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FIRST FOR DUDE WEED
The Jews did this.
>Not strangling the marketWho cares if stocks go up or down, as long as they don't stay the same
>>17538122First for Robinhood traders getting BTFO!!! We all knew that it was garbage.
>>17538139When I'm older I wanna be trip fag
Corona spreading like the plauge in Europe and yet the markets go Up ? I dont get it
>>17538130Are you serious? Top fucking kek. There you guys go for using a garbage hippie brokerage
Is this a bull trap?
robinhood's asleep post bears
My dad works at robinhood, expect them to be down all week. There will be reimbursements down the line, but it will not be done quickly or easily for small-time users.
>>17538122fucking ROBINHOOOD AHHHHH
So uh...which animal market are we officially in?
Seriously tho, fuck Robinhood.
I have 3k how do I make money
>he didn't buy the dip>he didn't buy in the last time stocks will be under 27,000it's like you don't like making money
SELL SELL SELLWe got to cocky aaaAAAAAA
>>17538154Virus is over
>he actually thought this wasnt a deadcat bounce>he thought this time was different>"relief rally">"buy the dip">"this is the bottom">"unironically, this is a great time to buy"
/smg/ is like 8 guys in a casino around the roulette table talking about air pressure and humidity in the casino, and the length of the croupier fingers
The whole market is getting delisted
>>17538165Panda marketCan only survive with artificial support
>>17538176yes fuck me in the but
It seems like every few months or so, we get a day where people on /robinhood general/ uh, I mean /smg/ are bitching about how robinhood is totally shitting the bed (again). Everybody should've already moved to a different broker as soon as the big boys ditched their fees.
I am just thrilled by this entire situation. Remember lads, Christ is our savior and money is irrelevant in the Kingdom of God.
weed is my identity WE IS LIFE. I'M ALL IN ACB! WHOS WITH ME?!?!
>>17538163YO ME TOO I JUST SMOKED SOME WEED(COCK)
>he didn't follow the relief rally>he didn't buy at the 26k floor>he didn't understand that now is unironically a great time to buy
>>17538204if youre going to shitpost at least make it funny. this is so cringe worthy.
Just got a huge buy signal for TMDX, it's a sign. Buy it today before earnings.
other trading apps are having "server errors" toothe feds don't want you trading
>>17538198I moved on after the last big outage and clearly it was the right move
>>17538198What is this glownigger shit? We’ve never had issues of this size for this long and an update was pushed last night.
any fellow bongs itt? what's ur play atm?
>>17538219You know whats cringeworthy? tripfagging. wanna know what's even more cringeworth? tripfagging under>WeEeEEeEEEeEEEEEeEEeeeBRO0O0O0
>>17538219you're constantly shitposting and it isn't funny
GUYS SPY IS FALLING WHAT DO?>jk I already bought puts
>>17538220Dr Mengele has blessed our gainsBUY BUY BUY
>be too fucking greedy like a retard, don't cash out at +200%>do this three times in just the past 3 weeks>lost $40khow do i stop being so fucking greedy. each time the day before it felt like there is no way this could go the other way around, and then it does just fucking that
>>17538234Going down to Gregg's to get me a knife license to cut up my stargazy pie
Any fags using revolut to trade
Should I buy today or wait ?
Kek are felons even allowed to own stocks?
>literally no volume>brokers not working>rally happeningreally makes you think who is in charge right now
>>17538246wish i would have waited to buy SQQQ.saw this rally coming and yet i bought anyway.oh well, now i'm hodl gang
>>17538252Perhaps limit/stop is your friend?? Set it and forget it.
>>17538239>>17538240thanks for (you) faggots lmfao. seething anon trannies get BTFOD day after day. also stop cringe posting, its gay as fuck. but knowing youre both faggots i guess its assumed.
What the fuck!! You assholes said we were going to be red!!! +800 points on the dow jones is one for the fuckking record book. this is like the most exact opposite of red you can get. +800 points in a single day. Fuck you assholes.
>>17538232>all the other times it shit the bed didn't count because the turds weren't as big as this time
Well, good thing Robinhood is still down or I would have panic bought the top already.
>>17538122Down 34k in 4 months
>>17538267Yeah bro, the literal hundreds of RH dollars not circulating must mean that it’s an artificial pump!!
My only regret was selling last Friday and not today.
>>17538196NO LING-LING STOP
Is this the moment the feds stepped in?
>>17538283the only thing i care about is seeing MO fall, and it is rapidly reversing its gains today
>>17538181Hey some of us do make money sometimes.>>17538229Honestly, this week has to be a dead cat bounce. Going to go back into UVXY soon. The stupidity surrounding this coronavirus crap hasn't even peaked and Robinhood is shitting it's guts out. Something fucky is happening here...
