/SMG/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17526186]

Cute Virus Edition

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>>17524934

[Anonymous No.17526204]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17526206]

I've been gone for a year. What happened to pendy? Galt took a shit obviously but what about him?

[Anonymous No.17526212]

tripfag stocktwits pnd shill is a felon faggot

[Anonymous No.17526216]

>>17526212
Part deux

[Anonymous No.17526224]

>Case in New York State
So the market is tanking tomorrow, right?

[Anonymous No.17526225]

My bunions are acting up again, gonna be a bad market tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17526227]

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17526230]

REMINDER THERE ARE ANON TRANNIES HERE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FUTURES ARE AND THEY ARE GIVING YOU "ADVICE"

[Anonymous No.17526229]

>>17526206
No you haven't, you dumb faggot. You've been posting "p-p-p-p-pendy" here nearly every day for months. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.17526232]

FUTURES PLUNGING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17526235]

>10 year down 10bp
>S&P only down 1%

What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.17526236]

What’s the play in COST and their ER this week?

[Anonymous No.17526237]

>>17526229
uh, no??? What happened to him? Is big5 still around?

[Anonymous No.17526238]

>>17526230
A week long blood bath is next

[Anonymous No.17526244]

>>17526236
The play is get your 12 gauge ready for the zombie apocalypse

[Anonymous No.17526245]

am i being too greedy with these limits?

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17526248]

Took another week off of work. With the amount of volatility we can expect this week, these will probably be some of the best days for day/swing trading in our lifetime, similar to how nutty Friday was.

[Anonymous No.17526254]

>>17526245
most are 100%-300% profits

[Anonymous No.17526261]

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/nyse-could-close-trading-floor-in-coronavirus-contingency

[Anonymous No.17526264]

>>17526227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8

[Anonymous No.17526269]

Reminder to short all airlines, they're crashing and burning right now (and not just the boeings!)

[Anonymous No.17526271]

BEARS GET FUCKED !!

YES !!!

HAHAHHA

https://www.google.com/amp/s/finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/fed-ready-cut-rates-despite-140000591.html

“Fed Ready to Cut Rates”

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17526272]

>>17526261
IMAGINE BEING A BULL AND SAYING "ITS JUST THE FLU BRO" HOLY KEKERINOKEK. ALSO IMAGINE THINKING THERES A RALLY/PUMP COMING ANYTIME SOON. NONONNONONO MY SIDERINOS.

[Anonymous No.17526274]

>futures

[Anonymous No.17526275]

>>17526271
As if it will do anything lmao.

We're already in hell.

[Anonymous No.17526284]

>>17526227

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SVSzVpOv_E

[Anonymous No.17526285]

>>17526264
nice choice bro

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17526286]

>>17526271
>HE THINKS RATE CUTS ARE GOING TO DO ANYTHING DURING A PANDEMIC
OH MY FUCKING SIDES LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BIZ RETARDS ARE LIKE DEER FROZEN IN HEADLIGHTS. THEY JUST KEEP "BUYING THE DIP" AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17526287]

All you bears are going to be sorry on Monday.

[Anonymous No.17526290]

>>17526271
they basically have to. the market is the tail that wags the dog.

[Anonymous No.17526295]

>>17526269
>put premiums are insane
The more predictable the market becomes the less profitable it is. Shame.

[Anonymous No.17526297]

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[Anonymous No.17526303]

The Nikkei is actually in the green.

[Anonymous No.17526307]

>>17526303
All the investors left are probably dead people that forgot to put their stocks in their will.

[Anonymous No.17526308]

>>17526297

[Anonymous No.17526309]

>>17526303
wut, this stuff should all be down -10%

[Anonymous No.17526314]

Big hedge fund faggots created this market of fear and now they are gunna have to ride it to the bottom. They got the correction they wanted, but now the hype train has no brakes.

[Anonymous No.17526316]

shills still buying the dip?

[Anonymous No.17526317]

[Anonymous No.17526320]

Happening canceled guys.

[Anonymous No.17526324]

>>17526314
Bro, the virus is going to infect a billion people by the end of March

[Anonymous No.17526326]

>>17526316
>buy the dip
>offset losses with options
Literally can't lose money.

[Anonymous No.17526329]

IT'S PUMPING

[Anonymous No.17526330]

[Anonymous No.17526331]

>>17526317
imagine shorting that

[Anonymous No.17526333]

>>17526271
As expected, they do this killing any recourse they have during the crash.

LET IT HAPPEN YOU PIGS. They just don’t want to be the ones with a tarnished legacy. Don’t let the potato burn you before you can hand it off.

[Anonymous No.17526342]

The market will be down -3000 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17526345]

>>17526329

[Anonymous No.17526350]

reckon its worth shorting the market now or just wait it out and buy after it craters?

