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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:22:10 2020 No.17545006 first for Robinhood fucked me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:23:01 2020 No.17545018 Fuck Tripfags

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:23:22 2020 No.17545027 >>17545006 1st for chuck didn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:23:29 2020 No.17545029 What should a poorfag buy tmrw, is it possible to trade cheap options on volatility alone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:23:44 2020 No.17545034 fuck robinhood fuck the fed fuck all of you faggots fuck this gay earth i'm out

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 20:23:49 2020 No.17545035 >>17545006 Did he atleast steal you dinner first?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:23:56 2020 No.17545036 File: 75 KB, 569x398, MW-HQ329_burry__MG_20190828144324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Brokers that won't exit scam you during high volume trading: >TD Ameritrade >Interactive Brokers >Speed Trader >TastyTrade >Webull

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:23:59 2020 No.17545038 File: 316 KB, 704x400, 1556348841020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to start buying again but this is a bulltrap in my opinion. I will give it three days and we go back down the rollercoaster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:24:11 2020 No.17545044 SPY or VOO lads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:24:58 2020 No.17545055 >>17545006 >>17545018 Double based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:25:01 2020 No.17545057 >>17545036 >Charles Schwab >Vanguard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:25:05 2020 No.17545061 Airport anon postan with quality DD >>17545010

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:25:08 2020 No.17545062 File: 658 KB, 825x1236, 1517098954782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17544989 Look at this cope. Something trigger you faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:25:19 2020 No.17545064 >>17545029 It is but IV crush is killing calls and puts across the board

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:25:26 2020 No.17545066 >>17545057 >literally anything that isn't Robinhood

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 20:25:44 2020 No.17545070 File: 56 KB, 462x579, 1582154541211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545018

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:25:48 2020 No.17545072 File: 144 KB, 800x800, s9NR21p.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what? I made a bad play and I learned from it, I lost probably $50-$150, but I won't make that mistake again and I will make the money back over time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:25:49 2020 No.17545074 File: 75 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20200302-202520.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 23rd for robingoy saved me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:26:21 2020 No.17545082 >>17545036 >RBC Direct Investing Being Canadian is to suffer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:26:31 2020 No.17545086 G I L D ???

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:26:32 2020 No.17545087 >>17545066 >Acorns

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:27:06 2020 No.17545095 >>17545036 How come no one mentions Fedility?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:27:06 2020 No.17545096 File: 108 KB, 378x357, 1582409911609.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17544987 HOW THE FUCK OD I ESCAPE THIS HOW DO I SELL SELL SELLLLLL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:27:09 2020 No.17545097 File: 395 KB, 200x150, 1471568122742.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545018

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:27:23 2020 No.17545101 >>17545006 When it was clear they had a infinite leverage issue that should have been you moment to gtfo of that company.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:27:30 2020 No.17545103 File: 117 KB, 2316x648, panic hoarding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you're profiting off normie fear arent you /biz/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:28:08 2020 No.17545114 >>17545044 i'm a voomer, it's slightly cheaper. if you're trying to scalp pennies then SPY might be better, but for holding VOO is supreme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:28:10 2020 No.17545115 Can you guys tell me what news like 'short seller xyz on the retreat' mean? Is this a bullish or bearish sign for the stock?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:28:35 2020 No.17545126 >>17545103 Fuck man, I was thinking about it the other day but I didn't think normies were actually that stupid. I seriously overestimate them sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:28:39 2020 No.17545128 >>17545103 Fuck me why don't these things occur to me!? Fuck. Too focused on dumb shit I miss what's right in front of me.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:28:52 2020 No.17545131
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>>17545061
I asked the airport staff some days ago. Basically people were wearing masks one week ago but not anymore. Now just some people are wearing them and few staff members.

At the border to Morocco they have thermal scanners though. They take this seriously. Everyone with mask and at a distance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:29:09 2020 No.17545137 >>17545064 So wait a few days rinse and repeat. This is good, I guess the hard part is finding stocks that are going to move like crazy before anyone else does, although I managed it with APT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:29:12 2020 No.17545138 File: 406 KB, 764x690, 1516585524503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545103

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 20:29:17 2020 No.17545139

>>17545028
I don't really know about either one.. I got into MMM for the whole mask thing and earnings gamble just for a quick trade but the bottom fell out on earnings.. my calls are worthless but they're for april so i figured i may aswell hold.. I don't have an opinion on HAS.. never really looked into it..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:29:23 2020 No.17545143 >>17545103 I am the normie

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:29:27 2020 No.17545145 >>17545114 "voomer" well done anon haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:29:30 2020 No.17545146 File: 931 KB, 1080x1742, 20200302_172315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545006 security looks light. we got anyone in the bay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:30:12 2020 No.17545158 How is a stock market permantly propped up by the government not just welfare for rich people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:30:40 2020 No.17545163 >>17545128 >>17545126 >>17545103 Think about it, what are normies going to do now? We're going to get hundreds and then thousands of confirmed infections. Short casual dining restaurants like DRI and CMG

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:30:48 2020 No.17545164 >>17545072 100$ is nothing. If you learn from it its well worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:31:01 2020 No.17545167 File: 47 KB, 799x799, riteaid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545103 >they missed out on drugstore pump and dump oh no no no no >+13.36% AHAHAHHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:31:09 2020 No.17545170 File: 332 KB, 633x329, EOUPbNKXsAA4v5a-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sell everything on Friday thinking itll keep dipping >Friday was the bottom

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 2 20:31:29 2020 No.17545174 File: 2.51 MB, 1893x1067, Hataraku.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SNSS ended AH at 1.16 Y'all ready for it to break 1.50 tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:31:33 2020 No.17545175 >>17545137 >Not just going long on VXX 03/20 Calls after VIX settles

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:31:33 2020 No.17545176 >>17545158 How is a person permanently propped up by the government not just welfare for worthless people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:31:45 2020 No.17545180 >>17545072 narrator: he wouldn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:32:09 2020 No.17545182 >>17545158 over half of the adults in the US own stocks. stop watching MSNBC

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:32:16 2020 No.17545186 >>17545170 You forgot a step. Sell everything, and then put the money in SQQQ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:32:34 2020 No.17545193 >>17545131 Oh yeah. I did see two airport guys wearing them. Also, two Asians with N95 just walked by. This DD brought to you by scientific methodology

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:32:51 2020 No.17545198 >>17545170 >go all in on puts thinking it's the apocalypse >not only is it the bottom, robinhood goes down for the ENTIRE TRADING DAY There is no point to living

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:33:02 2020 No.17545199 File: 711 KB, 734x1000, x22x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545167 Your are welcome I am Rite Aids #1 costumer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:33:46 2020 No.17545203 >>17545006 robinjew made me 2800 today based programmer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:34:58 2020 No.17545218 >>17545082 What's wrong with RBC? That haven't done anything to fuck me yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:35:53 2020 No.17545229 >>17545175 I'll give it a big think. I just don't have a lot of cash and don't want to lose all my funny money on one go. I doubled my money off of 25 dollar puts and that felt super comfy

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:36:08 2020 No.17545231
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is there anything i can do to speed up robinhood going bankrupt and being shut down? i'm afraid the majority of their user base are normies who probably look at their account once a month, so even today's fuck up won't hurt them that much.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:37:01 2020 No.17545243

>>17545170
Yeah I just dumped a third of my stuff so technically I should feel only 33% retarded, but it just feels like I fucked everything up
Also goddamn I need to start logging in the second the market opens. Was hoping to unload one of those meme penny stocks that mooned last Friday but by the time I got on it was back to normal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:37:45 2020 No.17545254 >>17545138 really hoping either bernie or biden gets the dem nomination and picks hilary for vice president. lets bring some sincibility back to america folks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:37:55 2020 No.17545255 >>17545231 Robinhood's target userbase are young adults who throw whatever savings they have at options and check their phone 50 times a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:38:09 2020 No.17545257 >>17545231 Find a glitch in their code and give it to WSB, lose everything, then have everyone sue RH in a class action lawsuit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:38:09 2020 No.17545258 File: 127 KB, 863x752, mr robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545096 SAY IT WITH ME IT NEVER ENDS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:38:26 2020 No.17545262 >>17545174 Thank you for posting, every single day without fail. Watching you do use your pathetic, meager, $30,000 stack brings me a frankly intelligence ordinate amount of pleasure. Anyways njggers, fuck glowie tripfags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:38:45 2020 No.17545267 >>17545231 1) it was a programming error due to leap year, basically Y2K tier dumb but nothing really that big of a deal 2) robinhood traders look at their accounts as often as they think about sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:38:58 2020 No.17545271 >>17545255 i feel personally attacked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:39:10 2020 No.17545273 >>17545182 But their money us directly or indirectly controlled by the rich

