/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17534479]

Robinhood borked edition

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old thread
>>17533224

[Anonymous No.17534487]

>>17534479
Are we up or down? Calls or puts? Market is back and forth.

[Anonymous No.17534491]

First for fuck rh

[Anonymous No.17534492]

POST YFW >BULLS

[Anonymous No.17534496]

>Just wanted to dump my stocks
>They're pumping now
WHAT'S GOING ON

[Anonymous No.17534497]

STANDING HERE
I REALIZE

[Anonymous No.17534501]

>>17534487
ACTIVATE ZE CRAB

[Anonymous No.17534502]

>>17534479
FUCKING ROBINHOOD YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCK KIKE NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17534504]

>>17534487
down.

[Anonymous No.17534505]

Sooo Am I the only one that can't sell anything? Also fuck trips.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17534507]

thank god i have no money in the market atm. fucking robinhood LOL

>that fucking bull trap into bear trap into bull trap going on right now on SPY
jesus christ this clown market

[Anonymous No.17534510]

Plus500 chads we out here

[Anonymous No.17534516]

>that huge drop just now

HOLY SHIT BOIS, THE RIDE JUST STARTED FOR REAL NOW

[Anonymous No.17534519]

I AM ACTUALLY LOSING MONEY NEC AUSE ROBINHOOD DOESNT WORK AND I CAN TSEELL MY PUTS THAT JUST HIT LOWS AJHWAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.17534521]

>>17534479
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP

It's a bull market today! Chinese shutdown and a little flu can only keep us down for so long!

[Anonymous No.17534522]

If bulls don’t hold it here it’s ogre

[Anonymous No.17534523]

all volatility getting cucked

[Anonymous No.17534527]

>>17534510
plus500 is for fags

[Anonymous No.17534528]

[Anonymous No.17534533]

>>17534504
Thanks just sold my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.17534534]

ONTX CHADS WHERE YOU AT

[Anonymous No.17534536]

>tfw trying to envision the amount of money involved to keep this pump barely above water

[Anonymous No.17534537]

SELL

[Anonymous No.17534539]

Glad I'm not holding anything because releasing an update minutes before market open after one of the worst weeks ever is just embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.17534538]

>>17534507
you love to see it

[Anonymous No.17534540]

Can I sue Robinhood now?

[Anonymous No.17534543]

F U C K
T R I P F A G S

use the other thread guys >>17534509

[Anonymous No.17534545]

NO IM DOWN ON SPY PUTS WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARENT YOU TANKING

[Anonymous No.17534546]

who else here /comfy/?

march 12.50, april $10, august $7.50 puts all on APT. to the one fag a couple threads ago thinking this was a bullish stock - eat shit

[Anonymous No.17534547]

>>17534522
DON'T FIGHT THE FED JUST BECOME A BULLBRO

[Anonymous No.17534548]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17534549]

thank you for cheapies

[Anonymous No.17534550]

>>17534528
It's going back up, no worries. Today is a green wojack day!

[Anonymous No.17534553]

>imagine not being a minute trader
see you cucks at the soup kitchen

[Anonymous No.17534554]

WE SAVED NOW BULLCHADS

[Anonymous No.17534556]

So are we red or green today?

[Anonymous No.17534558]

Who /OGI Chad/ here?

[Anonymous No.17534560]

YES, BOGDANOFF?

[Anonymous No.17534561]

It's over lads

[Anonymous No.17534565]

You guys have no business trading options "seriously" and doing it through Robin Hood. Just open up a TD Ameritrade account, ya babies.

[Anonymous No.17534566]

BUY GASL SHARES
CONSUME NATURAL GAS
TURN ON YOUR GAS STOVES AND HEATERS

[Anonymous No.17534567]

>>17534554
Lmao

[Anonymous No.17534568]

>>17534540
I emailed support about it and their response was "use a real broker"

[Anonymous No.17534571]

Does ford do all its manufacturing in 'merica now? How likely will it hit a yearly low of 6.50

[Anonymous No.17534575]

>>17534545
>He put close to expiration puts
Never going to make it

[Anonymous No.17534574]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JITC1fo2HA

[Anonymous No.17534577]

>>17534561
Lucky girl.

[Anonymous No.17534578]

>>17534479
was /pol/ wrong? Is it a nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.17534579]

>NYC gets infected
>Market goes up

Yup, bull bros, I'm thinking we're back. The bears don't have a leg to stand on anymore.

[Anonymous No.17534583]

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17534584]

>>17534556
Brown apparently

[Anonymous No.17534586]

>>17534540
This. What the actual fuck.