[Anonymous No.17526354]

>>17526303
You mean Kospi

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17526355]

>>17526227
>OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonLd-32ns4

Why do the bulls go on buying?
Why do the boomers still hold?
Don't they know its the end of the world?
It ended when you ate that bat.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17526356]

[Anonymous No.17526361]

>>17526330
I tried explaining to some people at work that chinks wear them due to the shit air quality, not airborne illness. They only see Chinese people on the news during the latest pandemic and assume they are wearing the masks temporarily to prevent the sickness.

[Anonymous No.17526363]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZTpLvsYYHw

getting those recession feels again lads

[Anonymous No.17526365]

>>17526324
The more the better. I hope all of China and Iran go under.

[Anonymous No.17526367]

>>17526271
they (greenspan) did this a few times in the late 90s, after long term capital management shit itself. we all saw what happened 1-2 years after that

[Anonymous No.17526372]

Buy the bags! *Cough* I meant dip...

[Anonymous No.17526373]

>>17526350
do what you want, but governments and central banks will do everything they can do make the numbers go up.

[Anonymous No.17526374]

>>17526361
In China right now they are wearing masks because of the virus not the fucking pollution

[Anonymous No.17526383]

>>17526372
don't cough on me man, its rude

[Anonymous No.17526387]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.17526393]

>>17526372
wew, how does this leading indicator work? where does it get all the data from? thats kinda interesting

[Anonymous No.17526394]

fuck off plunge protection team

[Anonymous No.17526401]

>>17526224
Feels like it

[Anonymous No.17526403]

>tfw bought 1 trillion in SPY 500 calls 3/6 exp

[Anonymous No.17526405]

Tomorrow can’t come soon enough

[Anonymous No.17526412]

Japan is going the chinese way

[Anonymous No.17526416]

>>17526412
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

[Anonymous No.17526421]

>>17526403
Have fun owing your brokerage the entire national deficit bro.

[Anonymous No.17526424]

I'm new to options. What are some good puts I should be placing tomorrow? How long should I put them for?

[Anonymous No.17526426]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

[Anonymous No.17526430]

>>17526361
No, they're wearing it because of the illness. Their government deployed drones with speakers to demand that they put masks on. They weren't allowed out without wearing them.

[Anonymous No.17526431]

>>17526372
Wow all the rich people mass sold off a insanely overbought market and then will buy it back for cheapies :D

[Anonymous No.17526433]

>>17526361
The medical associations are just trying to stockpile the masks for themselves so its cheaper to bulk buy. A mask is better than no mask.

[Anonymous No.17526434]

How low do you think the dow jones will get by the end of this next week? 22,000? 20,000? Mega happening with 15,000 or even lower?

[Anonymous No.17526435]

>>17526412
>artificial stability
Do these retarded boomers not know how to make money from instability or something? What is even with this obsession with market stability? It just makes bubbles bigger and corrections more violent.

[Anonymous No.17526440]

Reminder that Vix is going to 10

[Anonymous No.17526439]

>>17526434
much lower probably

[Anonymous No.17526441]

>>17526416
it means the bank of japan plans on intervening to support the economy

[Anonymous No.17526446]

>>17526416
It means the bears are going to look at their 16000 rolls of toilet paper in despair soon

[Anonymous No.17526447]

>>17526424
Anything going down. As much as you’re comfortable losing.

[Anonymous No.17526448]

Kospi is only down .22% and korea has over 3000 cases.
People are realizing it's fucking nothing.
Huge rally tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17526449]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
IT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.17526451]

I thought the whole "people stocking up on supplies and groceries" was a meme but I was just at the grocery store and it was noticeably more empty than usual. I asked some employee about it and he told me that people have legit been stocking up hard this week.

[Anonymous No.17526452]

>>17526412
ah so this is why the nikkei has been pumping, the perfidious fed strikes again saving the sheeple from their deserved fate

also dow futures now green lmao, we'll see if it lasts

[Anonymous No.17526454]

>>17526434
23k is my bet

[Anonymous No.17526455]

>>17526424
jblu 13 3/20

[Anonymous No.17526457]

>>17526434
300 or 400 according to the elliot waves bro, lever up and go short

[Anonymous No.17526459]

>>17526449
MARKET CONFIRMED DOWN 10000 THERE IS LITERALLY NOBODY TO OPERATE THIS CASINO WOWOWOWOWO

[Anonymous No.17526460]

>>17526393
Its a bullshit indicator people have been posting for 5 years. Has nothing to do with Institutional money

[Anonymous No.17526463]

>>17526449
uhhhhhh bros????

[Anonymous No.17526465]

>>17526449

[Anonymous No.17526467]

>>17526374
I saw a boomer on my flight the other day wearing a surgical mask. Except he removed it 50 times to talk, eat his pretzels, scratch his mouth... And he had a beard anyways.

So even if it wasn’t a mask meant to prevent fluid transmission and could ‘filter out’ airborne viruses, he repeatedly exposed himself.

The average retard population is going to panic buy all the masks and make no use of them at all.