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:39:22 2020 No.17545278 >>17545199 Plz don’t die Until all the bears do first

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:39:23 2020 No.17545277

>>17545231
Don't know how, but their address is 85 Willow Rd, Menlo Park, CA 94025 and there's only a single camera at the main entrance with a fixed angle and no cameras at the nearby intersection or any of the nearby buildings, if you would like to file a formal complaint in person or after hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:39:24 2020 No.17545281 >>17545218 I'll forgive them for their faults if they put me on the "Active Investor" discount again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:39:41 2020 No.17545282 >>17545146 I would contribute what's left of my account to pay the homeless to go wild

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:39:57 2020 No.17545288 >>17545103 Bought WMT calls the other day They're doing well

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:40:05 2020 No.17545290 >>17545273 good, rich people are smarter than regular retards

WEEDERINOBROSKI !oujljUOzX. Mon Mar 2 20:40:14 2020 No.17545292
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https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1234607697540063234

THIS, UNIRONICALLY, THE AMERICAN PRESIDENTS INTELLIGENCE LEVEL. AND THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE EVERYTHING HE SAYS KEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKERINO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:40:54 2020 No.17545302 >>17545262 Guess the kayaks, responding in

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:41:06 2020 No.17545304 >>17545182 Is that true? When half of boomers have literally nothing saved for retirement?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:41:49 2020 No.17545313 File: 660 KB, 543x455, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545292

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:41:49 2020 No.17545314 we gap down at open

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:42:24 2020 No.17545319 >>17545292 Sad. I know that you are only posting this ironically, but still, sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:43:14 2020 No.17545332 >>17545292 >Oh no no no no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:43:27 2020 No.17545335 >>17545304 yeah, it's actually down after the financial disaster 10 years ago. https://news.gallup.com/poll/266807/percentage-americans-owns-stock.aspx

>>	WEEDERINOBROSKI !oujljUOzX. Mon Mar 2 20:43:45 2020 No.17545341 >>17545313 OUR PRIME MINISTERS A COMPLETE AND UTTER BOY SCHOOL FAGGOT BUT IM SURE HE CAN AT LEAST DISTINGUISH BETWEEN A FUCKING FLU VACCINE AND CORONAVIRUS VACCINE YOU STUPID SHIT EATER.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:44:05 2020 No.17545346 >>17545292 Trump doesn't know shit just like every other politician, their job is to tell lies to the public not be experts of medicine.

>>	WEEDERINOBROSKI !oujljUOzX. Mon Mar 2 20:44:47 2020 No.17545356 File: 8 KB, 228x221, 1565490950893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545346 A FUCKING MORON KNOWS THAT A FLU VACCINE WOULDNT WORK ON CORONA LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:45:26 2020 No.17545363 Jesus Christ are Stocktwits bulls the most cringey faggots on earth? Who even uses that shit site?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:45:35 2020 No.17545367 Jesus Christ I was hoping the idiocy would stop when bears were BTFO

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 20:45:46 2020 No.17545374

>>17545257
>>17545231
why would you guys want to bankrupt a company that literrally changed the whole stock broker industry?? you guys want to go back to paying commission on trades? you guys want to go back to getting shit interest on your uninvested cash? Robinhood has done so much for this fucking industry and you want to try and bankrupt it??? I mainly use my TD account but still keep my robinhood because i like to support things the lead the way and make progress for society.. i would think everyone would do the same unless of course they're a nigger living in africa...

either you are shills for other brokers or fucking retarded.

this thread is so fucking retarded sometimes.. the fuck man.. you guys giving yourself just enough rope to hang yourselves or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:46:02 2020 No.17545378 The BERN is coming

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:46:10 2020 No.17545381

I showed my 58 year old Dad Robinhood two months ago. He is a good old boy who has never traded a day in his life until now. He can't use the text messaging app on his phone but has made $2000 since he has started. Man checks it 6 times an hour. I'm just glad he found a new hobby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:46:13 2020 No.17545382 File: 15 KB, 556x561, bobby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545292

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:46:21 2020 No.17545384 File: 347 KB, 298x379, MIGA retard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545292 >the vaccine is made in israel take the vaccine you antisemites

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:46:58 2020 No.17545392 >>17545356 Presidents tend to be ignorant about most things yes, that's why they have advisors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:47:07 2020 No.17545396 >>17545271 Kill yourself faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:47:09 2020 No.17545397 >>17545341 what if trump was asking it ironically to inform the sub 80 IQ public that don't understand vaccines?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:47:27 2020 No.17545404 >>17545374 Why do you think your opinion matters? Serious question

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:48:24 2020 No.17545413 >>17545397 What if i just made 10 billion rupees in the stock market today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:48:34 2020 No.17545419 >>17545374 They're mad at the service outage and attempting to express that in the strongest possible terms

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:49:36 2020 No.17545441 uh oh bullbros what's going on in futures

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:49:48 2020 No.17545447 >>17545103 hmmm time to short hotel chains?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:50:14 2020 No.17545452 >>17545381 Better disable margin trading

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:50:19 2020 No.17545453 >>17545374 I was just answering the anon's question

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:51:23 2020 No.17545470 >>17545381 My dad has lost $200(99%) I told him never to trade again and that he doesnt have the personality for it

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 20:52:06 2020 No.17545478 glad robinhood fucked me because i would have bought puts today

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 20:53:21 2020 No.17545502

>>17545419
>>17545453
yeah.. you're right.. i'd be pissed if i lost money if my broker fucked up.. but then again.. i wouldn't be using robinhood to make abnormally large trades that would wreck me financially if some fuck up happend..

>>17545404
what country are you from? serious question.. if from the states what state?? just trying to figure out how much of a bitch boy push over you are

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:53:24 2020 No.17545504 File: 252 KB, 780x1398, The Intelligent Investor Rev Ed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545255 a boomer called it decades ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:54:06 2020 No.17545510 >>17545363 Stocktwits bears are way more annoying >#GOOGL down to 150$. Way overpriced. Bearish!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:54:16 2020 No.17545513 >>17545363 >Everybody is going to buy a pelaton instead of not going to the gym. PTON 35 yolo I monitor it for laughs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:56:24 2020 No.17545532 >>17545510 I don't know, I find the bulls' idiotic optimism just so infuriating. At least bears are skeptical of shit, the bulls there just buy into every single gimmick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:56:41 2020 No.17545534 >>17545180 lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:56:56 2020 No.17545538 >>17545396 i mean when you say "all their savings" i have a 401k with $30k and a mutual fund with $50k and a 529 plan under my old man with another $40k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:58:06 2020 No.17545557 File: 1.90 MB, 928x1639, degeneracy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545441 >Futures Nobody should look at them anymore after yesterday. Might as well just roll the dice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:59:02 2020 No.17545566 File: 12 KB, 788x294, deadcat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone ready for tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:59:35 2020 No.17545574 >>17545532 Fair enough I usually just visit there to have a laugh. Pennystock boomers talking about how that WhateverTherapeutics will be big... sooon... any minute now....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 20:59:35 2020 No.17545575 >>17545557 Agreed. But I also agree with what was said earlier that the Dow is literally bitcoin tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:00:03 2020 No.17545580 File: 1.21 MB, 970x1366, BEARGANG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Laughing as the Bear within me just smiles at the airlines who still managed to lose on the biggest day of gain in history. I'll make my money and the Bulls can take the rest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:00:05 2020 No.17545582 File: 667 KB, 1424x944, 629FCE2B-75DA-430C-8F39-C10DFF396E1F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545170 Don’t worry, we’re just getting started

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:00:15 2020 No.17545588 File: 300 KB, 599x899, the story of big5guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17544987 (embed)(embed)(embed) edition again huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:00:22 2020 No.17545591 File: 142 KB, 828x1441, 1583200424260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545566 Yes i'm ready to not get involved

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 21:00:28 2020 No.17545593 File: 169 KB, 500x593, 1547436616349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545282

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:01:13 2020 No.17545598

When you buy a Bloomberg terminal for 25k/year, you're buying availability and secure access to an exchange. Now as traders you should ask: why would anyone spend 25K/year on a Bloomberg terminal? The only way to make/lose money through retail brokers is if you take long positions and you insure your position by marrying it with a PUT when volatility is low when potential bad news breaks out. In some circumstances your PUT option is probably more expensive than the gains you get on the underlying.

