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>>17528362

>> No.17530125
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YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE

>> No.17530136
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how would one profit during hyperinflation?

>> No.17530138

>>17530125
i'm willing to die for only a few things.... i have to make sure those I care about the most pass before me. I want to die, and I will die, but not before everybody I care enough about goes first.

Thanks OP. You're awesome don't forget the baker. Left the hentai link in.

>> No.17530146
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Go bears!

>> No.17530153

I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

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>>17530138
Based last-to-die anon.
I too will watch everyone I know die in front of me like dirt.

>> No.17530162

>>17530138
Livejournal.com you drunk

>> No.17530174

damn... i type ki--- i'm reaching to type kiwi lol, and here you go... I love this artist and his wife. I can't imagine happiness, but wholesome songs and truth... truth that literally breaks down through the years...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2en4ofkt1eo

>> No.17530178
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>>17530136
buy machineguns

>> No.17530181
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>>17530136
How long have you been paying attention to finance and economics?

This should tell you everything you need to know. But hyperimflation of the dollar is extremely unlikely. Don’t get hurt out there.

>> No.17530186

>>17530178
don't need em.
just pick up an echo trigger for my ar

>> No.17530203

>>17530178
knowing how to make your own ammunition is more important... having a press and black powder is worth more than the gun... fuck you're literally looking at tons of nice guns... i like a shotgun a slug or bird shot... it will stop any intruder.

>> No.17530210

>>17530186
unless the NFA gets repealed they are a pretty good store of value

>> No.17530218

>>17530203
>>17530178
>>17530186
Normies loose their fucking mind every time. kek

>> No.17530219

>>17530136
>profit from hyperinflation
wait until 2100
fucking gold cucks have gray hair

>> No.17530223

>dump on open
>pump in the afternoon
Stay safe.

>> No.17530241

>>17530162
call me drunk, but you might actually want me in your fox hole when shit hits the fan.. i have more understandings of everything... jack of all trades master of only one gook gf who stole my heart some how.

>> No.17530243
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17530243

We pumping until Wednesday or crashing today?

If dubs: crashin.

>> No.17530262

>>17530218
have you ever shot a moving target? have you ever been robbed mugged or raped? meh laugh and say kek... worst thing is... i have more guns than i need... but not as many as I want.

>> No.17530278

So sanitation is the move right?

>> No.17530287
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Where's $PLUG going this week?

>> No.17530319
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This is just the dead cat bounce. Don't fall for it. The supply chain issues caused by the market disruption and the cascading effects have not been priced in and cannot be fixed with stimulus.

>> No.17530325

>>17530262
Own 3 guns. 12gauge, aug, 10mm glock. How many do you need? I dont understand the need unless you're a collector.

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>>17530117
Everything is green. I told you guys this was a big nothingburger. Should have loaded up on cheapies on Friday!

>> No.17530336

>>17530287
Take a look at the charts anon, it should be obvious. IV obv implies we will see big price movements, though it's difficult to say wether it'll be up or down. Small chance of swingtrade

>> No.17530346

>>17530287
>Is the the jar
>kool-aid or
>man the liquid
?!

>> No.17530350

>>17530243
My gut says pumping, at least for today. Not sure how long it's going to last. US outbreaks are priced in, not that many people have died yet (at least not in US), Asia is on the rebound and we're overdue for a rebound too, after a 13% drop. Why did you pick wednesday?

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activate liquidity

>> No.17530360

>>17530325
lots of different rifles... i like to climb trees and nail shit into branches and set up sniper posts and watch for game like bear and deer.

>> No.17530363

>>17530278
Huh?
You mean like WM?
CLX?

>> No.17530383

>>17530350
Super Tuesday is when the communist will be nominated as the democratic candidate

>> No.17530388

>>17530350
>Why did you pick wednesday?

Narrative is that the Fed will cut rates then, Goldman Sachs also put out an advisory that this will happen.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/us-stock-futures-sink-suggesting-the-worst-isnt-over-for-wall-street-2020-03-01?mod=home-page
If we get enough bad news and people start freaking out though...

>> No.17530398

>>17530363
More of sanitation manufacturing ramping up for some small-fry to pump and dump tomorrow throughout the day.

>> No.17530427

>>17530360
i have one thing i never do while hunting... call it a disney movie, but i never kill a mother when shes nursing cubs, and never shoot a female deer. and the fawns with spots... those are right out.... but you can use the scope and see the tits on a bear... ... damn it.. you never shooot the cubs or the mother... assholes kill a 3 year old bear and like woohoo i killed a bear... but you're hunting a bigger larger male bear.... you don't kill children, you cull the old men. it only takes one dick to fucking knock up all the girls in a 10 square mile.

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>>17530360
Ah. Ive done that a few times with my uncle, too fucking cold for me out there. But my personal recommendation? Pic related should be the first one you get. BEST

>> No.17530432
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>>17530383

bernie is not a communist. he only wants the rich to pay what s fair

here s how he'll pay for everything without communism

ps : there s no way the market can '' price in '' corona

>> No.17530442

>>17530430
thats a 30-30... great rifle.

>> No.17530455

>>17530432
I am just about willing to put money on you being a normal reddit.com visitor.

>> No.17530473

>>17530427
My uncle didn't give a shit dude.
>>17530442
Its actually a Mosin nagant badass gun.

>> No.17530475
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>>17530455
You better be one of these dumbass newfags who just got here

>> No.17530501

>>17530432
He needs 16 trillion dollars to “tackle climate change”
What in the fuck does that even mean?

>> No.17530504

>>17530432
>Reduce Defense Spending on Protecting (((Global Oil Supply)))
lol he's gonna commit suicide by shooting himself in the back of the neck 7 times

>> No.17530508

>>17530136
Suck cocks

>> No.17530522
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>>17530432
Am not rich by any means. Tax increases should start at 1 million, not lower...

>> No.17530528

>>17530504
Let’s hope so

>> No.17530544

>>17530522
Except all the corporations, jobs, and high earning people will move away. They will set up shop somewhere else that doesn’t tax the absolute fuck out of them and we will be literally like Europe with no good companies making on average 45k a year per family.