[Anonymous No.17526469]

>>17526452
sold my jap puts friday kek

[Anonymous No.17526471]

>>17526449
MARKET CLOSED UNTIL AFTER SUPER TUESDAY AND BIDEN WINS FOR THAT SWEET SWEET 16% GAIN IN ONE DAY

[Anonymous No.17526473]

Hahaha we GREEN NOW boys! Good luck bears on monday

[Anonymous No.17526474]

>>17526449
I PUSH MY FINGER INTO MY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Anonymous No.17526475]

You all ready for largest 1 day point gain in history?

[Anonymous No.17526476]

[Anonymous No.17526477]

>>17526449
FIRST FOR ITS UNIRONICALLY HAPPENING

“”””just a flu””””” BULLTARDS BTFOD FOREVER LOL

[Anonymous No.17526481]

>>17526449
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[Anonymous No.17526486]

>>17526449
THANK FUCKING GOD I SHORTED BEFORE THE BELL AT FRIDAY
I'M GONNA WAKE UP RICH TOMORROW
THANK YOU BASED CORONA CHAN

[Anonymous No.17526489]

>>17526449
i looked anyway you bastard

[Anonymous No.17526490]

>>17526475
PPT going ham

[Anonymous No.17526494]

>>17526486
this is it man, this is THE BIG ONE

[Anonymous No.17526497]

>>17526449
btw this is a 100% satirical post which i made as a part of a hybrid mixed media graphic design and creative writing self-study program. i wish to specify that this image is 100% not legitimate and as far as i am awarae that NYSE is open.

[Anonymous No.17526501]

>>17526449
Fake news

Meanwhile, the futures went slightly green.

[Anonymous No.17526502]

>>17526449
>fake headline
>not including easter eggs

weak as hell bait

[Anonymous No.17526507]

>>17526449
Fake, but god I wish this was real

[Anonymous No.17526508]

>>17526449
ENJOY THE LONG WEEKEND BUDDIES
YOUR MONEY IS SAFU WITH ME ;)

[Anonymous No.17526511]

>>17526449
Do you have proofs/link so I know if to truly panic yet or not?

[Anonymous No.17526512]

>>17526467
Just because the vast majority of people are incapable of wearing it effectively does not mean that a properly worn mask does not reduce odds of catching it.

[Anonymous No.17526516]

>>17526449
Source?
So far only seen "could close"
I want it to happen, but come on.

[Anonymous No.17526518]

>>17526497
in fairness there are articles saying they have contingencies in place to close

[Anonymous No.17526519]

Everyone, the futures are in the green too.

>>17526449
High effort there anon

[Anonymous No.17526521]

>>17526449
I am literally shaking. I know it’s a meme but I’m freaking the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.17526522]

>>17526511
Haven't found any, it's probably fake

[Anonymous No.17526523]

>>17526486
>he shorted?

[Anonymous No.17526524]

>>17526516
>Source?

[Anonymous No.17526530]

>>17526521
you probably have the bataids

F

[Anonymous No.17526531]

>>17526424
AAL

[Anonymous No.17526532]

BUT MUH WEEKEND DOW!

Lets break 3000 ES before market open

[Anonymous No.17526533]

>When your BF loses all the money you were going to gold dig from him for by being retarded and trying to trade.

[Anonymous No.17526534]

This is fucking it boys, the greatest bear rappening of our time.

[Anonymous No.17526536]

>>17526455
>jblu

What price do you think we'll hit in that time?

[Anonymous No.17526540]

>futures absolutely pumping for no fucking reason

Reminds me of GDQ when 1 million in "anonymous donations" comes through in the last hour of the marathon. Where are my /v/ bros at by the way

[Anonymous No.17526543]

We bull nao.

>>17526430
>Their government deployed drones with speakers
Wow, that's pretty based.

[Anonymous No.17526548]

>>17526449
WTF THE LINK IS GONE

the govt damage control on this is insane
Less then 2 mins up and the article is scrubbed from the Internet

[Anonymous No.17526549]

Just a gap fill, get read for the next leg down

[Anonymous No.17526551]

>when the red futures hit

[Anonymous No.17526558]

>>17526536
dont know. but it and delta/aal are going into the shitter because of corona chan. already made 40% return

[Anonymous No.17526560]

My life would really be complete if the bears got BTFO this week

I wouldnt even mind my pending charges thatll have my locked up for a few months

[Anonymous No.17526564]

>>17526523
I'm actually the one who crashed the stock market, I bought 1K of shares in February 20th at 9:30AM EST, literally right after that we entered free fall.

The bogs really hate me.

[Anonymous No.17526568]

>>17526560
quit assaulting hookers anon

[Anonymous No.17526572]

>>17526551
I'm happy that the Coomer made something of himself.

[Anonymous No.17526574]

[Anonymous No.17526578]

>>17526540
>>futures absolutely pumping for no fucking reason

Trump is not going to allow the market to fall to 2017 levels. He's gonna keep pumping federal money into the market to try and keep his presidency afloat.

[Anonymous No.17526580]

>>17526440
Shhhh

[Anonymous No.17526583]

I am going to sell my Uber on the next pump I believe in them but they're going to get ravaged by this virus I'm going to buy in at $20 a share.