>>17538234vegemite toast and summer heights high mate
>>17538290>selling last Friday
>>17538282whats wrong meme man? thought we are like.. gonna die
plz help me mr. Market
>he isn’t selling puts on shit he wanted to buy anyway and getting paid to scoop up cheapies
>double top after bounceOh no ahahahaha
seething tranny btfo lmoa lol kek its cringe but its gonna be biblical
>>17538140>>17538144is there an ETA for robinhood coming back online or is everyone in the dark?who else here going to quit robinhood for this? if enough of us quit they might feel obligated to bribe users back with free shit which we can take, then leave again
>>17538222With the insanely vague but confident warnings that were posted on Friday when people speculated about holding over the weekend, I wouldn’t be surprised if this were legitimately a coordinated intelligence action.
>>17538289You're a fucking idiot. Stop projecting your financial station onto others.
>>17538316If you were holding a violitility stock like UVXY then yeah.
So what will happen to shorts once RH opens? Are you all gonna get liquidated at your stop losses or further up since the system was doing? In other words is this a frontend or backend issue?
>>17538328gonna transfer my shit to fidelity tomorrow. already have all my other stuff with them.
>under 2%Told you
>>17538328They won’t come back today because they know if they do they’ll lose all their business immediately. They’ll give you a day or two to cool down, that or the SEC will halt their operations for investigation, in which case you can rest easy knowing the game was stacked the whole time.
>>17538337well if i could have closed my puts i would have made money.hopefully it keeps dropping though.
>>17538337>the system was doing?was down*
Venga bears are back in town boyos.
>>17538328i want to pick a different broker, but i'm honestly not sure which would even be better. they all seem like they either have fuckups like this or charge you out the nose to make trades
>>17538295This chart predicts, like, three months of bull with >5% gains before it starts crashing again. I'm not sure I can get on board with that.
this is gonna be the bull trap to end all bull trapsif youre still holding might as well kys now
>>17538337I think at this point it won’t open at all today. They know people are pissed and wanting to gtfo
>>17538349Right I guess most of you buy puts instead of shorting.
>>17538337Everyone is losing everything unless SPY moons like a mofo we need volatility the other way because too many niggas trying to ice skate uphill, please God just have Robinhooders go on a buying spree to end them all lets do a 7% move up on SPY Wednesday after two green closes
>>17538342LOOK at THOSE absolute HONKERS
>>17538362jokes on you I am 50% bonds and 10% precious metals
what ever.. the top of the spring is in. It's shorting time Bobo
>>17538122Call JG Bear Bro.... 877 - Crash - Now....
>>17538342milk truck arrive
>>17538368I wont fuck with margin trading. Puts or I stay away.
>>17538328Never was into robinhood and so far no confirmations. Anons have tried reaching their tech support but haven't gotten any help. I always said and warned Anons since 2018 that Robinhood is shit and you get what you pay for. I mean robinhood traders were getting burned from the beginning on how much slower and crappier their trading platform is and now they are paying the ultimate price I guess. Robinhood is one cold motherfucker for doing this. Honestly shaking my head senpai but fuck it bro it's their life.
>>17538337Screen shot your stop loss positions and when RH is back, screen shot any positions that didn't close at your SL.Then email them requesting them to help.Etoro refunded my positions that didn't close at the stop loss. So if my SL was -50 and it actually closed at -100 thru gave me €50
>>17538373>50% bondsI too enjoy losing money to inflation
Threadly>In light of the high similarity between SARS-CoV and SARS-CoV2, it is quite likely that the potential neuroinvason of SARS-CoV-2 plays an important role in the acute respiratory failure of COVID-19 patients. According to the complaints of a survivor, the medical graduate student (24 years old) from Wuhan University, she must stay awake and breathe consciously and actively during the intensive care. She said that if she fell asleep, she might die because she had lost her natural breath> the precaution with masks will absolutely be the most effective measure to protect against the possible entry of the virus into the CNS. >Since SARS-CoV2 may conceal itself in the neurons from the immune recognition, complete clearance of the virus may not be guaranteed even the patients have recovered from the acute infection. In support of this, there is evidence that SARS-CoV-2 is still detectable in some patients during the convalescent period 43. Therefore, given the probable neuroinvasion the risk of SARS-CoV-2 infection may be currently underestimated.>underestimatedhttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/jmv.25728
>>17538363Coordinated compensation package for 3/2 expiry options tomorrow in an email along with an alternative noon open announcement is my guess.
>>17538342I would marry her regardless of her personality.
>tfw they didn't listen
Entered $10k worth of puts with SPY at 302. Pray for me lads.
