/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17584485]

I am a monument to all your sins

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>>17582501

[Anonymous No.17584494]

The eternal AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17584497]

>futures

YOU GUYS TOLD ME THIS WOULD BE A BULL RUN WTF

[Anonymous No.17584506]

Threadly reminder

[Anonymous No.17584534]

>>17584506
you are queer

[Anonymous No.17584538]

Can we segregate a 5-minute candles watcher general for the people that overreact to every single price movement?

[Anonymous No.17584543]

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498

[Anonymous No.17584545]

>>17584497
You were told it was crab market.

[Anonymous No.17584549]

Guess who just got back today
Them wild-eyed bulls that had been away
Haven't changed that much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy

They were askin' if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told 'em you were livin' downtown
Drivin' all the old bears crazy

THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN
(THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN)

[Anonymous No.17584561]

R
BULLIES
L

WE REALLY OUCHEAAAA

[Anonymous No.17584565]

mercy is a foreign concept to crustaceans
they will not wait for you to make up your mind
they are coming

[Anonymous No.17584564]

we crab now

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17584569]

>>17584538
no

[Anonymous No.17584572]

If we combine our shares of SPCE, can we convince corporate leadership to stop fucking around and start launching people to moon (for virus free moon base)?

[Anonymous No.17584582]

>>17584543
sleeper cab looks comfy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17584586]

im thinking we're back, futures only down 160 now from the 200 5-minutes ago. we're back.

[Anonymous No.17584592]

why was I so retarded that I couldn't wait till tomorrow to buy...

[Anonymous No.17584608]

anybody else in a really good mood?

[Anonymous No.17584613]

They will open their account.

[Anonymous No.17584621]

>>17584506

[Anonymous No.17584622]

>buy the dip!

[Anonymous No.17584630]

>>17584613
They will select SPY.

[Anonymous No.17584631]

>>17584608
I'm like a 5/10 mood 2bh

[Anonymous No.17584645]

>>17584622
duy the bip

[Anonymous No.17584647]

>>17584608
nope lost $25k overnight while sleeping because of retarded usa fed pump which is about 5% of my total saved.

[Anonymous No.17584655]

>>17584630
They will click SELL

[Anonymous No.17584660]

>>17584608
I am in a quantum state of happiness in which the market is both crashing and booming at the same time.

[Anonymous No.17584667]

>>17584655
And with a single candle the bears shall be REBORN!

[Anonymous No.17584671]

>>17584630

[Anonymous No.17584676]

>>17584506

FAKE. Here's the real one bulls.

[Anonymous No.17584683]

>>17584671
ISILDUR!

[Anonymous No.17584701]

>>17584676
BULL PRIDE WORLDWIDE

[Anonymous No.17584705]

>>17584660
this takes time to coalesce, but through it you can see great things

[Anonymous No.17584722]

>>17584572


Lmao that company doesn’t do literal space. It does absurd near earth low orbit. It’s such an English company running on the space meme.

[Anonymous No.17584725]

my airline puts are still safe r-right?

[Anonymous No.17584728]

>>17584506

cope more bearfag. the only direction we goin from here on out is UP

[Anonymous No.17584736]

H-he said "buy buy buy"
;_;

[Anonymous No.17584740]

BULLBROS

FUTURES ARE TANKING

WHAT DO WE DO

[Anonymous No.17584742]

>>17584725
Just wait until they announce airport closures next week.

[Anonymous No.17584744]

>>17584671
Good, good. Let the hate flow through you... Only the dark side can save her, your precious gains. And soon the bulls and their friends will feel the force of this fully operational cattle mutation.

[Anonymous No.17584746]

If Sanders won super tuesday the dow would be at 6000000 points right now

[Anonymous No.17584750]

>>17584608
>>17584660
>>17584705
There are deep meme energies at work here. Up or down someone is going to make money.

[Anonymous No.17584763]

>>17584676
>1 year
this corona shit isn't going to last 1 year and then just collapse the market once it's gone a few months before a year passes from now

[Anonymous No.17584767]

>>17584746
>Im sick
WHAT THE FUCK QUARANTINE HIM NOW BEFORE HE INFECTS EVERYONE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17584772]

>>17584671
Good, good. Let the hate flow through you... Only the dark side can save her, your precious gains. And soon the bulls and their friends will feel the force of this fully operational cattle mutation.

[Anonymous No.17584774]

>>17584740
Like Chad's not give a shit because futures don't gauruntee shit the next day nigger.

[Anonymous No.17584778]

>>17584660
>state of spiritual crab

[Anonymous No.17584780]

>>17584608
feeling decent.

[Anonymous No.17584803]

>>17584746

is this antibernie propaganda? because it worked, i hate him a little more

[Anonymous No.17584808]

>>17584767
B-b-but white people are immune, r-r-right? Biz told me a research paper with a sample of 8 told me it only infects Asians.....reeeeee!!

[Anonymous No.17584810]

>>17584676
Hey you know there were a four nasty periods of volatility since then. Everybody forgets those. '11, '12, '15-16, '18.

>b-b-but it's the real 50% or bust crash this time because (unsubstantiated reasons)

[Anonymous No.17584836]

>>17584810
Fabulous buying opportunities. See pic related

Uhhhhh except for ‘08 which took a while to pan out. But if this is the big one, then just like sell an organ and buy more cheapies.

>>17584736

[Anonymous No.17584845]

Would anybody really buy into a weekend where you just know their going to announce hundreds of new infections in western countries

[Anonymous No.17584847]

>>17584836
>See pic related

[Anonymous No.17584848]

Anyone else here still a virgin or am I alone here? Will solving my money problems fix it?