[Anonymous No.17526587]

>>17526543
Imagine having a speaker drone follow you around as you go through life
>Alexa drone, play Dragostea din tei
The future is now

[Credit Spread Officer No.17526589]

[Anonymous No.17526590]

>>17526212
Are u mad that u missed out on the literal 500% move over a span of a few months with SNSS? I don’t understand why everyone’s bashing something that’s clearly rebounding with strength- caution should be taken, but this shitstock might actually do okay. It’s either $3 or ZERO so be careful, Dogecoin is still a much better investment

>>17526449
Fakenews duuuude

>>17526558
I legit made 900% return on APT play this week, had I HELD FOR TWO FUCKING DAYS it woulda been 20,000%...though APT may give some fun swing plays throughout this month.

[Anonymous No.17526591]

>BOUGHT 100 MILLION IN SPY 100 PUTS ON FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.17526593]

>>17526578
That's not gonna help when China doesn't manufacture shit anymore. Not mentioning people are going to die in the streets in 2 weeks, like in Wuhan.

[Anonymous No.17526595]

>>17526540
/v/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.17526596]

Can you feel it? The change in the air? We are at the bottom of the V. The pendulum is at the apex

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17526597]

well... maxine waters is the chair of the finance commitee... she's the one impeach 45... has uncle powell and gets him to testify that he can't be fired.

[Anonymous No.17526601]

>>17526578
The fed cutting rates, pumping hard or instituting any emergency measures at all might honestly have the opposite effect and making investors think the end really is nigh. Watch the market commit sudoku the second the fed announces anything concrete.

[Anonymous No.17526610]

>>17526533
There are a lot of Chink hotties out there, most of whom look like they're 22 until they hit their early 50s. But somehow this tripfag manages to pick one of the ugliest ones which manages to hit the wall early. Rip in pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.17526612]

Uh bears, I thought we were all going to die???

[Anonymous No.17526613]

>>17526590
>I legit made 900% return on APT play this week, had I HELD FOR TWO FUCKING DAYS it woulda been 20,000%
sorry man but thats the game we play.

[Anonymous No.17526618]

WHY IS THE MARKET NOT DOWN 1000 POINTS MINIMUM THERE IS A LITERAL PANDEMIC THE CHINKS ARE BURNING 1000000 BODIES A DAY

[Anonymous No.17526620]

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

soon

[Anonymous No.17526621]

>>17526533
ew

[Anonymous No.17526629]

Smart man.

[Anonymous No.17526632]

>>17526449
If was nice knowing you all. In the post-apocalypse our code phrase will be “PARTY VAN”

[Anonymous No.17526633]

>>17526618
Let them pump the bubble before it explodes again

[Anonymous No.17526634]

>>17526601
Institutions are predicting as many as FOUR rate cuts THIS YEAR and the consensus is 100% certainty of at least one rate cut

At least thats what some dude in a suit on the fox business channel said

[Anonymous No.17526635]

Sweet green pastures here we come.

[Anonymous No.17526638]

>>17526629
nobody is reading that shit

[Anonymous No.17526643]

BEAR GANG ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.17526656]

>>17526449
I’m about to kiss my grandma in Colorado goodbye for the last time. This is it, the beginning of the end... holy shit

[Anonymous No.17526660]

Kospi is green and korea had 800 new cases yesterday. Its fucking over for the bears. The secret is out, this shit is nothing but a flu.
GG. You had a good run bears.

[Anonymous No.17526662]

OH OH OH

STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIVE

[Anonymous No.17526663]

>>17526634
Okay, then rates go to zero. Then what? Negative interest rates? Kek. Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.17526664]

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17526665]

>>17526235
Helicopter money.

[Anonymous No.17526667]

>first corona virus patient in New York City

Thank god. My puts are gonna do so well.

[Anonymous No.17526669]

>>17526663
>Kek.
this board is 18+

[Anonymous No.17526676]

>>17526663
Hey im just sayin what i heard im not the dude cutting rates jeez dude why you makin it sound like its my fault

[Anonymous No.17526682]

>>17525950
me too!
it's pretty dumb sometimes but I really like it!

>>17526095
>>17526093
Maybe I should add to REGN...

>>17526142
Baggie's gf is pretty nice looking!!

[Anonymous No.17526692]

>>17526676
lol

[Anonymous No.17526697]

20k long with stocks
500 short with 3/20 options
There is no way I lose

[Anonymous No.17526698]

>>17526669
If you grew up playing world of warcraft youve been saying kek for like 15 years

Its orcish for lol

[Anonymous No.17526699]

I made a gift just for you /smg/

[Anonymous No.17526705]

>>17526698
yeah i'm not a faggot weirdo so i wouldn't know

[Anonymous No.17526709]

>>17526705
bur

[Anonymous No.17526715]

Ahahahahahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.17526721]

>>17526705
4chan is infinitely gayer and weirder than world of warcraft

[Anonymous No.17526723]

>>17526705
cringe

[Anonymous No.17526724]

Good night mumus, sweet dreams

[Anonymous No.17526729]

>>17526705
based

[Anonymous No.17526731]

>>17526560
Well look at the bright side, when you get out you'll be qualified to be a /SMG trip

[Anonymous No.17526733]

>>17526715
Dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.17526735]

>>17526715
WHERE IS THAT FUCKING TRIPFAG

I WANT TO SPIT ON HIS FIRST BORN CHILD

[Anonymous No.17526740]

>>17526724
bobo... it' over... the pump.......