>> No.17530549

>DAX up 3%
we got too cucky bros

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>>17530442
>mistaking Moist Nugget for a lever-action
bro are u ok?

>> No.17530556

futures are green, bull trap confirmed. Tomorrow's drop will rival the record on Thursday

>> No.17530557

>>17530117
Is it buy time Monday, or should we be waiting for a DEEEPER DIP?

>> No.17530559

>>17530473
you know what's fun is if you can get your hands on an old muzzle loader... those are fun... you don't have to put more than some powder and a paper towel down the barrel... and shoot it, clack boom... it's a fire from that muzzle with nothing in it... some great fun and light shows... fucking explosives are fun too... man i can make my own, but i don't use my chemestry knowelege for that.... I just kinda love the Artemis project NASA is doing... wow the gateway, and biggest missile in history... while the norks are trying to figure out how to get heat shields and re-entry figured out, we're building a space station around the moon.

>> No.17530567

>>17530504
Also removing fossil fuel subsidies

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>>17530544
So tax the shit out of the people that work for a living and can't run away... yeah I don't think so...

>> No.17530578

>>17530559
Only genXers use “...” so fucking much, it is annoying and gay please stop.

>> No.17530580

>>17530549
It’s not even open

>> No.17530581
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>>17530544
Noooooooooo we wanted to make 1.675 trillion dollars this year not 1.5 trillion dollars. How dare you punish us like this, have you not mercy, we must eat too, fuck you I'm leaving this shit country

>> No.17530582

>>17530580
futures

>> No.17530583

LMAO no wonder Iranachan has so many coronavirus cases- the fucking idiots can’t stop licking stuff for “muh religious reasons”. Honestly didn’t know that was a thing... Videos show

“Iranians LICKING holy shrines despite coronavirus outbreak” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8063267/Videos-Iranians-LICKING-holy-shrines-despite-coronavirus-outbreak.html?ito=native_share_article-top

>> No.17530584

fuck fed/gov intervention i want this shit to tank hard

>> No.17530586

>>17530570
It’s a lose lose man that communist will actually start a civil war in this country.

>> No.17530594

>>17530544
If this were going to happen it would have already happened. Other nations have lower taxes than the US. There are reasons companies and people want to be in the US beyond tax policy.

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>>17530522
and im a wage slave..

>> No.17530606

>>17530554
i was thinking it was bolt action... i don't have any experience with those lever actions... bolt action is better from a nested position.. you don't tilt the barrel or scope as much and can be happy in prone position firing 2 rounds, lever action is literally retarded. teaching some one to use one is teaching some one else to be retarded.

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>>17530586
Lol Bernie is a moderate social democrat, what Germany had in the Weimar Republic were succ dems, look how that turned out... Not even half a generation later Germany was split and one half was communist...

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>>17530581
Noooooooo now that we are taxed an extra 20% we are going to move 40 of our factories to Asia to make up the cost

>> No.17530611

>>17530578
oh please tell us your favorite fire arm? i mean i'm sure you're a proud owner.

>> No.17530617

>>17530608
>Defending jews

>> No.17530619

>>17530581
If you ran a business how do you actually think paying more is a good idea?

>> No.17530620

>>17530578
only the greatest generation remember the real Hitler... He was a fuck.

>> No.17530624
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>>17530611

>> No.17530631

FTSE 100 up. Recession over bros

>> No.17530636

>>17530617
I am literally apposing Bernie, who is a fucking Jew. You fucking smoothed brained Jew.

>> No.17530646

>>17530631
Best website for market data please?

>> No.17530652

>>17530646
Google.co.uk

>> No.17530656
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>>17530432
>bernie is not a communist

>> No.17530659

>>17530617
>no rebuttal
>m-muh jews
>bernie is a literal jew
oh no no no

>> No.17530660

>>17530611
I have a 12 gauge, a .22 pistol, a 30-60, I hunt with a compound bow though

>> No.17530663
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>>17530584
>fuck fed/gov intervention i want this shit to tank hard
You knew markets wouldn't be allowed to tank without a fight, you knew the Fed hadn't even taken the gloves off yet, but you decided to hold short over the weekend anyway.

>> No.17530667

>>17530556
I just want a nice rise in the morning so I can get some puts for a little less

>> No.17530672

>>17530656
>a communist is someone who wants to keep capitalism and private property, they just want to reform it

>> No.17530673

>>17530581
holy shit you fucking zoomer, why not go to work instead of leeching off of other people?
remember when bernie vilified millionaires, became one himself and went on to billionaires?
dude has been in politics for his entire life and never worked like a normal person, surprisingly still holds on to bad policies, wake up sheep.

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Europe is green. I told you this was a big nothingburger!!!

>> No.17530682

>>17530672
He just needs 16 trillion fucking dollars to
(((Tackle climate change)))

>> No.17530688

>>17530675
Based ftse

>> No.17530690

>>17530432
This is why I think the Bern is unelectable. As hard as the lefty media and commie crew try to push their position, they just aren't representative of the majority of the american population. Hey here are massive tax hikes and you probably won't get much benefit from them if you're already middle class! Vote for me! Also I'm going to try to prematurely kill the energy sector before the sustainable energy people are ready to handle the load!

>> No.17530703

nice dusting off the 3000 party hat

>> No.17530706

>>17530624
that's the gook... she's literally the reason i still live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD8uQu52q2E

>> No.17530714
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17530714

say we get a couple green days. are you going to treat it like a dead cat and sell any remaining holdings, or buy back in?

>> No.17530717

THE BEARS CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW

>> No.17530722

Anyone not shorting this deserves to be broke

>> No.17530728

>>17530722
we green nigga

>> No.17530731

>>17530673
Do you often suck your bosses cock for more unpaid overtime?

>> No.17530736

>>17530706
>Living for a balding ugly gook...
Yikes...

>> No.17530738
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>>17530522
>>17530570
>>17530601
Are you retards seriously trusting a propaganda website to calculate your tax impact from a theoretical tax bill that will never get through Congress?

