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>>17579330

>> No.17580675

Is it over?

>> No.17580686

this op is all fucked up too.... no hentai link all the (embed) shit everywhere.... what ever.

>> No.17580702

dubs I buy SOXS, otherwise I buy SOXL

>> No.17580701
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>>17580686

>> No.17580722

Bears back tomorrow

>> No.17580723

>>17580615
>>17580616
Where are you two? I'm not fucking done with you yet

>> No.17580724

Reminder to watch rates, and follow news on the potential for people to refinance their mortgages after lending companies harass their customers to get a loan so they can offload it to the next guy.

https://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/data-chart-center/interest-rates/Pages/TextView.aspx?data=yield

>> No.17580726

>>17580675
I don't believe so. More snibs.

>> No.17580727

>>17580669
So are we going down tomorrow. These entire market is fucked.

>> No.17580738

>>17580727
You’re going down anon. Prepare the knee pads

>> No.17580741

>underestimating Diamond Joe
Mans got a smile like a toothpaste commercial

Hail to the chief
(If Donnie and pence get corona’ed)

>> No.17580745
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Bros, what is this market right now?

>> No.17580749

Its so mentally draining to brute force predict the market this much

Luckily returns compound fast at this rate

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im buying the sqqq dip

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>He shorted the bottom
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

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>>17580727
Maybe maybe not. I expect the index to settle in to a range. Possibly a pretty broad multi percent range. Eventually. No range apparent yet so no way to confidently assert tomorrow's price action. If the range wants to have a higher top then green could be on the menu yet again.

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>>17580722
friday

>> No.17580766

>>17580723
I am not bearish right now, but I'd still carry PUTs with my riskier positions.

>> No.17580775

>>17580714
You and I both know that I can't tell you that information as even OECD data shows a total as a percentage of disposable income (107%) but go fuck yourself for trying

>> No.17580776

>>17580741
>Mans got a smile like a toothpaste commercial
true but i bet those are dentures

>> No.17580778
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Historically the Dow Jones have been higher after 2 weeks 81% of the times after rising 4.5% or more in one day

>> No.17580785

>>17580752
u gonna get fucked

>> No.17580790
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Steadily now at 227% for 2020 now.

>> No.17580793

>>17580722
bears can't come back tomorrow. if it just alternates green, red, green, red, that would be way too easy. so they're going to throw in another green day to fuck up everybody who thinks they've figured this out. this is why the bears get slaughtered. then they come back on friday.

>> No.17580798

>>17580761
>if the market goes up, then the market is going to go up

Great advice.

>> No.17580806

>>17580766
I'm not saying you cant go long, short term is up probably as far as a 50-60% retracement of last week. Maybe more, but saying it won't crash is fucking retarded given all the economic and fiscal issues that have been forming since QE started after the Great Recession

>> No.17580807

>>17580745
it's a market with a lot of unknowns, which is why we're getting whipsaw'd all over the place.

>> No.17580819
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why does this look like a meme ive seen?

>> No.17580823
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17580823

Who else here /ecstatic/ for the bull run tomorrow?

>> No.17580834

>>17580778
Bet on the 19%

>> No.17580835

>>17580727
One bad enough day of news will crash it, might be tomorrow, might next week, might be two weeks from now.
But given how the further spread of the virus is inevitable, the fear surrounding it and the impact "social distancing strategies" will have on the economy once implemented there's no way this is all we've seen of the crash.

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>>17580798
you bet

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>>17580823
ITS GONNA DIP BECAUSE I WENT LONG EOD

>> No.17580854

>>17580669
fuck tripfags

fuck tesla

>> No.17580865

>>17580823
I mostly want OPEC to do their traditional final hour decision in favor of production cut and short term propping up of the oil price to give me a brief swing in to the low 50's. At that point i'll take profit and wait in cash until the next thing. Maybe start nibbling some equities again if the cheapies get cheaper.

>> No.17580879

I've made mistakes

>> No.17580880

>>17580806
If there's any indicator of what the market is doing right now, it would be seen in the VIX [which more or less, tracks the demand for options, whether it be put or call options].

The real winners right now are the people who bought options 2 weeks ago, and funds that were long volatility

>> No.17580888

>>17580823
I really want a day of idiosyncrasies

Tired of everything being a fucking index move or heavily correlated. It's so fucking stupid.

Let's see person 2 person businesses drop 2% and remote less effected companies go up 2%

that would be more sensible

>> No.17580890

>>17580879
This chop is fucking hard to trade and don't let any smug posting convince you otherwise.

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17580896

Why can't god just let me win once?

>> No.17580900

>>17580835
Judging from government behavior, they've been trying to calm people down, while store shelves are emptying here in Seattle. This isn't like Feb 08.

>> No.17580902

>>17580888
I want to see blue chips go up and bond yields go up,

>> No.17580908
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>>17580823
>tomorrow
You mean the rest of our lives? Yes.
AMDCHADS WE RYZEN THE FUCK UP!!! Tomorrow is a big, big day. Get ready.

>> No.17580909

>>17580775
WHY Would you look at the total debt and not the debt service payments?

>>17580776
Doesnt matter
Priced in

>> No.17580913
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I NO RED

>> No.17580912

>>17580900
lmao what are you going to do with 6 months of food when you're dead?

>> No.17580915

>>17580880
I'm not arguing against that. Don't move the goalposts. I completely agree with that and the data backs it up

>> No.17580924
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>>17580909

>> No.17580928
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FERN

>> No.17580929

>>17580912
Lots of food helps after you get the virus from being at a crowded grocery store in line for 50 minutes

>> No.17580931

>was up 36% at one point
>keep getting too greedy and losing it all

how can i stop being like this.