[Anonymous No.17526742]

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RED

[Anonymous No.17526743]

>everything will be daijoubu

[Anonymous No.17526744]

>>17526724
I’m an end of week bear and I’m quaking. We’re gonna have a major bounce you idiot.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17526748]

If you don't have calls and puts on the SPY right now you're doing it wrong . Strangle that bitch

[Anonymous No.17526750]

>>17526733
No. More like Zombie apocalypse cancelled.

[Anonymous No.17526753]

>>17526735
Absolutely based. Fuck tripfags.

[Anonymous No.17526754]

>>17526731
Lol

[Anonymous No.17526758]

>>17526748
yeah buy a strangle with the VIX at 40 you fucking retard lmao

[Anonymous No.17526765]

>>17526748
is that the iron condor formation?

[Anonymous No.17526769]

>>17526758
>VIX 80 EOW

[Credit Spread Officer No.17526775]

>>17526758
>not selling extremely wide iron condors

[Anonymous No.17526777]

imagine thinking you can have a bull market during a pandemic

[Anonymous No.17526780]

>>17526629
Sorry anon I enjoy trader stories though

[Anonymous No.17526782]

>>17526769

[Anonymous No.17526784]

OH NONONONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17526785]

>>17526775
>not buying far out of the money calls AND puts

[Anonymous No.17526788]

OH NONONONONONONO BEARS ARE GOING TO GET ABSOLUTELY BTFOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17526789]

How much money are the governments pumping into the system now?

[Anonymous No.17526791]

BEEF IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[Anonymous No.17526793]

I uses to be a drug addict

I feel like im high right now

Im high on hopium

Is money a drug

Im sorry God

[Anonymous No.17526794]

aaaaaaaaaand its gahn

[Anonymous No.17526795]

>>17526667
Why is anyone impressed? There will be more bears killing themselves after this week than actually die from this POS virus

[Anonymous No.17526797]

>>17526777
boomer delusion knows no bounds

[Anonymous No.17526798]

>>17526775
we get it, you googled options strats and now think you understand things. no one cares about you and your 4 figure account

[Credit Spread Officer No.17526802]

>>17526785

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17526803]

>>17526758
Didn't know I said anything about VIX.............

Wide strangle bro... Not hard.. add and trim when necessary

[Anonymous No.17526804]

Uhhhhhh my fellow bearchads???????????

[Anonymous No.17526808]

>>17526785
Whats worked well for me is far ITM calls and puts, sell both for 25% gains if crabby market, sell the whole package for minor gains if volatile market

[Anonymous No.17526813]

>>17526601
Yeah honestly the more I see these fake pumps (look at Friday. The fucking market jumped like 7 points in 10 minutes) the more I want to stay the fuck away from it all. It doesn't make me confident, it makes me afraid the market is propped up (which it is).

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17526815]

>>17526765
No. Strangle...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17526816]

uhh im not looking at it carefully enough... some asshole from bernie sander's campaign has decided he wants to talk to me about stuff....

[Anonymous No.17526819]

>>17526803
>Didn't know I said anything about VIX..
VIx is a direct measure of IV. if you dont take that into consideration when applying a strangle position then i dunno what the fuck you're doing. keep holding LCI from $20 i guess

[Anonymous No.17526821]

NANI????? IS IT GOING UP OR DOWN? ITS ACTUALLY IN A QUANTUM STATE OF UP AND DOWN!

[Anonymous No.17526826]

>bears have gone from fear mongering about the sniffles to conspiracy theories about worldwide government stimulus

[Anonymous No.17526833]

Asian markets all green. Europe is next, then the hugest green dildo you have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.17526836]

2nd death in washington state just now reported on fox news

Will it matter more than the 1st? Lol

[Anonymous No.17526838]

>he didn't panic
OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17526840]

>>17526833
Germany and France cases are skyrocketing, no way they stocks are gonna be green

[Anonymous No.17526842]

>>17526826
Well, its not really a conspiracy, its literally what they are going to do. They do it every single time the stock market drops.

[Anonymous No.17526843]

>>17526826
>OMO's are a conspiracy theory
is this the power of bulls?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17526844]

>>17526819
Thanks for the info newfag

[Anonymous No.17526853]

>>17526798
What's wrong with a 4 figure account? :(

[Anonymous No.17526854]

>>17526821
Hopefully it will open low due to the volatility and I’ll take my sweet profits while dumb money ladders up slowly and gives me even more discounted puts for next week.

