/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17559116]

you're all silly: edition

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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Basic rundown on lean hogs:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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>>17557970

[Anonymous No.17559133]

first

[Anonymous No.17559147]

Cunny

[Anonymous No.17559148]

FUCK PUMPS
BUY PUTS

[Anonymous No.17559150]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17559151]

Don't be your own worst enemy /smg/, breathe! It's going to be okay!

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17559166]

309 EOD

304 open tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17559167]

>>17559147
cummy*

[Anonymous No.17559169]

>PUMPING A SECOND DAY IN A ROW
ITS NOT GOING TO WORK!

[Anonymous No.17559170]

CRASH HARDER
IM ALL IN SPXU

[Anonymous No.17559171]

Pump started and will escalate to turbo mode in 15 mins
USA closes positive and calms people

[Anonymous No.17559172]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@@#$%^&*(),,:"'WWTHBRFH

[Anonymous No.17559175]

>>17559151

[Anonymous No.17559176]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHtpJXZaF3E&list=PLv3t0eJU5pnMzVf1m9mY_5iQqnG5EfahI

[Anonymous No.17559177]

pump to end the day green so the interest cut doesnt look like the disaster it was/is

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559179]

>>17559166
we top out at 303. we dump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17559185]

Imagine how dumb everyone is going to feel when the coronavirus turns out to be nothing. This panic is making everyone look bad. Just wash your hands, retards,

[Anonymous No.17559189]

STAY IN CASH
> Cash is the only safe ground until at least the middle of April

[Anonymous No.17559192]

PPT are kikes. Nobody else would buy with this much fear and anxiety.

[Anonymous No.17559194]

added Drive Shack to give my port a fun and Games theme along Bowl America

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17559196]

>>17559179
we already surpassed 303 and there's still 40 minutes until close

[Anonymous No.17559203]

>>17559116
They're pumping it harder than I'm pumping my sock with cum

[Anonymous No.17559209]

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON SOMEBODY GIVE ME AND ANSWER RIGHT NOW OR THINGS ARE GOING TO GET VERY UGLY ITT

[Anonymous No.17559210]

*inhales*

AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559213]

>>17559185
imagine how big of a retard you think you are when you lose out on one of the biggest opportunities to increase your wealth because youre actually retarded. just fucking imagine. its going to be biblical. also imagine trying to still be retarded bull and spewing your dumbshit in here.

[Anonymous No.17559219]

>>17559203
lmao

[Anonymous No.17559223]

You know the creepy thing is, if I didn't know better, this market is just following bullish Elliott Wave, you have 4.5% gain (A) then 66.5% retracement (about 3% loss intraday), (B) then far bigger gain Wednesday (c) natural pullback (d) a gain close to A

Almost like Powell and Trump did nothing to stop the flow of the market (nobody believes what they say anymore)

Don't worry I don't even know what I am talking about but its honestly... might be normal?

[Anonymous No.17559224]

>>17559116
CORONA WINS
BULLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.17559227]

This pump is making me dizzy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17559228]

>>17559209
this is going to make us stronger. buy it

[Anonymous No.17559230]

I don’t understand wtf is the big deal if it dipsthis bad just buy more?

[Anonymous No.17559232]

>>17559194
Approved.

[Anonymous No.17559235]

>>17559192
Some of the best investors in the world buy when everyone else is fearful. But keep holding onto those puts, you know something they don't.

[Anonymous No.17559236]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.17559238]

>about to buy a house
>virus hits my stocks into oblivion
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.17559241]

>>17559116
Thoughts on $mnra $ino $nvax?
Long corona vaccienes

[Anonymous No.17559244]

>>17559213
Stop LARPing as some hot shit trader
You’re nothing.

[Anonymous No.17559251]

fed did their bullshit 2pm liquidity injection again today. it will tank again tomorrow. theyre trying desperately to keep the s&p above 3k.

[Anonymous No.17559255]

>>17559238
Virus aren't real bro just buy more TSLA

[Anonymous No.17559259]

>>17559209
Preparing the stocks for Bernie Sandals

[Anonymous No.17559261]

Imagine losing a re-election because some chink didn't wash his hands when making bat soup.

[Anonymous No.17559262]

>>17559235
Yeah you're the best because you read that one quote. Kill yourself faggot

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559263]

>>17559244
imagine still trying to convince yourself that were bull. imagine coping so fucking hard lmfao

[Anonymous No.17559264]

Who keeps pumping reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.17559265]

do you idiots realize that todays red it's just take profit after yesterday performance?

[Anonymous No.17559266]

>>17559236
Which stocks fren?

[Anonymous No.17559268]

GOTTA PUMP FAST

[Anonymous No.17559269]

>>17559236
How's your portfolio doing today divi-fren? I'm only sticking the tip in the dividend stock pool and I'm gettting creamed these past two weeks.

Shoulda listened to you I fear.

[Anonymous No.17559271]

> lower prices
> bad
Oy vey whatever am I ever gonna do with all this mountain of cash and bonds I'm sitting on

[Anonymous No.17559272]

It's just a global financial collapse bro.

