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>> No.17523328

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR2JtsVumFA

>> No.17523334

tripfags win

>> No.17523335

fuck tripfags

>> No.17523346
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>> No.17523351

>LVS puts that cheap

Loading up big tomorrow laddies

>> No.17523366
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>>17523346
Left is 1-20 Jan and right is 10-25 Feb. It is even worse than i thought

>> No.17523373
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>>17523328
> mfw I listened to that song a few years ago and actually paid attention to the lyrics

That guitar solo is sick, though

>> No.17523374

>>17523334
>win
It's not a game.

>> No.17523375

Shorting is the new paradigm. Im going out to the supermarket today and telling everyone i see to short. Shorting is literally guaranteed money at this point, and if you are not shorting you are basically retarded.

>> No.17523390

i have my brent crude calls set, am i gonna see some cashflow tomorrow ? strike 50,75 expiration april

>> No.17523393

>>17523346
stop worrying goy, the plants are all back online working 24/7 to catch up. everything is ok just keep cooooooooooooooooonsoooooooooooming

>> No.17523395
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>>17523351
Took a look at LVS, meh. But I did see pic related.
>Corona leveling out!
>2 weeks ago
LMAO

>> No.17523396

what options everyone buying on open????

>> No.17523402

Why do all tripfags seem like insecure, lonely, small dick, brainlets?

>> No.17523418

>>17523402
>hey can i get some (you)'s and attention too pls
go necc yourself faggot

>> No.17523428

>>17523402
because they are

>> No.17523434
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All you had to do was listen

>> No.17523435

>>17523395
Macau is their biggest cash cow and the gambling revenue there dropped 80-90%, and won't recover for a long time. It's going to get massacred

>> No.17523444

>>17523396
got only calls on brent crude, paid a shitload of premium for that 0,3 delta

>> No.17523446

>>17523374
Yeah you just lost "The Game"... Thanks for playing. I just lost the game too.

>> No.17523451
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17523451

You guys think these people who crave attention from an anonymous image board came from Reddit?

>> No.17523454

>>17523428

This. Always has been, and always will be.

>> No.17523471

>>17523435
WYNN is fucked.... Actually.... Wait a minute. If you're chinese and have money... You might just fucking go to macau and say fuck it. Shit, you might be a little more frugal though... I just fucking don't know what I don't know.

>> No.17523493

>>17523451
nah apparently we're just delinquents and get rejected from reddit.

>> No.17523505

What's gonna happen tomorrow guys?

>> No.17523506

>>17523434
I can’t wait for silver to cost pennies on the ounce. Maybe we can start coining silver dollars again?

>>17523279
Hey. You got to live through Punk Rock AND you experienced sex before Aids. Don’t be too greedy.

>> No.17523514

what is everyone buying? I got some appl, nke, spy, mmm

>> No.17523516

>>17523505
everybody thinks dump, so pump

>> No.17523537

Kek, I'm just sitting by letting this market shat just move whichever cause I'm waiting for ONTX to fly when the P3 results come to light. I've got my shares and my other things all in position just waiting for the epic cash infusion when I sell ONTX during the height of the P3 data release hype. I'm not greedy, 1.5 is all that's needed, but hey considering the 52w high and such glorious news if it should rise to 2.0 I'll take it with a big ass smile on my face as I hit that sell button on E-Trade.

>> No.17523539

>>17523395
I just don't know... I fucking love casinos, and they feel the boom bust of economies more than any other place because it's disposable income entertainment shit. Macau is different, simply because it's like all casinos and gambling, servicing all of the chinese, who's culture is rooted in gambling to a bit. I mean they could be profiting hard... It's like luxury goods. the real effects won't be seen until q2 and q3....

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>>17523434
Gold and silver are crashing. They crashed in 2008/2009 too.

BTFO

>> No.17523544

>>17523516

Idk man. It would just make sense for it to pump hard. It dropped way fast, and people had the chance to relax on the weekend, and you'd think bullfags will buy the dip. It just makes sense for it to pump... so it will probably dump.

>> No.17523549
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I'm preparing myself to be at the bottom for the next decade, lets do this anons.

>> No.17523550
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17523550

Please gimme more corona

https://youtu.be/B7aNt9ENPcE [Embed]

>> No.17523554

WYNN should beat estimates... a longer vacation from lunar holiday... That can't possibly be priced in.

>> No.17523559

>>17523514
I'm buying puts on NKE and LVS tomorrow. Rest of my money will just be holding SPY, QQQ, MORL, and USOI through the storm

>> No.17523561

>>17523537
please give me a quick rundown on ONTX:
which drug is in phase 3 right now and what is it supposed to cure?
When is its phase 3 data going to come out?

>> No.17523562

NZX 50 at -3% already

>> No.17523563

> zerohedge banned
> Market finally crashes

We didn't listen bros

>> No.17523569

>>17523516
Theres no reason to pump other than "buy the dip." Only bad news is coming out, more infections, more deaths, no vaccines for at least a year, supply chains still held up, effects of shutdown have yet to be felt by the industry.

>> No.17523571

M M M M M MY CORONA

>> No.17523579

>>17523544
but brent doesnt necessarily go with spy, dont know man, im gonna hold until OPEC+ and Russians announce smth good

>> No.17523581

>>17523561
they're literally a pump dump and a whale paid some one to get shares into bagholder's hands.

