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AAAAAAAAAAAAA edition
the battle of the decade
Lean hogs price comparatively stable in these times of gr8 calamity

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>>17532017

>> No.17533236

>>17533224
First for freshly baked bread

>> No.17533241

>>17533236
Sourdough

>> No.17533245

>>17533224
AAAAAAAAA
Robin hood won't give me my money.

>> No.17533247

>encourage family to prep themselves
>they refuse
>offer them 50 tins of food for free
>they refuse

>> No.17533254

>>17532472
pretty sure thats illegal

>> No.17533255

I refuse to give you a (you)

>> No.17533258

Is it safe to expect a pump when US opens then red rest of the day?

>> No.17533259

>>17533247
I'm sorry to hear that mate. I don't understand what's so bad about stocking up on food you're gonna end up eating later anyways, just seems like people are worried about looking crazy or something.

>> No.17533260

Is the dip over lads? Are we back to norman?

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>> No.17533267

>>17533259
>I don't understand what's so bad about stocking up on food you're gonna end up eating later anyways
How long would it take you to get through 50 tins of beans if you weren't panicking about global catastrophe? A few years?

Why am I wasting so much cupboard space on beans?!?!?

>> No.17533271

>>17533260
So far I think it's the most obvious dead cat bounce I've ever seen, but since I think that we'll probably recover to 30k today.

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Yes bro keep buying the dip.

>> No.17533274

>>17533247
sounds like a bunch of exuberant bulls to me

>> No.17533276

>>17533260
It's only just begun.

>> No.17533281

>be boomer
>think that the stock market consists to equal parts of perma bulls and perma bears
>can only defeat them by shit talking the other side
I love this meme

>> No.17533282

>>17533258

You nailed it, senpai.

Abandon ship or go down with it.

>> No.17533286

>>17533273
thank you, i will

>> No.17533288

>>17533247
>implying anything will happen

>> No.17533297

>>17533258
There will be a pump. We had a huge sell off last week, there will be some gain today before we drop later in week.

>> No.17533298

So far,
> AMD Chad's rise up
> SPCE about to rocket again
>SQ jumping around quite a bit
> Fuck trips

>> No.17533299

>>17533260
Norman has been achieved, yes

>> No.17533307

>APT pumped then dropped like a rock premarket
This thing is coming down again today lol

>> No.17533309

>>17533254
The problem though is that it's impossible. The big money that moves the market are done by algos, algos react to news from "the wire".. it doesn't react to news posted on Twitter (well except for Trump tweets for obvious reasons). Even if we were to get something trending before it gets removed there's not enough people that matters that would react by selling, it's fucking Twitter after all.. where 80% of the userbase are whiny poor liberal cunts, 10% are kpop fans that spam every hashtag with kpop stuff, 5% crypto scammers and 5% normal people.

>> No.17533310

>>17533297
I think we'll break even this week about.

Buy and sell options in the turmoil though

Keep your hands steady, lads

>> No.17533314

Is it a good time to get into bonds with all this talk of rate cuts?

>> No.17533316
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*snap*

>> No.17533317
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Reminder

>> No.17533319

>>17533267
>50 tins of beans
>A few years?
Are they 50lbs each?

>> No.17533326

>>17533245
what do you mean, why? Is this something to be concerned about?

>> No.17533329

>>17533319
How frequently do you eat beans? Are you eating them from every meal?

>> No.17533332

>>17533317
Donald Trump doesn't use nigger vernacular.

>> No.17533333

>>17533317
It's true though bears only make big money when people are being retarded. But most money in the market is dumb money.

>> No.17533334

>>17533314
all of the longer term duration bonds have already adjusted prices. there's no free money to be had, since everyone knows what you know. just look at the chart of TLT

>> No.17533335

>>17533309
I know a trading algorithm that wields a huge amount of money that literally just bets against whatever stocktwits users are buying, its pretty successful. I can guarantee a lot of algorithms have twitter trending input.

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>>17533298

Go Nvidia, go!

>> No.17533337

>>17533329

1 tin of beans a week is less than a year

>> No.17533338

>>17533317
Top fucking kek

>> No.17533339

>>17533333
BEARS ETERNALLY BTFO, CHECKED

>> No.17533340

SARS gives brain damage

>>17533333
what do you think the market was all 2020 except fucking retarded?

>> No.17533341

>>17533333
witnessed

>> No.17533342

>tfw pajeets are starting to shill gamestop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsY3t-xiyIo

>> No.17533343

>>17533333
checked

>> No.17533346
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>>17533333
Czeched

>> No.17533350

dubs we are all going to make it

>> No.17533351
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>>17533333
Masonic quints of truth

>> No.17533352

>>17533329

Beans, beans the magical fruit!

>> No.17533359
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>>17533316

>> No.17533360

>>17533336
Why is nvidia holding up so well anyway?

>> No.17533362
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and WALLAH, just like that, the futures turned green

>> No.17533363

>>17533337
You need a more varied diet, senpai

>>17533340
>SARS gives brain damage
So does Influenza

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Have a galt day

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>>17533333

>> No.17533371

>>17533326
No, just I fucked up. I should've done two transfers to get my $2k sooner rather just the 1k they offer in immediate funds. But the profit after I pulled out around noon from mucking about with just 1k has yet to be added to my purchasing power. And the transfer of funds from the bank has yet to take place. So I guess I'm not doing much today.

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17533372

How do you know when to buy in this climate? All these cheapies are appealing but everything is a trap right now...

>> No.17533375

>>17533350
Too many bears here for that to be true

>>17533299
Dubs confirms Norman has been reached

>> No.17533376

Prediction's

>Markets to BULL when USA opens
>European virus new cases decrease over the next five days

The numbers will confirm check the numbers of my post

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Time to buy, mofos!!!

>> No.17533384

>>17533380
Based. Buy dip

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>>17533362
It's voila, not wallah, dumb yank

>> No.17533393

>>17533376
all thanks to trump

>> No.17533394

So whats going to happen to all the boomers money when they all die from corona-chan

>> No.17533396

>>17533310
Based. I got calls and puts, going to keep them on rotation until we see a singular directional movement up again then ill switch to calls only.

