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The stock market is going to crash. I have 60k. Where can I put it to take advantage of this?

>> No.17540957

short the dow, inverse etf
how do you know it will crash? it pumped 5% today

>> No.17540970

BTC

>> No.17541010
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I don't think so bud. Last hour of the day the SPY pumps 3%? That's big money saving the market

But if you euly believe then buy and hold SH or if youre ballsy SQQQ

>> No.17541028

you can short the dow with 100x leverage on prime-xbt.io

>> No.17541104

>>17540931
precious metals always rise as fiat-based economies and markets crash. as much as this board denies it, when shit hits the fan people run to PM's. Have a look at their performance in every crash/ GFC.

>> No.17541106

>>17541010
I'm picking some SQQQ at open tomorrow, it's at ATL and if Bernie wins tomorrow night the stock market is going to empty out.

>> No.17541118

>>17540931
You missed the dip. It's headed back to 30k and not looking back

>> No.17541147

What if we just want to play safe and 'buy the dip', say an ETF. But also pretend Im a lazy cunt who has done no reading due to depression.
How can I quickly and easily buy in and not miss this low

>> No.17541153

Imagine thinking the Fed will allow the market to crash

>> No.17541159

All in PNK

>> No.17541167

Either people are 100% certain of a crash or 100% certain of an uber chad 30,000 dow. What the heck should I believe?

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>>17540931
>The stock market is going to crash.
Doubt it.

>> No.17541208

>>17541153
Imagine thinking people will just accept the fed inflating the bubble for another decade

>> No.17541214

>>17541118
You are fucking retarded, we are on the road to another -10% dip

>> No.17541230

>>17541147
What do you mean? FOMO in and buy asap. It's hard to time the market. It bounced so hard today that tmw morning i wouldn't be surprised if it's back in the 320. I also wouldn't be surprised if it was back at 280 by the end of the week. But no one can predict the future so its a 50:50 gamble

>>17541106
Don't hold SQQQ for too long, the triple leverage is more intraday. Fees will eat you up if you want to hold for weeks/months. If tomorrow's a red day then Wednesday will be a bloodbath, wed morning I'm buying the TVIX. Fear will pump my bags, literally

>> No.17541232

>>17541167
You should examine reality in front of you and look at 2008

>> No.17541237

Inflation said no

>> No.17541254
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>>17541214
They will keep pumping money into it. No stopping this

>> No.17541257

>>17541214
>-10%
Oh anon...more like 30%

>> No.17541262

Time in market beats timing the market. Have an emergency fund. Go long with investments. Buy ETF.

>> No.17542180

>>17541167
How does this look to you ?
https://www.who.int/redirect-pages/page/novel-coronavirus-(covid-19)-situation-dashboard

>> No.17542270

>>17540931
Look at every financial crisis dip, it was bought back up an average of 8% so please wait for 3% more from closing levels, obviously AAPL went up the most and is directly tied to market performance along with TSLA which is far riskier to short and has literally killed better men than you

Or be a bitch and buy 4/3 SPY put for the upcoming 12% dive (could take a month this time)

>> No.17543126

>>17542270
I think we'll see another big leg down tomorrow or Wednesday.
They expected the market to rise more than it did on oil's bid...but it remained flat, which is why I bought more puts midday. So then they went all in on a big bank coordinated buying spree. Their hope is to entice fence sitters into the market, and they will come in tomorrow morning, and the banks will unload the stocks they bought this afternoon on these muppet momentum chasers. And by mid afternoon, the market will be overbid, risk on will be too crowded and the market will massively correct by mid week.
They're going to end up doing WAY more damage than good with these shenanigans. Their little experiment to levitate the market in spite of massive downside pressures are will cause the market to spin out of control.

>> No.17544415

I’m so glad it’s going up now , it’s going to crash even harder I’m personally buying puts on travel and tourism companies expiring in about 3-4 months. Going to go way out of the money on a few of them and pray they hit. May also do $550 Tesla puts Expiring in like June for the fuck of it

>> No.17544422

silver

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>>17540931
Up your butt and around the corner

>> No.17545587

Already crashed faggot. The Ponzi is going back up now. Crashed because of a meme virus