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So uh? this was all the panic that was supposed to happen? Buyback on stocks is wild already, btc up 4%, gold over 1600/oz. World did not end on monday opens and i am getting cucked.
What now? back to shitcoin hunting?

>> No.17539059

it's owari da

>> No.17539061

>>17539047
>What is a dead cat bounce?

Fucking newfag GTFO

>> No.17539089
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Buy OGN the only real alt right now other than LINK WTC and your sister's ass frens

>> No.17539092

lobster is back on the menu boiiiiz get them shitcoins

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>>17539061
>It's just a dead cat bounce
Says increasingly nervous prepper who spent his life savings on canned beans and bic lighters

>> No.17539138

>>17539103
lmao right? stay poor end of the world cuck

>> No.17539151

>stock market tanks for an entire week, then has one good day
>I AM GETTING KEKED

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Rupees ready to get thrown into alts again.
But which one?

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>>17539047
sp500 wont survive as were getting the coronas wave 2 soon anon. CDC stopped disclosing Americans testing on their website. they literally changed the website to hide it from us.

buy your last tendies frens, even stackers of silver are losing. it's over... get that last teethless thot bj before it's too late.

>> No.17539246

https://youtu.be/9o6xSs2At3E

>> No.17539250

No need to hunt fren, financial freedom is right under your nose.

The world is just beginning, and it's a world of private jets, copious amounts of cocaine, and endless blow-j's from big booty hoes.

Embrace it. Buy OGN and it will be yours.

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>>17539047
Buy LINK and pump muh bag, Anon.

>> No.17539299

>>17539047
>stocks up 4% so I don't have to worry about the corona virus

genius

>> No.17539307

>>17539240
this is actually sick but could also be to prevent panic

>> No.17539324

Its going to be another month until the rest of the world actually realizes how hard China got fucked these last 2 weeks. Shipments take 30 days from China so global supply chains won't be disrupted for at least 2 more weeks.

>> No.17539325

>>17539240
number of people tested is irrelevant, maybe that's why they took it off.

>> No.17539350

>>17539250
rumor about OGN new product release know anything?

>> No.17539363

>>17539307
Panic or not, I'm ready fren. They say silver has anti bacterial properties, so what I've done is I've begun to cut little bits off my maple leafs and put them inbetween my tendies. I am pretty sure I am coronus safe now.

I will update later when I visit the chinese restaurants. If I don't update I probably died, or they found out the secret to silver. My cat has my LINK on her ledger, it's behind the blue jacket taped at the upper end.

Stay safe, frens

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Get VIDT and OGN my BizBeez

>> No.17539371

>>17539325
total deaths was removed as well it seems?
>>17539324
for burgers this gonna be a shitshow, in EU we are pretty stocked up on supplies

>> No.17539386

>>17539350
Yep.

>> No.17539434

>>17539366
Heilig gebaseerd en rood gepild

>> No.17539448

>>17539325
They removed it cause they don’t have the capacity to test anyone cause there’s like 1000 test kits in the entire country. Also trump made it so that any information about corona has to be okayed first before being released to the Public. We are absolutely fucked in terms of handling coronavirus in a competent manner

>> No.17539451

>>17539386

Where is this rumor? Is it already priced in?

>> No.17539477

>>17539448
>there’s like 1000 test kits in the entire country
proof or GTFO

>> No.17539542

>>17539451
Nnnope.

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YOU GUYS SAID IT WOULD CRASH, MY SHORT IS ALMOST LIQUIDATED. FUCK YOU ALL

>> No.17539725

>>17539681
you are not on leddit desu you clicked the wrong tab

>> No.17540220

>>17539681
>not expecting the dead-cat bounce

>> No.17541080

>>17539681
dont worry buddy, if you think this is the last of the effects of the US's china-reliant supply chain getting analed then you're in for a big one.
Keep that short funded and watch the green come

>> No.17541823

>>17539371
>in EU we are pretty stocked up on supplies
stocked up on what? there are no surgical masks left, hope you don't need to go to the hospital for any treatment OTHER than the corona virus or you'll get double whammied

>> No.17541853

>>17539681
I told you that it would crash again but not the day :)

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>>17539325
>number of tested is irrelevant

>> No.17542083

>>17539246
this is so big brain i cannot begin to comprehend. are we the shoe shine boys?

>> No.17542364

every move in the market is a risk

had the market went down some more, bears would have felt like geniuses, and vice versa

truth is buying now is very risky, but it can pay off if it is the bottom, or it could be shit if the market tanks some more as US cases start getting exponentially worse.

As the old age advice goes, buy a little into the dip, but keep some cash on hand incase it falls some more. Its going to be a crab market for months anyhow so it doesnt really matter what you do at the moment

>> No.17542502

>>17539240
>even stackers of silver are losing.
implying

>> No.17542851

>>17541080
your mistake is thinking the markets prices are founded on reality and not subjective feelings.

>> No.17544263

>>17539047
why would the virus stop spreading? it's only just begun anon

>> No.17544330

>>17539047
The outbreak is already slowing down in China. Bears completely BTFO. Feel bad for preppers who say their reputation implode in a single day.

>> No.17544624

>>17544330
But the outbreak is just starting in the US. What do you think will happen when states start getting quarantined