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>> No.17553238

350 points down on the dow already....

>> No.17553240
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17553240

FOUR, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17553243

>nothingburger

>> No.17553244

ANON TRANNIES GET BODYBAGGED, TRIPFAGS ALWAYS WIN

>> No.17553250
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17553250

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17553252

Robinhood's COO is a woman

>> No.17553254
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17553254

IT'S NOT YET TOO LATE, YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELF!

SELL SELL SELL SELL!

>> No.17553255
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17553255

MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
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>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT
>MSFT
MSFT

>MSFT

>> No.17553256
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>>17553228
SNSS TO THE MOON

>> No.17553257

When does the airline dump happen?
Now?

>> No.17553259
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17553259

Anyone else seeing the dead cat bounce like 2018?

>> No.17553260

Shouldn't people realize that yesterday was a dead cat bounce and unload their stocks even more now?

>> No.17553261

Down another 1,000 points on the DOW today?

>> No.17553262
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>>17553240
LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>> No.17553264
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>>17553228
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17553273
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17553273

pump pumpppppp

>> No.17553274

>>17553260
Or a lot of people panicked last week and deciding they would sell everything once things picked up again, which happened. Now we can continue to rise

>> No.17553276
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>>17552372
>>17552617
Is it only a matter of time?

>> No.17553281

If you trade with robinhood or trade only on TA you should not be allowed to post here.

>> No.17553282

OH NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY LEL

>> No.17553283
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17553283

All according to plan

>> No.17553284

WATTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.17553285

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

>> No.17553286

HOLY FUCK AHHAHAHAHHAA

>> No.17553288

HOLY SHIT

>> No.17553289

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.17553290

>>17553255
literally a nothingburger

>> No.17553291

>>17553259
when in doubt, zoom out

>> No.17553292

holy fuck, SQQQ

>> No.17553293

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17553295

WE AWAIT FOR THE BLORMPF POWELL MNUCHIN KUDLOW TO SAY SOME SHIT TO CALM THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.17553299

Holy shit I was right

>> No.17553302

OH FUCK LOL

>> No.17553306
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>>17553262
I made a mistake.

>> No.17553309

no fucking way

>> No.17553308

What the actual fuck just happened?

>> No.17553312

>>17553260
look at the last thread and some comments right now

now consider that there are huge amounts of even dumber people trying to play the market

>> No.17553313

LMAO RATE CUT BEFORE A MEETING OHHHHHHH CAN YOU SAY!!!!

>> No.17553314
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17553314

The fix is in

>> No.17553315

UNIRONICALLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?

>> No.17553318

RIGGED!!!!!!!

>> No.17553319

It's so corrupt. You know they are playing the options market when they do this.

>> No.17553320

BIG DADDY POWELL IN THE HOUSE HOLY FUCK

>> No.17553323

>fed makes rate cut lmfao

>> No.17553324
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17553324

>mfw robinhood still broken

>> No.17553325
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17553325

DID THIS SHIT JUST JUMP 500 POINTS JN A MINUTE LOL

>> No.17553328

HOW THE FUCK LMAO LOLOLOL

I NEVER SEEN SHIT LIKE THIS LMAO SHORT NIGGAS JUST GOT DABBED ON LMOA

>> No.17553330
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17553330

IT WAS MY TURN

>> No.17553331
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17553331

Pamp eet

>> No.17553332

I loaded up on TQQQ with minutes to spare before that pump, this is a miracle

>> No.17553333

>>17553315
We're back.

>> No.17553334

>buy QGEN 40 calls yesterday
>QGEN up 15% and now over 40
>calls down 50%
EXCUSE ME BUT OK????

>> No.17553336

They're blowing their load too early, oh my god the upcoming crisis will be historic

>> No.17553337

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.17553338

>FED has entered the server

>> No.17553341

BOBO ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>> No.17553340
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17553340

just buy TQQQ brah

>> No.17553344

>my SQQQ puts

comfy

>> No.17553346

>Breaking - FED CUTS RATES BY 50 Basis Points
>Breaking - FED CUTS RATES BY 50 Basis Points

>> No.17553348

THE BONDS
ARE
ELEVATORING
DOWN

EVERYTHING IS UP
CURRENCIES, EQUITIES, COMMODITIES
BONDS ARE REKT

>> No.17553350

0.5% RATE CUT LMFAO THE FED IS DESPERATE

>> No.17553351

NOOOOOO HOW IS THIS EVEN LEGAL SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

>> No.17553352
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17553352

ROBINHOOD IS BUGGING OUT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Promptly switching to TD Ameritrade or Fidelity ASAP. Which one does /biz/ prefer?

>> No.17553354
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17553354

ALL IN SQQQ
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK ROBINHOOD

>> No.17553355

rip bears

>> No.17553356

I. I have no words. Any anon here remember if this shit occurred in 08?

>> No.17553357
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17553357

POST YFW
>POST YFW
POST YFW
>POST YFW
POST YFW
>POST YFW
POST YFW
>POST YFW
POST YFW
>POST YFW
POST YFW
>POST YFW
POST YFW
>POST YFW
POST YFW
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POST YFW
>POST YFW
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>POST YFW
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>POST YFW

>> No.17553359

>>17553340
I WAS GOING TO FUCKING BUY TQQQ, THAT WAS MY PLAY

WHY DID I CHANGE MY MIND

>> No.17553360
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17553360

Why is this allowed?