>> No.17523595

>>17523540

But 2008 was a credit crunch were people needed cash. Now we have the ready to pump the shit out of it on the president's whim... More likely the fed desperately props up equity markets like they already have been doing while safe haven assets with actual scarcity pump hard. Then again the dollar has become a safe haven for foreigners so maybe the inflation won't happen until after everything recovers and the foreigners start dumping the dollar.

>> No.17523602

>>17523561
oncology so it's fucking cancer. meh, nobody cares about curing cancer, chase virus immuno-therapy everybody and their government is throwing money at this shit right now.

>> No.17523625

What hasn’t been shorted to shit already?

CAT?
INTC?

Looking like it’s too late to crush the cruises and hotels and casinos. They’re already below the bollybands

>> No.17523628

>>17523351
>>17523395
>>17523435
>>17523539
Well well well, look what I found:
>down 87.8% from a year earlier
https://www.bloombergquint.com/onweb/macau-gaming-revenue-suffers-record-plunge-from-virus-blow
Im buying puts at market open for sure now.

>> No.17523629

>>17523602
since im only interested in buying hype and selling news, i will think about your argument. thanks

>> No.17523631
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Chairman Bobo speaking

Comrades, are you ready for the Great Leap Downwards?

>> No.17523641

>>17523540
>>17523595
We don't have 0% interest rates, and some central banks have held rates high to investors dismay. You're not looking at the full picture and the guy is literally dumping his metal on your face while you're being pissed on and thinking it's just a golden shower of mana.

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>>17523631
i've prepared myself for +90% losses, to the bottom we goooo

>> No.17523653
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t. we didn't listen bros

>> No.17523661

>>17523631
Britain says 对

>> No.17523676

My plan tomorrow:

LSV puts
DAL puts
UAL puts

VIX calls
SQQQ calls

KO stocks
VZ stocks
T stocks
RTN stocks
LMT stocks

>> No.17523681

I've decided I am going to start buying in £3k tranches every week for the next 2 months, see how close to buying the true dip I can get.

>> No.17523685
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BLOOD
BATH

>> No.17523691

>>17523629
there's plenty of hype and momentum right now. we have been seeing huge moves in every market... It's tough.. the next 2 months are going to be pretty chaotic.

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How do I go long on bat meat?

>> No.17523707

Currencies are trading my dudes

>> No.17523716

>>17523707
how is my maple peso CAD doing?

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WHY DIDNT I GAMBLE ON THE BIOTECH STOCKS

AHHHHHJ

>> No.17523734

>>17523716
apparently dollar is down so everything else is doing good

>> No.17523740

>>17523707
Currencies are always trading, you retarded namefag.

>> No.17523742

>>17523346
Corona saves the environment when all the leftist wind could not. Corona really is a blessing.

>> No.17523747

>-3% and dropping in NZ
its over

>> No.17523753

>>17523740
>hurr durr i cant tell the difference between central and interbank trading from retail trading times

>> No.17523762

I think we see a quick pump, followed by a walk off a cliff.

>> No.17523777

>>17523697
get a few pregnant ones and a male, and you build a coup or what ever. you have to make sure it's got insects and stuff they can catch.. and you raise them.

>> No.17523789

>>17523753
The currency markets are always open for both institutional traders and retail because of overlapping timezones. You're retarded, don't pretend you know anything about forex.

>> No.17523819

>>17523789
>he thinks he can trade currency pairs through a retail forex broker on saturdays

t. kid actor on kids say the darndest things

>> No.17523823

>>17523747
It's NZ, it was always over down there.

>> No.17523825

>>17523302
The older generation is losing its grip. The Clintons will be gone for 2024. The entire playing field will start to change. From there into 2032 we should witness the disintegration of government for all the socialistic programs will become unsustainable. What happens then when the people who counted on those promises realize it is all a lie?

>> No.17523844

>>17523825
>he thinks the 21st century will see a weakening, rather than strengthening, of the state
2006 called it wants its utopian libertarianism back

>> No.17523850

>>17523561
The results come out H1 2020. Its a rare but deadly bone cancer drug. The other treatment options for this cancer are all 10 years old and all have kinda worse side effects to boot. Read the docs on the site, good things are happening. shit is patient locked till 2037. deals to roll it out en-mass to partners already in place. institutions have bought into it.

>> No.17523857

>>17523819
>he thinks he can trade currency pairs through a retail forex broker on saturdays
Yes, retard. The Forex market is literally always open, regardless of if your shitty broker lets you do it. I can trade Forex 24/7.

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>>17523676
I bought LMT but am now seriously questioning it.

If Trump pulls us out after putting the Taliban in charge of the middle east, what's going to happen to the share price of aerospace/defense contractors?

>> No.17523874

>>17523762
Pump into bear trap, cliff fall Wed/Thurs and relief Friday
Trump is undoubtedly personally seeing to the market so just ask yourself what an abusive divorced mother would do to maximize her own potential while convincing everyone things are okay if losing was inevitable

>> No.17523888

>>17523857
then name your broker

>> No.17523897
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https://strawpoll.com/dpgpfpw7
https://strawpoll.com/dpgpfpw7
https://strawpoll.com/dpgpfpw7

>> No.17523898

>>17523874
you mean into a bull trap

>> No.17523901

>>17523888
There are tons of brokers that let you do it. Just search "24/7 Forex trading" and pick one.