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I'm bag holding a lot of 3/20 AMD and MSFT calls, ~$7,000 worth. "Letting go", so to speak, and just forgetting about the market as a whole has been quite therapeutic over the last week. I've been less stressed and haven't worried much about anything and have lived in the present. Whatever happens happens.

Is this what freedom truly feels like?

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>>17533380
Thanks (((Bernstein))). I am sure this is not a trap.

>>17533386
Time to long Marriott.

>> No.17533403

>>17533386
wallah means I swear to Allah, dumbass

>> No.17533411

>>17533386
>>17533386
It's Allah or PBUH to you

>> No.17533412

>>17533394
Financially illiterate heirs blow it all on Kickstarter indie projects

>> No.17533420
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>>17533386
>Being this new

>> No.17533423

>>17533386
You have to go back

>> No.17533426

>>17533376
>new cases decrease for no reason
delusional bulltard

>> No.17533428

>>17533400
"Freedom" would be owning stocks, not a time bomb derivative that can blow up and wreck you.

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>>17533372

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once."

Live in fear and servitude then, senpai.

>> No.17533438

>>17533372
Buy a little every time it drops
DO NOT SELL

>>17533396
Always hold some of each

That's what diversifying means

If you're just keen to industries, you can make a buttload calling the right position in each sector

>> No.17533444

>>17533335
I'm sure there's a few algos out there that does that, but I'm talking about the big ones that banks and institutions use. They don't give a shit about what trends on Twitter because they get everything they need from like I said, "the wire".. which means they get the news before it reaches the public. This is also why you're told as a trader to never trade the news

>> No.17533445

>>17533372
when your investment horizon is long term, it's always a good time to buy.

>> No.17533446

>>17533412
So i should hire some programmers to make a leftist LQBTQ pixel art side scroller and get youtubers to shill it?

>> No.17533453

>>17533363
>beans once a week
>not varied enough
Are you being retarded on purpose? Also who said all cans had to be beans?

>> No.17533454

>>17533430
Absolutely based anon. Going all in with my money. Not sitting on the sidelines in comfort.

>> No.17533455

>>17533430
Based. We're already showing some support. I bought back in but we shall see how the week goes.

>> No.17533461

Can someone help my autism please

Currently in a "rest room" in a hospital. This is a lounge area for visitors but also a lunch room for nurses.

When I came in here it was just me, but now I'm surrounded by nurses eating lunch that obviously dont want me here. How do I leave without it looking like I'm leaving due to them

>> No.17533462

>>17533426
>no reason
Yeah, it's not like all European nations have been taking widespread extreme preventative measures to decrease transmission rates

>> No.17533466

I'd be very careful out there today guys, I'm planning on letting my calls bought at 3pm on Friday play the pump until about 10, and then I'll be going into some puts. Dead cat bounce boys, especially with every MM screaming to buy stonks.

>> No.17533476

>>17533362
Voila*****

It's pronounced vwah-lah

>> No.17533477

Will probably buy some more leveraged S&P this week

Where soxl shill at

>> No.17533480

bruh I actually bought during the dip- I'm going to make like $2k in the next 2 weeks. feels good (hopefully)

>> No.17533481

>>17533461
Start coughing a lot and just say excuse me as you head out the door

>> No.17533482

im legit scared of facing my wife and her son after all the money i lost these days

>> No.17533487

>>17533462
yeah, they haven't.

>> No.17533488

why money go down
why money not go up

>> No.17533490

>>17533476
Get out newfag.

>> No.17533491

>>17533461
Tell them you have corona and have to leave as you are working on your manners and don't want to get the nice ladies sick.

>> No.17533493

It feels so good to not just make money, but to make money off of stupid fucking faggots like the tripniggers in these threads

>> No.17533496

>>17533445
So much this

It's especially good when the stocks go on sale

>> No.17533497

Stop larping about the sniffles please

>> No.17533499
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>>17533430
>>17533438
>>17533445
Thanks lads, I'm gonna test the waters again.

>> No.17533504

>>17533488
Buy the dip

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>>17533482
just buy puts nigga

>> No.17533507

>>17533490
I've been here since '09

Eat my ass and jerk me off then kill yourself

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>>17533454
>>17533455

No better way to start the week than hearing this kind of rallying cry from my based bull brothers.

Excelsior!

>> No.17533512

>>17533504
I did but money went down

>> No.17533516

>>17533482
>her son

>> No.17533522

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE

No thread theme? Gimme dem songs whyte bois

>> No.17533526

I don't see how there is any way that help from the central banks can offset the hysteria that's coming from new US infections.

>> No.17533527

Futures have been so volatile the last few hours. God damn.

>> No.17533531

>>17533512
It will go back up again

>> No.17533535

>>17533507

Eating ass is a good thing now, grandpa.

>> No.17533539

>>17533531
yeah in like 5 years lmfao this mindset is to irrational. if you know for a fact it's going down then sell jesus this is not hard to understand.

>> No.17533545

>>17533267
You dont have baked chicken with mashed taters and baked beans once a week with family? Must be a sad life.

>> No.17533546

>>17533527
Buy every option you can get your hands on

Wait for it to be up 50% then sell

This volatility is going to be delicious for those who trade options

>> No.17533548
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>>17533522
BASED

>> No.17533549

>>17533372
Buy when people are burning down their houses in spite after getting foreclosed on

>> No.17533552

Newfag here, what's a "put".

From what I gather, you make money on a "put" when things go down

>> No.17533556

FRIENDLY REMINDER TODAY IS GOING TO BE BIBLICAL

>> No.17533557

>FTSE GREEN

oh no no no bears

>> No.17533559

>>17533535
Not after I shit in your mouth zoomer

>>17533539
>The market
>Know for a fact

Nigga WUT

>> No.17533566

>>17533552
read sticky

>> No.17533567

>>17533546
Yeah. I'm definitely going to get back in today. Been researching plays all weekend long. Buying Biotech puts.

>> No.17533570

>>17533224
Is this the big one?
Can I finally buy the dip? I have tens of thousands of greenbacks ready to go!!!!!

>> No.17533577

>>17533559
if you dont know it for a fact youre a retard. half of the global population is going to get infected.

>> No.17533582

>>17533552
Go to investipedia and search calls and puts

They're the basic options

If you don't know what options are, do not buy them. You'll just be giving your money away.

