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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:27:31 No.17554982 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:17 No.17554997 It's over

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:24 No.17555001 Invest in gold.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:28 No.17555003 File: 62 KB, 1122x817, 1583028739333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its over.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:44 No.17555010 Invest in a sharp stick

>>	THEKushBRO !PXDmhco68w Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:45 No.17555012 LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:46 No.17555013 >>17554982 Robinhood needs to be removed from the sticky.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:50 No.17555015 File: 248 KB, 820x1080, 1565898655214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That market is crazy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:50 No.17555016 How far out do my puts need to be for SPY to hit 0?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:52 No.17555017 >>17554982 imagine not longing the most obvious dip since 2008

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:54 No.17555018 File: 2.85 MB, 445x247, very funny.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUUUUURRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:55 No.17555019 File: 147 KB, 691x500, plagueaet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IMAGINE BEING LONG INTO THUR FRI IMAGINE THAT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:28:59 No.17555020 >>17554997 >>17555003 is it over or is it just beginning. i need the truth.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:29:01 No.17555021 File: 85 KB, 360x749, 1583152031038.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw all in on silver.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:29:10 No.17555024 File: 1.29 MB, 200x235, 1534907223845.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] over 70million people quarantined in china and people think a rate cut is going to do anything... wow.. fucking wow

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:29:23 No.17555032 File: 40 KB, 360x235, 1380593090359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's all downhill from here. GET OUT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:29:34 No.17555035 File: 23 KB, 646x720, wojack ooo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE BEARS SHALL FEAST TODAY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:29:35 No.17555036 File: 53 KB, 476x231, p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this nigga saying lines like he's at a funeral.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:29:35 No.17555037 OMFG Trading 212 is dead as well wtf.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:29:40 No.17555039 >>17555021 And all they did was laugh at our PM threads...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:29:51 No.17555044 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:29:53 No.17555045 >>17555001 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:29:59 No.17555049 File: 64 KB, 925x750, 1582815294888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You had your fun on monday but play time is over

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:30:08 No.17555050 >>17555032 I would if I could. I'm still up, but can't do shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:30:16 No.17555054 i hope SOXL crashes so I can get some

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:30:26 No.17555056 THE FED CUT RATES SHIPPING CONTAINERS WILL MAGICALLy APPEAR IN PORTS NOW DEMAND WILL SPIKE EVEN IF EVERYONE IS SCARED SHITLESS Of A VIRUS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:30:34 No.17555059 File: 687 KB, 2560x1440, 1569184203385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Come, crack open a can of beans and let us tell you of the third month in the year of twenty-twenty.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:30:39 No.17555060 File: 140 KB, 1272x1264, current state of the economy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE WRITINGS ON THE WALL!!! IT WON'T GO AWAY!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:30:44 No.17555062 File: 161 KB, 1401x1003, seattle-ded.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tl,dr: Seattle is at the same level as early Wuhan but burgers won't chink so it's ogre. You could have prevented this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:30:53 No.17555063 >>17555056 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:31:01 No.17555066 Vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite DotA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:31:11 No.17555068 >CRYPTO IS JUST TOO VOLATILE FOR ME BRO. >STOCKS ARE MUCH BETTER TRUST ME BRO

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:31:15 No.17555070 >>17555056 Then why was the market pricing in a rate cut yesterday? They got what they wanted and they dump.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:31:26 No.17555072
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*squashes mumu, getting bull brains and twitching bull toes all over my shoes*
Ugh, man....
*scrapes bull off shoe on driveway*
*spits on hot driveway while mumu rots in the sun*

That's what mumus are to me. All bulls will be squashed and destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:31:27 No.17555074 >>17555054 I think with rate cuts, you could see people flee to those stocks kek, because fiat currency will be so worthless after this everyone will want assets worth a shit. I see it dropping more but not huge hopes.

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:31:30 No.17555077 robinhood open get your fucking money out of there

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:31:58 No.17555083 >>17555036 This poor guy doesn't want to be the front-man when the global recession kicks in.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:31:59 No.17555084 File: 507 KB, 1070x601, 4L_lD1TTUIH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUST LET IT ALL BURN DOWN AND START OVER

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:32:01 No.17555085 File: 7 KB, 225x225, 1558607959990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hahaha at least i can buy cheaper stocks rihgt?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:32:11 No.17555089 AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:32:25 No.17555092 We crash this afternoon or we crash tomorrow. Either way, short the market for easy money.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:32:29 No.17555093 Guys! Guys! I got a great plan. We cut rates because the president needs to be praised at all times! What could go wrong?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:32:37 No.17555096
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I UNIRONICALLY BOUGHT YESTERDAY I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS SHIT FUCK YOU BEARS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKBYOU I'M LOSING EVERYTHING FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING BACK GOD DAMN IT FUCK THIS SHIT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:32:46 No.17555098 >>17555070 they're pricing in the pricing in

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:00 No.17555101 File: 65 KB, 367x306, its actually happening.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555092 Even with max manipulation they can't stop ground truth.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:06 No.17555103 File: 5 KB, 225x225, 1519875099578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:09 No.17555106 File: 104 KB, 819x1024, 1583170528259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I told you

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:29 No.17555111 >>17555092 buy otm spy puts expiring monday

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:31 No.17555113 File: 494 KB, 902x1792, F78C7AF5-1F49-45DD-BE29-ACA85243EFEB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:36 No.17555115 File: 41 KB, 668x960, FB_IMG_1583251299912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUST

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:40 No.17555117 stonks on sale buy now for instant savings

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:41 No.17555118 File: 42 KB, 480x360, 7t5jhxt8avw31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here it comes!