[Anonymous No.17559278]

>>17559244
this. its fucking cringe. especially when all "screenshots" are censored to hell and back. my guy has a networth of 4 digits.

[Anonymous No.17559281]

>>17559235
They already sold and bought puts 2 weeks ago. The dominos have fallen.

[Anonymous No.17559282]

>he didnt buy calls

[Anonymous No.17559284]

Guys do I increase my monthly payment in my index fund ? It's taking big hits but I know it's a bad idea to sell. But I wanna profit somehow in this bearish market

[Anonymous No.17559292]

>>17559189
why not go gold, silver, bonds, and utilities?

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559293]

>>17559284
everything you just said contradicts itself.

[Anonymous No.17559299]

Fuck this bullshit i'm buying more SPCE I don't give a fuck about China and their batsoup aids

[Anonymous No.17559301]

>>17559251
Does anybody know when repo operations take place?

[Anonymous No.17559302]

>>17559238
Is just le cold, mon ami

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17559303]

just choose a direction, pump or dump, idc, reeeeee

[Anonymous No.17559311]

>>17559301
what is repo operation?????

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559312]

>>17559301
mornings

[Anonymous No.17559316]

>>17559292

Silver... silver will drop because most of its price is utility. And when production goes down, industrial use goes down too.

Gold.. maybe, but gold is also dead money most of the time.

Utilities... sure, but it will depend on which ones. AEP is probably the safest. I would also look at WM for garbage.

[Anonymous No.17559325]

so are they going to scam pump the end of every day?

[Anonymous No.17559330]

7 Minutes

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17559332]

>>17559302
it's not even the cold, it' s literally just some sniffles. some people catch it and don't even know they have it and recover. other people are weak.

[Anonymous No.17559337]

AHAHAHAHAHAH THE PUMP IS LEAKING

[Anonymous No.17559339]

Even the pump isn't working

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559341]

>>17559312
happens overnight, but reports are in the mornings of previous night

[Anonymous No.17559349]

>>17559312
Hedge funds must be responsible for Last Hour pump then

[Anonymous No.17559352]

>>17559238
Just a flu they said....

[Anonymous No.17559353]

The pump is gonna fizzle out since all the niggas who rode the pump are gonna sell off at the end of the day they timed it all wrong

[Anonymous No.17559354]

>>17559325
of course they will
if they don't I'll buy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17559356]

PUMP HARD
SELL HARDER

[Anonymous No.17559359]

>>17559325
Yes, do you have any idea who you're dealing with?

[Anonymous No.17559363]

>>17559332
>IT'S NOTHING
>PLEASE STOP SELLING OK

[Anonymous No.17559364]

>>17559325
Yes

[Anonymous No.17559366]

>>17559330
>330
Wew

[Anonymous No.17559367]

>>17559325
Today it's a fake pump, massive dump in last 5 mins

[Anonymous No.17559387]

>>17559293
Well it seems like a good idea to raise my monthly payment because the market is doing so bad because I will be buying at lower prices.

[Anonymous No.17559392]

>>17559352

[Anonymous No.17559393]

>>17559116

Just sold 60% of my retirement fund into fed bonds. Should go through today. Plan on buying back incrementally during the shitshow. Did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.17559403]

Come on now little b*ll, get in the bag. Don't be scared. This is your home now.

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559404]

>>17559349
nah. again theyre providing liquidity for their shorts. they need people to "believe" were going up so they can load up on their money to dump it. the markets are a big chess game. you cant play your move at face value and expect to be successful.

[Anonymous No.17559405]

praise kek

[Anonymous No.17559411]

Every day like clockwork. How do they do it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reAcdKO7kMg

[Anonymous No.17559416]

PUMP OR DUMP, IF YOU INVEST IN HIGH QUALITY COMPANIES WITH PROVEN TRACK RECORDS OF GROWING THEIR DIVIDENDS AND HAVE DECENT PAYOUT RATIOS, YOU WILL NOT FEEL ANY PAIN ON DOWN DAYS, BUT EXPRESS JOY FOR BEING ABLE TO BUY CHEAPIES.

AS THE DOGGO OF THE DOW ONCE SAID:
"FUCK YOU, PAY ME"

[Anonymous No.17559420]

The fix is on again

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559424]

>>17559387
so if the market is doing "bad" why dont you then "save" your money so that in a year you can buy at 50% discounts.

[Anonymous No.17559432]

>>17559352
>>17559392
At least my cute Corona collection is growing fast.

[Anonymous No.17559435]

Remember to buy crypto you retards

[Anonymous No.17559437]

>>17559332
Wrong.
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418v1

https://futurism.com/scientists-warn-coronavirus-more-than-once/amp

https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/scientists-zero-in-on-the-novel-coronavirus-incubation-period--67045/amp

Enjoy living in an infertile country dependent on dialysis machines.

[Anonymous No.17559439]

>>17559393
no anon, I switched to 50% bonds and 10% precious metals yesterday and I am up today because of it.

