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Jim,
I spoke with my broker on Friday and he advised me to sell all of my mutual funds before the market crashes. I remember you told me you were dabbling in the market on your own. I wanted to give you a heads up.

Best Regards,
Bob.

Sent from my IPhone

>> No.17533011

>>17532920
Bob,
Thanks for the heads up. I will be calling my broker this morning and will market sell everything.
Thanks,

Jim

>> No.17533039

>>17533011
John here
Where is bob?
What the fuck this nigger is doing with his wallet?

>> No.17533072

>>17533039
>>17532920
>>17533011
Bob, Jim, John,

How did you get in my contact information? Why I am receiving your texts? Did my autistic son subscribe to another newsletter? Please removing from your contact book ASAP.

Regards,
Chris

>> No.17533124

>>17533072
>>17533039
>>17533011
>>17532920

Bob, Jim, Chris, John,

Why am I recieving your private messages on my newly bought iPhone X? Also when is Melody coming over for dinner again Bob? I'd like to talk to her about the dog food she told me to purchase for Timmy.

Best regards,
Edward

Sent from my iPhone 4s

>> No.17533553

>>17532920
>>17533011
>>17533039
>>17533072
>>17533124
Tony? Is this you? What is this all about? Remember Tony, you are supposed to get my medicine today.

Jane

>> No.17533678

Dear Jim,

I hope all is well. I sent an email last night in regards to the stock market this morning and which direction it would be headed.

I did not receive an immediate reply. I'm rather disappointed and will voice my frustrations today. Please reply ASAP. If this is the type of organization you are running, I am finding it hard to trust your opinion and company.

Sincerely,
Fred.

>> No.17533687

PLEASE STOP REPLYING ALL.

Warm regards,
Janet

>> No.17533809

>>17533011
cc. >>17532920 >>17533124 >>17533678
Dear Jim
Hope you and your family are going well. My son just showed me how this "e-mail" thingy works and I must say it is rather handy.
Just wanted to let you know that my boss Mr Jewberg advised me yesterday to buy some stocks once they make a cure for this dreaded virus, God forbid it makes its merry way to my city!!
Warm regards
Colin

Sent from Mail for Windows 10

>> No.17533908

Dear Bob,

Just read an article saying the NYSE is going to shut down due to Coronavirus. Please come over for some man time.

Best regards,
Jim

>> No.17533961

Nigger

>> No.17534024

Who cc’d me on this bullshit

>> No.17535609

Bob,

I just called my broker and sold everything at a 5% below market rate, he said it would be best that way so I make sure people will buy it. Looks like i've finally got some extra cash for that riding mower i've been eyeing! Why don't you and the kids come over tonight Tammy is making her casserole.

Best Regards,
Jimbo

Sent with Outlook for iOS

>> No.17535676

>>17535609
Tammy, when is Jimbo getting back from work? Do we have time to squeeze in some “casserole”?

Sensually yours,
Chad

Sent from my Huawei

>> No.17535693

>>17533961
Tony? Tony is that you? I told you not to say that word anymore.

Jane

Sent from my Cricket Wireless Phone

>> No.17535745

>>17535676
>Huawei
Immersion broke

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>>17535745
Sorry, can chinks not be chads? Selious question>>17535745

>> No.17536418

>>17535676

Hey Chad,

I think you got the wrong email this is Jimbo. Tammy won't be making her casserole until later tonight.

Best Regards,
Jimbo

Sent with Outlook for iOS

>> No.17536580

>>17532920

kek

>> No.17536668

Best thread in a fucking while.