/smg/-snib market general

[Anonymous No.17551652]

corona crab edition

Popular brokers:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

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List of hedge fund holdings:
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>>17548577

[Anonymous No.17551666]

>>17551652
>appropriately editioned edition

[Anonymous No.17551680]

based chinese slaves

[Anonymous No.17551682]

Should have bought those DAX puts now that we are dumping again.

[Anonymous No.17551684]

post yfw it literally crabs all day

[Anonymous No.17551694]

fuck robinhood how is this legal

[Anonymous No.17551695]

>watch the big short
>look at current charts
>not going down
when is it crashing?

[Anonymous No.17551706]

WHO AUSFAG HERE staying up for real trading nigga hours?

[Anonymous No.17551712]

there is no reason for the market to keep pumping.

[Anonymous No.17551713]

>>17551695
it opens red today and collapses.
europe is almost all red soon.

[Anonymous No.17551717]

>>17551695
>watches the big short once

[Anonymous No.17551721]

>>17551695
Mate. It's going down. What are you watching?

[Anonymous No.17551727]

>>17551713
>europe is almost all red soon.
???

[Anonymous No.17551734]

>>17551706
Reporting in, cobber

[Anonymous No.17551735]

I SWEAR IF THE MARKET SUDDENLY DECIDES TO DUMP NOW AFTER DECIDING IT WILL INCREASE I WILL BE AAAANGRY

stayed up all night coding a program that will help me buy and sell, now the market just need to stop being so unpredictable

[Anonymous No.17551749]

until it gets below 3050 it's crabbing.
nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.17551752]

>>17551735
>He bought the top
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17551753]

what stocks does he need to buy to save his hairline at 22

[Anonymous No.17551755]

>>17551727
can you post a link to that page where the screenshot is from?

[Anonymous No.17551756]

>>17551727
bobros are getting real cocky and they forget who the real king of the market is

[Anonymous No.17551760]

>>17551755
https://www.investing.com/indices/major-indices

[Anonymous No.17551764]

YES BRO BUY THE DIP BRO!

Also fuck tripfags

[Anonymous No.17551769]

>>17551727
keep watching

[Anonymous No.17551776]

>>17551749
did i say 3050?
i meant 3048

[Anonymous No.17551781]

>>17551734
Work starts in 9 hours, m80.

But I got stocks to trade.

[Anonymous No.17551785]

>>17551769
sure i'll watch as it plummets 2% in the next couple hours lol

[Anonymous No.17551786]

>>17551753
ok who is this guy? i seen a couple of videos on other boards but no idea who he is or why he's posted

[Anonymous No.17551787]

> futures currently going to shit

[Anonymous No.17551794]

>>17551764
Buy the dead cat, sell the bounce.

[Anonymous No.17551799]

>>17551787
crab gang

[Anonymous No.17551804]

Can you only buy options with cash on TOS? I’m really confused. My options tier is standard margin, but my options buying power is 0. I made a deposit about 5 days ago, so it being unsettled is another issue. But I’m mostly curious, when those funds settle, if I buy an option and then close the position, will I need to wait for the option funds to settle before I can use it to trade again?

[Anonymous No.17551809]

>>17551735
'e bought?

[Anonymous No.17551810]

>>17551785
news will spread soon that eu gets no help or change

[Anonymous No.17551829]

prepare your anus for the king crab market.
you thought that boom was big?
these last couple corrections?
historic?
just wait til you're sittin on a thre week crab market.
i'm talking a pure zig zag horizontal line between 3050 and 3100 on the S&P for THREE FUCKING WEEKS.
bears and bullies didn't think we were gonna let them have all the fun now did they?

[Anonymous No.17551833]

>>17551781
11 hours here, I make more money trading but still show up to my wagie job, life sucks. How long do you stay up for?

[Anonymous No.17551846]

>>17551706
Bro I just want to sleep but I don't want to trade our markets...

[Anonymous No.17551850]

>>17551810
>news will spread
>from earlier today
>already priced in

[Anonymous No.17551864]

>>17551833
why dont you quit your job then?

[Anonymous No.17551865]

>>17551833
Usually just long enough to put in my stop orders for the day because my shitty fucking broker (Stake.com.au) won't let me put stop-losses in until I actually own the stock, but I'm gonna stay up later tonight because I'm doing some high level shit for fun.

I also wagecuck, but one day I will break free. I don't have much money but through the magic of leverage I'll make it work.

>>17551846
Fuck paying local comissions. $55 for a single option trade.

[Anonymous No.17551867]

>china to go into a depression
>europe going full japan with crab market
>US for the bullchads
screencap this

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17551871]

SNSS announced their earnings/CC will be March 10, 2 days before their presentation at that hematology conference. They also released the visual aids for their Cowan presentation, it looks like it's the same as what they used for JP Morgan but this time they'll have an actual audience since they aren't in a hotel room across the street taking individual meetings.

[Anonymous No.17551872]

>>17551829
You have to be a brainlet not to know how to profit off crabbing

[Anonymous No.17551882]

>>17551872
sell calls and puts right?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17551892]

Looks like we are back to normal. dow jones 27000 party is on the menu for today.

[Anonymous No.17551896]

>>17551871
why did SNSS take such a huge hit to their value over the last few years?

[Anonymous No.17551904]

>>17551871
>SNSS announced their earnings/CC will be March 10
when, yesterday?

[Anonymous No.17551914]

Dead cat bounce is also happening in Europe

[Anonymous No.17551931]

>>17551652
Godamnit is it a dead cat bounce or not?

[Anonymous No.17551938]

>>17551931
No, it is a tiger leap. T. Pajeet pro

[Anonymous No.17551940]

>>17551864
Income security. Need some stability until I retire.

>>17551865
Yeah fair enough, I use Interactive Brokers so I place orders whenever, we'll make it one day bro...

[Anonymous No.17551949]

>>17551871
2+ dollars today or I die.

[Anonymous No.17551954]

>>17551931
There's literally no reason for a pump, add to the fact that robinhood was fucked yesterday, it's all artificial.

[Anonymous No.17551971]

>>17551931
No sir, will be very profitible if you buy in now. Myself, I bought in and have made very big gains.

[Anonymous No.17551985]

reminder that stock jews realized corona only really affects the old because they are on their way out and Asians and smokers because of ACE2 receptors. They are playing the long game because coronachan is literally just an empty bun hyped up by doomers.

[Anonymous No.17551986]

>>17551931
it's a retard spasm

[Anonymous No.17551987]

>>17551954
why do you think a bunch of zoomers and young millenials with no capital matter other than to steal from?

[Anonymous No.17552004]

Is SOXL the new AMD?

[Anonymous No.17552031]

>>17552004
SOXL will explode when the supply chains are corrected. Expect within a quarter or two. Accumulate now.