>> No.17553363
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17553363

Thanks Fed!

>> No.17553364

>>17553343
uhh guys?

>> No.17553365

"FED CUTS RATES BY HALF A PERCENTAGE POINT TO COMBAT CORONAVIRUS SLOWDOWN"

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/03/fed-cuts-rates-by-half-a-percentage-point-to-combat-coronavirus-slowdown.html

>> No.17553366

WAT

>> No.17553367

I have a couple hundred bucks lying around in btc, how can I easily get into buying puts without using robonhood?

>> No.17553368

>>17553340
11.68% now

>> No.17553370

NOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING CRASHARINO NOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS HER TURN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17553372

Holy shit just sold my SQQQ gains at the last second. Thank you Jesus.

>> No.17553374

It gonna come down again. You can't just pump so much shit into it and just get away with it

>> No.17553376

>AMD 50.00

>> No.17553377

WHAT THE FUCK?????

>> No.17553378
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17553378

>>17553333
Checked and BASED

>> No.17553380
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17553380

I don't even know anymore...

>> No.17553381

FUCK THE FED

FUCKING NOCLIP HACKERS

THIS IS BULLSHIT

>> No.17553382
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17553382

WTF happened? it dropped massively in a few minutes

>> No.17553383

STONKS
THEY ONLY GO UP

>> No.17553384

Legit got into bed a minute before this happened, fuck sakes

>> No.17553385

rofl big bad fed fucking future generations hard

can't have a dip

>> No.17553387

FIFTY FUCKING BASIS POINTS and algos reacted in a fucking nano second

>> No.17553388
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17553388

>>17553357
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.17553389

>>17553382
btfo by the fed

>> No.17553391
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17553391

lmao fuck this day already

>> No.17553392

50 basis points geeze

>> No.17553393

>>17553382
You got dabbed on son

>> No.17553394

>FED THIS MORNING "NO WE DONT THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO AHEAD WITH THE RATE CUT"
>FUD WHEN MARKETS ARE OPEN "50BIPS RATE CUT"
YEAH OK LMFAO

>> No.17553396

>>17553352
Never used Fidelity. I use TD and see no reason to leave it. Wait until you see all the tools and resources you have. Also corp bonds etc on TD. 5/5

>> No.17553397

POWELL IN DA HOOOOOOOOOUSE

>> No.17553399
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17553399

desperately trying to keep the market afloat lmao

>> No.17553401

>>17553357
Fuck the fed those fucking dumb kikes

>> No.17553403

Dow Jones 27K party at my house!

>> No.17553405

>>17553382
Fed cut rates because daddy Trump refuses to let his election meal ticket crash.

In the long term this won't help but in the short term you get to be pink today.

>> No.17553407

BIG
>GREEN
DILDO

>> No.17553408

>>17553352
im in the process of switching to fidelity (because I already have my IRA's there), takes a few days though.

>> No.17553412

Fed just gave me the dick...

>> No.17553414

cunts

>> No.17553415
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>> No.17553416

This shit is so retarded.

"Oh no the market is dropping, quickly cut the rates!!!"

>> No.17553418

>>17553207
>>17553207
>>17553207
AHAHAHAHHAH FUCK YOU JUNKIE

>> No.17553419

THEY SHOWED THEIR DESPERATION. TOO BAD IT DOESNT SOLVE ANYTHING.

>> No.17553421

>>17553309
>RH crashes again just before this happens, literally on the dot
Lord the CIA is one hell of a drug

>> No.17553426

>>17553385
They legit hate fucking anyone under the age of 50

>> No.17553427

>MITO up 120%
How can I forsee this shit in the future?

>> No.17553429

>>17553381
You were amply warned last week of this in the other SMGs. I bought back in last weekend.

>> No.17553432

>>17553416
They played that card now what the fuck are they gonna do cut into the negatives?

>> No.17553435
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17553435

Thank you based Robinhood for not letting me sell

>> No.17553436

robinhood users, how you holding up with all this volume?

>> No.17553437

>>17553418
that kid is a fucking markt

>> No.17553438
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17553438

>>17553340
I've never had such lucky timing

>> No.17553439
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17553439

That's crazy. Have you ever done MMT?

>> No.17553441

>>17553418
>I GOT 300 BUCKERINOS LEFT
KEK RETARD DOESNT CHANGE ANYTHING FOR YOU AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>> No.17553442

This is insane lmao

>> No.17553445

Sooner or later it'll run out of gas

>> No.17553447

I TOLD YOU RETARDS TO NOT BET AGAINST THE FED. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

>> No.17553448

>>17553432
They don't care about the long term implications apparently.

>> No.17553449
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17553449

IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
>IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
>IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
>IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
>IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
>IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
>IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
>IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
>IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!
>IT'S COMING BACK DOWN!!!

>> No.17553450

Dow 30k by friday.