>>	HomerTrumpBagholderExtraordina(...) !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:42 No.17555119 If the economy is so strong then why the emergency rate cut? Maybe the economy is actually more fragile than the guys want us to believe.

>>	DO NOT BTFD-THE FED HATES U !Er52KjkrmI Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:43 No.17555121 File: 293 KB, 820x848, 1582773710482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17554982 GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. WHY DIDN'T THE CUT DO ANYTHING MOTHER FUCKER

>>	THEKushBRO !PXDmhco68w Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:46 No.17555122 >>17555096 get fucked you stupid bullfag

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:33:59 No.17555124 File: 55 KB, 1000x1000, 0D69A8B5-42D0-4549-8A10-C4071756E347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555096 kekerino my fucking sides bulls are mentally ill

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:34:00 No.17555125 >>17555096 Bull Trap.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:34:16 No.17555130 File: 68 KB, 1024x905, 1582769740012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555079 HNNNGHGHGHHGHGHHGHG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:34:17 No.17555132 >>17555096 explain your thought process on 'being done with this shit'

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:34:36 No.17555139 Is the Dow going to be down 1000 points on close again? Holy fuck lmao.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:34:48 No.17555140 >>17555111 I can't buy options because I'm a dumb faggot. Best I can do is leveraged ETFs. RIP my dreams of being a millionaire.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:34:48 No.17555141 CUT MORE NOW YOU RETARDS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:34:49 No.17555143 >>17555113 PPT + Fed guns blazing Market knows they can't solve this problem

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:34:52 No.17555145 so this is the power of the trump economy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:35:10 No.17555152 File: 32 KB, 580x548, 1582765565526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:35:31 No.17555153 File: 35 KB, 315x349, 1566636965973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just flip your monitor bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:35:38 No.17555155 File: 1.01 MB, 426x234, BEAR STRONK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the Fed can't cut rates again because it would be admitting that the earlier emergency rate cut had no effect, and the shit is really bad

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:35:41 No.17555156 Buy the dip bulls :^)

>>	THEKushBRO !PXDmhco68w Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:35:41 No.17555157 File: 114 KB, 1200x675, BIBLICAL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >FED CUTS RATES >>DOES NOTHING >BERNIE WINS TODAY >>DUMPENING WILL BE FUCKING BIBLICAL FAGGOTS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:35:45 No.17555161 Why won’t KO hit at least yesterday’s low? Why is all the quality just a bit higher than I would like to buy? >>17555106 What the fucking hell goddamn Insane if real Probably disappointing if fake. >>17555113 What am I looking at here?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:35:49 No.17555163 How the FUCK can you get a .5% rate cute the day AFTER the biggest market gain of all time?!?! FUCKING INSIDER TRADING, FUCK THESE FUCKING JEWS, HANG THEM FROM THE NEAREST LAMP POST. POLITICIANS NEED TO BE ERADICATED FROM THIS EARTH!!!!

>>	HomerTrumpBagholderExtraordina(...) !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:35:51 No.17555164 The dow is dumping harder than an ERC20 shitcoin. WTF

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:35:54 No.17555165 >>17555077 OH look, my limit sell of TECL at 246 didn't go through. Convenient coincidence..

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:36:01 No.17555167 File: 27 KB, 583x616, 4L_Dt4M2r13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] M-maybe they meant 75 bps and it was just a typo

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:36:12 No.17555172 Dow is so fucked, this will be crash harder than '08/09

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:36:16 No.17555173 File: 125 KB, 1280x720, dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ABANDON YOUR LONGS! SELL! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:36:19 No.17555175 File: 91 KB, 227x222, Smug Hank.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AMD CHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:36:20 No.17555176 File: 230 KB, 520x688, Super Bobo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE'RE NOT DONE YET BULLTARDS YOU OWE ME 1500 POINTS NEGATIVE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:36:28 No.17555178 File: 760 KB, 4096x2684, CoronaChan visit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:36:38 No.17555180 >people actually bought the dip >INTO A PANDEMIC AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:36:44 No.17555181 >>17555163 They did the cut because they knew the market was gonna sink today, too bad it will happen tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:36:49 No.17555185 >>17555115 You expect a guy who doesn't know how to screenshot & uses rh to know how to trade?

>>	HomerTrumpBagholderExtraordina(...) !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:36:52 No.17555186 >>17555157 Everybody I've talked to today has said the voted for Trump in the primary.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:37:05 No.17555188 File: 7 KB, 129x175, 08D523D3-A027-44CD-9603-5C813DA168B3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555106 MY FUCKING DICK HNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:37:12 No.17555192 File: 53 KB, 640x495, 1583010369987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Old FTSE pit guy once told me you always want to be one of the first rats off the ship. And if something is 'supposed to' move but just sits there, see above.