[Anonymous No.17584854]

>>17584746
I hate commies so much

[Anonymous No.17584863]

>>17584848
you will be able to trade and invest better if you have sexual relationships with one (1) plump female (at least 28% bf)
but it isn't really worth it

[Anonymous No.17584878]

Imagine thinking the world will enter a recession because a chink ate a pangolin who ate a bat.

[Anonymous No.17584892]

>>17584878
if america keeps printing money to make the market appear good, at this rate, yes it will

[Anonymous No.17584893]

>>17584878
>imagine a drop of water causing a dam to burst

[Anonymous No.17584896]

>>17584848
Why do you care about anything but increasing your money?

[Anonymous No.17584899]

Quick rundown on oil if anyone is swing trading it or thinking about it on the long side:

Price action this week before OPEC comes to an official decision is meaningless. Everything hinges on OPEC doing a cut within expected range of 600k-1.5 million bps. Oil's hourly chart reflects this as it has found a holding range to wait for the news. Expect volatility if there are early leaks from the meetings. This isn't exactly a binary gamble. OPEC needs to decide on how much to cut and also for how long. Small cut with short duration is not good. Big cut with short duration is good enough for a spike but won't lead to sustained bullish trend (take profits fast). Big cut long duration is optimal but low percentage. No cut is very unlikely and obviously worst case scenario.

Price target on good news is around $55. Mediocre news $42.50. Terrible news $29. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.17584907]

>>17584863
All girls I have spoken to have said investing is just gambling and get mad at me when I spend a day trying to learn and invest

[Anonymous No.17584912]

>>17584899
I am short on GUSH.

[Anonymous No.17584916]

>96 yo boomer infected with corona
>immunocompromised
>health complications
>>quarantine everything, declare state of emergency, cancel all public activities
>tests come out negative for corona

Lmao zoomers hurrhurr it’s worse than they’re telling us!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17584918]

>>17584848
you must discover how make money from fuck prostitute.

[Anonymous No.17584927]

>>17584740
what about tesla tho

[Anonymous No.17584931]

>>17584916
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

[Anonymous No.17584932]

>>17584899
>bps
bpd. barrels per day.

[Anonymous No.17584939]

>>17584763

You are right. I updated it.

[Anonymous No.17584945]

>>17584863
This, good investors see the value in the plump.

[Anonymous No.17584950]

>>17584878
Uh... huh... uhhhh...

[Anonymous No.17584954]

>>17584907
how did that conversation go?
you mean that you have had multiple conversations where you mention that you buy stocks and they get angry with you?
or are you trying to sell them on some shitcoin?

[Anonymous No.17584963]

>>17584907
Women are risk averse but also fomo buyers. It's a curious duality.

[Anonymous No.17584966]

>>17584899
They are not gonna cut very much. When corona subsides and consumption resumes it would cause a massive supply shock if they did. Since nobody knows exactly how long it's going to take for corona to subside, it's smarter to err on the side of oversupply rather than undersupply. All the analysts are saying this, I'm sorry you seem to be behind on things

[Anonymous No.17584975]

>>17584907
Women who say this will drive economy cars spending their spare income on two weeks of eight different types of class and bottom tier designer apparel

[Anonymous No.17584977]

>>17584945
should i hold stock in brown gravy if my gf weighs over a deuce/deuce and a half?

[Anonymous No.17584986]

>>17584945
did this just become an architect thread?

[Anonymous No.17584988]

Yeah bullbros, I'm thinkin' we're back.

[Anonymous No.17584990]

>>17584963
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.17584991]

>>17584966
>All the analysts are saying this, I'm sorry you seem to be behind on things
Spare me.

[Anonymous No.17584995]

>>17584977
post pictures of her fat ankles

[Anonymous No.17585004]

>>17584988
I agree all corona posters have a ? mark behind their post, IT ISNT SHIT NIGGER

[Anonymous No.17585005]

>>17584988
Someone needs to do this actual crayon on a CRT for us

[Anonymous No.17585015]

>>17584988

Kek. Almost as desperate as the emergency rate drop.

[Anonymous No.17585024]

>>17584988
it's funny to look at all those charts with drawings on them on tradingview, and literally every single one is wrong.

[Anonymous No.17585034]

>>17584945
As you Architect the market, so too should you Architect your wife.

[Anonymous No.17585036]

>>17584988
what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.17585051]

>>17584931
Lmao, 13% death rate in USA but only 0-3% in Asian countries.

>b-b-but muh greatest healthcare system!!

[Anonymous No.17585069]

>>17584988
Just like in 2018-2018. Everyone said double bottom or lower low, and it just crabbed up. At every red point, shorts piled in and got wrecked.

[Anonymous No.17585076]

how will you spend your last night in clown world?

[Anonymous No.17585081]

here is the

[Anonymous No.17585089]

>>17584847
Starts at 5 mins in video at the bottom. Just one indicator but it’s track record is quite good.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/04/cramers-most-trusted-market-indicator-says-to-start-buying-stocks.html

Hate on Cramer all you like but he and his club have been killing it this year.

[Anonymous No.17585094]

>>17585081

[Anonymous No.17585104]

>>17585076
>octs
Lmao pleb
I’ll believe it when it’s nons

[Anonymous No.17585108]

>>17585081
They hated me for telling the truth

[Anonymous No.17585109]

>>17585076
Don't tease me like this.

[Anonymous No.17585113]

>>17585069
Idk how you lose money when the market does this. Even if I lose on the moonshot or crash, I’ve already made so much just decently timing the crab that it won’t matter.

[Anonymous No.17585122]

what are we thinkin lads?

[Anonymous No.17585127]

>>17585076
Clown world can’t end until we get Sanders vs. Trump in a debate. Please gods let it happen.

