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>> No.17561438

https://youtu.be/9o6xSs2At3E

>> No.17561445
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17561445

first for green tomorrow

>> No.17561448
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17561448

>he didnt buy the dip

>> No.17561449

vote bernie

>> No.17561450

fuck tripfags

>> No.17561451

>>17561423
DESTROYERS will destroy everything!

>> No.17561461
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>>17561449
no

>> No.17561469

i havet even checked today, only woke up an hour ago, whats going on. are we mooning or coronavirusing today

>> No.17561478

>>17561469
down 3% today

>> No.17561480

>>17561445
if tomorrow is green, ill retire my trip and leave this general forever. (i'll come back in six months under a new trip and with a new personality)

>> No.17561483

>>17561469
Corooooning

Still Above my buy levels last week in MSFT and COST though?

>> No.17561484

>>17561469
Market is conflicted about direction at the moment.

>> No.17561485

>>17561449
Why would you do that? You want cheapies so bad you'd sell out your country?

>> No.17561491

>>17561280
normies will never enter the stock market, stop being delusional, just look how many retail investors there are despite negative interest rates.

>> No.17561492

>people thinking dead cat bounce is a rising wedge
You are all going to be very sorry.

Dow going down 800 pts tomorrow.

>> No.17561494

Please just tell me what to buy tomorrow morning. Thats all you have to do.

>> No.17561497
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17561497

>when I meme mid-2000s emoticons back into common parlance through posting volume
:O

>> No.17561503
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>>17561469
The Bears are back in town

>> No.17561505

>>17561491
in Germany*

>> No.17561509
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17561509

every time things start looking up, they find a way to pump it

>> No.17561511
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17561511

BULLS WW@

GET READY FOR A 2000 POINT RISE TOMORROW

>> No.17561512

>>17561494
SQQQ and ride it down to the floor

>> No.17561513

>>17561485
Uh, absolutely? Fuck everyone else.

>> No.17561517
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>>17561480
If tomorrow is red I'l-
actually that's pointless tomorrow will be green 100% green

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>>17561449
no, I don't want hyperinflation thanks retard.

I liked Buttigieg. Biden obviously has dementia but he's still better than Bernie on economics alone.

>> No.17561522

>>17561494
Puts bro, we going down after the fed rate cut and the dump.

>> No.17561530

>>17561492
>people unable to recognize a rising wedge from a dead cat bounce
You are all going to be very sorry.

Dow going up 800 pts tomorrow.

>> No.17561532
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>>17561494
Mgdonal's egg mcmuffin. I suggest the sausage option.

>> No.17561546

>>17561448
>Buying a dip
>Ever
Sorry bullbetas. I made another 20% off inverse today. SQQQ GANG. PUT GANG.

>> No.17561550

>>17561480
So nothing will have changed.

>> No.17561552

>>17561494
canned goods and toilet paper

>> No.17561563
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>>17561532
t.

>> No.17561568

>>17561492
>>17561530
>TA retards at work
imagine believing in voodoo magic

>> No.17561577

>>17561511
I'll be honest with you bullfag, the best you could hope for is a soft recession and market correction

the more violent it tries to rise, the harder it will crash.
the illusion of a Booming Economy is dead, you are asking for a literal stock bubble that will burst harder and faster than 1929

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>>17561494
https://palmettostatearmory.com/federal-xm193bk-5-56-1000rd-case.html

>> No.17561584

Will eat my dick if tomorrow is red.

>> No.17561587

>>17561520
If Bernie wins the general I'll make money.
If Trump wins I'll be ecstatic mining the salt.
If Biden wins I'll laugh my fucking ass off as he Alzheimer's his way through everything.

It's a win-win-win for me

>> No.17561590

Yesterday my boss came back from 2 business trips in Sanfrancisco and Portland. He went home sick yesterday and is still staying home. I feel like I might be getting a fever with slight jitters. Did I contract the manufactured chink bat aids?

>> No.17561597

Even bernie won't give us hyperinflation, the global demand for dollars is too damn high.

We'd have to really go crazy. Congress would have to agree to appointing an illiterate to head the Fed. There's just so much standing in Bernie's way from getting the things he wants.

>> No.17561608

>>17561587
>If Biden wins I'll laugh my fucking ass off as he Alzheimer's his way through everything.
I do look forward to more cornpop style stories.

>> No.17561612

why did markets react poorly to rate cut anyway

>> No.17561614

>>17561494
TVIX

>> No.17561619
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>>17561511
sounds good to me
Just bought 100k

>> No.17561625

>>17561590
go freeze some sperm before it's too late

>> No.17561636

>>17561568
Please don't lump me in with those TA retards

>> No.17561637

>>17561587
Does Biden even know what year presidential election he is running in?

>> No.17561650

>>17561511
>he bought at the top

>> No.17561653

>>17561612
Trump, being a moron, shot his wad too early
Dropping the rate that much that quickly is a sign that things are very bad behind the scenes

>> No.17561658
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>>17561590
Yes

>> No.17561678

>>17561587
You'll make money if you're short or in puts sure but how long will you keep it in terms of purchasing power if Bernie and his expensive ideas trigger hyperinflation? He's not even close to paying for all his programs with proposed taxes.