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552032]

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1234822447947558915

WHITE HOUSE CLEANSING ALERT****

[Anonymous No.17552034]

>>17551695
>High af on coke and mushrooms
>Watch the big short
>Start looking at binds and stock
>Convinced I can see a trend
>Its all Gunna crash any minute
>Holy fuck I'm about to be rich
>Short multiple stocks along with Nasdaq dow j FTSE etc
>10k about to become 800,000
>Somehow fall asleep
>Wake up with all positions having hit their stop loss
>10k lost in less than 6hrs

Mfw

[Anonymous No.17552043]

>>17552034
Post proof so we can properly laugh at you

[Anonymous No.17552048]

>>17551954
So should I insta sell my puts that expire friday or hold?

RH really fucked me over .

[Anonymous No.17552052]

>>17552048
all in puts on robinhood

[Anonymous No.17552062]

>>17552034
Too bad you didn't OD faggot

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552064]

ITS GOING TO BE FUCKING BIBLICAL

[Anonymous No.17552067]

BULL BULL BULL BULL

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17552074]

>>17551896
I can't be 100% sure these are the reasons since I wasn't invested in the company 2 years ago, but here are a few. Failure of Vosaroxin to achieve what they were studying (now they're doing a partnership for Vosaroxin with Denovo for a completely different study), switch of CEO's 2 years ago, a death that occurred during Vecabrutinib's 50mg cohort that was later determined not to have been caused by Vecabrutinib, and an enormous amount of price manipulation downward to permit legacy institutions to cycle down their average in anticipation of Vecabrutinib working.

[Anonymous No.17552076]

>>17551760
much obliged

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17552079]

Did I miss anything yesterday?

[Anonymous No.17552086]

>>17552048
how bad are they?

[Anonymous No.17552090]

>>17552064
Old or New Testament?

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17552092]

>>17551949
I really hope you live, anon

[Anonymous No.17552096]

>>17552043

[Anonymous No.17552098]

I'm so torn between buying SOXS or SOXL. Do we go full bear and expect a dump today? Or do we go full bull and ride this bounce up?

I think I'll just stay out until the market is comfortably on a downtrend

[Anonymous No.17552099]

>>17552079
it was fucking BIBLICAL

[Anonymous No.17552100]

>>17552079
May the Lord lighten your bags.

[Anonymous No.17552109]

put in $20k, don't fail me /biz/

[Anonymous No.17552111]

>retards who sold at the bottom mad that RH wouldn't let them buy in again yesterday
>bearshits who couldn't get out of their short positions demanding "compensation"

The salt mines are bottomless.

[Anonymous No.17552112]

>>17552096
HAHAHA GET FUCKED

[Anonymous No.17552114]

>>17552096
Holy fuck anon. Uninstall the app quick before the losses propagate to the server! Holy shit hahahaah, seriously I feel for you man. Like wtf stop getting high or lock your phone in a safe first

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552115]

>>17552090
FIRST OLD, THEN NEW. ITS GOING TO BE FUCKING BIBLICAL IN [S]BOTH[/S] TESTAMENTS.

[Anonymous No.17552120]

>>17552032
Don't worry. Hell just pray that shit away.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17552122]

>>17552109
put 20k into...what?

[Anonymous No.17552125]

>>17552096
hats off, glorious retard

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17552126]

down 30% on tranny medical corp... fuck tranny medical corp and fuck who ever shilled this shit.

[Anonymous No.17552127]

>>17552086
I have 15 contracts for .27 an option on MGM that expire Friday. Betting it goes down to 23$.

I'm currently up 1 penny per option but had I had access yesterday I couldve sold for 82 cents an option. I'm basically at a wash, I just dont want to get raped further and lose everything if that market decides to be a nigger and pump fir no reason.

[Anonymous No.17552132]

>he doesnt use robinhood
you don't like losing money?

[Anonymous No.17552140]

>>17551712
Aren’t governments around the world meeting this week to discuss how to keep the market alive ? They could run this charade for another few months

[Anonymous No.17552141]

>>17552126
It was up 200%
>>17552079
yesterday

[Anonymous No.17552148]

>>17552126
fuck baggie you're one of the good ones so let me shill you some real shit nigger. MSFT, AMD, T

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552151]

>>17552140
THEY DID THIS MORNING. AND GUESS WHAT? THEY D-D-D--DDUN FKN CARE

[Anonymous No.17552157]

>>17551695
The problem during the financial crisis was that debt which could never be repaid was sold to retards who treated it as investment grade. When the people realized their paper was worthless the credit markets freezed up. Without the ability to get loans the economy cannot function.

Where's the "bomb" in 2020? I don't think there's genna be a credit crunch any time soon. Corporate debt is high but I don't think there's genna be an inability to pay from most borrowers.

The stock market is probably overvalued. Supply chains are fucked through the second quarter. But long term things seem fine. The only big known coming catastrophe is climate change.

[Anonymous No.17552158]

im itching to get some TSLA puts, somebody pls stop me

[Anonymous No.17552160]

>>17552132
I would unironically kill myself for having that much on there and being so unlucky that I got caught up in that mess yesterday with that much in a losing trade. Shotgun straight to the dick

[Anonymous No.17552174]

>>17552151
>THEY D-D-D--DDUN FKN CARE
They know it's a nothingburger like everybody else

[Anonymous No.17552176]

>>17552157
>Where's the "bomb" in 2020?
just in time manufacturing leads to inventory shortages leads to sales falling leads to companies going bankrupt and defaulting on their denbts

denbts always increase risk. the more denbts, the smaller the bomb you need

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552179]

>>17552160
SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU CHIEF, SHOTTY DO THE DINK WONT KILL YOU. YOU SHOULD BLOW OUT BOTH YOUR KNEECAPS THEN SHOTTY TO THE DINK FOR MAXIMUM EFFECTIVENESS.

[Anonymous No.17552186]

>>17552132
imagine having a million dollars and worrying about $.35 option fees. faggot deserves to lose it all

[Anonymous No.17552189]

>>17552157
umm.... the bear virus?

[Anonymous No.17552190]

>>17552112
>>17552114
>>17552125

I CAN COME BACK FROM THIS I JUST NEED TO SHORT EVERYTHING AGAIN TODAY

[Anonymous No.17552193]

>>17552096
Bless you anon, made me chuckle and feel much better for being £300 down

[Anonymous No.17552198]

Last night I dreamed of this strawberry blonde girl I never met. I smelled her ass and it smelled like her hair. How do I make enough money in stocks to go back there?

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17552200]

Just bought more spx puts 2860 3/28

[Anonymous No.17552204]

>>17551712
there's always a reason; it's just fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.17552210]

>Tornado in Nashville last night
>Death toll 9+

>The fucking sniffles
>6 dead people that already had a foot in the grave

Snifflecucks btfo

[Anonymous No.17552211]

>>17552198
You'll find girls like that in the literature Department of most liberal arts colleges

[Anonymous No.17552214]

>>17552098
We crab

[Anonymous No.17552220]

Heat Biologics
+0.4700 (+142.42%)
fuck yeah to the moon an' shit

[Anonymous No.17552222]

>>17552190
That's the fucking spirit brother. I shorted last friday and that green dildo at the end almost liquidated me, then came yesterday and another green dildo almost liquidated me. But I am still in it.