[Anonymous No.17585128]

>>17585122
I got a bead on things right now.

[Anonymous No.17585129]

>>17585094
Yeah and look at my chart here: >>17585108

It's identical. The market is going to return to ATH, fail to go above, fall back down, then we bounce down down down

[Anonymous No.17585130]

>>17585108

Fuck you. This is the real one.

[Anonymous No.17585134]

>>17585108

[Anonymous No.17585180]

post baggies gf again

[Anonymous No.17585227]

Can someone tell me what the hekk happened to anaplan? And if Visteon is doing a reverse h/s?

Also of interest are Lowe’s, toll brothers, and TTD

[Anonymous No.17585229]

10 year teetering at 1% again

[Anonymous No.17585246]

take a look at this here and tell me coke is NOT it

[Anonymous No.17585257]

>FUTURES
>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.17585258]

>Sitting on 8k cash
>Didn't buy Thursday like I intended

:(

[Anonymous No.17585270]

>>17584506
retard alert, we're in May of 2008 at best.

[Anonymous No.17585294]

>Mumus face when the market pumps 50% over the the dtd change in the last 30mins of trading to make up the extract loss of yesterday

[Anonymous No.17585299]

we are so fucked

[Anonymous No.17585302]

Tomorrow the blood will run through the streets

[Anonymous No.17585308]

>>17585258

It's going to go way down once Coronavirus becomes a pandemic.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/04/health/new-york-coronavirus-cases/index.html

[Anonymous No.17585310]

>Maintain at least three feet of distance between yourself and anyone who is coughing or sneezing to avoid breathing in liquid droplets.

AAAAAAAAAA
THIS ASSHOLE GOT ME AND NOW I DONT KNOW IF I SHOUKD VISIT MY FAMILY

>>17585258
Well you could be a retard like me, and have bought today.
And got coofed on.

[Anonymous No.17585314]

SNSS anon
give me the monthly timeline rundown again, please

10th is earning report
12th is convention
20th is convention

i forgot to cap & save and need the list to comfort and soothe my tension

thanks brother

[Anonymous No.17585347]

>>17585299
Wow, even MSM is reporting it

[Anonymous No.17585366]

Anyone have any thoughts on arlo? Seems cheap

[Anonymous No.17585371]

>>17585347
I LITERALLY BOUGHT THE TOP EOD LIKE A FAGGOT
IT LITERALLY DOES THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I DO
I DID IT FOR YOU BEAR GANG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17585372]

>>17585302
I'm learning to take advantage of these fear/relief cycles, keep them coming

[Anonymous No.17585381]

>>17585371
Me too goddamn it
Me too

[Anonymous No.17585399]

>>17585347
Of course they are, this is pure boomer nightmare fuel guaranteed clicks. American bogeyman censors second strain of cataclysmic virus that stalks you into the parking lot, clubs you on the back of the head, rapes your wife, and shoots you dead over breakfast, all after those scamming doctors told you that you were safe to enjoy your retirement.

[Anonymous No.17585409]

so at the very least brain damage sounds uncommon...sounds bullish to me!

[Anonymous No.17585410]

>>17585371
It’s not too late to stiff with the schiff

[Anonymous No.17585413]

>>17584810
>unsubstantiated reasons
Yeah, bro. Global pandemic (that has yet to peak), and China out of commission for two months. What a bunch of unsubstantiated bullshit!

[Anonymous No.17585419]

>Despite this disparity, the patient whose room was sampled before cleaning contaminated 13 of 15 room sites testing, including their chair, bed rail, the glass window of their room, the floor, light switches.

>Three of the five toilet sites were also contaminated, including the sink, door handle and toilet bowl—more evidence that stool can be a route of transmission.

>Air samples tested negative, but swabs taken from air exhaust outlets were positive—which suggests that virus-laden droplets may be carried by air flows and deposited on vents.

>"Significant environmental contamination by patients with SARS-CoV-2 through respiratory droplets and fecal shedding suggests the environment as a potential medium of transmission and supports the need for strict adherence to environmental and hand hygiene," the authors wrote.

>The World Health Organization said Wednesday the mortality rate was 3.4 percent, revising upward previous estimates.

[Anonymous No.17585423]

My puts expire soon but I'm just gonna renew a covered put position with longer timeline

[Anonymous No.17585428]

>>17585347
>believing Chinese reports

[Anonymous No.17585430]

Guys, Coronavirus is out and it is going to be a great culling.
This is it.
The old and young and compromised will die. This is a culling of the weak.
This is unleashed by China on purpose.
This is the Georgia guidestones.

I normally lurk /v/ and /x/.

Anyway, give me some good long-term stocks/funds with dividend yield.

[Anonymous No.17585434]

>>17585302
It better, I've got a couple puts. I really don't see how it can't be red tomorrow, but who knows this market is retarded.

[Anonymous No.17585477]

bizbros. My local super market is limiting the amount of water you can buy.

[Anonymous No.17585480]

Got 2.1K what should I invest it in preferably any good long hold and or puts?

[Anonymous No.17585491]

>>17585419
>fecal shedding
eww

[Anonymous No.17585503]

>>17585430
>I normally lurk /v/ and /x/.
no kidding?

[Anonymous No.17585505]

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design

[Anonymous No.17585506]

>>17585477
Where are you located? Also, it's unlikely utilities will be an issue for Corona, this isn't a hurricane. To be safe though, I picked up a filter with extremely fine media capable of filtering viruses. You can try something like that if you're concerned about water availability in your area.

[Anonymous No.17585520]

Miss me?

[Anonymous No.17585530]

>>17585505
CAN I GET OFF THIS RIDE PLS?