OR since it's impossible to time the market, maybe blindly trading options us a good strategy lmaoooooo

>> No.17533584

About an hour or so iirc before wall street opens and the dow jones gets moving again. Place your final bets now lads:

>it goes upwards at the start and people were actually right to buy the dip
>it goes down softly and it's still a race of chicken between /biz/ and wall street on who blinks first with the dip
>it just fucking goes straight line downward and we are flung into Bitcoin Crash 2: Sodium Straight from Utah edition

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https://strawpoll.com/dpgpfpw7/r
https://strawpoll.com/dpgpfpw7/r
https://strawpoll.com/dpgpfpw7/r

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>>17533566

Is that where the phrase "dont put all your eggs in one basket" came from?

>> No.17533600

>>17533380
>In other news, Bernstein sells everything to a bunch of goys just before the market crashed.

>> No.17533603

>>17533557
The market has changed it's mind fucking 3 times already today

>> No.17533605

>>17533522

https://youtu.be/jVvt7hP5a-0

WINNING!

>> No.17533606

>>17533567
Don't buy puts on any pharma

You never know whose going to save buffets life when he gets the sniffles

>>17533577
Top Zozzle ®
We just need a pharma to release a drug that reduces fatality in boomers and the market will bull run again

There are more infective diseases all around us and they were all scary at the start

>> No.17533610

BIOC lmao

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>>17533603
>the market

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>>17533552
>what's a "put".
why do retards pretend to have a genuine question they don't know, then type it in on a mongolion rug trading site?

Hey dumbass! GoOoOoOgLe it

>> No.17533614

futures falling again

>> No.17533620

>>17533606
>Top Zozzle ®
>We just need a pharma to release a drug that reduces fatality in boomers and the market will bull run again
>There are more infective diseases all around us and they were all scary at the start
so basically you're a retard

>> No.17533621

>>17533603
D E L I C I O U S

buy options, don't sell till they're up

Volatility incoming

>> No.17533628

>>17533591
>opens red, closes red
bar is green not red
>opens green, closes red,
bar is red not brown

are you trying to aggravate my tism?

>> No.17533636

>>17533584
I’m hoping for a JUST bit I still predict slight decline

>> No.17533641

>>17533620
So basically, your predictions have been correct less than 2 weeks total the last 2 years and now you think you're a market timing savant?

Fucking prove it

>> No.17533648

>>17533546
> Bought SQ, AMD, and WORK calls right at 3pm Friday
> ~15% Jump in one hour
> All have had good AH action, only SQ now down after sitting at 84 all weekend
Gonna be a nice open, taking my gains and going back in on moon shots with SPCE, and a few BA puts.

>> No.17533651

>>17533612
kek'd

>> No.17533653

>>17533614
https://mobile.twitter.com/dw_business/status/1234464649745223690

>> No.17533655

>>17533641
no, i was long until last week. get with the program it's a bear market now idiot.

>> No.17533658

>>17533577
>half of the global population is going to get infected
Assuming the absolute worst case scenario alongside no preventative measures, drug development or asymptomatic cases whatsoever. Even then it would take years for the disease to spread to such a large population

>> No.17533663

>>17533584
Free fall until December 2018 lows.

Big money wants out and there's no liquidity.

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I'm nervous bros
hold me

>> No.17533666

>>17533653
>quarantine 150 people because they came in *contact* with 1 person
its just the flu bros

>> No.17533670

My hotel reit ate a big fat dick this last week.

>> No.17533674

>>17533658
and how long do u think it will take until there is an economic impact?

>> No.17533680

>>17533224
Just bought 100k Corona

>> No.17533681

Who's trading options on DEGIRO?

>> No.17533686

lol jack welch just died

>> No.17533689

>>17533648
Atta boi

Keep your hands steady, lad

>>17533655
The problem with bear/bull market terminology is that neither is always correct

You should always been completely diversified across sectors long AND short ALL THE TIME

I'm always diversified and lost 2% since Corona broke

The market will always tend upward.

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"Subarashi, Lord Bogdanoff. Pump, dump and pump again. Playing both sides like a fiddle."

>> No.17533691

>>17533674
..........theres already economic impact lmfao. holy fuckin kek.

>> No.17533698

>>17533691
exactly that was a trick question for the bulltard

>> No.17533702

>>17533674
There will be literally next quarter, do you not realize how many companies including Aaple have already said this has already hurt them to the point that they will miss next quarter?

>> No.17533703

SNSS 1 dollarino premarket

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>>17533606
Biotechs are going to get destroyed after JNJ announces that they found the cure to this virus. There is no reason for why small cap players in this sector should be this retardedly high when they don't even dabble in viral drugs or exotic disease treatment.

>>17533648
I don't have the stamina to keep up with parlay short hold plays of this nature. At the present moment, I just want to kill myself.

>> No.17533706

>>17533663
>Big money wants out and there's no liquidity.
This is gonna cause hyperinflation because all that fake Fed money will exit the (((stock market))) and enter the real economy

>> No.17533708

>>17533664
its only money anon

>> No.17533712

>>17533666
If flu wasn't already systemic and widespread throughout all human civilisations then the same measures would be in place for an Influenza outbreak too.

Look at the extreme actions taken to prevent Foot and Mouth outbreaks that cause mouth ulcers in cattle

>> No.17533718

ummmmmmm why the fuck is it red when I wake up??????????

>> No.17533719

>>17533689
conventional wisdom does not apply when there is a pandemic afoot. stop relying so much on mnemonics and try to rub two brain cells together.

>> No.17533721

>>17533712
the flu is mild and causes a fever. this causes respiratory and other organ failure.

>> No.17533723

>>17533718
the solution is to never wake up. Duh.

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>>17533686
RIP

>> No.17533728

>>17533658
half population by the end of this year is what was predicted if goverments put quarentines and closed borders and check controls etc, they did nothing of that, Europe is basically spreading it. That was before they knew you can get the sickness again after recovery

>> No.17533746

>>17533719
>Trying to refute the law of averages

Where's your head at??

>> No.17533748

>multiple coronavirus cases confirmed in my town

I survived the black plague, I can survive this (I hope).