[Anonymous No.17552226]

>SARS had a 10% mortality rate
>MERS had a 30-39% mortality rate
>COVID-19 only has a 2% mortality rate that is inflated due to so many cases going unreported because most people just get a cold and dont realize they even have it
LITERALLY NOTHING

[Anonymous No.17552244]

>>17552226
You don't understand what the issue is here

[Anonymous No.17552250]

>>17552226
A little bit of wind is apparently significantly more deadly

[Anonymous No.17552251]

>>17552198
Her hair smelled like ass? Based sniff poster

[Anonymous No.17552257]

>>17552198
I am gonna put "Smelling a strawberry blonde's ass" on my agenda once my short prints some ching chings.

[Anonymous No.17552259]

Lt's go to new highs anon

[Anonymous No.17552287]

>>17552244
only if you have a significant number of ACE2 receptors like China where everyone smokes and has a genetic predisposition to have more ACE2 receptors. China's air quality is complete dogshit and their nutrition isn't much better. Its a surprise that a mass respiratory infection didn't incite more damage.

[Anonymous No.17552288]

>>17552226
This is why it doesn't matter

I've been in these threads multiple time people yelling dead cat bounce without it happening.

Keep a steady hand, lad

[Anonymous No.17552293]

>>17552034
Go again pussy

[Anonymous No.17552306]

Short inovio ASAP for free money

[Anonymous No.17552328]

Short INO right now for free money

[Anonymous No.17552334]

I would short italy if all my money wasn't in shorting s&p they're literally the wuhan of europe.

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

[Anonymous No.17552338]

Short TSLA right now for free money

[Anonymous No.17552340]

>>17552328
INO is bullish no matter how you look at it

[Anonymous No.17552343]

>>17552334
Keep an eye on Germany,France and Spain

[Anonymous No.17552347]

>>17552074
How about the fact if you look at their balance sheet they have been terrible at making money and still are?...

[Anonymous No.17552352]

>>17552096
Don't feel bad I know someone who's down 50%

[Anonymous No.17552369]

>>17552186
This!

>>17552160
>>17552179
You get what you pay for and robinhood was a fucking packet pajeet trading platform for dumbasses.

[Anonymous No.17552372]

Holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.17552384]

>>17552372
They're going big dick

[Anonymous No.17552385]

>>17552096
B A S E D.
Keep holding. They'll try to melt your balls of steel.

[Anonymous No.17552387]

I hope you listened

[Anonymous No.17552388]

>>17552372
Nani

[Anonymous No.17552438]

>>17552372
Explain for 2braincell peeps?

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552440]

NO WE WONT CUT RATES BUT WE'LL PUMP 100BILLERINO INTO THE MARKETERINOS KEKERINO

[Anonymous No.17552442]

How do I buy 4chan stocks?

[Anonymous No.17552462]

pump those stonks, spend your money well

[Anonymous No.17552463]

>>17552442
>How do I buy 4chan stocks?

Believe in the power of memes. Buy LCI at 10.

[Anonymous No.17552464]

Should I back buy in at the same price I sold last week?

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552468]

>>17552464
no

[Anonymous No.17552471]

>>17552132
WHO THE FUCK PUTS SEVEN FIGURES INTO A ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT???

[Anonymous No.17552473]

>>17552372
>European Central Bank
>We stand ready to take appropriate and targeted measures, as necessary and commensurate with the underlying risks.

>Bank of Japan
>The Bank of Japan will closely monitor future developments, and will strive to provide ample liquidity and ensure stability in financial markets through appropriate market operations and asset purchases.

can't go down if we don't let it come down duh

[Anonymous No.17552474]

>>17552464
If you do just be ready to pull out. Might be 2 days, might be 2 months, but be ready

[Anonymous No.17552499]

>>17552372
What’s this

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17552505]

If you're not shorting here you should be ashamed to call yourself a trader

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552509]

>>17552473
100b is nothing in the grand scheme of ponzi scheme markets. there probably well over 50T derivatives on the underlying markets. 100b is literally like pissing in an ocean.
>>17552499
you need to leave

[Anonymous No.17552515]

>>17552505
Fuck off you kiwi little bitch

[Anonymous No.17552537]

Morning fellas, how's it looking today will be

[Anonymous No.17552542]

>>17552505
Indeed but what to short is just as important

[Anonymous No.17552546]

>TMDX

wtf happened here?

[Anonymous No.17552547]

>>17552537
Green

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552548]

>>17552537
forecast for today:
morning sunny clear skies, afternoon massive dumpening

[Anonymous No.17552550]

>>17552287
Source or bullshit

[Anonymous No.17552557]

>>17552505
If you are not long, you should be ashamed to call yourself a human being.

[Anonymous No.17552560]

>>17552537
bullshit pump with expensive premiums that you will get baited into buying thinking you'll make a few hundred bucks only for the market to crash again EOW.

buy puts.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17552562]

>>17552546
Trannies, not even once.

[Anonymous No.17552563]

>>17552548
ALWAYS BET THE OPPOSITE OF CAPTAIN DUMBASS

POT IS ROTTING YOUR BRAIN

[Anonymous No.17552575]

The dead cat is now suspended in the air

[Anonymous No.17552598]

>>17552575
She is gonna fall baby.

Made up my mind. Shorts from now on.

[Anonymous No.17552601]

>cruises, travel agencies, and airlines going up

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552608]

>>17552563
FRIENDLY REMINDER ANON TRANNIES DONT ACTUALLY HAVE ANY MONEY IN THE GAME, THEY JUST COME HERE TO SHITPOST AND MAKE PEOPLE LOSE MONEY. LISTENING TO ANON TRANNIES IS LIKE LISTENING TO THAT RETARDED UNCLE WHO SAYS "NOWS A GREAT TIME TO BUY AFTER A 13 YEAR BULL". TRIPFAGS ALWAYS WIN. NEVER LISTEN TO TRANNIES.

[Anonymous No.17552611]

>>17552505
If you're shorting here you should be ashamed to call yourself <85iq

[Anonymous No.17552617]

>>17552372
>>17552388
>>17552438
These are the latest repo operations from this morning. Recently the overnight operations have been creeping up, from the 30s to the 40s to the 50s (in billions of $).

The 2-week term repos are more interesting because these are the operations where the banks don't have to pay back or rollover the principal for 2 weeks. Recently these operations have gone back to being oversubscribed, meaning that the Fed was capping it at $25 billion, but the banks needed much more. The last 2-week term was last Thursday and was almost 2x oversubscribed.

