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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the spring? I'll give you 50 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.17578013

>>17577953
it sounds like you need a vacation

>> No.17578028

>>17577953
Can't wait for this post to hit single digits. God bless you, Anon.

>> No.17578038

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I will send 10 of these coins to the first person to stick a tube off toothpaste in their anus, timestamp it with a paper that says “G-d bless uncle moshe”

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>>17578038
>My uncle Moshe
>shekels
>stick a tube off toothpaste in their anus
Yeah, right.

>> No.17578173

>>17577953
best post on biz rn

>> No.17578364

The year is 2021.
I am financially liberated.
The pink wojaks roam the streets with their paper cubes painted blue, sometimes I take pity on them and throw up one $ADA in the air to watch them struggle to get it. it will allow a lucky one livelihood for a year.
I invite a 16 y/o masseuse over later today to pleasure me. When she will enter my home, her eyes will roll in exstasy as she will realize I am in the top .001% of the population thanks to my investment in Cardano. I will use her and give her a generous tip of 2 $ADA for her service. she will thank me with tears in her eyes and pray that I ask for her service again.
It is after noon, I am late for my meeting with Elon, to talk about the asteroid belt mining operation, but he will wait for me.
I get in my private anti-gravity craft and nearly teleport up to Eden, the freshly built space station.
After I sign my investment of 10,000 $ADA for 40% of the company, I head back home.
My short haired tomboy petite daily gf I invited off the catalogue is waiting naked in the bed. Tomorrow I might have a different one, depending on my desires.
I owe all to Charles Hoskinson, the smartest man on Earth. Also responsible for curing ageing, solving interspace travel, and making waifus real, or (you) 2d, if you choose.
Thank you Charles.

>> No.17578393

>>17577953
Pay now before it costs you 125 LINK.

>> No.17578570

>>17578028

Dude it’s gonna be amazing

>> No.17578607

>>17577953
How long has this post been around? I remember it being over 1000 linkies for one month's rent.