>> No.17553453
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17553453

I hate this shitty ass exchange.

>> No.17553458

>>17553421
thank you robinhood from protecting me from this clown market

>> No.17553462

rigged fucking jews. i hope corona wipes out all those old fucking kikes

>> No.17553463

SELL
SELL
SELL
LITERALLY YOUR LAST CHANCE

>> No.17553465

The FED has played it's magic trick, they can only do it once

>> No.17553468
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17553468

>buy spxs at top
>get owned
lmao

>> No.17553469

>FED CUTS RATE
>MARKETS PUMP OFF NEWS
>MARKETS START FALLING ONCE EVERYONE REALIZES THE DESPERATION LEVELS
HOLY FUCKING COPE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17553470
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17553470

FUCK THE FED AND FUCK TRUMP

>> No.17553471

>>17553450
Dow unlisted from all exchanged:
next few minutes

>> No.17553472

>>17553445
Might as well take advantage before it ends up empty.

>> No.17553475

>>17553450
fuckin hope not

>> No.17553477

BULLS ALWAYS WINS

>> No.17553478
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17553478

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DADDY TRUMP HELP

>> No.17553479

>>17553416
the markets went down from ATH

can't have that

>> No.17553481

>>17553448
When have they ever, they use fiat currency this should be apparent.

>> No.17553483

FUCK ROBINJEW
I CANT SELL FUCK

>> No.17553484

BEAR. STREETS. BACK. ALRIGHT!!!

>> No.17553485

CRASH AS HARD AS YOU WANT
IT ONLY INCREASES THE BUYING POWER OF MY DIVIDEND REINVESTMENTS

>> No.17553487

>>17553469
Profit taking, if they bounce from previous local highs we're gonna go for a massive pump day

>> No.17553488

>>17553463
personally think this--this was the rate cut all call holders were waiting for, well here it is, the fed wont be doing that again anytime soon

>> No.17553489

>>17553472
If you're still in it then sure, but I'd rather stay in the sidelines than fall for an obvious artificial pump.

>> No.17553491

>>17553426
anyone on social security
anyone waging

it only helps asset inflation and that's not even americans, but every international investor in USA benefits more than avg american.

literally no room for a real recession now.

>> No.17553493
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17553493

I AM ALTERING THE RATES.

PRAY I DON'T ALTER THEM ANY FURTHER.

>> No.17553495
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17553495

>0.5% rate cut
>up 0.5% EOD
AHAHAHAHA, SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE FED?

>> No.17553498

>>17553436
It’s crashing again
I was able to close 3 puts and pull 45% out in cash with still a lot left in pits and shit stock on freeze and the system try’s to unfuck itself.

>> No.17553499

Will they cut it again today?

>> No.17553502

As soon as I can I'm moving to TDAmeritrade, fuck Robinhood

>> No.17553503

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17553505
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17553505

Looks like i'm going to sit this one out boys. Glad they made the decision for me. Have fun for the rest of us

>> No.17553506
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17553506

GO TO SLEEP NOW JEW

>> No.17553507

How the fuck does robinhood keep getting away with this

>> No.17553509
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17553509

RATE CUT LOL

>> No.17553511

>Coming back down

Cut the rate another .5 and announce QE

>> No.17553512

>THAT PUMP

HOLY SHIT

>> No.17553516

>>17553488
Yep. Effective today the markets have nowhere to go but down.

>> No.17553518
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17553518

What the fuck???

>> No.17553520

>>17553491
>money flows up

The recession for who.

>> No.17553521

The google graph doesn't even know what to do.

>> No.17553523

Is this not a bearish sign? An emergency cut for the first time since 08 sounds like a desperate move especially so close to literal ATH’s

>> No.17553524

>tfw bagholding sqqq

>> No.17553525

This economy is WORSE off now. This is so fucking stupid. You don't cut rates against a pandemic.

Now it's even riskier to have money in assets because a recession will be that much worse.

>> No.17553528

Oh oh it's sliding again. Hit em again! Cut that Motherfucker Again!

>> No.17553529
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17553529

HERE WE GO

>> No.17553530

Why isn't it still going up? Cut it rates again.... Tax cuts when?

>> No.17553532

>>17553507
It's for our own protection anon. Daddy knows whats best. Just let it happen.

>> No.17553533

Input guys. What effect will this rate cut have on volatility?

>> No.17553535

>>17553491
If you're poor just bet it all on leveraged penny stocks.

>> No.17553536
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17553536

Can't stop the dead cat from falling you fucking idiots

>> No.17553541
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17553541

>> No.17553543

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

FED theme.

>> No.17553544

HOLY FUCK IMAGINE THE COPE OF BULLFAGS WHEN A 0.5% RATE CUT DOES FUCKING NOTHING AFTER 5 MINUTES OF PUMPING THE MARKET LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS ALREADY FALLING BACK DOWN

>> No.17553546
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17553546

Imagine using your rate cut trick and it keeps dumping

>> No.17553551

>>17553533
They raised rates too high to begin with. Rates are now in a good place.