[Anonymous No.17585538]

>>17585506
socal, so not the worse. But this shows the panic setting in. Normal people are worrying.

[Anonymous No.17585549]

>>17585477
Water service is highly unlikely to be effected. This isn't a hurricane, morbidity nor mortality are 100%

[Anonymous No.17585550]

>>17585347
>>17585399
>>17585428
Mostly likely the virus leaves you temporarily immunocompromised and you end up catching something else easily. Thats pretty scary.

[Anonymous No.17585556]

Do you guys that put up a big hue and cry about the rigged market ever wonder if you're the spot and you're just being fairly exploited?

[Anonymous No.17585558]

Dumping more into my SWPPX and SWTSX tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17585569]

>>17585550
Coronaviruses are know to hide in neurons, and certain animal coronaviruses are know to cause neurological damage. These properties aren't unique to Corona Chan

[Anonymous No.17585572]

>>17585371
it’s a literal bubble
and there’s a pandemic on the loose
just keep shorting

[Anonymous No.17585573]

>be bear
>watch coronavirus situation developing
>oh well it's not really a big deal, happening not triggered yet
>forgot to factor in irrational fear spreading like wildfire, helped along by clickbait journalism and schizos

[Anonymous No.17585582]

>>17585549
What about the construction and manufacturing workers that will be too sick to work and pay thier utilities?

[Anonymous No.17585589]

[Anonymous No.17585599]

>>17585076
i'm going down to my mom's tomorrow afternoon who is a blue glass lady boomer but also like a 20 year trauma icu nurse and worked for FEMA and has soooooooooo much shit set up at her house.
we're both on the same page about corona-chan and so i'm gonna go down there before Portland gets locked down.
we're gonna watch the new season of Better Call Saul

[Anonymous No.17585600]

Check the big red line on CZR. I'm glad I bought puts today. Fuck Vegas

[Anonymous No.17585606]

Enough of your little faggy line drawings, just give me some companies, strikes, and dates and I'll buy enough puts to cash out and buy everyone here a massive dildo-shaped boat to sail off into the sunset together.

[Anonymous No.17585607]

>>17585505
Current projections: 12-21% of population infected, 1.36 - 2.38 million dead at a 3.4% mortality

Obviously there will be "knock-on" deaths. People whose conditions weren't treated because there were no available ventilators, etc.

[Anonymous No.17585621]

>>17584485
I hate to be a newfag, but finally wanting to invest. Got $2k left over from tax returns I wanna invest, don't need quick gains, just something to sit on for a year or so to be /comfy/. Any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.17585624]

>>17585589
You underestimate Asian viruses,and how much of a glass tiger American resolve is.

Us 10 year says prepare your anus for a gapper

[Anonymous No.17585626]

>>17585606
june SQQQ calls strike price 26-31

[Anonymous No.17585640]

>>17585606
Puts on cruises, amusement parks, event concerts, vegas. Anything where people conglomerate will bleed till the end of summer

[Anonymous No.17585678]

>>17585409
Or is this the second strain they found recently?

[Anonymous No.17585680]

>he bought the spike,not the dip

Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.17585701]

>>17585606
Disney, when they close the parks heads will roll

[Anonymous No.17585713]

>>17585503
Why would I kid about that?
More so...I had piled up money in a checking account and decided I should be more serious about my money.

[Anonymous No.17585739]

>>17585573
who cares? stocks go up! usa feds can keep it pump for another month or two.

[Anonymous No.17585758]

>>17584848
Nah that sucks for you, about to be married.

[Anonymous No.17585759]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
EVERYONES COOFING
WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISNTTHIS DUDE COVERING HIS MOUTH

[Anonymous No.17585773]

>>17585430
Literally zero young have died. Although 20s and 30s have died, but anyone under 17 I’m pretty sure only like one or two have died...

[Anonymous No.17585779]

Okay how many of these princess plague ships are there what the fuck

[Anonymous No.17585789]

>>17585773
It’s a good thing all the valuable roles in society are occupied by 17 year olds

[Anonymous No.17585793]

WHY THE FUCK ISN’T SILVER MOONING- treasuries super low, inflation incoming, mass pandemic- people should be going into “safe havens.” WTF!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17585819]

Save haven is cash / bonds... Am tempted to buy Netflix, it hasn't gone down much. However, it will collapse if I buy

[Anonymous No.17585828]

>>17585793
if they can dig thousands of tons out of the ground for under 16/ounce, then it's very hard for any upward buying pressure to lift the price
basically there is a decent amount of silver out there in the dirt, that can be dug up for not much money. So even if demand rises, there is enough supply elasticity to cover it


>>17585819
safe haven will always be food stocks, ammunition, and growing ethnogens in your own house

[Anonymous No.17585834]

>>17585793

[Anonymous No.17585848]

That’s it. I’m a doomer now.

When all this is over, one thing will emerge unscathed, strengthened, taller than before this bagan. The S&P 500.

>>17585793
Silver is an industrial metal
Hasn’t been a currency or safe haven for centuries.

You were memed dawg. Schiff needs something to sell to people too poor for gold. So silver.

[Anonymous No.17585856]

>>17585582
Most people don't even have symptoms, and people have to work to live. People aren't all gonna stop working even if everyone gets infected.

[Anonymous No.17585859]

>>17585819
silver is literally a meme

[Anonymous No.17585860]

>>17585828
Silver has antimicrobial properties. Could it be used to replace physical currency? China burnt paper money as part of their efforts to contain the virus. Would it be economically feasible?

[Anonymous No.17585866]

God fuck off California you cancerous pieces of shit, one death doesn’t require a state of fearmongering emergency thanks for the 800+ drop tomorrow jackasses

[Anonymous No.17585874]

>>17585582
Everyone used to have tuberculosis, everyone also used to work.

