliest, if there’s positive news over the weekend that is.

>> No.17591195

my heart bros
I'm feeling weak

>> No.17591198
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17591198

>>17591137
Bad example maybe.
All I'm saying is that the old crappy logos were alot more unique.

>> No.17591199

>>17590409
Man like it has never done that before and crashed...

>> No.17591207

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE.

>> No.17591210

>>17591176
>imagine touching a Bog

You'd probably see the totality of the universe flash before your eyes

>> No.17591215

when the shoeshine boy is giving tips about the Stock Market, it's time to get out

words to live by

>> No.17591216

>>17591045
The more simple something is the easier it is to remember, Literally Branding 1-0-Fucking-1 but that is probably why you don't make money in that sector.

>> No.17591218

FEDS HURRY PUMP PUMPPP FUCKING SAVE ME AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17591225

So we're supposed to buy this dip right? Buy at open on red days, sell at close on green days?

>> No.17591229

im buying qqq calls
this will go up

>> No.17591231

SPY pumping haha what.

>> No.17591233

Oh no no no
>look at the top of the yield curve
Pffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17591234
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17591234

>Posy YFW the families of bulls need to put up anti-sucide nets around brokerage buildings today

>> No.17591237

>>17591215
who are the shoeshine boys of today

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17591241

>>17591218
They did and it didn't work

>> No.17591242

>>17591237
/smg/

>> No.17591246

>>17591237
Women

>> No.17591249

>>17591225
Yeah, just keep buying. Stocks only go up

>> No.17591250

>>17591237
tripfags obviously.

>> No.17591251

Nothing surprisng about the SPY moving up 0.2% after a fucking 700 point drop you newfags. This shit's expected. Wait until 10:00am to sell your puts.

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17591254

Are there any tuberculosis clinics left that I can invest in? Since this virus affects your lungs for life, people will visit these locations to improve their condition.

>> No.17591255

>>17591237
redditors/millennials

>> No.17591257

OK YUM CHINA FUCKING GO DOWN NOW YOU NIGGER

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>-15% Continental

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>>17591168

>> No.17591261

>>17591237
redditors and ethots

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17591265

YOU SAID THIS WAS A PERFECT V SHAPED RECOVERY

I'M FUCKING RUINED

WHAT DO I TELL MY WIFE?

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17591266

>>17591234

>> No.17591268

im buying this dip, call on facebook, strike 190
bears can fuck off

>> No.17591269
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17591269

we need to go even lower

>> No.17591271

>>17591237
Everyone who isn't the 1%

>> No.17591275

>>17591251
Watching intently thanks.

>> No.17591278

>>17591237
tripfags

>> No.17591282

>>17591237
poorfags with no background in business trying to play the market.

>> No.17591285

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epPkcH0aIlo

>> No.17591286

Down 7% today, 20% tomorrow

>> No.17591293
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17591293

We're in a bumpy downward rollercoaster ride till at least November. Bobo's out of hibernation, bitches.

>> No.17591298
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17591298

>pumping it this early

They know something and need every last bull pulled in

>> No.17591299

>>17590299
>Believing the fucking bulls during this time in this market

You deserve verything that comes your way

>> No.17591305

just want everyone to know I opened up a LONG position, so its safe to buy puts now

>> No.17591309

SELL AMD, SHE'S GOING DOWN

>> No.17591311
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>>17590210
why is no one talking about VTIQ

>> No.17591317

>ASHR approaching 1 year highs
I hate commies
>>17591305
thank you for your sacrifice

>> No.17591319

>>17591269
>>17591293
Bears I thought we were dropping hard earlier, what happened to today being a massive dump?

>> No.17591320
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>>17591298

>> No.17591322

>Better buy AMD, this is the last time it will be below 50! -- an actual comment from a bull yesterday

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>> No.17591327

>EVRYTHING TANKING
>EVERYONE DUMPING STOCKS GOING DOW
>MY YUMCHINA PUTS ACTUALLY LOSING ME MONEY

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK

>> No.17591331
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17591331

stop trying to play the stock market and buy crypto, at this point its less volatile

>> No.17591337

NEW BREAD

>> No.17591341

Fucking vix mooning again lmao

>> No.17591342

>>17591320
LEWD

>> No.17591343

Can institutions fuck off? The market wants to sell off so badly and they're forcing this up and down zig zag market every day.