>> No.17553554

Fed Niggas just blew their entire load for 15 minute bump. This is what happens when you put a goy in Charge of the Central Bank

>> No.17553555

>>17553516
We still have another 2% to cut in interest rates until we go in negative rates. We have another two years at least in this market dude. Short the fed at your own risk.

>> No.17553557

>>17553536
hahaha this sham of a market

>> No.17553560

the dead cat is now a falling anvil.

>> No.17553561

>>17553530
a lot of people scalping right now

>> No.17553563

imagine rate cutting versus a pandemic with no financial lockups

This is bad.

>> No.17553564

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugy1Bp3lhyM

>> No.17553566

If rate cuts are so great why don't they cut it all the way to 0?

>> No.17553570
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17553570

uh-oh

>> No.17553572

>>17553555
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 2% INTEREST RATES AND 0% INTEREST RATES IS NOT THE SAME THING AS 4% RATES AND 2% I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT. THEY HAVE LITERALLY ZERO IMPACT THE LOWER THEY GO LMFAO

>> No.17553573

OMG we are red.

>> No.17553574

I FUCKING HATE ROBINJEW
I AM DONE
LET ME TAKE MY MONEY OUT YOU FUCKING KIKES

>> No.17553576

Would have had more impact if they did it a bit later.

>> No.17553578
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I'm out.

>> No.17553579

>>17553555
>till we are negative

We are negative now in practice. Do you believe our GDP growth numbers?

this is fucking suicidal moves by fed

fucking shitheads, jay

>> No.17553581
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>>17553555
Yeah but rate cuts don't work anymore. Everybody knows they're desperate attempts to stem the bleeding, so you exit with gains and go back to buying shorts.

>> No.17553583

OH FUCK CUT RATES AGAIN

>> No.17553585

SNSS results are coming in this quarter, and price just shot up.

>> No.17553586

We're going down down and sugar we're going down swinging

>> No.17553587

Betting on another pump in a few minutes.

>> No.17553588

>>17553566
Just talked to Jerome, he agrees

>> No.17553589

Told the board of directors today that I have stockpiled months worth of food and other supplies. The managing director laughed at me, then I said "You can laugh all you want now, you won't be laughing in 4 weeks when the army are marching down the street"

>> No.17553590
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17553590

>largest rate cut since 2008
>market now down on the day
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17553591

>feds run out of pump money
>desperately cut
>it's back to red again
yep here we go

>> No.17553595

>emergency rate cut
This is straight up criminal

>> No.17553596

OH NONONONONONONO THE MARKETS DONT CARE, DOWN WE GO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>> No.17553598

>>17553563
They really wanted to hit 30k

>> No.17553599

>>17553544
This, it’s legit going down town from here holy fuck that recovery cope

>> No.17553601

>>17553529
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR SHORT THE DOLLAR

>> No.17553602

CUT THE RAAAAAAATES!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17553604

CUT RATES MORE

CUT RATES MORE

QE

REPO

THAT WILL FIX THIS PANDEMIC

FUCK OUR ELITES
FUCK THEM FOREVER


SO FUCKING RETARDED

FUCK BOOMERS

WASTING OUR FUCKING FUTURE FOR NOTHING

GARBAGE

FUCK YOU POWELL

FUCK YOU FEDS

YOU ARE KILLING THE FUTURE FOR NOTHIN

>> No.17553605

Why is the government allowed to actively manipulate the market in whatever direction it chooses?

>> No.17553606
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ONE, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

>> No.17553610
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17553609

>>17553572
Look at this cope. Would you rather have loan at two percent interest or no interest?

>> No.17553615

lmao what the fuck Jerome

>> No.17553616

>feds helping retail investors get out
based

>> No.17553617
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17553617

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17553618
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17553618

HOLY SHIT THE RATE CUT DIDN'T WORK

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!

SELL BEFORE IT'S ALL GONE!

>> No.17553620
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17553620

Trump needs to announce tax cuts right now.

>> No.17553622

ALL THOSE BEARS WHO CLOSED WITH A LOSS
NOW THE REAL DUMP BEGINS LMAOOOO

>> No.17553623

>MEANWHILE AT THE NYSE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JITC1fo2HA

>> No.17553624

>>17553228
It’s over

>> No.17553626

BULLFAGS SEETHING TRYING TO FIND THE NEAREST EXIT LMFAO COPING RETARDS. ALL THIS RATE CUT DOES IS FUEL THE SHORT. THE FED EXPOSED ITS HAND. THEYRE WEAK AND BEARS SMELL BLOOD IN THE STREETS.

>> No.17553627
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17553627

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

WORST FUCKING CHESS MOVE ON THE BOARD

A WORTHLESS RATE CUT FOR GAY ASS STUPID BOOMERS WHO BEGGED FOR IT BECAUSE THEY ARE SO STUPID AND GREEDY

FUCK YOU

AND THE TUTES DUMPED ON RETAIL BUYERS

>> No.17553628

>market goes down despite rate cuts
FUCK YES, THIS MEANS PEOPLE WILL BE EVEN MORE LIKELY TO SELL BECAUSE THEY REALISE WE'RE IN CRASHTOWN

THANK YOU BASED FED FOR YOUR RATE CUTS

>> No.17553630

When should I refinance my mortgage?