Well today was a complete blowout. The overnight repo was actually oversubscribed, which hasn't happened since way back in September/October when the repo crisis started. $108.6b submitted, only $100b accepted. Meanwhile this was the first day of a continued reduction in term repos, the 2-week was reduced from a cap of $25b to $20b. And that was blowout oversubscribed too, over 3.5x. $70.9b submitted, only $20b accepted.

The Fed is trying to stick to its story of "repo is contained, we are rolling back the injections". But the banks are calling its bluff in a big way and suggesting that the crisis was never resolved. If this continues the effective funds rate will spike again like it did in September, and the Fed will be forced to reverse course again and increase the liquidity injections. It's either that or let the lending market grind to a halt like it did during the GFC.

You can go here to view the historical data https://apps.newyorkfed.org/markets/autorates/tomo-results-display?SHOWMORE=TRUE&startDate=01/01/2000&enddate=01/01/2000

[Anonymous No.17552624]

>>17552608
Post your position faggot.

[Anonymous No.17552628]

>>17552550
literally from wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus#Name_and_morphology
>Proteins that contribute to the overall structure of all coronaviruses are the spike (S), envelope (E), membrane (M), and nucleocapsid (N). In the specific case of the SARS coronavirus (see below), a defined receptor-binding domain on S mediates the attachment of the virus to its cellular receptor, angiotensin-converting enzyme 2 (ACE2).[10] Some coronaviruses (specifically the members of Betacoronavirus subgroup A) also have a shorter spike-like protein called hemagglutinin esterase (HE).[5]
Coronaviruses attack ACE2 receptors
>>17551985
shows the ACE2 averages conducted on 1000 people

[Anonymous No.17552632]

>>17552601
Yeah that's the sign of staying the fuck away, you just know there is gonna be a massive second drop soon.

[Anonymous No.17552648]

>>17552628
Oh and COVID-19 is caused by SARS-CoV-2, so yeah its a SARS virus

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17552655]

>>17552347
No way, a smallcap pipeline biopharma research company ISN'T making money!? Wow that is shocking, I just can't believe it, my whole worldview is destroyed!

Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.17552657]

>>17552648
Its not identical to the original SARS virus you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.17552660]

Jesus ten minutes to decide if I break even and run away from these mgm puts or hope for a drop.

What do I do boys? It's looking like another bullish day.

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552662]

>>17552624
>YEAH D-D-D-DUDE JUST POST YOUR CASH POSITION HAHA YEAH SHOW US YOUR CASH POSITION DUDE
FUCKING RETARDED NEWFAG NECC YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.17552666]

>>17552608
Whens the biblical dump coming big guy

[Anonymous No.17552669]

>>17551727
Europe is in decline because Merkel shouldn't be leading it in the first place.

[Anonymous No.17552670]

>>17552655
:O

[Anonymous No.17552675]

>>17552628
>>17552648
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/339049390_Tobacco-Use_Disparity_in_Gene_Expression_of_ACE2_the_Receptor_of_2019-nCov
And here is a paper suggesting smoking increases ACE2 receptors (notice how the paper outright states Covid-19 attacks ACE2 receptors)

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552676]

>>17552657
IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE IDENTICAL TO BE FROM THE SAME FAMILY OF VIRUSES YOU ABSOLUTE DONKEY RETARDED DUMBFUCK. JUST STOP POSTING LMFAO.

[Anonymous No.17552677]

Still new to this shit, but you'd have to be a drooling retard to not get United Airlines stock and other airline stock right now, right?

[Anonymous No.17552680]

>>17552562
kek

[G !riGfSvioRg No.17552686]

SPXS
ENTRY
18.23
ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL

[Anonymous No.17552688]

>>17552657
I never said it was, are you literate?

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552689]

>>17552666
SATAN TRIPS CONFIRM TODAY. ACT ACCORDINGLY.

[Anonymous No.17552694]

im scared bros, perhaps wait for afternoon to get those puts ? what are your positions

[Anonymous No.17552696]

>>17552677
last, or one of the last pumps, before a drop so fast you won't be able to react.

[Anonymous No.17552697]

Futures have just dropped before open.

Who is ready for red? I know I am.

[Anonymous No.17552698]

>allegedly up pre market
>RH has a huge green arrow pointing down

God I cant wait until my transfer off this POS is complete

[Anonymous No.17552701]

>>17552617
How do I turn this into money?

[Anonymous No.17552703]

>>17552608
Stop posting in all caps

You're obviously retarded but the caps are just unnecessary

[Anonymous No.17552707]

>>17552064
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552711]

>>17552703
>IMAGINE BEING THIS FUCKING NEW HERE
YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO REDIT FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.17552713]

here we go lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByS1Rlk_AL8

[Anonymous No.17552715]

>>17552677
im also new to this but i think it's too early to buy airlines. it makes no sense to me that they're going back up. i dont think the impact has hit yet

[Anonymous No.17552716]

>>17551684

[Anonymous No.17552717]

>>17552655
Yeah this may come as a surprise to you but a majority of biopharma companies don't make it because they DONT make money...

Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.17552718]

>>17552662
I bet you don't even fucking trade. You're just a fucking chicken larper who likes to bust our balls and not do anything since you probably don't even have any money to spare.

[Anonymous No.17552720]

>>17552707
Daily reminder that you can't trust weed smokers because they have unnaturally high cortisol levels

[Anonymous No.17552721]

Cut and run? Or hold my casino puts?

WHAT DO I DO?

[Anonymous No.17552724]

>>17552686
SPXS or SPXU?

[WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE No.17552726]

>>17552707
GOOD JOB POSTING SOME RETARDED ANON IMPERSONATOR THATS NOT ME FAGGOTERINO. CHECK NAME + TRIP, BOTH COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FAGGOT. ALSO THANK YOU FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY FOR ME ANONERINO KEK.

[Anonymous No.17552729]

>>17552697
Dow at +250 what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.17552731]

>>17552601
hope you bought that airline dip!! time to pump $save

[Anonymous No.17552732]

NEW RULE: YOUR ALL-TIME MUST BE POSTED IN THREAD IN ORDER TO OBTAIN (YOU)S

IF YOU SEE A POSTER, CHECK THEIR ID AND CONFIRM THEY HAVE POSTED THEIR ALL-TIME IN THE CURRENT THREAD

OTHERWISE, DISREGARD THEM

[Anonymous No.17552734]

>>17552711
Look, I'm going to filter you, not because I disagree with you, but because you're posting in all caps

You were wrong about yesterday, you'll be wrong about today and so on.

If I see you in the next thread without all caps posts, I won't filter you

[WEEDKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !4.hQMFFtdg No.17552742]

>>17552734
OK FILTER ME FAGGOT LMFAO

[Anonymous No.17552745]

>>17552716
kek

[G !riGfSvioRg No.17552747]

>>17552724
SPXS RETARD

[Anonymous No.17552749]

>>17552729
140

[Anonymous No.17552751]

>>17552734
Not happening. Just filter and enjoy the silence.