>> No.17591349

>>17591319
any day now, alright?
be coo

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>Gold moons
today is the day lads, Black Thursday, the beginning of the End.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goeOUTRy2es

>> No.17591354

>>17591322
Wow anon they sure got burned going from 50 to 49 this morning. Boy bears are dumping hard, that's sarcasm in case you are too dumb to read it.

>> No.17591358

>>17591343
Be patient. Our time shall come.

>> No.17591360

New bread:

>>17591350
>>17591350

>> No.17591362

>>17590323
I’ve dumped all my long term for short term puts for the next couple months at least

>> No.17591363

>>17591322
I tried fucking warning them. They really thought they "timed the market". They really thought it was that fucking easy.

You don't time this shit you RIDE it. And right now I got a saddle shaped oddly like a bears back.

>> No.17591366

ZE BULL HAS BEEN PREPPED
ZEY BOUGHT?
DAMP EET

>> No.17591368

Just need to break 26,400 on the DOW it seems.

>> No.17591369

>>17590961
The world ends daily on /pol/ lmao

>> No.17591373

Ready to break back through 25k?

>> No.17591393

>>17591320
What a fucking beaut mate, BEARS have already won

>> No.17591397

>>17590351
You shouldn’t be dumping a ton of money you dumb fuck if you don’t have a clue. Like in what world did you think the market would go up. What you witnessed was artificial pumping when the market was at low volume, a dead cat bounce or a fucking bait and switch to clowns like you

>> No.17591399

>>17591343
You know that it's literally their job to make sure that the market functions properly. You know, make the market. We're obviously trending down with no sign of an upside. Patience.

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>>17591237

>> No.17591417

>>17590351
The only nigger here is you and the trip fags

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Tesla is kill

>> No.17591438

>>17591399
Theres a difference between functioning properly and having a 5% rally during a pandemic while stocks are still near all time highs with historic gains.

>> No.17591495

I swear, Boeing knows when I short it, and waits until the day after I close my puts before dumping.

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mfw i bought 1k T, 1k DIS, 1k IBM and 1k MMM today.

>> No.17591515
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>>17591495
Pic related

>> No.17591530

>>17590978
>>17591369
>>17591008
No

>> No.17591532

>>17591039
Buy a rope faggot bull

>> No.17591550

>>17591515
Why would you short them? So much more profit to be made on other “similar” companies. Dafuq is wrong with you

>> No.17591582

>>17591507
Wouldn't disney be dropping lower as amusement parks close and movies pushed back until this panic is over? They have the streaming service, but would it be enough?

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>>17591550
Well mind you, I started shorting them when they were at 320, I only shorted them again after missing out on 10k for having such weak hands, that pic actually didn't show the original weak hand moment.

>> No.17591604

>>17591550
Kek, cuss he is a small spec like most of these bears.

>> No.17591637
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17591637

It all comes crashing down.

>> No.17591673

>>17591637
>survivors everywhere
Holy shit you fags call this crashing.

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>>17590315
post lewds ill send you btc slagggg

>> No.17591794

GME's time is coming soon... This is what us in the industry like to call the floor.

>> No.17591836

Just wait till the NYSE closes because a floor trader is tested positive. Then it gets spicy

>> No.17591943

>>17591351
>orchestral version of piano virtuoso
Oh the irony

>> No.17591949

>>17591637
>crashing
the absolute state of bears. remember stocks only go up

>> No.17592219

>>17591582
Didney dropped down to levels before Didney plus was rocking and rolling. I expect it to return to that point at the least. If they drop more over amusement park losses the better.

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>> No.17592482

>>17592466
Bears are dumb, they are calling a regular red day day a massive dump.

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>snss

well, so much for my cheapies