THEKushBRO !PXDmhco68w Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:37:26 No.17555197
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BULLFAGS QUESTIONED THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENT OF BIBLICAL SCRIPTURES REGARDING THE GREAT DUMPENING OF THE 2020 DECADE, MY FUCKING SIDERINOS. WHERE ALL THE ANON TRANNIES WHO WERE TALKING UP YESTERDAY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:37:37 No.17555200 >>17555106 D-did she put make up on her tits? Or foundation whatever its called

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:37:47 No.17555203 File: 153 KB, 478x645, f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everyone calm your tits. my mans says it's only going to infect 20-60% of all adults on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:37:50 No.17555205 interest rates are going to stop people worry about a virus lmao sell sell sell

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:37:56 No.17555206 >>17555197 which verse is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:37:57 No.17555207 holy shit bros..... read the WHO twitter stream..... it's so mother fucking bleak..... 3.4% mortality... https://twitter.com/who?lang=en

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:38:23 No.17555219 File: 261 KB, 640x480, 1578224797127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555178 DO CORONA CHAN! BURN IT DOWN TO THE FUCKING GROUND!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:38:36 No.17555224 >>17555106 Big titty asians are a miracle of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:38:44 No.17555225 yesterday you told me to "cope" guess who ain't coping now

>>	THEKushBRO !PXDmhco68w Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:39:12 No.17555230 >>17555206 JONAH SILVERBERG VERSE 32;4 >>THOU SHALL NOT STOP THE BIBLICAL DUMPENING WHERE AS THOU THE GREAT BATTERINO VIRUSINO PLAGUETH UPON THEE HUMANITEE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:39:34 No.17555236 Can we stop pretending central banking policy will fix quarantines and the 10 to 20% hospitalization rates? Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:39:40 No.17555238 >oh hey, another chance to buy...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:39:40 No.17555239 Bearfags got too cocky, I'm buying this dip

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:39:56 No.17555242 Robinhood up it seems pull whatever money you have left out of that shitshow, if you didn't get it all out yesterday

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:40:12 No.17555249 We're bouncing. We're bouncing.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:40:26 No.17555253
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I know we can't forget the past.
You can't forget love and pride,
because of that it is killing me inside.

It all returns to nothinggggg
It just keeps tumbling down tumbling downnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:40:29 No.17555254 >>17555106 >pic big if flu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:40:32 No.17555257 >he keeps buying "The Dip"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:40:46 No.17555263 >thats a risky position to be in if you use a platform named after a vigilante CNBC with the bants

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:40:48 No.17555264 WHY ARE MY PUTS GOING DOWN IN A DOWN MARKET????

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:40:55 No.17555266 >>17555155 Based lil nig

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:40:59 No.17555269 File: 18 KB, 246x205, 1583173057112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] refresh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:41:06 No.17555274 File: 138 KB, 736x554, welcome_to.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Up >Down >Up >Down BEGONE CRAB

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:41:10 No.17555278 >it's retracing LET IT DIE ALREADY YOU GLOWING FED NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:41:12 No.17555280 >>17555132 IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING SNIFFLES ABSOLUTE BULL FUCKING SHIT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:41:25 No.17555283 >>17555264 iv

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:41:40 No.17555289 >>17555207 3.4% moratality? It's supposed to infect 80% of the world. That means 200 million are going to die directly from this over the next 2 years.... Mass graves when?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:41:42 No.17555290 If they pull off a 300 dow point spring it would be pretty cool but there's a lot of shit to get through here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:41:49 No.17555293 DAX and FTSE crashing as well

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:41:57 No.17555294 File: 609 KB, 1919x2080, CoronaChan 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555219 Are you thirsty beary anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:42:01 No.17555295 File: 222 KB, 608x593, 4L_b1iH5GUL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOTTOM IS IN BOTTOM IS IN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:42:06 No.17555297 >>17555280 >how could the government allow this to happen

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:42:52 No.17555306 >>17555186 Are you retarded? Why would republicans vote for anyone besides trump in the primary?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:42:58 No.17555309 >>17555283 IV IS GOING UP THO

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:43:01 No.17555312 >>17555297 The sniffles doesn't cull 200 million people.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:43:29 No.17555316 File: 57 KB, 1263x1203, Screenshot (738).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this aint your dad's stock market. this is the work of BASED zoomer economics.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:43:45 No.17555321 >>17555289 Who will dig them?

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:43:55 No.17555324 >housing bubble about to explode.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:44:08 No.17555329 >>17555312 >200 million elderly Chinese with ruined lungs and immune systems from pollution and terrible hygiene

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:44:09 No.17555330 >>17555280 ok but that's what YOU think surely you'd consider what everyone else thinks lol. there's obvious unease, which will turn to panic quickly if/when the west is hit hard by it

>>	THEKushBRO !PXDmhco68w Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:44:12 No.17555331 >>17555306 LMFAO

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:44:27 No.17555334 >>17555306 I don't know, isn't McMuffin running against him?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:44:28 No.17555336 >>17555309 >He doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:44:43 No.17555341 STEVE MNUCHIN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:44:50 No.17555342 File: 129 KB, 660x841, _111111909_telegraph.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BTC tanking as well kekk you really do have to laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:44:53 No.17555344 >>17555312 The great boomercaust is coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:45:11 No.17555348 File: 37 KB, 808x543, Screenshot (739).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what happens next bros?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:45:18 No.17555352
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>>17555280
Going by all the scary headlines on CNBC, you'd think the government is going to declare martial law, imposing curfews, and US soldiers in MOPP-4 will be patrolling our streets and manning checkpoints.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:45:19 No.17555351 >>17555344 Gonna miss my parents desu.