>> No.17553631

>>17553591
NOOOOOO I JUST CHANGED MY POSITIONS

>> No.17553633

Time for low cash exposure and possible puts before ERs start to come out.

>> No.17553634

PULL IT

>> No.17553642
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>>17553573
The feds final play barely kept the markets in the green for 10 whole minutes. Now with the fed out of tricks Corona-Chan is free to burn it all to the fucking ground finally.

>> No.17553644

>>17553605
nah more like the Jews

>> No.17553649
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Holy shit. I think the algos doesn't know how to trade this TOOP KEK, I think we will end green though after the panic has stopped

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17553650

Hope you banked those gains, TQQQ boys.

>> No.17553653

Down 1000?
1500??

What are we closing at, boys?

>> No.17553654
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17553654

>tfw you have training in your day off but you just wanna be comfy in bed and watch the world burn.

>> No.17553655
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aaaand we're back

>> No.17553660
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17553660

I literally cant cash out. Help

>> No.17553662

So this is why my FX charts got wonky all of a sudden. Lmao Jerome is a fucking joke and I'm gonna be fucking rich at his expense.

>> No.17553663
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17553663

I'm scared bros
not that it matters too much because Robinhood won't let me get out of my position

>> No.17553664

>MSFT

>> No.17553667
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17553667

what the fuck does it mean if it just keeps whiplashing like this?

>> No.17553668

I am going to kill the mother fuckers at robinjew
I CANT FUCKING SELL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17553669

NO AMMO LEFT ALL MONTH
NO AMMO LEFT ALL MONTH
NO AMMO LEFT ALL MONTH

>> No.17553670

VIX DROPPED TO 25
I NO LONGER HAVE A CLUE WHAT TO DO

>> No.17553676

>>17553630
Now

>> No.17553677

BEEEEEEATEN

WHY
FOR

>> No.17553681

So I'm surprised to see $KL up today. Should I close out some of my positions and take profit? I'm a bit new to options, so not sure if being up 40 percent is good or just normal

>> No.17553683

>>17553620
that would be deficit AF

>> No.17553684

>>17553618
Meeting at 11AM ET. Daddy powell wont let us bulls down.

>> No.17553685
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>>17553660
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
BE ANGRY WITH ME ANON
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17553686

>>17553660
You're fucked anon, RH fucked you, sorry man

>> No.17553687

The fed just decided to fuck every average american so we could get a pump and dump (tutes pumping and dumping on retail buyers)

fucking retarded shits

just so the big boys could eek out a few % gain on the play

>> No.17553688

GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY ROBINHOOD

>> No.17553690

>50 basis points
>stock market jumps, falls right back down
lol it's fucking OVER for bulls
>OVER FOR BULLS
OVER FOR BULLS
>OVER FOR BULLS
OVER FOR BULLS
>OVER FOR BULLS
OVER FOR BULLS
>OVER FOR BULLS
OVER FOR BULLS
>OVER FOR BULLS
OVER FOR BULLS
>OVER FOR BULLS
OVER FOR BULLS

>> No.17553696

Bulls are done

>> No.17553697

>emergency rate cut
Everything’s fine though right, no depression in sight right?

>> No.17553698

>>17553667
liquidity
all of it was at the bottom before the spike up
and its still gonna be down there

>> No.17553700

IT STARTS WITH
ONE THING

>> No.17553701

>>17553605
Because money isn't real and the government owns the printing presses.

>> No.17553703

>>17553687
They can still go lower they have a whole percent left to cut

>> No.17553705

Lmao they are still pumping it.

>> No.17553706
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17553706

>tfw big indices are trading like penny stock

>> No.17553709

>>17553618
It's been 20 minutes. Calm down
>>17553683
Who cares at this point?

>> No.17553710
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17553710

What a fiesta
Glad I was able to pull some +% this morning before they pulled this shit again

>> No.17553712

>>17553667
Fed cut interest rates and it didn't work, prepare for plummet week 2

>> No.17553714

WTF why are we ree

>> No.17553715

TWO DAYS
HOW IS THIS LEGAL

>> No.17553716
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17553716

Cool times ahead

>> No.17553717

>>17553700

I DONT KNOW WHY

>> No.17553718

how can I blame the jews when a gentile is in charge of the fed?

>> No.17553719

>>17553697
There will be a massive global recession, no way cutting industrial production in China, Europe and the US will not cause it.

>> No.17553721

Stupid ass automated bank nigga algo niggas just cost them billions

>> No.17553722

IT'S GOING DOWN EVEN MORE.

Place your bets lads: Another huge fed pump, or we finally get crash?

>> No.17553723

>>17553712
That was their silver bullet, one with a lot riding on it. Long day though.

Most important day of the year. Could determine direction for a looooong time

>> No.17553725

>>17553703
don't even talk if you don't understand how fucking evil today's rate cut was. You do know everyone was buying Monday knowing it was coming and all dumped on the news.