>>17538184mmh, panda bear
>>17538394>tlt up 12% this quartery-yeah totally losing money
KLOBUCHAR HAS DROPPED OUTITS BLOOMCHAD VS MARX VS SLAVEMASTER
China gonna save the world economy
>>17538428you forgot buttgag
>>17538428i barely know who that is
>BREAKING: U.S. Senator Amy Klobuchar is dropping out of the race for president, will endorse Joe Biden - APTold you, next one will be Pete and after that Obama. They will throw everything behind Biden in hope of pushing Sanders to the side. Predicable as shit after a nice kebab
>>17538359I don't think that will happen too. If there aren't any news about the virus in a few months, then there won't be any effects except something else happened
>>17538445pete already dropped out retard
>He bought back in?>Call the CDC. Release the real numbers.
>>17538440BUTTPLUG DROPPED OUT YESTERDAY
>>17538440buttplug dropped out yesterday
>>17538437Where were you when the wiggers finished learning how to drink, smoke, gamble and eat pork so they were able to save the world economy?
>>17538453I'm talking about endorsement you fucking retard
>>17538460oh damn, how did i not hear about that
>>17538445>Told you, next one will be Petehe dropped out last night dude
>>17538445who gives a shit
Sold novan on the pop.It keeps going.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>17538453>>17538467What made you type this considering I wrote Obama right after Pete? I'm curious
>>17538140glad i slept in this morning thenfucking robinjew isnt working eh?
>>17538328Can a trading company bounce back from something like this? I mean, it’s be one thing to go down at a time when there was relatively little happening. But now?
bullchads rise up
>>17538484Obama isnt eligble
>>17538441literally some democrat broad from montana or something.. her platform was, i will take your rights away and have the hairiest bush you'll ever see. vote for me. AMY 2020
tripfags coping hard today
>WA announcement in 20 minutes
>>17538460>>17538462WHAT THE FUCKBUT WE NEED A PRESIDENT WHO SUCKS COCK AND EATS ASS AND GETS FUCKED IN HIS ASS AND EATS CUM
>>17538403Better watch out Anon, guys like you get hit with divorce like you never seen it comin.
>>17538492I thought they could re-run after waiting 4 years
>>17538484Bro, your post was, like, two (2) tweets long. You can't expect people to read and understand all that before mashing out a reply.
>>17538499Who's the most beautiful chinawoman in the world?
>>17538502Like Pete Bootyfag? I don't think he will get the democratic nominee since they found out he was a white male.
I feel like now matter what I do, i'm about to get baited
>>17538466because it's literally not even news worthy... did you really think a faggot was going to get into the white house? I mean we know Obama married a man, but like at least she tried to be a tranny. This guy just tip toes around the issue of his husband.
this is just everyone panic buying currently driving everything up right?
>>17538507With all the stuff that is going up for no raisin the only one that should increase during events like this is going down, like yeah i'm sure that Facebook will have troubles during the virus crisis.
>>17538487No way, especially not with the segment RH targets. If this wasn’t an exit scam or glownigger op to begin with, it’s an exit scam now.
>>17538436>It's nothing bro! It's just like cold sores, bro! expect when it breaks out you stop breathing in your sleep! fucking nothing bro, just the sniffles bro!
>>17538500Are they? I wouldn't know
>>17538530What makes you say thatIs it because you're dumb
>>17538514And I thought Obama was a nigger
>>17538529Pete and Amy both dropped out, we're down to four now.Bloomberg 2020! He'll make interest rates -2.5% and make the markets MOON
>>17538542its the fed u normie
>>17538563You say that crap>>17538514After saying this
>>17538521There's at least 2 different women in china... I know my friend has a chinese gf, and she has at least one friend, also neither of those women are xi's wife or their own mother, so that makes at least 5 different women in china. so like probably one of those 5 is more pretty than the others.
>>17538542Consensus seems it's the market doing a dead cat bounce. It's risky either way right now.
>>17538542yes, panic and blind faith that the other shoe is just not going to drop
>>17538547well everyone will have problems if production stops or slows down significantly. FBs revenue comes from ads, who's gonna advertise if they cant sell stuff
imagine buying puts today
>>17538547Actually I feel that China would just shut down their internet to prevent shit talk and organizing in a situation like this
>>17538566I'm going to throw up if 2020 presidential election comes down to two dirty New Yorkers as candidates. That in itself makes me want to short the American markets...
>>17538328They ran off with the money dude
>>17538567if you're going to use my trip, at least don't call people normies... that's such a dickhole move.