>> No.17580952

>>17580834
>interesting strategy cotton lets see how that works out for him

>> No.17580954

>>17580929
thats why you're supposed to wear your respirator in the grocery store.

>> No.17580953

>>17580931
Put together a strategy if you don't have one. Most likely you are being all twitchy hopping in and out on whim and gut. It's a great way to lose.

>> No.17580956

>>17580928
companies that do stock buybacks are a better fren tho

>> No.17580962
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I devote my life to the line on the screen

>> No.17580961

>>17580929
That's why you do the shopping before the virus hits your area.

>> No.17580964 [DELETED] 

>>17580931
Risk manage
Discipline trading
Understand the idea, test the thesis, know when the gas is used up behind your idea

You have to deal with your own ego, try to be objective, try to ignore noise, and focus on generating the best possible idea you can in the market.

Don't be hurried. Patience too if the idea is mediocre.

>> No.17580971

>>17580913
grats rkg! How's gopro going for you btw?

>> No.17580976

>>17580931
I write what I'm going to do on a notepad every week and do my absolute best to follow it
It helps to avoid FOMO traps and such

>> No.17580983

>>17580953
would you believe me if i told you I was up 98% last week for multiple hours and figured i could squeeze a bit more if i waited?

i ended up losing all of that as well. i think im too worried about missing out on potential gains. i cant shake it.

>> No.17580985

>>17580961
>implying the virus is going to reach my area.

>> No.17580987

Can we talk options? I want to learn more about spreads. Also maybe I'm not looking too hard or using the right terminology, but I'm thinking it should be possible to do something similar to an iron condor across time through calendar spread combinations - what is the correct terminology for this? Also I notice people typically refer to vertical and horizontal spread strategies- does anyone try anything diagonal? I would think some kind of diagonal spread (combo of vertical and horizontal) should exist which would allow even greater abuse of time decay for profit probability.

>> No.17580994

>>17580985
I know the first three numbers

>> No.17580997

anyone have that meme where the dude that just bought and held was up 1% the same week?

>> No.17580998

BULLCHADS RISE UP!

>> No.17581007

>>17580962
>snake eater plays softly in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtBWIQKl2ng

>> No.17581016

>>17580994
I mean I know I've posted my address in here before.

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>>17580983
>would you believe me if i told you I was up 98% last week for multiple hours and figured i could squeeze a bit more if i waited?
Of course. I've done the same thing before.

>> No.17581031
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>>17580998
It's a dragon market. Don't let the fake moves and volatility mess with your sidelines resources.

DCA in slowly and wait for new lows.

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>>17581016
I’m in your area

>> No.17581042

>>17581007
going to your place and asking for gibs

>> No.17581049
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>>17580971
peace love unity respect

>> No.17581062
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There's no need for americans to buy masks

>> No.17581068

>VIX at 30-40% everyday
>market swings like crazy
it pains me so much that don't know how to take advantage of this

>> No.17581072

>>17581031
what about tesla it crabbed all day

>> No.17581075
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17581075

I sold ETSY today.

Good:
Profit of 8.3%, $1845

Bad:
If I would have waited about an hour I could have made another $1200. Fuck me.

>> No.17581079
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17581079

>>17581049
^_^

>> No.17581093

>>17581072
>>17580819

>> No.17581097

>>17581068
you simply have to pick a side. Its that easy

>> No.17581106

does baggies gook gf eat bat soup

>> No.17581116

>>17580444 #
>>17580391 #
This is how it be:
Sudden panic sell
Smart money buys the dip
Then bleeds it out slowly to fools
Don’t spook the cattle, let them feel safe then slowly such them dry.

>> No.17581121

>>17581075
It's fine anon, we're on the precipice of the next leg of this drop. Literally either overnight or tomorrow morning on open we're in freefall again. Don't push your luck in a market like this.

>> No.17581123

>>17581097
strangle option play also works

>> No.17581161

I know that this is about stocks, but I'm going through a refinance I started at 3.5% and since I locked the rate it's dropped to 3%. Should I wait for a better deal? Will a bear market and the fed cutting interest rates give me an even better deal?

>> No.17581163

Ive got KO Puts for 4/17, i just need it to dip a little bit since I just bought, am I good?

>> No.17581164

>>17581068
literally just day trading with moving averages and volume-weighted things. really not that hard if you actually know how to read a chart.

>> No.17581174

>>17581163
your not lmao

>> No.17581192

>>17581163
This was the bottom. We only go up from here.

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>>17581121
Thanks, yeah it sucks, but I'll admit the appeal of being all cash to take advantage of the next drop is what I wanted. That was more important.

Part of me hopes Tesla drops more, because I would like a position before their big battery day in which the rumors are very good news.

Either way, time to bargain hunt!

>> No.17581202

>>17581174
afterhours down 0.4%, with 20 contracts thats almost groceries for a month if it holds

>> No.17581214

>>17580778
>4.5%
Ok but what about 4.2%?
And will the roulette wheel land on red this time?

>> No.17581238

>>17581164
Can't you escape the volume weighted hell by using candles which use a volume metric instead of time metric?

>> No.17581239

>>17580763
This is what the true high IQ anons know.

>> No.17581246

Let me guess, tomorrow's going to be a 4% gap down, right? This fucking crab market

>> No.17581247

Today the bulls got a little charity from Boomer Biden winning Super Tuesday, tomorrow we're back in the red.