[Anonymous No.17585876]

>>17585856
>people have to work to live
Not anymore when Yang gets elected

[Anonymous No.17585881]

>>17585866
It’s just a Los Angeles emergency fag
Tomorrow’s going to be green as the leaves in the springtime.

[Anonymous No.17585887]

>>17585866
More deaths to come thanks to the new cruise ship. Will definitely strain the hospital system

[Anonymous No.17585889]

So should I just go nuts on CCL?

[Anonymous No.17585892]

KO is an absolute beast

[Anonymous No.17585897]

>>17585881
No, its the whole state

[Anonymous No.17585901]

>>17585860
sounds like a meme
when I hear "antimicrobial properties", it's usually just a marketing term from someone trying to sell you a bamboo cutting board or something like that
all kinds of materials have anti-microbial properties of some sort: metals, plastics, woods, etc. AFAIK

no one wants to carry around a pound of silver instead of a couple hundred dollars in cash

[Anonymous No.17585903]

>>17585626
>Sqqq calls

Where the hell is your mind at?

The virus won't spread for shit in America when spring hits

The major death toll has already happened since chinks smoke more cigs than everyone else combined.

I have sqqq puts that expire in June because the virus is scary, but will be over soon enough and just added to the flu vaccine list like every other one.

Save yourself, DO NOT BET AGAINST THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.17585910]

>>17585903
Do Italians smoke cigs too? You're fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.17585916]

>>17585897

fuck em

[Anonymous No.17585917]

>>17585621
Just Google "highest dividend paying stocks" and buy a variety

Or if they are a gift for retirement you, just buy index funds. They are ultimately diversified and will get you steady capital gains

[Anonymous No.17585919]

>>17585897
Scratch that you’re right. Huh this morning is was just la? Fucking newsom.

Well let’s be real, they’re going to have to do it sooner or later. We’re totally unprepared for this. Just about every city in the us is likely fucked. (In the short term, lot of deaths)

[Anonymous No.17585921]

>>17585901
Silver was used as an antibiotic and was for centuries. It actually kills all cells though, something about it's ionic structure or some science shit. Not really used anymore for anything but impregnating tiles and shit in operating theaters for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.17585929]

>>17585917

[Anonymous No.17585956]

>>17585910
Different ethnicities have different lung tissues and habits that make them more susceptible to certain viruses

Obviously there is something in Italian genes that make them more susceptible. If murricans were as susceptible as chunks, it'd be spread across the country in just 2 weeks

If it attacks you through ACE2 receptors, your lung tissues just have to be a little vulnerable to exponentially increase your chances of infection

That combined with the incoming warm weather into USA and the vaccine that every pharma is working on, I'd sell those fucking calls ASAP.

Once the vaccine is released, you're fucking done kiddo

[Anonymous No.17585968]

>>17585956
the vaccine wont be released for a year minimum. do your research before making yolo plays.

[Anonymous No.17585969]

>>17585929
>He disagrees with universal investment advice

KYS and never post in these threads again

[Anonymous No.17585986]

>>17585968
>Underestimating the power of human will

How the fuck do you think we got rockets into space or self driving cars?

I would bet against a single person, surely, but don't EVER bet against the human race

Way too many factors to bet against the market

[Anonymous No.17585991]

>>17585969
conventional wisdom does not apply when youre on the precipice of an upending of the global monetary system.

[Anonymous No.17585992]

How are you so sure there will be a vaccine for this. There is no 100% effective vaccine for flu.

[Anonymous No.17585997]

>>17585986
well "the human race" used its amazing powers of prediction to conclude that a vaccine wont be out for a year minimum.

[Anonymous No.17586000]

Lol you have no idea how bad it will get

[Anonymous No.17586008]

>>17585991
>this time it's different
lmao, no

[Anonymous No.17586022]

>>17586008
what time?

[Anonymous No.17586028]

Well, managed to make back ~35k real money of my real 170k loss.
I'm still getting snibbidy snibbed by TSLA and SPCE though.
(And sitting on a few virus stocks that I bought low; MRNA + GILD)

Stocks gunna tank or more of the same?

[Anonymous No.17586036]

>>17586028

i hope tomorrow is a killer green day, im trying to close all my positions lol. if it tanks after that idgaf, more cheapies

[Anonymous No.17586051]

>>17586036
Nope
>>17585866

[Anonymous No.17586068]

>>17586036
Same. I want off of this wild ride.
Gimme a magic 14% day again SPCE.

[Anonymous No.17586090]

>>17586036
>killer green day

Futures can't even break 3100 anymore. It'll be red again. Friday will be a big sell-off day. Coronavirus news is going to get worse through the end of the week and the weekend. Come Monday you're going to wish you sold today. Missed your chance.

[Anonymous No.17586095]

what will they do to pump it again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17586104]

>>17586095
im sure they'll do as many liquidity injections as they need to keep the s&p above the psychologically significant number of 3000

[Anonymous No.17586113]

Remember when that guy thought that silver was a safe haven asset? What a fucking queer.

>>17586022
He’s right man, kill yourself if you think something that chaotic is in store but are unironically looking for stocks to buy, and can’t use google.

>>17586028
Jesus Christ you fucking memer...
REGN is king shit btw. Actually has many drugs on the market and the coronavirus treatment is just a bonus. A bonus that’s helping it go from 360 to 500. Wish I’d bought more so I could take some profits without cashing out.

[Anonymous No.17586124]

>>17586090
>Friday will be a big sell-off day
that's what logic dictated for last friday, and yet...

[Anonymous No.17586125]

>>17586051
>>17586090

>mfw i have an open buy order for premarket tomorrow

cancel it... or yolo?