This is so stupid That you almost made me sick up for Bernie. Fuck you guys.

>> No.17530741

>>17530731
Unemployed bigger right here

>> No.17530745

>>17530672
>reform it
sure. all the ideas of communism, but with new names.

>> No.17530747

>>17530717
Will use it to load up on sdow and spxs cheapies

>> No.17530750

>>17530624
i literally can't look at that image with out laughing and smiling.

>> No.17530752

>>17530741
Bigger=nigger

Phone made by Kikes

>> No.17530755

>>17530747
Cuck you should be loading up on brkb and KO cheapies.

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>>17530741
>>17530752
>bigger
still made me laugh

>> No.17530769
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where the happening at

>> No.17530778
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>>17530607
>steal power from your predecessor
fuck off with that /leftypol/ disinfo you literal kike tranny

>> No.17530781

where did all the bears go?

>> No.17530782

>>17530755
Too early to be optimistic... this is just a well deserved relief rally. Dow and S&P will be lower by end of week...

>> No.17530783

>>17530769
When the last boomer breathes their last gasp.

>> No.17530788

2K gain on the dow tomorrow, gonna be glorious.

>> No.17530789

Is this just a bounce or a slight recovery? still have some bearish inverses that dont like that trend

>> No.17530794

>>17530731
I'm my own boss, guess you brainlet can't comprehend that. shill for your uncle inside your echo chamber and not here.

>> No.17530798

>>17530736
what ever... call her ugly, but she's the most beautiful woman... and you assholes are telling me to trade her in for a younger newer gook nip chink... fuck you people... im speachless for the words to describe the love I have for that woman... she makes me a better person, and we can't help but grow off each other, and our endevors are so mutual.. we've... kinda fallen into this thing where we're in love and the only way out is to live longer and help the one you have. shit she kicks my ass into second or 3rd gear all the time.

>> No.17530801

>>17530789
corona is far from over im holding

>> No.17530802

>>17530782
I hope so or I’ll have to exit my shorts and inverses at a loss. But I’m going to be buying quality into weakness.

>> No.17530808

>>17530789
>china factories are opening again
>china shutting down hospitals because people are cured and new cases are declining

it's over, this was a buy opportunity, now onward to Dow 30k.

>> No.17530809

>>17530783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-Z1K67uaA

bears are waiting...

>> No.17530813

Thank you fed for this off ramp tomorrow. If you don’t sell the rate cut you deserve to lose another 10%.

>> No.17530814

Sold all my positions on friday, will buy back in if things look good by noon.

>> No.17530816

>>17530789
Methinks its everyone reacting to most of the central banks promising to do something. However these banks cant reopen chink factories

>> No.17530823
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>>17530798
Enough with the ...’s you gen x gook loving retard. Go listen to nine inch nails and do pic related

>> No.17530824

AHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T HANDLE THIS FUCKING PUMP

>> No.17530826

>>17530794
You suck your own dick? Still gay bro

>> No.17530828

Fuck me. I might get liquidated at this rate and the us market hasn't even opened yet.

>> No.17530829

>>17530788
Deep red eventually this week when the fed only cuts 25bp and market wants 50. Just like ‘08

>> No.17530830

>>17530808
Do you mind me asking what you bought?

>> No.17530840

when i was a kid... i could sing better than anybody in choras... but i gave people the finger... i wouln't sing for some one elses pleasure... and so until this day... i hold my breath when i walk into a hot shower, and hold my breath the entire time of my shower... 2-5 minutes it's ok, even smoking hard I literally just have a larger lung capacity... i love to sing... but i don't like being told what to sing for other peoples amusement.....

>> No.17530841

>>17530816
i think so too, looking at the DAX right now, even though it opened green its already creeping down, like many anons said it pumped probably because everyone was expecting a dump, but there werent any good news to justify that, so im sticking with my inverses for now

>> No.17530851

>>17530841
nigger bist du German?

>> No.17530852

>>17530841
I'm in the same boat with you, I'm holding some SQQQ and got some puts on EWJ, but these damn nips decided to have a good day.

>> No.17530853
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17530853

>Thinking you can beat the fed
Bears on absolute suicide.

>> No.17530856

you are given 1 million dollars, all yours 100%

what stock market moves do you make for tomorrow

>> No.17530862

>>17530853
Thanks Uncle Powell... I remeber what you said to Maxine Waters.

>> No.17530864

>>17530181
>>17530219
The only thing central banks can do is print.

>> No.17530867
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17530867

What should I buy, pic related is muh portfolio

>> No.17530872

>>17530856
who am i investing for? 100% mine? Lets short the T-bills... I told you to do this on Friday... TMV... or buy GME and wait a short squeeze for a month...

>> No.17530874

>>17530714
Fade rally to resupply cash position, trailing stops, TA on 4h instead of usual daily for quick reaction to possible breakdown in reversal trend. This is for oil, mind you. I'm not long on any equities at the moment.

>> No.17530885
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>>17530778
>rig elections
>ban other parties
>look guys over 90% of voters like us

>> No.17530889

>>17530840
Based

>> No.17530897

>>17530867
Buy Costco, to profit from panic buying retards, and buy Amazon because coronavirus will incentivize people staying inside and having things shipped to them.

>> No.17530900

>>17530750
Me, too, man. Me, too.

>> No.17530906

>>17530885
Y-you do know people in history have ran for elections unopposed and LOST, right?

>> No.17530913

>>17530867
i don't know allocations... you have tons of shit, but you're literally retarded... RTN? CVS? ATVI???? I need to see allocations and percentages... you could have everything on chewy... it's literally a good spread J&J is blue chip... amazon is building... you have creditors... yoou have rio tinto, largest mining company on the planet... you're just not even showing the balance.. sure some of these comanies are absolutely better than others, but i doubt you have the 5 grand that it takes to buy a single share in all of these...

>> No.17530914

Just bought more spx puts

>> No.17530916
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Total global rally, this is fucking glorious.

>> No.17530919
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>tfw asx went from -3% to -0.5% by the end of day

You boys reckon the same will happen for the US markets?