>> No.17553726

>>17553670
Strangle spy

>> No.17553729

>>17553653
up 800

>> No.17553732
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17553732

>FED rigging the market
>Algos battling against it
>FED probably with another power move
>Trump tax cut tweet any second now
>Bogs bogging
Thank god I have no money in the market now or I would get a heart attack

>> No.17553734

CAAAAAAAANT TAKE
MUCH
MOOORE

>> No.17553735

This Cowen SNSS webcast is doing a good job of reminding me why I bought so much SNSS

>> No.17553736

ONTX ON THE MOON MISSION

>> No.17553738
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>>17553706
b r e h

>> No.17553739

VIX is down, we may see some price stabilization, keep an eye out. I'm still green. Not so sure how you guys might end up. My stock picks are pretty particular.

>> No.17553741

>Buying the bull trap
Seriously hope you don't do this, /biz/.

>> No.17553742

>>17553706
Yummiola who is this

>> No.17553743

I might even hold SPXU through the week to be honest. I don't see how the markets rally off this.

I'm just hoping it's a slow motion trainwreck so the market doesn't get palpably oversold.

>> No.17553744

>>17553726
With that vola youre getting killed anyways

>> No.17553745

>>17553717
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

>> No.17553748

Can someone explain to me why the market is going down when the FED gave rate cut which is EXACTLY what the market wanted?

I jsut dont make no sense to me?

>> No.17553750

buy the dip

>> No.17553751
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17553751

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17553753

FED BTFO

>> No.17553754

GOING UP AGAIN!
BULLISH!

>> No.17553755
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17553755

Markets are now pricing in ANOTHER 50 BP CUT at the March meeting

This whole economy is completely fucked

>> No.17553756
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17553756

>cut the rates so we can hide yesterdays bulltrap

>> No.17553757
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17553757

anyone dare guess what tomorrow holds?

>> No.17553759

New ATH right around the corner. Same as it ever was.

>> No.17553760

STRAP BACK IN LADS
WE GON UP

>> No.17553761

>>17553742
https://www.tiktok.com/@emelie.pap

>> No.17553763

>>17553745
CAN I GET AN ENCORE?
DO YOU WANT MORE?

>> No.17553766

>>17553751
Document everything.

>> No.17553769

>>17553751
Lmao no refunds

>> No.17553771

last week was brilliant for me
so far this week has wiped all of last weeks gains

whatever, it was just numbers on a screen

>> No.17553773

>>17553726
IV Crush might kill both positions. I still think VIX has to find stability before that would be profitable

>> No.17553774

>>17553748
literally pumping as we speak

>> No.17553775

>>17553748
Supply chains are still fucked

>> No.17553776

>>17553723
I think the point is that everyone cashed out IMMEDIATELY after that small jump due to the rate change. As in, within 5 minutes the entire trend went negative again. There is no faith in this market. It is all downhill from here.

>> No.17553777

>>17553735
Do I buy more?

>> No.17553778

The stocks of lentils in my cupboard keeps rising, no bear market in my kitchen

>> No.17553781

>>17553748
i'm guessing it's because Q1/Q2 earnings will be god-awful and the supply chain disruption caused by corona/china will outweigh a half-point rate cut

>> No.17553784

>>17553775
this

>> No.17553785

>>17553748
Everyone knows the market is fucked so people are just watching for peaks so they can get out on a high note.

>fed cuts rates
>market pumped
>SELL SELL SELL
>market drops

We crabslide toward the crash of destiny.

>> No.17553787

>>17553745
KEEP THAT IN MIND

>> No.17553790

I am genuinely concerned for the economy. This is madness

>> No.17553793

trump tax cuts will literally do fucking nothing... because the consumer is going to be dead. companies will have no money to pay tax on kek. they can manipulate as much as they, the result will be the same in the end. its like tether trying to pump BTC with only 50% reserves in actual cash. the ponzi scheme collapses sooner than later.

>> No.17553794

All you other anons who have stocks on Robinhood, if you have a second brokerage account like I do, read this. https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/360001226666/transfer-stocks-out-of-your-robinhood-account/

I'm seriously about to do this.

>> No.17553799

>>17553670
Buy a case of beer & day drink

>> No.17553800

>>17553757
With Bernie winning? My god its gonna be a bloodbath.

>> No.17553803

>>17553757
Crabbing or down.

There will be no rallies from now on, I reckon.

>> No.17553805

ROBIN HOOD STEALS FROM THE POOR AND GIVES TO THE RICH

>> No.17553807

It sickens me that governments manipulate the financial markets. Just leave them be and let people decide what things are worth ffs.

>> No.17553808

>>17553650
i bought tqqq way earlier, so I'm still well above 8% gains

>> No.17553812

>>17553748
SELL SELL SELL

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17553813

>>17553775
>fucked

No, they are transitioning. It's all part of the plan.
Fuck China.

>> No.17553814

>>17553794
i started the process but it takes up to 7 business days

>> No.17553815

>>17553777
After listening to that? Yeah, fucking buy SNSS

>> No.17553816

>>17553787
ALL I KNOW

>> No.17553818

going down to the store, does anyone want anything?

>> No.17553821
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17553821

DAX and FTSE both up exactly 2.12%

What did they mean by this?