I would cash out to gold in the case of a Bernie win. Look at who he has for his economic advisors: literally MMT cranks. He wants to end the independence of the fed so he can pressure the fed into printing 100 trillion dollars for social programs.

>> No.17561681
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17561681

lel the shitshow at Robinhood forced me to hold on to my SQQQ
Iiterally my only stock right now as I switch to another broker

>> No.17561685

>>17561492
brah its higher highs and higher lows. thats a wedgy you normie

>> No.17561687

>>17561568
Still better than gambling with options. This is /smg/, not /otg/.

>> No.17561692

>>17561584
Boi after today you're either retarded or love the taste of dick

>> No.17561693

>>17561494
You book yourself an appointment with a local asian mistress in your area who you will refer to as "Mistress Corona" and she will give you your money's worth in cock and ball torture and feet which is way better than what anyone here suggests to you. Honestly, this is a High IQ move here compared to what everyone is posting.

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>>17561590

>> No.17561703
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17561703

Park my beemer next to ya Sentra nigga like a bird just shit on yo car

>> No.17561728

>>17561494
Face mask or respirator plus filter, airtight goggles, alcoholic disinfectant and alcoholic wet wipes, a new console with some games, and a kindle

>> No.17561732

God I love getting my asshole reamed by big black cocks.

>> No.17561742

ALL IN SQQQ
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD

>> No.17561747

>>17561494
Short all the stocks

>> No.17561749

>>17561700
Jesus Christ baggy. Fucking funny

>> No.17561753

>>17561732
You know you can use the real trip as illustrated here. >>17561700

>> No.17561762

>>17561742
>ALL IN SQQQ
I don't know man, my ID is suggesting QQQ will be green tomorrow.

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>>17561678
Look at the hubris of this guy and tell me he isn't planning to make the fed print a fuckload of money to pay for social programs.

>> No.17561788

>>17561732
Same but unironically. White dick is better tho

>> No.17561789

>flat line after market

Its dead

>> No.17561792
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17561792

wouldn't it be nice if it gapped down tomorrow? pls give your energy to da bears

>> No.17561806

>>17561789
Everyone went home, they're all tired of this silly market.

>> No.17561812

>>17561732
Baggie we know, that's why you take HIV meds. No reason to be so lewd.

>> No.17561814

https://twitter.com/AielloTV/status/1234939903290564608

OHNONONONONONONONONO IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY. THIS VIRUS IS ANTI-SEMETIC.

>> No.17561818

Just applied for a $14k loan to buy after the crash in April.

>> No.17561825

>>17561812
Does his gook gf know about it?

>> No.17561830

FUCK IM FEELING IT IN MY THROAT NOW
at least china has to resort to slave labor to try and fix their economy

>> No.17561841

>>17561825
She may be a gook. But she's his gook

>> No.17561843
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>>17561814
Oy vey

>> No.17561846

>>17561814
>(((they))) get corona'd
>vaccine comes out the next day

>> No.17561849

>>17561814
top cringe /pol/retard

>> No.17561854
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17561854

Is it too late to try to make a living day trading
Been messing around with simulator demo accounts or whatever they're called and I really like it, I'm talking about making 45 or so usd a day. Honestly I feel kind of ashamed asking to be spoonfed on a question that probably gets asked every day here but, am I delusional? Do I need a lot of money to start up with? ty

>> No.17561859
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17561859

I bought the SPY dip this morning.

Did I catch the biggest falling knife of my life? How long will I be holding these bags?

>> No.17561869

>>17561825
Fuck if I know, I mean Baggie wouldn't lose brownie points with me if he didn't. The kid is going to make regardless of what happens. You should have seen him drunk and pissed off on here when he found out about it like 2 years ago and baggie is still around. Baggie is resilient.

>> No.17561880

>>17561854
you can make 45 usd in about 2 minutes with the volatility we have right now

>> No.17561886
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>>17561859
>I bought the SPY dip this morning.
congratulations on buying into a rising wedge, its green tomorrow. lower volume with higher lows. You're safe anon

>> No.17561888

>>17561449
BERN IT DOWN 2020
Fuck this market lmao.

>> No.17561893

The worst is yet to come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlSxPouPCIM

>> No.17561899

>>17561859
You either caught it with your hand on the handle or it's going to land on your face with the blade...

>> No.17561903

>>17561854
also you'll need 25k minimum. 30k to allow room for errors.

>> No.17561911

>>17561869
That's impressive.

>> No.17561917

>>17561886
what a fucking retard. stop posting you inbred mongoloid.

>> No.17561953 [DELETED] 

Will Bernouts riot tonight or do I have to wait until July to see major US west coast cities on lockdown?

>> No.17561964

>>17561917
>Being mad and cringy
Its not a good look senpai. Also my TA is on point

>> No.17561968
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17561968

BTFD!!!

>>17561859
YOU DID GOOD
I’m about to buy myself

>> No.17561975

>>17561964
>coming in here with some new trip and acting like youve been here for more than an hour
yeah im thinking this faggot is max cringe.

>> No.17561978
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXzFPl7UdgQ

>> No.17561996

>>17561911
Yup life can take away everything except your fight. What a true inspiration. Seeing him post on here is like watching Freddie Mercury sing after he found out about his HIV. I'm not trying to be facetious, both Baggie and Freddie are cool in my book.

>> No.17562000

>>17561975
>Jealous of my trip
Its understandable, who are you? I've been here since 1991, son.