>> No.17523905

What's gonna happen tomorrow? Any prediction on how much it'll drop?

>> No.17523927

>>17523905
just a small drop tomorrow, like a half a percent

>> No.17523928

>>17523901
so you can't name your broker?

>> No.17523935

>>17523905
Gonna be initial 'optimism' that'll give way by lunchtime for -3% on close. Calling it now.

>> No.17523952

>>17523747
its new zealand, so that means its 3% up dumy

>> No.17523959

>>17523952
okay, I lol'd

>> No.17523960
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40 minutes

>> No.17523963
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17523963

Noob here

Could someone please explain why the spread is so dramatically large between the Bid and Asking price? Am I going to be able to sell this option at a middle price between the two tomorrow?

>> No.17523969

guys what happens to the central banks if wipe the jews off the face of this planet

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234236052833001472

>> No.17523975

>>17523676
>trading options on a 3x leveraged ETF

muted

>> No.17523980

>>17523928
Just pick one of the list, you twat. I use a broker that only operates within my very small country.

>> No.17523989

>>17523873
They will be fine, hes not cutting the budget. LMT and RTN are basically just government back tech companies.

>> No.17523991

>>17523980
so you can't name your broker?

>> No.17523992

Is Nikkei opening at 7pm EST?

>> No.17523995

>>17523963
prolly cause some asshole's quote is fucking with things. look at the context of the surrounding strikes to get an idea of the true mid.

>>17523980
kek keep LARPing

>> No.17524000

>>17523928
He is right you fucking tripfag, now go back to redit.
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/how-forex-market-trade-24-hours-day/

I hate niggers like you

>> No.17524002
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Reminder that this brainlet tripfag is a convicted felon that robbed a store at gunpoint and he’s giving you financial advice.

>> No.17524008

>>17523874
>relief friday
unless Trump orders the US Navy to ship cargo from China and send the US Army to work the Chinese Factories, I don't see the Economy magically unfucking itself no matter how much fake money is being shoved into it.

it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

>> No.17524011

anybody have any good google trends indicators? searches for '401k' and 'vanguard' peaked on friday. are the boomers exiting?

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>>17524002
Not only is he a nigger tier criminal, he’s a Stocktwits PND faggot.

>> No.17524021

>>17523992
I thought it opened at 6pm

>> No.17524023

I read some rumors about NorCal being put in quarantine this week

>> No.17524034

>>17523995
Are you denying the fact that there are brokers that let you trade 24/7?
>>17523991
FDXX

>> No.17524038

>>17524011
“Cough”
“How to buy medicine”
“Quarantine”
“How much does a hospital trip cost”
“Flu symptoms”

>> No.17524042

>>17524023
Trump won't do anything that threatens the economy until it's too late.
You'll see people dropping in the streets before the feds do anything drastic.

>> No.17524045
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TMDX earnings coming up 2/3 or 2/4. Some of you are okay, make sure to get in if we have a red Monday.

>> No.17524053

>>17523825
uhh.... don't you see that the republican establishment under trump has lost it's actual core values? Federal control is now at a focal point like never before... Actually the democrats killing babies, in these partial birth abortions, and denying citizens the right to 2a... Trying to make men women, and using the guise of being a woman against the laws that have governed us for over 2 centuries. I mean I hate it.. This isn't the place for this discussion, but the Democrats honestly want to kill the american dream... The ability to come up from the bottom and rise to the top. They want people to believe the only hope for a family and a future is to give up your rights to be ambitious. They want to break free will, they want to stop creativity, and feel things of that nature are immoral and wrong.

The American dream was built upon the founding father's principals. Life, Liberty, and property. The democrats believe the state should tax all property and even till this day when you don't pay your taxes, you could potentially lose your property.... I think the expansion of government "in the matter of national security" sure it hurts, but we have too understand why the federal power is there and what it's doing..... I think the 10th amendment might be the most important part of the bill of rights. I don't want to get into a constitutional debate, but I see it clear as day... both sides of the aisle are fucking up... I just hate that guys like Ted Cruise and Rand Paul are in a minority when it actually comes to issues like our own constitution...

>> No.17524054

>>17524021
I'm seeing 9am local time opening for the Tokyo Stock Exchange and its 7:28am in Tokyo rn so unless my math is bad it should be 7pm EST.

>> No.17524060

Gonna be a /crab/ week

>> No.17524063

>>17523963
Few reasons usually low volume, and high uncertainty, also this only counts orders actually post to the market, there are people looking to buy/sell but don't put in an order until they see a price they like (usually done by machines so its super fast). Could be everything that was under the ask was bought up, then it dipped.

>>17523975
rude

>> No.17524082

>>17524023
Some companies are mandating 2 week quarantines if you're any kind of sick. I haven't heard anything yet about full on quarantine though. Might be soon given Santa Clara has a case and that's a large hub of Silicon Valley.

>> No.17524086

>>17524045
who?

>> No.17524087

>>17524034
Bist du Schweizer?