>>	DO NOT BTFD-THE FED HATES U !Er52KjkrmI Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:45:22 No.17555353 File: 1.30 MB, 1200x800, 1582512651986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE MAKE IT STOP

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:45:32 No.17555354 >>17555289 Long Caterpillar and the McDonalds those gravediggers will slurp down when they get hungry after a long day of putting boomers where they belong

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:45:38 No.17555355 >>17555336 >IV up >market down Please explain!!!

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:46:13 No.17555363 >all these bearish patterns heh, nothing personal bulls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:46:15 No.17555365 >>17555293 >DAX green >Crashing Its not even dumping right now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:46:17 No.17555367 >>17555351 same

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:46:19 No.17555368 File: 715 KB, 640x800, CoronaChan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555353 >I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:46:26 No.17555373 File: 252 KB, 696x564, STONKS NO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17554982

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:46:29 No.17555374 File: 22 KB, 680x760, 834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Buy the dip. >H-h-how much Sir? >All of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:47:01 No.17555379 >>17555348 Fuck if I know FED could pump this any second and algos dump it. No idea

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:47:01 No.17555380 What is the rate cut going to do to bond yields?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:47:12 No.17555382 >>17555355 IV is a measure of Insurance buying

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:47:29 No.17555387 Jesus I'm so fucking terrified of doing anything in this market.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:47:36 No.17555388
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Wtf? Is it actually true that Corona doesn't infect white people as badly as it does non-whites? The spread in Sweden (swedes that came from vacation from Italy) is being reported that every single infected person is now healthy even though it was confirmed they actually had Corona ~2 weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:48:12 No.17555401 File: 183 KB, 1077x797, 1582728940607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I tried to warn you /smg/. I told you it was a bulltrap, the most obvious bulltrap in the history of bulltraps, and you didn't listen.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:48:20 No.17555402 >>17555380 nothing, they've already moved

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:48:39 No.17555405 >>17555387 Cash and carry my dude Cash and carry Not worth the mental strain

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:48:41 No.17555406 File: 109 KB, 1000x746, cash is king.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555387 yeah i'm all cash. feels so fucking good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:48:42 No.17555407 >>17555382 If IV goes up, shouldn’t it increase the value of puts?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:48:53 No.17555410 File: 21 KB, 423x245, dividends are your fren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN DCA all day

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:49:04 No.17555412 >>17555388 The virus attacks ACE2 receptors which are more abundant in Chinese than whites.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:49:15 No.17555417 Meanwhile no one is paying attention to Deutsche going under.

>>	THEKushBRO !PXDmhco68w Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:49:18 No.17555418 >>17555401 YOU DIDNT SAY SHIT. I SAID IT WAS A BULL TRAP/DEAD CAT. ALL YOU ANON TRANNIES SWITCH BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN BEAR/BULL. TRIPFAGS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT. THATS WHY WE MAKE THE MOST AMOUNT OF MONEY HERE.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:49:33 No.17555422 File: 117 KB, 224x221, 1549052694040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and then they said "cash is trash"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:49:43 No.17555423 >>17555387 Even the biggest pros pull out in volatility like this, the spreads become insane at the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:49:55 No.17555425 >>17555401 >implying this isn't a bear trap

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:49:58 No.17555426 >>17555418 Well now that the floor is in we can make some shekels if we enter long positions here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:50:00 No.17555427 File: 360 KB, 500x500, 1465494576971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555373 Boomers are getting culled, and you're getting cheapies. What's not to like? I look forward to scooping up some cheap MSFT and AAPL.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:50:02 No.17555429 >>17555406 disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:50:18 No.17555436 File: 54 KB, 443x443, do you feel it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >50-point rate cut >volatility indices rise

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:50:31 No.17555438 >>17555407 What Puts do you have? Strike Price and Expiration. Also remember there was a FUCK HUGE IV crush right after the rate announcement

>>	DO NOT BTFD-THE FED HATES U !Er52KjkrmI Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:50:31 No.17555439 >>17555418 post your p/l you lying retard

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:50:38 No.17555441

>>17555410
What are the best stocks to buy for Dividends? I'm sick of day trading and all the stress that comes with it. I'd like some nice longer term stocks I can hold for a few years and collect divs in the mean time.

Coca cola and BP a good start?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:50:39 No.17555442 If interest rates are cut surely that means gold would be a good contract to buy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:50:57 No.17555448 >>17555410 Pssst.... don't tell them that stock value > stock price.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:51:05 No.17555452 >>17555388 No but if you get first World level medical care you're much more likely to survive Plus all Swedes take PrEp everyday to protect against aids

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:51:07 No.17555453 >>17555418 >switching That would require us on rh to have the ability to trade.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:51:10 No.17555454 >>17555426 Get bent

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:51:19 No.17555457 markets will close at 1 pm pst screencap this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:51:53 No.17555466 >>17555442 Gold is already rising.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:51:57 No.17555468 >>17555418 shut up you fucking tripfag all caps attention whoring cunt. DUDE WEED TOLDME

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:51:59 No.17555470 BULLTRAP CONFIRMED BEARS VINDICATED

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:52:08 No.17555473 File: 173 KB, 900x1089, mfw lel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555457 lel

>>	THEKushBRO !PXDmhco68w Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:52:19 No.17555477 IM GOING TO ROLL A FATTY NOW TO CELEBRATE THE VICTORY OF BOBOS AND SLAUGHTER OVER THE RETARDED MUMUFAGS.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:52:42 No.17555479 >>17555438 Probably the rate cut, but my puts are in April. They are down 20-60% despite everything moving in favor.