[Anonymous No.17586126]

>>17586113
>kill yourself if you think something that chaotic is in store
world-shaking events have happened in the past, but now that you exist they are done happening. is that what i am supposed to believe?

[Anonymous No.17586127]

>>17586028
Please tell me you make high six gigs. Figures. And that you didn’t gamble that shit away on weedstocks.

[Anonymous No.17586133]

>>17585779
I cant find that Cruise in their webpage.
Princess Supreme doesnt appear as one of their ships

[Anonymous No.17586143]

>>17586126
>ignoring the rest of the statement that gives provides the context
Youre such a fucking faggot

>>17586127
Six figs. High six figure salary.

[Anonymous No.17586146]

>>17586124
it's not the end of the month so you aren't going to get another completely and obviously inorganic pension pump at the very end.

[Anonymous No.17586153]

>>17586143
I don't know waht you're talking about man. seems like you're misunderstanding something.

[Anonymous No.17586159]

>>17586146
Ah shit.

Well I’m sticking with the technical indicators provided by Cramer and mr. Lemnom

[Anonymous No.17586190]

>>17585910
>Do Italians smoke cigs too? You're fucking dumb
they actually do lol

[Anonymous No.17586197]

>>17585903
SARS peaked late April, and was far far less contagious. The economic effects of Corona Chan will be felt for the next year at least

[Anonymous No.17586201]

>>17586190
yeah but americans are fat

[Anonymous No.17586209]

>>17586190
some of those countries are averaging over 5 cigaretters per day... across the entire adult population
that's wild right there
good for them

[Anonymous No.17586217]

All right I don't know what happened the last 6 hours.

What to buy tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17586218]

>>17586190
It is an old map though. I wonder how smoking affects long term ACE2 levels. It could certainly contribute to boomer genocide

[Anonymous No.17586224]

>>17585505
Do not fear JPow’s feeble pump, my faithful. Nothing can stop the return of the Bears.

[Anonymous No.17586245]

>>17586190
and then account for second hand smoke in densely populated cities/regions it starts to make sense why chinese and italian cities are getting hit so hard

[Anonymous No.17586253]

>>17586217
spreads

[Anonymous No.17586256]

>>17586245
the amount they smoke has nothing to do with the infection rate you simpleton

[Anonymous No.17586261]

Why are the bears posting so heavily tonight?

Shoo bobo.

[Anonymous No.17586275]

>>17586256
I was referring to deaths, but what do you know having more ACE2 receptors actually makes you easier to infect https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1287568/

[Anonymous No.17586278]

>DAX is green.
>Nikkei is green
It's ogre bobobros

[Anonymous No.17586301]

>futures are blood red

[Anonymous No.17586304]

>>17586278
>Germany: 262 cases, 0 deaths.
it's pretty much the end of the world

[Anonymous No.17586307]

>>17586275
>makes you easier to infect
hey what do you know you misinterpreted a research paper big surprise there. 99.9% of people exposed to the virus are going to get infected by it. "easier to infect" is a meaningless statement.

[Anonymous No.17586319]

>>17585076
In a marijuana laboratory then come home to play with my kitty and greet my mommy

[Anonymous No.17586322]

>>17586278
The gap down is gonna guh your asshole wide open tomorrow, and the hammer drop will just be icing by then

[Anonymous No.17586334]

>>17586278
>>17586278
honestly what are you expecting after a 4% rally. if you expect another rally you're just a retard

[Anonymous No.17586342]

>>17586307
if you smoke a cigarette someone coofed on, you'll get it
lol owned

[Anonymous No.17586343]

>>17585956
>Once the vaccine is released
It takes 6 months to mass produce a vaccine AFTER it's developed and tested.

Coronaviruses are also tricky wickets:
>Immunity against coronaviruses appears to be short-lived. Epidemiologic studies of coronavirus infection have demonstrated high reinfection rates. In human volunteer experiments, infection with a 229E-like coronavirus only induced effective immunity short-term because rechallenge with homotypic virus, the 229E serotype, resulted in infection and illness. In addition, under certain circumstances, vaccines against animal coronaviruses have led to enhanced disease
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/coronavirus-infection

A vaccine is at least a year off, and more of an If, not a When.

[Anonymous No.17586345]

>>17586319
what is a marijuana laboratory

[Anonymous No.17586349]

>>17585409
Why's the text squashed together like that, almost hurts to read.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17586357]

>>17585866
California has 3 of the largest ports in the country.......... Imagine if they're quarantined.... Also.. other states should be paying California to ship their shit through California for infrastructure

[Anonymous No.17586375]

>>17585419
>fecal shedding
farts?

[Anonymous No.17586389]

Omg guys I’m ah AH AHHHHH’m GONNA COOF
Sorry for coofing on the thread, I don’t have coronavirus though, just a cold

[Anonymous No.17586390]

>>17586307
>>17586342
>Our findings indicate that the state of cell differentiation and ACE2 expression levels are both important determinants of the susceptibility of human airway epithelia to infection.
i also dont know what that means but it sounds like its btfos you bro so hey what do you know i was right and you were wrong

[Anonymous No.17586411]

Who here /panic selling then recapitulating to buy back in even higher/ tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17586419]

>>17586411
That would be me.

[Anonymous No.17586426]

>>17586389

[Anonymous No.17586435]

>>17586390
you know there's a difference between infecting a specific region of the body and simply saying that someone "has been infected". the delusion of the bulltard. it's not your fault, you can't understand nuance.

[Anonymous No.17586446]

>>17586375
Fuck so now BEING AROUND FARTS CAN GET YOU THE VIRUS???? Guess I’m NEVER using a public restroom EVER AGAIN- jeez, I was already OCD before this shit started (I got the swine flu ten years ago, really fucked me up mentally cuz I became paranoid clean after catching it), now this shit just brought me to a whole new level...