Good luck accessing your account when the VIX spikes, and good luck making money in the long term when you can't guarantee a price on a market downturn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:01:27 2020 No.17545602 >>17545504 >six million

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:02:01 2020 No.17545606 File: 96 KB, 542x407, Bear sluts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545582

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:02:20 2020 No.17545607 >>17545575 Right now? Yeah. Unpredictable unless you have contact to the FED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:02:48 2020 No.17545613 I want to buy CUK now https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CUK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:03:03 2020 No.17545618 >>17545598 Mike please, just let Joe have his delegates.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:03:22 2020 No.17545621 File: 64 KB, 925x750, 1583150239476.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545582 I doubled down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:04:55 2020 No.17545640 >>17545613 >Buying CUK LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:06:49 2020 No.17545666 >>17545621 >>17545582 holding my puts until expiration they are down 60% today but i have until 3/20

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:07:04 2020 No.17545669 >>17545613 >Cruises company That's literally the worst shit you can buy in a moment like this, everything that has to do with tourism is value poison.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:07:34 2020 No.17545682
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People keep posting Robinhood referral links on Twitter as if the people constantly checking for updates don't already have an account and that people who don't are eager to create one right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:07:37 2020 No.17545683 >>17545598 Yeah 25k is great value a year for retail investor

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:08:08 2020 No.17545687 >>17545669 Wtf I'm all in CUK now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:08:43 2020 No.17545694 >>17545683 What the fuck does a Bloomberg terminal even do that I am not getting at any broker?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:09:00 2020 No.17545695 >>17545666 You do know time is your enemy right?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 21:09:44 2020 No.17545704 File: 1.97 MB, 171x315, 1553290652755.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545682 so it was a ploy to shill robinhood gold this whole time? those sneaky fucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:10:47 2020 No.17545717 >>17545621 i sold 75% of puts and bought some more at close at steep discount. Sold flat or up from friday. I think we rally tues but fade over next two weeks overall

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:11:00 2020 No.17545722 Tmdx bro’s what happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:11:06 2020 No.17545723 >>17545682 Nice fake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:11:11 2020 No.17545724 >>17545694 $25k is about 5 seconds of political ads on cable TV

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:11:12 2020 No.17545725 File: 112 KB, 500x586, 1577485022348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Why yes I only buy Berkshire class A stock

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:11:43 2020 No.17545734 File: 2.91 MB, 1280x720, 1583186894411.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Predictions for tomorrow and the rest of the week? I think we will be in a crab state.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:12:01 2020 No.17545737
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Narrative: But seriously, Cruise companies have not bottomed yet. The Algos and Hedge funds already dumped everything and now people are dumping it. After the last of the idiots dump [1 month later], it will reach a good value as the generational shift will see an increase in demand for cruise lines regardless of the disease.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:13:05 2020 No.17545755 File: 55 KB, 600x929, 425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RobbinGoys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:13:09 2020 No.17545756 File: 15 KB, 104x65, 1581657736160.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545725 Why yes, I did spend my entire life's savings on a single BRK.A stock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:13:44 2020 No.17545765 File: 75 KB, 569x398, Green Candle boner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545734 +3% tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:13:54 2020 No.17545768 >>17545737 Cruises are for old people, if old people die then you know the rest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:14:19 2020 No.17545778 >>17545734 What is the crab style exactly I’ve only heard of bulls and bears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:14:28 2020 No.17545780 >>17544987 >the links in the OP are in order for the first time in at least a week >market was up bigly today Coincidence? I think not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:14:32 2020 No.17545782 So do people actually exercise their options or do they just buy and flip them? Seems like any guide I come across talks about buying and selling them and only glances over the fact that you can actually exercise them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:14:43 2020 No.17545785 >>17545737 Cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:15:24 2020 No.17545793 >>17545768 I’d imagine that for traveling stocks too unless you factor in thots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:15:36 2020 No.17545794 >>17545768 Not true at all, it depends on the line and destination. New England cruises skew very old. Summer Bermuda Cruises, especially from Florida, are much younger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:15:50 2020 No.17545797 >>17545341 >BUT IM SURE HE CAN AT LEAST DISTINGUISH BETWEEN A FUCKING FLU VACCINE AND CORONAVIRUS VACCINE I doubt that. Trudy is simple.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:16:17 2020 No.17545800

kek, b.1983, no debt other than a house. have 13,737 in savings. have a pension & 401k via work. also started investing in late 2018. No kids, no ex-wives, just my current wife who's been with me for damn near 10 years (although married for just 5 of them). Just 11 years to go till I can legit retire and say goodbye to working cause "I have to" and instead just do whatever cause I fucking can without any financial issues. Life's great. I've worked hard for it but in 11 years all that hard work will payoff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:17:07 2020 No.17545809 >>17545441 A bull flag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:17:13 2020 No.17545811 >>17545793 >more cruises open up for thots how can I go long on the thot selfie market?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:17:47 2020 No.17545815

>>17545170
I sold most of my stocks last tuesday. Never bought back in to anything. Kind of unsure what to do now, I really can't believe that market rebounded today, I was sure it would continue to plummet.

Rest of this week will be very interesting. My instinct says this week is the "bull trap" but it seems like the market does not behave rationally. Especially with robinhood down, just seems a bit fishy to me

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:20:16 2020 No.17545853

>>17545367
>1 green day means the recession is canceled
>ignore more corona infections
>ignore more corona deaths
>ignore China economic collapse
>ignore supply chain disruption
>ignore earnings misses
>ignore negative economic ripples
>ignore fake money pumps
>ignore increases public fear
Yessssss.... sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.... stocks only go up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:21:53 2020 No.17545867 File: 108 KB, 469x296, keep crying faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545853 u mad bro?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:22:37 2020 No.17545874 TMDX has broken my heart and now I need a transplant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:22:49 2020 No.17545877 File: 1015 KB, 1531x900, 1583007419533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545853

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:23:09 2020 No.17545880 >>17545815 the market doesn't behave rationally because the market is rigged. Most of the time they're subtle about it, but this is 2008 again. This is a bull trap and it isn't even a natural one. I'd be surprised if they keep it up all week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:24:03 2020 No.17545896 stocks are up because brain dead retards "bought the dip", lets see if this continues once infections in America start going into the tens of thousands and if it does then we know that this is a clown market that will always go "up" because of the fed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:24:07 2020 No.17545898 I did it guys, I finally turned into a boomer. I set up monthly deposits going directly into 4 mutual funds: BGSAX, BSPAX, MNHYX, and FAGIX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:24:37 2020 No.17545901 How do you get more productive at research? Earnings Calls Filings Charting News/Trends Where do people mostly research macro trends etc? Do you check world PMIs, gdp, PE multiples etc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:24:57 2020 No.17545904 File: 41 KB, 600x791, 1541561954322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545292 >just 4d chess guys gettin real tired of this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:25:09 2020 No.17545905 >>17545867 >>17545877 Nope, I bought the dip AND hedged for recession.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:25:32 2020 No.17545908
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Threadly reminder that sober epidemiologist estimates are 60% of Earth will be infected with Corona Chan if we fail to contain.

Threadly reminder that we have failed to contain.

Threadly reminder there will be no vaccine:
>Immunity against coronaviruses appears to be short-lived. Epidemiologic studies of coronavirus infection have demonstrated high reinfection rates. In human volunteer experiments, infection with a 229E-like coronavirus only induced effective immunity short-term because rechallenge with homotypic virus, the 229E serotype, resulted in infection and illness. In addition, under certain circumstances, vaccines against animal coronaviruses have led to enhanced disease
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/coronavirus-infection

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:27:02 2020 No.17545935
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Somebody do me a solid and repost that image of the Sleek n Tears guy holding up his phone with the caption:

"And that's why I think we should round up all Chinese people, put them into camps, and deport them."