[Anonymous No.17526861]

>believing the PPT / central bank duped futures

this is their ditch attempt to stop the sell offs

[Anonymous No.17526864]

>>17526715
>non mainland markets barely up
>shanghai up 2%
lol
they don't even try to hide it

[Anonymous No.17526865]

wtf is this crab shit?

[Anonymous No.17526870]

>>17526840
Korea had 800 new cases yesterday and kospi is green. The fact that it's fucking nothing is what is driving every single asian rally right now.

[Anonymous No.17526871]

>>17526864
China hiding something? Impossible

[Anonymous No.17526872]

>guys we will buy lots of futures on sunday night, all together with our big gov money

but.. this doesn't solve coronavirus at all

>dude the people will see green futures and buy lots of shit on monday

[Anonymous No.17526878]

>>17526449
Where everyone sees chaos. I see a perfect opportunity to loot GUZZOLINE and RAID SETTLERS. You need to have the raider mindset. See the patterns. When supply of water goes down. You need loot more.

Today I looted
Cars
Ammo
Women
Guzzoline
Water
Slaves
Masks
Road warrior skulls
Chains
Leather chaps

You average peasants will never... CAN never understand the RAIDER mindset. You think like sheep. Die when you're told, submit when you're told. The true RAIDER sees through it.

>RAID WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL, BE FEARFUL WHEN OTHERS RAID
-immorton joe

[Anonymous No.17526881]

the cringey tards in this thread jumping on bears the second they get a false pump is hilarious

i feel like i can see the life draining from their faces the second it is instantly gone

[Anonymous No.17526890]

the economy is gonna be fucked for years isnt it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17526892]

what was that ballad of baggie... fuck... didn't save it wish I had an opportunity to meet the crew that put it together.... they'd fucking love and respect me with out a doubt... damn lci guy... you're pretty cool when you shrug off the assholes screaming at you.

[Anonymous No.17526893]

>>17526842
So youre saying the market only goes up

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17526896]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE GIVING "ADVICE" WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FUTURES ARE KEK

[Anonymous No.17526897]

>>17526821
Market is down overall. Dow 30 is just 30 companies, whereas S&P is 500, so of course one can be up while the other is down.

[Anonymous No.17526901]

>>17526854

I'm new to puts. Best place to learn the strategies you speak of?

[Anonymous No.17526903]

>>17526893
The government certainly wants it too.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17526907]

>>17526878
did you dream? while you were sleeping did you wake up with ambitions and dreams for the future?

[Anonymous No.17526909]

>>17526896
SIlence tripfag

[Anonymous No.17526913]

>>17526853
nothing, we all start somewhere. but when you decide you want a persona here it's best to be a non-retarded pleb

[Anonymous No.17526915]

>futures

[Anonymous No.17526916]

>>17526901
this is a pretty good site for getting started with spreads
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/

[Anonymous No.17526919]

>>17526838
Hey, I drew that, nice. I’m a 22 year old female and the virus is actually nothing btw.

[Anonymous No.17526921]

>>17526864
Nikkei is up 0.86 korea, who was hardest hit is up 0.71.
Everyone knows this isn't the EOW scenario markets were treating it as. Sure earnings may be affected but it was way oversold.

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17526927]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE WHO ACTUALLY THINK THE MARKET WILL "GO UP" KEK

[Anonymous No.17526929]

>>17526864
Only villains try to hide the truth.

[Anonymous No.17526930]

>>17526890
It's on the table. No one knows. This is a one in a century pandemic combined with very poor global economic conditions and already fucked central banks.

Maybe we all go the way of Japan and just flat for 10 years.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17526936]

>>17526878
rape is illegal... forcing your self on a woman is not how things work... the woman give themselves to you... but your too busy raping and women talk behind your back like you don't even know.

[Anonymous No.17526941]

>>17526212
>>17526216

Holy shit lmao

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17526943]

Remember anons, staring at the futures will not help you! Have a rest, read a book, eat a nice dinner. Anything but staring at the chart.

[Anonymous No.17526944]

>>17526919
You didn't draw it, I drew it you stupid puto.

[Anonymous No.17526947]

>>17526927
>People ITT asking "how do I make a put?"
>Thinking central banks will allow people like this to walk out of the casino with their winnings

[Anonymous No.17526948]

I'm hands off in cash and bonds until next week. You niggers have fun.

[Anonymous No.17526949]

>>17526921
the market has no fucking clue dude


the same market was shooting up to ATH after ATH while China's manufacturing was completely shit all February and late January.

[Anonymous No.17526953]

>>17526927
high iq post anon

[Anonymous No.17526954]

>>17526921
>it was way oversold.
you all keep saying that but no one ever gives any explanation for why you think that

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17526957]

>>17526929
i've never tried to hide the truth... shit my gf is over 40 years old and ugly by your standards...

[Anonymous No.17526960]

>>17526921
Are markets ever right? Do futures always predict the future?