>> No.17562009

>>17561975
senpai bobo do think spy could be $287 by 3/9?

>> No.17562011
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An entire year of growth, gone in a week.

>> No.17562017

>>17562000
stop, im actually getting goosebumps i feel so embarrased for you. its really cringe.

>> No.17562025
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Now hopefully denialist retards will understand

>> No.17562047

>>17562017
Did I trigger you by diagnosing you with NEET cringe-syndrome? We all know if you had rino after words it becomes DANK. You are cringerino my dood!

>> No.17562060

>>17561854
it's never too late.. just gotta trade both directions

>> No.17562065

>>17562011
obv a wedge retard itll all come back by tomorrow definitely not completely fucked

>> No.17562070

>>17561996
Does Baggy actually have HIV?

>> No.17562075

>>17562065
Yup

>> No.17562095

>>17562009
everything to me screams deadcat/bull trap. the first deadcat/bulltrap after a massive bull market like we had psychologically tells people after the first dip and failed rally that it would be best to get out before new lows. the previous spy low was 285. i think once we crack 292-295ish, we start to see accelerated selling. i cant tell you that itll be 287 by 3/9, but my high probability bet is it goes down (im short rn). i really dont fuck with options because ive known some people who lost a lot of money on them and for me im more about compounding my wins and cutting my losers.

>> No.17562106

friendly reminder that stocks is a zero sum game. trillions of dollars didn't go "missing"; Bankers are just taking profits before filing their taxes next month lmao

>> No.17562120

DIX at 45

I just bought big and DCAd down on svxy... that might’ve been retarded.

>> No.17562134

>>17561494
food, PPE, weapon, and whatever you need to stay indoors for 6 months

>> No.17562141

>>17562106
>filing 2020 profits on 2019 taxes

>> No.17562156

>>17562095
>everything to me screams deadcat/bull trap
But that's because you don't know what low volume + higher lows means. Your TA sucks.
> i really dont fuck with options
I'd say its because you're a pussy, but it has more to do with you don't understand shit.

Also how TF are you shorting without puts? Literally kys

>> No.17562180

>>17562156
why is this brainlet even trying to justify himself to me? jesus what a cringe faggot lmfao.

>> No.17562190

>>17562141
I finished my 2019 IRA deposit yesterday. The fiscal year ends in april bruh

>> No.17562203

>>17562011
shoulda bought sqqq famalam

>> No.17562205

>>17561449
Socialists get helicopter rides

>> No.17562227
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>>17562180
Why is this retard pretending to short things but doesn't trade options? MAX CRINGE

>> No.17562232

Is there one fucking global market indicator that updates data quickly?

>> No.17562239

>>17562232
your mom

>> No.17562246

>>17562070
Yes man, this isn't a troll. I'm sure his raging is still archived somewhere so you can see when he found out. I mean, it's not like he denies it on here if you ask him. It's just one of those things where a dude in life had shit luck but knowing Baggie he likes to take risk so I don't know. He isn't a bad guy but I sure as hell wouldn't want my daughter marrying him if I had one, fuck that.

>> No.17562252

>>17562180
Also
>buying stonks
>EVER
What are you a fuckin' B00MER?

>> No.17562254

>>17562120
you were supposed to sell SVXY at 52 and wait for the second bunny ear, watch the new cio where he gives stats on the vix.. youll still come out on top but time is money so...

>> No.17562256

>>17562232
your moms anus flexes instantly

>> No.17562275

>>17562252
>y-yeah, h-ha-ha, look guys, s-see rising wedge? haha, j-just like the textbook says.

>> No.17562283

Baggy, do you really have AIDS/HIV? I know you would never lie

>> No.17562309

>>17562275
>Doesn't even trade
>Pretends to
CRINGE

>> No.17562312

>>17561423
Can someone post the hentai of corona virus fucking the economy?

>> No.17562314

>>17562025
>Worst case scenario 80% contract the virus
>500000 death
More like 12500000. Death rate of the virus is closer to 5% than 0.2%

>> No.17562325

>>17562205
And it will be "free". Just like their policies

>> No.17562328

>>17562309
i can tell just by how much offence you take that youre a newfag. its fucking hilarious. come suck on nuterino's with your moutherino faggot

>> No.17562339

>>17562312
Yes please, didn't get a chance to save it.

>> No.17562349

>>17562312
https://www.addictinggames.com/strategy/pandemic-2

>> No.17562353

Are the markets going to continue to dump tomorrow? I sold off all my shit today.

>> No.17562354

>>17562314
Don't make bullshit up, the mortality for a country that has a decent prepared hospitals is around 1-2%, the problem is the virus spike that might make hospitals go tilt and make mortality quite a lot higher.

>> No.17562359

>>17562328
Man you are seriously one insufferable faggot. All you do is argue with people, no one cares. Did your parents hug you too much as a kid or something, wtf?

>> No.17562379

>>17562349
No I mean the actual Hebraic picture of the Chinese chick begging the blonde chick

>> No.17562380

>>17562328
>HahUHaha! u g0t tr0lled n00b
>nuFAG
seriously kys you cringenigger. I have been here longer than you I just don't trip

>> No.17562384

how do I filter this "anonymous" tripfag he's really making me angry

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>>17562339

>> No.17562392

>>17562359
this is coming from a guy who wants to save some hentai from a chilean street shitting forum you cringe faggot lmfao

>> No.17562400

>>17562387
thats a dumbnail

>> No.17562405

>>17561886
Retarded tripnigger.