"You really think that will help solve the Coronavirus problem?"

"Solve the what problem?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:27:15 2020 No.17545939 >>17545905 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:27:15 2020 No.17545940 >>17545901 I just throw a dart at a dictionary next to a fan, then buy whatever stock the first 3 letters are. Up 43% since 2019

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:27:32 2020 No.17545944 File: 196 KB, 975x695, sweet-bull-and-hella-bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUY THE DIP GUYS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:27:50 2020 No.17545947 File: 9 KB, 1223x90, actualretard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bulls are still alive on this board how to we solve the bull problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:28:20 2020 No.17545953 File: 7 KB, 395x112, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545341 dodging my filters isn't nice friendo. you should care about your tripcode more after all it's all you have isn't it

>>	WEEDERINOBRahSKII !z8zMP8.jTw Mon Mar 2 21:29:19 2020 No.17545965 >>17545953 SHUT UP FAGGOT LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:29:51 2020 No.17545971 >>17545901 me i like frosties so i invest in Wendys Thriftys ice cream chocolate malt crunch? Rite Aide the guy on ATK GFs is using coconut oil as a lubricant again... better invest in malaysian coconut farms

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:30:12 2020 No.17545976 >>17545953 Based. Educate everyone on how it’s done. But don’t give them the (you)s

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:30:13 2020 No.17545978 >>17545898 >1.3% MER lol what the fuck

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:30:25 2020 No.17545982

>>17545880
See I disagree with you. To me a bull trap and then a declining market makes sense to me. I've seen no global or industry specific news that would explain why the market rebounded so much today.

This makes me think that we will see an actual recovery even though there is absolutely no reason for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:30:30 2020 No.17545983 >>17545953 shut up zoomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:30:41 2020 No.17545985 File: 10 KB, 398x152, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545965 anotha one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:30:55 2020 No.17545988 File: 11 KB, 240x193, 1476029310669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] have i already missed the fabulous profits

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:31:14 2020 No.17545992 >>17545908 How does that effect the P/E of Costco or the forward earnings of Merck?

>>	W33DERINOBRahSKI !GIZYQNAkt. Mon Mar 2 21:31:15 2020 No.17545993 >>17545985 FAGGOT U THINK I CARE LMFAO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:31:43 2020 No.17546002 >>17545982 >normies keep panicking for 6 months despite everythign being fine and fundamentals steady >weirdest recession we've ever seen get ready

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:31:50 2020 No.17546003
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>>17545292
>>17545346
>>17545356
>>17545904
>Asks an obvious question: Will flu vaccine help?
>Gets a simple answer: No
If only people actually did this in real life. Most people are too scared to ask an obvious question and stay silent out of fear of being seen as dumb, exactly what you mocking him for.

>>	W33DE3RBRahSKI !AuyS854CKQ Mon Mar 2 21:32:16 2020 No.17546008 >>17545988 I LIVE FOR THE (YOU)S AND SEETHING ANON TRANNIES FAGGOT COME SWISH AROUND MY NUTERINOS IN YOUR MOUTHERINO FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:32:17 2020 No.17546007 >>17545722 We got scammed again! TMDXshill was a paid pumper, never trust a microcap!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:32:33 2020 No.17546014 File: 30 KB, 285x172, Screenshot (703).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who was in the wrong here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:33:12 2020 No.17546023 >>17545971 I agree. I just want to get some datapoints. I'm mostly worried about macro waves like recessions/global growth that might effect my narrow search results.

>>	W33DE3RBRahSKI !AuyS854CKQ Mon Mar 2 21:33:19 2020 No.17546026 >>17545988 >>17546008 SORRY FRENDO FRIENDLY FIRE, I MEANT FOR THE OTHER ANON TRANNY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:33:30 2020 No.17546028 >>17546003 While I see your point, a 12 year old could probably tell you how vaccines work

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:33:30 2020 No.17546029 >>17544987 Why the FUCK is no one talking about qiagen? Corona is going to spread exponentially, cure is still a year away and people will gobble up testing kits. Yet the stock has barely budged while moderna, gild and such already pumped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:33:38 2020 No.17546033 >>17545978 I selected 4 different funds to compete against each other: 2 high yield dividend funds and 2 tech growth funds. How each does during this dip/recession will determine if I keep them. Only the most value will survive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:34:39 2020 No.17546045 next thing you know we'll find out that all caps retard is leon liger come back to haunt us.

>>	W33DE3RBRahSKI !AuyS854CKQ Mon Mar 2 21:34:47 2020 No.17546046 >>17546003 THERES LITERALLY A TWEET FOR EVERYTHING LMAO

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:34:59 2020 No.17546049

Ask yourself WHY did the market tank last week? What were people scared of? Has anything changed over the weekend to curb those fears? NO literally NOTHING changed. That should tell you all you need to know. If you chase these gains you are a total retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:36:00 2020 No.17546059 File: 758 KB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20200302-213444_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545953 >>17545985 He's so mad right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:36:09 2020 No.17546060 >>17546028 In layman's terms, sure. But it wouldn't be the first time that a drug has effects on diseases it wasn't meant for. >>17546049 >chase the 5% pump! >don't hedge for the 10% drop!

>>	W33DE3RBRahSKI !AuyS854CKQ Mon Mar 2 21:36:12 2020 No.17546061 >>17546049 IM GOING TO LET IT PUMP AND TRAP THE RETARDED BULLFAGS TOMORROW AND THEN SHORTERINO ALL THESE STOCKERINOS WHILE I SIT BACK AND COUNT MY SHEKELERINOS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:36:18 2020 No.17546062 >>17546007 What did he promise? Also what isn’t a scam on the wonderful basket weaving forum that is biz

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:37:29 2020 No.17546075 >>17546059 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:38:19 2020 No.17546089 >>17546061 Can you please stop yelling? Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:38:29 2020 No.17546093 >>17546049 stocks always go up the trend is your friend.

>>	KushBrahski !jxyjMVkT.c Mon Mar 2 21:38:31 2020 No.17546094 FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ANON TRANNIES WHO ATTEMPT IN ANYWAY TO BLOCK TRIPFAGERINOS WILL FAIL UTTERLY. YOU WILL NEVER, EVER, CENSOR TRIPFAGS. EVER. SO GET USED TO IT TO FAIL TRYING. FAGGOTERINOS.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:38:57 2020 No.17546100

>>17545314
This.
I couldn't decide if it would fade down or gap down, but knowing that the g7 call will be over by 930 and the results will really disappoint, I'm starting to think it may puke 3% at the open.
It's going to be another rough week.>>17545314

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:39:14 2020 No.17546103

Market tanked for only one reason, and one reason alone.

Caixin PMI numbers released Feb 20. It was an algorithmic selloff. Human traders likely started selling Wednesday, and the idiots sold Friday.

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/chinese-caixin-manufacturing-pmi-753

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:39:17 2020 No.17546104 >>17546062 He “promised” like a double in 2-3 years? He also never posted his position or any proof of anything. Honestly I’m just glad I cut my holdings in half to 1 share when I found out ER was today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:41:00 2020 No.17546128 The rebound is caused by the simultaneous interest rate drop, pushing the RFR down and pushing algorithms/traders towards more yield.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:41:26 2020 No.17546132 >>17545582 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:41:31 2020 No.17546133 >>17546103 Pretty sure those numbers came out way after the close chief

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:41:57 2020 No.17546135 >>17546007 Proof?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:42:12 2020 No.17546136 File: 457 KB, 924x985, Sad Frog Dumb Bear 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It hurts bros. I just wanted a market crash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:42:46 2020 No.17546141 >>17546128 Ah okay, I did not see that the Fed lowered interest rates, that would make sense

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 21:43:07 2020 No.17546146
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>>17546059
>>17546075
i couldn't imagine creating a safe space on the interenet.. especially 4chan.. most bizarre thing to me.. like when people block people (unless they're a stalker).. like i really just can't grasp the concept of needing a safe space... on the internet... incredible

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:43:14 2020 No.17546149 >>17546049 Bernie Sanders was the frontrunner now he is not. Its not nothing, you'll see because you'll get overconfident when we go down 2% tomorrow buy the farm in puts and then Biden win Tuesday and then its a non stop bull gangbang.