>> No.17530931

Treasury yields are negative, not just negative curve but negative negative.
https://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/data-chart-center/interest-rates/Pages/TextView.aspx?data=yield

>> No.17530933

>>17530897
This. I bought Friday.

Shit even I bought 6 gallons of water, some canned beans, vitamin c, and some heavily discounted protein drinks at the discount store.

>>17530913
What’s wrong with Raytheon? I’m in Lockheed but rtn looks ok to me.

>> No.17530941

>>17530900
i'm so happy... i got tall gook gf... i'm waiting for her to get super fat and hit menopause... i'll still love her... remember i loved the fat chicks... i don't think i can lover that woman more... Maybe my own mother... say both died today... i'd go to my mom's funeral and try to catch up with ching ching dingaling a ding dong later.... im sorry...

>> No.17530943

>>17530781
Feels like an epic short squeeze. Damn. Never hold over the weekend. Lesson learned.

>> No.17530949

>>17530885
>became chancellor in 1933, Führer in 1934
try again faggot

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>>17530919
You will be able to read about tomorrows rally in history books 50 years from now.

The scare is over and there is 3.5 trillion sitting on the sidelines.

>> No.17530956

>>17530941
god if my gf and mother both died... at the same time... spread the whole thing out over a month and obviously i do both... that's just horrible tragedy I don't want to think about.... we can only prepare for shit like that...

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>>17530931
Fuckkng clickbait.
I’m not seeing and minuses. Post a pic of these negative rates.

Unless you’re trying to say the real returns are negative.

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>>17530919
Bulls arrived

>> No.17530965

>>17530943
did you exit or still hold?

>> No.17530967

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jifOSQAI0G8

>> No.17530969

>>17530856
right. leveraged buys on the strongest company stocks that suffered the most during the week, like msft, appl, etc. Sell by the end of the day because it looks like a textbook bulltrap. Maybe open really small positions just in case, too. Keep inverse ETFs going, too.

That's what I'm gonna do. Might get fucked in the ass. We'll see. either way, Asian markets have reacted much much better to coronachan propaganda in general. might move all my liquidity over there since the market is short-proof thanks to papa xi market manipulation.

>> No.17530972

>>17530962
Sorry yes i mean <1.

>> No.17530975

>>17530969
damn.. do you watch candle charts and ever actually trade?

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>> No.17530986

you can all tell him a fucking entrance... but nobody tells him his exit.. are you creating a new age of bagholders?

>> No.17530996
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17530996

>central banks pledge support

>> No.17531003

>>17530781
I'm no bear but I saw the drop coming and made money off of it all last week.

Still watching the market and I would say we are reasonably priced in for the next 2-3 months. Bought in on some long positions but exposure should still be low. Market sentiment can be tricky and dishonest in the short term.

>> No.17531009

>>17530624
bearish desu

>> No.17531011

DAX is in green.

>> No.17531013

>>17530951
Neat chart, what website?

>> No.17531017

>>17531011
For how long though?

>> No.17531020

>>17530828
Why's that?

>>17530852
You're probably going to see a loss on your inverses and should have sold Friday. Today might be green until about 2-2:30.

>> No.17531025

Alright boys what are we buying at open?

>> No.17531026

>>17531013
Cnbc
Hit markets tab then europe

>> No.17531029

>>17530969
Pretty much doing the same, high leverage buys on either delta, aal, ual, maybe expedia. I still think the worst is yet to come though, but I think we'll see green today.

>> No.17531035

>>17531025
>buying at the top

>> No.17531036

frankly im ashamed too be a part of this community... morons talking about closed markets literally eurocucks getting blown the fuck out.. maybe I should smoke weed... I've done all the drugs outside of the injections of heroin... but snorting pain pills i've done tons of that... even put some into a bowl.... smoke the pain killer in the blunt... literally what ever it was at least a 3 gram blunt, i had nice hands, deleafed cigars and rolled nice blunts back in the day...

>> No.17531040

>>17531020
Yeah I'm hoping these corona deaths and spread in the US scares us again. In terms of the EWJ puts, honestly fuck the Japanese central bank

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>> No.17531053

>>17531035
What are we selling / shorting then?

>> No.17531060

i told you faggots... the best thing you can do is buy and hold gme... even lci see's the same shit i'm looking at... this is literally. 107% short interest... literally should be illegal... we class action suite if we lose...

>> No.17531062

>>17530867
VZ. One of the best vs T, Sprint, Tmobile. Margins are the best out there and their balance sheets are even better yet. Iirc T has some considerable debt so I think they're playing catchup but VZ is pretty well in the game. I'm long on them once we hit a bottom. Good dividends too. The other cellular companies didn't make the cut when compared. Cellular should be around for years to come and IIRC VZ also has a lot of long term assets as well so. They're dug in it seems.

>> No.17531065

>>17531036
>all of this ellipsis spam

You sure you arent a boomer?

>> No.17531069

>>17531053
you don't really have to trade every day

>> No.17531084

>>17530985
based

>> No.17531085

>>17531065
he is worse than a boomer, he is, may allah forgive me for uttering this word, a tripfag

>> No.17531090

Do the bears ever win?

>> No.17531094

>>17531046
you should be fired already... no dates no way to back check your paper... so why VMW... i literally don't know anything about this... it's doing almost as bad as rio-tinto.. they're miners and shit.

>> No.17531099

WHY IS THERE NO /FMG/ FUTURES MARKET GENERAL

FUCK THE STOCK MARKET FUTURES IS WHERE ITS AT

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>>17531040
I pray world smallest violin for you bobokun

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Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everywhere.

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>>17530916
awesome!
they cured corona-chan!

>> No.17531110

Bull trap, be warned goyim. Don't get confident because today will be green.

>> No.17531113

>>17531100
Yeah I honestly deserve it, I got greedy.

>> No.17531116

Corona cases in asia have already begun dropping, big rate cuts coming in the next few months and even if Sanders cleans up on super Tuesday he still has a long long way to go.

Bullish tbqh.