>> No.17533751
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>>17533658
Noooooooooo it's going to infect everyone pol said so

>> No.17533756

>>17533703
shhhh
SNSS is still sleeping

soon

>> No.17533761
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17533761

>>17533705
Well I'm this anon who if he held his short on BA he would have made 10+K. I still see so much room on the downside for them, and they deserve it.

>> No.17533762

>>17533748
hopefully you dont faggot

>> No.17533765

pump starting, get your lube ready

>> No.17533766

>>17533746
im not refuting it, im saying it does not apply when you look at arbitrarily small distances. obviously it applies in the long run, but you could also just have a brain and sell when you know there's a pandemic akin to the spanish flu in terms of scope and severity.

>> No.17533770

>>17533705
Saving this pic

Well curated/10

>> No.17533780

Morning fellas, how will the markets be doing today?

>> No.17533781

Should I just buy some Corona stocks like ibio and codx at open for easy profits ?

>> No.17533782

>>17533766
>Akin to Spanish flu
>Market has already dropped more
>Thinking we aren't at the bottom

Call 1-800-COME-ON now

>> No.17533784

>>17533552
Just trade it, you will understand it eventually with practice.

>> No.17533796

>>17533782
whatever dude, it's your money that's being lost.

>> No.17533798
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17533798

Bulls absolutely destroyed. Positively buttblasted.
You will be missed, my friends.

>> No.17533799

>>17533721
Only in the most extreme cases and even then, only in the elderly or immunocompromised. Flu also causes organ failure and permanent neurological impairment in extreme cases too. Flu pandemics occur every 30 years or so and a particularly severe strain could kill tens of millions of people

>> No.17533800
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>>17533780
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17533801

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxhk5Fi7G_s

stock market theme

>> No.17533802
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17533802

>>17533610
Pretty damn sweet, bought that shit back in early december

>> No.17533806

>>17533780
No idea.
Literally no clue

>> No.17533807
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17533807

Here comes the poomp

>> No.17533810

>>17533461
Ask if anyone smells popcorn and then fart quietly. Walk out casually.

>> No.17533813

>>17533326
They take so fucking long, i WANT MY MONEY NOW

>> No.17533814

>>17533746
>the law of averages
the law of averages is a gambler's fallacy and isn't a real thing you statistically illiterate pleb

>> No.17533816

What should we trade in anticipation of rates going to 0?

>> No.17533823
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17533823

Rise, Nvidia...RISE!

>> No.17533829

>>17533482
You should be worried about her boyfriend as well

>> No.17533831

>>17533801
bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA
bulls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZf3Byq8oLA&list=PLX8zONzIBbR7eZLjjIiztZq7kDL0EDTsB&index=11&t=0s

>> No.17533833
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>>17533816
Krugerands

>> No.17533837

>>17533780
Volatile

Buy options

DO NOT SELL LOW

>> No.17533841

>>17533798
Lol

>> No.17533842

>>17533816
Theory would say buy gold and short the currency. Reality says "Uhh..."

>> No.17533845
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17533845

>when the green candlesticks hit

>> No.17533846

Is the SPY gonna pump on opening chaps?

>> No.17533849
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>>17533799
the US has 46,500 icu beds. they need at minimum 200k. what do you think is about to happen? what do you think will happen if theres vaccine next fall and this comes back for another 3-4 months? yeah im thinking its going to be fucking BIBLICAL.

>> No.17533851

>>17533796
Kek says you

Good luck this week tho friendo

The incoming volatility is a good time to buy options

>> No.17533859

europoor here not knowing what to do

>> No.17533861
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17533861

>> No.17533862

>>17533849
if theres no vaccine***

>> No.17533864

>>17533846
no chance. will do exactly like the euro markets - pre open pump and then immediate dump

>> No.17533865

>>17533267
>50 cans of beans
Baked beans, chili, bean soup, tacos, nachos, burritos, bean dip...
If you use 2 cans a week then you'll burn through them in 25 weeks.

>> No.17533866

NSRGY and VZ back again. Man it's nice.

>> No.17533871

dead cat bounce, trade halted by lunch

screencap this

>> No.17533872

>>17533814
>Market averages well positive return

>AVERAGES ARENT REAL

I suppose if you're a "daytrader" and hate yourself you'll change your positions but you can't make money that way

>> No.17533874

this is a bull trap isn't it
there will be green all morning, but around 2:00 p.m. everyone that bought back in will have their cheeks spread

>> No.17533877

>>17533849
>he thinks Americans can afford ICU stays in the first place

>> No.17533882

>>17533658
>Even then it would take years for the disease to spread to such a large population
Why would it take so long? What is the reasoning there?
55% of the worlds population do live in urban environments now.

>> No.17533888

>>17533851
this except the opposite

>> No.17533890
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>>17533874
you know damn well once they stop pumping funny money we're going straight to hell

>> No.17533891

>>17533224
How much should I sell my Tesla stock for? Bought it at 628

>> No.17533898

>>17533877
>He doesn't understand how bankruptcy laws work

Hospitals are really the only ones guaranteed to lose money during a new disease

Imagine the money universal healthcare countries are going to lose holy shit

>> No.17533900

>>17533872
you're confusing the law of averages with the law of large numbers. The law of average states that if you flip a coin 50 times and get 50 heads in a row then you are more likely to get a tails on the 51st flip

>> No.17533903
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>>17533871
2,000 point blow to the DJI
SPX down to 2,500

Get!

>> No.17533905
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17533905

Under half an hour lads. Get ready for an initial BULL RUN in the USA

WHO COMFY?

>> No.17533907

also what the fuck happens when doctors/nurses no longer want to expose themselves to conditions where they can catch this shit and infect their family? its going to be fucking biblical.

>> No.17533913

>>17533898
My point is a lot of people will just die at home. Most Americans can't afford to even see a doctor let alone enter a hospital.

>> No.17533914
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17533914

You see /smg/... stock's are my domain.
You're in my yard.
You're gains will...

REST. IN. PEACE.

>> No.17533916

>>17533898
Can I short Canada??

>>17533888

Your ambiguity disqualifies the trips

>> No.17533918

>>17533891
Sell right now

>> No.17533920

>>17533907
idk, what happened in 2009 where 1.5 billion people were infected with H1N1?
Ever heard of a hazmat suit? This isn't the Crimean war

>> No.17533922

people expecting green when it opens - why?