[Anonymous No.17526963]

>>17526949
>What is chinese new year

[Anonymous No.17526964]

>>17526936
Baggie plz stahp drinking. Seek help

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17526969]

>>17526948
im shorting bonds into this week have fun nigger.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17526970]

***
ATTENTION ALL BEARS
***

[Anonymous No.17526972]

>>17526957
baggie, chill on the booze.

[Anonymous No.17526973]

>>17526957
>He thinks he is going to have kids with a 40 year old woman
LMAO

[Anonymous No.17526974]

>>17526919
show vagene

[Anonymous No.17526977]

>>17526921
aaaaaaaaaand its gone.

[Anonymous No.17526978]

>>17526921
nikkei and korea only up .6% in my feed
hang seng is only up .13
meanwhile shanghai up 1.55%

>Everyone knows this isn't the EOW scenario markets were treating it as. Sure earnings may be affected but it was way oversold.
>way oversold
it managed to cause a pmi drop in china greater than in the financial crisis and people still claim it's overselling?

[Anonymous No.17526982]

>>17526960
That depends on how far into the future you intend to predict

If youre thinking anything beyond 30 minutes, unlikely

[Anonymous No.17526983]

>>17526969
Okay, post your positions then.

[Anonymous No.17526990]

>>17526970
Where is this picture from

[Anonymous No.17526994]

>>17526963
You do know all festivals were canceled, right?

[Anonymous No.17526999]

IT'S ALL CRASHING!!!!!!! I HAVE TO PULL OUT BEFORE I START LOSING FUCKING MONEY

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17527010]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE OPENING MARKET DUMP TOMORROW WILL BE "BIBLICAL"

[Anonymous No.17527015]

>>17526999
Checked
based panicker

[Anonymous No.17527018]

Next time China locks people inside their houses over the sniffles we should nuke them

[Anonymous No.17527021]

I've got a good bit of cash ready to trade tomorrow, I am thinking of doing half to a third Monday, then average up/down the next few days.

[Anonymous No.17527029]

>>17526994
As they were occuring, this is always a slow time for china

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17527032]

>>17526983
i already did on friday, i got TMV and you're just behind the curve.

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17527034]

>>17527018
WHY? YOURE LITERALLY OVERREACTING OVER THE SNIFFLES LMFAO GET A FUCKING GRIP U PUSSY. ITS LITERALLY JUST THE FLU BUD.

[Anonymous No.17527036]

>>17526943
fuck you especially, i've made so much money staring at charts
working was a scam all along

[Credit Spread Officer No.17527037]

>>17526990
from here frenno

[Anonymous No.17527041]

>>17527010
HOW DO I FUCKING SELL RIGHT NOW? I NEED TO PULL EVERYTHING OUT. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

[Anonymous No.17527042]

>.55%
>.33%
>.44%
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

[Anonymous No.17527045]

Sell me your bags. Dollar crash is next.

[Anonymous No.17527046]

>>17527034
You will be posting your losses tomorrow, right?

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17527056]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT BULLS DONT GO TO HEAVEN THEY GO TO HELL

[Anonymous No.17527059]

FUTURES GREEN. BEARS ARE DEAD. SPY 300 BY EOD. TIME TO V BACK TO 340 AND LIQUIDATE ALL BEARS.

[Anonymous No.17527060]

>>17527042
1400 point rally tomorrow. Screencap this

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17527068]

>>17527042
uhh the world is supposed to be ending.... fuck these assholes don't want to lose more than 5% because it's their jobs... fuck it fire them all let them vote for Bernie.

[Anonymous No.17527069]

>>17527042
Imagine not being able to see a dead cat bounce lmao

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17527073]

>>17527046
FRIENDLY REMINDER I DONT ACTUALLY LOSE MONEY BECAUSE IM EFFECTIVELY THE SMARTEST PERSON HERE

[Anonymous No.17527076]

>Futures have turned green
UH OH

[Anonymous No.17527077]

>>17527042
That's called the triple dubs. Very bullish pattern.

[Anonymous No.17527081]

>>17527037
Thank God that image is a few years old

I got drunk at a bar a month ago and played billiards with a negro and I called him a nigger, thats what about 12 people said to me immediately after and I look like that fella

Had me paranoid

[Anonymous No.17527082]

THIS IS DIRECTLY MANIPULATED BY THE WORLD BANK AND THE IMF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU No.17527088]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THIS IS HOW PEOPLE GET JUSTED, THEY FALL FOR THE "MUH 100pt PUMP" BEFORE A 1500 FALL

[Anonymous No.17527091]

>>17527077
Checked

[Credit Spread Officer No.17527100]

>>17527081

[Anonymous No.17527101]

>>17527042

they'll blame the drop after the bounce on bernie winning super tuesday

we can t let they get away with it berniebros

[Anonymous No.17527102]

>>17527081
lmao, and he's holding a ball in the pic

[Anonymous No.17527104]

>>17527021
YOU DAMN FOOL BUY SOME FOOD

[Anonymous No.17527108]

If I'm poor do I root for the bears or the bulls?