[Anonymous No.17552754]

>>17552601
yeah it's the most obvious Bull Trap I have yet seen, Schlomo&Co pumped their stocks one last time before they pull out and Boomer&Zoomer foot the bill with their money

[Anonymous No.17552756]

>>17552732
Is this Robinhood or a casino app?

[Anonymous No.17552759]

>>17552747
So you bought the top? Congrats!

[Anonymous No.17552760]

>>17552732
>>17552734
that nigga is unemployed and going to spend all day here getting angry over literally nothing and losing money kek just filter him now

[Credit Spread Officer No.17552766]

TWO MINUTES OMG ITS ABOUT TO MARKET

[THEGR8KUSHERINO !PTmyHflkJM No.17552769]

THEY THINK THEY CAN FILTER TRIPFAGS OH MY FUCKING SIDES


KEKERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WILL NOT BE FILTERED. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED. I WILL HAVE MY WAY UNTIL YOU ANON TRANNIES LEAVE FOREVER. I WILL NOT FUCKING LOSE FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.17552770]

>>17552751
Done

[Anonymous No.17552772]

>>17552721
I’m holding with you bro

[Anonymous No.17552773]

>>17552747
Nah I bought SPXU. SPXS looks like the same shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.17552774]

>>17552766

[Anonymous No.17552775]

Pajeet's
>OGEN
Having a nice PM bump. Off to $1.25

[Anonymous No.17552779]

>>17552766
The market is about to go to the right!

[Anonymous No.17552781]

ROBIN HOOD IS NOT WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17552782]

WHAT DO I DO WITH MY GILD CALL
I'M SO CLOSE TO BEING OUT OF THE HOLE

[Anonymous No.17552783]

>robinhood being sluggish again

lol all I want to do is move my shit over to ameritrade
what does a wagie have to do to get some service around here?

[Anonymous No.17552785]

Spread them cheeks boys.

[Anonymous No.17552788]

>>17552770
I also recommend just filtering and not even givin them the (You)'s they so desperately crave. They just jerk themselves off

[Anonymous No.17552789]

>>17552766
OHHHH
OHH FUCK IM GONNA-HOHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEN

[THEKSUHERINOBRO !Msx9Msn.ac No.17552792]

RISE UP AND ABOVE ALL CAPS POSTERS

THIS IS OUR TIME

WE WILL NOT FUCKING SILENCED BY ANON TRANNIES

WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE COMING TO OUR GENERAL AND SHITPOSTING?

FUCKING PATHETIC COCKROACHES

[Anonymous No.17552798]

>>17552726
>"IT'S GOING TO BE BIBLICAL" SAYS WEEDMAN FOR THOUSANDTH TIME THIS WEEK
>I-I-I-I-I-IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSED THAT NOW YOU PRETEND TO BE A DIFFERENT PERSON. I'VE DONE AN ABSOLUTE NUMBER ON YOU.

[Anonymous No.17552800]

>>17552769
You can filter literally all trips and names with 4ChanX
Which is great desu

Sadly Im on mobile

[Credit Spread Officer No.17552801]

>>17552789
DING
DING
DING
DADDY

[Anonymous No.17552802]

IM GUNNAA IM... IM... IM GUNNA TRAAAAAAAAAAADEEEE

[Anonymous No.17552805]

>>17552772
Fuck it, here we go. I'm holding.

[Anonymous No.17552808]

>>17552782
Limit Sell for what you bought it for and forget about it.

[Anonymous No.17552812]

I'M COOOMING

[Anonymous No.17552813]

>>17552781
topkek you're right what a piece of shit

[THEKSUHERINOBRO !Msx9Msn.ac No.17552815]

>>17552800
>S-S-S-S-SADLY IM ON M-M-M-M-MOBILE

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.17552820]

robinhood is completely broken

the market went up and all of my options jumped to +500000%, then into the negatives with the values just sporadically changing nonstop.

[Anonymous No.17552822]

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN FUCK YOU ROBINHOOD

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17552823]

>>17552717
Newsflash, anon: The majority of companies, in every sector, don't make it because they DON'T make money. However, with biopharma pipelines, what you are doing is investing in the potential of a drug or treatment to eventually cross through the time and effort needed to get FDA approved, and at long last start turning out massive profit. Most smallcap biopharm companies with a drug showing a LOT of promise get bought up by the bigger companies who have WAY more than enough funding to finish off the FDA requirements and get the drug out to market. With smallcap biopharma, data is value, not whether a company with a 100m market cap was down or up 6 million dollars in a quarter.

Also holy shit RH is crashing AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17552826]

Thanks robinhood...

[Credit Spread Officer No.17552827]

STOP SELLING
STOP HURTING THE SPY
FUCK YOU BEARS
I HATE YOU

[Anonymous No.17552830]

Jesus christ this thread gets worse and worse every day. I'm out of here fuck you all.

[Anonymous No.17552832]

ROBINHOOD IS NOW WORKING

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.17552834]

ROBBIN FAGS BTFO ONCE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17552837]

>>17552827
NO SELL MORE KEEP SELLING

[Anonymous No.17552838]

>>17551652
Greetings from /r9k/. I may be retarded, but if the stock market is crashing, why don't poorfags just buy up shares really cheap and wait for them to bounce back?

[Anonymous No.17552841]

This market wants to go down so badly and they are pumping it up. Absolutely fucking criminal.

[Anonymous No.17552844]

dump it all.

[Anonymous No.17552848]

>Robinhood is still fucked
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO

[Anonymous No.17552850]

well so much for it being a simple leap year error lol

[Anonymous No.17552851]

I would not recommend buying options until we can determine if the VIX has settled, otherwise you risk being IV crushed again.

[Anonymous No.17552853]

>>17552838
Because no one knows when it will bounce back.

[Anonymous No.17552855]

Robinhood is a scam stop using it. Use webull if you need your mobile fix.
https://act.webull.com/i/Q7r61HVDk7aP/at5/
Better market data, more complex order types, more complex options in the works, and full after hours trading (which honestly I should just become an AH trader because I'd be rich if I played what there instead of daytime, fucking clown market) probably won't Shill my link anymore, but I'll forever Shill this app because it's great.

[Anonymous No.17552856]

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.17552857]

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONO

[Anonymous No.17552861]

>>17552838
Its not possible to time the market.

[Anonymous No.17552864]

I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS ONE STOCK FOR SO LONG AND SOLD YESTERDAY
NOW IT'S FUCKING PUMPING
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.17552866]

>>17552822
Probably el cheapo bandwith or some kind of bottleneck from all the volume.

Up about 13-14% this year just from trading. Haven't even daytraded or played options yet. Looking good.

[Anonymous No.17552867]

>>17552838
>/smg/ btfo by r9k newfren
Yes, robot, it really is that simple

[Anonymous No.17552869]

>>17552838
go back. Google is a great tool

[Anonymous No.17552871]

>>17552838
Impatience and/or waiting for it to bottom out. Of course, no one can really guess what the bottom will be.