>> No.17524105

>>17524053
the GOP's "core values" have been an absolute sham since the 60's

>> No.17524108
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FUTURES OPEN IN HALF AN HOUR GET READY

>> No.17524109

>>17523928
>>17523995
tard

>> No.17524120

First for SNSS MONEY PRINT

>> No.17524128

>>17524002
Keep in mind he also lied about his holdings. So if he is a convicted felon, he's probably lying about it being for armed robbery, its probably actually
for something like diddling kids

>> No.17524140

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMFAO AMERICA IS FUCKED SHORT THIS INTO THE GROUND

>> No.17524145

>>17524000
"The market is open 24 hours a day in different parts of the world, from 5 p.m. EST on Sunday until 4 p.m. EST on Friday."

Might want to read your link you filter coronanigger.

>> No.17524148

>>17523446
Don't ever reply to me and kys.

>> No.17524149

>>17524108
Nothing's gonna happen mate

>> No.17524153

https://twitter.com/dorisberriz/status/1234234427187879936

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE HAPPENING IS GOING TO BIBLICAL AND AMERIMUTTS ARE GOING TO BE FUCKING OBLITERATED.

>> No.17524154

>>17524140
>trying this hard to avoid being filtered
Filtered

>> No.17524155

>>17524108
*puffff*
Cool, man, real cool

>> No.17524156

>>17524140
what tweet did you read THIS time?

>> No.17524170

>>17524120
lets wait until wednesday. then we will know if it prints money or not.

>> No.17524172

>>17524053
hey zoomwy:
>>>/pol/

>> No.17524178
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>JPMorgan, Citi and Goldman Sachs all believe there hasn't been enough pain to call a bottom yet
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/01/jpmorgan-citi-and-goldman-sachs-all-believe-there-hasnt-been-enough-pain-to-call-a-bottom-yet.html
BOBOS ARE IN COMPLETE CONTROL NOW

>> No.17524185

>AMERICA HAS 46,500 ICU BEDS
>MODERATE SCENARIO THEY NEED 200K
>WORST CASE THEY NEED 2.9M
ITS...GOING..TO...BE FUCKING BIBLICAL.

>> No.17524192

>>17524153
ur a little gay bitchhhh

>> No.17524206

>>17524185
didn't Britain have like 29?

>> No.17524210

>>17524105
I dunno what happened... I was like 5 years old and saw clinton get in. Saw Newt make him stop spending all this money... I hate it, but I have no true expeience... born in 88 and like that makes me about 32, all I saw was war on crime and drugs, and niggers getting rich singing about what they saw and what their friends did. It became a war against police, breaking laws, honestly children idolized these people who in less than 6 months turned 1 million into bankruptcy, when back in 97 you take that, just invest it, don't squander and buy frivoulous shit... who cares... dumb niggas did dumb shit. This thread should be a lesson. You can fuck up over 20 fucking times... You can lose your life in a single accident. Too many people count, depend and need you. Don't fucking die.

>> No.17524212

Tomorrow is your chance to exit when the bounce back happens. This market has been waiting a long time for a major correction.

>> No.17524216

Really hope we see a circuit breaker tomorrow.

>> No.17524217
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>>17524178
RUN BULLS RUN, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17524223

shill me a biotech company lads, ive got a couple grand to blow

>> No.17524225

>the impact of a covid-19 pandemic on hospitals is expected to be severe in the best of circumstances.
yeah im fucking thinking we short 10x into the ground. cya around burgers. lmfao

>> No.17524230

>>17524178
Fucking living the dream

>> No.17524231

>>17524172
who care's we got 40 mins till futures. I hope you love this as much as I do.

>> No.17524240

>>17524212
You mean enter. Puts have been too expensive but by midday there'll be a 50% discount

>> No.17524243

>>17524145
Jesus Christ, retard, the forex market is open 24/7 but only some brokers let you trade for the whole period. Go read the first pages of babypips.

>> No.17524271

When has China been reporting new daily deaths? Any idea on the time?

>> No.17524285

>>17524243
oh thank god you accept my currency... what a dipshit the guy next door was for saying forex was closed, give me all of that for this, negotiate ok for that. Thanks so much mister.

>> No.17524288

>>17524178
Someone bake a new bread with just this article as OP

>tfw NGMI

>> No.17524290

>>17524243
Why can't you name your broker? What's the matter? You scared?

>> No.17524303

>>17524271
why would you care about fake numbers?

>> No.17524307

>>17524303
Because it still will spook the market even though its fake.

>> No.17524316

Costco sold out of everything from the corona virus scare... Would it be good idea to buy costco stock tmrw?

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>having a shit broker
lmao

>> No.17524325

>>17524303
>>17524307
lets be honest the market doesn't give a shit about real numbers either.

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everyone take a kek at the "great american health care system"

>> No.17524332

>https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-in-us.html

We are up to 9 NON-travel related transmissions in the US.

>> No.17524341

I'm abandoning ship until the market literally bottoms out and there is blood in the streets.

I will buy some Netflix shares since people need something to do while they're awaiting death.

Maybe some Costco shares too.

>> No.17524346

>>17524290
If the Forex market closed on the weekend, a government could collapse and they would still honor the Friday prices on Sunday morning in currency transactions. It doesn't work that way, currency is constantly trading 24/7, only some people have access to it.

>> No.17524349

>>17524332
the real number is probably 1-10k. washington state has seen transmissions as early as january 15.

>> No.17524353

>>17524346
nigger, the central banks and interbanks trade, but it's not open to retail traders like you and i, you fucking moron.

>> No.17524357

>>17524341
Should be getting condom calls.

>> No.17524358
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17524358

*crashes your stock market*

>> No.17524359

movie marathon until market open?