>> No.17553824

>>17553807
Trump needs the economy to survive until 2020 though.

>> No.17553825

THE MARKET HAS COMPLETELY LOST ITS MIND. THERE IS NO HOPE ANYMORE.

>> No.17553828

>>17553807
The Federal Reserve is a private entity.

>> No.17553829

>>17553663
Hold on your SQQQ dummy, it is going to moon! I am down $20k on mine and NOT selling. The FED just threw the kitchen sink, the mini fridge and the family dog at once ... it didn't even make a dent.

Prepare for 1929 all over again.

>> No.17553830

>>17553807
the intention of the fed was always to be independent of that from government political pressure. however, as you can see, its colluded as fuck and apperantly a tweet from the don puts enough pressure on the kikes to cut rates. regardless, the economy is in the shitter only people with an iq above single digits know that.

>> No.17553833

>>17553816
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>> No.17553837

>>17553818
Grab me a n100 mask

>> No.17553839

>>17553718
Says the Jew. He’s just a loyal goyim

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>>17553748
RATE CUTS DON'T MELT CORONAVIRUSES

>> No.17553842

>>17553807
>just let boomers lose trillions from their pensions bro
>they're totally not gonna need the government to step in and feed them so they don't die

>> No.17553843
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17553843

Official UK government announcement today was that 20% of the workforce will be too sick to work during the peak

>> No.17553844

>>17553818
A new currency

>> No.17553845

Reminder Dow will crash 60%

>> No.17553847
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On the bright side though I might make another 2k by being unable to sell my SPXL shares
I dont know how to feel anons

>> No.17553848

>>17553825
The market isn't always rational. Remember the lessons of Mr. Market.

Just be sure to take profits.

>> No.17553851

>>17553843
It's like they trying to tank the market lmao

>> No.17553854
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17553854

Green close incoming probably. Also this is mad bullish for oil. 50 bip cut weakens the USD which in turn increases the oil price. Now gimme that sweet OPEC production cut and we go mid-50's by mid March.

>> No.17553855

>>17553833
TEN PERCENT LUCK
TWENTY PERCENT SKILL
FIFTEEN PERCENT CONCENTRATED POWER OF WILL

>> No.17553856

>>17553824
unironically the only reason the rate cut even happened. If Trump didn't tie himself so hard to the market in the mind of the average tard, the fed could let it run it's course and start to head back down and save it's rate cut for later if things get really bad

>> No.17553858

PREPARE YOUR ANUS BEARS

>> No.17553863

>>17553818
Cornetto

>> No.17553864

>>17553794
Im transfering everything to webull

Fuck these bastards

>> No.17553866

WHETHER YOU'RE A BROTHER OR WHETHER YOU'RE A MOTHER YOU'RE STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN' ALIVE FEEL THE CITY BREAKIN' AND EVERYBODY SHAKIN' AND WE'RE STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN' ALIVE AH, HA, HA, HA, STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN' ALIVE AH, HA, HA, HA, STAYIN' ALIVE

>> No.17553867

BULLSTOCKCHADS RISE UP!

>> No.17553868

>>17553858
Bulls will sell at the top just like last time. We're crabbing.

>> No.17553871
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>>17553830
Trumpland's newest addition to the smoke and mirrors ride

>> No.17553873
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I don't understand anything, at all.
UP
>DOWN
UP
>DOWN
UP
>DOWN
UP
>DOWN
UP
>DOWN
UP
>DOWN
UP
>DOWN
UP
>DOWN
UP
>DOWN
UP
>DOWN

IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED, WHAT IS HAPPENING???!?!?

>> No.17553877

>>17553843
Bullshit, I've worked with the flu before. If me, a lower class white boy with no health insurance, can work through it then you lazy tea-sippers can get your shit together and at least keep up.

>> No.17553879

>>17553843
Why would they announce something like that lmao

>> No.17553883

>>17553856
this. they cut rates by 50bips before CVD even minimally hit the US. once shit actually hits the fan and people start dropping dead in hospitals left, right, center, the fed is out of option. they cant pump money into the markets because itll just create inflation. all theyre doing is kicking the can down the road.

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>>17553854
>Posting best girl in all of gfl
glad to know I'm not the only one

>> No.17553888

>>17553842
They'll have to liquidate first. Avg boomer net worth ~1.2mm

https://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-net-worth-versus-baby-boomers-generational-wealth-gap-2019-8

>> No.17553889

>>17553873
The fire rises

>> No.17553890

>>17553877
it's not being too sick to work. It's the government wants you to stay home so you don't spread it. It kills the fuck out of boomers so obviously the boomers in government don't want it spreading everywhere like crazy

>> No.17553895

> tfw it's sliding again
CREATE MORE DIGITS AND THROW THEM AT THE MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.17553896

>>17553873
Everyone is waiting for the fed meeting in an hour and half.

>> No.17553897

>>17553805
Lmao

>> No.17553898

>>17553871
>imagine unironically having tds on biz
the absolute state of tripfags

>> No.17553903

>>17553883
Trump is a Boomer; fucking the young over? its what he does best.