[Anonymous No.17552872]

>>17552838
Yes that what you should do. It's safer to buy into an index-tracking ETF such as SPY so you don't rely on a single company but on a pool of them. Assuming you can wait for the bounce, that is, because no one knows if we're entering a recession and how long it will last if so. I don't have any immediate need for my money and I'm certain that it will climb back in a year (and very confident it will in a month), so I buy.

[Anonymous No.17552874]

>>17552808
GOT OUT, WEW JESUS

[Anonymous No.17552875]

sometimes i wonder what i did to deserve such suffering, then i remember i was born

[Anonymous No.17552877]

>>17552838
poorfags buy when everyone is talking about stock, i.e. right before the next sell-off. when they then ride the roller coaster down they see their money evaporating and quickly sell at the bottom, vowing to never touch stocks again (until the next bubble)

[Anonymous No.17552878]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17552881]

>Robinhood is down again
Is this company gonna take down my money with it?

[Anonymous No.17552882]

>>17552838
Because that takes too much patience and gall. A majority of people in this thread are looking for quick money

[Anonymous No.17552890]

>>17552881
It's buggy but it's not down. You could still execute orders if you keep trying.

[Anonymous No.17552892]

FUCK
BULLS

[THEKSUHERINOBRO !Msx9Msn.ac No.17552897]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH RETARDED BURGER ANON TRANNIES CANT TRADE AGAIN THIS MORNING BECAUSE "MUHUHUHUMUUHUHUH RH IS DOWN" BTFOD AGAIN. TRIPFAGS WIN AND WIN AGAIN. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOTS GET THE ROPE.

[Anonymous No.17552902]

TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.17552904]

Imagine believing that it wasn't going to go back down.

[Anonymous No.17552905]

RISE, MY SON

[Anonymous No.17552908]

WHERES THE FED DO SOMETHING!!!!

[Anonymous No.17552907]

>>17552890
I CAN'T FUCKING USE IT
GET ME OFF SNSS RIGHT NOW
FUUCK

[Anonymous No.17552909]

bear trap. keep buying

[Anonymous No.17552910]

What do you think lads? Is IV crush over? Safe to buy options again?

[Anonymous No.17552911]

>>17552675
The paper also suggests there is no genetic correlation for ACE2. Unlikely, given there are multiple sources that suggest otherwise. But even if that is true when you look at a map of smoking consumption it tends to be most in East Asia (and is pretty high in Iran), which correlates to the worst outbreaks. India also has been surprisingly unaffected (though signs point to clusters appearing soon) and they barely smoke at all according to this map.

[Anonymous No.17552915]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17552916]

>>17552881
I believe up to 100 grand of your money in RH is federally insured.

[Anonymous No.17552920]

I'M SO CLOSE TO PANIC BUYING

[Credit Spread Officer No.17552921]

>>17552892

[Anonymous No.17552923]

>>17552890
>It's buggy but it's not down. You could still execute orders if you keep trying.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ROBINKEKS

[Anonymous No.17552925]

Fuck yeah the market is going down.

I'm... GOnna... CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.17552927]

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE.

[Anonymous No.17552930]

>memebrokers

[Anonymous No.17552931]

>>17552907
pussy, its just cowards selling before conference

[Anonymous No.17552936]

>>17552031
what makes you believe that?

[Anonymous No.17552938]

>>17552911
Oh and Italy too. So yeah, if you smoke covid-19 may just completely fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.17552939]

Last week was the beginning of a trend. Zoom out zoomers.

[Anonymous No.17552941]

I thought FED was supposed to pump again today?

[THEKSUHERINOBRO !Msx9Msn.ac No.17552942]

>Y-YYEAH B-B-BR-O JUST KEEP B-B-B-B--BUYING THE DIP B-BBR--BRO WERE GONNA MAKE NN-N-N-EW HIGHS THIS Y-Y-Y-E-A-R

[Anonymous No.17552943]

>>17552838
that's what actual investors are doing. however, this board is full of children with small accounts that enjoy gambling.

[Anonymous No.17552946]

This is the most embarrassing market I've ever seen.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17552951]

>>17552716
>>17552745
lmao

[Anonymous No.17552950]

>>17552916
Robinhood is not a bank, your money is not protected in anyway.

[Anonymous No.17552952]

NOOOOO, MY CALLS ARE EVAPORATING! I THOUGHT IT WASN'T JUST A DEAD CAT BOUNCE

[Anonymous No.17552953]

>>17552881
Fucking withdraw your money from that garbage already and use one for grown ups. Do me a favour and look on Twitter under the Robinhood hashtag, 80% of the posters are blacks.. that speaks for itself.

[Anonymous No.17552958]

UP 250 ON SHORTING THE NASDAQ YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17552960]

>>17552857
Ha I remember that faggot last night

[Anonymous No.17552961]

Lmao at people buying airlines stocks

[Anonymous No.17552963]

>>17552950
wrong

[Anonymous No.17552967]

>>17552958
Based Bear.

[Anonymous No.17552970]

>>17552745
What in the yuckuza is that?

[Anonymous No.17552977]

>>17552946
>"WTF MARKET IS NOT GOING STRAIGHT UP!?"
>"WTF MARKET IS NOT GOING STRAIGHT DOWN?!"
This is how you know someone started during a strong bull market

[Anonymous No.17552978]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH SNSS IS SO FUCKING VOLATILE ITS GIVING ME SO MUCH ANXIETY

[Anonymous No.17552984]

Reminder that Robinhood's COO is a woman

[Anonymous No.17552986]

[Anonymous No.17552989]

crabs for the next few weeks idgaf got my dividends. will be fine in the longterm while looking bad in the short term,

[Anonymous No.17553000]

bought my put, godspeed to all anons, we are all gonna make it

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17553001]

>>17552907
A really low amount of volume pushed it down a few pennies from where it closed yesterday, with no big walls on the way back up, and a conference happening today. This, to you, is sell territory? HA!

[Anonymous No.17553004]

>>17552946
I dont like daddy crab either but it is what it is

[Anonymous No.17553006]

im done.

fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.17553012]

>>17552984
less than 10% shouldn't even register to your brain on this one. It won't decide which way it wants to go till their presentation today.

[Anonymous No.17553015]

>>17552984
this reminder would have saved me a lot of trouble if you posted it a few days earlier

[Anonymous No.17553016]

>>17552716
>>17552745
I am once again requesting you guys to not post this picture, it has to be one of the most haunting visage i've ever encountered.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17553019]

>>17552950
2 seconds and google disagree;
Your cash in Robinhood is insured up to $250,000 by the Securities Investor Protection Corporation (SIPC). SIPC protects cash deposits in your account in the unlikely event that Robinhood fails."