>>	ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:53:17 No.17555490 File: 149 KB, 1014x708, Screenshot_2020-03-04-05-42-36-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:53:35 No.17555492 >>17555405 I feel like I’ve barely gotten any work done so far this week. I need to protect my 2020 gains at all costs, probably going all cash across all my accounts by the end of the day

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:53:37 No.17555493 >>17555412 Source or bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:53:41 No.17555495 >>17555466 nod rly USD is just in freefall

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:54:02 No.17555505 >>17555454 It's steadily climbing. I mean you can get in now or later, but you'll get in.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:54:05 No.17555507 File: 40 KB, 641x458, dow_mar 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >still acting like we're falling Explain yourselves

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:54:15 No.17555510 File: 527 KB, 581x512, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nothing matters. it's over

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:54:20 No.17555512 Looks like bull is back on the menu boys

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:54:39 No.17555517 >>17555490 weren't you insanely bearish tho and freaking out about the virus? how are you red today?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:54:53 No.17555520 >>17555412 So godemperor trump was right again. Mainstream media is lying and its just a flu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:54:57 No.17555521 The next great depression incoming. Screen cap this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:55:09 No.17555522 File: 1.40 MB, 3072x4614, 6568467946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love seen tripfags being ignored. Makes my day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:55:25 No.17555526 >>17555410 >>17555448 Besides cocacola what are some other good dividend stocks?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:55:27 No.17555528 >he bought the bounce HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST A FLU RIGHT BROS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:55:27 No.17555529 >>17555470 >Coming back up now. Beartrap confirmed. Bulls vindicated.

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:56:03 No.17555539 >triple top into rising wedge yikes bulls gonna stock up on some puts now i think gg no re

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:56:11 No.17555540 File: 82 KB, 474x351, cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hahaha this is going to be worse than katrina

>>	DO NOT BTFD-THE FED HATES U !Er52KjkrmI Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:56:25 No.17555545 File: 781 KB, 1002x1006, 1582559952575.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555512 listen retard........ DO YOU REALLY THINK THE PPT IS GOING TO BUY AT THE LAST 15 MINUTES TODAY AND MAKE ALL STONKS GO UP +10%?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:56:45 No.17555556 >>17555507 that isn't for today retard

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:56:50 No.17555559 premiums on everything is so expensive. what are some looooong plays i can make right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:56:52 No.17555561 File: 148 KB, 970x1334, 1560190280619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are you still in the market or gambling when shit is so volatile we can go from the highest bump in history to another crash in 1 day?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:56:55 No.17555562
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>>17555512

Nothing about this is a bull market.

If the market doesn't recover before Q1 results come out that will be the end.

DB will be the first to get in trouble.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:57:16 No.17555566 >>17555479 VIX caved in on itself after the cut. Dropping premiums across the board. Now they are clawing their way back up based off Delta and IV

>>	DO NOT BTFD-THE FED HATES U !Er52KjkrmI Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:57:26 No.17555568 File: 13 KB, 320x289, 1582313258230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PPT WILL BUY AT THE LAST 15 MINUTES TODAY JUST LIKE YESTERDAY AND FRIDAY

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:57:29 No.17555569 >>17555510 They said it's not going to hit us.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:57:47 No.17555574 >>17555555

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:58:15 No.17555583 File: 22 KB, 1184x94, Screenshot (741).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555510 would that it twere so simple

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:58:21 No.17555585 I used to be a big bull like a month ago, but the fact that the Fed cut rates today tells me that this is way worse than what was originally thought. In the FOMC today Jerome was almost shaking

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:58:21 No.17555586 >>17555562 Krauts BTFO how the fuck can DB be insolvent man that shit is a ridiculously bad reflection on their MGMT.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:58:26 No.17555587 >>17555561 I love the rush of both losing my ass and making retardo money in a flash.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:58:27 No.17555588 File: 201 KB, 322x395, rice_bowl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555561 >why are you gambling when it is the most fun?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:58:29 No.17555589 >>17555510 >>17555569 so thats what trump was talking about that it'll all be over in april??

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:58:37 No.17555592 >>17555562 when are they to release?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:59:08 No.17555604 File: 117 KB, 964x520, ERZRwUmXsAIgUxK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555526 >my wallet

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:59:24 No.17555607 >>17555510 Do we actually have some game plan if a rock is ever flying into our planet like that for real

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:59:49 No.17555615 >>17555586 >how? by holding all of EUs bags

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 11:59:55 No.17555618 >>17555289 LONG CATERPILLAR. WE NEED EARTHMOVERS.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:00:29 No.17555629 >>17555520 >>17555493 https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1.full >A comparison between eight individual samples demonstrated that the Asian male one has an extremely large number of ACE2-expressing cells in the lung.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:00:46 No.17555634 God damn it, did we just hit the fucking ceiling?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:00:56 No.17555637 >>17555604 HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING WARREN BUFFET IN OUR THREAD

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:00:59 No.17555641 >>17555607 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk9MK5smzVE&t=438s

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:01:09 No.17555644 FUCK ROBINHOOD FUCK THE FED FUCK SMG FUCK WSB FUCK STOCKTWITS FUCK NIGS FUCK JANNIES

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:01:30 No.17555650 >>17555607 Die.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:01:44 No.17555652 >>17555493 First part us true second part is false https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.preprints.org/manuscript/202002.0258/v1/download&ved=2ahUKEwjhwaLs4_7nAhVDKH0KHeR1BAYQFjACegQIBhAC&usg=AOvVaw1CuJLaA9eGu0A-EBvZsalR