[Anonymous No.17534593]

IM FUCKED IM FUCKED IM FUCKED
YOU FUCKED ME ROBINHOOD

[Anonymous No.17534595]

Rh? Excellent time to switch to a broker that isn't retarded. Use webull faggots. All the same benefits but actually has good data and not built by retards https://act.webull.com/i/Q7r61HVDk7aP/mej/

[Anonymous No.17534596]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIi0TNZFc3M

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17534597]

>>17534561
even if you're into interracial, why would you jack it to this? Its mostly the guy's asshole.

[Anonymous No.17534598]

>>17534556
We're probably going to dump hard pretty soon. We're still in the green but we haven't crossed Friday's close.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17534600]

>>17534586
yes, you should be able to sue. it'll be a class action lawsuit, however, which as we all know only the lawyers make any money on.

[Anonymous No.17534601]

>>17534540
lol can't fucking cancel my sells what do

[Anonymous No.17534603]

>>17534554
>mass import mudslimes you hate
>they all get sick working the factories
>some end up going home and it goes full epidemic in central Asia
Short China

[Anonymous No.17534606]

The desperation of these intervening forces is palpable. You can literally taste the fear.

[Anonymous No.17534607]

>>17534561
>RH users in action

[Anonymous No.17534609]

>>17534597
>Its mostly the guy's asshole.
You are now redpilled on interracialfags

[Anonymous No.17534612]

Accumulating SQQQ as we speak.

[Robinhood user No.17534613]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17534615]

>>17534595
I was thinking of going with TDAmeritrade, heard good things

[Anonymous No.17534616]

>>17534606
I feel no fear right now

I did feel fear last monday

[Anonymous No.17534621]

>>17534593
I imagine this is the end for them, this is a lot of money they’re fucking with. I’m switching to a real broker.

[Anonymous No.17534622]

market is going full schizo
fed panic buying
boomers panic selling

[Anonymous No.17534623]

SNSS moon for me please, this new Lamborghini ain't gonna buy itself.

[Anonymous No.17534625]

>>17534607
more like the one behind he camera being cucked

[Anonymous No.17534627]

>>17534595
They got options yet?

[Anonymous No.17534630]

>>17534578
Nah /pol/ is always right. We will never know in the end how many chinks have really died so far from it.

[Robinhood user No.17534631]

I DIDNT SELL FRIDAY FUCK FUCK FUK

[Anonymous No.17534632]

>bulls thinking they're in
I'll see you all at the bottom

[Anonymous No.17534633]

what da heckin' I CAN't SELL MY STOCKERINOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.17534634]

>>17534496
Sell right now if you want to make some scratch. It'll go down.

[Anonymous No.17534642]

>>17534540
Why do you want to sue robinhood?

[Anonymous No.17534643]

>>17534479
Robinhood BTFO.... Maybe use a real broker next time....

[Anonymous No.17534644]

Guess I'm switching to webull
fuck you robinshit

[Anonymous No.17534645]

Why are you guys using Robinhood? Use the real brokers you fags, especially you Wizard; a Wizard should know better

[Anonymous No.17534647]

>>17534571
>ford do all its manufacturing in 'merica
No. Most of the manufacturing isn't even theirs to be gin with, just assembly. They'll source their parts from wherever.
t. currently working on some gears for hybrid models that were previously made in worst korea, to be made in the US in the interim from them switching production to Mexico. All three are companies independent from Ford.

[Anonymous No.17534651]

>he held?
>crab it

[Anonymous No.17534653]

I've lost $10 grand in the past 20 minutes thanks to Robinhood. What's your damage report?

[Anonymous No.17534654]

Market will close above 26k

[Anonymous No.17534656]

>>17534596
That was fucking cool as all hell.

[Anonymous No.17534659]

>Robinhood says it's experiencing a 'system-wide outage' as markets rebound in heavy volume Monday

[Anonymous No.17534660]

Guys... bad news. I'm starting to bald. How the fuck can I get girls now? My life is over

[Anonymous No.17534667]

>>17534653
Im up $500

Lol

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17534672]

>>17534660
Get buff. Only way to pull off the bald look.

[Anonymous No.17534673]

>>17534627
Yep. Works really well. Very classic stock interface but without all the fees. I love it, made it my new broker.

[Anonymous No.17534674]

anyone use fidelitys app? how is their UI? i already have my index funds with them, might do my options gambling there, tired of RHs shit.

also, can you avoid PDT restrictions if you have the $ in a different account? Id have to make a new one for trading.

[Anonymous No.17534676]

>people think RH down today of all days
if this isnt market manipulation i dont know what is

[Anonymous No.17534677]

>>17534653
1.5k NIGGERHOOD

[Anonymous No.17534678]

My green stocks are just barely green, but my red ones RED

[Anonymous No.17534680]

>>17534660
You can still get girls if your wallet is fat enough.

[Anonymous No.17534681]

>>17534660
Minoxidil

[Anonymous No.17534682]

>>17534630
aint that the truth

[Anonymous No.17534683]

that's it, i dont care anymore, market is never going back up, i've accepted i'll be at the bottom forever.

