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Yesterday was my first day at work and I've forgotten nearly all of the names of my colleagues.

>> No.17550201

>>17550172
it happens anon. it's okay, you're not the only one

>> No.17550215

>>17550172
> Welcome anon let me introduce to everyone in rapid succession so you can not even
> (You) I can't even

>> No.17550220

>>17550172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMonlRsJ5hY

>> No.17550223

>>17550172
When greeting someone always say their name out loud to trick your brain into thinking it is valuable information because you processed it once already.

>> No.17550229

>>17550215>>17550172

you're suppose to introduce yourself personally later on after the official introduction

>> No.17550237
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17550237

>>17550229
People have feelings too right? And discrimination is bad because we're all the same

>> No.17550258

If open plan office listen to greetings and make mental note, do email addresses have photos in outlook, does your hr it systen have a hierarchy graph.
Just ask who gives a fuck

>> No.17550269

Hehe thats so funny

Not srs kill yourself faggot

>> No.17550289

Lol it's fine OP
Been a year for me and I still don't even know the names of most. Not even immediate supervisor's. Yolo, idgaf.

>> No.17550300

>>17550172
try and accumulate Verasity before a $5M cap. dump the 25x. do it again with some other low cap. never work again.

>> No.17550310

>>17550201
Tnx brah, we're all gonna make it.

>>17550220
Kek, I was just watching that this morning to prepare myself mentally.

>>17550289
I only remembered the the names of my boss and the dude who is second in charge. There is only like 10 people in the office though.

>> No.17550326

Its fine op. I worked at a company for a year and still did not remember anyone except my teammates names lmao

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17550465

>>17550172
I worked for a company for 5 years and still couldn't remember peoples names. One qt called me out and asked me to tell her what her name was. I still can't forget the look she gave me. She said you better know my name tomorrow. I spent the next few months dodging her because there was no way of finding out her name without asking someone else who would then know I am dumbs

>> No.17550495

>>17550465
>One qt called me out and asked me to tell her what her name was. I still can't forget the look she gave me. She said you better know my name tomorrow
HOT

>> No.17550539

>>17550465
Just call her fakitoshi. They love it.