KushBrahski !jxyjMVkT.c Mon Mar 2 21:43:23 2020 No.17546152

>>17546103
>>17546133
anyone with half a brain new what those numbers were going to look like approximately anyways. mid way jan we knew wuhan was shutting down and other cities too. retards just dont "price" in anything and think stocks only go up. whatever. these next 1-2 years of the bear will be pretty fun to play out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:43:47 2020 No.17546159 >>17546136 There was one Last week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:43:48 2020 No.17546160 File: 194 KB, 804x632, 1583075423085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546136 It will be alright senpai sad frog dumb bears will have their day eventually

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:43:59 2020 No.17546161 >>17546141 They didn't yet, but are expected to.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:44:07 2020 No.17546165
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>>17545992
Costco P/E goes down as earnings will fall less than other retail (stocking up) but share price will be dragged down with the market. Merck forwarded earnings will fall as sickly will be most effected by Corona Chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:44:18 2020 No.17546167 >>17545982 After the 2016 election the Powers have doubled down on their investigations into the exploitation of meme magic. Reality need no longer stem from itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:44:35 2020 No.17546171 >>17546159 That was barely a correction. >>17546160 T..thanks.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 21:45:06 2020 No.17546180 File: 208 KB, 2994x1840, GME borrow rate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that GME has over 100% short interest and over 80% borrow rate...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:45:58 2020 No.17546191 >>17545218 How is the RBC investment app?

>>	KushBr4hski !WTw7ozEmmg Mon Mar 2 21:46:00 2020 No.17546192 >>17546161 donny don trump said today there was no reason to cut rates because the economy was in great shape, only 8 hours after he called on the fed to cut rates. amazing turn around by the american economy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:46:09 2020 No.17546196 >>17545314 >>17546100 >Gap down I believe this. I bought SPY 307 puts right before close and they went UP in value despite closing at 309.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:46:13 2020 No.17546198 File: 36 KB, 634x567, 1582961530007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546152 >years of the bear What are you smoking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:46:17 2020 No.17546200 File: 84 KB, 744x617, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >why yes I am a bull, how could you tell?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:46:32 2020 No.17546204

>>17546033
that's not how that works. that's like flipping two coins to decide which one is better at landing heads. and there's already a ton of research on to optimize these funds. your little experiment is a waste of money.
just buy a total market index fund and be done with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:46:42 2020 No.17546205 Anyone else notice how the fed releases good news on the last trading hour? Mnuchin is going to hold a G10 meeting with all central bankers talking about rate cuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:47:15 2020 No.17546216 >>17546180 What does that mean? GME is kill?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:47:17 2020 No.17546218 >>17545717 Lel No

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:47:20 2020 No.17546220 File: 81 KB, 640x1138, 63460cttum811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >why yes I am a r*dditor and use robinhood, what gave it away?

>>	KushBr4hski !rblsLGfRio Mon Mar 2 21:47:35 2020 No.17546222 >>17546198 its ok bub you will learn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:47:36 2020 No.17546223 >>17546180 OH SHIT I was looking at GME because I thought there might be a short squeeze, looks like it might be sooner rather than later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:47:54 2020 No.17546227 >>17545695 Explain

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:48:29 2020 No.17546233

>>17546141
So here is where things get ugly.

If there is no bad news this week, everything will go straight up, probably back up to 29,000+.

But, if we have a sequence of bad news, that is where things start to get ugly. Crashes require a sequence of consecutive, negative events to cause a market decline, making them very unlikely yet very real. Low interest rates make markets more fragile as it pushes portfolios towards riskier, higher yielding assets. I wouldn't be concerned unless you're thinking we're about to have more bad news in the coming weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:48:46 2020 No.17546236 >>17546220 holy shit lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:48:47 2020 No.17546235 >>17546222 Ok boomer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:48:52 2020 No.17546241 >>17545198 Are you me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:49:15 2020 No.17546244 >>17546204 Unfortunately I can't auto deposit into that, otherwise I would just auto deposit into SPY and QQQ.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:49:18 2020 No.17546245

>>17545292
He’s a master because he asks and says things the retarded lower 60% of people would ask or say
If you can’t hear that one dumbass aunt saying something like this at thanksgiving I feel bad for you, those people are hilarious
Unfortunately, they also vote and have to be kept alive

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:49:22 2020 No.17546247 >>17546152 You didn’t know shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:49:53 2020 No.17546254 >>17546220 This has to be a troll...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:50:52 2020 No.17546266 >>17546200 >short term options >margin trading >student loans a recipe for failure

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:51:03 2020 No.17546267 File: 339 KB, 1638x1570, Screen Shot 2020-03-02 at 9.50.44 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546220 looked it up the absolute mad man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:51:06 2020 No.17546268 File: 123 KB, 758x535, 3D75B9A9-0AC0-46C6-A0FE-43DA314EB654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17545935 here ya go, bud

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:51:51 2020 No.17546277 Emergency Georgia conference in 10 minutes. Still a nothing burger though right?

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 21:52:07 2020 No.17546280

>>17546223
I'm looking for a little squeeze to a little over 6 then back down a little.. i'm thinking it'll be range bound until console releases... shit is fucking crazy.. literrally fucking bears shorting shares while GME is buying those same shares... like wtf.. wtf is going on?!?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:52:11 2020 No.17546281 File: 4 KB, 218x231, 1515895539230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boomers will be dead by the time we have a real recession and interest rates will already be at 0%. It's so fucking obvious what they're doing

>>	KuushBraahski !je.GLqb1fI Mon Mar 2 21:53:00 2020 No.17546291 >>17546247 ok retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:53:05 2020 No.17546294 >>17546268 I'm disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:53:17 2020 No.17546298 >>17546281 >one final fuck you from the boomers god I hope coronachan actually commences the boomercide besides my parents of course

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:53:19 2020 No.17546299

I lost everything.... I over leveraged myself on SPY PUTS which are basically worthless after today (loss of -90%+). The worst part is I couldn't even cut my losses because Robinhood was down. I just found out this was because of a leap year coding error that they knew about since 4 years ago and neglected to fix. Do I have a legitimate legal case to sue Robinhood to get my money back? They cost me thousands of dollars because of an issue THEY KNEW ABOUT BUT NEGLECTED TO FIX. That can't possibly be legal. I think I would have a strong case since I can prove the same issue occurred 4 years ago. How should I approach this and where can I get cheap legal advice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:53:37 2020 No.17546302 >>17545935 Lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:53:46 2020 No.17546304 >>17546281 Can't live through a recession if you die before it starts. No wonder they're pumping, it all makes sense now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:54:45 2020 No.17546314 File: 36 KB, 400x250, CA65A97D-2231-40F3-951C-027E74093E29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546294

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:55:01 2020 No.17546317 >>17546299 If you were already rich? Sure. As the broke nigga you are, not a chance in hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:55:01 2020 No.17546318 >>17546299 rip the terms of service you signed waived any rights you had for legal recourse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:55:10 2020 No.17546321 >>17546299 How much money did you lose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:55:12 2020 No.17546322 >>17545027 Chuck has had downtime in the past

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:55:16 2020 No.17546325 >>17546180 Go on....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:55:49 2020 No.17546331 >>17546314 Somebody get this hothead outta here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:56:18 2020 No.17546335 >>17546321 About $14,000. Not much compared to other high rollers I'm sure but it was all I had.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:56:35 2020 No.17546336 File: 53 KB, 640x1138, 4x6pxlff0ye31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >why yes, I do day trade on Robinhood. Why do you ask?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:56:39 2020 No.17546338 >>17546299 No chance

>>	KuushBraahski !je.GLqb1fI Mon Mar 2 21:57:35 2020 No.17546351 >>17546335 that sucks brahski, im gonna smoke one for you.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:58:08 2020 No.17546355
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>>17546049
So, you can't look at this from a strictly fundamental perspective as market does not move purely on fundamentals. Market is made up of a variety of people and institutions all buying and selling for different reasons to achieve a single goal; taking out more than they put in. Some are going to benefit from a drop in price, others are going to help that drop buy pulling out in order to defend against loss. Still others want to buy on speculation of rising price, either in short term or long. Some try to time these moves, others just average in money on a regular basis regardless. There is a very complex push and pull at work there and it results in price fluctuations even if the mean trend is headed in a steady direction. Under conditions of high volatility, everything is amplified with high trade volume and people positioning massive quantities of money looking for moves in either direction. Econ people sometimes refer to this as "price discovery". Add in shifting values of major commodities and relative value of major currencies, you get big swings.