>> No.17562407

>>17562387
nice

>> No.17562429

>>17562353
If bernie wins tonight expect -5%
if biden wins expect foaming mouthed communist riots and -5%

>> No.17562438

OH GOD THE VIRUS IS MAKING ME COOM ON MY WORK KEYBOARD

>> No.17562440

>>17562387
desu i like the virus-chan's looks much better

>> No.17562445

>>17562438
New symptom?

>> No.17562454

What's the difference between sqqq and uvxy if I want to short

>> No.17562473

>>17562454
one is 3x, one is 1.5x

>> No.17562475
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DONG DONG DONG futures open. The whipsaw continues.

>> No.17562487

>>17562354
>Don't make bullshit up, the mortality for a country that has a decent prepared hospitals is around 1-2%, the problem is the virus spike that might make hospitals go tilt and make mortality quite a lot higher.
Is there any country in the world that have enough hospital facility for when 80%×20% population need to rely on mechanical oxygen supply to survive?
Like in Korea in Daegu they're only confirming a few thousand of cases in Daegu a city of 2.5 million people, and still they cannot hospitalize half of them.
Also, the death rate of this virus in unprepared situation like December to early January Wuhan is 17% according to WHO.

>> No.17562509

>>17562475
the best thing is to completely prevent getting it. avoid public gatherings, etc. once hospitals are full you wont be able to get in. its not worth the risk.

>> No.17562517
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> Put $6k in my IRA over the weekend
> Order won't go through until tonight
> mfw over the past two days

>> No.17562526

>>17562487
No but they can try to slow down the virus so they can have more time to prepare

>> No.17562552

>>17562509
but i gotta go to work

>> No.17562561

>>17562473
How come sqqq went up less when it's 3x? Does vix just move more when market goes down?

>> No.17562566

>futures are all -1% worldwide already
yep we're all fucked now.

>> No.17562583

>>17562566
it's been 10 minutes, too early to say

>> No.17562593
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>already tanking in the closed market

>> No.17562597

>>17562526
ima be honest. the time to prepare is gone. we are 2-3 months into this. theyre saying itll take 4-6 months to develop therapeutics. each month will get worse and worse as it affects life more and more. a vaccine fast tracked is probably 12 months away at the earliest, each phase needs 3-4 months to pass testing. the rate of infection with this thing is crazy high. these are real problems were facing that will show up sooner than later. these arent even the economic problems we have showing up right which will only be magnified in short-term.

>> No.17562600

WTF

Cramer on CNBC rn telling boomers to BUY GOLD BUY GOLD BUY GOLD

>> No.17562615

>>17562583
it is FUCKING over
pull out all investments
sell your home
buy rations for years.
this is it

>> No.17562621

I'm going through my yearly I wish I had a girlfriend period.

>> No.17562622
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17562622

>>17562561
hmM?

>> No.17562629

>>17562526
America today look exactly like January China and February Korea. "The virus is not here! No need to worry or take any protective action!" While people keep being rejected from testing and also unconfirmed people with unknown infection source randomly appearing and only to be confirmed infected after they become very severe or death

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17562635

>>17561423
We have about 2.5 months until this virus hits 1 billion people infected, it's growth has been pretty consistent.

>> No.17562644

>>17562600
I did, but not gold, but GLD
bretty good gains so far

>> No.17562645

>>17562621
Why would you want your girlfriend's period?

>> No.17562670

>>17562635
>someone from this thread will be killed by corona-chan

>> No.17562675

>>17562635

God, just infect me now and get it over with.

>> No.17562680

>market opens in the red
I'm so fucking happy right now.

>> No.17562686

>>17562600
>Cramer on CNBC rn telling boomers to BUY GOLD BUY GOLD BUY GOLD
This is the bottom, it only goes up from here. Inverse Cramer never fails. GREEEEEEEEEEEEN stonks tomorrow

>> No.17562689

>>17562387
Post the one with corona-chan's feet, uwoooo

>> No.17562693

>>17562645
So I don't have to buy iron suppliments. Licking that red goodness is the true definition of Pumping Iron.

>> No.17562695

>>17562680
same

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>>17562621
that's what twitch is for

>> No.17562698

>>17562387
Bouta bust

>> No.17562699

>>17562622
But I'm asking about uvxy...

>> No.17562706

who's more likely to win between biden and bernie?

>> No.17562709

Any good recommendations for PUTS tomorrow? I already have them on JBLU and DAL

>> No.17562711

>>17562675
Reinfection is a thing btw

>> No.17562716

>>17562392
Wew get a load of this faggot who posts on chan and pretends like he has never jerked it to animoooo. How pretentious.

>> No.17562727

>>17562716
do you brah, do you. keep that gay shit away from me.

>> No.17562731

>>17561494
A how to cook bugs recipe book

>> No.17562734

>>17562693
>lick
IV

>> No.17562745

any UK brokers that don't require passport? I only have driving license

>> No.17562751

I am unironically ruined

>> No.17562753

>>17562283
I can't have AIDS I'm not a homosexual.