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:01:46 No.17555653 >>17555510 >If it hits This usually means it won't even get remotely close to earth

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:01:48 No.17555654 File: 119 KB, 785x437, 1583071691673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555289 >Mass graves when? Now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:02:24 No.17555658 the best part of this is we're already in a deep ass fucking hole lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:02:34 No.17555661 >>17555607 We could calculate where it hits and move people to avoid it. If it'd hit 1st world, that is. Likelihood of hitting sea is pretty high.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:02:38 No.17555662 >>17555510 would put RH users out of their misery desu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:02:59 No.17555663 >>17555607 I would buy some puts and gold.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:03:01 No.17555664 Lunchtime dump?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:03:04 No.17555665 File: 246 KB, 180x280, 1552761667116.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555294 >>17555368 Keep dumping out the market and kill a few million boomers while you're at it and I'll take you wherever you want my beautiful beer virus

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:03:04 No.17555666 >>17555604 If this is actually your wallet post a pic with times stamp Warren. Also do jews controll the world

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:03:06 No.17555668 >>17555604 Teach us senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:03:18 No.17555673 I wonder how many billions have been spent propping up the market today alone.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:03:28 No.17555675 >SPCE green This market makes no fucking sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:03:36 No.17555678 >>17555654 >trusting a woman politician to know absolutely anything. you're almost as retarded as she is

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:03:37 No.17555679 The market is going to bounce back wait till Trump announces that everything is okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:04:09 No.17555684 File: 37 KB, 636x333, clownpepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555675 NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE ANYMORE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:04:19 No.17555686 >>17555555

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:04:27 No.17555687 File: 3.12 MB, 498x280, drumpf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice rates cut rally!!! ...oh wait

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:04:31 No.17555689 >>17555678 She might be less retarded than Trump at least, better safe than sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:04:36 No.17555690 >>17555566 Ugh, I can’t short stocks except via puts. They are puts on airlines 2 months out so should still be good. Just waiting for the government to restrict flights.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:04:36 No.17555691 >>17555412 >which are more abundant in Chinese than whites >race-targetted diseases B-but my social studies teacher told me race is a social construct. Viruses understand social constructs?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:04:37 No.17555692 >>17555658 This, even if it just crabs it’s still not recovering from last week. Its going to crash even more when people realize that

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:04:59 No.17555697 I'm fairly new to /biz/ but so far I gotta tell you the most annoying goddamn part of this place is all the fucking tripfag. Time to start filtering. Tripfags are fucking cancer and this place has fucking metastasized and is terminal

>>	We3derinoBrO !PXDmhco68w Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:05:09 No.17555700 https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234887106553679874 guys how long until we just take italy off the world map

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:05:20 No.17555702 File: 30 KB, 400x396, 1558489969134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555604

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:05:36 No.17555708 >>17555675 Nothing can stop SPCE from touching down on the moon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:05:41 No.17555709 >>17555674 No it wouldnt be unprecedented. They shut markets down before, and could for a pandemic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:05:46 No.17555710 File: 465 KB, 1024x576, 1518127941070.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555604 Glad to know you are a fellow shitposter just like the rest of us, Warren Buffet. Got any advice for this volatile, unreasonable market senpai?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:06:08 No.17555713 >>17555700 Its less cases than yesterday, we are doing a great job like the Chinese :)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:06:25 No.17555719 >>17555658 I want more. I want to see SPY crater to the 230s again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:07:01 No.17555725 >>17555697 he's canadian, it's to be expected

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:07:14 No.17555731 Inb4 trump tweet demanding rates cut to 0% fucking baby boomer damage control lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:07:14 No.17555733 >>17555690 What positions and how much are you down?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:07:16 No.17555734 File: 48 KB, 400x400, 1576624148389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555586 We will all get fucking wrecked. If DB falls they take the rest down with them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:07:16 No.17555735 >>17555588 Based >>17555522 Cute slut!

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:07:21 No.17555736 >>17555604 I don't believe you are who you claim to be.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:07:32 No.17555740
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The Dow wants to crash down to 17K so fucking bad, you can see it just begging to crash for years, it's finally here and the fed just can't accept it.

You can not fight the market for fuck's sake, the entire philosophy of trying to manipulate the market artificially high is flawed and is why we are in this fucking mess. There shouldn't have even been any stimulus in 2009, it was all a mistake since then.

Zero market intervention is better than whatever the fuck Frankenstein monster we created.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:07:42 No.17555744 Gay bitch ass weak ass Federal Niggas get rekt lol

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:08:16 No.17555751 >>17554982 >Fed intervienes >Still going down W-whats happening????