>>17538572I asked you a question Answer it
>>17538577True but more and more people will check out social media
>>17538579Imagine not buying puts todayoh wait I FUCKING CAN'T FUCKING ROBINHOG FUCK FAGGOT FUCKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>17538581the internet is still working in China. I chatted today with a person living in China.
>>17538581They already did, kinda.
>>17538613why aren't you using a real broker?
>>17538613imagine actually using robinhood
>>17538614Is facebook restricted
>>17538562Nice bubble, snowflake.
>>17538623>>17538624i will as soon as I can get my money out of robbing hood
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SOMEONE TELL THE BOGS TO HURRY UP AND MAKE THE CALL
>>17538593Don't worry.Here's whats gonna happen. Bernie gonna get some 60%+ of the popular primary vote, Dems will pick Biden who has ~25%Trump will then win and have another 4 years.So don't worry, the outcome is already determined.
>>17538613get fucked soihood user
>>17538598youre using my trip. y dont u fk off
>>17538618I AM INTUITIVE AS FUCKI AM THE GOOK WHISPERER
fair warning guysif Bernie gets the nominee we are going to fucking tank the rest of the week.Please cover your longs with at least 1% short hedges
Someone at robinhood must pay for this with his life
>>17538625yes, but I used WeChat
>>17538625>>17538614Kek what kind of a retarded question is that. Mainland China's internet sucks and no they don't have fb or yt.... seriously wtf...
>>17538628Thanks, its nice to limit your exposure to retardation
>>17538597How did everybody drop out of the race before Bloomberg even started? He pay them off or something? So we got Tusli-Chan, Pocahontas, Biden, Bernie, and some ex-Republican NY billionaire. I mean stop and frisk and putting the police where crimes are committed made a ton of sense... Like why would you even put the police where there are no criminals lmao.
You did buy the dip right?
>>17538642You seem upsetIs it because your mom fucks niggers>>17538641i see
WHO OWNS/ OPERATES ROBINHOODI NEED NAMES
>>17538648Lol i forgot pochahontas was still running
>>17538654Nigger tier response from a nigger
Mexico superpower in 2021
>>17538651>he fell for the bull trap
>>17538651It will be down 2.4% by the close
>>17538639Wait. Nominee? What's happening in burgerland?
>>17538671Annex Mexico and turn them into our slave class cmon what are we waiting forI know its more coastline but a border with that country thats under mexico is way smaller
g-guys I think it's heading back down
Spxs will be in the green by after hours. Calling it now.
>he didn't buy the dip >he's holding onto cash right as the fed is about to make cash worth less
All in all, I now have 960 tins of food (beans, chickpeas, deenz etc)Should be over 1,000 tomorrow
>>17538667we literally need her to stay in as long as she can... she pulls votes from bernie the hardest.
>>17538682>get called out for being a low iq niggerIsn't funny how niggers refer to each other as niggers?
Hows the stock market doing today? Just got here. Is it stable this week or gonna drop? I think it's clear at this point that coronavirus isn't going away any time soon and the states is finding serveral untraceable cases all around the country
>>17538160My dad works at Nintendo . Robin Hood will be back up in 2 hours tops
>boss went to portland and san francisco last week>he just went home feeling sickFOR FUCKS SAKE
>>17538719nobody knows, our phone app won't tell us
>>17538160How to prevent selling
Which companies gained the most? I see that Facebook and Uber are still eating poo.
>>17538711You’re an idiot.
>>17538673>he got shook out of the market over a flu
>Kirkland lake is dumping hard after a good openingWhy do I have calls open for this turd
What's the difference between a short and a put
>>17538719It's over, we are bull until people panic about Corona again and Robinhood owners getting what they deserve.
>>17538642Just buy a roaming data sim from Hong Kong then you can use Facebook or YouTube unrestrictedly in Mainland China.
So which broker beats Robinhood as far as mobile convenience goes?
Guys, besides SQQQ, how else should I benefit from the bull trap?
>>17538738200 of those are reserved for family who cant be bothered to prep
>>17538717Imagine taking loose posting practices and believing this is in any way an indication of potential mental performanceThats uh... nigger tierTry to be more dimmensional
GO DOWN ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>17538748short is getting on green but not making it input is what you do to hit the ball in the hole while on the green
>RH is loading but its all retardedJust like me for using this POS
>>17538771Well that’s nice of you but it won’t be necessary
can anyone explain to me what the Stock Market even represents these days?It seems to be an elaborate, self contained scam.
>>17538765webull looks pretty good.
>>17538765>He doesnt have a physical desk at the London Stock Exchange
>>17538747Should have bought stock. This was just the first wave.
>>17538735>Super tuesday.>Super bowl.America sure has a flair for naming things.