Seriously. Bear flags, wedges and volume guys, learn to read them and you'll actually make some money.

>> No.17581255

>>17581246
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17581258

>>17581199
tesla crabbed on an up day, I cant see it doing well, but its so unpredictable

>> No.17581262

>>17580908
oh yea im excited for analyst day ids gunna be gud :DD
Imagine not investing into the greatest company currently existing, lmaoing @ every AMDlet ITT.

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>>17580908
My moneys in the penny stocks are gonna make me a thousandaire from only 20 $$

>> No.17581277

Dumped my bear stuff today and redistributed it amongst a few dividend stocks and a few memes, here's hoping for a glorious return to normal!

>> No.17581279

>>17581258
They are supposed to have some amazing battery advancements to announce. I'm sure it is priced in, but if it gets slammed enough it is a big opportunity.

>> No.17581283

>>17581238
sort of, with tick charts. but tick charts also use volume so it's still useful to use both, i like 512 tick charts a lot or 1600. basically you're looking to see how much weight is behind each green and red candle, you could do that as simply as putting a moving average on volume itself and seeing when there is above-average volume, but there are other things too. chaikin has some good shit that is also free to use.

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>>17580854
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffucking based

Anybody else here actually make real money in 2017? I feel like spending all day flipping pajeet shitcoins as they 10x really prepared me to day trade SPY in this gay ass crab market.

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>>17580669
wait no hentai link? i'll return when there is a non-faggot op, you all have a good night.

>> No.17581296

>>17581202
That doesn't matter at all. Your only hope is that futures tank before the market opens, but there's a lot of shit that can happen in the next ~15.5 hours so.. just pray

>> No.17581305

>>17581283
>you could do that as simply as putting a moving average on volume itself and seeing when there is above-average volume
Yes anyone who actively trades should turn that volume moving average on. No need to add anything in tradingview, just go in to volume setting and check the Volume MA box.

>> No.17581308

>>17581247
You're not one of the weed tripfags without your trip, are you??

>> No.17581313

>>17581279
when around ?

>> No.17581321

>>17581293
>wait no hentai link?
post it and i'll put it in the next OP. i dunno which one you want.

>> No.17581336

>>17580669

I hold gold, junior gold miners and 30y Bundesanleihen. I hope the rest of 2020 is going to be as volatile as the first two months.

>> No.17581340
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EVERYONE SAID IT WOULD CRASH . WHY IT IT INCREASING BY 4 AND 5% EVERY DAY NOW
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BEAR SEASON AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE BECAUSE FED PRINTS DOLLARS AND PUMPS MARKETS WHY IS IT NOT CRASHING

>> No.17581343

>>17581321
https://nhentai.net/g/297680/

Ok anon, you're alright with me now.

>> No.17581348

>>17581321
hentai is honestly such a boomer thing to be into. we zoom zoom now, bring about the e621

>> No.17581357

>>17581313
April

>> No.17581362

>>17581246
snip snab motherfucker, i told you. why didn't you listen? join the day trader chads, take advantage of the volatility in a space where gaps basically never happen (especially in actually legit businesses not penny stocks)

>> No.17581367

>>17581308
Of course he is, he is a Bernie bear who is stuck eating crow and sour grapes like the insufferable faggot he is because he is so fucking out of touch with the world and reality.

>> No.17581383

So Corona was a nothing burger like Chads were saying all along? Beta cucks like weedfag got so BTFO they disappeared and SNSS Anon won't denounce his endorsement like Baggie did?

>> No.17581388

>>17581340
We need to hit some new all time highs before bear market begins and everything goes down by 50% or more over a few years

>> No.17581391

>>17581383
Can't wait for the comeback tomorrow

>> No.17581399

>>17581383
Weedfag didn't disappear, he got banned. Kek'd

>> No.17581402

BULLBROS WHAT THE FUCK CAN I BUY IM SO BULLED UP BUT GOT SO MUCH CA$$$$$HHH

Maybe just get in a healthcare etf? Only going up now that bernie’s Off the menu.

>>17581348
If furries are the future I want no part of it

>> No.17581404

>>17581367
>he trades the news
>he trades politics
>he trades anything but actual stocks
We'll see who is laughing tomorrow bro. It's not my fault you got caught in a rising wedge like a retard.

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>>17581391

>> No.17581408

>>17581305
honestly it's only really important if you're trading particular setups that rely on volume spikes in some form. i like stuff like the chaikin osc because it shows me the momentum of buying and selling pressure, and i throw a hull moving average on that to consider whether it's rising or falling on average, as well as above or below the zero line.

in general i want there to be more volume on the green bars than on the red bars if im going long, so oscillators can help do that.

>> No.17581410

>>17581340
I quite explicitly told you, 1) the market does not move in straight lines, 2) do not bet against the Fed, and 3) shorting the market is HARD

>> No.17581412

>>17581399
THANK YOU BASED MODS

>> No.17581415

>>17581357
I broke even think I should sell today/ moring

>> No.17581416

>>17581383
Afraid so but what do you expect from people who support Bernie? They are delusional self righteous and pretentious faggots out of touch with the world. I'm glad they are gone because the thread qualities have improved now, it looks like the men can trade again in peace here.

>> No.17581424

>>17581404
Sure, sure and I'm sure Trump will get impeached and Bernie will somehow still become President. Hahahahahaha!