[Anonymous No.17559440]

They can only jew so much before it implodes

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17559446]

30 minutes, time for us to pump up the dow another 300 points.

[Anonymous No.17559447]

>>17559424
How's that (technical analysis) working for you faggot?
>>17559104

[Anonymous No.17559450]

Fed pump starts now to end closing positive

[Anonymous No.17559451]

>>17559435
>getting scammed on shitcoins

at least with stocks, they're SOMEWHAT predictable.

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559464]

95% of you here need to read this. itll save you your money in the future.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_fool_theory

[Anonymous No.17559466]

If you told me that the market would close down the day of a rate cut and an EOD pump I would have laughed in your face.

[Anonymous No.17559468]

>>17559435
No thank you I gamble with actual money

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17559473]

based

[Anonymous No.17559476]

>>17559464
Did you just read that today?

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559479]

>>17559447
are you actually this retarded? lmao

[Anonymous No.17559481]

Enjoy a USD that is worth as much as a peso in 9 months

[Anonymous No.17559488]

>>17559446
>Bagholder works at the FED
Suddenly a lot of your posts make way more sense.

[Anonymous No.17559489]

Im gonna star selling the rips.

[Anonymous No.17559492]

>>17559405
>Stock drops should be illegal
Just look at these normies

[Anonymous No.17559493]

the bulls have officially run out of money

[Anonymous No.17559494]

Oh no we got too cocky Fedbros

[Anonymous No.17559496]

If SPY doesn't get back under $300 EoD, I'm going to hit my wife when I get home.

[Anonymous No.17559502]

>>17559437
Broken window theorists rejoice

[Anonymous No.17559511]

>>17559464
>APT theory

[Anonymous No.17559514]

How to profit from this crash? Short it? Wait after the crash is over and buy the bottom or buy PMs?

[Anonymous No.17559515]

>>17559224
I wanna fuck that virus

[Anonymous No.17559517]

I don't buy it
The fed will pump again on the last minute like the kikes they are

[Anonymous No.17559523]

Those swings, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.17559526]

>>17559481
Are you sure it won't happen sooner?

[Anonymous No.17559525]

>>17559514
buy tvix

[Anonymous No.17559528]

It’s gonna dump
-1200 EOD

[Anonymous No.17559530]

>>17559496
based

[Anonymous No.17559533]

DO YOU FEEL REASSURED? DO THE MARKETS FEEL STABLE TO YOU TODAY?

[Anonymous No.17559537]

>>17559481
Which peso?

[Anonymous No.17559542]

>>17559492
if u get corona chan does it count as losing your virginity?

[Anonymous No.17559548]

>not buying calls at 3:15 and puts at 4 each day

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17559550]

>>17559496
that's not cool

[Anonymous No.17559555]

Its all up from here

[Anonymous No.17559556]

>>17559517
^
>'wtf it just went up 800 points buy the dip guys :)'

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559557]

>>17559311
>>17559447
imagine not knowing what repo is and trying to act smug in here. these people are actually dumber than retardation lmfao.

[Anonymous No.17559561]

Please buy the dip, sirs.

[Anonymous No.17559564]

>>17559494
>>17559466
I almost feel bad for the fed

>>17559515
Don't fret, you'll get your turn soon enough

[Anonymous No.17559566]

>>17559537
Mexican

[Anonymous No.17559567]

whya re my stonks going down? the rate cut was supposed to make the stonks go higher ?!

[Anonymous No.17559569]

>>17559542
How long until we get legit videos of people jerking off in corona-infected organic pastes?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17559570]

>>17559542
It counts, but only if they have to put in a catheter.

[Anonymous No.17559573]

>>17559481
It's all about relative wealth. When the whole world is sinking, the last person to drown is the most powerful. America is till the best place to put your money** and will be the first place to recover.


(** but not now, of course, stay in cash until at least the middle of april)

[Anonymous No.17559576]

>>17559550
Baggy, is that photo floating around really your GF?

[Anonymous No.17559580]

Yep, here comes the FED pump lads

[Anonymous No.17559584]

>>17559566
Not the worst then.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17559590]

>>17559576
yes

[Anonymous No.17559592]

This is Zimbabwe levels of pump

[Anonymous No.17559595]

Le scam pump has arrived

[Was a Wizard, Now a Cleric !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17559597]

OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17559601]

>>17559514
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17559602]

FUCKFUCKFUCK NO BOTTOM ON THIS SHITSTOCK!!!!

>>17559590
she cute just saying

[Anonymous No.17559606]

>>17559564
Imagine getting your dick tag teamed by twin coronachans

[Anonymous No.17559609]

AHAHAHAHA, jesus christ we are so fucked

[Anonymous No.17559610]

>>17559590
Why would you do that to her? You must have known whatever she looked like we were going to shit on her. Glad you two are happy though

[Anonymous No.17559612]

Today confirmed the big drop is coming. Sold a bunch of stocks for liquidity.

[Anonymous No.17559617]

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!