>> No.17562760

>>17562751
Cheer up, soon the whole world will be ruined

>> No.17562766

>>17562711
Pretty sure he plans to die the first infection

>> No.17562767

>>17562751
F

>> No.17562773

>>17562711
It isnt if you die...

>> No.17562781

We're crabbing right now, but this crab moves really fast.

>> No.17562788

>>17562716
It's the only way to coom

>> No.17562797

>>17562781
Is strong powerful crab.

>> No.17562805

>>17561732
You spelled stocks wrong

>> No.17562809

>>17562734
Sucking, motorboating, fingers in and out to mouth. I will do the ultravacuum 5000 with suction the likes only God himself can mimic. Help ANYBODY who gets between me and my iron.

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>>17562727
Good one kid.

>> No.17562829

>>17561423
Why is there a stock market general and 828125 chainlink threads but not the other way around

>> No.17562835

Will I make money friends? Please respond :) didn't realize 6.50 was below the 52 weeks low

>> No.17562839

>>17562781
Need to see the results of the Democrat presidential primaries today before things get really weird.

>> No.17562841

So when are we seeing results from the super tuesday stuff? I need to be ready to laugh if Bernie loses

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>>17562615
I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17562849

>>17561423
im dumping all into TESLA overnight gonna hit 900 tomorrow at some point

>> No.17562865

>>17562829
Because kiddies want to make money fast and they think they can do it with crypto. Not that people don't try to do it with stocks too, it's just harder to explain what a leveraged option is than BUY MY COIN TO THE MOON GUARANTEED.

>> No.17562866

>>17562829
/biz/ is mostly crypto. Crypto is more exciting while market can be fairly dull outside of these high volatility periods.

>> No.17562869

>>17562829
Because pajeet coin posters.

>> No.17562887

>>17562829
Bro you have to filter all the chainlink and other crypto retards. They come from the same pnd group.

>> No.17562904

>>17561859
why didn't you listen? Why did you ever think CHINA BEING SHUT DOWN could be market corrected in a day?????

No amount of fed kikery is saving us. Tomorrow might be green but overall the week WILL be red. Leaving you to bleed out until April at the very least.

>> No.17562907

>>17562716
unironically if you dont jack it to animoo you will get prostate cancer. 3d causes retention from inefficiency

>> No.17562912

>>17561449
That's the moral equivalent of telling us to kill ourselves. So you're fitting in nicely.

>> No.17562913

>>17562839
On one hand, Bernie losing bigly would generate glorious amounts of asshurt from redditors. On the other hand, Bernie winning big would be good for my puts. It's a strange feeling

>> No.17562918

>>17562866
Crypto is also a retarded ponzi scheme which is why it's way more manipulated than stocks...

>> No.17562923

>>17562254
Nooooooooo!!!
I fucked up my free money!!!!
Now it’s expensive money that will take aaaages before I can cash out...

>> No.17562939

Dividend bro, what stocks did you suggest? I remember one was royal shell b but I lost the other!

>> No.17562943

>>17562913
Bernie losing Bigly is a gaurunteed. Not even his own party wants him. Kek he is like a shittier gayer communist version of Ron Paul.

>> No.17562947

>>17562644
I Oown Barrick! Wish I’d bought more

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>>17562835
Oop hehe I'm not feeling to well, forgot pic

>> No.17562954

>Biden takes momentum into Super Tuesday

oh no no no, bears...

>> No.17562956

MY FUCKING 401K GETS HURT BY THE STOCK MARKET TOO??

>> No.17562962

So it time to go to crypto or will coronachan also tank the fuck out of it?

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>>17561494
Can't go wrong with SNSS

>> No.17562971

>>17562943
The democratic party hating him means he has a chance if anything since they love losing

>> No.17562977

>>17562904
Because they aren't the global economy and there are videos and people posting back at work in China. Honestly the worst has already passed.

>> No.17562981

Snippedy SHIT

>> No.17562994

>>17562977
Fuck off shill

>> No.17562999

>>17562971
All their choices are losers, it really doesn't make a diff at this point.

>> No.17563004

>>17562706
Bloomchad

>> No.17563005

>>17562552
wagie wagie death by corona plague-y

>> No.17563006

>>17562956
you know what. Hitler was right. Stalin was right. You people are too dumb for your own good.

>> No.17563013

>>17562954
I hope all the old people running for president die of the coronavirus

>> No.17563018
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17563018

Was up 4% at the peak this morning, not sure how much PSK is following the US activity. Didn’t lose any money and saw some upward movement so I think it’s a good day. Started with 100 a couple of months ago by the way

>> No.17563023

>>17562706
Biden doesn't stand a chance. There is no way he won SC by that margin. That shit was rigged.

>> No.17563028

>>17562956
lmao, some one post the picture of the former basketball player smoking the cigar.

>> No.17563029

>>17563018
you are really worried with $100 ? dude just get a job lmao

>> No.17563034

>>17562994
Shill for what?

>> No.17563037

>>17563018
Good job not losing it all, that puts you above most people.

>> No.17563038

>>17562706
The nomination? Biden is the favourite. Look at the 538 primary forecast, then factor in that 'no-one' literally means Biden. He's overwhelmingly the favourite right now.

Bernie is the underdog coming into Super Tuesday.

>> No.17563045

>>17562751
>I am unironically ruined
You're just ahead of the curve bro. Revel in it.

