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17541718 No.17541718 [Reply] [Original]

"pure coincidence" i'm sure, right? they sure didn't lock normies out of the biggest DROP ever last thursday did they? but when it comes to the biggest GAIN? lock em' out so they can't make money.

>> No.17541745
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goyim losing money? a-okay.
goyim gaining money? oy vey can't have that.

>> No.17542345

>>17541718
I fucking can't. It's been a while since i've been this angry.
I had a limit buy on TECL this morning. Shit didn't go through. Missed out on $700 out of
>pure coincidence.

>> No.17542367
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Boomers win again

>> No.17542377
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>using robinhood
you deserve to stay poor

>> No.17542426

Inside source says the liquid retainer funds were siphoned to place a large number of puts on the main indexes, expecting another huge tank. When the indexes mooned this morning they stopped services so nobody would notice their money is missing. They're now scrambling to liquidate other assets in order to get that money back.

>> No.17542483

>>17541718
Personally, I seriously doubt robinhood even purchases the stocks that people order.
I think it's all an internal paper trading racket, while they take their users money and invest them in smarter bets than the average redditor can make.
They only have to pay out each redditor one at a time, floating the difference.

>> No.17542506

>>17542426
RH is run by people like us?

>> No.17542558

>>17541745
Tell me that's photoshopped

>> No.17542596
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> tfw already on thinkorswim
> just bought more $KO

IF I COULD BUY THE WORLD A COKE

>> No.17542613

>>17542558
That's what I was thinking too. Lol

>> No.17542619

WHY CANT I WITHDRAW MY MONEY!!!!!!!!

>> No.17542630

>>17542426
That would explain why suddenly my cash deposit took less than 24 hours.

>> No.17542686

>>17541718
Lmao definitely not a coincidence. Can't buy the dip if they don't let you. How is it so many people cant realize the stock market is manipulated as heck!?

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>> No.17542710

>>17542630
Lmao so depositing is quick but using funds not allowed. The can't cash out meme for crypto is becoming real for stocks and cash.

>> No.17542714

>>17542697
lmao

>> No.17542717

>>17542483
So a ponzi scheme?

>> No.17542742

>>17542697

LOL

>> No.17542769

>>17542697
Robinhood has fucked up so many different things like
>box spread walk away with 30k every 2 years risk free
>personal risk tolerance
>charts and such showing incorrect data

Now literally stopping people from closing trades and options whether they are winning or losing money. Of all times for it to go down, it's during such a time. This screams NOT A COINCIDENCE

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it's MY MONEY and I NEED IT NOW!!!

>> No.17542864

>>17541718
What the fucking FUCK Real convenient for them to ((((mysteriously))))) shut it down when everyone's scrambling for the exits.

>> No.17542865

>>17542717
yeah, just like every other financial institution on the face of the planet

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>>17542697
Damn, and I thought losing a couple thousand from being unable to sell my puts in the banking sector was bad. This is a class action waiting to happen.

>> No.17542927

Well the name of the app is robinhood, so... Expect your funds to be reappropriated to starving Indians

>> No.17542954

>>17541718
I've realized something. Banks and many institutions are becoming more and more brazen at taking your money/locking you out of it/etc. Yet most people just sit there and take it. Maybe yell or rant on the internet but in the end just take it. Wonder what it'll be like in 2050. Probably only the rich and poor, no middle class. The poor will have it like those railroad companies that paid you in their companies exclusive currency and you could only buy stuff from their company store.

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>>17542596
Where can I find a GF like this?

>> No.17543170

>>17542954
>The poor will have it like those railroad companies that paid you in their companies exclusive currency and you could only buy stuff from their company store.
Why do you think (regulated and centralized) cryptocurrency is being pushed in the mainstream? In 2050 you'll earn your wage in company shitcoins, exchangable at the commisary for söylent and funko pops.

>> No.17543213

>>17542377
What do you use?

>> No.17543248

>>17542697
why the fuck would you use robinhood if you have a few hundred g laying around. you deserve to get buttfucked.

>> No.17543294

>>17541745
lmao is that thing actually associated with RH?

>> No.17543333

>>17542483
I don't know shit about stocks or RH, but don't they let you buy fractions of stocks you can normally only buy whole? If that's the case, wouldn't it imply what you're saying must be true?

>> No.17543349

>>17542426
Wrong. They forgot to account for leap year: https://m.imgur.com/a/2JvNdsy
I honestly don’t feel bad for anyone that lost their ass you use a “free” broker this is what you get. Stay poor losers.