[Anonymous No.17534689]

>>17534653
Man all these flexes are just rude man I am a small account holder all I can say is I probably lost 400 bucks :(

[Anonymous No.17534690]

>>17534479
Lulz

[Anonymous No.17534691]

>>17534683
Come on now, the markets have just opened. We're not in the red yet. The Chinese shut down gave us a great dip to die. It can't keep us down forever.

[Robinhood user No.17534695]

[Anonymous No.17534697]

>>17534596
You people are the reason the youtube algorithm has me pegged under "political dissident, extremist, porn addict"

[Anonymous No.17534698]

Added a digit to my acct, that's up 2 digits since summer

[Anonymous No.17534699]

I've got a 130k buy order on NVDA @ $235. It'll get there in the next few days, believe it!

[Anonymous No.17534700]

>Trusting your money with a meme nu-tech company like RobinHood.

Hood is even right in the name you loserz, what do you expect lmao.

[Anonymous No.17534701]

>>17534660
in case you didnt notice, there are bald guys with girlfriends.

[Anonymous No.17534710]

>Robinhood, the free-trading pioneer favored by younger traders, said it was experiencing an outage on Monday.

>“We are experiencing a system-wide outage. We are working to resolve this issue as soon as possible,” the company said in a message to clients on Monday.

>The technical problems come amid a rebound from the worst week for stocks since the financial crisis.

they are going to have to hire more security after this
everyone is going apeshit

[Anonymous No.17534714]

>>17534676
Literally this, the company would probably go under on cheap puts sold midweek. There will be a midday Fed scam pump and it’ll suddenly come back up.

[Anonymous No.17534713]

>>17534691
>great dip to die
I meant great dip to buy....

[Anonymous No.17534717]

>>17534601
Get the trading desk on the line

[Anonymous No.17534718]

how long can they keep this up? it's like watching some motherfucker tryin to ice skate up hill

[Anonymous No.17534721]

>>17534660

Get rich and buff or you’re fucked and even then you’ve gotta have good facial hair too

[Robinhood user No.17534723]

FUCK MY LIFE

[Anonymous No.17534726]

>>17534630
/pol/ is always right, geniuses! Thousands of users made wild and out of this world guesses, and someone got it right! /pol/ is always right!

[Anonymous No.17534730]

>>17534690
Unironically the end of this piece of shit meme

[Anonymous No.17534731]

>>17534718
As long as the Dollar has value

[Anonymous No.17534734]

>>17534718
No one can sell on Robinhood, they're staying shut down until they pump enough to insure everyone doesn't fucking sell at once

[Anonymous No.17534737]

>>17534710
Exit scam pls

[Anonymous No.17534738]

>>17534718
that's the best analogy i could think of
bull traps galore for the next few months

[Anonymous No.17534739]

>>17534726
Holy seethe

[Anonymous No.17534740]

>>17534713

[Anonymous No.17534741]

Imagine still using Robinhood after major brokers dropped commission fees, this post was made by TDAchads.

[Anonymous No.17534749]

>>17534710
what is this

[Anonymous No.17534751]

Figures just as I get their stupid cash feature they fuck up and make me want to leave. They still haven't given me fractional shares yet, fucking Vanguard is putting them to shame and Vanguard is stiff. Post alternate brokers.

[Anonymous No.17534753]

>>17534713
I'm all in, no spare capital

[Anonymous No.17534754]

>pump at open
>dump not even half an hour later

every fucking day.

[Anonymous No.17534759]

Good thing I was able to trade this morning: I don't use robinhood!

[Anonymous No.17534764]

>>17534741
this

RH interface sucsk and big boys have decent apps now

[Anonymous No.17534765]

>>17534741
it hurts because I was using TDameritrade then switched to RobinHood, then I saw that TD had dropped their fees
but I was just sort of lazy and RH didn't seem that bad

[Anonymous No.17534767]

Alright lads what's the best broker for using my phone at work now that Robinhood is dead?
At least I'm not mad, my APT put just keeps going up

[Anonymous No.17534768]

we crabbin boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auAfDfZY7zI

[Anonymous No.17534769]

Lol it wants to go red so bad.

[Anonymous No.17534770]

>>17534751
Her neck starts at a weight place aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.17534771]

>have over 100K with fidelity across 3 accounts
>open a 4th account for trading with like 1k in it

will I get hit with PDT if i trade a lot?

[Anonymous No.17534775]

we /recession/ now boys

[Anonymous No.17534780]

Tesla back above 700 boys.
I think we're over the worst.