More simply, I like to say the markets reacts to a thing first, then figures out whether it overreacted or underreacted and figure out where it ought to be later. If you are the pure fundamental persuasion you will find yourself very frustrated by the difference between what the market does and what you think it ought to be doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:58:42 2020 No.17546364 >>17546336 You'd think you would call it quits on options after you lose the first 30k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:58:48 2020 No.17546366 >>17546335 Maybe someone will make a class action lawsuit but you can also try /r/legaladvice and see what they say but those assholes will probably just tell you to get a lawyer.

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Mar 2 21:58:53 2020 No.17546368 The market WILL NEVER CRASH

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 21:58:58 2020 No.17546370

>>17546216
it means that there isn't even enough supply for shorts to cover their position and it's going to cost them more to even keep their short position on... imo someones gunna put a fire under their ass

>>17546325
i'm just shaking my head.. mind boggling forsure.. how could this happen?!?!? like wtf..??

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:59:51 2020 No.17546375
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>>17546244
then diversify as much as possible and pick what has the lowest fees. or read the fine print and figure out how to get around it. those limitations only exist to fuck people over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 21:59:55 2020 No.17546376 >>17546299 But with puts you only lose what you paid. How did you not know the risk you were going on.?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:00:05 2020 No.17546378 >>17546368 >Rome is ETERNAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:00:14 2020 No.17546380 >>17546368 Unironically correct

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:00:46 2020 No.17546382

>>17546146
i couldn't imagine creating a tripcode on the internet... especially 4chan... most bizarre thing to me... like when people make a username on reddit.. like i really just can't grasp the concept of needing a tripcode... on the internet... incredible

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:01:34 2020 No.17546387 File: 66 KB, 632x995, at7gloeb5ck41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546336 >>why yes, I do day trade on Robinhood. Why do you ask? You are like a little babby. Watch this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:01:56 2020 No.17546390 >>17546364 all you think about is making it back >i'd know

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:02:01 2020 No.17546391 >>17545982 Sanders is still the front runner and will win 2/3rds of the delegates, including Texas and California. And if you think that will Trump corona you're crazy. But we will see a 3% drop tomorrow.

>>	WeeDerinoKusHerinoBroSefeRino !xQ7Nv5XQyg Mon Mar 2 22:02:05 2020 No.17546394 >>17546382 necc yourself faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:02:30 2020 No.17546396 >>17546299 There should be some sort of retest of the lows, sell them then

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:02:40 2020 No.17546398

>>17546281
It would take a lot to get interest rates down to 0 in the short term. It would encourage more risk taking behavior on the part of banks who have no place to park their money (other than dividend yielding stocks and higher yield bonds)

Once they do hit zero, I would imagine that they would need to write/push legislation to allow for negative interest rates in the US.

If interest rates move down too fast, banks may park their money in treasuries anyway since a fast move in interest rates makes treasuries more valuable anyway. Bond purchasing results in more debt for the US government. A runaway effect could turn the S&P into another Nikkei as everyone gets squeezed into stocks and ETFs.

It's now just a matter of when. Jerome can pull a YOLO and cause interest rates to rise, prematurely ushering in another recession before we enter the black hole of negative interest rates. He will be hated for the rest of his life, like Volcker.

>>	WeeDerinoKusHerinoBroSefeRino !xQ7Nv5XQyg Mon Mar 2 22:03:07 2020 No.17546403 >>17546387 ohnonononononooooooooooooo

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:04:02 2020 No.17546412 >>17546403 Waiting for that guy on WSB with 1.2mil in spring/summer puts on travel/airline stocks to either print or lose absolutely everything

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Mar 2 22:04:43 2020 No.17546417 THE MARKET WILL NEVER PEEPEE OR POOPOO

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 22:05:11 2020 No.17546424

>>17546382
I think it's pretty obvious why i have a tripcode

also.. in a stock general or anything surrounding stocks and finance.. i think it's a good thing to have people be able to take creidt for their wins or losses.. not just some anonymous shill that will pump and dump on you and run away..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:05:25 2020 No.17546428 File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1076, tenor.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546412 I'm trying not to think about it.

>>	WeeDerinoKusHerinoBroSefeRino !xQ7Nv5XQyg Mon Mar 2 22:05:26 2020 No.17546429 >>17546412 i think hes going to hit big on it lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:06:27 2020 No.17546443 File: 81 KB, 742x762, 2345246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pay for my tuition bigots! I spent all my loans on robinhood options and you must cover me!

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 22:06:46 2020 No.17546446 >>17546412 is everyone here a wsb regular??

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:06:50 2020 No.17546447

>>17546424
>I think it's pretty obvious why i have a tripcode
You are a retarded narcissist who didn't get enough attention growing up so you seek it out on the internet and pretend that literally anyone gives a fuck about your predictions about a memestock no one else here is interested in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:07:00 2020 No.17546452 >>17546412 Doesn't matter if he wins that bet, he'll eventually go broke

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:07:02 2020 No.17546454 I only come around to /smg/ in high vol but god damn you guys are posting a lot of riddit, has there been a large demographic switch in the short time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:07:11 2020 No.17546455 >>17546443 how many of these horrendous images do you have?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:07:12 2020 No.17546457 >>17546233 We're going to have awful news in the coming weeks.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:07:14 2020 No.17546459

>>17546398
We used to have a recession every 8 to 10 years. Now even a 15% correction is enough merit to cut rates and think about QE. 2008 has created this deep seated anxiety and fear of a stock market that sometimes comes back to reality. Michael Berry was right we're in an Index fund/ETF bubble and everyone is so entangled in it that people in power don't want it to implode.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:07:30 2020 No.17546460 >>17546412 His portfolio is worth 8M. He bought those puts for like 300K, he already made 900K although today a lot of that profit vanished.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:07:58 2020 No.17546465 >>17546455 infinite https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/search?q=flair_name%3A%22Loss%22&restrict_sr=1

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:08:21 2020 No.17546468 >>17546424 >i think it's a good thing to have people be able to take creidt for their wins or losses so you have a log of your positions and trades for us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:09:19 2020 No.17546479 >>17546454 >has there been a large demographic switch in the short time? Yes. High volatility brings in a lot of new people. In ordinary conditions, /smg/ consists of maybe 30 regular posters. In times like this it balloons to 100+.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:09:57 2020 No.17546486 >>17546454 It's almost like a... viral infection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:10:20 2020 No.17546491 File: 315 KB, 942x673, bloody bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546465 thank you for this kind anon holy shit this is gold

>>	WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE Mon Mar 2 22:11:23 2020 No.17546502 >>17546446 nah theyre more retardedly autistic than the anon trannies on here. its actually cringe. not as cringe as 95% of the anon trannies on here though but still hella cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:11:42 2020 No.17546505 File: 130 KB, 489x811, 5363578.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I present to you: The Quintessential R*dditor: Hodler Silver Medalist

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:11:56 2020 No.17546506 You guys think it’s gonna keep going lower? I do

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 22:12:05 2020 No.17546507 File: 21 KB, 400x400, 1553635979694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546447 ok

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:13:17 2020 No.17546516 >>17546465 I suddenly don't feel so bad about myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:13:48 2020 No.17546524 >>17546452 yep

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:14:29 2020 No.17546530 File: 206 KB, 991x672, apu bucks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's like Robinhood but for white people? Fidelity?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:14:50 2020 No.17546533 File: 22 KB, 464x360, tell u l8r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546506 ill tell you later