>non-RH fags pretending their broker doesn't shut down all the time as well and charge them out the assHaha, you fags, can't we all just agree on fuck all brokers AND ESPECIALLY ROBINHOOD
RH is up! Time to sell!
yoooo lmao, my SUMR is up fucking 24% today.
>>17538781Yeah, this is gonna hurt them.It's not my main thing but I have an account and it doesn't feel good to have money trapped in it.
>>17538753No shit but that is expensive and they are watching you while you do that shit. Mainland Chinese still don't get access or bother using YouTube and facebook. They copy our shut with their own shit like WeChat. They even have didi which is like uber. Look I go to China a lot, like 8 times last year alone (kind of fucking sucks). The Chinks over there are too lazy and stubborn to change their shitty standards. They may become a super power soon but they culture is still a couple of hundred of years behind...
>>17538806do the broker in the us charge for switching to another broker?
>>17538428obama forced her to drop out. he also called buttigieg telling him to stop as well. lmao the fix is in against bernie again, its 2016 all over
Don't you faggots realize even your calls are losing value because of IV?
>>17538806I made a couple of trades today, how about you?
>>17538822same. Gonna let any pending transfers finish then move this over to fidelity where I have around 60% of my real $
>>17538775Spoken like a true nigger. You should see how many niggers are on /pol/ then.
>>17538829some of them just use a VPN
>>17538842shh dont tell themI want to keep selling options
>>17538816tried submitting an orderstill nothing
>>17538851I wish I had the balls to sell naked calls.
>>17538845did toowaiting for a fed pop to make more in the next 2 daysstill mostly cash
>>17538618Wow that's almost as repressive and dystopian as New Zealand (but not quite).
Two more hours of this shit. Haven't slept in over twenty four hours.
>>17538816Nigger! You got me
>>17538870sleep>$t. former hardcore insomiac
>>17538719The Feds are artificially pumping the market. It shouldn't last for long.
>>17538502obama told him to wait 4 or 8 more years. we will see him again next election
>>17538850Yeah but they have been combating vpns even harder and harder over the years. I swear to God they are testing some of their AI technology to just blocking vpns these days. I use nordvpn over there and it's gotten painful searching for servers that don't get blocked and it's kind of sporadic too.
>>17538848I think you just want to argueNot unlike, a nigger
>>17538711Best case scenario you have extra food in your house and the whole thing blows over.Worst case you can survive from your stash for a while.Nothing wrong with being prepped.
>>17538618these fucking twitter screenshots without source URLs, i hate this era.https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1233839507579031559
>>17538771You shouldn't all-in tins. Get some varieties.
> Port of Los Angeles is projecting a 25% drop in container volumes this month, as the economic impact of the coronavirus spreads across shipping operations and foreign supply chain. Imagine if 1 in 4 goods imported from Asia suddenly stopped coming. Impact just starting. https://twitter.com/ericliptonnyt/status/1233933834670002177?s=21
Threadly reminder there will be no vaccine>Immunity against coronaviruses appears to be short-lived. Epidemiologic studies of coronavirus infection have demonstrated high reinfection rates. In human volunteer experiments, infection with a 229E-like coronavirus only induced effective immunity short-term because rechallenge with homotypic virus, the 229E serotype, resulted in infection and illness. In addition, under certain circumstances, vaccines against animal coronaviruses have led to enhanced diseasehttps://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/coronavirus-infection
>>17538581they already did retard. wuhan had its internet completely shut down weeks ago
Imagine believing that a pandemic is bullish
>>17538893>maybe we are just two white guys calling each other niggersWouldn't that really be ironic? Like nigger tier levels ironic.
>>17538879How much money does it cost to pump it? Couldn't they do it for a while if it saves the economy and pretends bigger losses in the long-run?
im gonna bite the bullet and wait until expy on my puts. fuck it.
She's going down! What are we shorting? Should I long VIX?
>>17538889I regularly talk with a girl from China and she just uses a free vpn. I forgot the name of it tho.
>>17538625everything is restricted and monitored. they have literally spent hundreds of millions on AI to search and find dissenting "negative" posts and comments. china is the ulitimate police state
>>17538918corona-chan is here to stay forever
How do I move my stocks from Robinhood to another broker?
You're going to be left behind.
>inb4 2:30 (((Fed)) statement
>>17538648they are all under the DNC-Obama-Clinton thumb. Bloomberg is autonomous since he has his own billions and ego to power through
>>17538948your broker should have instructions on it
>>17538728>PDX & SFprobably just aids
>>17538714we want bernie to win the primary so he can get demolished in the general
Why does the bloody fed need to pump the damn market?? These companies have their supply chain disturbed, the stocks going down is natural why the fuck are they trying to artificially pump it? wtf is this cunt.