>> No.17524360
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>>17524349
Shut up felon, you have been spouting bullshit all day. I already told you, rope yourself.

>> No.17524366

I've lost 1,528 and I don't care. I'll make it back in due time. I've not sold a single thing, all those divvy payouts will help offset the pain. Sides it only counts if you sell so fuck that shit and let it roll cause I've got 28 years to go till I turn 65. You know when it comes down to it, my 2021 tax refund will cover this setback and then some anyway so why the hell should this bother me any. Not to mention when ONTX flies, all that extra money gained in an eye blink, will be putting a big ass smile on my face.

>> No.17524367

oh fucking boy, what's it gonna be? 10 min!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17524370

>>17524360
imagine coping and panicking over 9 cases when the real number is in the thousands. pretty sure youre getting the rope soon kiddo ;)

>> No.17524374

>>17524353
>it's not open to retail traders like you and i
Yes it is, it's dependent on your broker. Just fucking look it up instead of coping

>> No.17524375

>>17524349
10k infected, 1 dead. Really throws a wrench in your bullshit fear mongering.

>> No.17524377
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>> No.17524381

Hey guys just popped in to say I reallllly love sucking cock and I'm a faggot Canadian

>> No.17524385

>>17524370
>you:mom, i coughed today...
>your mom: NOOOO MY TIMMYERINOOOOOO WHYYY CORONAAA WHYYY MY TIMMMMYYYYY

>> No.17524386
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17524386

*TINK TINK TINK*

Ahem

>> No.17524389

>>17524375
another stupid burger mutt that doesnt understand they just started testing for this and the deaths will be piling up by the hundreds sooner than later. imagine being so dumb. oh wait youre an amerimutt.

>> No.17524405

>>17524374
>he still can't name his broker because he larps as an isle of man resident

>> No.17524410

>>17524370
imagine being a faggot and sharing a bong with some one who has the virus and getting this shit because of your own stupidity.

>> No.17524411
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>>17524385
cringe as fuck, wasnt even funny

>> No.17524414

>>17524325
+1

Momentum, panic, and behavioral finance theory are driving the algos, not “real data from real scientists”

If you try to Al Gore this situation, then prepare to BTFO

>> No.17524418

futures are going to open ~500 points lower, 50 on /ES

>> No.17524421

>>17524410
imagine buying every single dip and being down thousands because youre a retarded american sperg. oh wait thats actually you kek.

>> No.17524428

>>17524405
I'm from Malta. Have fun trading your o*nda account and getting fuck by them.

>> No.17524442

>>17524411
you have no right to cringe tripfag

>> No.17524444

5 minutes to see what fed will do

PPT ready?

>> No.17524449

>>17524411
This
>>17524414
And this

>> No.17524456

>>17524386
>drop
>crab
>drop
>crab
>drop
>crab
Im ok with taking the stairs down

>> No.17524464

Im gonna cry

>> No.17524466

>>17524418
>>17524444
Buckle up, boys, and hide the peace pipe
*pufff*

>> No.17524467

>>17523516
everybody thinks this now, so dump

>> No.17524470
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>>17524358
Herro white piggu
how dow doring? so sad

>> No.17524484

Hold me.

>> No.17524490

>>17524410
B-b-but at least you washed your hands, r-right?

>> No.17524492

>>17524418
uht oh, it's going to be even worse

>> No.17524493

*PUFFF*

>> No.17524498
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17524498

Is it just me or have the tripfags gotten more unhinged lately? I might actually filter somebody for the first time after nearly 13 years of visiting this shithole kek.

>> No.17524499
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17524499

Damn... I'm going to be late to this $COST party, aren't I? Only grabbed 1 share.

>>17523688
Got those road strokes ready to go?

>> No.17524502

>>17524411
>NUUUUUU THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW YOU HECKIN WOJACK NOW HOW AM I GONNA LAFF WHYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.17524507

1 minute until futures open and collapse the world economy. you ready?

>> No.17524509

Got 7K in puts, hope it doesn't dump immeidately at open want to load up on more

>> No.17524510
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*ring ring*

>> No.17524511

>>17524377
keke did you just make that?

>> No.17524515

>>17524507
Did anything happen

>> No.17524520
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oof

>> No.17524521

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.17524526

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17524527
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17524527

God bless the Trump Economy

>> No.17524529
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>>17524515
A Chinese grandma just flew over my house!

>> No.17524531

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.17524534

>>17524515

WE PUMPING BUY THE DIP

>> No.17524535

>>17523446
Not cool baggie.

>> No.17524536

INSTANT GAP DOWN -2.5% on futures. BLACK MONDAY CONFIRMED. SELL EVERYTHING IF YOU HAVENT YET. THERE IS NO RECOVERY. THIS IS THE BIG ONE.

>> No.17524540

FUCKING KEK

>> No.17524541
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>>17524510

Moshi Moshi?

>> No.17524542

-800 holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17524547

>>17524510
Bogdanof?

>> No.17524549

>>17524534
Buy the dip!

>> No.17524550

>>17524206
England

>> No.17524552

FUTURES ARE NOW AT -3.5%. HOLY SHIT. END OF US ECONOMY AS WE KNOW IT.

>> No.17524553

>>17524536
Should I sell weed stonks?