>> No.17581426

>>17581340
literally short term short long term long how fucking dumb have you gotta be? are bears really THIS dumb? do you have any idea what it would mean for your daily life if we hit a legit bear market? do you WANT to live in a depression like the 1920's? no you fucking don't you fucking sperg.

>> No.17581433

Short Boeing in anticipation of one year of groundings of the 737 MAX on March 13th

>> No.17581436

>>17581424
Those futures aren't doing so great dude. Watch out.

>> No.17581437

>>17581402
Trust me, I‘ve seen the future. Elon Musk gives everyone their own catgirl/foxgirl and it‘s glorious.

>> No.17581439

>>17581433
>one year of groundings of the 737 MAX
Why?

>> No.17581448

How far would stocks plummet if Bernie got in office

>> No.17581461

So I've been using ONTX here and there as a pump and dump, using the mid-.40 mark as an entry and .50 and above as dump territory. I have a feeling the day is coming sooner rather than later it's not going to be a cheap penny stock for much longer. Wasn't there supposed to be a time around end of Q1 where some big news was going to drop?

>> No.17581467

>>17581448
How far would stocks plummet if Bernie got in office and died of Corona?

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>>17581448
You'd be thrown in jail for the extremely anti-semetic act of owning stocks and being a white male.

>>17581461
kys

>> No.17581472

>>17581399
how do you know? i almost enjoyed filtering all of his tripcodes.

>> No.17581476

>>17581448
Panic sell off, probably. Then rise as a lot of the stuff on his platform can't be done with executive order and would need to go through house and senate for approval. It would depend on seat ratio the dems secured in the election. Very bad if they have majority in house and senate. Not as bad if the republicans control one or both.

>> No.17581477

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DUMP BEARS

>> No.17581478

>>17581448
>>17581467
Kek comrade Bernie would end up feeding bears then bulls.

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17581481

OH NO NO NO NO

BULLCHADS ARE YOU OKAY?

>> No.17581482

>>17581448
healthcare and finance would drop by 50%

>> No.17581497

>>17580745
The last few sparks of thought before brain death

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>>17581481

>> No.17581507

>>17580745
wolf market

>> No.17581508

>>17581481
-0.12% after a +4.2%
>yea you got us bear lmao time for us to give up

>> No.17581509

>>17581439
Should have clarified, March 13th will be one year since the MAX was grounded.
No doubt the media will make a fuss about it as people are already looking to criticize new leadership.
This combined with the recent big purchases from commercial airlines of Airbus planes will be a reminder to people how shit Boeing is lately.

>> No.17581510

>>17581481
Is the bull run officially over?

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>>17581481
NOOOOOOOOOO I THOUGHT MY 0 VOLUME $7 PUMP WAS THE START OF THE GOLDEN BULL
>>17581497
bullish for my tmdx

>> No.17581518
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>>17581500
BULLS ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY BULLS?

>> No.17581522

>>17581472
Because it's against the rules to continuously avoid filters, not to mention that he avoided filters just to then spam the threads to annoy.. hence flooding which is also against the rules

>> No.17581528

>>17581508
This. Bears are so desperate.

>> No.17581529

>>17581518
>-0.2%
It‘s nothing, Jim

>> No.17581531

>>17581508
>this bullcope
hilarious

WE RED TOMORROW LADS

>> No.17581534

It will continue to spike up and down until it eventually crashes for good, you know its true

>> No.17581535

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLQawHJ38Sc

>> No.17581545
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Impressive show bull friends, but you’ll have to deal with me if you plan on ever seeing DOW 27,100 again this decade

>> No.17581560

>>17581545
That looks like a very irresponsible way to hold a sword b-baka!

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>>17581529
>>17581508
Oh, what a coincidence, we're at the tip of a rising wedge on a downtrend and markets are losing upwards momentum. Hmm.... I wonder what happens next?

Hint:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17581570

>>17580987
yes, buy far OTM calls and far ITM puts
that way, you have 2 lottery tickets

>> No.17581575

>>17581534
based retarded doomer that will never make money.

>> No.17581583
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>>17581569
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL MY WIFE? I TRUSTED YOU ALL WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOOOOO??????????

>> No.17581593

>>17581569
NO FOR FUCKS SAKE

>> No.17581598

>>17581415
>I broke even think I should sell today/ moring
Retype that please.

>> No.17581602

Calm down bears,the Asian and European markets must get a chance to pump too

>> No.17581605

>>17581575
I'll make all the money in the world with no risks when it will reach the bottom. And i mean the actual -30% bottom.

>> No.17581606

amr
n

>> No.17581611
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>>17581569
good

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>>17581605
i'm sure you will, with your 3 figure teenager account

>> No.17581620

>>17581605
dont hold your breath

>> No.17581639

>>17581481
>>17581508
>>17581569

so is this what it's like to trade on the daily timeframe and actually hold overnight? whew lads. are you masochists? why do this to yourselves? how do you sleep at night, knowing tomorrow you could get completely rekt financially if price moves against you and no stop loss in the world will save you?

lucky for me, i day trade. market going down, huh? shorts looking good that day. markets getting pumped by the fed? guess im looking for longs lol. hell, even on a good day there are down trends, and on a bad day there are up trends. every single day, it's beautiful, and i know exactly what price is doing in real time, and can actually properly manage my risk on every trade.

but hey, i guess gambling is fun because you might win, even though you can't really know whether you'll win or not, right? sure is gonna suck when that gambling is a loss though... but let's not think about that, that's too painful, right? no no no, surely you'll only win holding overnight. certainly.