>can't access my fidelity account anymorethe fuck is going on today?
ROBIN HOOD IS BACK ONLINE NEGROES
>>17538943Let me know please, you have no idea how annoying that shit is. I don't care what it's called as long as it works.
>>17538946Im awareIt truly is a fun time asking stupid questions you know the answer to around people in love with the business world, the kingdom of pseuds and yes men
This is the "Return to normal"Smart money will dump long positions at the end of each day Huge pending crash once cluster cases happen in NY / CA
This market is so fucking bullshit lmaopump so people can sell on the fed movewhat a fucking joke of a market, just tutes trying to dump on retails
>>17538948open new brokerage account, tell them you want to ACAT out of robinhood, they'll tell you what to dohonestly if you could afford to, liquidate on robinhood, don't give them 75 dollars
>Robin Hood back online>spy shoots up $2Why do robin shits ruin everything
>>17538974all the other central banks are doing it too, (I'm not sure about the european one)
>YANG UBI BAD>FED FAKE MONEY FOR MY STOCKERINOS GOOD
>>17538974Jerome doesn't want to be remembered as the front-man when the recession comes knocking the door.
>>17538829>ExpensiveAcceotable for rare and/or emergency use>Watching youOf course>CopyingThat shall be part of the trade war if Trump actually understand what's going on>DidiUber's investors made them sold their Chinese business to Didi>>17538850For Hong Kong carrier they have agreement with Chinese carriers or are themselves branch of Chinese carriers, so they are not affected by VPN crackdowns>>17538889Yes there are some essays about how they're using deep leaening to train programs to identify packages that are sent by proxy tools.Also, some Chinese domestic software will report users IP back to developers if abnormal jump are found which they will then report back ti government department, if the IP addresses are being found to bypass censorship and is popular enough then that would be banned.
>>17538978Please report damage everyone
>>17538428You forgot Pocahontas
>>17538618Nan, what they're announcing is just this:Good News: All bad news have been eliminated!
>>17538836No idea. I'm new to this stock shit, to be honest. But >>17538996 makes it sound like they do charge you for transferring
RH STILL BROKE FOR ME FUCK
>>17538838Obama told Biden not to run.
>FIVE DEATHS IN WASHINGTON
>>17539005G7 is going to have talks tomorrow and decide further action. I'm not an economist so I don't understand this shit. Why do they have to keep the stock market floating high?? Is it only suppoose to go up?? Do they come in if the stock market goes up too quickly and make it go down too?? Fucking ass wankers.
>>17539021Yeah i totally did lol
>>17538556Why are you like this
>bears keep getting btfo all day
>>17539034Still not selling my puts. Day traded some tqqq options for quick cash on the dead cat bounce. It's gonna get worse before it gets better
>>17539030yeah its only kind of functional right now
>>17539046Central bank intervention SHOULD end the discussion on whether or not markets always go upProtip: they always go up
FED DDOSED ROBINHOOD TO PREVENT PANIC SELLING>SHADOW TRADING HALT>SHADOW TRADING HALT>SHADOW TRADING HALT
>BEARS GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!Should I buy more?
Any of you RH retards want a Schwab referral code so you can open up a real brokerage account? If so, drop a throwaway e-mail.
3 new deaths in King County.Current death rate in KC is 35.71%
>>17538342>tfw ywn being beaten to death with such humongous and beautiful knockers
Waiting for the closing hour sell-off. Be sure not to miss it, bobobros.
>>17539093I meanwe are talking about a retirement home here
>>17538979I'm really sorry. I just seached for it in the chat logs, but it was before I got a new phone so it's gone and I can't ask her because she is sleeping.
>>17539045>STOP POSTING REALITY! JUST LET ME BELIEVE THE DELUSION!!1'no'
>>17539082nigga why you acting like we need your referral to open an account? you going to split the 500 dollar referral bonus with us? no? then fuck outta here
>>17539031its too late for that. he has told buttplug and klobuchar to drop out so the party can coalesce around biden
>>17539093This is where the real panic starts
>>17539114That's a good wojak.
I might really write off this entire account come back Thursday either this market moons or crashes or I move my cash into etrade
>>17539123at 10+at 100+
>>17539065This but unironically. Any glownigger here want to at least help anon make up the losses?
>>17539115YOU get the bonus you fucking retard.
>>17539150who cares, how many caught a cold or hurt their knee this weekend?
>>17539150Blood sacrifice to pump the market.
>>17539161Not an argument
>>17538918i love you corona-chan
>>17539093>5 dead, 14 known cases, 2% mortality rateSo at least ~250 unknown spreaders out there.
reminderdeath 1->10->100 because it's not linear.