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:08:16 No.17555752 >>17555731 He already asked for rates to be slashed again

>>	We3derinoBrO !pjON3whBOM Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:08:33 No.17555756 >>17555697 >new yeah im thinking you need to leave faggot

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:08:34 No.17555755 Should I buy DB?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:09:07 No.17555767 >he didnt buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:09:16 No.17555769 File: 69 KB, 453x960, AdorkN94xSmugK12_SEX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555751 Its all fucked. We have no idea about anything anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:09:16 No.17555770 >>17555751 The inevitable end. The Obama-stimulus legacy coming to a cataclysmic end.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:09:21 No.17555773 BOOMERS gonna BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:09:33 No.17555775 >>17555740 No fren, We should manipulate more. The crash must become bigger,stronger and harder

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:09:44 No.17555777 I started a withdrawal this morning from rh. Am I going to get that money back?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:09:52 No.17555779 >>17555668 Invest in what you know. Learn the basics of value investing. Identify cheap stocks. Find businesses that will stand the test of time. Invest in good management. Be aggressive during tough times. Keep a long-term mind-set.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:10:05 No.17555784 >>17555755 >Lower Rates >Less ability for Banks to profit off interest Yes Baggy, buy DB

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:10:27 No.17555790 Going back up it's all good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:10:33 No.17555792 >>17555740 well I shoujldnt have bought in Friday night at the dip huih

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:10:44 No.17555795 >>17555674 >shut down the markets >think the crash wouldn't be realized upon reopening. I mean unless trump and co. plan on something really stupid like keeping the markets closed till after November shutting the markets down won't do shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:11:27 No.17555805 NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING BEAR MARKETRINO IT WAS OUR TURN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:11:55 No.17555809 File: 11 KB, 227x222, 75b4a9114fb4f02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cases significantly increase >record daily point rise >surprise cut by 50 basis points >markets fall

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:12:40 No.17555822 >>17555784 But didn't the banks do well with 0% interest rates when head nigger was in office?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:12:43 No.17555823 >>17555733 Puts on AAL, DAL, UAL with strikes 10-33% their current value that expire in April (after earning reports) Some calls on SQQQ at 23 and 26 VIX calls at 30 expiring next week I got for $5 TVIX shares that are at break even

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:12:44 No.17555824 Should I pick some JNJ cheapies?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:12:57 No.17555826 >>17555779 i'm just buying TSLA weekly calls broski

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:13:13 No.17555829

>>17555792
I did the same shit. I didn't realize just how fucked this entire thing is until now, a rate cut barely pumped this limp dick up for 5 minutes.

Just fuck it all, the entire monetary policy of the past decade is an abject failure that made some people rich but ruined the vast majority of the people involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:13:29 No.17555835 >>17555779 Thanks Warren. Do you think were in for the big one, or is this nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:13:38 No.17555836 File: 481 KB, 1430x788, 1574798564592.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's beautiful

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:13:50 No.17555839

>>17555809
The market knows that corona means old people die, means housing gets cheaper, means young people inherit means they can buy cheaper houses and use the inheritance and money saved to buy more stonks.
As such corona => market increases in value.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:14:07 No.17555841 >>17555809 The markets only follow the economy or their delusions, there are plenty of signs of the global economy going to the shitter and the facade the Fed is putting up will not last.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:14:21 No.17555843 Ok plz plz do the bit again Federal Reserve plz. I wanna unload my bags

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:14:21 No.17555844 Can anyone refresh my memory of how many fedbucks went to keeping this gravy train rolling since 2018?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:15:13 No.17555855
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>>17555822
lowering the rates in that instance made sense because the problem was not enough money was moving at the time. We needed more cash moving in the economy so lower rates to make it more attractive to borrow was the solution. Lowering rates now won't do shit to develop a vaccine or get ching and lee out of their welded shut apartment in wuhan and back to the factory making goods.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:15:19 No.17555858 >>17555844 About 20

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:15:37 No.17555866 >>17555829 this volitility would be goodif you could day trade

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:16:11 No.17555873 Reminder this -1 to -2% is still fed pumped support and will burst so fucking ridiculously once they give up

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:16:13 No.17555874 >>17555844 bout tree fiddy give or take a fiddy or two

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:16:17 No.17555875 >>17555836 Modern art

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:16:23 No.17555877
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>nothing good happens between friday and monday
>yesterdays general: BULLS ARE BACKK HUBB DURRBB Ohho oOHH BOBOS I THINK WE GOT TOO COCKY
>literally one day later
>HAHABADABADU
>BEAR REACTION FACE CHOCKING BULLS
Can we stop acting like idiots for 1 week?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:16:26 No.17555879 >>17554982 Pull up WHOOPWHOOP Pull up WHOOPWHOOP Pull up WHOOPWHOOP Pull up WHOOPWHOOP Pull up WHOOPWHOOP

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:16:43 No.17555882 >>17555855 this i cant think for a single reason why this would be the FEDs reaction to this

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:17:03 No.17555891

> He believes that the Fed ’s interest rate cut this time is a preemptive approach. It stimulates the economy before the economy moves into recession, and believes that the stock market will rise again after understanding the Fed's intentions.
hahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:17:04 No.17555892 >>17555866 It's just gambling at this point with swings as erratic as this. I was trying to take advantage of it but I got burned on 75% of my plays due to these insanely unpredictable movements.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:17:06 No.17555894 File: 6 KB, 893x67, 1244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555877 Screencapping this too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:17:23 No.17555899 File: 1.73 MB, 295x211, 1377567479235.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/BAhhqqX1XEU?t=274

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:17:27 No.17555902 Oh boy daddy it's down 330 again this is starting to just look embarassing. It looks like the FEd can't do shit about shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:17:39 No.17555905 >>17555877 It,s fun, so no

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:17:43 No.17555906 is this peak clown market?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:17:44 No.17555907 >>17555823 You definitely got IV Crushed. Sorry lad, some may recover if they move towards your breakeven, but if the market goes opposite you will have substantial losses

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:17:48 No.17555908 File: 181 KB, 941x887, keynes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555829 in the long run, were all dead, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:17:55 No.17555912 File: 124 KB, 1280x720, enho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555877 no, i'm fully bought into the clown market world

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:17:56 No.17555913 >>17555836 REEEEEEEEEEEEE KO WONT DROP AMZN WONT DROP AMD IS BRIGHT FUCKING GREEN RETEST THE LOWS DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS I WANT MOOOOOOOORE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:19:13 No.17555916 >>17555823 >>17555907 >b-but i t-thought greeks d-didnt m-m-matter??? never gets old desu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:19:30 No.17555919 >>17555836 In fact which site make these graphs?