>>	WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE Mon Mar 2 22:15:14 2020 No.17546538 >>17546505 did that niggererino really turn 200k into $2 lmfaoooooooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:16:56 2020 No.17546559 File: 50 KB, 480x960, Screenshot_20200302-200243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Repostin my all time Don't do drugs kids And at least TRY to do some due diligence...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:17:18 2020 No.17546565 I signed up for webull and got approved for options, but no spreads the email made it sound like that feature doesn't even exist yet, any anons know if that's the case? Google didn't give me anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:17:42 2020 No.17546569 >>17546538 No he turned 300k into 2.58 but dw he's making his money back in r*dditor medals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:18:04 2020 No.17546574 >>17546452 yeah, it doesn't matter how much money you walk into a casino with. spend enough time there you'll eventually lose all of your money, regardless of strategy. and online trading means he's always chasing that high.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:18:39 2020 No.17546580 File: 146 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200302-221744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every major drop except the first was a trading halt fucking me or RH fucking me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:19:15 2020 No.17546587 >>17546530 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:21:13 2020 No.17546613 Everytime I lurk here I lose money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:21:41 2020 No.17546617 >>17546569 stop being so greedy such an ez fix you should be way up now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:22:02 2020 No.17546620 >>17546443 Imagine thinking we should forgive all student debt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:23:03 2020 No.17546629 File: 22 KB, 251x231, 1583003189112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:23:46 2020 No.17546636 >>17546580 So change brokerage and stop trading garbage. I just made you profitable

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:23:58 2020 No.17546639 >>17546620 >stop giving money to israel for like a decade done i fixed it vote4me

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:24:36 2020 No.17546642
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>>17546233
We're about to have more bad news

https://nypost.com/2020/03/02/nyc-doctor-has-to-plead-with-health-dept-to-test-for-coronavirus/
>New York State has only conducted 32 tests

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:25:08 2020 No.17546649 >>17546443 >>17546620 it's not a student loan if you don't spend it on education. you can't take out a mortgage to gamble either, not without the IRS fucking you over for it.

>>	WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE Mon Mar 2 22:25:22 2020 No.17546651 >>17546642 OHNONONONONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE TRUE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:25:32 2020 No.17546652 >>17546642 bulls don't care tomorrow's +2%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:25:46 2020 No.17546655 >>17546267 Nigga that's like a 3% rate of interest. Just put it in any fund or index & it'd be free money.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:25:58 2020 No.17546657

>>17546620
Eh. All other debt can be escaped through bankruptcy. Dahhnald used this to shelter himself from toxic assets and never pay denbts.

Biden’s plan makes the most sense imo, just freeze the debt until their earnings are high enough to make interest payments. At least give people a chance to escape debtors prison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:26:47 2020 No.17546665 >>17546642 Youre not taking my gains bobo I got 44k on spxl

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Mar 2 22:26:55 2020 No.17546668 QUADS WE CRASH TOMORROW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:27:20 2020 No.17546671 File: 1.61 MB, 336x252, MarriedCharmingBushbaby-size_restricted.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17544987 >mfw switched to Schwab last week and made $25k this morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:27:44 2020 No.17546674 File: 47 KB, 759x431, always be checking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546668 +2% checkem

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:29:27 2020 No.17546688 >>17546636 Kek I started the transfer to Fidelity today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:29:57 2020 No.17546689 RH fucked me today. Which brokerage should I switch to? I’m white btw

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Mar 2 22:30:02 2020 No.17546691 >>17546674 We did it, we saved the market!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:30:04 2020 No.17546692 >>17546668 Stop this shit grim. In other news, I miss holding NRZ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:32:03 2020 No.17546713 >>17546227 theta but I am only using those options to hedge my longs

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:32:22 2020 No.17546715

>>17546424
>>17546468
>i think it's a good thing to have people be able to take creidt for their wins or losses..
>so you have a log of your positions and trades for us?
why does everybody else get a reply but me? do you not actually want to take credit for your predictions? are you just a pump and dump shill?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 22:32:57 2020 No.17546720 File: 428 KB, 499x276, 1521607906989.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546671 we all believe you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:33:38 2020 No.17546733 >>17546479 >>17546486 too bad we cant just spam gore or something redditors still cant into gore

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:33:40 2020 No.17546735 Niggas over here Niggas over there Niggers gonna nigger When there’s niggers everywhere!

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 22:34:18 2020 No.17546740 >>17546715 i'm not going to cater to people that come off as an asshole to me... not i'm not going to give you a log of anything... just know... LCI to $60

>>	WEEDerinoKUSHerinoBROSEFerino !FLMF.f9WmE Mon Mar 2 22:35:05 2020 No.17546751 BAKE SOME BREAD FAGGOTS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:35:15 2020 No.17546752 >>17546387 ouchies

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:35:20 2020 No.17546753

>>17546657
>All other debt can be escaped through bankruptcy.
Not student loans.

>>17546649
>it's not a student loan if you don't spend it on education
Yes it is. Have you ever had student loans? The way it works is they calculate an estimated cost of attendance which includes tuition, books, room and board, etc. The loan money is sent to the school and applied to your student bill. Anything left over is refunded to you as a check so that you can use it to pay rent, buy groceries (room and board), buy books, etc. Technically using it for things like buying TVs, cars, or stocks, is illegal, but no one ever checks so it is very common spend the money on all sorts of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:35:22 2020 No.17546754 Should I dump my Mar 16 SPX 2856 puts tomororw?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:35:27 2020 No.17546755 >>17546396 What are the odd that we ACTUALLY retest the lows? Is this just bear cope? I want to scoop up some more VIG, COST, CLX, KO, MRK, and BRKB ;_; Maybe an AMZN...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:36:08 2020 No.17546761 >>17546742 I did mostly passive - large time frames until 2020. In 2020 I had enough gains I decided to try to be a bit more aggressive with my ideas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:36:43 2020 No.17546769 >>17546753 Right. That’s why I said all OTHER debt. That is why student loans are so fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:36:58 2020 No.17546770 Clown world demands we hit ATHs in a matter of days. Start getting used to hearing "the market can be illogical longer than you can be solvent" 9,000 times, and watch as worse and worse virus news only pumps it further up. We've seen this before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:37:36 2020 No.17546776 someone make a new thread you lazy niggers

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Mar 2 22:37:43 2020 No.17546777 >>17546692 It had a nice pump today!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:38:54 2020 No.17546799 NEW NEW NEW >>17546791 >>17546791 >>17546791 >>17546791 >>17546791

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:39:10 2020 No.17546806

>>17546769
I'm a fucking moron. Student loans cannot be discharged because there is no collateral. There is nothing fucked up about it from that standpoint. What is fucked up is letting people get in debt over degrees that don't pay. Loan maximum should be tied to expected earnings upon graduation and should be capped at 1 years salary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:39:24 2020 No.17546807 >>17546655 Now you're thinking like a true banker

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:39:57 2020 No.17546815 File: 11 KB, 297x126, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546387 this leddit niggardry must CEASE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:40:21 2020 No.17546817 >>17546770 My dude I can’t handle a clown market. Trading was my way of escaping and laughing at the world. I’m so conflicted now

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:40:32 2020 No.17546820

>>17546740
>LCI to $60
that's not a position. saying a sports team will win eventually isn't a prediction. in how long? how much? since when? what's your annual return?
doesn't matter if I'm being a dick about it. everybody else is just going to see an evasive shill. if you actually cared about taking responsibility for your reputation you'd be posting this info regardless of whether people asked for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:41:59 2020 No.17546840 >>17545898 >those expense ratios Not very boomerish. Why those?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 2 22:42:37 2020 No.17546846 >>17546820 i've posted these things before.. so please... please... lurk more.......

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:43:39 2020 No.17546859 >>17545898 >FAGIX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:45:14 2020 No.17546884 >>17546840 >>17546859 Kind of an anchor for my account. I tend to favor riskier investment so this will help curb that. I chose 2 high div and 2 tech growth funds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:45:50 2020 No.17546890 >>17546846 lots of new people in these threads. surly you want them to know what a stand up guy you are without having to dig around for it. unless you just want your trades to remain buried.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:48:49 2020 No.17546920 >>17545978 MER is irrelevant... all that matters is return. Renaissance Technology Medallion fund used to charge around 5% until it was closed. It made around 40%/year. If you only look at the MER you are clueless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:50:18 2020 No.17546936 >>17546884 Don't know where you are, but taxes will also eat into gains, unless the funds are in a tax-advantaged account. Are these in a tax-advantaged account?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:51:52 2020 No.17546959

>>17546920
low MER is the single best predictor of returns.
and your falling for one of the oldest tricks in the book. make literally hundreds of slightly different funds, after 20 years scoop up the survivors and advertise them as having some special sauce.