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17553020]

Imagine believing that a pandemic is good for the economy and stocks

[Anonymous No.17553023]

>>17552967
I just made a weeks wages in one 12 minute trade anons, Im done for the week

[Anonymous No.17553032]

>>17553012
meant for >>17552978

[Anonymous No.17553033]

>>17551652
HORY SHET DOW DOWN 150 POINTS WTF IS HAPPENING

PERMABEAR GANG ASSEMBLE SELL SELL SELL SELL

LONG SQQQ THE STOCC MARCCET IS ON FIRE SELL SELL SELL

KILL THE BOOMER BURN THEIR 401K

[Anonymous No.17553034]

>>17553023
God I need to get into options.

[LET THW BODIES HIT THE FLOOR No.17553035]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17553038]

Seriously which broker is best? I want zero commission trades, shorting ability, and some sort of sign-up bonus.

[Anonymous No.17553039]

>>17553016
back to plebbit.

[Anonymous No.17553040]

>>17553020
B-b-b-but daddy Trump said its a nothingburger

[THEKushBRO !PXDmhco68w No.17553041]

>>17552977
based

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17553050]

I'm hearing Chase YouInvest is also down right now, what the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.17553052]

>>17553038
How about you suck my cock instead? I can give you a sign up bonus payable in coom

[Anonymous No.17553054]

>>17553020
Imagine if rh actually fucking worked and allowed me to use and lose my money. based rh saving me once again

[Anonymous No.17553055]

>>17553019
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.17553056]

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.17553058]

>>17553012
>>17553019
Sorry guys, I just sold so many shares that the price tanked. My bad.

[Anonymous No.17553060]

>>17553038
If that's all you care about go with webull

[Anonymous No.17553062]

How is the market crashing but this overvalued pos TSLA still have fucking resistance

[Anonymous No.17553064]

>>17553038
if you have to ask, you dont have enough money for any decent signup bonus anyways. i suggest removing that from your criteria.

[Anonymous No.17553066]

Arise, arise, Federal Plunge Protection Teams!
Supports shall be shaken, Stop Losses shall be splintered,
a Sell Day , a RED day, ere the Sun rises!
Buy Now now, Buy now, Sell! No Buy for ruin and the stqable supply chain's ending !
Sell ! Buy ! Sell !
Forth Stable Injection of Liquidity!

[Anonymous No.17553067]

>>17553056
I'm still waiting on that 3%.

All I want is for the stocks to hit the fucking floor.

[Anonymous No.17553071]

>>17551786
Jannie on 8/tv/

[Anonymous No.17553078]

>>17553050
can't let the goyim out before the big dump

[Anonymous No.17553081]

>>17553062
Because its not crashing

[Anonymous No.17553082]

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

[Anonymous No.17553085]

>>17553062
>Crashing
Right now we are crabbing

[Anonymous No.17553086]

Its all over for me. I have 300 dollarydoos left. Give me one last play /biz/

[Anonymous No.17553094]

STOP PUMPING THE MARKET UP YOU FUCKING CRIMINALS

[Anonymous No.17553095]

>>17553085
I reckon we'll close up today, though. Sells in the morning, buys in the afternoon.

I'll swap out of SPXU and into UPRO before I go to bed, I think.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17553096]

dubs decides what option i buy on open

[Anonymous No.17553097]

>>17553086
if you bought into this market you should probably make a safer investment into rope

[Anonymous No.17553099]

>>17553086
Long SOXS

[Anonymous No.17553100]

>>17553086
SNSS calls for 3 dollars in April

[Anonymous No.17553101]

>>17553064
It's the opposite; I have a lot and I expect some incentive to trust them with it

[Anonymous No.17553103]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY MONEYYYYYYY!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17553107]

>>17553086
a2m.asx

[Anonymous No.17553108]

>>17553039
At least wsb doesnt have weedfag

[Anonymous No.17553112]

>>17553086
At this point just buy a shitload of game stop calls with at least 1 year left

Itll go up for a day or two eventually but yeah its a trash company going out of business

[Anonymous No.17553115]

>>17553086
The highest leveraged margin call you can find.

[Anonymous No.17553117]

>>17553096
SNSS

[Anonymous No.17553118]

>>17553040
I hate the word "nothingburger" so much.

[Anonymous No.17553123]

I have $8 bucks left to invest in my account. What's a good penny stock to dump it in that may see some gains from coronachan?

[Anonymous No.17553125]

[Anonymous No.17553127]

>>17553094
Dummy, the markets are all down.

[Anonymous No.17553128]

>>17553034
im a minimum wagie tho on x20 leverage

[Anonymous No.17553129]

>>17553118
nothing burger

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17553131]

lol did rh break again?

[Anonymous No.17553133]

>>17553086
>$300
some mcchickens

[Anonymous No.17553135]

Looking at some Options chain in SPY and VXX i would say Volatility is stabilizing for now, but could go down by the looks of it. I still advise against buying options right now until we can confirm Volatility stability

[Anonymous No.17553138]

>>17553127
they want to go much lower, you monkey

[Anonymous No.17553142]

>>17553128
Sounds like my kind of strategy. I'm gonna die rich or die trying, and I ain't gonna fucking get there by waging like a cuck.

[Anonymous No.17553143]

1200 point rally incoming

[Anonymous No.17553146]

>>17553118
As do I anon, but I can't stop using it unironically because its such a stupid cringe word.

well, Gee, I guess all in all the virus is just a big fat nothingburger

[Anonymous No.17553147]

>>17553125
I'd fucking create a tribute for him if it were so

[THEKushBRO !PXDmhco68w No.17553148]

SHORT 100X IF YOU WANT TO MAKE BALLER MONEY, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH DADDY POWELL AND RETARD DONNY THEY SAID ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17553149]

>>17553086
this isnt(is not) biz friend.

[Anonymous No.17553156]

>>17553135
We're gonna crab for the rest of the week I reckon and then crash on Friday. Nobody wants to hold over the weekend when the climate is this unstable.

[Anonymous No.17553158]

>>17553143
it just might, might rally a third time for 1500 or 2000 points, does't matter much, Schlomo and Friends want to rid some Goim of their money before this shit goes belly up for the last time

[Anonymous No.17553162]

>>17553135
you're better off looking at the VIX term structure to understand expected vol now and in the future

[Anonymous No.17553164]

please tell me this is just a dead cat bounce and that I didn't fuck up by not filling up last friday before closing

[Anonymous No.17553165]

Americans draggin the whole euro market down, fuck you

[Anonymous No.17553166]

Isn't the monday rise a consequence of all the people shorting?

[Anonymous No.17553169]

Thanks to the anon who told us about APT

[Anonymous No.17553174]

>>17553125
>Nenner

Yeah, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.17553175]

>>17553019
Cash. Not options. Not stocks. Cash.

[MarijuannaBagHolderExtraordina(...) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17553177]

We're getting slaughtered out there. I thought they said this was going up?