>> No.17531127

>>17531103
What website is this desu

>> No.17531130

omg nursing home outbreak... corona virus infectected everybody that's old... wait for 20 more dead old fucks... blamed on corana-chan... i hate it... old fucks die... damn it didn't I tell you to buy good shit that paid off 2 years agoooo... fuck it... here is 1 of my top 5 songs... I don't know my number one.... I honestly love so much music... I can't pick a favorite..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZpkBsvuvak

>> No.17531129

CENTRAL BANKS REMAIN DOVISH

>> No.17531133

>>17531094
My grandpa used to write like this but with commas,,,,

>> No.17531137

>>17531127
Its cnbc
https://www.cnbc.com/world-markets-heat-map/

>> No.17531139

>>17531099
Futures is still stock market.

>> No.17531149

>>17531094
Thanks for the advice, ni....

>> No.17531155

>>17531103
>map graph with no key or dates or explanations
What good is this?

>>17531046
Ah a Cramer fan.
I like BRKB at 200 if you’re just buying good businesses and not trading. It’s not an exciting one, but they’ve got loads of cash and have access to markets we don’t. I’m also waiting for Buffett to die and buying a shitload of the cheapies when he does.

>>17531113
It’s okay... I got scared and shorted some shit into the weekend as I was adding to my longs. Leveraged too, SOXS is going to rape my ass. I don’t even want to DCA down on it... I hate bearish bets.

>> No.17531174

You watch, this will be a massive bull day. Similar thing happened a few weeks ago on a Monday didn't it after the initial dip 8 percent in Asia when they reopened. Big bull in USA stocks and ftse pushed

>> No.17531179

>>17530181
Hyperinflation is inevitable if the US doesn't cut spending. It might be a while before it happens though.

>> No.17531181

>>17531129
You got that link to source?

>> No.17531188

>>17531155
>>map graph with no key or dates or explanations
>What good is this?
It's realtime anon with 15min refresh rate giving the %gain of the major indexes across the world. Its just pretty and I like it OK?

>> No.17531190

>>17531137
Thanks

>> No.17531193

>>17531116
>Corona cases in asia have already begun dropping
yet they're rising almost everywhere else and it hasn't hit any major western cities yet

>> No.17531194

>back to 12k already
I had expected the pump to last a little longer

>> No.17531202

Can we please ban tripfags? Or atleast this bagfagot

>> No.17531214
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>>17530714
guarenteed its going to be pumped for a few days, just buy in, get your free money, and sell once the bears come out

>> No.17531215

BUTTIGIEG DROPPINGOUT

can we assume a lot of those votes are going to Biden? I mean.. could be Klob I guess. And bloomby is still a wildcard.

I know no one likes him, but Wall Street does. Biden means a more predictable outcome with less radical arguments being brought onto the debate stage. Just having Bernie in the conversation is “harmful” in Wall Streets perspective.

>>17531188
Yeah that’s fine but a lot of it is for markets at the Friday close?

>> No.17531227

>>17531179
Why though? I mean Japan has a 200% Debt to GDP percentage and they're currency isn't inflating to hi-ho. USA's is over 100% so yeah still way fucking high but the Fed isn't even hitting its ""official"" inflation target right? Sure they can print more cash and not tip it over the edge, especially if said printing can increase its GDP either proportionately or in such a way that their debt to GDP ratio actually reduces. Check this out: https://carnegieendowment.org/chinafinancialmarkets/80054

>> No.17531228

>>17530181
Buy a bunch of real estate and hope it actually happens

>> No.17531229

How did Australia close down?
Poor cunts didn't get the memo

>> No.17531249

>>17531215
lot of more-woke-than-thou attached to Booty-gig's campaign because he was gay, so you'll probably see a lot of his votes shift over to Warren and Bernie, but yeah, I'd wager the largest chunk goes to Biden

>> No.17531251

>>17531215
>Yeah that’s fine but a lot of it is for markets at the Friday close?
Everything east of the atlantic is from today. Everything west opens at the opening bell, 9:30am est

>> No.17531259

todays dax and s&p futures charts are exactly the same...

who follows who?

>> No.17531274

>>17530897
>>17530933
Thanks I think I'll add to Costco

>>17531062
I had both VZ and T before. Not much growth though I think. Maybe 5G will move the needle but I'm pessimistic

>>17531155
Yeah BRKB looking pretty good. I doubt it will get back under 200 unless shit really hits the fan though. But prob a decent entry here

>> No.17531277

>>17531215
wait butt fucker dropped out? what about those women who worship christ that though he was a heterosexual?

>> No.17531289

>>17531259
>who follows who?
It's the same cunt that pumps and dumps all markets. The system is rigged. Media will bitch about stupid support and resistance numbers just so retail traders think they know why stonks go up or down every day. News explanation is Bs all the time

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17531292

>SPCE going up already in pre-market
Not that I still have any shares in it but man they aren't wasting any time huh

>> No.17531294

>>17531215
>>17531277
their votes don't count baggie... don't you remember facts... 2 men can't have babies, and his husband was a man.

>> No.17531308

holy shit bears on suicide watch. If you shorted kys right now

>> No.17531324

>>17531277
nigga is gay and looks like the kid from mad max magazine... being gay and being mad max... he's ook he's going to run for senate... he's found some place him and his butt buddy can find constituency... shit i didn't give him enough money... fuck it my money is for TRUMP VS BIDEN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES 3 ROUNDS NO HOLDS BARE.

I want the ruthless truth and only the truth so help you g_d. and for you the champion... have fun you have all those ex-wives and you're an amazing father... if your kids don't want to be near you that's what ever... gave them all the opportinity in the world *ding* *ding* *ding*

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>>17531308
>futures meaning anything
https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/coronavirus-cases-in-india-live-news-latest-updates-mar2/liveblog/74432375.cms
Two positive coronavirus cases confirmed, one in Delhi and another in Telangana

>> No.17531334

>>17531324
kys

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>>17531308

>> No.17531337

>>17531328
wait.... that was my market asshole...

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17531338

Bears rise up
We all know the market has no reason to recover. Pumping the futures is artificial as fuck.