>> No.17533924

>>17533914
>You're gains
I mean I wish I was.

>> No.17533925

>>17533907
Let your dog trade for you

>> No.17533926
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>>17533810

>> No.17533928
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17533928

>bear status: vindicated
>bull status: btfo

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>>17533907
National Guard and Marines force them to work at gun point citing some bullshit hypocratic oath they swore to without giving much thought as to what they were swearing an oath to.

>> No.17533937

Keeping all my money in LRN = a good idea? Rate cut or not, parents will still need a place to school their kid, and there is a looming threat over whether many schools will be shut down in the states.

>> No.17533938

>>17533922
its already green and still slowly rising, also because it will prob be a pump and dump in the morning and a drop at 3:00pm

>> No.17533940

>>17533924
Fuck

>> No.17533944

>>17533922
Bag dumping time!

>> No.17533946

>>17533891
>Tesla stock for? Bought it at 628
Keep that shit. Rich Chinese people will not sit in a car without bioweapon defense mode.

>> No.17533949

>>17533922
Short covering (people with shorts buying up stock now so that they can get out of the short, thereby taking a loss but not an infinite loss)

>> No.17533953
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17533953

>imagine not being able to make EASY MONEY because you're not willing to learn basic options concepts

>> No.17533954

>my stonks are pumping

So glad i didnt kms last week

>> No.17533967
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stockfags are pathetic

>> No.17533968

>>17533953
Everytime I make VIX plays I lose. I just want to die to be honest.

>> No.17533970
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FUCKING CHINKS
STOP PUMPING THE SHANGHAI EXCHANGE YOU FUCKING CHEATERS

>> No.17533973

>>17533967
holy shit /smg/ BTFO!

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>>17533920
>IMPLYING THE US HAS ENOUGH HAZMAT SUITS FOR ALL ITS HEALTHCARE WORKERS
MY FUCKING SIDES LMFAO.

>> No.17533980

today is the day gold recovers

>> No.17533982
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17533982

>Alphabet's latest project wants to individually track fish to help feed humanity
you did invest in fish, right anon?

>> No.17533987

>>17533900
That absolutely not true, there is still a 50% chance you will get heads and a 50% chance you will get tails. This is bait, right? This is high school statistics and I'm an American...

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>>17533967
>NOOOOOO WHY AREN'T MY CRYPTORINOS PUMPING IN THE FACE OF THIS BLACKSWANARINO EVENTERINO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I hope you lose all of your money faggot.

>> No.17533992

>>17533938
Its killing government officials and its not dumping

Would have to be some bretty bad news at this point

>> No.17533995

>>17533982
How do they plan on selling ads to fish?

>> No.17534001

>>17533968
its a fickle thing, i'll give you a tip tho - just try to trade the iv, don't try to predict the direction.
learn to read the vol skew: for example sell front month high iv and buy back month low iv

>> No.17534002

>>17533953
>he doesn't think he has upside risk

Iron condors > jade lizards my dude

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>>17533831
The stock market is be greener
Once the shit is over
But until then stock up on Filters and Sanitizers
Under the red bar you can the Boomers scream
Raging and trying to escape the bear grim reaper

Under the red bar you can the Boomers scream
Raging and trying to escape the bear grim reaper

>> No.17534006

>>17533987
yes, that's the point I'm making. The other poster says that the law of averages is real. I used the coin toss analogy to prove that that isn't the case

>> No.17534010
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>>17533995
>>17533982
Kek

>> No.17534012

>>17533871

Capped.

If you're wrong you're being exiled to reddit, nigger.

>> No.17534014

>>17533995
Obviously they'll put the ads in schools

>> No.17534015
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There will be blood.

>> No.17534022

>>17534001
This is sensible advice. Thanks lad.

>> No.17534028

>>17534015
based roll

>> No.17534029

>>17534006
"more likely to get tails" is gambler's fallacy, unless you're playing DOTA 2

>> No.17534038

LOOKING GREEN BOYS

>> No.17534039

>>17534029
yes, that's literally what i said

>> No.17534041

>>17533982
>>17533995
Alphabet is truly the one hit wonder of companies. Google search and maybe chrome is literally their only successful product.

>> No.17534043

>>17533900
I know what you're trying to say but that isn't how probability works

There are multiple very complicated by equations to try to predict outcomes at scale but every independent event with same possible outcomes has the same chance

If there were 50 heads in a row, the 51st throw still has a 50/50 chance to be tails

What you're talking about might be true for betting odds, but the 51st flip still has 50% chance to be heads or tails

So when we look at the stock market, there is a 33/33/33 chance a stock could go up or down or stay the same based on actual analytical valuations

There has been a continuous stream of money into the market since it's inception driving up prices beyond evaluations. Just look at old textbooks. The older older the book, the lower the recommended p/e ratio is for buying.

Since USA social security is due to run out, everyone will continue to pump the market through 401(k) and similar because of tax breaks

This bubble will continue into inflate until there is some other market to save money with. Crypto is obv a candidate but only NEETs buy it due to lack of intrinsic value

>But muh market drop
Not in every sector and it always comes back except in antiquated industry

>> No.17534048

If the dax finishes positive I'll kek

>> No.17534052

>>17534006
I getcha
>>17534029
ye thats what he is saying, he just said it kinda weirdly

>> No.17534061

>>17534041
Android?

>> No.17534066

>>17534038
>green open
Yeah we had that a few days last week too kek

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>> No.17534069

>>17534043
you are delusional man. try talking to some business owners and see how much they are putting into their business and receiving in revenue. this virus is raping everything and i suggest you get out before Q1 earnings hits.

>> No.17534073

>>17533995

It's a completely untapped market.

Just like with Metal music.

https://youtu.be/INnygZnJ80A

>> No.17534076

how is the almount of needed margin calculated when options trading?

>> No.17534079

>>17533982
I swear they actively look for how to lose money

>> No.17534084

>>17534014

Kek, have a ( You ).

>> No.17534087

>>17533224
Common, crash you nigger

>> No.17534089

>>17533982
Those people are complete retards

>> No.17534091

>>17534061
Debatable. People buy it because its cheaper than apple not that its better than apple. I suppose in that sense its a successful competitor.