>> No.17524557

>-3%
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH- *wheeze* aahaHAHAHAHAHHAHA *coughing fit* ahahahahahah- *gasp for air*

AHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHA FAGGOTS

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>> No.17524563

>>17524421
I'm fine. I honestly get to pay for 80% of the health insurance for my employees. Some of them use a spouse's plan, some deny coverage all together, but I have to offer it. Mean while in the past 2 weeks, over a third of my office has been sick.... even the broad who leaves at 4pm left at 3 and took the next day off. I'm just telling you they don't have carona virus, they have flu... and didn't get the flu shot. They could have a cold... who knows... maybe i caught it way earlier and what ever.. I didn't die. I survived.

>> No.17524572

Pump incoming.

>> No.17524574
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wololo

>> No.17524580
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAHT DO YOU MEAN FUTURES ARE DOWN. THIS WAS THE BULL RUN THAT WAS GOING TO MAKE US RICH. THE BEARS CANT WIN!!!!!! ITS JUST THE FLU!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD I HAVE NO SEEN THIS. WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS. EVERYONE SAID THIS WAS STILL A BULL MARKET. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW. NONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17524581

>>17524552
Can't wait to roll my million dollars of put gains into $30 KO shares

>> No.17524583
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17524583

Nothing burgerers BTFO, i told you

>> No.17524587
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17524587

goodnight bulls, have a nice sleep

>> No.17524588

fuck I shouldn't have sold my puts, where is powell?

>> No.17524589

>>17524492
Look at these Sooners who don’t even read candlesticks or look at volume. Stop paper trading. Just buy and index fund, and get a job.

>> No.17524590

>>17524557
Oh No, now we're only up 27 percent the past three years :^]

>> No.17524592

>>17524583
Give it a couple hours.

>> No.17524597

>he doesn't fade

>> No.17524600

AHAHAHAHAH ALL YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED BULL FAGGOTS JUST GOT REKT AND IM HERE FOR IT. GET FUCKED RETARDS. TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY WATCHING ALL YOU DIPSHITS GET ABOSLUTELY FUCKING REKT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17524602

Absolutely happening holy cannoli

>> No.17524603

THIS IS NOT a DRILL

>> No.17524605

>>17524589
i have a job and only hold index funds. i do have cash though, and plan on buying at various levels

>> No.17524606

>just buy the dip lol
time to commit suicide retards

>> No.17524607

>>17524547
They bhought de Dip
Doomp eet.

>> No.17524608

If I want to see shit going wild with futures, which site or google search term would be best to go with so I can enjoy the ride too?

>> No.17524610
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I will be so honest and state that I did not short the market and waited for further developments.
But imagine the state of those poor fools who """""bought the dip""'"""

Jesus

>> No.17524612
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>> No.17524613

Aren't futures just a meme? I want Monday to bleed, of course -- FUCK tripfags and retarded bulls -- but they don't really mean much, I thought.

>> No.17524615

>>17524600
AHHHH KEK AGREES
>Those deadly dubs!

>> No.17524617
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nvm we paumping im a bull now

>> No.17524619
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17524619

God yes here we goooooo

>> No.17524620

>>17524553
Nah bro, let it sink a little more for a year before you sell.

>> No.17524623

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPpfSp40qy0

this goes out to the tranny anons...

>> No.17524624

>>17524607
he panic sold.
fill the gapdown

>> No.17524631

CAN ALL THE RETARDED ANON TRANNIES PLEASE COME OUT AND SHOW US YOUR LONGS SO WE CAN TOGETHER LAUGH AT YOU. THAT WOULD BE FUCKING BIBLICAL.

>> No.17524633

Sauce? I don't want to pay $20k for a Bloomberg terminal or whatever.

>> No.17524634
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BULLS BTFO THE FUCK OUT
THANK YOU BASED BAT EATERS

>> No.17524635

>>17524590
we're heading for sub-2008 levels

>> No.17524637

That's it, i'm buying $15K in extremely OTM SQQQ and SDOW calls

>> No.17524639
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>>17524617
Hahaha retarded bullfags btfo! I can't believe your naive optimism!

>> No.17524640

it' only 6, too early to celebrate

>> No.17524642

>>17524600
Man I bet your parents suffered like hell raising such an insufferable faggot. Markets are going bull again, enjoy your trap.

>> No.17524643

>>17524620
but it looks good and bullish earnings soon

>> No.17524644

>>17524633
https://in.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures-advanced-chart

>> No.17524649

>when you have $100k of stock incentives vesting tomorrow

I mean had. At least I bought some puts mid feb, but not enough.

>> No.17524650

How do you hide namefag posts?

>> No.17524652
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17524652

NOOOOOO NOT THE FUTUREINOS

>> No.17524653
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>> No.17524656

>>17524642
LOOK AT THIS COPING FAGGOT LMFAO. HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BULL/BEAR TRAP. OH MY FUCKING SIDES KEK.KEEP BUYING THE DIP BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17524657

>>17524613
In this case they give us a general direction and show us what the markets (algos and institutions) think of the current state.
When the futures go down 3,5% the general sentiment seems to be "Oui! Dümp. Et. Oll."

>> No.17524658

There's like 5 bots fighting on ES and NQ, the big boys have not started their bots yet.. I wonder why

>> No.17524664

>>17524644
Thanks, compadre.