>> No.17531342

Can't wait for USA to open it's going to be comfy.

I worry for the bears

>> No.17531343

people fooled themselves into believing the rebound at the end of Friday was for real
the fall will resume by the end of Tuesday

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>>17531342
>>17531343
They'll realise soon enough

>> No.17531354
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17531354

Dow rolling daily average has hit 1hr downtrend resistance.

>> No.17531355

>>17531343
I hope so. I've been regretting not buying the dip all weekend.

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>>17531342
>I worry for the bears
nice meme

>> No.17531365

Lmao bears got fucked, this shit is gonna V back up

>> No.17531366

>>17531334
i can't... you see the face of the girl that keeps me alive... maybe you'll actually find love... I should start reporting all KYS reports to the fbi and reporting you all on the spot... but nope... love is truly unable to describe... wanting something good for some one else... it's tough....hope you shorted bonds, fed is dumping cash and buying shit up have fun faggots.

>> No.17531367

DAX declining? Are they getting scared?

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>>17531342
>yf EoW

>> No.17531379

>>17531367
the dax is literally a fucking joke.

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>>17531365
>all previous futures were green before blood red
ok anon, whatcha think is gonna happen?

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looks like a healthy recovery, buying calls rn

>> No.17531389

>>17531367
im the 8th largest economy lead by a cunt with no kids and accepts all refugees, but can't use actual weapons to quell rebellion... good fucking luck miss chancellor.

>> No.17531403

>>17531274
Costco also reports Thursday, those catalyst events always worry me. If they need to issue any warnings over corona, that’s likely the time to do it. And people probably have high expectations for the quarter. I dunno I’ll just buy more if it goes lower because I’m pretty liquid.

>> No.17531404

>>17531384
I sold 47.5 calls on AMD that's why its gonna go up :)

>> No.17531412

Honestly given up on day trading options for this shit - when's the rebound coming for HOLDbros like me

>> No.17531417

https://youtu.be/9o6xSs2At3E

>> No.17531440

>>17531417
Fuck!! Where do I find some shoe shine boys.

>> No.17531450

>>17530941
>>17530956
WTF man. Stop fantasizing about killing your gf.

>> No.17531460
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17531460

I can always say
'It's gonna be better tomorrow'
Falling away from me
Falling away from me
Beating me down
Beating me beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming so sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground

>> No.17531468

>>17531308
hahahahahaha

>> No.17531469
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>muh V-recovery
How stupid are Mumus that they think not only did we overcorrect (not even close) but that the ENTIRE correction was baseless panic? Which is what you must believe of you believe a V-recovery is happening.

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17531483

how much would a lender lend to me with no question ask on what I'm going to do with it.

with having a good track history on paying my debts/bills.

>> No.17531493

>>17531483
what's your credit score
what can you post as collateral

>> No.17531498

>>17531450
wtf... i'd never hurt anybody... i'm so in love... you're hurting me with those accusations. i've got this for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChF_ypmiIs8

>> No.17531500

wtf dax ????

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OH NO NO NO

>> No.17531503

serious question - why does anyone think we not going down this week? corona has basically not even started to have any effects yet, it's only going to get worse

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>>17531483

>> No.17531508

Getting comfy for opening bell
https://youtu.be/n4RjJKxsamQ

>> No.17531511

>>17531483
10-20k, depends on income-debt ratio.

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17531512

>market doesn't open for hours
>retards staying up telling-tales of a green day
>markets finally open
>*THUD*
https://youtu.be/qc98u-eGzlc

>> No.17531514

>>17531215
Bernie is NOT guaranteed as nominee. 538 actually has Biden as the most likely winner with 78% certainty. Biden said very recently that he would contest the convention even if he has less delegates. Assuming that the 538 model is correct as it is now, and there's no more significant poll swings (which isn't a certainty) the only way Bernie can win is if:

a) Biden drops out
b) Warren gives Bernie her delegates

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>>17531512
unironically tho how do you guys sleep?

>> No.17531523

>>17531502
Good news actually, I need a decent entry point before the whales step in and price me out.

>> No.17531526

>>17531503
I bought some shit on ebay from china in early january.
They didnt ship till early feb, and now its showing the cruise ship my stuff is on is docked and isnt moving.

Its got to be hurting actual businesses.

>> No.17531534

>>17531503
bulls are hoping for powell and his crew to pump the market.

>> No.17531545

>>17531534
It's priced in™. They need something better than that.

>> No.17531548

fuck it this is bonus video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5qqslX-hBc

I can't say enough good things about this kiwi!

>> No.17531551

>>17531526
my business cant get some of our more popular things and had to raise the price on what we did have and this started about 2 or 3 weeks ago with no end in sight.

>> No.17531553

go stock up on food now while you still can

>> No.17531555

when i was 15.. i was having wet dreams about his wife... i mean that's gotta be a complement some where.

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DAX in negative territory

>> No.17531560

>>17531493
two cars I can put up.

>>17531505
wtf are those repayments

>>17531511
decent range.

thanks boys.

>> No.17531564

>>17531512
Keep dreaming faggot. You know shit. It was so obvious today and the rest of the week would be green if you knew basic candlestick analysis and price-volume analysis. Stay poor and Keep sucking dick. Deep down, you know that’s your purpose.

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>>17531517
I haven't slept at all. My s&p short almost got liquidated and the day has only just begun.
Haven't brushed my teeth either. I can feel the tea stain when I run my tongue over my teeth.

>> No.17531570

>>17531559
not quite yet but soon enough

>>17531493
I payed off my 80K student loan last month, I wonder what it's going to be when it gets updated

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17531573

>stayed up to watch DAX die
>not disappointed

mfw

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>>17531567
honestly i'm just gonna let my schedule shift.
maybe sleep from like 3pm to midnight or somewhere around there

>> No.17531581

>>17531555
he married nicole kidman... but the woman i love more that both of them and my gook gf.. is kylie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjJV30qHlFI

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>>17531564
>muh technical crystal balls
whatever gives you hope, anon

>> No.17531590

>>17531570

32 points down now on investing.com

>> No.17531594

>>17531581
kys

>> No.17531597

i'm not even ashamed... i know all of her songs. Kylie is in my heart... I can sing and I sing better with her inspiration... We almost lost her to titty cancer... She's a survivor.