>> No.17563046

>>17563013
If Sanders gets it hes likely dead, guaranteed crippled. With rallies and townhalls hes extremely likely to get it.

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Are my MSFT 3/20 calls going to survive?

>> No.17563048

>>17562977
there's videos of the Chinese running all their machines, nobody in the factory. Just to meet electricity consumption quotas.

And they ARE the global economy. Like it or not but we sold out to Asia a very very long time ago. You can't name a single product that China doesn't have involvement in in some step of it's journey from raw materials to product.

Everything you shills say can be disproven.

https://streamable.com/2xi41

>> No.17563049

>>17563034
The Chinese Communist Party

>> No.17563052

I had to sleep like a faggot, but did the market just go down 800 points? Where's that diamond hands faggot who almost broke even on Monday?

>> No.17563054

Why is "cunt" considered the ugliest insult in english? Is a women's pussy not a beautiful sight?

>> No.17563057

>>17563006
you should read some of replies under donny trumps tweeter account. shit really gets your noggin joggin.

>> No.17563059

>>17562621
Arent you here to make money, not lose it?

>> No.17563064

>>17563046
Biden is like 77, Trump is 73 and fat as shit. I hope all of them get it. I'm just fucking tired of all the boomers in politics, both elected and electors.

>> No.17563078

>>17563034
the global financial machine which is heavily dependent on the People's Republic of China

>> No.17563082

>>17563064
same. we need a full natural selection cleansing to wipe out the retards.

>> No.17563097

>>17563048
*ahem*

>> No.17563098

>>17563057
I voted for Trump and nothing would make me happier than a dirty bomb going off inside a Trump rally.

FUCK. BOOMERS.

>>17562621
Women are the opposite of an investment. Pick up a hobby.

>> No.17563101

>>17562951
Ford is going to be defunct by EOY right???

>> No.17563113

>>17563057
>reading the comments
yeah, nah

>> No.17563117

>>17563029
I misspoke if you think I’m worried. The point is to get practice at swing trading using the RSI, using real money, but a very small amount to minimize risk. I’ve learned some great lessons so far. >>17563037
Thanks heh. I have been focusing on industries that I think will be less affected by the global panic. I’ll see if I want to enter again after I get out of this position however.

>> No.17563123

>>17563064
Yeah, they are all fucked. If bloomberg gets it maybe he'll dump 10 billion into a vaccine. I just remembered Sanders had a heart attack in October so RIP revolution.

>> No.17563129

>>17563054
>Why is "cunt" considered the ugliest insult in english?
Women decided so.

>> No.17563133

Getting my tax refund tomorrow, my annual bonus friday, and regular paycheck friday
Should have around 4,000 dollars after taxes
What am I gambling on /smg/?

>> No.17563137

>>17563049
>>17563078
I wish then they could pay me with Asian poon but anyway wtf are you gay lords against the global economy making money?

>> No.17563141

>>17563057
AY LIL DONNY

>> No.17563142

>>17562939
Altria MO

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>>17563054

>> No.17563156

>>17563023
Not at all, you're just confused by all the Twitter hashtags and leddit posts being extremely pro-Sanders. The democratic voters are still majority "centrist" (in terms of their politics), they would much rather prefer Biden to Sanders because Sanders means uncertainty

>> No.17563159

>>17563129
calling a woman a cunt is so pleasing though. you know it holds so much power when you speak it. nothing more soothing to a mans soul than saying "youre a cunt" to a bitching dog.

>> No.17563162

>>17562847
>Texas
Lemme clue you in on something brother, you're living in best republic ever
>state power grid
>energy forever
>state air force
>lots o' land
>lots o' farms
>lots o' state patriotism
>lots o' guns
>y'all'd've
We're gonna be just fine

>> No.17563163

>>17563129
I don't know don't they use it as a term of endearment in Australia?

>> No.17563164

>>17563129
This, women always win the victimhood contest.

>> No.17563169

>>17562954

I'd be okay with being poorer than Haiti if it meant Drumpf got blumpfed

>> No.17563179

Puts on INO. You dont just go up 100% in one day and get away with it.

>> No.17563196

>>17561494
LCI
C
I

>> No.17563205

>>17563164
Compare to the male equivalent 'dick', which is a weak sauce insult at best.

>> No.17563208

>>17563163
same way that we endear when someone calls you a faggot, you stupid fucking faggot

>> No.17563209

>>17563156
>Not at all, you're just confused by all the Twitter hashtags and leddit posts being extremely pro-Sanders.
Im not on any of that shit.

>> No.17563211

>>17563054
in aussieland its a mild word

>>17563137
I'm not against them making money. Plenty of them will make money from the crash.

Look. This isn't a "me vs you" thing. I think the signs of a global recession are obvious. It's not about rooting for the right team. It's about picking the winners side. And right now I think globalism is about to take a huge L.

Just my 2 cents

>> No.17563215

>>17563133
All in calls on GILD

>> No.17563227

>>17563123
he should have dropped out and backed Warren at that point, the primaries would already be over

>> No.17563228

>>17563047
Calls are all dead that arent at least expiring past April 1st.

>> No.17563232

By some miracle, I'm up by 1.6% though I think the markets will go down in a week.