>> No.17524665

>>17524656
>typing in caps

>> No.17524667
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>>17524656
post your account size, pleb

>> No.17524669
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17524669

BEARS BTFO WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON

>> No.17524674

>>17524658
PPT big boy, waiting for mnuchin to buy

>> No.17524677

>>17524665
>>17524667
COPING RETARDED BULLS LOSING MONEY HAHAHAHAHAAHAH I TOLD YOU RETARDS BUT NONONONO "BUY THE DIP" AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

>> No.17524683

>>17524624
Hehe, We going up to 2950 in 30mins

>> No.17524684

>>17524669
>1min candles
cring

>> No.17524688

>>17524650
Install 4chanx and filter by tripcode.

>> No.17524689

>>17524684
it's not even futures you missed my epic jokerino :(

>> No.17524694
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>look at the clock
>futures have been open 10 minutes
>decide to take a look
>literally deleted that entire rally from the end of friday

MY FUCKING SIDESSSSSSSSSS!!!! BOOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

>> No.17524696

>>17524657
Thank you

>> No.17524700

>>17524689
I got the joke senpai
it was epic!

>> No.17524702

even if we drop 3% monday it won't even be at the lows from friday. get fucked bears.

>> No.17524703

>>17524689
I’ve been made a fool of!!!!

>> No.17524707

>>17524694
That lady in the middle has an awfully large nose...

>>17524700
Based! Praise Kek and shadily my fellow oldf*g brother!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17524709

>>17524694
amazing bull trap on the part of the fed i must say, i looked forward to their despair after the weekend

>> No.17524712
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>NNONONONONONONON JUST KEEPING BUYING THE DIPS GG-GUYS, WERE STILL BULL!! BEARS ARE GAY!!!

>> No.17524715
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>>17524588
me too and I want to be mad, but it's hard when you've made more money in a week than in two years of buying&holding index funds

>> No.17524717

Monday and Tuesday are going to be telling as to how fucked we are.

>> No.17524719
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Welp, looks like we have to sell the house Rhonda. I'll call up Steve, we'll list it for $950k. Should sell pretty quick.

>> No.17524722

>>17524694
I don't think it was boomers. only some smoothbrained bulls and the Fed

>> No.17524723

Dubs and we rally + bears btfo

>> No.17524729

Thank you based corona chan

>> No.17524732

>>17524707
> ITSDEEEEFUCKING JOOOOS!!FUCKTHOSEJOOOS NOSE. AAAAAA FUCK. IM A WHITE NIGGER

>> No.17524733

>>17524702
what a delusional cope, kekerino my sides

>> No.17524736
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MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.17524737
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this is balancing, wait for the spring... i posted this like on thursday or wednesday... look at these levels.

>> No.17524740

>>17524723
trips and you should've bought the dip

>> No.17524742

>>17524732
Cringe

>> No.17524745

>>17524723
Digits and corona mutates to give lung failure in a week to everyone infected

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>>17524723
off by one

now Bobro dubs will see DOW drop below 23k by Tuesday

>> No.17524749
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>>17524736
There are no breaks
we're going all the way down

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>>17524712
>it always recovers!!! just wait it out!!

>> No.17524757

>>17524709
the fucked up thing is as a day trader, i get to enjoy all of this lovely volatility in the markets with no downside. no gaping like what happens on the daily chart, there is no guarantee the market will open at the same price as the previous day's closing price, idk why you'd take that risk when you don't have to as a day trader.

>> No.17524759
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Oh Nyooo~

>> No.17524760

SELL SELL SELL!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17524761

>>17524742
THANKS FOR THE YOU DUMBASS

>> No.17524762
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>>17524723
numbers and the market never recovers
the bobo will leave its cave FOREVER

>> No.17524763
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>mfw world burns as i watch

>> No.17524768
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17524768

Was this prophetic?

>> No.17524786

dubs and the Dow falls 3k points on Monday

>> No.17524788
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17524788

>I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of faggot zoomer bear fucks suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

>> No.17524791

>>17524763
lewd

>> No.17524796
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>>17524788

Based

>> No.17524798

damn i overwrote some good shit... well... fuck it. To the incels out there. One time I was young... I took a cherry stem tied it in a knot, stuck it in my mouth... i walked up to a girl drinking a fruity ass drink. asked if I could eat her cherry... she said ok, then i stuck the whole thing in my mouth did some acting and pulled out the tied knot... she ended up letting me stick my penis inside of her.

>> No.17524801
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>> No.17524802

>>17524788
What futures are you looking at

>> No.17524804
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17524804

>>17524786
lemme try

>> No.17524805

honestly though to be fair this is probably a good place to buy a futures contract or 10, easy money.

>> No.17524811

>>17524791
oh im way more lewd.... >>17524798
damn i forgot that broads name... it happens... i've had sex with too many different women...

>> No.17524815

>>17524805
it's still dropping you retard, you say this every day it plummets

>> No.17524816

How low are the futures?

>> No.17524819

Just how dead is the market come next week?

>> No.17524822

>>17524768
ITWASDEJOOS :O

>> No.17524826

It's only money, girls.

>> No.17524829

>>17524816
i had a chart for the spring... i'm waiting for open actually... i don't give a fuck.

>> No.17524830

>>17524798
>>17524811
wow, this is pretty pathetic. does this happen a lot on this board?

>> No.17524832

>>17524804
>>17524762
>>17524759
Circuit breakers when?!!?