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>>17581583
If you get your feelings hurt over this post, you should genuinely go back to R*ddit.

Fuck the absolute brainlets who aren’t all in on puts until late April btw.

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17581647

>worked early
>ended up passing out and taking a nap when I get home
>we get another random 1k surge
What the fuck is going on with this market?

>> No.17581650

>>17581620
Just need some patience, the virus needs be reduced to nothing before summer (impossible) to cancel my theory, markets will wake up soon enough.

>>17581639
Imagine wasting all your day looking at candles lmao

>> No.17581653

>>17581605
okay doomer.

>> No.17581654

>>17581639
nobody is reading that shit kek
lay off the booze, newfag

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>>17581639
how much is your portfolio worth anon?

>> No.17581663

>>17581650
Watching candles all day is fucking awesome.

>> No.17581671

>>17581647
In the medical world, we call it agonal breathing.

>> No.17581673

Guys.... The dow futures are down like 88 points already....

>> No.17581679

DIX still very hard
Gex now firmly positive

I gotta buy something.

>> No.17581680

>>17581650
>imagine wasting 2 hours a day looking at candles and making 10x more than you would at a normie wagecuck job, while working from home

truly terrible existence i have, yep. 1/4 of a full work day, not even half of a part time job, all while being fully financially dependent with no boss. truly i cannot imagine a worse life to have.

>> No.17581691

>>17581658
>t-t-t-t-t-thirteen thousand, anon!!!!!
>u mirin my FIVE FIGURE STACK?????

>> No.17581702

>>17581639
what's ur strat, anon?

>> No.17581711

>>17581680
That’s some hardcore cope brah, I’m even on your side but this is genuine cope.

>> No.17581725

>>17581673
SHUT UP FAGGOT I DIDNT BUY THE TOP AGAIN STOP STTOOOOOP

>> No.17581733
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>>17581673
It's literally nothing. We just had a 50 basis point cut, and probably another 50 bp cut coming in 2 weeks. We are going back to ATH 200%. I'm a long-term bear but only a drooling retard would think otherwise in the near term

>> No.17581734

>>17581702
learn how to read a chart, have a well thought out risk management plan, then it's easy and mostly just wash rinse repeat every day.

>>17581711
?

>> No.17581736

>>17581673
BULLBROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN???? fuck tripfags btw

>> No.17581741

God I fucking hate boomers

>> No.17581753
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>>17581733
I’m a long term bull but you’re a fucking moron if you think we’re not kissing 295 again before next week.

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>>17581741
insightful post anon, you're going to make it

>> No.17581781

>>17581733
>nothingburger
you bulls have been touting this all week and have been wrong like 90% of the time.

We're going to hit an even lower low, if you think this is the end of the crisis you have lost touch. This is what you get for trusting your gut instead of trusting the technicals.

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17581794

>futties

That’s it. It’s ogre.

>> No.17581805

>>17581781
what do the technicals tell you

>> No.17581807

>>17581794
Where’s the red I wanna buy

>> No.17581818

lol you guys fell for the bull trap again

>> No.17581822

>>17581598
should I dump it

>> No.17581836

Does TD Ameritrade pay the $75 fee to transfer Robinhood accounts?

>> No.17581843
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17581843

what the fuck is happening in China right now? are factories open again?

>> No.17581845

>>17581673
It’s over we got too cocky bullchads

>> No.17581848
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17581848

Yeah Bullchads, I'm thinking we're back! :)

>> No.17581852

>he bought the dip
>into a pandemic
LMAO

>> No.17581859

>>17581822
It depends on what you bought it at.

>> No.17581860
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based Xi killed it's own country to destroy western economy

>> No.17581872

>>17581860
This is why he has the mandate of heaven.

>> No.17581878

>>17581805
They tell me low-volume gains are a sell signal and that a bear flag has been building for the past few days that will inevitably give way to a dive when the downside breaks out tomorrow morning.

>> No.17581885

>>17581852
IM GONNA
IM GONNA
AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAaaaAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17581890
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hmmm

>> No.17581893

>>17581878
It better, i've been sitting on pretty worthless tsla puts and sqqq calls

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>>17581890
post yfw they were only paying NREMT-Ps $40/hr to screen plague victims kek

>> No.17581930

>>17581843
They haven't fully recovered, a region is still nearly entirely shut down.

>> No.17581931

>>17581781
What's it called when you break out of the top side of the rising wedge?

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SAY HELO TO MY LITEL FRIEN

>> No.17581959

>>17581878
thank you. how are you positioned to take advantage?

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>>17581848
Doesn't mean anything dumbass the month just started. In fact if we already have that much volume in the first 3 trading days of the month? FUCKING BULLISH

>> No.17581973

KO down 1% after hours?
Is this my chance?

>>17581843
Heh
Bretty good gif

>>17581848
We are back
No amount of arrows can convince me otherwise.

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who cares if tomorrow's red, they fucking pumped spy from 300 to 310, at best it'll go to 305

>> No.17581980

>>17581848
>>17581963
so this is the power of bearchads

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>>17581931
It's a bear flag, literally picture perfect. There isn't going to be a breakout upwards.

>> No.17581994

>>17581890
Most likely the employee messed up at some point and didn't wear ppe on one or two occasions or contaminated themselves while removing ppe for the day. If airport can't prove it and employee won't admit to it this is the resulting official story.