>>	We3derinoBrO !pjON3whBOM Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:19:48 No.17555923 >>17555906 no its a deadcat/bull trap like 90% of smart people said

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:20:02 No.17555927 HOLD ME BULLBROS, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR MARKET

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:20:22 No.17555932 >>17555751 The bubble has to pop sometime anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:20:27 No.17555935 Imagine the Yuro markets tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:20:34 No.17555936 >>17555077 Tanks for the heads up,definitely out of there

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:20:40 No.17555939 spy wont fall below 305, it will hit that and go up to 309 then massive dump down to 302

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:21:06 No.17555944 >>17555919 https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:21:15 No.17555948 central banks will not stop until our currency is dead. buy gold

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:21:40 No.17555954 >>17555927 You had a decade of bull market, it's time to crash and go back to 12k

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:21:51 No.17555956 >>17555106 God those things r huge

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:21:53 No.17555958
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COSTCO
WONT
DROP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JPM starting to look good though
Fucking BAC getting killed!
These big banks aren’t as dependent on net interest margins as people still think.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:21:56 No.17555959 >>17555892 when did you buy in? what did you buy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:22:12 No.17555961 The rest of the week is gonna be bad. What good news could there possibly be? There's a jobs report on Friday, that's about it, red days until at least then and worse if that's bad.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:22:17 No.17555963

>>17555916
It's a lesson you can only learn the hard way unfortunately. During periods of high volatility you are better off selling covered calls or puts and collecting good premium. If you still want to replicate gambling just sell naked calls and puts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:22:19 No.17555964 Gonna vote Sanders to help crash this shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:22:23 No.17555965 SNSS anon when in the hell is the SNSS earnings meeting. I'm getting different dates from the NASDAQ, Tradingview and RH.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:22:33 No.17555968 File: 161 KB, 828x431, FC3CF362-2930-4EF2-946E-098712CD0809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You were warned bulls. Why couldn’t you just listen?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:23:05 No.17555972 File: 48 KB, 1319x255, 4666.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God is making money with stocks so easy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:23:06 No.17555973 File: 213 KB, 1024x511, 1556659053890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOMEONE MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:23:29 No.17555975 NEW >>17555971 NEW >>17555971 NEW >>17555971 NEW >>17555971 NEW >>17555971 NEW >>17555971

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:23:47 No.17555980 >>17555178 I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:23:56 No.17555983 I find it funny how the news media did a 180 from "oh no they broke containment were screwed its gonna happen 100%" to "everybody stay calm it's just the flu wash your hands and dont wear masks :)" they're lying to us so baby boomers dont panic

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:24:19 No.17555991 >>17555604 nice larp

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:24:36 No.17555997 The bond market is doing great tho. Sorry goyim but frankly you are small time..

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:24:54 No.17556000 >>17555062 Le elephant graph :DDDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:25:13 No.17556006 >>17555836 It's like Christmas

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:26:01 No.17556022 >>17555280 Yeah 70 million on quarantine and it's the sniffles

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:27:13 No.17556034 >>17555178 I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:27:19 No.17556036 >>17555907 >>17555916 Like I said, only way I can short is via buying puts. I don’t see a recovery for airlines, especially once they cancel flights.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:28:32 No.17556054

> 3500 niggas die in two months across the world
> market loses trillions of dollars
> the Flu kills 25k in America alone during the same time market gives no fucks
> Influenza kills 8000 in America alone market gives no fucks
this will never stop being funny

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:29:18 No.17556066 >>17556054 The problem is that you are stupid and clueless about the virus

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:29:45 No.17556075 File: 149 KB, 742x690, DEW 2020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555441 >>17555526

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:30:31 No.17556088 File: 999 KB, 714x1321, 1567502760352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17555178 I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:30:56 No.17556095 >>17556066 The virus will go away in like a month

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:31:48 No.17556105 >Fed used almost all its cartridges Kek, what's next, another 0.5 rate drop? And next, going negative? What a bunch of retards

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:37:37 No.17556203 Just took a long shower, are we still green? :)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:42:53 No.17556277 >>17555944 Thanks

Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 12:50:54 No.17556410

>>17556036
>I don’t see a recovery for airlines, especially once they cancel flights
neither do i
but you couldve done a bunch of other things to get short exposure, and not expose yourself to that much vega

couldve sold calls, done some spreads
or hell, you couldve just waited a bit and checked every day for a time when the premiums werent so fucktardedly high due to IV

just learn your greeks man
your wallet will thank you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 13:12:18 No.17556738 >>17556410 eh I bought before the IV spike and I've just been rolling it out to more OTM plays after ITM IV will go up if your short move happens soooo not sure I mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 3, 2020 13:33:27 No.17557053 >>17555809 Why does anyone use basis points?

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