>> No.17563237

>>17563205
>>17563164
>>17563129
>>17563054
It's because there's no worse a fate than being an ugly, smelly, bitter woman.

>> No.17563241

what the fuck is a super tuesday and why is it important

>> No.17563243
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I’m 25 and have saved up $50,000 from working the last two years. I want to capitalize on this corona shit and buy a bunch of stocks. Do I wait a few weeks and hope this shit crashes even harder, or jump in now?

>> No.17563257

>>17563243

Wait.

>> No.17563259

>>17563243
yeah come back in a year and ask for WeedBrahski, ill help your dumbass out.

>> No.17563267

>>17562751
Just commiserate with all the RH options holders who lost their entire portfolio due to an incompetent broker

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>>17563243
the bottom isn't even close, hang on to your money

>> No.17563284

Imagine still owning stocks when the market is going to crash on 3/5/2020.

>> No.17563285

Could TSLA finally dump? I'm tired of holding onto this put

>> No.17563301

>>17563285
Elon probably shitting himself right now

>> No.17563307

JBLU puts saving my ass

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>>17562923
just dont sleep through the opens
the SPX hit the march target this morning (daily ma) and real Vix dropped to 24 from 49. its doji month

>> No.17563317

>>17563243
You can invest 2k each week, that way you don’t need to worry about timing

>> No.17563319

>>17563285
of course

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>>17562254
I thought you dropped him

It doesn’t give me a whole lot of information. Eventually the vix goes down?

>> No.17563326

>>17563243
>tfw 24 saved up $10k past two years
Shit

>> No.17563330

>>17563241
It is a day where most of the states hold their primary election
It will largely determine whether Trump is going to face an establishment Democrat or a literal communist in his election this year
Also could mean a contested Democrat convention, where the Democrats can't decide who to nominate and keep fighting among each other

>> No.17563347

>>17563241
Its the say where bunch of retards stand in line to catch bad aids and also vote for a candidate that will die of bat aids

>> No.17563348

>>17563243
invest a portion into pharma look into vaccine development otherwise wait for it to hit the bottom and then buy big names

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>>17563330
thx

>> No.17563353

>>17563284
This... remember the digits...

>> No.17563360

>>17563348
how do we know it's the bottom
some of us thought the bottom was on monday
how do i avoid the bull trap
help

>> No.17563368

>>17563322
no I didnt drop him I just have some disagreements sometimes. Hes still the only person I listen to their opinon. His point is that statiscally the first vix spike doesnt indicate the bottom but its near

>> No.17563381

>>17563285youd expect it to take a hit since automobile sales will likely decrease because of the virus, Tesla's biggest market is China, so...

>> No.17563383

>>17563257
>>17563280
>>17563317
>>17563326
>>17563348
I appreciate it Anons, and I know this is a retarded question but how do we know where the bottom is? Corona clears up? We experience more of a massive plunge first? I know that no one knows but what do you think?

>> No.17563389

warren wants to spend 400b to stimulate the economy because of coronavirus using fiscal policy

lol. short it into the ground.

>> No.17563392

So when do we get some Super tuesday results? Today/tomorrow or.... Give a shitlander some info pls. I wanna time the crash. This is a countdown. The final countdown. SYSTEMS READY MARCH IT'S A ROCKET.

>> No.17563394

>>17563243
Normally I would say start averaging in, but there's no question about big companies getting fucked next earnings so you might aswell wait. Start averaging in after the earnings though since the market will probably be down another 5-10% by then

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>>17563360
if you're not sure about what to do, don't do anything. you don't havre to be elbow deep in some highly leveraged position at all times. there will be lots of opportunities, maybe this one you just observe and learn. i shorted the market with $500 and so far have 10x, but i was only confident doing that because it was a small fraction of my roll.

>> No.17563403

>>17563383
the right time is when most of your friends dont have jobs

>> No.17563407

>>17563360
Don't buy the bottom, don't sell the top

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>>17563243
dollar cost average
literal duh.

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>>17563360
>most of us thought the bottom was on monday
yeah thats a big kek from me

>> No.17563423

>>17563312
Oh no... it hit your target? That’s not good. Guess I should not be buying so aggressively right now.

Still can’t into dojis but I’ll read up on investopedia and see if it helps. And my sleep schedule is super fucked, will try to get on track again.

>>17563368
Gotcha.
Honestly he’s my favorite. I’ll meme about Cramer or Dwyer or something but I do take cio seriously. Problem is He’s so noncommittal though so he’s basically never wrong.

>> No.17563430

>>17563392
i think in 2 hours

>> No.17563483

I also really do like art cashin but he was in a car accident I guess so isn’t giving guidance or interviews right now

>> No.17563485

If Bernie -3% If Biden +0.5%
counting on it

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Icing on the cake
Fuck off robinhood

>> No.17563500

>>17563491
ah yes i remember when robinhood cut the fed funds rate

>> No.17563501

Not tryna time the market here. What's on sale?
I'm thinking of just loading up on $KO but I wanna diversify.

BWL\A?
KHC?

>> No.17563514

>>17563485
There are more contingencies for Bernie Sanders than a pandemic. Congress will just roadblock him, even a Democrat majority Congress.