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>>17581673
We've gone from GOLDEN BULL market to GIANT VOLATILE CRAB market. I look forward to the dow swinging up and down by 1000 points a day for the next month

>> No.17582001

>>17581963
That's not a monthly chart, anon. :)

>> No.17582006
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Damn I can buy an AUTOGRAPHED "Corey Booker 2020" T-shirt on ebay right now for only $20


And you people thought the bull market was over

>> No.17582007

>>17581994
yeah more worrying is how he probably thought he was fine but he was touching people while potentially infectious

>> No.17582009

>>17582001
yes it is you fucking retard lmao

>> No.17582011
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>virus can go through the protective gear
>it can be transfered via money
>anybody can be already infected, but symptoms will be seen in 5 days time
>tfw virus is literally unkillable

>> No.17582022

>>17582011
And best of all, it mostly kills old people.

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>>17581979
I agree. I actually don't care which way the market goes so long as there is enough of a movement for me to scalp my daily ~$2k. That said, tomorrow will be red.

>> No.17582029

>>17581983
Also note the very sharply decreasing volume. I'd say we have maybe one day of crab left or we're in freefall tomorrow. Either way, EOW we're going to be way down.

>> No.17582030

kek, getting ready to sell ontx for a nice gain just in time for my funds to take a big shat due to the virus fears running rampant. Timing shall work in my favor cause oh hey my funds will be cheap as hell and there I'll be with a nice wad to dump into them. Then as the market rebound glorious gains and profit shall be mine all due to things working in my favor. Over the next 26 years I'll add to them of course, assuming the bare bones 8% rate of return, I'll have a nice fat wad waiting for me at the end of it all. Dividing the wad by 12 gives me over 10k per month. I don't know about you but 10k a month is kinda excessive and obscene especially when oh my this would be just 1/4 of my income streams. Don't you just love it when you know when your an old fuck you can just kick back and just not give two shits about much.

>> No.17582035

>>17582022
Let the boomer purge begin. Like when a wildfire clears the old rotting wood

>> No.17582040

>>17582026

Based fellow scalper Chad.

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>>17582009
Yeah bro, I forgot there were 24 months in a year. My bad, sorry!

>> No.17582059

>>17582026
That would be wayyy too convenient.

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>>17582022

The boomer scum will finally be purged.

>> No.17582070

>>17582030
I thought ONTX was supposed to go to $3/share ...
what happened to the original ONTX investment thesis that everyone was so excited about?

>> No.17582077

>>17582052
>posts a different chart
jesus you're dumb. i'm glad you'll always be poor for your retard performance you've shown here today

>> No.17582083

>>17582052
>last tick is down
>we were way up today
Fuck off with your inspect element bullshit delusional bullfag

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Boom Boom Crash

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>>17582077
>>17582083
you guys can't be serious, right? we're all just baiting each other, right?

>> No.17582121

this market is free money kek

It's behaving at 60 IQ

>> No.17582128
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>>17582029
>>17581983
Wouldn't it be a bear flag on the daily and rising wedge on the minutes? It looks like it has just enough room to run into the end of Friday if it doesn't break.

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>futures soaring

Bullbros...we're back.

>> No.17582137
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Nikkei 225 Futures RED
S&P 500 Futures RED
Nasdaq Futures RED

Can you hear it? It's the sound of the fall

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Don’t worry anon, I’ll be seeing you again real soon

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>>17582132
>>17582137

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>> No.17582155
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guys what do i do in this market?
i'm all cashed out and just can not bring myself to put it in.
you can't tell me this isn't a bulltrap.
you can't tell me that shit isn't going catch up with us double quick.

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>>17582137
>>17582141
I bought some puts at close.

Not bearish, just playing the market right now.

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>>17582128
Whoops, fucked up my memeline.

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>>17582121
the market does seem super weird and retarded
any time it feels like that, be careful, don't get overexposed in either direction

>>17582132
we went from 3000 to 3100 in what, 24 hours?
last time it took a month!

>> No.17582174

>>17582132
The only future surging is the VIX, my friend.

>> No.17582182

>>17582155

look at fundamentals only:
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>> No.17582190

BEARS ARE BACK BITCHES

>> No.17582192

Are we dumping?

>> No.17582202
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17582204

The state of Nikkei

>> No.17582211

>>17580669
>Mfw we only have at most 4-5 25 basis point cuts left to keep the market up

I'm waiting until the Fed gets down to .5-.75% then I'm liquidating everything and going into gold. The game is too fucking obvious now, it's literally just the Fed pumping up the entire market.

>> No.17582212

>>17582165
It's super easy to predict in decent time horizons right now.

>> No.17582214

>>17582155
I can and I will, what happens after hours doesn't mean shit overall when it comes to the next day or week or month.

>> No.17582216

>>17582182
>believing chinese numbers
anon, i...

>> No.17582222
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I am glad that I was here when it happened

>> No.17582226

>>17582182
Literally the numbers in my head are more accurate than that.

>> No.17582233
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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17582239

picked a hell of a time to stop sniffing glue

>> No.17582241

>>17582222
What did he mean by this???

>> No.17582242

>>17582216
when you exclude China the number of cases in South Korea, Europe and USA is growing rapidly

I think the 2nd wave of red is upon us

>> No.17582246

>>17582211
if the game is obvious to you, it will be to others. perhaps you should get into gold now.

>> No.17582256

>>17582246
I'm already into gold. PMs and crypto are a majority of my portfolio.