>>17539161this doesn't matter, because only the amount of panic is going to affect the economy
>>17539161this is retarded and you know it is
>>17539177or it mutated into a new version that attacks the nerves responsible for breathing. So you have to manual breath and not sleep as long as possible until you finally succumb.a chinese nurse suffering said this is what happened to her, she had to stay awake to survive.
>>17539150>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST BNODESK AS A NEWS SOURCE ITS NOT A REAL SOURCE. WE NEED ANOTHER 253 INDEPENDENT SOURCES TO VERIFY YOUR CLAIM FUCKIN BEARFAG LMAO STOP FEAR MONGERING ON THIS CHILEAN STREET SHITTING FORUM. FUCKIN NEWFAG
>>17539065Makes sense why option premiums all tanked today.
>Anons predicting warm, dry weather will stop corona>Corona sets up it's first North American base in Washington State where it can keep re-infecting the rest of the countryYou can't fool mother nature
>>17538747Gold mining stocks are the biggest fucking scam
>>17539194https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28103598Coronavirus Infections in the Central Nervous System and Respiratory Tract Show Distinct Features in Hospitalized Children.Not just lungs
>>17539177that 2 percent mortality rate is based on cooked chinese numbers. Nobody has any idea what the real mortality rate is, although im not suggesting its a high as what KC is currently showing
>>17539194Dude that is the most insane thing I have heard in my life, lmao. I don't even know where to start. >t. medfag
i've heard corona is attacking your testicles now is this true?
>>17539221kek maybe it causes intense sleep apnea from the nervous system effects
>>17539046>DayCheck the 1 week charts (; I always win. You always lose. Simple. Keep chasing my patterns.
>>17539112Eh no worries, I mean I will find one anyway. I chat with my Chinese lady friends over wechat so I don't need for communication there. I do need a good vpn to consistently access my email for work while over there.Funny thing is, this cute little Chinese girl I used to bang in Shanghai just messaged me 2 months ago that she had a fiancee. Recently she has been messaging me a lot more because quarantine is boring and a lot of work is just cancelled but I basically told her to message me once her fiancee doesn't make it because let's be real she is wasting my time chatting with me cuss she is bored and misses bigger dick.
>>17539194They are literally the same nerves. There is no special bundle that allows you to manually breathe vs. autonomic.
>>17539221>t. medfagWhy is TMDX down? What did I do to deserve this?!?!?!!~?!?!?!?
>>17539229I think you'r confusing the virus with Corona the latina dominatrix
>>17539194That's how Corona Chan kills. Hiding from the immune system in neurons is also known feature of the coronavirus family, probably why the false negative rate of the test kits is so high, and why reinfection is possible
Russel 2k just rolled over for the day. Get the whiskey ready
>>17539229If you get reinfected you can get sterile
SIX DEATHS IN WASHINGTON!!!
>>17539247dude can you stop interrupted my bro scienceA chinese nurse said she couldn't automatic breathe anymore. She had the disease. Also the human body is more complex, maybe it caused a genetic response in her epigenome triggering a mutation to manual-only breathing now.
>>17539239>>17539112Can't you fags delight each other on WeChat and leave this sub out of it ffs
SEVEN DEATHS IN [email protected][email protected]!?
Red close on deck, prepare
>>17539069yes give me more money lol. Please buy this garbage.>>17539249China and India makes all your medicine. China is running at maybe 10% output and India is next.
Deaths have increased again in washington, just in the time this press conference was going on. Now at 6
>>17539249Earnings not out until after close and I said every time I shilled it that I considered this to be a long hold, not a overnight 2x. I unironically bought more at $14.90 tho.
>>17538974Because Trumps presidency is at risk
>>17539287all my TMDX is on RH so I can neither add nor unload.
>>17539292BUT THE ECONOMY IS IN SUCH GREAT SHAPE AS PER TRUMP/FED. WHY WOULD THEY CUT RATERINOS?
>>17539273That is impossible, the human body doesn't work like that. If she is conscious and breathing, then you choked her out, she would continue breathing lel.
Someone has been trying really hard to pin SNSS just above 1.00 all day by dropping big bids and 1.01 and big asks at 1.03/1.04. I have no idea why.
You all ready? Time to scoop up your cheap SQQQ and SDOW
>>17539287what makes you so sure about TMDX, quick rundown please anon
Bogdanoff, he bought the dip.>Doooommmpt it.
>>17539300That sucks bro, they fucked me during the Iran WW3 thing when I couldn't offload my Lockheed because the app went down. I suggest switching brokers as soon as you can liquidate your holdings.