[Anonymous No.17527112]

As long as VIX remains high, there's no reason to expect us to stay green. Monday will be up then will plummet for the rest of the week.

[Anonymous No.17527115]

>>17527101
Holy shit, people have to be brain dead as fuck to think that would ever in 1 million years work.

[Anonymous No.17527116]

>>17527110
>>17527110
>>17527110

NEW
NEW
NEW

[Anonymous No.17527117]

>>17527108
you root for the bears so when the bear market is over (10 years from now) you buy in when the S&P is at 100

[Anonymous No.17527118]

>>17527088
Daily reminder you are a useless triphomosexual who should commit suicide.

[Anonymous No.17527123]

>>17527101
not like he'll have any tax revenue if the markets collapse

[Anonymous No.17527126]

>>17527108
bears. you want stocks on sale

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17527128]

Gonna do a tarot reading on the state of the market as requested by some anon a couple threads back.

[Anonymous No.17527131]

>>17527108
Root for bulls if you want a job, bears if you want to invest

[Anonymous No.17527141]

>>17527101
imagine thinking the rich elite are going to let this commie become president with those ideas. remember these are the same people that killed epstein in broad daylight. bernie has no chance of winning.

[Anonymous No.17527164]

>>17527104
I bought food and medicine for at least a month, just need some more bottled water.

[Anonymous No.17527169]

Greedy bears holding puts during then weekend after the fastest correction in history.
Silly bears.

[Anonymous No.17527223]

>>17527101
>seeing the word "tax" used that many times
i think i'm gonna be sick

[Anonymous No.17527229]

>>17527164

why are people buying water?

[Anonymous No.17527252]

>>17526460
Just a coincidence

[Anonymous No.17527259]

>>17527229
They're used to prepping for natural disasters like hurricanes and are buying the same kinds of things.

[Anonymous No.17527270]

>>17526486
M-me too bro... omg thank heavens if I wake up with my stocks as hard and up as my morning wood erection.

[Anonymous No.17527271]

>>17527259

Bit dumb.

[Anonymous No.17527285]

>>17527252
You mean a "cohencidence"

[Anonymous No.17527310]

>>17526297
It's all over.

[Anonymous No.17527327]

>>17526821
Nani the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.17527352]

>>17527271
Most people are not very smart.

[Anonymous No.17527362]

>>17527141
Bernie won't even get the nomination. Biden won last night which will most likely renew his chances to reclaim the first place, that's why they had that faggot Pete call it quits today randomly just so they could boost Biden's numbers with centrist democratic voters even more ahead of the upcoming major votes.
It wouldn't surprise me if they had Pete endorse Biden aswell, not to mention having Obama endorse Biden ahead of the important states.

[Anonymous No.17527368]

>>17526449
No sauce nigger, I can't find the article.

[Anonymous No.17527399]

>>17526919
>cunt taking credit, but expect us to believe them with out her tits and timestamp posted.
tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.17527450]

>>17526314
>he doesn't know
Best start believing in happenings, because you're in one

[Anonymous No.17527479]

>>17526350
Don't try to time the market, bro. Just DCA into your shorts, stonks only go down

[Anonymous No.17527480]

GAPS CLOSE TO GETTING FILLED! Now is the time, up or down.. what will they do? If up then we'll probably see a massive move tomorrow, with massive I mean 2-3%

[Anonymous No.17527564]

>>17526473
Fucking hope it's green tomorrow, can go all-in on cheap shorts

[Anonymous No.17527631]

Is it ok to be bearish about stocks and day trade instead?

[Anonymous No.17527672]

>>17526591


Lmao fuck you and die bitch. I hope you retarded zoomed bears have to suck dick to pay bills.

[Anonymous No.17527699]

>>17526715
>Massive fall
>Dead cat bounce is only half a percent
Holy shit Bobos, it's actually happening, we're really going to crash this economy with no survivors

[Anonymous No.17527720]

>>17527672


It was so obvious. Pin bars/long wicks that end green on the indexes. Shooting star in vix. You dumb zoomed bears calling end of the world just cuz literally 1 boomer with hiv died. Lmao. You’re so retarded. You deserve to be forever poor. For all time, for all your reincarnated lives.

[Anonymous No.17527727]

Seems the CDC dropped the ball (what a surprise huh) and didn't even bother to tell U.S doctors how to treat the virus symptoms so when some poor fool gets the virus doctors go "huh" when treatment options are presented. Just wondering: what the hell would happen if the CDC centers themselves got infected? We'd be fucked biggly.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17528540]

just buy GME and fucking live the strong side of this squeeze... fucking over 100% float is short? i mean data could be wrong, but literally just buy and tell your broker no you doon't allow shares sold short... fucking thing will squeeze fuck actual market cap, forget the end of the economy.... 107% of float is short? wtf what would it take to actually push this 2 bucks and actually force margin calls?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17528557]

israel will live longer than everybody in this thread. shalom.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17528594]

f to the thread