[Op No.17559618]

soooooooooooo

hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.17559621]

>>17559595
Stop posting if you have delayed data you mongoloid

[Anonymous No.17559627]

MOMMY MOMMY FED HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17559628]

g-guys?
it's -$780...
the pump is coming, right guys?
guys???

[Anonymous No.17559629]

>>17559542
Sure why not

[Anonymous No.17559631]

NOOOO ITS STILL DROPPING POWELL QUICK EMPTY THE WHOLE FUCKING TREASURY

[Anonymous No.17559632]

>>17559602
>>17559609
Just wait until the analyst downgrades come next week.

[Anonymous No.17559635]

>>17559602
God how disgusting are you that you think that monstrosity is cute

[Anonymous No.17559641]

We're below 300

[Anonymous No.17559642]

Aaaaaaand
HERE
WE
GO

[Anonymous No.17559644]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17559651]

Pump scamwick incoming

[Anonymous No.17559654]

>>17559597
WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.17559656]

What will the dow look like a week from now

[Anonymous No.17559659]

This thread needs more pink wojacks and suicide bulls

[Anonymous No.17559660]

>>17559628
this is the pump

[Anonymous No.17559662]

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.17559663]

Tfw made shitty puts last week so all of this is just recouping losses

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17559665]

>>17559610
I was drunk and should have known better. Thanks

[Anonymous No.17559666]

>>17559628
Yeah dude, soon enough you'll be working the streets and getting pumped all night.

[Anonymous No.17559668]

Are you ready to start living a simple life after the collapse of the "civilized" world?

[Anonymous No.17559670]

>>17559542
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17559678]

>>17559632
That IS an analyst downgrade.
Do these fuckers think CBSViacom is going out of business? god damn this shit stock sucks.

>>17559635
you gotta add some points for age and baggieness

[Anonymous No.17559680]

>>17559666
FUCK YOU SATAN
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17559681]

What is this uber and lyft pump?

[Anonymous No.17559686]

>>17559635
>>17559602
Post her bros

[Anonymous No.17559687]

>>17559654
why is his junk the wrong way?

[Anonymous No.17559689]

>>17559660
>They're pumping hard
>It's still going down
kek

[Anonymous No.17559691]

>>17559424
Because I don't know when the discounts are I should just be buying bigger or maybe more often when the markets are bogged

Y/n?

[Was a Wizard, Now a Cleric !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17559692]

NO NO NO IT WAS A BEARTRAP ALL ALONG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17559693]

>>17559665
Yeah take off the trip when you drink, you’re too old to be making mistakes like that homie. It’s not real until it gets way too real, the Internet is a fucked up place.

[Anonymous No.17559694]

>>17559656
A circle. Maybe a trapezoid!

[Anonymous No.17559695]

>>17559595
>>17559592
>>17559580
>>17559494
>I'll print billions of dollars before I let this market die!

[Anonymous No.17559698]

Oh Jerome. What have you done now you naughty boy.

[Anonymous No.17559699]

>>17559496
do a roundhouse kick, faggot

[Anonymous No.17559697]

>>17559668
how much gold & silver for a homestead plot when we bottom out?

[Anonymous No.17559702]

What the fuck is happening? It is jumping up and down 300 points every 20 seconds

[Anonymous No.17559703]

>>17559681
extension?

[Anonymous No.17559708]

NEETs rise up, comfy af

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17559709]

>>17559703
4chan X

[Anonymous No.17559710]

>>17559496
Based and very cool

[Anonymous No.17559712]

le pump has arrived

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559714]

>>17559691
dude. just save your money right now. dont buy anything. its all going to come down in the next 1-2 years.

[Anonymous No.17559715]

[Anonymous No.17559716]

>virus turns out to be nothing once the warm weather comes
Can’t wait to tell you guys “I told you so.” Fucking panicking retards

[Anonymous No.17559719]

>>17559698
He needs a spanking.

[Anonymous No.17559727]

>>17559689
oof I want a lolidom virus gf

>>17559698
always like to see when people repost pics I posted :3

>>17559709
>>17559681
super based

[Anonymous No.17559728]

>keeps hovering around -666

[Anonymous No.17559731]

>>17559678
I mean the downgrades across the market. Hundreds. Everyone is going to lower price targets and miss big on earnings.

[Anonymous No.17559732]

>>17559691
No. buying during the crash is a lot like a dutch auction. The smart money doesn't bid into a crash.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dutchauction.asp

It's better to stay in cash and wait for the bottom then to try to guess the bottom. What you lose in potential profits not calling the bottom exactly is more than made up by avoiding the risk of being trapped underwater for a year

[Anonymous No.17559733]

>>17559702
weimar economics

[Anonymous No.17559735]

>>17559716
This has nothing to do with viruses, it’s all about DEBT FUELED ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.17559739]

>>17559716
The pin that pops the bubble is not the bubble

[Anonymous No.17559740]

>>17559716
Already been debunked

[Anonymous No.17559742]

>>17559727
>dumb cooker
>also gives tripfags attention
Leave

[Was a Wizard, Now a Cleric !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17559743]

Evens: We pump
Odds: We dump
Dubs: Circuit breaker

[Anonymous No.17559744]

>>17559716
But now it is something, huh?