>> No.17582258

>>17582246
Dragon Market

Hoards are nice to have right now

>> No.17582261
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Will you mouthbreathing retards just fuck off already? Futures are down like 0.3%, it's fucking nothing. Also futures literally do not matter, it always swings at open

>> No.17582262
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17582262

Alright everyone, the tech expert here, we have two possible scenarios:
>hard sell-off tomorrow that breaks through bottom of the bear flag and sends us plummeting until the weekend
>soft sell-ff rebounds off the bottom and leads to a very low-volume crab market friday, with a BIBLICAL sell-off come monday

These are your two options, pick your poison.

>> No.17582264

I picked a terrible week to close down the brappfarm

>> No.17582266

>>17582241
we already hit the iceberg

how long until someone notices that the entire market is sinking?

>> No.17582267

Guys I think I figured it out. We have to re-elect Donald J. Trump so that companies can continue their growth and we can all make more money.

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>>17582246
I have made about 19k off of puts on AU and GLD thus far. Not a lot of money but gold that you can't hold in your hand isn't the safe haven you think it is.

>>17582261
cope harder, non-scalp chad

>> No.17582270
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Release the bear

>> No.17582284

>>17582261
SPY has lost almost 1/5th of the daily gains after-market today.

All that is necessary to crush those low-volume gains today is for tomorrow to gap lower on open and prompt a sell-off.

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17582305

>>17582267
1) fuck off tripfag
2) out of all the chink hotties in the world, you somehow managed to marry an ugly one
3) as such, please kys before your COPD does

>> No.17582314

>>17582261
How do you expect anyone to take your worthless pumps seriously when it can barely hold itself up while still being 10% down from last week? Bulls are losing against time, it's becoming clear that the recovery is slower than the crash.

>> No.17582317

>>17582267
Unironically this

>> No.17582318

>>17582265
>gold that you can't hold in your hand isn't the safe haven you think it is.
should the day come that i can't rely on contract law, it will be the lead that i own that i give high value

>> No.17582320

>>17582266
I feel like I've read this same quote before
just like in 2012, and 2015, and 2018, and 2019....

>> No.17582322

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1IevLq9tkwZHxxdX2jWizaS4VC_NtaGUFlridHcNAjPI/edit#gid=1972620015

someone might like this if they are getting into options. look at the TT compendium

>> No.17582324

>>17582284
I think we've all agreed Thursday is sell off day

>> No.17582327

>>17582155
DAYTRADE
YOU
FAGGOT

>> No.17582330
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17582330

>>17582318
You have a good point there, I admit.

>FUTURES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAA

>> No.17582332

>>17582262
Can I have both?

>> No.17582333
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17582333

>>17582246
>>17582256
I've been accumulating PMs since last year, crypto for longer, so far I have:

8 oz gold
550 oz silver
1 oz platinum

8 BTC
6 BCH
6 BSV
32 ETH
20 LTC
5000 XRP
1000 LINK

All I want to do is NEET off to some small modest house/condo/apt and not have to office wageslave anymore. Am I dreaming?

>> No.17582338
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17582338

Don't worry bullbros, the bears won't hurt you relax!

>> No.17582339

>>17582324
Tell that to all the retards buying FOMO calls at market close today.

>> No.17582344

May buy a few share of Data Dog upon successful ONTX stock sale. Been looking at them, liking what I've been reading.

>> No.17582345

>>17582305
We're not even married, and that's not a nice thing to say.

>> No.17582348

>>17582261
It's rejecting a key level like it did on March 3rd. Would you buy here?

>> No.17582359

>>17582305
Fuck off fag, Baggie is a Chad who recognizes value. Lower divorce rate, higher IQ, naturally submissive, and Asians are like Jews with money. Trust me baggie must getting some deep gains with her.

>> No.17582366

>>17582348
It's just cooling off so we can run up to 27.5k tomorrow.

>> No.17582370

>>17582262
Or
>Sanders loses
>Trump victory secured
>Markets up 6 gorillion percent
>Everyone gets rich
>We all make it

>> No.17582375
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17582375

>>17582333
>8 oz gold
nation states have literal tons
>550 oz silver
boomers have literal tons in the form of silverware
>1 oz platinum
for what purpose?
>8 BTC
what happens when the power goes out?
>6 BCH
it is 2020
>6 BSV
i sure hope you're a pajeet
>32 ETH
can't fault you there
>20 LTC
ok boomer
>5000 XRP
lmao
>1000 LINK
can't fault you here either desu

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17582384

>>17582348
Why don't you go learn how the Federal Reserve works son. They are literally putting a floor below the market. They will cut to 0 and maybe further and continue repos and go into full blown QE and the market will go higher despite all you dumbfuck bears screeching about MUH MMT or MUH INFLATION. God I am gonna screencap this whole thread to laugh at you in a week, laugh even more in a month, and I would in a year if I could but you'll have long since committed suicide by then

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17582404

>>17582384
cope

>> No.17582406

>>17582375
I mean... sure I'd have more if I could, unfortunately I am not a nation state though

>> No.17582408

Are we dumping tomorrow? Fuck

>> No.17582411

FUCKING FINE
YOU ASSHOLES ARE NO HELP

I JUST BOUGHT MSFT AT $169

>> No.17582422

>>17582408
bouncing off and mooning tmr

>> No.17582425

>>17582411
you have to start a post by antagonizing a group of people, or intentionally be retarded. now you know for next time.

>> No.17582427

>>17582404
>no rebuttal
>c-cope!!!
ok zoomer

>> No.17582433

>>17582384
>0 rates
they're literally few points from 0 so what's the difference?
>QE
of course, but this is not going to help when the panic starts

>> No.17582435

>>17582411
>ee boht?