[Anonymous No.17534779]

How much money can PPT inject into the market

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17534781]

>>17534751
td ameritrade / thinkorswim

[Anonymous No.17534782]

>he didnt invest in link

[Anonymous No.17534783]

ROBINHOOD IS EXIT SCAMMING HOLY SHITTTT

[Robinhood user No.17534784]

hello darkness my old friend

[Anonymous No.17534785]

>>17534767
TDA, it has Thinkorswim

[Anonymous No.17534789]

>>17534739
>Holy SEETHE LE POL MASTER RACE
KILL YOURSELF MY MAN!

[Anonymous No.17534791]

>>17534754
Maybe now you stupid niggers will get it through your heads that this isn't a fucking bull market

[Anonymous No.17534792]

>>17534780
LMAO IMAGINE THINKING THIS IS THE BOTTOM HAHAHAHAHHAA

[Anonymous No.17534795]

We red now boys

[Anonymous No.17534798]

THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GwEtbTfmok

[Anonymous No.17534799]

>>17534792
we going drilling for new lows this whole week

kek

[Anonymous No.17534803]

i just went full bear
i have a feeling im getting royally fucked now

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17534806]

>SPY

There's not even a pattern forming, this is just pure chaos.

[Anonymous No.17534807]

Everyone’s upset because they can’t sell, I’m upset because I can’t buy. 5 grand to blow fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.17534810]

is this customer service
I have a complaint

[Anonymous No.17534811]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17534813]

>>17534779
as much as they want. own some gold

[Anonymous No.17534816]

IM LOSING MONEY SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17534817]

>>17534795
I was buying huge stocks of canned food and water a month ago. The non-doomers sure as fuck aren't mocking my stockpiles and puts now

damn normies

[Anonymous No.17534818]

>THIS IS THE BOTTOM GUYS

[Anonymous No.17534819]

>>17534792
This is the dip bro, China is recovering they'll soon get back to work the virus is over there outside of Wuhan

[Anonymous No.17534820]

Not to be that guy but what program/site does this anon use?

[Anonymous No.17534822]

>>17534791
b-but I'm not a permabull :(

[Anonymous No.17534823]

HERE IT COMES.

[Anonymous No.17534824]

WHO is going live with some updates. Hope they don't fuck up my short.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4rW3QFiuN8&feature=emb_title

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17534825]

>>17534807
Same position, I would have totally bought some puts by now.

[Anonymous No.17534828]

FRIENDLY REMINDER WE ARE ALL DEAD AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKED

[Anonymous No.17534829]

>>17534783
They have to now. It won’t come back up. They’re gonna get sued and fined into oblivion for their support response - I can’t believe nobody had a decent legally sound copypasta prepared. Their TOS won’t cover their ass against retarded support agents.

[Anonymous No.17534830]

>>17534807
This. Who they fuck held over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.17534831]

>new york statement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DJijAROoC0

>indian guy + WHO statement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DJijAROoC0

[Anonymous No.17534837]

>>17534820
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

[Anonymous No.17534838]

rev up that class action lawsuit

[Anonymous No.17534840]

>>17534479
>hmmm should I tank it now or...?
ah fuck it here we go

[Anonymous No.17534841]

THIS HAS TO BE ILLEGAL.
ROBINHOOD IS FUCKING MY ASS

[Anonymous No.17534842]

>>17534807
Same boat.

[Anonymous No.17534845]

SARS2 - covid 19

literally damages your nerves, organs, and shit long-term.

Sars1 survivors had a bunch of long-term problems especially those with severe symptoms

even children with light symptoms had coronavirus in their nervous system doing who knows what

don't fuck with unknown virus

[Anonymous No.17534846]

Turkey just declared war on Syria and Russia

Turkey is NATO, this means NATO is now at war

[Anonymous No.17534847]

You jewish masters won't save you this time b*lls

[Anonymous No.17534848]

S&P in the red, HERE WE GO!

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

Before it's too late!

[Anonymous No.17534849]

>>17534479
ahhh my calls and puts are getting IV crushed into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.17534850]

25 POINTS TILL RED

[Anonymous No.17534851]

WE BROKE RED

[Robinhood user No.17534852]

HOW DO I BITCH AT ROBINHOOD DIRECTLY

[Anonymous No.17534853]

What’s worse is that RH pushed an update to do this, my phone let me know while I was trying to access a feature that an update was required and suddenly I couldn’t sell anything.

[Anonymous No.17534856]

What's the best broker to use for britbongs?

[Anonymous No.17534858]

>>17534741
I know. Lessons learned

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17534859]

>>17534645
>implying I'm not having fun getting fucked in the ass by robinhood

What is victory without some losses?

[Anonymous No.17534860]

So is the market entering recovery mode?

[Anonymous No.17534862]

IT'S NOT WORKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

[Anonymous No.17534863]

>>17534846
not how it works

[Anonymous No.17534865]

I am going to seriously learn how to value invest and properly educate myself on financials for March.

