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Stonk market will close the day 5% down, erasing yesterday's gains and then the down trend will continue. Coronachan is much much worse than anyone knows. You think this is a bear market? This is a PLAGUE market.

>> No.17552091

Okay boomer

>> No.17552102

>>17552091
Oh you zoomers think crypto is going to be unaffected? You were probably 10 last time we even had a meaningful recession.

>> No.17552638

15 minutes

>> No.17552852

and we're open

>> No.17552959

>>17552078
it's worse than that. in America we don't have socialist healthcare. once the sick start to go to the hospital the medical debt will be billions of dollars. none of which will be paid back. we are talking millions of credit scores RUINED for 7 long years. this is the end of the economy as you and i know it.

>> No.17553140

>>17552959
nah that's the easiest part to deal with, trump will direct the fed to issue emergency low interest h/c loans ala student loans directly to hospitals who will on-sell them to patients

>> No.17553161

>>17552102
Oh and you think gold will be unaffected?
HAHAHAHAHA enjoy those banks papertrading your "hedge" old yeller

>> No.17553179

>>17552091
OK zoomer who munched crayons and poopooed his diapers during the last financial crisis

>> No.17553189

>>17553161
>Oh and you think gold will be unaffected?
fuck no dude, every asset class is going down
buy cash and food

>> No.17553296

>>17552078
>half an hour
>1% loss already
AAAAAYYYY LMAO

>> No.17553562

>>17553296
holy fuck it just rocketed 500 points in the span of a minute
is this plunge protection team???

>> No.17553584

Who gives a shit anymore? I'm going boglehead. This market stuff is boring

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17553608

>I buy and sell the news

>> No.17553645

>>17553584
you have to go back

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17554076

>>17552078

Okay Zoomer.
Try harder faggot, you wont get those entry level prices for stonks like they used to be 30yr ago anymore even if you try harder shitposting here about crashes etc.
Most boomers with entry level price stonks who got stinky rich will inherit their wealth to the next generation making this thread obsolete

>> No.17554125

>>17552078

HAHAHHAHAHAHA KYS HOW YOU FEEL NOW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DOOMER FAGGOT

>> No.17554382
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17554382

>>17552078

Corona will be done when summer comes and temperatures increase idiot.
KYS

>> No.17554413

>>17554125
>HAHAHHAHAHAHA KYS HOW YOU FEEL NOW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DOOMER FAGGOT

like the dow is still painting red despite the rate cut and like you're unironically the greatest fool if you're long right now

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>>17554413

I dca into sp500 you nigger. Bought yesterday, bought last week and gonna keep buying until we hit bottom and we correct. You will probably miss the bottom and fuck yourself over. Stop timing the market newfag.

>inb4 muh market timing works

Nope, over 90% of hedge fund managers lose to index lmfao. What I'm guessing you're next gonna tell me is that you're different, you're the unicorn. Kek.

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17555005

>>17554382
Pic related is from before supply issues. Also, there's no prood that high temprarures stop the virus.

>> No.17555519

dow paints red despite 50 bp cut
>my sides

>> No.17555901

>>17555005

Yea look at africa for example