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17582438

Rate my risk vs return kek

>> No.17582451

>>17582384
This isn't a floor, we're 1% off a rising trend line that would still have us reaching ATH by March 13th, obviously it isn't going to hold even if the FED keeps rate cutting.

>> No.17582460

>>17582438
That's pretty much where you want to be.

>> No.17582463

>>17582433

The difference is literally 1.25% are you retarded?

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17582467

>>17582451
nice Fud. rate my buy

>> No.17582480

>>17582384
>trying to solve a supply problem with a liquidity solution
Go for it dude, rate cuts won't end supply shortages.

>> No.17582481

>>17580854
Tesla is stupid over priced, I don't care how many trucks they show, that needs to come way down before I buy Elon's failed projects

>> No.17582488

I'm heading to the gas station, anyone want anything?

>> No.17582502
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17582502

Don't lose your spirits. Stay on course.

>> No.17582503

>>17582488
get me a payday bar pls, in the mood for some peanuts idk why

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17582505

>>17582501
>>17582501
>>17582501

>> No.17582506

>>17582488
ALC
MORE ALC

>> No.17582509
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17582509

>stepping infront of a charging bull
Nothing personal kid

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17582513

Guys look, even CockShits is catching on

>> No.17582522

>>17582467
Big yikes/10

>> No.17582534

>>17582481
>still shorting TSLA
When will you learn?
Will you buy in after they announce a world changing battery?
Will you buy in when half the semi trucks are self driving Tesla’s?
Will you buy in after bankrupt the competition?
When will you get in if not now?

>> No.17582535

>>17582522
why? virus is priced in clown , usd is about to bumraep

>> No.17582542

>>17582502
>faster spreading
>infections have trailed off
Confirmed for pajeet-tier misinformation

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17582543

>>17582488
I'll take a 40 of anything & some pepperoni

>> No.17582545

>>17582333
That's an impressive stack boi. But I think you should have some exposure to stocks even if it's through bear ETFs.

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17582547

>>17581733
> another 50 bp cut coming in 2 weeks
Kek. Today Bullard literally said that the March meeting will likely be nothing more than a corona update and not to expect a cut.

>> No.17582558

>>17580761
After doing some research I have a feeling tomorrow.
There has been a pull back most mornings in the last 8 days: beginning on bell people will sell until SPY loses roughly 1.5% (307 lowest any lower and I get invalidated) and bears will go nucking futs buying all kinds of puts, so sell them btw values will crash later in the day.

The green screaming wojaks will appear and tripfags will be about causing all kinds of havoc. Sorry though, this will cause a dip buy literally millions of people have been waiting for all day. These are the taxi drivers and they do not give a FUCK about your technicals or Coronavirus.

Just like the last few green days, at some point a rush will infect the markets, eventually ending at a 2% gain from yesterday or about 317, this + COST earnings blowing the fuck out legendarily will drive markets to stop the pullback phase and just go crazy however, there must be a calm down and at about 323 will start a close of 318 and honestly probably a smallish bearish week down about 3%.

TL;DR buy 322 SPY calls at 307-308 and probably make 1000% gains.

>> No.17582590

>>17582543
the pepperoni is chad shit, I'll have some as well
to drink? any tea with no sugar in it

>> No.17582596

>>17582545
I do actually, about $5k in GDX/GDXJ/Barrick/Metalla

>> No.17582598

>>17581639
I slept all day because I was out partying and I lost like 4 grand.
Lol who cares.

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17582607

>>17582488
unironically i'll take a corona ty anon =]

>> No.17582626

>>17582598
>I slept all day because I was out partying and I lost like 4 grand.
i've had that happen plenty of times.. closed some positions today just because I know i might not be up in time tomorrow to trade for that very reason

>> No.17582635

>>17582411
lol guess it really is bear time

>> No.17582654

>>17582626
it sucks but that's what I get for trying to "play" the market then falling the fuck to sleep.

I don't really think the bear is gone so I should have plenty of time to make it back.

>> No.17582662

>>17582535
Japanese Yen has the power of God and anime on its side.

>> No.17582670

>>17582662
Ok punk. I will be making racks off of this epic battle between USD and Yen

>> No.17582677

>>17582654
I try to set reasonable sell limits now just incase.. If i miss out on some gains it's better than losing out on gains.. sometimes i lose from sleeping in.. but i refuse to not enjoy my life just to trade or to work..

I don't think the bear is gone either

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17582732

BTW don't know if any of yous cared/noticed but I've keeping an eye on water and most of it looks more stable (since the big one) compared to other stocks to me.

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>>17582534
I might just be ornery, because I bought at around 300, then Elon goes and smokes weed taking about how he is gonna go private for 420 a share, IRS started poking around and I got out even.
If I held for the year...well you see how much I could've made.

I'm angry at Elon, but I'm more mad at myself

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17582878

who here gambling butt $PLUG earnings tomorrow?

>> No.17582902

>>17582878
me bb

>> No.17583020

>>17580790
>Image returns 3d printed food

Got a Ticker?

>> No.17583066

>>17583020
Fuck off newfag

>> No.17583101

>>17582513
Noooooo not my heckin marketerino!!!

>> No.17583149

>>17582635
hey

fuck you

old billy gates gonna make me a mint

>> No.17583187

>>17583066
why you gotta be mean??

>>17583020
DDD

>> No.17583512

but guys whats gopnna happen to Tesla

>> No.17583550

>>17582779
ill ber mad at elon for you anon when it tanks tomorrow