I've got swing trading and feel down. Need to really learn the basics now. Michael Burry's investor letters changed my mind on efficient market hypothesis I was under.

[Anonymous No.17534867]

>>17534846
no one gives a fuck about Turkey.

[Anonymous No.17534869]

>>17534837

Just found it but thanks senpai.

[Anonymous No.17534870]

Should of listened you bull fuck.

[Anonymous No.17534871]

>literally just bought 20 MSFT puts

I am a god

[Anonymous No.17534872]

>>17534840
DUMP IT. I NEED THE CHEAPS

[Anonymous No.17534874]

IT'S GOING DOWN BROS AHAHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.17534876]

based robinhood

[Anonymous No.17534878]

WEW what a ride
I am JACKED

[Anonymous No.17534881]

Here we fucking go
Dump IT

[Anonymous No.17534882]

>>17534672
This is the only answer

[Anonymous No.17534883]

DUMP SPY DUMP YESSS HAHAHAAHA

[Anonymous No.17534884]

>JUST IN | The first New Yorker infected with the coronavirus is a health care worker who is isolated in her Manhattan apartment, officials say.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17534886]

>>17534807
We're going to dump another 5% across the major indices today lads.

I got the day off. I'm going to make french toast and watch this motherfucker burn.

[Anonymous No.17534887]

YAY

[Anonymous No.17534888]

IMAGINE BUYING A PANDEMIC LMFAO

[Anonymous No.17534893]

I NEED TO SELL MY PUTS AND ROBINHOOD WONT LET ME

[Anonymous No.17534895]

You either go out like a bull and lose your money, or you panic sold and held off long enough to become a bear.
Bearishness is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.17534896]

>ah whats this?
>you lost currency due to an outage?
>sorry, we're not liable
>didn't you read the terms of service?
>we're not liable for money lost during "outages"
>did we sell our positions? Of course, it'd be, ahem, foolish not to

[Anonymous No.17534897]

Based Robinhood making me lose thousands of dollars

[Anonymous No.17534898]

>>17534888
WORSE

IMAGINE BUYING A PPT PUMPED PANDEMIC MARKET ON MONDAY!!! ON FUCKING MONDAY

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17534903]

Imagine how many bears would have sold their puts on open when the market was moving up, but couldn't due to robinhood shitting out.

[Anonymous No.17534905]

I guess that I have to do a web search to see how my stocks are doing
it's 1994 again

[Anonymous No.17534906]

>>17534884

[Anonymous No.17534910]

It's all down except for the shit I have puts in, bullshit. Should have just kept my sqqq

[Anonymous No.17534913]

>>17534496
Get out while you still can

[Anonymous No.17534914]

>>17534903

I had MSFT calls ready to sell that I was up 90% on

[Anonymous No.17534915]

>>17534898
(I actually bought like a few hundred dollars of shares kek, mainly because I bought more puts at open and wanted a very slight offset long position to accurately reflect self doubt)

[Anonymous No.17534917]

>>17534497
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYYYY

[Anonymous No.17534919]

Any idea when rh will come back online?

[Anonymous No.17534920]

>>17534856
Maybe try InteractiveBrokers
I'm using Degiro but they lack us options and the eu options suck

[Anonymous No.17534924]

Man
Thank God I liquidated in the premarket at least.

[Anonymous No.17534927]

THE DOW THE DOW


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17534930]

BUY THE DIP

NOW

[Anonymous No.17534931]

Why are people freaking out right now?

[Anonymous No.17534935]

>>17534919

Probably tomorrow, at this rate

[Anonymous No.17534937]

WELCOME TO MONDAY MARKET RAW, YOU ARENT GETTING ONE OF THESE TODAY

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17534939]

>>17534919
lol

[Anonymous No.17534940]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

[Anonymous No.17534941]

>>17534903
Imagine how many of us still can’t before the fed steps in and creates a moonshot

[Anonymous No.17534945]

which brokerage has no fees on options as well?

[Anonymous No.17534948]

It will go up or down, trust me.

[Anonymous No.17534949]

I know it's >google, but still. I dunno what to even expect now anymore.

[Anonymous No.17534950]

>retail traders so spooked they break robinhood trying to sell
>institutions leaving market crabby-green

Bullish signal, its only the little tiny fish(that are always the losers) that are selling

[Anonymous No.17534952]

>>17534931
PPt pumped market expecting fed daddy to help is looking downright sick

bulls are hamburger meat now

[Anonymous No.17534953]

Lets go bears we got work to do

[Anonymous No.17534955]

>>17534496
Rip anon.

[Anonymous No.17534956]

HOW IS ROBINHOOD STILL DOWN ITS BEEN 45 MINUTES!!