[Anonymous No.17586449]

>>17586389
god bless you

[Anonymous No.17586454]

Pluto-Saturn conjunction about to shit on everyone.

[Anonymous No.17586460]

>>17586375
One of the notable(?) aspects of life in China is the irregular bathroom experience, having many variations, that is conspicuously consistent in one way: the near-universal absence of toilet paper.

Fecal transmission might be a critical factor.

[Anonymous No.17586466]

>>17586454
>oh no one man out of a country with a billion people died of the equivalent of the flu, this is a planetary sign
Seriously...

[Anonymous No.17586470]

>>17586435
infection rate of some tissue is still higher, you never said it had to be infection rate of people

[Anonymous No.17586481]

>>17586454
TIL that planets give you AIDS

[Anonymous No.17586486]

>>17586466
The death marked the start

[Anonymous No.17586492]

>>17586460
Yeah I fucking hate that shit about mainland China, the bathrooms are so disgusting and a lot of them are accustomed to the squatting toilets that are never stocked up with toilet paper. Seriously, I know chinks are so unhygienic that they are just constantly plowing through diarrhea but they don't even act like they care because they are like animals that don't know any better. God fuck China.

[Anonymous No.17586501]

>>17586389
the cold is a coronavirus though bro

[Anonymous No.17586524]

Unless the territory has changed, this is still the map.

[Anonymous No.17586571]

all my roommates are coofing

[Anonymous No.17586593]

Who bought calls when the Dow hit 27?

[Anonymous No.17586623]

>>17586501
Fuck FUCK FUUUUC-COOF
I think I might get you guys sick

[Anonymous No.17586650]

the last of my puts expire 3/13 so the dump will happen 3/16 guaranteed

[Anonymous No.17586661]

>>17586524
Bond market is all fucky because of Fed buying big time, and because banks all over the world are easing, so there’s more money to flow into safe haven assets, especially now with the worldwide coof.

If you’re going to FUD me, the 10-year going below 1% is much more unsettling. Brave new world.

[Anonymous No.17586662]

>>17586650
Dump is tomorrow friend, flash crash for sure

[Anonymous No.17586688]

>>17586661
The market right now is definitely on insane life support and the scariest future is one where the White House is exposed and the driver suddenly falls asleep on the gas

[Anonymous No.17586709]

REMINDER BONDS ARE ONE OF THE BEST INDICATORS OF TROUBLE.
HUGE BREAKOUT ON 10 YR TBILLS.

WERE GOING NEGATIVE RATES

[Anonymous No.17586713]

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

[Anonymous No.17586726]

>>17586709
My body is ready

[Anonymous No.17586741]

did the recent pumps kill that weedbrah trip

[Anonymous No.17586742]

>>17586713
We won’t crash tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17586746]

>>17586742
Yes we will

[Anonymous No.17586758]

>>17586742
Screencapped.

[Anonymous No.17586763]

>>17586741
I think he got caught staring up at the sky with his mouth open and drowned like the jive turkey he is.

[Anonymous No.17586770]

Literally how the fuck does anybody expect tomorrow to be green? How can anyone realistically think the market isn't going to tank hard and drop below Friday levels? We're on the eve of a full-scale pandemic. Just wait until the US starts closing schools and workplaces. Shit is about to get medieval.

[Anonymous No.17586775]

>>17586746
No we won't.

[Anonymous No.17586779]

>>17586709
yes because we all remember the hard years of 2011-2020 lmao

[Anonymous No.17586783]

>>17586746
shouldnt have shorted the bottom bro

[Anonymous No.17586788]

>>17586770
That's literally the same thing what people said about today but it was green.

[Anonymous No.17586791]

>>17586775
Yes we will

[Anonymous No.17586797]

>>17586746
Why is China (Hong Kong) Having such a good day? I know Shanghai (SSE C) is heavily manipulated, but in the past when I’ve seen China green it means we will be green.

I’m all in on puts tho, so hopefully we go down. But my puts have a 5/15 experation because I’m predicting a long term fuck up, based on us “pulling the QE” lever wayy to early.

[Anonymous No.17586800]

>>17586791
No we won't

[Anonymous No.17586801]

>>17586788
Bernie getting wrecked gave false hope

[Anonymous No.17586802]

>>17586788

Not after the Super Tuesday results they didn't. Futures telegraphed the fuck out of today. But now that Biden is priced in and Coronavirus is invading the homeland, shit's about to go over like a lead balloon.

[Anonymous No.17586805]

>>17584676
This

Buy now and get fucked

I will drink your tears

[Anonymous No.17586819]

>>17586770
>>17586713
>>17586662
Too much stimulus.

>>17586688
Life support is a strong phrase. But the economy is dangerously close to recession. Some think we will get a recession in the travel and leisure sectors, not sure how that works. Others think we’ll get a shallow recession. And on 4chan they think the sky is falling.

It’s hard to say.
I wish art cashin were here.

[Anonymous No.17586821]

if dubs then we crash tomorrow and then recover on friday

[Anonymous No.17586825]

If dubs the uhhhhhhhhh borger

[Anonymous No.17586829]

>>17586821

If dubs, crab tomorrow, red Friday, and next week is a bloodbath that makes last week look like a tea party.

[Anonymous No.17586833]

LEMME DRAW IT OUT IN CRAYON FOR YOU FUCKING APES.
BONDS HAVE BEEN RISING FOR YEARS.
THINK ABOUT THAT THEN ASK YOURSELF,DO YOU THINK NEXT,WILL THEY RAISE OR LOWER RATES???