>> No.17534093

>>17534002
Straddle > strangle > iron condor > jade lizard

>> No.17534096

>>17534069
You're right but the market seems to be too stupid to account for that. The effects are priced in presumably until May. Can still make some money but be wary of options and earnings reports with regards to timeline and exposure to China.

>> No.17534098

>>17534041
imagine being this retarded

>> No.17534099

>>17534041
you forgot android

>> No.17534100

>>17534041
Ad Sense? Government contracts?

>> No.17534101

Niggas that are OFFICIALLY back: Bullchads

"People" that are not back: B*artards

>> No.17534105

>>17533748
I had a pretty fun time during the Black Plague.

>> No.17534106

>>17533288
>implying that having canned food makes your life worse

>> No.17534110

>>17534069
The problem with your reasoning is that you're talking in too broad of strokes

Pharma and domestically (US) operating companies had a green week last week

>> No.17534111

>>17534093
why would you put straddles as better than strangles? cause it's ATM and higher premium?

>> No.17534112

>>17534093
>straddle
>buying atm/itm
nope

>> No.17534118

>>17534091
It isn't better or worse than Apple. They are the exact same OS, one is just on overpriced hardware

>> No.17534122

>>17533317
Best meme I have seen this week

>> No.17534125

>>17534041
Silicon Valley is a literal meme. I worked as a programmer for 3 years in and around the Bay Area after I dropped out of college. The publicly traded titans that you know of today were miracles that shouldn't exist. All of the newer money burning growth strategy companies with no profitably anywhere in the horizon won't exist in the next 5-10 years. The entire Gen-X Randian vision of tomorrow isn't profitable long term, Alphabet being a prime example of this. Silicon Valley and tech as a whole is in a bubble and people are starting to see it. Investors have wised up .

>> No.17534127

>>17534098
Sad but true

Buying google bought all the data they've mined since inception and Android and all that crazy ad shit they've developed

Imagine what they charge for research

>> No.17534128

>ftse up
>aex up

Explain yourself bears

>> No.17534129
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17534129

We pumpin

Fuck weedbrah, fuck bears, and fuck the jannies

>> No.17534130

>>17534093
>gay options strategies

Just buy calls at the bottom and puts at the top

>> No.17534134

How the fuck is CURE down while the S&P is up?
Who's dragging it down?

>> No.17534136

>>17534061
iOS is better but Apple phones are stupid expensive. BlackBerry OS was better but it lost out to the network effect. PalmOS was better but it died because HP was run by a criminally idiotic woman. Maybe Android is better than the old Windows phone OS, but I don't know.

>> No.17534137

>>17533799
Tens of millions of old people with a foot in the grave anyway.

>> No.17534139

FOX NEWS JUST REPORTED APPLE IS BACK TO FULL PRODUCTION

LOL

>> No.17534140
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17534140

GO NIVIDA, GO!

Daddy needs a large pizza from Domino's with double cheese, double sauce and pepperoni!

>> No.17534143

>>17534110
it's not a problem at all of you are short indices

>> No.17534145

>>17533317
Based Trumperino

>> No.17534149

>>17534130
I tend to straddle when I think its the top or the bottom, because ill be wrong and get crabbed so it works well the strategies are to protect myself from my own psychological bias

>> No.17534151
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Bear bros how low can we push it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

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>>17534139
>Fox news reported

>> No.17534159

>>17534128
The UK is mainly tertiary industry and service based meaning less reliance on Chinese production. we will be affected soon enough.

>> No.17534161

>>17534043
>this much effortposting to justify being a permabull
Bro, price go up and price go down. Make money when go down by short. Make money when go up by long. Just play the trend. No need to write a novel about it.

>> No.17534167

>>17534137
Just like coronavirus then

>> No.17534168

Short hotel stocks, it seems the focus is on airlines now but the hotels will suffer too. Chinese became the biggest tourist population during the last years.

>> No.17534169

>>17533482
>her son

Yikes

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>>17534112
The factualness of this post omg unf

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>tfw bought the dip

>> No.17534180

>>17533482
>her son

>> No.17534190

>>17534098
>>17534099
>>17534100
>google glass
>google+
>boston dynamics
>igoogle
>google videos
>google nexus
>calico
>meme ai garbage
Imagine having governement contracts and billions from ad revenue and being incapable of making different revenue streams. If the government banned ads and tracking on web browsers alphabet would be bankrupt. Alphabet is a meme.

>> No.17534191

>>17533900
Not true. It resets back to 50/50 with each flip

>> No.17534194

>>17534158
>0:18
>Man profusely sweating
Based. These guys are risking their lives and public execution to force imams to close the mosque. Who the fuck even said to lick this shit in the first place? its absolutely retarded.

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>>17534175
>he thinks he's safe
I wouldn't be so confident

>> No.17534201

>>17534169
>>17534180
How new are you?

>> No.17534203

>>17534161
I know what you're saying to be true but bulls are right 10% more than bears.

Always diversify, watch your sectors

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17534210

Rally of the century inbound. I wish I could have a beer with all my bullbros. Congrats lads, we made it.

>> No.17534212

>>17534139
I call bogus on that. Either Fox is lying or AAPL wanted to keep some cash in for themselves.

>> No.17534216

Please bobos run that massive red dildo into my ass good god

>> No.17534218

>>17533907
They get drafted into military service and work twice as hard for half the pay

>> No.17534220

>>17534216
kinky

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>>17534203
>The market spends more time going up than going down so you should ignore trends and never short ever.

>> No.17534227
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17534227

1 minute to go.

Hold onto your butts lads, we're going to the moon

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17534228

Reminder to buy TMDX before the pump

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17534229

>>17534139
everyone already has corona, no need to miss work. They either die by corona or die on the street.

>> No.17534233

>>17534228
hoping for the best TMDXbro

>> No.17534236

May the bodies hit the floor

>> No.17534237

>>17534190
Nerds are not very good at making money. They're always attracted to whispy airy out of reach ideas like bugs are to a light bulb. They're going to lose their search monopoly in the next 10 years. This is a conservative estimate.

>>17534191
Clear and concise and not a pedantic autist.You're going to make it, fren.