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559745]

>>17559732
BASED

[Anonymous No.17559746]

Brainlet neet here how do i profit off corona panic??? I have a thousand buckaroons

[Anonymous No.17559751]

>>17559709
Thank,

[Anonymous No.17559754]

Fed turbo pump has started.

[Anonymous No.17559757]

Fundamentals are_____________.

[Anonymous No.17559759]

>>17559716
We'll see bro

[Anonymous No.17559766]

Reminder that this is Trump's plan to kill the fed.

[Anonymous No.17559768]

>>17559702
The downs are where nature is dragging things. The ups are them pumping money into the markets to try to cause an upward trend by tricking foolish bulls into buying. It's not working. There aren't enough retarded bulls.

[Anonymous No.17559770]

>>17559716
Supply lines are so fucked china has to bring in slaves from an outlying provinces, doesnr matter if the bug is an empty bun

[Anonymous No.17559771]

>>17559716
Then why does it exist in the countries that are currently warm?

[Anonymous No.17559773]

Higher low in. Run it up!

[Anonymous No.17559776]

>>17559746
Hire some Mexicans and start a sweatshop to make some DIY facemasks.

[Anonymous No.17559777]

>>17559728
Reminder that the 2009 sp500 bottomed at 666.
Reminder that people actually believe these companies are 4x more valuable just 11 years later

[Anonymous No.17559786]

>>17559714
When do you think next recession will hit?

[Anonymous No.17559787]

>>17559746
you already missed todays big opportunity.
pharma pharma pharma

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559792]

>>17559770
stop trying to teach the normies. just laugh at them when they get bogged.

[Anonymous No.17559793]

>>17559759
>Relative timestamp
You disgust me to no end.

[Anonymous No.17559795]

>HE BOUGHT "THE DIP"

[Anonymous No.17559800]

>>17559746
Buy up masks. Sell extra masks. Put stocks into coffins and crematoriums.

[Anonymous No.17559801]

>>17559405
Yahoo finance tier

[Anonymous No.17559803]

>>17559777
Hecked

[Anonymous No.17559809]

PUMP
>DUMP
PUMP
>DUMP
PUMP
>DUMP
PUMP
>DUMP
PUMP
>DUMP
PUMP
>DUMP
PUMP
>DUMP
PUMP
>DUMP

I CANT TAKE IT AAAAAAHhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.17559810]

>>17559759
It’s going to be glorious, I have screenshot every doomsday retard here. I will be the happiest anon alive to call out happeningfags.

[Anonymous No.17559813]

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT AND I FEEL FINE

[Anonymous No.17559814]

>>17559792
this

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559818]

>>17559786
were already in a recession.

[Anonymous No.17559821]

>>17559716
It's already in humid and hot shitzil and India, so you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.17559824]

>GDC COMPLETELY CANCELED

[Anonymous No.17559828]

J-just having a little fun earlier bulls, let's calm down now.

[Anonymous No.17559829]

>>17559432
Want the blank template?

[Anonymous No.17559831]

>>17559777
does that mean this time the bottom will be 777?

[Anonymous No.17559840]

>>17559777
checked

[Anonymous No.17559841]

>that 400 point cratering after the attempted pump

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17559843]

>>17559818
I'm in recession.

[Anonymous No.17559845]

Tomorrow will be a bloodbath if this is all boomers and ppt can manage after blowing their load

[Anonymous No.17559846]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS LAST TEN MINUTES OF TRADING SELL OFF

[Anonymous No.17559851]

>market will go back up they said
>just invest the market has never gone down

[Plunge Protection Team !vwY3ZQ0QzQ No.17559854]

Buy this dip. The pump will begin in approximately 25 minutes.

You're welcome

[Anonymous No.17559858]

>>17559731
correct. Which is why I keep saying to stay in cash until at least the middle of april. The sell off now is based on doubt, but the selloff in april will be based on real numbers

[Anonymous No.17559862]

the news is really trying to push recession and fear. I would buy after tomorrow settles we are looking at steady gains the rest of the year bro's

[Anonymous No.17559863]

inb4 FED buys everything

[Anonymous No.17559866]

Do I sell guys?

[Anonymous No.17559869]

>>17559821
India has no explosion in cases. A few people have it, but not many.

[Anonymous No.17559870]

CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.17559871]

It feels good not being a bull rn ngl desu senpai

[Anonymous No.17559872]

IT'S IN FREE FALL

[Anonymous No.17559873]

>>17559841
Can I get sauce on that pic

[Anonymous No.17559874]

>>17559223
''''''''''''news''''''''''''''' is just the excuse there is deep shit in the markets. Natural cycles and spookiness.