>> No.17531600

Should I make a call on TSLA? It's looking green today.

>> No.17531602

>>17531597
kys

>> No.17531606

>>17531594
I won't died before her... maybe we can be lucky enough to die on the same day.

Remind your self to be less of an asshole tomorrow.

>> No.17531608
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>>17531577
Sounds like a plan and my shorts seems to be safe.... for now.

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>>17531503
Normalcy bias. Look back on how long it took 2008 to bottom out, housing market collapsed late 2007, market didn't bottom out for almost a year

>> No.17531610

>>17531600
sure just don't be holding it by eod

>> No.17531611
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the absolute state of normies

>> No.17531618

>>17531608
Maybe you can upgrade your bathroom

>> No.17531619
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>>17531600
sure I love watching money burn

>> No.17531621

>>17531602
i hope you understand common ground.

>> No.17531637

>>17531308
>>17531334
>>17531602
>>17531594
I hope you can find solace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvjQFJi3fUM

>> No.17531638

nasdaq and s&p500 futures trickling down, < 1% now

>> No.17531639

Cup and handle on wall street cash we are in that little dip before it takes off. I'm not saying it won't crash on Tuesday or whatever bear fags don't drill me jesus keep it in your pants ok.

>> No.17531647

i have no money in stocks but stayed up all night reading this thread like i do.

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>>17531638
No shit, what do you think they will do market open?

>> No.17531659

>>17531647
Buy some
Not to make money but to make the threads more interesting

>> No.17531663

>>17531534
seems insane to think you can print your way out of a pandemic.

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>>17531618
If my short works out.

>> No.17531670

>>17531639
Tuesday? Please, I'm whipping that dick out today

>> No.17531671

>>17531647
same. i'm all in silver and shelf stable food

>> No.17531673

Saw a woman pushing a shopping cart full of nothing but chlorox bleach wipes yesterday, and the community infections are just getting warmed up

>> No.17531674
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>>17531659
>Buy

>> No.17531677
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17531677

Mmmmm sweet red DAX how I have missed you.

>> No.17531683

>>17531659
i dont have an account open anywhere or anything i just got into stocks these past 2 weeks and have just trying to learn what i can. Should i open one and ride the rally? im more into PMs desu.

>> No.17531687

>>17531663
It is pure insanity. Hopefully they don't actually try, would guarantee this bubble pops

>> No.17531688

>>17531673
fucking lmao
you can't eat bleach wipes

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>>17531677
>-0.05%
hhhhhhhNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGg

>> No.17531696

>>17531692
Bull Status: Trapped

>> No.17531697

RECESSION BACK
VIRUS BACK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK

>> No.17531700

>>17531637
i will never forget... the day this track was played for the first time in the world... it was in miami and wet outside... i got under a trash can with these brazilians... i literally danced... and everybody who stopped or had problem... even the cops were like no you did good.. they had the big exit door... and i blessed all the workers... from DHS to every vendor who served me a redbull and vodka... I was even asked to grab a can of paint and spray.... but i declined the offer... i was literally walking in a checker pattern morph suit... anybody there that year holy shit I shook so many hands had so many photos.... i guess what ever maybe i don't have a 10 foot long dick, but... i did jump on a table in a bar at 2am and they bought me a free drink... it was literally a shit show at 2-4am...

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>>17531677
What's the over/under on mumu suicides if even Monday isn't green?

>> No.17531706

>>17531696
>>17531692
BASED!!!

>> No.17531710

i had over 2 dozen rebull vodka doubles.. and i bought water too each time. i gave free water to ravers that partieds too hard... i paid for it... but i'd get redbull double vodka and a water... fucking 25 bucks.

>> No.17531716
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HAPOOOOOOOOONNNNIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG

>> No.17531717

Imagine buying into a bull trap lmao

>> No.17531722

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE A BULL NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE A BEAR NOOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T SHORT NOOOOLLLL YOU DIDN'T FUTURE NOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17531723

>>17531710
who gives a fuck, kys

>> No.17531725

if you ever saw some one catching breath... read in face... and give the kid a bottle of water... it's like wow the kid looks and while he's sipping and can't fully appreciate it... you move on too fast and don't give him a chance.

>> No.17531737

all the ftse weekly/monthly puts i bought at open this morning are PRINTING

no idea whether to keep holding

>> No.17531739

>>17531723
i dunno... i drank a liter of jameson whiskey... so shit that's a ton of whiskey... but i'm not killing anybody... why the fuck do you tell people to kill them selves

>> No.17531745

>>17531723
tripfags literally have no one irl to talk to

>> No.17531746

>>17531739
Are you even going to be still awake when the market opens, with that much booze in you?

>> No.17531755

what is a good site for learning about options. specifically how to value my options with respect to time decay/current prices etc.

>> No.17531756

>>17531739
Loads of angry bears here

>> No.17531757

>>17531723
yeah fuck you too and kys 5 fucking times. catch the flu, catch carona, catch the death... fucking catch death... i hope you kill your self first... actuallly i didn't mean any of that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3lWwBslWqg
I love you all... this is at least number 3

>> No.17531758

>another bulltrap
Yes buy into it you mouthbreathers, Schlomo hasn't gotten rid of his shares yet!

>> No.17531762

based fedniggers and central banks desperately trying to save the stock markets only to create bulltrap after bulltrap

>> No.17531764

>>17531608
this is instantly recognisable as british lmao

>> No.17531791

Any bears gunna daytrade the bulltrap?

>> No.17531792

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234422118835773440

2.4% growth, what the fuck are they thinking?

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Tick Tock

>> No.17531796

>>17531674
ROI on AAAAAAAAAA posting is great though

>> No.17531805

>>17531791
I wouldn't touch this market with a ten foot pole, if you're still in this mess you should sell at your next +

>> No.17531807

>>17531762
>>17531791
another one when NY opens??