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 2 22:52:18 2020 No.17546969 >>17545262 "intelligence ordinate"? Did your hatred of me give you an aneurysm halfway through typing that?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:54:27 2020 No.17546999

>>17546936
No, but tax man will take 30% no matter what I invest it in.

>>17546959
These were the best performing funds that I could find with the criteria I put. Im definitely wary of the expenses but the returns look really good, I'll give it a chance and see how it goes.

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 2 22:54:43 2020 No.17547001 >>17546613 Should have bought SNSS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:56:56 2020 No.17547030 File: 95 KB, 641x329, qUwnibH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17546999

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:57:35 2020 No.17547039 >>17546999 >but tax man will take 30% no matter what I invest it in What country?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:58:10 2020 No.17547048

>>17546459
I think there is something to learn from history here. The current macro environment is similar to what Japan went through in the 1990s, which went through it's own QE driven economic boom. In Japan's case, the bust was a slow crawl downwards, and nothing like the crash seen in 2008.

There is one difference. In 1990 every other country had positive interest rates. Japan never completely recovered from 1990 either. Instead the Japanese banks fled to US bonds. Europe is now in the same boat, and the US is fast approaching negative interest rates. In the short term, it could rebound since the markets took a shock last week. Multiple shocks may cause stocks to tumble as they have many times before. Typically this can involve one or more bear traps as the markets tumble into recession. If the US and China drag each other downwards through the use of treasuries, we will see a global depression.

It's all a confidence game in the end, and so far that confidence lies with Trump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 22:59:12 2020 No.17547061 >>17547030 Yea ok? So it doesnt matter which fund I pic then. Thats why I'll just wait and see. As long as they are green I'll keep them for a while. If they aren't making returns then I'll sell them. >>17547039 US

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:01:35 2020 No.17547088 >>17547061 Then I'm genuinely curious why you believe that the taxman will take 30% no matter what, and no matter when.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:01:43 2020 No.17547090 >>17547061 >So it doesnt matter which fund I pic then I just said to pick funds with low fees.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:05:24 2020 No.17547136

>>17547088
I just assume that in my head calculations, but I just use whatever my broker gives me. Not sure how a mutual fund would be taxed worse than normal stocks.

>>17547090
Like I said, I'll be monitoring its performance. Not like its going to fluctuate much, I can exit any time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:08:25 2020 No.17547178 File: 197 KB, 1080x1160, 20200302_230619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17544987 Did I did good? Pls no bully im only 19 and have 3 years experience doing this... started with 500 dollars btw. Put like a thousand cash in at one point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:09:57 2020 No.17547205 >>17547178 Pretty good, you can hold them through the recession.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:13:46 2020 No.17547250

>>17547205
I don't believe that will happen. The market is casual now. Its all robots, algorithms, and strike prices- along with knee-jerk, emotional normies who have no idea what they're doing. No such thing as a bull trap, or any prediction model that made a lick of sense anymore imo. Thank you, Cramer and online investing.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:14:05 2020 No.17547253

>>17546459
The biggest issue around ETFs is that it generalizes price discovery. Rather than having the market do the research to figure out how much the equity of a company is worth in the short term future, it bundles up all the equities underlying the ETF. Now that you have this basket, buyers will buy the basket thinking that the value of the basket will appreciate. Unfortunately there may be bad apples in this basket, and the ETF fees pay the people to pick out the bad apples from the basket. However, if they don't pick out the bad apples, you're basically paying for bad apples in the end, along with everything else. Read the prospectus before you buy the ETF/ETN/ETP before you end up like all the shortvol's last week.

You're in a bubble when the market values complacency [buy and hold] over price action [people/algorithms and hedge funds accurately pricing things and encouraging this behavior]. This is when the Fed steps in, and slaps everyone in the face.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:14:27 2020 No.17547258

>>17546920
Medallion Fund was open to employees only and is one of the best funds on the planet. You don't have access to it, what you have access to is a bunch of shitty funds that won't beat the market and will charge you 2% on top of it. Even with above average performance, MER is a huge consideration.
>>17546820
Based. Tons of people here have had the same conversation with him and he keeps resorting to his old tricks, saying that he disclosed it in the past but won't do it now. He isn't worth your time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:14:48 2020 No.17547263 File: 38 KB, 680x551, 57E781B2-6D62-4461-A0F0-90EB639D9FAD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17547250 In other words, I'm going down with the ship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:15:43 2020 No.17547279 >>17547250 I thought that too until we went from +15% YTD to -2% YTD in a week. Anything can happen.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:16:38 2020 No.17547290

>>17547136
>Not sure how a mutual fund would be taxed worse than normal stocks
It's not about that. Mutual funds and stocks are the actual investments (with mutual funds having a more complicated structure). But the actual accounts (401k, IRA, brokerage, whatever) are like the middle men through which you invest. Each middleman comes with its own tax implications.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:17:48 2020 No.17547301 >>17547279 Consumerism, as well as consumer confidence, are at an all time high thanks to Trump. As both the recession and 2008 proved, greedy kikes and amerimutts are insatiable in their quest for greed and degenerate gambling habits, period.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:19:16 2020 No.17547325

>>17547253
>You're in a bubble when the market values complacency [buy and hold] over price action [people/algorithms and hedge funds accurately pricing things and encouraging this behavior]. This is when the Fed steps in, and slaps everyone in the face.
Keep talking, anon. I fell for the just buy and hold bro advice and am not sure what the better path is.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:22:09 2020 No.17547363

>>17547290
My biggest issue with 401k's is that these vehicles discourage price action. 401k's are bagholding accounts with promises of continued growth until you're 59 1/2. And then you're told to not time the markets [don't sell/don't make your portfolio more conservative during a bubble]. You're being taught the inversion narrative and to be good little goys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:23:35 2020 No.17547373 File: 658 KB, 727x4459, 1582075151595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17547325 it's buy and hold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:24:47 2020 No.17547387 >>17547325 Buy and hold, while slowly profit taking when you think you're in a bubble. Another way to do this is with options on the underlying. This is also why Hedge funds sometimes underperform the S&P 500.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:26:02 2020 No.17547398 Hedge funds also overperform when everyone is down 50%. They are able to preserve capital year over year.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:26:57 2020 No.17547402

>>17547301
Yes, I understand the fundamentals are still good, but when factories shut down that doesn't matter. In a month we will be hit with a nationwide shortage of manufacturing goods, everything from machine parts to plastic spoons. Doesn't matter what the consumer confidence is or how much the fed pumps, if theres no materials, theres no materials! This doesn't even take into account the potential for productivity hits in America from corona virus. I'm in Seattle, they just announced 6 dead this morning. Fear is everywhere here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:27:01 2020 No.17547403 >>17547373 If you have a consistent income yeah. If you’re a neet like most of the people you’re talking to then yeah, you should try to swing and bet options If you have a job you should really leave this site and try to live a real life

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:29:17 2020 No.17547436 >>17547373 Yes goy. Buy and hold the Nikkei 225. Please baghold for 30+ years, all while dying alone in a crusty Japanese apartment.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:31:46 2020 No.17547470

>>17547363
>don't sell/don't make your portfolio more conservative during a bubble
Any general advice on this? I've looked into treasuries, muni bonds (for the tax savings), riskier bonds etc. The money I have to play with is all in non-tax-advantaged accounts, so the only thing I came up with are the tax savings (muni) or low turnover (index). Everything else would require me to actually know what I'm doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:35:16 2020 No.17547514 >>17547436 nobody outside the states is arrogant enough to invest just in their own country's market.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:40:05 2020 No.17547572

>>17546299
The real answer is to issue ACH disputes through your bank for the deposits within 60 days and force them to come to you.

Close your account and open a new one elsewhere if you fear they may respond to your chargeback.

Chances are good you’ll just be banned from the platform and that’ll be it.

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