[Anonymous No.17559876]

>>17559866
NO

[Anonymous No.17559880]

>>17559841
Quick sauce me senpai

[Anonymous No.17559881]

>>17559829
Here's one with a transparent background for easy copy and pasting

[Anonymous No.17559883]

>>17559869
Those too are chinks who travelled to hchina

[Anonymous No.17559884]

>>17559786
It already has

[Anonymous No.17559885]

Get ready for a Fed manufactured pump

[Anonymous No.17559888]

PRINT MONEY FASTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17559895]

STOP
FUCKING
SELLING

[Anonymous No.17559896]

>>17559874
only non retard

[Anonymous No.17559898]

>>17559873
>>17559880
https://exhentai.org/g/1479109/b2656432c5/
stay cooming my friends

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559900]

funny how i said we'd close with a top at 303 today. woops. another win for the tripfaggerinos.

[Anonymous No.17559901]

>>17559866
Just hold for 40 years for a sick 5% gain bro

[Anonymous No.17559903]

>FED is going all in against the power of the DUMP
Top ten anime battles

[Anonymous No.17559904]

>>17559203
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.17559905]

>-800
What the fuck happened? Did someone spill coffee on a keyboard?

[Anonymous No.17559908]

>this volume
THEY ARE PUMPING BUT ITS NOT WORKING

[Anonymous No.17559910]

haha oh FUCK

C R A T E R

[Anonymous No.17559911]

>sub 300 again
FED on suicide watch

[Was a Wizard, Now a Cleric !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17559912]

>>17559743
thank you number gods for helping me out there

[Anonymous No.17559914]

>>17559869
India also has no smokers and coronaviruses eat smokers like candy due to ACE2 receptors

[Anonymous No.17559915]

>>17559866
Of course you sell. Get out before you're put in the fucking poor house.

[Anonymous No.17559916]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17559924]

>>17559732
damn it... by that logic we should also just sell and realize our losses.

The foolproof strategy is buying on the way down and back up though...

Alright what about this, I have a rollover IRA with $136.73, would rather ass to my Roth and I can't take the money out. What if I set a limit order to buy a largecap etf SCHX @ 68.3 x 2 shares?

>>17559742
you should be able to distinguish between the lovable idiot tripfags and the retards who are ruining the thread tripfags.

Grim just gave you an easy way to filter out the cancer. Pay attention.

[Anonymous No.17559927]

>>17559898
Blessings to you brother

[Anonymous No.17559930]

KEEP SELLING
CRASH THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.17559932]

>>17559903
WHO WILL WIN?

Pump? Dump? They cancel each other out and it crabs sideways?

[Anonymous No.17559933]

>>17559914
>India also has no smokers
lol

[Anonymous No.17559935]

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17559937]

>>17559818
>>17559884
So you guys think it's smart to just keep your money and not invest?

[Anonymous No.17559936]

>JUST PRINT MORE MONEY WHAT COULD GO WRONG

[Anonymous No.17559939]

BRUH

[Anonymous No.17559942]

Just overheard some boomers in my office talk about how they held through the financial crisis and it "only took 3 years" for his 401k to recover lmao

[Anonymous No.17559943]

>>17559905
No, what the bears have been warning you dumb retards about for the past two weeks continues to have merit.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17559947]

The guy who does my 401k just said that they're discontinuing one of things I bought and merging it with something else. Should I just dump it or take the merger?

[Anonymous No.17559948]

ech

[Anonymous No.17559959]

>>17559870
Too soon

[Plunge Protection Team !vwY3ZQ0QzQ No.17559960]

>>17559872
>>17559937
>>17559935
Buy it, we have never let this go to 0 and its not about to today. Buy the dip. 21 more minute before pump.

[Anonymous No.17559964]

>-3.0%
>-3.0%
>-3.0%
BEARS WW@???

[Anonymous No.17559963]

>>17559942
They don’t know, LMAO!

[Anonymous No.17559967]

>>17559947
When in doubt, get the fuck out.

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17559969]

>>17559447
>>17559933
>hOWs dat TEchniCal AnnalysSis
fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17559975]

>>17559947
kys

[Anonymous No.17559978]

The sheer force of this pump...

[Anonymous No.17559981]

>>17559900
Market is still open faggot

[Anonymous No.17559983]

>>17559831
I mean, 777 seems more realistic than 3000. How the fuck are we supposed to believe these stock process are anything but insane hype / tulip bulbs / boomer con job.
If you have brass balls you can stay in and try to ride the waves of delusion. Maybe it will go up another 10% this year I have no idea. What I do know in my gut is that these prices aren't correct. The stock market exists to be a price discovery mechanism but it's clearly completely fucked and is now a game of chicken between boomers, millennials, wallstreet, the fed, the rich, the poor, pension funds, etc etc etc. Total insanity.
The housing market is equally insane. This won't and can't last. You can try to time it if you want but I'm out. The average person is going to get fucked no matter what

[Anonymous No.17559984]

LYFTCHADS RISE UP!

[Anonymous No.17559985]

>>17559937
Nobody here owns any stock anon. We're all dollar maximalists.

[Anonymous No.17559987]

these swings are so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.17559990]

>fucking 400 point swings keep canceling each other out
AHHHHHhHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?????