>> No.17534238
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17534238

here we go boys

>> No.17534240

>snss actually up

umm

>> No.17534243

>>17533686
>>17533724
This man deserves more than just a RIP. Shame on you, smg.

F.

>> No.17534245

200 POINT PUMP RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE

>> No.17534246

BLESSED ARE YOU O LORD
TEACH ME YOUR STATUTES

>> No.17534247

soxl opening green

>> No.17534249

>>17534212
Apple may be at full production, given fox con is in a different area than the epidemic. However they rely on a fuck load of suppliers that are not at full production.

>> No.17534250

>>17534228
>TMDX
why?

>> No.17534253

OH NO BEAR CHADS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17534255

BEARS BTFO

>> No.17534256
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17534256

Im about to make $45,000USD of GASL calls if green day

il be bankrupt otherwise. Lets pray its a green day bros

>> No.17534257

Bulltrap

>> No.17534265

>>17534237
>They're going to lose their search monopoly in the next 10 years. This is a conservative estimate.
Only takes a decent browser that works. I know the crypto guys push brave but i didnt think it was very good yet. I could almost see Facebook making a browser someday.

>> No.17534266

SELL SELL SELL AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17534267

>>17534257
did you even read the trump press conf he put mike pence in charge of america cornovirus

>> No.17534270

>Green
FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKK

>> No.17534271

>>17534250
dude just trust me bro

>> No.17534273

my gme calls
alraedy 1000%

>> No.17534274

>>17534129
>weedbrah
Threadly reminder that he is a fucking retard.

>> No.17534275
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17534275

WHOS FUCKING PUMPING

>> No.17534279

>>17534273
Give me one legitimate reason it will go up.

>> No.17534280
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17534280

>dem sell blocks dropping the ndx

>> No.17534282

Giving this shit until lunch, no rush

>> No.17534284

>>17534256
based

>> No.17534285

She’s comin down! Sell!!!

>> No.17534286

IT'S THE PUMP BEFORE THE DUMP RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17534289

>>17534279
dont care already dumped

>> No.17534293
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>> No.17534295

>>17534267
stop it

>> No.17534298

>SOXL down to 0.54%

It's over bulls

>> No.17534301

>>17533864
don't say i didn't warn you

>> No.17534302

Lel rallies over bull cucks

>> No.17534303
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17534303

DROP
IT

>> No.17534304

is fucking robinhood sluggish for anyone else?

>> No.17534307

LMAO WHERE YOU AT BULLS

>> No.17534308
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17534308

>>17533686
So Suzy is back on the market?!!

>> No.17534311

>>17534275

>> No.17534313

>>17534304
taking a big shit on itself (as am I)

>> No.17534314

Bulls shot their load already? Too bad

>> No.17534315

Looks like its artificially being held up. Once that source of stability erodes its gonna dip hard.

>> No.17534319

Pull it

>> No.17534321
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17534321

New thread when?

>> No.17534322

>>17534304
EVERY FUCKING DAY ITS RETARDED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17534324

The virus isn't that bad. I normally live and work in China and have lots of contacts there.

Things in China are going back to normal. This was truly a nothingburger.

>> No.17534327

>>17534240
You really, REALLY should not be surprised by that. 2 catalysts this week, 3 this month, one of which will contain the 400mg data that only needed to achieve 10% more tumor reduction than PRELIMINARY 300mg data to meet FDA standard for efficacy and phase 2.

>> No.17534328

>>17534190
>government
>american government no less
>doing something PRO consumer
Literally in what timeline?

>> No.17534329

>>17534304
Where have you been the past week?

>> No.17534331

TIMBER

>> No.17534333
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17534333

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17534334
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17534334

If you're this early into trading, is this where you say you might have fucked up and just move on?

>> No.17534335

>can't see graph
>can't purchase anything
>realtime tickers not moving

thanks robinhood

>> No.17534336

>>17534304
I tried to cancel a call but Robinhood is fucking up. Now I'm pretty sure I got that option but it still says pending

>> No.17534337

fuck this as soon as the site comes online I'm going back to ameritrade

>> No.17534339

yes baby, fuck me with that red dildo

>> No.17534341

Come on keep pumping
I want my cheapie puts

>> No.17534342

holy shit LEL

>> No.17534343

oh shit TIMBER!!

>> No.17534346

SQQQ positive in less five minutes or less

>> No.17534347
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17534347

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>> No.17534349

Anyone still holding APT puts?

>> No.17534351

>>17534304
This my shit is completely gray

>> No.17534352
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17534352

>>17534304
Yep, this shit is garbage

>> No.17534354

Why is it dumping!!!!!!!!!!! I'm already down 50% from the stocks I invested

>> No.17534355

>>17534324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw
>nothing burger
ok zhang

>> No.17534357

they bought?

domp eet

>> No.17534362

>>17534289

Ditto.

My single share of Nvidia opened high but started dipping so I abandoned ship.

Made $14.00, I'm going to make it bros!

>> No.17534365

>>17534304
Yeah
not even loading for me

>> No.17534366

BEAR TRAP
BUY THE DIP

>> No.17534367

Chinese shutdown and the threat of a little flu can't keep us down forever! Last chance to buy the dip bros its going UP UP UP today!

>> No.17534368

>>17534339
HOT

>> No.17534370

>robinhood broke

why do i keep using this shitty app

>> No.17534372

>>17534304
oh thank fucking god, i was worried they were banning me for so many modified orders when everything went "your command could not be processed"

>> No.17534374

>>17534304
The first and last 30 minutes of the trading period Robinjew is always useless

If youre a day trader I wouldnt use it

>> No.17534375

>>17534355
Yes, I've seen that video. People are going back to work now.

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17534378

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17534381

>>17534167
Yes, corona virus mortality hits higher numbers after the age of fifty. I know it sounds mean but these folks are not the ones buying plastic shit from China. Their absence won’t effect the market much.

>> No.17534384

robinhood is literally fucking me

>> No.17534385

>>17534308

A little old but I'd still inspect her pussy and asshole with a speculum.

>> No.17534386

>>17534321
Masks are generally ineffective unless you’re living in a city or taking public transportation.

>> No.17534388

Someone de risked GME. VZ SACH and NSRGY heading up.