[Anonymous No.17534961]

yea fuck this shit, im going to sleep and trade again 2 hours before the market closes

[Anonymous No.17534962]

>>17534867
>>17534865
Wrong you wingnuts

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17534964]

market sold the rest of my SNSS and all in cash now. fuck me thats comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17534966]

>>17534945
>which brokerage has no fees on options as well?
THIS IS A SELL SIGNAL BOYS

[Anonymous No.17534976]

not happening?

[Anonymous No.17534980]

>>17534919
Man fuck Democrats, I don't know how a party of buttfucking hicks morphed into the greatest force for evil in the universe that can literally get away with anything but obviously they are just doing their 'veneer of democracy' thing where they put fear into everyone and create a Black Monday by any means so that everyone wants to vote for Joe fucking Biden.

[Anonymous No.17534982]

>>17534824
Bro I can go ahead and tell you that the WHO is going to suck China’s dick and say the world is doomed simultaneously

[Anonymous No.17534985]

>>17534945
Webull, I mentioned it above but it's great. All the benefits of a real broker but still all free.

[Anonymous No.17534986]

haha time for breakfast

[Anonymous No.17534998]

THE DUMP IS OVER

BEARS HAVE CAPITULATED

WE MOONIN

[Anonymous No.17534999]

where my sqqq niggas at

[Credit Spread Officer No.17535000]

WE DEM BULLS YALL

[Anonymous No.17535003]

>it keeps rising now

Happening cancelled, or full-on POMP EET to try and save face/jobs?

[Anonymous No.17535005]

>>17534919
tomorrow after the market hits lows today and rallies premarket and you lose all your money.

[Anonymous No.17535008]

>>17534948
sideways

[Anonymous No.17535009]

>>17534980
I GOT A GREAT IDEA LETS PUT EVERY SINGLE IMPORTANT COMPANY IN EITHER SEATTLE OR SAN FRANCISCO WHERE ALL THE HIPPIES LIVE

THIS CAN'T GO WRONG

ok sorry rant over

[Anonymous No.17535010]

The virgin rh users vs the chad fidelity commanders.
>>17534931
The interest rate did nothing. But also virus habbeners

[Anonymous No.17535011]

[Anonymous No.17535013]

>tfw sitting at my computer listening to the TDameritrade customer service music, trying to get my account login so when this debacle is over I can pull all my funds out of Robinhood and put them there

it's comfy lounge music, not bad really
I hope the stock market isn't too crazy right now

[Anonymous No.17535015]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17535019]

>>17534999
i sure fucking wish i could see what's going on

[Anonymous No.17535023]

OH FUG

[Anonymous No.17535024]

>bunch of big dildos going up and down
Is this what sex feels like?

[Anonymous No.17535025]

>>17534820
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17535027]

Oh no no no no.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17535028]

linky here, i feel nothing but schadenfreude

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17535031]

Gonna just make my own broker, I'll code it in HolyC and the app will only work on TempleOS.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17535036]

>>17535019
whats going on is that things are fuckey as always
the casinos never closes

[Anonymous No.17535037]

>>17535023
NOOOOOOO
NO NO NONOOOONOOOO
FUCKING STOP IT

[Anonymous No.17535040]

>>17534956
Realistically what are the best avenues of recourse for this? SEC/OAG of California complaints?

[Anonymous No.17535042]

>>17535023
GUH

[Anonymous No.17535049]

>>17535023

[Credit Spread Officer No.17535050]

>>17535031
>no win10 support

I will call the SEC on you.

[Anonymous No.17535054]

>spy going up again
GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.17535058]

>>17535023

[Anonymous No.17535059]

aaand back down we go

[Anonymous No.17535061]

>>17535023
We are going flat to premium cuck every bull and bear alike.

[Anonymous No.17535062]

>>17535031
Are you going to get your share prices by oracle? I don't think such a chad operating system has connectivity

[Anonymous No.17535067]

This is exactly why I pulled my funds out of RH and into a real broker. It is a trash platform that will screw you when you need it most.

[Anonymous No.17535069]

Whats better tdameritrade or etrade?

[Anonymous No.17535071]

Yeah okay, today is the day to buy.

[Anonymous No.17535074]

> Even their Contact Us page is down
Lmao they really are exit scamming aren't they

[Anonymous No.17535075]

Best ETFs?

[Anonymous No.17535078]

>>17535028
I hold LINK and boomer stocks and derivatives. These last few weeks have depleted all of my ability to feel emotion. I'm numb.

[Anonymous No.17535079]

>>17534999
Tap dancing on 31% gains here, goal is 50% by eow.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17535081]

>>17535069
tastyworks

[Anonymous No.17535084]

>>17534937
I need her name, bros

[Anonymous No.17535087]

Haven't touched my Ameritrade account in years, how's the app?

[Anonymous No.17535088]

>>17535028
I'd bought around 17000 link when they were cheap as shit. But being the retard that I am I sold them once all crypto started eating shit.