[Anonymous No.17559992]

what in the fuck is this volatility, down -3% to -2% wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.17559995]

They're trying to pump
again

[Anonymous No.17559997]

>>17559447
oof

[Anonymous No.17559998]

How much more longer can the feds keep up?

[Anonymous No.17559999]

Final 5 minutes
Bears channel your energy

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17560000]

HEY (You), YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!

[Anonymous No.17560002]

I WANT OFF MR POWELLS WILD RIDE

[Anonymous No.17560004]

N O
E S C A P E

[Anonymous No.17560008]

They tried another end of day pump but got denied

[Anonymous No.17560010]

>>17559924
>by that logic we should also just sell and realize our losses.
No, as I've been saying all day. If you're in a losing position and are not trading on margin, your only real choice is to hold and wait out the recovery that will come in a few years.

But if you're in cash, you should STAY IN CASH. There's still a lot more bottom here. Dollar cost averaging like you suggest won't work because the amount of cash an investor has is always less than the ability of the market to keep crashing.

[Anonymous No.17560009]

>these fucking swings
this market is completely fucked

[Anonymous No.17560012]

>le inbladion is gud :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.17560013]

>>17559990
Bogs and sminem

[Anonymous No.17560015]

And its going down again

[Anonymous No.17560016]

I'VE LOST EVERYTHING
I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD MY USUAL DINNER OF CHEESEBURGER PIZZA AND STEEL RESERVE FROM THE GAS STATION TONIGHT

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17560017]

>>17559937
yes. if youre not as literate in stock markets, i would suggest to just stock cash for the next 1-2 years. and go in heavy. if you understand market psychology/economics, i would suggest to play the markets with holding overall big short positions for the foreseeable short-term future. just dont get bogged like the rest of the retards here.

[Anonymous No.17560018]

Bread and CIRCUS

[Anonymous No.17560024]

>>17559987
>-300
>+300
>-300
>+300

[Anonymous No.17560026]

THREE MINUTES

[Anonymous No.17560025]

>>17559969
enjoy your $2 in gains retard

[Anonymous No.17560027]

This isn't fucking normal holy shit

[Anonymous No.17560030]

>tfw you are now witnessing the stock market becoming as volatile as crypto

[Anonymous No.17560031]

>>17559985
jokes on you. I still have $5 worth of australis shit that'll cost me more in commission to sell

[Anonymous No.17560032]

imagine having any money tied up in this lmao

[Anonymous No.17560033]

YOU FEEL IT TOO DON'T YOU

[Anonymous No.17560035]

Thread theme:
https://m.soundcloud.com/zevolvez/undertale-ost-battle-against-a-true-hero-360p

[Anonymous No.17560036]

He bought?

[Anonymous No.17560037]

once the fed lets the s&p tank below 3k there is going to be blood in the streets.

[Anonymous No.17560038]

>>17560000
Checked, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.17560040]

>>17559998
They'll waste trillions of dollar before they let this market die

[Anonymous No.17560043]

GUH

[Plunge Protection Team !vwY3ZQ0QzQ No.17560044]

>>17559992
>>17559995
>>17559998
PLUNGERS OUT BOYS

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
>GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
>GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
>GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

[Anonymous No.17560045]

>>17559985
Ok, but if we're already in a recession that means sooner or later unemployment will rise and prices will go down. Maybe that would be a good time to invest in real estate?

[Anonymous No.17560047]

REFR cheapies

[Anonymous No.17560048]

Just so you know, this is the Fed still pumping as hard as they can even though it's -3%

[Anonymous No.17560049]

RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17560050]

>>17559981
shut your whore mouth. ive already bodybagged your dumb ass.

[Anonymous No.17560051]

VOLATILITY CHADS RISE UP!

[Anonymous No.17560052]

SPY CLOSING UNDER 300
HUGE DROP TOMORROW
HOPE IS EXTINGUISHED.

[Anonymous No.17560063]

>he bought

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17560064]

>>17560044
CHECKED AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17560067]

>>17560016
Based.
Gas station cheeseburgers are my weakness, bro

[Anonymous No.17560068]

>>17560000

[Plunge Protection Team !vwY3ZQ0QzQ No.17560069]

*PLUNGING INTENSIFIES*

[Anonymous No.17560070]

big oof incoming

[Anonymous No.17560072]

>>17559937
I am investing in stocks and ETFS that will do well in the future, also puts with low IV :)

[Anonymous No.17560073]

2008 all over again

[Anonymous No.17560078]

look how desperately they're tryign to keep it above 3k

[Anonymous No.17560081]

>>17559708
I'm a neet and I bought for the first time right before the plague hit.

[Anonymous No.17560086]

>>17559932
the Bog

[Anonymous No.17560090]

theme for final minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8trSrT2cx8

[Anonymous No.17560095]

DING DING DING DING DING!