[Anonymous No.17553178]

All the earnings for next quarter and probably all summer are gonna be fucked so the market is pricing in this obvious eventuality

[Anonymous No.17553186]

THREE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.17553188]

>>17553129
Say nothing burger one more time

[Anonymous No.17553193]

>>17553165

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17553195]

Looks like SNSS is doing another flash crash, likely that it will recover from during the webcast portion of the conference.

[Anonymous No.17553197]

A lot of factories in China and SE Asia Korea etc have halted operations so the supply chain is all fucked up now making shit all much more expensive

[Anonymous No.17553201]

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[Anonymous No.17553205]

friendly reminder

[Anonymous No.17553206]

>>17553175
>Investment accounts with Robinhood are covered by the Securities Investor Protection Corporation (SIPC), which is a nonprofit membership corporation that protects money invested in a brokerage that files for bankruptcy or encounters other financial difficulties. ... All Robinhood accounts are protected under the SIPC.
>Investment accounts with Robinhood are covered by the Securities Investor Protection Corporation (SIPC), which is a nonprofit membership corporation that protects money invested in a brokerage that files for bankruptcy or encounters other financial difficulties. ... All Robinhood accounts are protected under the SIPC.

[THEKushBRO !PXDmhco68w No.17553207]

>>17552547
>>17552666
>>17552729
>>17553086
AHAHAHAHAH "WHENS THE BIG DUMP BIG GUY" GOT BTFOD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>HE DIDNT SHORT
LMGAOOOOAODFKASODFKASDFDAS

[Anonymous No.17553208]

>>17553165
wat?

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17553209]

>>17553175
Yes. I didn't say anything different, and the guy who originally asked said "Money" not options or stocks.

[Anonymous No.17553216]

>>17553164
most of us on here have been saying you should have loaded up on the overreaction last week. what were you thinking. the consequences are never the same.

[Anonymous No.17553219]

Now this is top /comfy/

[Anonymous No.17553222]

>>17553201
What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.17553230]

Oh lawd shit is all fucked up dawg

[Anonymous No.17553231]

NEW

>>17553228
>>17553228
>>17553228

NEW

>>17553228
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/1755322817553228

[Anonymous No.17553237]

>>17553188
nuthin borger

[Anonymous No.17553239]

FUCKING HELL ANONS IM UP 1100

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17553242]

>>17553222
I bought.
THUS IT FUCKING CRASHED ON ME.

[Anonymous No.17553245]

>>17553162
If I am reading it right it looks like dropping down to the 20's in April then stabilizing until October with another expected spike? That is what is being priced in but it could easily be disrupted. How off am I?

[Anonymous No.17553258]

>>17553208
You think this is a fucking joke?

[Anonymous No.17553267]

>>17553245
use the cboe website, not some random blog

[Anonymous No.17553277]

>>17553207
We are ending the day +2%

[Anonymous No.17553280]

WHAT IN THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.17553305]

WHY AM I LOSING 10 DOLLARS EVERYTIME I REFRESH

[Anonymous No.17553316]

OWO

[Anonymous No.17553329]

FUCK THIS GAY ASS CRIMINAL MARKET

[Anonymous No.17553343]

>ONTX

[Anonymous No.17553345]

>>17553239
WTF ITS ALL GONE FUCKING FED CUTS THE RATES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17553361]

bitcoin is pumping the stock market?

[Anonymous No.17553373]

What the fucking fuck!?
It stopped loading my graph. It's just sitting there spinning.

[Anonymous No.17553400]

It's not fair! It was supposed to go down today! They cheated!

[Anonymous No.17553404]

>>17553361
People are dumping bitcoin to buy dirty cheap stocks. Then when the market recovers, they take their gains and dump it back in to bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.17553425]

I will never put another fucking dime into this market. people need to be lynched.

[G !riGfSvioRg No.17553440]

>>17552759
Yeah

[Anonymous No.17553452]

>>17553206
> that protects money invested in a brokerage that files for bankruptcy or encounters other financial difficulties
When you're actually retarded enough to think this applies.

[Anonymous No.17553454]

>>17553373
RH is fukt. all your money is gone.

[Anonymous No.17553464]

fuck the fed

The Federal Reserve cut interest rates by 50 basis points in an impromptu meeting on Tuesday as a response to the coronavirus.

The Fed said the “fundamentals of the U.S. economy remain strong” but that the coronavirus “poses evolving risks to economic activity.”

Fed Chairman Jerome Powell will be holding a press conference at 11 a.m.

The decision was unanimous among the Federal Open Market Committee members.

Earlier in the day, Fed Chairman Jerome Powell and Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin joined other G7 central bankers and finance ministers to discuss a coordinated response to the virus spreading.

[Anonymous No.17553508]

>>17552783
Yeah soon as I can I gone from this app,fuck them I've lost enough that wasn't my fault fuck them fuck them fuck them

[Anonymous No.17553510]

>>17553454
Eh, didn't have much money to start with.

[Anonymous No.17553514]

>>17553373
Down again, keep trying to submit an order and giving me the same thing as yesterday after being back up this morning.

[Anonymous No.17553539]

Are you seeing the indices in europe right now lol? It's acting like europe got the interest rate cut and just copying usa. This fucking market.

[Anonymous No.17553556]

>>17552855
Is that the best mobile app site?all I have is mobile right now

[Anonymous No.17553559]

>>17553464
Did EU do something similar as well? I see no news on EU side, but their indices are following the same shit as usa's

[Anonymous No.17553577]

>>17552890
It's down for me ,soon as I can get my money I'm gone fuck them

[Anonymous No.17553592]

>>17552090
Definitely old - China is currently experiencing the Ten Plagues of Egypt.

[Anonymous No.17553625]

Good fucking job fed. The economy is saved.

[Anonymous No.17553708]

>>17553034
Same

[Anonymous No.17553836]

>>17552853
>>17552861
>>17552871
This kind of response interests me the most. Why would it matter where the bottom is? It's crashing because of a virus, sooner or later the pandemic will end and the stock market will go back to normal. If you buy now, you're pretty much guaranteed to end up with more money than you started with in just a few months time

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17554000]

>>17553836
You're an idiot. Almost every company is currently bleeding out. Nobody can pay their enormous corporate debt

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17554033]

99% of the listed companies will be bankrupt within weeks

[Anonymous No.17554040]

>>17552823
>unironically calls people retarded but keeps trading with Robin hood
Ok retard

[Anonymous No.17554127]

>>17554040
well technically he isnt trading with RH anymore.

[Anonymous No.17554213]

I like how when the Fed Jews stepped in, SMG died.

[Anonymous No.17554390]

>>17554127
I mean the fact he had an rh and was surprised he got fucked in itself is dumb...

[Anonymous No.17554972]

>>17554390
Personally I'm not surprised I got fucked, I'm surprised I got fucked THIS HARD. I'm also seriously worried RH is going to have liquidity issues.