>> No.17553907

>>17553890
That's why you just don't tell your boss you feel sick.
"I have allergies and a hangover", gets em everytime.

>> No.17553909

>>17553877
>running higher risks with no premium for doing so

American I take it?

>> No.17553914

>>17553855
>IM ABOUT TO BREAK

>> No.17553920

>Top CDC official tells Congress coronavirus almost qualifies as a global pandemic

Oh boy, pandemic here we come!

>> No.17553923

>everything pumping
>TMDX 52 week low
So is this one just a dud?

>> No.17553924

>>17553877
>>17553890
they also said they'd close off cities if they have to lol

>> No.17553925
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17553925

QUICK /BIZ/, NAME THIS PATTERN,

>> No.17553928

WE GOING RED AGAIN

>> No.17553933

Thread is moving so fast no one will know I'm gay

>> No.17553934

ROBINHOOD PLEASE

>> No.17553937

oh no no no no

>> No.17553941

>>17553877
Well, 80% just get the sniffles while around 20% end up in the ICU. It's probably based off on that. I'm just spitballing here.

>> No.17553943

>>17553794
Even some of us here on /smg/ have warned people about Robinhood for a long ass time, it was just a matter of time before they went down during huge movements in the market.

>>17553873
The big algos woke up and there's bad news + good news so the algos will fight each other for some time. Think of pure TA scalp trading on a chart but the candles are in seconds rather than minutes. You can still trade big levels of support on the indices but trying to scalp now is suicide

>> No.17553947

>>17553925
The Powell Peter

>> No.17553950
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17553950

>>17553920
>almost

They are trying so hard its cute

>> No.17553948

NEW

>>17553931
>>17553931
>>17553931

NEW

>>17553931
>>17553931
>>17553931

>> No.17553951

>>17553940
>>17553940
>>17553940
>>17553940

new bread

>> No.17553953

>>17553888
if they lose a big chunk of their money they're gonna start to. So not only they're gonna need the government to start spending billions on keeping them alive, they're gonna dry the market liquidity as well

>> No.17553955

I have no idea how to trade this. It's chaotic

>> No.17553957

I CAN'T EVEN GENERATE THE STATEMENT TO TRANSFER MY ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK THIS SHIT APP

>> No.17553959

>>17553925
the failed federal meddle

>> No.17553960

>>17553925
The Big Kahuna

The Grand Enchilada

>> No.17553965

>>17553948
>>17553951
retards

>> No.17553967

>>17553925
it's the 'it will surely work this time-pattern'

>> No.17553968

>>17553925
Lil Pump

>> No.17553969

>>17553933
Did you take your trip off weedfag?

>> No.17553970

He is doing research

>> No.17553973
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17553973

>tfw 50 basis point cuts do nothing.
>tfw markets rally and drop like shit coins.
>tfw it hasn't even started in US yet.

>> No.17553983

>>17553925
That's clearly a powell Formation

>> No.17553988

>>17553909
You're damn right, and the premium I collect is my pay. And if I get my co-workers sick? Well too bad buddy, I can help you out by taking your hours though, you go home and rest at a cost of $9/hour.

>> No.17553990

>>17553933
checked, homo

>> No.17553991
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17553991

AN EMERGENCY CUT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
??

>> No.17554013

>>17553925
The Fed Fuckup

>> No.17554016

>>17553925
the pigeon

>> No.17554019

Robinhood is so fucked.

At least it's able to process the fact that ONTX is finally doing something good for a change

>> No.17554021

>>17553877
>just spread the virus lol
BASED RETARD

>> No.17554032

>>17553953
That might actually make more market liquidity depending on what their assets are.

First comes boomer liquidation, then .gov help. Not the other way around. They're too proud and the system is not set up for otherwise. Boomer liquidation I only see as a good thing. Possible property value drops, cheaper stocks, they may now have to reenter workforce and can get boxed out by outperformers and possibly into an early grave, etc efc

>> No.17554038

>>17553898
What the fuck are you even trying to say retard.

>> No.17554052

>>17553925
looks like BTC Bart is visiting the normalfags.

>> No.17554073

>>17553988
No, being sick is a small risk, but being sick and tiring out the body makes risk higher, yet your pay doesn't rise with that risk, therefore you are actually making less than when you are healthy and working.

I'm American but being American is no longer something to be proud of. Most of the country lacks even simple financial understanding. It's sad.

>> No.17554110

>>17554032
complete fantasy, they're gonna pimp slap politicians until they get paid to live like kings for the rest of their lives. Also, if you take out liquidity from the market it crashes hard

>> No.17554184

>>17553925
the 1929

>> No.17554194

>>17554110
Recheck your math. Assuming most boomers generally have houses as one of the biggest dollar allocations, them selling houses creates liquidity. Same with all of their boomer-esque materials/whatever garbage they bought over the year.

>> No.17554278

>>17553794
Based

>> No.17554295

>>17553925
Looks like a disturbance imposed on a harmonic system

>> No.17554324
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Hmm

>> No.17554346

>>17554324
Juesus pleaz keep droppin

>> No.17554418

>>17554324
i hope it flatlines