[Anonymous No.17560096]

[Anonymous No.17560098]

ALMOST 300,000,000 VOLUME ON SPY
THIS IS HISTORIC

[Anonymous No.17560100]

lel you should all be proud this thread sums up this whole shitshow pretty well

[Anonymous No.17560102]

If i get insanely rich from my gambles i will use the money to hunt down and kill all tripfags

[Anonymous No.17560105]

gg

[Anonymous No.17560106]

RIP

[Anonymous No.17560108]

Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.17560112]

>>17560008
Should’ve seen this coming after the meeting was announced.

Orange man frumpy Drumpf telling the hedge fund managers what he was planning, thinking they’d play along. The second he leaves the room they laugh their asses off.

[Anonymous No.17560114]

>closed under 26k
rip

[Anonymous No.17560115]

>>17560081
Do you use Nordnet, Avanza or some other broker?

[W333333D3R1N0 !L.hkr77.7c No.17560116]

5.85% today. not bad.

[Anonymous No.17560123]

>>17559854
>>17559960
>thinks we're going to listen to some faggot tripfag who appeared in the last 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.17560134]

this is what i live for

[Anonymous No.17560137]

>tfw Monday was LITERALLY the biggest deadcat of all time

[Anonymous No.17560141]

how does it feel fellow bearchads

[Anonymous No.17560142]

>>17559829
>>17559881
Yea, saved

>>17559862
They sold me, I'm staying in my meager cash horde for while, maybe like anon suggested >>17559858

>>17559933
This, my library has guptas smoking in front of it every week

>>17559942
Some dude at my uni assured my boomer professor that the markets recovered from yesterday, fucking hysterical

[Plunge Protection Team !vwY3ZQ0QzQ No.17560145]

>>17560078
>trying
we succeeded. Not all heros wear capes, some have plungers.

[Anonymous No.17560150]

All that pumping and the best they could do was a .0xx% away for -3%.

RIP. The days of the pink wojacks are upon us all.

[Anonymous No.17560149]

>>17560102
absolutely based
>>17560052
> Pumps $15 AMO

[Anonymous No.17560151]

>>17560115
avanza

[Anonymous No.17560153]

Gap down tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17560160]

NEW NEW ENW NEW

>>17560154

>>17560154

>>17560154

>>17560154
>>17560154
>>17560154

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17560163]

We'll get them tomorrow Bull Bros. Once Biden wins big tonight everything will be right with the world again tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17560166]

>all those retards who seriously thought that wasn't a dead cat bounce yesterday

[Anonymous No.17560168]

tomorrow is gonna be such a fucking shitstorm

[Anonymous No.17560172]

4% today, not counting over 50% in cash that is ready to buy cheapies and therefore relatively gained too.

[Anonymous No.17560175]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.41%, bad but could be a lot worse, expecially consider how great yesterday was. Additional VXX butterfree deployed, this one expires friday, smol and fast cutie.
Fed deploying rat cute this soon is concerning 2 me, especial so many bippy. Not enormously concerned at equities being down on announcement, you'd be crazy to expect any different since it's this early. Very busy at work, will have to look at charts when I get home. Close held above 300??

[Anonymous No.17560176]

>>17560141
Like shit. Not only did RH cuck me out of 8k in gains, they made me mousy as fuck today and limited my gains to like 20%

[Anonymous No.17560179]

>>17560145
PPT is buying the bounce, making them more retarded than the average /smg/ poster

[Anonymous No.17560233]

>>17560141
That last ten minutes was unironicly the most epic thing I have seen in months
The full might of the United State's Imperial power clash against the encroaching Void

[Anonymous No.17560240]

>>17560045
the housing bubble which is pumped up by foreigh (mainly chinese and arab) investment needs to pop. They mainly buy properties here as a hedge against their own economies and governments. If its a global recession i think we'll see capital flight from around the world into the us housing market.

[Anonymous No.17560280]

>>17560240
That actually makes perfect sense, thank you.

[Anonymous No.17560290]

It is time to end this.
I will buy now, with everything I have.
I will buy stocks with my 20k cash and take 10k debit to buy more.

[Anonymous No.17560334]

>>17559987
They make complete sense when you realize they're 60% too high and everyone is playing chicken with morons

[Anonymous No.17560360]

>>17560240
So why would it ever pop then? That makes it sound like it can only get bigger.

[Anonymous No.17560442]

>>17560009
how can you possibly not enjoy the volatility ?

[Anonymous No.17560481]

>>17559937
Diversify assets into stocks, cash, gold and commodities

[Anonymous No.17560532]

This is a fucking nightmare.

[Anonymous No.17560635]

>>17560000

Thanks anon. I needed that. Peaceful and reassuring quad zero's checked.

[Anonymous No.17561019]

>>17559898
you wouldnt, by any chance, have another sauce?

[Anonymous No.17561058]

>>17559927
can u get a peasent bro a name?

[Anonymous No.17561163]

>>17559404
Oh christ you insufferable faggot, guys like you end up getting burned so hard. I'm betting a thousand this tripfag ruins his rep to the point he abandons his trip when his own self absorbed stupidity catches up to him.