>> No.17524833

>>17524801
I used to believe this until I started working in the construction business

>> No.17524834
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>>17524815
'buy the dip' herd mentality is a retarded one kek

>> No.17524839

>>17524008
I could see the Chinese getting North Korean workers to help take up the slack in their factories while their own folks stay home

>> No.17524841

USPS worker positive in seattle area

>>17524819
another -10% week probably. got a big bubble to pop

>> No.17524842

sh-shit...

Do you guys think my shorts will be alright?
Shorting SOXL, EWJ, INTEL,
also puts on LAKE

Still buying SVXY all the way down

>>17524768
Where's this from again? I mightve saved it off twitter

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>>17524768
Yes but it's also based on technical analysis 101, simple support and resistance bands created by pockets of buyers at different prices with varying time horizons, the most basic technicals that even the most skeptical analysts agree with

>> No.17524846

>>17523375
Based

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>>17524804

digits

>> No.17524854

bulls btfod digits

>> No.17524859

>>17523302
WORK is going to chum people have been looking for pure software plays and this a corollary to ZM and it hasn't been overvalued yet. Buy options before 3/12 which is their earnings report.

>> No.17524873

>>17524842
I made it on Friday and posted it here because I switch from bull to bear depending on what will make me the most money, kek.

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>>17524816

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Hello, this is Mr. Batman from mergers and acquisitions.

Dubs calls the bottom this week.

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ITS FUCKING OVER BROS

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>>17524499

Sorry meant broad strokes.

Social Security has a 'short list' of diagnoses that qualify for Disability benefits; if you have two of them then they fast track you and you can be approved within four months.

In my case, I picked Agoraphobia with Panic Attacks and Bipolar 1 (Manic-Depressive) since they're easy to fake and get official diagnoses for.

After I picked the two diagnoses, I went to a shrink and told him my symptoms. For effect, I brought my Mother to confirm my story. I was officially diagnosed and submitted my application for Disability benefits on the Social Security website myself.

I got a letter about a month later informing me that I had to be assessed by a Social Security shrink before a decision could be made.

So I didn't shower, shave or get a haircut for two weeks prior to my scheduled assessment. I wore dirty, wrinkled clothes, slippers and had my Mother hold my hand and walk me into the shrinks office. It was overkill but I wasn't taking any chances.

I was given a few short memory, logic and basic IQ tests; all of which I intentionally bombed. I was told I would receive a decision letter within 30 days.

Four weeks later I received a check from Social Security for 18 months back pay; that's the maximum allowed. The next day I received my award letter and Medicare insurance card.

For the rest of my life, as long as I don't officially make more than $24k a year I'll receive 100% benefits. There easiest way around that is it have your clients pay a LLC and then you're paid a consulting fee which never goes over $24k a year.

Since I'm disabled I automatically qualified for Vocational Rehabilitation; it's the federal program that pays for you to learn a trade or get a college degree so you can reenter the workforce and stop collecting Disability benefits.

I also qualify for food stamps, Section 8 housing subsidies/vouchers, Medicaid (State) health insurance, utility bill subsidies and all kinds of grants/scholarships.

>> No.17524885

There is SO much air to be let out of this market it's ridiculous. It's hyperinflated beyond belief. We're probably retracing back to at least 2018

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>>17524878
S&P below $2500

>> No.17524889

>>17524878
1488 bottom

>> No.17524893

>>17524877
adamantium support at 2900

>> No.17524899

>>17524768
Basic resistance and support is the only useful TA there is. So yeah.

>> No.17524904

>>17524887
>>17524889
fug both missed by 1. Load up calls

>> No.17524921

>>17524878
0
Its the end

>> No.17524923

>>17524885
Look out for AMZN < 1000, AAPL < 150, TSLA <300

>> No.17524929

>>17524878
7

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BUCKLE UP

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>>17524878
0

>> No.17524939

>>17524933
It's over

>> No.17524940

>>17524923
Stop, I can only get so erect

>> No.17524942

new bread baked

>>17524934

>>17524934

>>17524934

>>17524934

>>17524934

>>17524934

>> No.17524951

So... puts/shorts on ZOOM?
It looks like it pumped because buyers confused it with ZM...

>>17524612
halp gwim
make it stop

>>17524873
I get that, but I do generally dislike bearishness. I'd rather bet on good companies going up over the long term, and using my hedges to make more money to buy more shares of good companies.

Also something about generally hoping that things go to shit and praying that people lose their jobs and homes is just not where I want to be.

>> No.17524956

>>17524830
no it gets worse...

>> No.17524977

>>17524933
shit

>> No.17524980

>>17524881
dude... you understand agoraphobia, and any other mental illness is literally bullshit?

>> No.17525117

>>17524881
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE THE DOWNSIDES?!?

Actually I have some history of panic attacks, diagnosed Anxiety, depression, ADD... therapist says I'm agoraphobic...

>> No.17525329

>>17524608
Investing.com has good lots of good world index data including futures quotes. Comments are somewhat entertaining and full of pajeets talking shit to each other. SP futures is probably most active.

>> No.17525673

>>17524559
YES PLEASE YES
I SHORTED AT FRIDAY AND GOT ALMOST LIQUIDATED BY THE FAKE FED PUMP

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THE LADY ON BLOOMBERG JUST COUGHED

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