[Anonymous No.17586838]

>>17586797
>“pulling the QE” lever wayy to early.
The thinking was probably since viruses tend to burn out mostly after a period of several months, QE should start fast, prevent collapse, and ride things out until the global economy recovers. If they delay and wind up starting too late, the QE wouldn't be as effective and may wind up being considerably more expensive to carry out. I have no position on whether this is or is not the right call to make but it seems to be the plan.

[Anonymous No.17586842]

>>17586829
if dubs then dow will be -1488 points

[Anonymous No.17586845]

>>17586797
If dubs green for 2 weeks then, a crash bigger than the great depression and unemployment goes to 30%

[Anonymous No.17586850]

there will be no crash before the boomer population dies off. shit needs to be propped up for their retirement.

[Anonymous No.17586887]

if dubs all these faggots will stop rolling for shit

[Anonymous No.17586894]

if dubs then apocalypse on april 20th

[Anonymous No.17586898]

>>17586887
So close

[Anonymous No.17586899]

If dubs then borger!

[Anonymous No.17586908]

>>17586899
oh yeah, im thinking its borger

[Anonymous No.17586910]

What happens when this reaches zero?
Who will buy?

[Anonymous No.17586917]

https://twitter.com/SP_Longie/status/1232748304317861888

[Anonymous No.17586923]

>>17586910
it wont reach 0 because of the reason you just said

[Anonymous No.17586940]

>>17586899

[Anonymous No.17586953]

It's over

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498

[Anonymous No.17586959]

>>17586917
Ah shit.
Does anyone know a freight broker?
That’s someone who could tell us the actual status of US shipping. Some real facts and numbers.

>>17586940
>>17586908
Nice singles!

[Anonymous No.17586967]

>>17586917
Puts on the major ocean freight and shipping companies?

I feel like a goddamn cocaine addict chasing the highs of profit from whatever Corona will hit next.

[Anonymous No.17586998]

>>17586910
the fed

[Anonymous No.17586999]

Here,I drew all of you a picture.
10 year notes are gonna moon.

Do you like my dragon?

[Anonymous No.17587000]

>>17586899

[Anonymous No.17587012]

>>17587000
holy trips

[Anonymous No.17587038]

fug, i hope this babby is okay
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-05/baby-diagnosed-with-coronavirus-as-two-more-confirmed-in-sa/12029324

[Anonymous No.17587039]

>>17585903
>Seattle is a literal ghost town
>Everyone is staying home
Yea, get fucked, just like the economy is about to be.

[Anonymous No.17587066]

>>17587000
Oof trips and it’s a nothing borger!!

>>17586999
Two tripsers in a row!
I like your dragon the eyes make it look very cheerful and cute. I’m not sure what would happen if the yields did that... at first stocks would rally but how long before people go “what the hell who’s dumping all these bonds?

>>17587038
I’m not clicking that Aussie bullshit link!
But there have been infants and young children who get it and doctors said they were amazed how quickly their bodies faught off the infection.

>>17587039
Seattle? That engine at the very core of the US economy?

[Anonymous No.17587073]

>>17585917
>>17585969
There is a caveat, just because it has high yield doesn't make it a good pick. And a stock that grows 10% without a dividend is better than a 5% yield stock that stays flat. For a noob, they should just pick high dividend ETFs or growth ETFs.

[Anonymous No.17587085]

>tfw futures

[Anonymous No.17587095]

Why is the trump administration literally hiding all information about the corona virus? If it's a nothing burger than why not just come out and say it's just a flu and you'll recover in a similar amount of time?
The markets just keep being so uncertain.

[Anonymous No.17587106]

>>17587066
>Amazon HQ
>Expedia HQ
>Microsoft HQ
>Boeing HQ
>Starbucks HQ
>Google campus
>Dozens of caner/genetic research centers
>Major port that distributes to all the northwest
>Major cruise ship stop
>Major international airport stop

>no economic impact

[Anonymous No.17587127]

>>17587073
This. Last winter I ran over probably a few hundred of the highest dividend payers and compared beta scores, projected growths, leadership, etc etc. Realistically what I've found is stocks under 5% dividends (if my memory serves me correctly, the number may be lower), would actually have a higher payout though I did not run a full out quantitative. Dividends are only incentive to get investors to buy. Usually the higher the dividend means they really really really want investor money, but stocks/companies like that usually don't have very promising attributes.

[Anonymous No.17587132]

How the fuck Nikkei close +200 (1%)???

[Anonymous No.17587134]

wtf just happened

[Anonymous No.17587141]

>>17587085
VIX @ about 5%. Still think we might have a flat/slightly down week.

[Anonymous No.17587155]

>nikkei up 1%
>shanghai composite up 2%
>US500 futures absolutely plummeting

What the fuck happened? I leave for 20 minutes to take a shower.

[Anonymous No.17587157]

>>17587066
Point being you do not want bonds to moon especially when everything is at an ATH. And especially not during a ancient Chinese viral outbreak during a Saturn-pluto conjunction on the 5th of March.

I hope you didn't buy the spike today...

[Anonymous No.17587159]

new

>>17587151
>>17587151

>>17587151

>>17587151

>>17587151
>>17587151

thread

[Anonymous No.17587252]

Ah shit threads over I’ll repost in the next. Copy-paste is giving me trouble.

>>17587157
You charted the notes and not the yield? Why? Who the hell does it that way? What’s wrong with you?!

Anyhow yes I bought the pump it was a fomo panic buy and I’m super embarrassed but that’s not even the worst part... the worst part is pic related

>>17587106
Shit. Would’ve thought those would be in the bay. That is Bretty big.

>>17587073
>dividend ETFs or growth ETFs
For me, it’s dividend growth ETFs.