>>17539220SARS was less lethal in White's, whether due to lower ACE2 receptor concentrations or stronger a immune system from the black death is currently debated. Either way, it can be safely assumed that unknown spreaders in WA number in the low hundreds at least
>>17539311I got robbinhood'dGood thing I've been short on the market for over a week so I don't have to change any of my positions
>finally correctly predict the market>robinhood fucks mewhy are we still here? just to suffer?
Robinhood is still not letting me trade
>>17539310Fuck off you nigger criminal tripfag stocktwits shill
>>17539229The latest I've picked up from the LARPers on /pol/ is that it can give you lung fibrosis which causes lung cancer. Some also say it unironically gives you AIDS. But /pol/ says a lot of things so don't lose sleep over it
Wtf is going on??? Market is green but volatility stocks like UVXY are up as well. Ech this is a really uncomfortable sign that I can't make heads or tails of.
my portfolio is frozen at 9:32am still
>>17539317i'd have to pay their 75 shekel fee...dont wanna liquidate some of my calls. I can transfer options contracts to fidelity right?
HEALTH OFFICIALS REVISE TOTAL NUMBER OF CONFIRMED CORONAVIRUS CASES IN WASHINGTON STATE TO 18, INCLUDING SIX DEATHSOHNONONON ITS WORSE THAN U THOT KEK
>>17538441How can you forget the woman who eats her salads with a comb
>>17539331>Thinking the stock market is anything but riggedthey knew>>17539340It's called a dead cat bounce. Why would the fears go away when things are just beginning in the US?
FUCK YOU ROBINHOOD
>gold stocks are all up except KLWhy
OH LOOK A DEADCAT BOUNCE JUST LIKE I PREDICTED, WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT. CERTAINLY NOT ME. STUPID BULLFAGS COME LICK MY NUTSACK.
>>17539349yo wtfI live in kirkland, I am straight up not leaving my house for a month now.
>Saw my positions for a second and the buy leg of my debit spread disappeared uh, bros?
>RobinJew freezes during a pump after a week of lossesSurely this is just a "cohencidence"
>>17539349>NOTHINGBURGER trumptards getting absolutely WASHED
>100% on Spy 305 put
>>17539313Because we use their OCS on a daily basis, my center purchased 2 additional machines this year for like ~500k and we use about 1 of their ~30k disposable circuits a week. They have no real competitors and the only alternative to using their machines is simply putting organs on ice. This machine makes or breaks some of our transplants, DCD hearts cannot be recovered without it and BDD hearts >1000 miles away cannot be recovered without using it. I have a buddy who works at company that focuses on EVLP and he has heard rumors that they are looking to buy out TMDX this year. Uhhhhh idk what else, if you care I have given a better description of why I think it is valuable in the past, you can look in the archives for TMDX.
>>17539331Dude you need to listen to more Jordan Peterson. You are going to experience 3 things in life when it comes to your goals that you have no power about. The two obvious ones are things that get in the way of your goal and things that help you reach your goal. These things only happen 10% of the time at best, the other 90% is miscellaneous bullshit that happens to you that doesn't impact your goal either way. Just learn from it and conquer the chaos in this universe and the chaos inside of your fears! This coronavirus shit is going to make some people money either way.
>>17539375>COME LICK MY NUTSACK.>Weedfaggot is a literal faggotWho would have thought? Cringe.
Oh no the "pump the fed trade" and "dump the news on retail" isn't working hedge bros. What do we do now to unfuck our massive losses?
well, look at the bright side lads, while the game is rigged, you can still make bank off of an index as long as Trump is president
>>17539375giving you another brofist. How the fuck are you the only tripfag that can see this shit like some of us anons?
>>17539394ITS NOT GAY TO GET YOUR DICKSUCKED OR NUTS LICKED FAGGOT, YOURE THE FAGGOT WHOS GOING TO BE DOING IT WHEN YOU NEED ME THROW SOME SHEKELS UR WAY
>>17539310I DID MUH TIME
>>17539281TMDX doesn't make medicine REEEEEE or the parts for the machines
>>17539407>ITS NOT GAY TO GET YOUR DICKSUCKED OR NUTS LICKED FAGGOT>I'm openly homosexual Cringe.
>>17539305Cry moar>In light of the high similarity between SARS-CoV and SARS-CoV2, it is quite likely that the potential neuroinvason of SARS-CoV-2 plays an important role in the acute respiratory failure of COVID-19 patients.https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/jmv.25728
>>17539331>>17539333But they sent out an apology email, doesn't that make up for it??
>>17539485i got no such email fuck them
>>17538671Things look good for Mexico in the new world order. Adjacent to world's largest economy. High fertility rate. Much higher skilled quality workforce than SE Asia (really). Abundant natural resouces and oil. Spectacular tourism potential.I'm long on Mexico. More so than Canada.