[Anonymous No.17535089]

>>17535054
SPY CAN'T CARRY THIS MARKET ALONE

[Anonymous No.17535092]

>US 10 years treasuries

Bloodbath.

[Anonymous No.17535094]

Bulls this is your chance to run, I'm only going to give you this one chance. You better take it or I will feel no pity for you

[Anonymous No.17535096]

>>17535074
Unironically yes

[Anonymous No.17535104]

>>17535087
Thinkorswim?
one of the best

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17535106]

>>17535075
Merlyn.AI Bull-Rider Bear-Fighter ETF

[Anonymous No.17535107]

>THAT PUMP

Strap in boys, we're in for a wild ride today.

[Anonymous No.17535108]

>>17535081
I need a pretty UI because I'm dumb

[Anonymous No.17535112]

Bonds should have negative interest rates.

[Anonymous No.17535114]

>>17535107
fuck me, I don't have the nerves for this shit

[Anonymous No.17535115]

>>17535084
lagertha

[Anonymous No.17535118]

+5.5% monday

what a tough day to be a bear, just added another +17% to 2020s returns

[Anonymous No.17535122]

>>17534980
I think it was a Hungarian leader say
>I've never seen a group of politicians hate one person more than they love their country
Whatever. It's all Jewish tricks.

[Anonymous No.17535123]

>>17534841
You know how your generation feels about sodomy laws. You made your bed, it's time to sleep in it.

[Anonymous No.17535125]

>>17535023
They're selling
Why are they selling?
The virus is slowing
They should be buying!
Now is the time to make money!
I HATE PANIC SELLERS

[Credit Spread Officer No.17535126]

>>17535108
its ui is actually much easier to use if you trade options

[Anonymous No.17535128]

>>17535107
Up or down!
Very energetic.

[Anonymous No.17535135]

SELL RIGHT NOW WTF ITS SUPPOSED TO CRASH IM FUCKING LOSING SO MUCH MONEY

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17535137]

>>17535107
jesus thank you robinhood for releasing the new default to expiration date today. no fucking way am i trading any options today.

[Anonymous No.17535138]

>>17535094
ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17535139]

BLOOD DRAWN BLOOD DRAWN

[Anonymous No.17535140]

>>17535107
The fuck it's supposed to go down not up.

[Anonymous No.17535142]

>>17534980
Lol, gtfo /pol/tard

[Anonymous No.17535143]

>italian market dragging down everybody else

Based

[Anonymous No.17535145]

>>17535107
it's going to close lower, probably 3-5%

[Anonymous No.17535146]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17535147]

>>17535107
Now that's what I'm talking about

[Anonymous No.17535148]

>>17535107
and spy going down same time what the fuck

[Anonymous No.17535149]

What about fidelity, should I just go with them since my 401k is with them?

[Anonymous No.17535154]

HERE WE GOOOO

[Anonymous No.17535156]

I can't believe I used to be so jelly of the mericans having robinhood to trade options. Now I feel hella smug watching them cry.

[Anonymous No.17535155]

[Anonymous No.17535157]

>>17535094
They've had their chance. Theres no reasoning with the cattle. Just look.
>>17535025
They can see the man with the boltgun at the end of the conveyor belt, but they refuse to believe the conveyer belt will take them to him.

[Anonymous No.17535158]

DOWNTREND
>DOWNTREND

[Anonymous No.17535162]

this is like watching bitcoin, it's supposed to be the DJIA what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.17535163]

>>17535040
>Realistically what are the best avenues of recourse for this? SEC/OAG of California complaints?
I'm not going to risk having robinhood shut down. They're the only platform without fees on options.

[Robinhood user No.17535165]

Anything I'm missing?

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17535172]

>>17535165
call them niggers

[Anonymous No.17535173]

>>17535165
perfect
send

[Anonymous No.17535179]

This is bullshit

[Anonymous No.17535180]

>>17535162
Lmao were playing the same game laddy

[Credit Spread Officer No.17535181]

PROVE YOUR WORTHY OF BEING IN THE MARKETS

[Anonymous No.17535183]

>>17535177
>>17535177
>>17535177

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17535177
>>17535177
>>17535177

[Anonymous No.17535185]

>>17535165
>bafoons

[Anonymous No.17535186]

>>17535023
SO HERE I AM, DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I HAVE
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN

[Anonymous No.17535187]

>>17535165
What does unasuable mean

[Anonymous No.17535188]

Normie here. Why isn't dow jones crashing?

[Anonymous No.17535194]

WHY ISNT IT DUMPING FASTER

[Anonymous No.17535199]

>>17535165
try spelling buffoons correctly

[Anonymous No.17535202]

AND DOWN WE GO AGAIN. We /rollercoaster/ now.

[Anonymous No.17535203]

>>17535165
Add a 'you people'

[Anonymous No.17535208]

>>17534859

A flawless victory?