>> No.17534389
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17534389

bought puts at open

sorry bulls, thanks for the cheapies

>> No.17534391
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17534391

Chinese shutdown and the threat of a little flu spreading around can't keep us down forever. It's your last chance to buy the dip bros it's going UP UP UP today!

>> No.17534392

>>17534347
>>17534378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV6q0YcJaaE

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>>17534381
You are stupid

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>> No.17534405
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17534405

>>17534389
>wanted to buy puts at open
>robinhood shits the bed
I'M SO FUCKING MAD

>> No.17534407

>>17534237
Cheers!

>> No.17534409

>>17534367
BASED BASED ABASES

>> No.17534410

class action lawsuit against robinhood when?

>> No.17534411

>>17534349
Yup 40 contracts

>> No.17534412

Robinhood is down for anyone else?

>> No.17534415

Fuck you robinhood. Fucking cunts.

Foul play if I've ever seen it.

>> No.17534419

>>17534404
Hahahhahaha

>> No.17534420
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17534420

You can't escape me!

>> No.17534423

>>17534410
FUCKING NOW

REEEEEEE

>> No.17534424

this is so fun to watch you robincucks getting rekt

>> No.17534426

GASL gambler here

please turn on your gas stoves and heaters, buy GASL so i can sell my calls at a profit please god PLEASE

>> No.17534427

>>17534265
I agree. I see a browser or a formidable search function to come out sometime soon. I knew a guy who worked at FB and told me that they were constantly trying to kill Google via a thousand cuts. Like, Zuck literally told them that Google were actively in their cross-hairs and that every new product and tool that was released was to boost FB and destroy Google simultaneously.

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17534428

ROBINHOOD NO I NEED TO GET OUT BEFORE THE DUMP AAAAAAAAA

>> No.17534432
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17534432

>bogs disable robinhood to trap fearful consumer investors

>> No.17534435

new thread?

>> No.17534437

IM LOSING MONEY WHILE ROBINHOOD LAUGHS AT ME. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17534438

robin hood seems like a good broker app to me.

>> No.17534439

>>17534432
kek

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17534440

>+150%
>cant sell cause app broke

>> No.17534441
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17534441

NO NO NO NO NO ROBINHOOD NOOOOOOOO

>> No.17534442
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17534442

>being a blessed texan
>being a blessed non-robinhood user

>> No.17534443

>thinking this is a new thing for Robinhood

Its literally every day do you guys even trade

>> No.17534445
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17534445

>RH broke
>not approved for options trading on schwab yet

>> No.17534452

F for the robinhood users

>> No.17534455

ROBINHOOD REDDITORS GETTIN' BTFO

>> No.17534459

Wonder what Kurt Eichenwald is doing right now.

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17534461

>>17534392
DON'T SINK, TOO LOW, FLAPS FLAPS AHHHHHHHHHHH

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17534464

>>17534432
>and then fearful consumer investors dump everything the second it comes back online

>> No.17534466
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17534466

>he uses RH

>> No.17534469

Holy fuck this is a shitshow. I may just sideline today. Maybe go long strangle on Vix at close

>> No.17534472

MAKE A NEW THREAD

>> No.17534475

>>17534334
Accept the lost and move on. Don't quit. My Robin Meme account is currently down 98%. Kek. You'll have learned so many valuable lessons after we come out from this correction.

>> No.17534476

Alright well sorry robinkikes but there's no reason for me to put up with this shit anymore now that you're not the only commission free broker on the block
As soon as the site comes back up I'm withdrawing everything

>> No.17534477

>>17534459
watching tentacle hentai with his family obviously

>> No.17534482

>>17534479
>>17534479
>>17534479

>> No.17534483

>tfw sitting here thinking what i should buy
im just gonna pick up spy puts

>> No.17534485

>THAT GIANT DROP

HOLY SHIT BOIS

>> No.17534486

>>17534459
Fapping to mating press hentai

>> No.17534490
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17534490

OH NO I'M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17534517
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17534517

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

>> No.17534520

>>17534509

>> No.17534532

>>17534385
I'd take her and her $750,000,000 over any teen in the world.

>> No.17534563
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17534563

Green so far.

>> No.17534589
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17534589

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY MONDAY WHAT THE FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I MISSED THE DIP AND THE AFTERMARKET GLOWNIGGERS BLEW THE PRICES UP OUT OF MY STOP LIMIT! IT WAS LITERALLY FREE REAL ESTATE AND THE FUD FLU FAGGOT NIGGERS IN CHINA JUST NEEDED TO MAKE NORMIES A LITTLE MORE FRIGHTENED WHY DIDN'T THEY DIE OFF FASTER!

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17534611

>>17534490
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ALL HIS MONEY!

>> No.17534620

Literally why are you using Robinhood? Interactive Brokers I can understand, they charge a lower interest rate for margin accounts
But Robinhood?

>> No.17534649

>>17534475
Kek, can do. It's rough looking at that red dick after doing pretty decent to start out with. Most of that stuff is long holds honestly, only meme I have in there right now is ONTX

>> No.17534696

>>17534563
What's that

>> No.17534708

>>17534405
>Robintards lmao

>> No.17534744
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17534744

someone make multiple short sells on DIA you could make literally tens of dollars.

>> No.17534746

>>17534563

Not to be 'that' pleb but what program/site is that? Pl0x?

>> No.17534787
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17534787

>>17534696
>>17534746
it's a website:
https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>> No.17534936

bear tards btfo golden bull is eternal

>> No.17534989

Trump will make it illegal to sell and then he'll brag about the prices

>> No.17535034
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17535034

>>17533728
>you can get the sickness again after recovery
w-what? I'm scared, bros...

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17535100

>>17535034
>>17533728
ayo holup are you telling me people who get sick can get sick again!? that's ridiculous! next your gonna tell me a stock can go down in value, recover . . . and then DOWN IN VALUE AGAIN! WHAT THE FUCK BULLSHIT IS CHINA TRYING TO PULL!

>> No.17535105

Looks like that gold sale really kept things afloat over the weekend. How long will it last?

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>>17534197
bobo please short please I'm begging you I have another 50K I'm waiting to take on a shopping spree and collect a decade of comfy divs off of.

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17535659

>>17534787
seems to be taking a downwards turn

>>
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