>> No.17563521

biden takes va
bernie vermont

>> No.17563526

>>17563360
I plan to take mitigated risk entry. Based on a few key points.
1. I will never know when it is the bottom
2. I'd rather miss the exact bottom and invest along an upward trend
3. I'm pretty sure the DNC will push this fear well as much as they can till the election
4. A socialist could take office and basically cause financial ruin.

>> No.17563532

BIDEN WON VIRGINA

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how much of a big brain move is uvxy? How long should i hold? It seems more volatile than sqqq poorfag here btw.

>> No.17563540

>>17563514
if Bernie's the nominee, I doubt the Democrats take the senate back anyhow

>> No.17563548

>>17563521
Both expected

>> No.17563561

whats the consensus on bmo investorline?

>> No.17563571

Trump didn't win Virgina, Republicans cancelled their primary.

>> No.17563573

>>17563540
The point stands that the election is just wwe bread and circus. The leadership doesn't really change.

>> No.17563577

>>17563423
target for this month only, I said Spy 314 for march so I had to take profits on all bollinger shit, PBJ, CVX ect. Theres a lot of potential BBA this month already as well.
I dont agree that cio is noncommittal. Hes a golen bull like me, but he has the statistics that are more important than anything because every large spec trades on this same probability models
>>17563501
yeah market buy bowl america

>> No.17563578

WE RIDING WITH BIDEN NOW LADS
also, bat aids is cured, turns our all you have to do is lube up your butthole and let an HIV positive trap ram you

>> No.17563582

Come to me Aspergers Biden. I want to see you vs Trump on that stage. Him calling you a pedo and acting menacingly on stage like a shark. You will win because the people will feel sorry for you.

>> No.17563604

Also, bloomberg must feel absolutely gutted he wasted so much money only to lose

>> No.17563621

>>17563383
There is no right time. Nobody knows. That’s why you do a little each week.

>> No.17563626

>>17563604
I can believe he's losing. His strategy was so retarded, it had to work.

>> No.17563633

>>17563604
He literally waited too long to get into the race. Like he had 4 years to put this shit together and literally waited 4 weeks too long. I mean he even paid off the DNC to change the damn rules for him so he could debate.

>> No.17563644

>>17563604
He probably thought he could pull a Trump on the Democrat party.

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>>17561703
AYO CHRYSLER FINNA BOUTTA DABBED ON

>> No.17563649

GO GO GOOOOO SLEEPY CREEPY UNCLE JOE!!!!!

>> No.17563650

Good puts for tomorrow?

>> No.17563651

>>17563582
Trump vs. Biden debates will be kino as fug.

>> No.17563657

>>17563501
I’m liking UNH right now...
Expecting a Biden boost, could be a stupid ass bet I just made.
BWL/A is a steal at any price

>>17563577
Thanks man. Not sure where you came up with that target since it’s not what the bollinger escape plan gives me as a top.

But if that’s your target for the month and we’re hitting it on the second trading day if the month... that’s really looking grim for my port.

>> No.17563659

>>17563604
Rich people are fucking retarded. Don't let them convince you otherwise

>> No.17563663

>>17563651
>creepy joe vs chad trump

>> No.17563671

>>17563644
Trump literally came from left field with the immigration shit, and forced all the republicans to make a completely dead issue a focal point for the election. He got to dictate his own terms. Bloomberg literally just threw cash buying TV ads, everybody knows democrat primary voters don't even have cable.

>> No.17563682

Its pathetic that even with a pandemic and crashed economy Trump still has a decent chance at reelection because his 2 potential opponents are absolute clowns

>> No.17563692

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>17563685

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>>17563685
>>17563685
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>> No.17563694

>>17563663
>pedo joe vs chump trump
fuck 'em both

>> No.17563705

>>17563682
No one with any brains wants the job of cleaning up Trump's dumps.

>> No.17563710

>>17562706
Trump will win reelection or Biden's VP will win. Primaries are irrelevant

>> No.17563719

>>17563651
I guess this is who they are running. GROPEY Biden. Always sniffing asian children. Probably has the Corona. Probably... Joe Biden, is probably the worst thing to happen to the Ukraine in maybe, 600 years. Who knows. Probably 800 years. People. I know bad things people. I am probably the worst thing to happen to the democrats since Bill Clinton. Raaapey Clinton. Always rapeing. Grooming children. Must've been an Arab in a past life. Biden would know. He always flew with Bill. Big Bill. I bet Biden could identify if Bill had been in a room just by how many raped kids where in in. Probably, but I'm not certain. Okay? I haven't been briefed on how many kid Bill raped.

>> No.17563752

>>17563657
not boll strat for Spx its daily Moving average ribbons

>> No.17563799

>>17561511
I bought some NEED and JNUG. Should I sell and go for all puts?

>> No.17563835

>>17563491
I wish you had a trip so I can filter you

>> No.17564056

>>17563752
I see

That has me feeling sooo conflicted. I wanted to add to my index in my IRA right now because we’re still at or near correction territory. And the darkpools are buying. And holy shit Biden might be owning sanders which the market does care about.

>> No.17564124

>>17563243
how do you fuckers save so much? do you all live at home or something?

>> No.17564160

>>17564124
Post you income, rent, utilities, subscriptions, debt, groceries, credit cards, and other stuff you spend money. We’ll let you know how poor and stupid you are. For free of course.

>> No.17564440

>>17562706
neither have a shot in hell

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>> No.17564690

>>17564440
If pence gives trump corona...