[Anonymous No.17535214]

>>17535188
it already did

[Anonymous No.17535216]

Green satan quads say things are going up today!

[Anonymous No.17535218]

>>17535188
Crash was last week.

[Anonymous No.17535234]

>>17535188
Soon

[Anonymous No.17535244]

>>17535163
What you're getting "for free" is only so after they skim a fat chunk off the top from the ask/bid spread and shitty execution. Not worth it if you know what you are doing. Just get a TDA account bro.

[Anonymous No.17535247]

Went all in on SQQQ and held over the weekend. Should be a good day today!

[Anonymous No.17535251]

>>17535188
stupid retards think it's over after a week

[Anonymous No.17535256]

>>17534846
Don’t remember seeing Turk soldiers in Iraq or Afghanistan. Fuck them

[Anonymous No.17535267]

>>17535163
Doesn’t matter they just potentially robbed me of 10k without any recourse, this may be funny money but it’s still ten thousand dollars. Memes aside this is fucked up, they literally pushed an update to do this.

[Anonymous No.17535274]

>>17535181
I'm a brown eyed jew. Get out of my thread, goy.

[Anonymous No.17535279]

Is Robinhood robbing the rich or poor right now?

[Anonymous No.17535291]

A NATO nation cannot declare war and force NATO to fight with them in that war. Turkey is retarded and will back off in a few days when they are done posturing.

Mutual defense pact is only if a NATO country is attacked.

[Anonymous No.17535292]

>>17535279
Both, indiscriminately.

[Anonymous No.17535293]

>>17535279
The poor. Rich people dont use robinhood.

[Anonymous No.17535295]

>>17535089
But he can fake his death

[Anonymous No.17535306]

>>17535279
>he thinks the rich can be robbed
Loving Every Laugh

[Anonymous No.17535322]

>>17535125
>the virus is slowing
Lol?

[Anonymous No.17535327]

I've made 10%+ on this crab so far lol

[Anonymous No.17535351]

Gregory Mannarino 1 hour ago:
> Be ready for a wild ride
> Last night futures made over 1,000 swing, absolutely incredible
> #1 the bond market continues to crater
> the market is so desperate for stimulus from the Fed it's attempting to bake it in
> the market realizes that our economy is in free fall and they only thing keeping this makes propped up is the federal reserve
> by allowing the Fed to rig the debt market, no price discovery mechanism will work
> This market will be hit by a surge of stimulus from the federal reserve
> This market will get a bounce, if not we will see another week like last week
> GYRATIONS I'VE NEVER SEEN EVER
> the yield curve reflects our economy in freefall

[Anonymous No.17535412]

>>17535322
>China stops reporting their numbers because they de-human anyone who gets sick
>only countries that are accurately reporting their numbers like Italy are suffering because they appear to have it much worse than the other countries that are lying or manipulating their numbers
>long incubation period means it can be weeks before the full extent of a quarantine breach manifests
The market may be retarded, but even then they are seeing past the "virus is slowing" narrative

[Anonymous No.17535419]

>>17534829
>>17534764
>>17534741
>>17534710
>>17534643
>>17534540
Man Robinhood is one cold mothetfucker for tricking a bunch of a-holes to use their shitty trading platform for "low fees" just to take the money and run. Honestly shaking my head senpai but fuck it bro it's your life.

[Anonymous No.17535465]

Crab day it is. I'm going to bed. Don't make any rash decisions today, lads.

[Anonymous No.17535469]

>>17535251
It is faggot, they already have a vaccine and are close to making a cure.

[Op No.17535757]

according to plan

[Anonymous No.17535859]

>wake up
>+357.90 (1.41%)
>mfw
only idiots buy back in right now, this is gonna fall of a cliff in a second

[Anonymous No.17535898]

>>17535469
>they already have a vaccine

[Anonymous No.17535912]

Any bears get caught in that trap ?
Get ready for the biggest green dildo of your life.

[Anonymous No.17535973]

Holy shit is robinhood seriously going to be out for half the trading day

[Anonymous No.17536004]

S&P just broke through 3000 key resistance. GG Bears

[Anonymous No.17536027]

15% on crab day, damn I love crabbing

[Anonymous No.17536079]

Is RH being slow/unresponsive for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.17536091]

>>17535898
Look it up

[Anonymous No.17536195]

>+565.80 (2.23%)
this crash is going to be epic

[Anonymous No.17536232]

>>17536091
>source: dude trust me!

[Anonymous No.17536352]

>>17536232
>I'm too dumb to do a Google search

[Anonymous No.17536378]

>>17535412
It's really not going to be that bad. The rest of the world isn't nearly as compact as China is plus this shit is deadlier to Asians.

[Anonymous No.17536448]

Got out of SDGR what a piece of shit that was.