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>>17531764
Haha I looked at it again and sure enough, it was very easy to identify.

>> No.17531815

wow... even sting sucked and fucked that one up... that's literally a good swang song... but he didn't close the gap.. so here have this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiXqJjLCILE

>> No.17531814

>Futures going red, going green, going flat
K

>> No.17531828

WATCH THOUGH the APLHA CHAD NASDAQ WILL BULL TODAY. WHEN NY OPENS BEARS ON KMS WATCH

Screen cap this you faggots I don't care

>> No.17531838

>that DAX daily trend
Lmao, someone post the panicked capitalist pig please
That's what I imagine DB and FED to look like right now

>> No.17531847

i guess US markets will look like the German market today. goes up significantly, then plunges again

>> No.17531850

>>17531808
>those nails
>15" neck
are u a gril?

>> No.17531856

stfu... germany doesn't control shit.. you can't even control interest rates and bonds... fuck the dax... stop being nigger from middle of europe.

>> No.17531859

>>17531805
I pulled out friday. I kinda regret selling low, but I got bitten hard. I'd rather approach the market in a day by day strategy.

>> No.17531866

>>17531859
well you're a euro cuck so you should be sorry and should be taking care oof your parents asshole.

>> No.17531874

>>17531762
You should basically regard futures as the trading grounds of clowns. I don’t know why you assume intervention. All the time the futures are repealed completely at the open.

It’s like the saying goes, in regards to an opening sold into the red by futures.
Red: better to green you with

>> No.17531878

>>17531755
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

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>>17531866
Sleep it off before I start getting violent

>> No.17531886

german here
our minister for economic affairs just said this 1 hour ago
>No emergency plan against Corona crash
now look at dax crashing kek

>> No.17531887

>>17531791
I will just watch. I admit I have no idea whats going on right now and Corona/FED/China/Japan/Recession might pump/dump that market any second.
Hell, it might even stay flat.

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Wait... was it dead cat bounce?

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>>17531850
Nah, I just got nice fingers. That's why I was showing then off.

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>>17531888
why don't you ask your digits

>> No.17531894

>>17531859
wash your hands and encourage others to wash their hands... stop a man from walking out of a urinal and make him wash his hands... oh shit... you guys are literally fucked for water... i know know why mountain frozen places are primo. the whole place is water... clean water.. it's the best fucking thing you can imagine... i've had dreams of it... but a mountain sunshine run off... it's the best water... you have to have full stream and season... blessings to all of you... even those who hate me.

>> No.17531897

>>17531671
Yikes.
Imagine stocking up on an industrial metal as a bet against an economic disaster.

The gold to silver ratio never needs to go back to historical levels. Deal with it.

>>17531514
Warren voters would naturally be tilted towards Bernie unfortunately. But this is more or less what JP Morgan had said would be likely at the beginning of the year. Brokered convention, something like that.

>> No.17531899

>>17531889
>DDR3

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>>17531792
>2.4% growth
Anything under 3% is a global recession, been fun mumus, but looks like beef is back on the menu

>> No.17531916

SNSS is back to $1 pre-market.

>> No.17531922

>>17530769
Nuffinburger

>> No.17531926

>>17531897
you're literally unable to care or speak more than haha lol fuck yuou metal fags... why is gold decoupling from silver... why... i told everybody in this fucking thread 2 weeks ago.

>> No.17531939

>>17531677
delete this

>> No.17531941

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOO DAX PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT A BEAR MARKET NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17531946

>>17531926
Bagholder sir I wasn't here and I would appreciate you repeating yourself. There isn't much else going on in this thread atm.

>> No.17531950

>>17531897
lol ok

>> No.17531952

>>17531941
But I want a bear market tho

>> No.17531968

>>17531916
What price you think we hitting EOD?

>> No.17531969

>DAX POSITIVE

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO BEARS

>> No.17531971

>inflation means that the currency is worth less
>bear market means that stocks priced in currency are worth less
you can't have bear market and inflation at the same time

>> No.17531972

>>17531946
i'm good at that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM8V1XOI-14

>> No.17531985

>>175319a52
NOOOOOOOO PLEASE I DON'T WANT ONE PLEASE NOOOOOOOO

>> No.17531986

>>17531971
[laughs in 1970's]

>> No.17531993

>>17531971
two reds don't make a green anon

>> No.17531994

>>17531971
t. Weimar minister of economic affairs

>> No.17532003

>>17531969
>*ring ring*
>Bogdanoff, he bought the dip
>dump it

>> No.17532012

>>17531968
I have no idea. There is a catalyst tomorrow, another one Thursday, and another one a bit later this month. I'd imagine today we will see a decent pre-catalyst pump, but I'm terrible at guessing precise amounts with SNSS. Maybe as high as 1.5, maybe as low as 1.15, but I definitely don't see crabbing or going down as likely.

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ok if singles im free forever and this whole forum can fuck it's self.

>> No.17532016

>>17531971
>there are posters like this on your board right now

>> No.17532021

>>17532014
be kind to yourself mr baggs
also NEW THREAD
>>17532017
>>17532017

>>17532017
>>17532017

>>17532017
>>17532017

>>17532017

>> No.17532026

>>17532014
I DID IT!!! IM FUCKING FREE!!!!
FUCK ALL OF YOU EXCEPT SOME OF YOU!!! IM FREE AS FUCK!!! IM ANON AND UNLEASHED!!!

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>>17531971

>> No.17532053

Most of today's moves will be about rejection of the doomsday scenarios we heard last week. There is no way the market should have corrected that fast just because the pope has the sniffles.

>> No.17532056

>>17530580
Dax opens 8am German time
>>17531559
Will make a major jump if burgertradingtime starts green

>> No.17532070

>>17532053
we weren't correcting from a neutral state, we were correcting from the overbought side of the spectrum
basically people went from a euphoric "how good can things get" mindset to a concerned "how bad can things get" mindset in a single week.

I see the crab shining in crustacean glory ahead

>> No.17532473

some 300 strike soxl calls are looking mighty tempting